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18589941 No.18589941 [Reply] [Original]

I’m buying oil every fucking chance I get. XOM, RDS, BP, you name it I’m sinking my greedy fucking gob into it every, fucking, week. I’m not missing a chance like this, low prices all across the fucking board. And the best part? I don’t even know what a fucking “put call” or “option” and all that shit. I have a very rudimentary understanding of the stock market, but it do not matter. Line go down, time buy. Line go up, time sell. And that’s the bottom line (pun intended) cause STONE COLD SAID SO!
>mfw thinking of my profits in a few years

>> No.18590013
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>>18589941
>airpods

>> No.18590031

>>18590013
NOOOOO STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC IN THE MOST EASY WAY POSSIBLE YOU HAVE TO WEAR BLOCKY HEADPHONES LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO USE TANGLY WIRES LIKE ME

>> No.18590037

Fucking Retard buying XOM at $40 a share. FK OFF. This shit is going to $20.

>> No.18590170
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>>18590031
Why yes, I did pay $200 for a gimmick of a product that has been around for 10 years. I just love apple's innovative.

>> No.18590249

>>18590037

this

>> No.18590278

BP in the last decade hasn't recovered for tits.

>> No.18590880

>>18589941
>Buying oil companies
>Not buying oil ETFs like USO, OIL or OILNF etn
Stocklet detected.

>> No.18590908

>>18590037
Priced in. WTI Oil went to negative 40 and xom went up. Futures contracts going up. Buy now or miss the moon ride

>> No.18590926

>>18590880
Definitely gonna pick up some USO as well, forgot to mention in OP.

>> No.18590938

>>18590926
>>18590880
How safe is uso? Can’t the close the etf if it goes too low?

>> No.18590952

>>18590170
>thinks 200 is a lot
>doesn't realize you can get them cheaper

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USO sub 3 dollars tomorrow

screenshot this

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>>18590170
>I just love apple's innovative.

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never catch a falling barrel fren

>> No.18591073

USO ETF will be delisted and defunct in a few months. Screencap this. It will be removed like that Credit Suisse piece of shit product XIV

>> No.18591081

>>18590938
USO is based on 80% 2 month out contracts and 20% 3 month out contracts.
It's more likely they do a reverse split like OIL is doing in early May. If they close that just means everyone moves to the other one

>> No.18591101

>>18591001
I'll lose another$350 but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take for us all and so I can go all in at 3 cents.

>> No.18591174

>>18590952
Holy fuck or pay 200 dollars for headphone that aren’t shit

>> No.18591203

>>18589941
You single op? You cute

>> No.18591226

What about stuff like UCO? Isn't that the way to go?

>> No.18591303

>>18591226
I actually never knew that existed. Thanks for letting me know

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>>18591203
Thanks for the compliment hoss, but I’m not a poopdick.
>mfw thinking of fucking a Nubian goddess in my huge future house.

>> No.18591331

>>18591318
Cringe

>> No.18591647

>>18591318
very cute indeed. mmmm I just want to cut your cute little head off and poop in your eye socket. haha just kidding bro

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>>18590031
Cringe

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>>18591318
Thinks he's cool cuz he smokes pot

>> No.18592053

>>18592027
?? I’m not a degenerate pot addict.

>> No.18592073

>>18592053
then what's wrong with your face?

>> No.18592080

>>18589941
... find a commodities trader and ask if this is good

>> No.18592129

>>18592073
Idk fren don’t be mean

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>>18592129
Gross acne, small face eyes to close, faggot. Would still pound that sweet bussy of yours and make you call me Daddy

>> No.18592201

>>18592129
you're right, sorry for crabbin' on ya. best of luck.

>> No.18592222

>>18589941
Imagine not wearing AirPod PROS. Pleb

>> No.18592235

>>18589941
Where are you gonna store all the oil dumbass

>> No.18592264

>>18589941
oh look, a narcissistic patsy's first validation begging post
yawn
drink some drain cleaner, you limp-wristed faggot
s
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>> No.18592870

>>18589941
MRO & MTDR. Stack up. Look at the insider trades.