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Press F to Pay Respects Anonymous Mon Apr 20 18:44:13 2020 No.18586253 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 18:45:20 2020 No.18586286 S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 18:47:48 2020 No.18586360 S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 18:48:35 2020 No.18586380 >>18586360 >>18586286 fuck yall faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 18:51:00 2020 No.18586457 >>18586380 >yall

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:48:25 2020 No.18587603 this cool weather is nice. Hope it doesn't spell anything negative for you fine folks up north.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:49:01 2020 No.18587620 >>18586253 My ex lives in Texas she joined a Jewish sex cult & cheated on me S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:50:54 2020 No.18587653 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:54:43 2020 No.18587732 >>18586286 >>18586360 >>18587653 Fuck you guys. F Texas is the greatest country in the United States. This is coming from someone born and raised in Massachusetts.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:54:55 2020 No.18587735
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Where you niggas heading tomorrow? I'm not sure about this USO stack I picked up today. I'm new and retarded to securities...
https://www.etf.com/sections/features-and-news/oil-etfs-coming-rebound?nopaging=1

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 19:58:30 2020 No.18587805 >>18587732 Texas is a shithole, it’s too fkn hot and the people are beyond stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:00:36 2020 No.18587841 File: 63 KB, 700x693, 1575852673513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will this oil stuff affect housing prices in Texas? Will I be able to scoop up a cheap house there soon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:01:49 2020 No.18587857 >>18587841 Probably scoop up some steals in North Dakota shale country. Pack long underwear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:01:52 2020 No.18587858 >>18586253 Is it possible Area 51 is the cause of this? Area 51 is in Texas.... Oil is in Texas.... Coincidence? I don't think so....

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:01:57 2020 No.18587860 File: 322 KB, 2100x1500, 4knr00w8ql511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18587841 >Will I be able to scoop up a cheap house there soon? only when the mexicans start to move out, so never

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:03:35 2020 No.18587882 >>18587841 housing prices will go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:04:44 2020 No.18587899 >>18587841 scoop the poopy out of my butt loser

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:07:04 2020 No.18587947 File: 284 KB, 1067x792, 1576177685366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18587899

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:07:25 2020 No.18587952 >>18587732 Native Texans are ok, but Non-Texans who idolise Texas as some kind of small government paradise are all terrible, the worst are the transplants who move there so that they can commute to their office jobs in a pickup and a cowboy hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:10:05 2020 No.18588010 >>18587952 >Native Texans are ok so basically everyone in north texas

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:11:11 2020 No.18588035 S fuck texas and fuck texans

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:12:02 2020 No.18588049 Rip Houston

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:12:30 2020 No.18588057 >>18588049 Houston we have a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:13:20 2020 No.18588069 >>18588035 Fuck you too cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:19:40 2020 No.18588187 >>18587882 That makes no sense

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:28:29 2020 No.18588350

Shits about to get real.

The Texas rainy day fund is not actually a saved away account.

It's funded based on oil/gas revenue.

They were already running out of money for education system. Now, the education system is bankrupt.

Texas does not have an income tax. Purely sales tax.

At end of year, teachers are getting laid off.

>Revenue from those taxes is divided among several state funds.

>The state's savings account — technically called the Economic Stabilization Fund but known around the Capitol as the Rainy Day Fund — gets 37.5 percent.

>Another 37.5 percent goes into the State Highway Fund, which is used for highway construction and maintenance and policing public roads.

>The remaining 25 percent goes to the Foundation School Program, a Texas Education Agency-administered fund used for expenses such as teacher salaries, bilingual education and special education.

https://www.texastribune.org/2018/01/05/hey-texplainer-how-does-texas-budget-use-taxes-oil-and-natural-gas-pro/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:33:23 2020 No.18588429 File: 60 KB, 640x360, deb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I live in Dallas Is it time to evacuate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:40:15 2020 No.18588568 >>18586253 S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:41:02 2020 No.18588587 >>18588429 Lol, that's 121S.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:41:53 2020 No.18588601 >>18588429 My apt is two exits before though. >>18588350 My gf is a teacher, that’s spooky. We were going to buy a house soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:44:54 2020 No.18588662 File: 560 KB, 637x515, 1585716788902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18588429 this photo gave me ptsd FUCK Dallas Nothing but a bunch of tranny metrosexuals

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:46:31 2020 No.18588685 >>18588587 >>18588601 35E up through Lewisville is a shit show amiright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:50:32 2020 No.18588769 File: 99 KB, 1600x1005, californiapepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tech unaffected by oil crash and will likely be green tomorrow We did it, Calibros! Been dunking on my Texan friends all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:52:27 2020 No.18588806 Texas turned blue so S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:02:07 2020 No.18588994 File: 44 KB, 680x452, its turning the fricking frogs gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18586253 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:12:46 2020 No.18589173 Who would have thought that Texas is so fragile. S

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:22:59 2020 No.18589353 File: 142 KB, 1000x1000, 1577892934525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18589173 Texas has it's own power grid. When we secede we're keeping it! S (to Non-Texas states)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:28:15 2020 No.18589429 >>18587620 >"All my ex's live in Texas"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:29:34 2020 No.18589453 >>18587620 Brach Davidians?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:38:50 2020 No.18589590 File: 540 KB, 1240x877, StormShip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F Texas oil workers are wildmen. I wonder where they will go now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:42:53 2020 No.18589654 >>18588662 and crackheads and debutantes

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 22:03:36 2020 No.18589939
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>>18589590

>I wonder where they will go now

They will form desperate bands of oil marauders in the Texan outback, sailing the Chihuahuan Desert on great Ford F-450 land-yachts, taking barrels of oil by AR15-point to later dump back into the desert for profit. The largest of such gangs, the West Texas Triple-K Choppas™, will eventually even raid the Commune of Austin itself for sex-slaves and meth in the great Central Texas Oil Intifada of 2022.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 22:05:04 2020 No.18589960 File: 138 KB, 1130x1082, Gun Chad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S FUCK TEXAS https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 22:06:56 2020 No.18589983 File: 32 KB, 417x416, Norte 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18588429 >have to pay a toll to get out of Texas. BASED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 22:09:21 2020 No.18590022 >>18588035 >t. commiefornian

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 22:49:24 2020 No.18590620 Can't wait for Texas bitch boys to come crying to California to save them. Oh well, what's one more failed red state for us to prop up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:02:14 2020 No.18590832 >Texas begs for succession >Texas gets what it wants, but only because it is thrown out of the union to save the economy Based state exile

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:26:55 2020 No.18591130 >Texas State full of inbred retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:29:52 2020 No.18591167 >>18586253 S Also fuck alberta

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:35:30 2020 No.18591263 >>18588429 Fuck driving in Dallas, if you can even drive through there without the constant construction going on

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:47:40 2020 No.18591443 >>18587947 I can’t believe he fucking did it

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:56 2020 No.18591556

>>18586253

HEY SHITKICKERS, BET YOU DON'T WANT TO SECEDE NOW HAHAHA!!! FUCKING TOLD YOU ARROGANT ASSWIPES THAT OIL WOULD TANK ONE DAY AND YOU'D BE FUCKED!!! BRAG NOW ABOUT YOUR PULL MYSELF UP BY MY BOOTSTRAPS I'M A FUCKING COWBOY AND BEAT OFF TO PICS OF JOHN WAYNE BULLSHIT YOU INBRED FUCKING CRETINS!!!

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:10:54 2020 No.18591749
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>>18588429
had to check this again, this road looked way too familiar
>>18590620
I don't think that's gonna happen... seems pretty unlikely knowing how stubborn tx people are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:12:12 2020 No.18591764 >>18587841 Sweetie, Houston is going to turn into Detroit in 10 years. You can buy a house for $100

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:18:35 2020 No.18591864
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>>18591263
>drive for 2 days one way to school the other back home on the George Bush War Criminal Toll Way without T pass
>$25
Yeah, fuck driving in Dallas. Im from the East Coast so Im used to tolls but fuck that shit even with the T pass it's expensive as fuck. DFW is a sprawled out hellhole, but Denton is nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:47:38 2020 No.18592244 >>18591764 absolute delusion. You think we won't be using just as much oil in a decade?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:01:36 2020 No.18592991 I unironically like some parts of TX. Austin, Galveston, South Padre Island, San antonio... but yeah, bunch on inbred trumptards everywhere else. Fucking mutts. I’m glad they’re about to go broke. Fuck texans

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