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>be me
>hear news of oil being free
>"Oh boy, time to stock up on oil!"
>head to nearest gas station and grab over a dozen of 5w-20 motor oil and attempt to walk out of store
>"Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
>I look back, it's the cashier with a mean look on his face
>"Didn't you hear the news? Oil is negative now, it's practically free!"
>Proceed to walk out the door while the cashier runs out behind me while on the phone with the police
>Book it and run

>> No.18580115

I thought you guys said oil was free now

>> No.18580123

>>18580075
oil is only free for the police and military

>> No.18580154

>>18580115
Businesses work by paying the supplier then you pay the business

>> No.18580175

>>18580075

he was only running behind you to try to give you your payment you fucking retard

>> No.18580181
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>>18580075
haha classic. it's just the futures contracs not motor oil you fuckin DUMMY

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18580196

I also was told it was free so I went to fill up my car and it cost me fucking $2 which is how much it cost me when oil was like $50. What the hell is going on?
-Mumu
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sorry goy but oils only free for us big boys

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>>18580075
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK THIS WEEK
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>>18580075
>be me
>working at gas station
>fat, greasy, smelly neckbeard walks into store, staring at ground
>stuffs around a dozen 5w-20 motor oil containers under his shirt and into his pants
>ask him if he needs any help
>mumbles 'm...m....muh free oil"
>tries to walk out the door but gets stuck in doorway, excess motor oil in fat folds must have displaced some of his fat stores
>chuckle as I watch fat retard shuffling sideways like a dog with a stick in its mouth trying to go through a door
>he finally makes it through, feel bad for him and try to chase after him
>he starts running away as I'm calling up my manager to get advice
Just wanted to tell him he forgot his change... Oh well, I guess i'll just give myself a bonus from the register.