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>> No.18574336
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.18574356

GOING NEGATIVE OR BOUNCING AT $0.01? >TRIPS DECIDES

>> No.18574357
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>>18574307
Pain.

>> No.18574385
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUY? HOW DO WE PROFIT OFF THIS?

>> No.18574394

Imagine being a CEO of a Shale company right now

>> No.18574432

>Oil -93%
>US10Y -5.32%
>BTC -3.41%
>Nasdaq Green

Jerome is the most powerful man alive.

>> No.18574437

You don't ACTUALLY have to take physical delivery if you're holding crude futures at expiration, right? Can't you choose to settle with cash?

>> No.18574450

So did anyone short oil last week? Want to post your sick gains?

>> No.18574465

>>18574385
Buy oil. Go long

>> No.18574468
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>>18574336
WHHHAAAAAT

>> No.18574471
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>June will be okay
>being optimistic in times like this

>> No.18574480

>>18574307
Ok. Is there any event which can send the stock market down again or is everything priced in?

>> No.18574484

>0.16$
0.16$
>0.16$
0.16$
>0.16$
0.16$
>0.16$
0.16$
>0.16$
0.16$
>0.16$
0.16$

>> No.18574488

This is an act of economic warfare by OPEC. Trump will have to intervene today.

>> No.18574491
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So like, what happens now?

>> No.18574489

>>18574336
OH

F
U
U
U

G

>> No.18574497
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>>18574385
>buy all the may contracts you can afford
>use 100% of your savings
>take delivery
>dump the worthless goo in your backyard
>sell the barrel for metal
>???
>profit

>> No.18574499
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18574499

I swear to god I will post big tiddy gfs until SQQQ starts moving.

What the everloving fuck is going on? A 3x etf that doesnt move for weeks?

>> No.18574503

50% NET
50% NET Calls

im gonna make it NET 36 by July

>> No.18574504

>>18574465
Is this actually a good idea or just a meme?

I mean, oil will surely rebound, r-right?

>> No.18574506
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I can't even take screenshots quickly enough, crashing so fast

>> No.18574507

>>18574307
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFbKzt-uwE

>> No.18574510

say something positive
about anything

>> No.18574517

>>18574437
You're fucked bro
Better buy a big ass truck

>> No.18574528

Can someone fluent in futures weigh in? The price we're seeing drop is on contract, not actual oil itself, correct?

>> No.18574531

>>18574510
I'm having a lot of fun watching this mess.

>> No.18574536
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18574536

>10 cents as of me typing this
Oh my fucking God

>> No.18574550

ONE (1) CENT

>> No.18574557

OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
>OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
>OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
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OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
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OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
>OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL
>OIL REACHED 0$ /BARREL

>> No.18574577
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>>18574506
LOL WAT

>> No.18574578

I just got back from work

HOLLLYYYY FUCCCCCKKKKKKINNGGGGG SHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!

>> No.18574587

JUST SAW IT HIT 0.00

>> No.18574595
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>0.00

>> No.18574599

8 CENTS

8 CENTS

8 CENTS

8 CENTS

HERE IT COMES

>> No.18574645

Mods should sticky this thread and play Komm Susser Tod again like in March

>> No.18574647

where you watching oil

>> No.18574648

$0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00

>> No.18574650

>sold out of my all in on WTI green
I've scoured medical encyclopedia and cannot find an image of a man sweating enough for this.

>> No.18574665

>oil 1 cent a barrel
>I have no money with which to buy it

>> No.18574668
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18574668

>Oh hey June, glad you could join us.

>> No.18574676
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Seriously. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NOW?

>> No.18574693

>be a neet
>some 3k in savings account
>buy snacks and weed only
>laugh at retards playing with stock market and losing their life savings on it
feels good to be a neet

>> No.18574697

>>18574499
It’s cause there’s been lots of crabbing. That’s bad for 3x ETFs

I want it to go up. Ended up bag holding cause I made a retarded move

>> No.18574703

>>18574676
RUN

>> No.18574733
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>>18574703
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.18574738

KYS YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF YOU

GO

NECK

YOURSELF

>> No.18574745

can i actually buy barrels of oil bros?

>> No.18574746

>>18574645
>Komm Susser Tod
And the Eva 2.0 version of Tsubasa wo Kudasai

>> No.18574751
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>Oil plunges BELOW FUCKING $1 (! ! !)
>Russia is kill
>American Shale Oil is kill
.
.
.
>stocks just -1% down

Literally what the fuck?

>> No.18574763

OIL IS FUCKING ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOAD YOUR FUCKING GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18574767

>>18574504
yes anon

>> No.18574772

brainlet here, do I and how do I buy barrels of oil at 1 cent to sell them at a regular price of 60 bucks later?

>> No.18574787

>>18574772
rent an oil tanker

>> No.18574799

>>18574432
-3% in BTC is just noise.

>> No.18574803

>>18574751
Stock market is rigged and has only one player left. FED is trading with Blackrock back and forth.

>> No.18574809
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>oil at 0
It doesn't make any fucking sense
Do they think corona will last 100 years?

>> No.18574811
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>>18574697
I want it to do anything at all. I have spreads in it. Calls at 15 and puts at 10 and 5.

>> No.18574821

>>18574767
So what do I do? I am a literal noob here with no idea how to capitalize on this. Buy stock in an oil company? An oil ETF?

>> No.18574820
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Reminder /biz/ 10 dollar was the safezone according to meme line analysis.

>> No.18574822

like can I have a barrel of Oil shipped to my house?

I have a pretty big barn i could fill up with these things desu

>> No.18574824

>>18574307
Free oil is priced in retards

>> No.18574831

>>18574751
patience
probably gonna be a really good week for stocks actually, but not today

>> No.18574844

>>18574772
>regular price
Oil is fucking dead. It will never be above - $0.01 again.

>> No.18574863

>>18574821
Get a 40 gallon drum
Fill with oil
Wait
Sell for profit

>> No.18574880

>>18574831
in all seriousness.
I have robinhood and i hate it.
what do i upgrade to, to be able to buy "usoil" stocks?

>> No.18574886

>>18574831
kek, why

>> No.18574888

Can someone explain to a biz newcomer why oil has suddenly lost its value? Surely there is still a demand for it?

>> No.18574891

>>18574450
Purchased bear oil etfs on the ninth as I sold out of fang xom and Hal.

My Canadian etf has already doubled.

>> No.18574897

>>18574820
also lmao @ TA on physical commodities

>> No.18574902

SP500 is going up. Soon green, bobos.

>> No.18574904

>>18574844
does that mean filling my gas tank will cost me half a dollar now?

>> No.18574913

>>18574772
Pile them up inside your house and light a match

>> No.18574935

>>18574888
Nobody is doing shit cuz of coronavirus while also Saudi Arabia/Russia have been underselling eachother on oil since last year

>> No.18574937

>>18574888
its only oil for may delivery iirc

>aka literally no buyers want oil in may

later oil has a price $20+

>> No.18574940

>>18574902
you've either got about 2 days or the bears really missed the bottom

>> No.18574948

>>18574888

Nope, there's this thing called stockpiling

Since states are not retarded, they all stockpiled like motherfuckers when the price dumped last time

Now all the silos are full, so oil is functionally worthless. No-one wants to buy it

>> No.18574949

>>18574821
Yes buy oil it wont get much cheaper than a penny per barrel

>> No.18574950

>>18574886
you'll see
just don't buy any puts

>> No.18574953
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FREE OIL IS BULLISH FOR AIRLINES

RIGHT?

>> No.18574957
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>>18574821
do not buyu a fucking oil etf. just buy a big fish. XOM TOT RDS.B CVX

i like APA . MRO and MUR too. but those are more risky

I also own RIG

>> No.18574964

>>18574888
At first it was the broken Saudi-Russia deal. Then The lockdowns in most countries started and no one had a need to buy oil because can't go outside.

>> No.18574975

>>18574948
>>18574888
It costs money to store it, literally cheaper to give it away

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>>18574888
free energy, trust the plan

>> No.18574985
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>>18574950

>> No.18574990
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>>18574809
You don't get it. They have to put it somewhere or literally cap wells. Capping a well is expensive and complicated.

Its like sitting at a restaurant and a crazy Saudi Arabian waiter keeps coming with the water and you're out of glasses and he's sloshing it all over the table and you're like wtf Ahmed and he's like don't worry Allah will provide meanwhile your oil market erection is going soft as the ice cold water saturates your groin and your roastie gf is screaming and crying and people are going motherfucking crazy

>> No.18574993

>>18574904
You will receive a tax credit when you fill up. I suspect prices will stabilize around - $2.30 at the pump, - $2.00 in flyover states.

>> No.18575022

>>18574949
I am asking how though, like what stock do I buy?

>> No.18575028

>>18574468
You're witnessing history goys

>> No.18575039

>>18574940
Still dreaming of a reversal? Impossible with the insane purchasing power of the FED.

>> No.18575061

>>18574811
I LOVE TITTIES MORE THAN I LOVE FREE OIL

>> No.18575069
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>>18574990
>Its like sitting at a restaurant and a crazy Saudi Arabian waiter keeps coming with the water and you're out of glasses and he's sloshing it all over the table and you're like wtf Ahmed and he's like don't worry Allah will provide meanwhile your oil market erection is going soft as the ice cold water saturates your groin and your roastie gf is screaming and crying and people are going motherfucking crazy

>> No.18575076

ITS FUCKING NEGATIVE LOL

>> No.18575078

>>18574888
Jets aren't flyin, oil is still being produced, storages are full, tankers are full, this is your answer. Why Netherlands shred tulips this year? because nobody buys them.

>> No.18575107

>>18575076
>negative

Sauce me

>> No.18575128
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I thought about shorting oil futures today but chickened out
I can't fucking believe it.

>> No.18575136

So should I buy cheap us oil stocks and wait for it to recover?

>> No.18575146
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18575146

NEGATIVE OIL

>> No.18575159
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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED I'VE ONLY GOT 900$ WHAT DO I BUY

>> No.18575164

>>18575039
we're approaching some pretty nasty memelines. you can trust Jerome and blackcock. We all lose if they push to ATH, you know that, right? Bulls will just be marginally better losers than bears.

>> No.18575165

>>18575136
buy xlf calls for friday

>> No.18575170
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>>18575061
Yeah but how do we make SQQQ move?

Will more tiddies help?

>> No.18575199

Time to go all in on DRIP and DTO I guess

>> No.18575211
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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18575230
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>>18574948
Buy tankers.

>>18574949
Bottom is in I suppose. It quite literally cannot get worse than this.

Correction. IT GOT WORSE. NEGATIVE A DOLLAR. HOLY FUCKING HELL MY GOD.

>>18575136
>>18575159
BUY OIL. NOW. OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. ONLY UP FROM HERE.

>> No.18575235

>>18575159
UCO and sit on it

>> No.18575238

>>18575107
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

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>>18575069

>> No.18575272

YES

MORE

TITTIES

MORE

FREE

OIL

>> No.18575280

>>18575230
WHERE DO I BUY OIL STOCK AT?

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>> No.18575327

sold all my oil stocks at ~15% profit.

desu i have no idea what to do here, there will literally be a world war over this.

>> No.18575328

>>18575280
Just buy oil

>> No.18575371

>>18575328
WHAT STOCK TICKER

>> No.18575377

>>18575327
why?

>> No.18575387

Can someone explain what the fuck is happening?

Like wtf is oil so low?
>nb4 Oil prices hit the imaginary numbers

>> No.18575399

https://robinhood.com/stocks/UCO
So, is this the play?

>> No.18575402

THEY WILL GIVE YOU MONEY TO TAKE THE BARRELS

>> No.18575418
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>>18575294
LOWER

>> No.18575434

Just set a limit order of 41 bucks for XOM

>> No.18575450
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>>18575387
>finds support on the z axis
I wouldn't be surprised at this point

>> No.18575467
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NEGATIVE $7.5

>> No.18575479

>>18575399
SCO you retard, don't buy anything, you'll get rekt.

>> No.18575487

so what happens if I short something that went negative?

>> No.18575491

>>18575450
lost my shit
fucking clown market

>> No.18575527
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18575527

Do I sell my XOM for small gains or HODL?

>> No.18575545

>>18575371
If is said buy a hamburger would you ask what stock ticket? And what is a stock ticker?

>> No.18575558

should i buy oil

>> No.18575568

Negative priced oil is a sign for how fucked the economy is. GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN

>> No.18575577

>buy oil
>gain money
Literally free money.

>> No.18575579

>>18575527
just make sure you have powder.

>> No.18575596
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18575596

Can one of you please not act retarded and PLEASE tell me what the fuck I need to buy to profit off these oil prices

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>>18575596
see >>18575577

>> No.18575637

Hah! I shorted the FED and WON.

Good luck jerome!

>> No.18575640

>>18575527
i sold my exxon two hours ago for 20 % profit and i feel relieved desu but you got to decide for yourself

>> No.18575653

Contracts expire tomorrow retards

>> No.18575663

>>18575596
>please don't act retarded
>begging for financial advice from a Malaysian Bus Station Forum
We're just following your lead

>> No.18575671

>>18574307
http://www.freeintertv.com/view/id-2566

CNBC link for EU fags

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>>18574307
REMINDER

We will re-test ATH before crashing down to lower low.
SPY 340 in 1 month
SPY 220 in 3 month
SPY 290 EOY

>> No.18575680

>>18574990
Audibly keked at this post.

>> No.18575682
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.18575684

>>18575596
Buy oil it's less than free

>> No.18575688

>>18575596
go to saudi arabia, buy a tanker, fill it with 40 gallons of oil and drive back here

>> No.18575693
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>In soviet russia, oil pays you to take it!

>> No.18575698

lol the guy on cnbc
>twenty-two whatever fuckin change it is

>> No.18575699

>>18575629
Just saying "buy oil" doesnt mean shit... What do I buy!?

>> No.18575702

who is playing earnings? I ask this in every fucking thread. Am I stupid swinging LMT and KO calls?

>> No.18575708

>>18574336
GUH

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NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION
>NO VOTE TODAY ON PPP EXTENSION

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CL can trade in negatives. May DOM right now, with bids at -0.01 and lower.

>> No.18575725

>”””””buy”””” oil
>they fucking give me money for taking it
>use this money to buy storage for it
>wait for prices to rise
>sell oil again once clown market has stopped
I’m gonna become a billionaire.

>> No.18575735

>>18575699
they LITERALLY will give you money.

>> No.18575740

I HAD TO RESET MY IP AGAIN BECAUSE GOOGLE CAPTCHAS FUCKED UP AND MISSED MY CHANCE TO SELL SOME SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU GOOKMOOT YOU FUCKING SELLOUT PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.18575742

>>18575699
A supertanker

>> No.18575744

>>18575699
Oil

>> No.18575747

>>18575684
>buy oil

BE SPECIFIC what the fuck man.

>> No.18575766

>>18574356
10$ EOD

>> No.18575768

>>18574450
I did. I bought oil tankers. up ~20% right now. Wonder what will happen tomorrow morning.

Told you fuckers to buy Euronav...

>> No.18575789

>oil has gone from being a good to being a bad

I'm enjoying this timeline

>> No.18575801

NO DEAL

>> No.18575818

>>18575747
well to buy oil physically, you have to get it from somewhere and then if you want to sell it you must sell it physically again. That's a lot of hassle.

>> No.18575825

>>18575747
$WTI

>> No.18575828

>>18575789
Greta predicted this.

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18575832

Guys I am 100% in on SPXS

You know this picture? I literally feel like that. Seeing my gains go up just feels like you are 100% relaxed.

>> No.18575840

>>18575768
>Euronav
I don’t buy foreign shit

>> No.18575855
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18575855

OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
OIL NEGATIVE $11.42
>OIL NEGATIVE $11.42

>> No.18575866
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18575866

Why did the Google CEO appear before the House Judiciary Committee but the Facebook CEO appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee?

>> No.18575893
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18575893

Problem, OPEC+ criminals?

>> No.18575896

>>18575855
>-14.39

>> No.18575899
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18575899

>>18575855
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAA

>> No.18575919

Made 50% today from oil dump, took my profits not being greedy again

>> No.18575926
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18575926

>>18575855
-21 now

>> No.18575948

how do I make money in this stupid pandemic?
I'm a neet who absolutely hates working but I got some minor savings, where do I place a 50 and turn a bit more?

>> No.18575950
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18575950

>>18575866
I hope uncle sam fucks google HARD AND DRY

>> No.18575953
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18575953

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME EVERY CEO IN THE SHALE INDUSTRY HAS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE JUST PUMP THE GOD DAMN OIL I DONT CARE HOW YOU CANT DO IT, YOU HAVE TO PUMP IT
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE OIL INDUSTRY IS CRASHING
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18575959

Where do I see these prices? Most websites have just stopped at 0.01

>> No.18575969
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18575969

which oil do I buy in leafland? is the habbening already over cus all the big corporations are still higher than they were after the first crash.

>> No.18575971

>>18575919
>gj bo bro

>> No.18575976

>>18574821
I'm a noob and bought USO this morning

>> No.18575990

>>18575275
Based town with no name poster.

>> No.18575996
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18575996

>>18575926
-25$ now

>> No.18576000

>>18575959
Turn on CNBC

>> No.18576015

>>18575953
>>18574394
look, leftist from /pol/ is pretending to be into stocks again

>> No.18576024

>>18575672
I don't see it
SPY will top around 300 before crashing down to 210
260 EOY

>> No.18576027

>>18575948
Under your mattress.

>> No.18576037
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18576037

Just bought couple of dollars worth oil bros

>> No.18576043
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18576043

SPY 282
>SPY 282
SPY 282
>SPY 282
SPY 282
>SPY 282
SPY 282
>SPY 282
SPY 282
>SPY 282
SPY 282
>SPY 282

>> No.18576046
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18576046

Guys, every muscle in my body is relaxed and I just casually glance to my phone seeing my gains off SPXS

>> No.18576054
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18576054

LONG SQUEEZE. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.18576055
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18576055

>look, leftist from /pol/ is pretending to be into stocks again

>> No.18576059

>>18575976
Won't ETFs tracking oil get delisted now though??

>> No.18576074

>>18576037
So you sold some oil?

>> No.18576078

Imagine thinking we're not going to war.

>> No.18576086

-200%

>> No.18576088

IM SHAKING SO MUCH MY WIFES SON ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG
WHAT THE FUCK MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18576094

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18576111
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18576111

-22.23

>> No.18576115

>>18574307
What stocks can i buy that represent oil? i have 1000k on my ib account as an European

>> No.18576131

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WONT STOP GOING DOWN FUCK ME

>> No.18576133

>bankruptcies
>unemployment
>main street decimated
>oil in the shitter
>hyperinflation
>terrible earnings
This week will be glorious.

>> No.18576140
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18576140

NO BREAKS

>> No.18576150

>>18575801
bullish

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>> No.18576159

>>18576115
you cant, those prices reflect physical delivery. unless you have a tanker at the port, forget it.

>> No.18576160
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18576160

Haha, suck it, amerifaggots, that`s what happens when you fuck with RUSSIA.

COCИTE
ХУЙ

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18576175

>>18576055
seethe

>> No.18576183

HORY SHET!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173368574406250496

>> No.18576185
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18576185

OIL NEGATIVE $40
>OIL NEGATIVE $40
OIL NEGATIVE $40
>OIL NEGATIVE $40
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OIL NEGATIVE $40
>OIL NEGATIVE $40
OIL NEGATIVE $40
>OIL NEGATIVE $40

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18576193

OIL AT -40 HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROS

>> No.18576201
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18576201

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18576207

NO JEROME NOOO

>> No.18576225

https://business.financialpost.com/investing/who-knew-fearless-millennials-are-cashing-in-on-stocks-as-frightened-boomers-cash-out

>> No.18576226

>>18575855
>>18575926
>>18575996
Where do you get that from? tradingview.com is stuck at 0.01

>> No.18576241 [DELETED] 

June contract now negative

>> No.18576251
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18576251

Does anyone know what's going on?

>> No.18576255
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18576255

>You lived to see oil trade at complete inverse its normal price relative to $0
What a time to be alive

>> No.18576259

>>18576226
yahoo finance, its slow as well

>> No.18576262

MAKE

IT

STOP

PLEASE GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18576264
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18576264

>>18576225
can we rangeban all journalist from 4chan?

>> No.18576267
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18576267

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU. YOU FUCKING PUMP ALL DAY WHEN I AM SHORTING, WHERE ARE YOU NOW THAT I BOUGHT IN?! MY OIL STOCKS ARE DYING, FUCKING DYING, I AM LOSING MY ASS OFF.

>> No.18576275
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18576275

Cocaть, пиндocы

>> No.18576277

>>18574497
>People literally think it's like buying on Amazon

You people are hopeless. It doesn't come in a free barrel dummies. That's just a unit of measurement. You would be responsible for transport and storage. You are only purchasing the "worthless goo" as you call it.

>> No.18576278

How do I get into this?
What do I fucking buy?
ETFs?

>> No.18576280
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18576280

>> No.18576281

START LOADING MAGS!!!!!!!

>> No.18576284

Lads, serious question:
If oil hits -50 how feasibly would it be to actually rent a large ship or other large storage tank to hold it in until it goes back up to sell for big boy profit?

>> No.18576288
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18576288

>margin call again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18576313
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18576313

OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
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OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20
>OIL CLOSED AT NEGATIVE $35.20

>> No.18576332

SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO INVEST IN OIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.18576350

LMAO JUNE AND JULY WTI ALSO NEGATIVE.

Just last thread retards were buying JUNE calls let alone JULY.

LMAO

>> No.18576351

>>18576284
Unless you are a government nobody will sell you oil.

>> No.18576355

>>18576278
half are saying buy an ETF and the other half are saying dont

XOM and the like havent dropped much yet

im so confused and nervouss cause i just want to get into this.

>> No.18576359
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18576359

KEK on CNBC
>This is actually not possible!

>> No.18576369
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18576369

Boomer meltdown pt 2

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18576370

>tfw almost forgot this is a clown market

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18576382

Jerome is currently buying up the S&P500

>> No.18576392

>>18576332
Long on canola

>> No.18576408

guys guys guys guys

Which website can i see the updated oil prices without delay??????????????????????
Everywhere I go either has delay or stuck at 0.01

>> No.18576416
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18576416

NOT SELLING

NOT SELLING

NOT SELLING

NOT SELLING

DID YOU HEAR ME NIGGERS?


IM NOT SELLING OIL

NEXT WEEK WE ALL FINNA HAVE DOUBLED OUR INCOME

DONT SELL

BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP

>> No.18576417

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>> No.18576418

>>18576370
Buy WHAT?

>> No.18576419

>>18576332
iPath OIL ETN (OIL)

>> No.18576425
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18576425

HISTORICAL

>> No.18576436

>>18576408
not sure but you can watch here
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>> No.18576445

>>18576416
WHAT STOCK IS THIS

>> No.18576465

QUICK

TVIX OR SPXS

GIVE ME AN ANSWER

>> No.18576472

>>18575866
>>18575950

I found a sort of answer to my query

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/google-ceo-agrees-to-u-s-house-testimony-after-company-skipped-senate-hearing-1.1144740

>> No.18576474
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18576474

>it was curious to watch at first
>uhhh i'll have to make some more calls

>> No.18576475

>>18576055
>/pol/
>leftists
wew

>> No.18576476
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18576476

>>18576277
I kno, I'm just shitposting fren. If it came in a barrel and was delivered anywhere a bunch of fucking morons would undoubtedly be sticking crude in their back yards, especially if they're getting paid to do it.

>> No.18576477

>>18576445
XOM

>> No.18576499
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18576499

>>18576465
tvix

>> No.18576502
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18576502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWPBKAqJgsw

PUMP IT

>> No.18576512

>CNBC anchor chick: why doesn't the US government just buy it?
lmao

>> No.18576530

>>18574336
You owe money now?

>> No.18576537

>>18576512
that's what's going to happen

>> No.18576566

>>18576512
she isn't wrong actually

>> No.18576567

>>18576419
WHAT DO THESE THINGS MEAN

>> No.18576577

Just woke up. What'd I miss

>> No.18576605
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18576605

For fuck sakes, I decided to go all in on oil like an hour before this dump, oh well im long anyway

>> No.18576619

>>18576577

i took a nap and oil is negative 35 dollars now

>> No.18576622

>tfw going full socialism in order to save capitalism

>> No.18576623

>>18576512
They have no where to put it. That's literally the entire problem all storage capacity is full.

>> No.18576624

>>18576577
glass of water = 50 gallons of oil

>> No.18576625

>>18576577
Oil is now worse than worthless anon

>> No.18576629

>>18576577
Oh just another day
>oil is literally negative

>> No.18576635

>>18576577
Not much man, just a whole lot of crabbing

>> No.18576690

>>18576577
Oil is so cheap that they're literally paying you what it cost you to buy oil just two months ago

>> No.18576694
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18576694

>WHEN ARE YOU COVERING YOUR SHORTS? WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? WHO IS EVEN THAT SHORT?

>> No.18576733
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18576733

EMBRACE THE CLOWN
WATCH THE BEARS UNABLE TO FORCE ANOTHER CRASH

TIME TO BUY

NO FEAR NO PAIN ONLY GAINS

>> No.18576735
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18576735

>>18576629
Some hotshot futures traders got liquidated today. There's always one in every crash. Now that that's out of the way, I am surprisingly bullish.

>> No.18576762
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18576762

>>18576225
The talking heads are losing their minds. I love it. Gen X’er myself.

>> No.18576763
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18576763

>America will pay Iran to bomb Saudi Aramco

>> No.18576766

>who is even that short?
These bulls have no idea just how fucking short I am. I'm manlet short right now.

>> No.18576768

>I WOULD RATHER DUMP THE OIL IN THE RIVER AND PAY THE FINE, I'D RATHER GET SUED THAN DELIVER THESE CONTRACTS – CNBC

>> No.18576780

>>18576623
>>18576566
>>18576537
Just funny that it's become the solution to everything. We've brought it on ourselves.

>> No.18576807

HAHHAAHA FEELS GOOD TO BE A NATURAL GAS CHAD, OILFIELD WAGIES GET FUCKED

NATTY GAS EMPLOYEES WHERE WE AT? STILL #ESSENTIAL HAHAHHAAH

WHATS WRONG OILBRO? GOT LAID OFF? HAHAHHAAHAH NATTY CHADS STILL EMPLOYED BABY

>> No.18576839

Oil at -$35
HONK HONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IXwqDDLG4

>> No.18576842
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18576842

The crash is now PRICED IN

Don't cry that you missed the bottom. I've warned you.

>> No.18576878

So oil is at the point where anyone holding it probably owes money now, yet XOM is only down 2 dollars per share. How in the actual fuck is that possible?

t. Potential buyer of XOM

>> No.18576906

>>18576768
And what happens to an economy when people stop honoring contracts?

>> No.18576910

>>18576807
I work on heavy equipment so I'm good no matter what happens.
Lucky me.

>> No.18576911

THIS GUY AT CNBC SHILLS OIL. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

>> No.18576921
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18576921

>>18576024
I disagree, I think SPY 300 will be the start of fomo, the crash start around SPY 340-350

However, I will play safe, probably start selling little by little once SPY310.

A double top will slaughter the max amount of bears and bulls, so it's the most likely outcome.

>> No.18576933

when is trump briefing.

>> No.18576938

>>18576059
I have no clue

>> No.18576940

>>18576512
>>18576537
>>18576566
They already bought all they could store.

>> No.18576960

It's all just a bear trap brehs.

>> No.18576964

This will be the spark that causes us to retest the bottoms. Get out of your bull positions

>> No.18576979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i65KslvGohU&feature=emb_logo

>> No.18576996

>>18576878
this. wtf?

>> No.18577015

>>18576878
I'm struggling to answer that really. I wanted to pick up some big oil cheapies today but they are staying up for some reason.

>> No.18577021

>>18574488
>he thinks trump will take the side of USA

>> No.18577029

>>18576940
source (besides your ass)

>> No.18577038

>>18576472
>>18575866
>>18575950

I perused more articles. Apparently Google wanted to send the most qualified person to the Senate hearing. The Senate requested a higher level person (CEO). Zuckerberg appeared before the Senate hearing by this time. So my guess is that the Google CEO didn't want to appear next to a Facebook non-high level person (COO ). This is just my assumption. Another theory would be they tried to buy time. In the end the Google CEO appeared before the House committee.

>> No.18577042
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18577042

>>18575159
half on LK, half on JCP

>> No.18577061

>>18576964
No. Sideways for now

>> No.18577067

>OIL IS LITERALLY NEGATIVE 40$
>STOCKS IS ONLY -1.8%
THAT'S IT BEARS WE MISSED THE DIP, MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AGAIN IN FEW YEARS

>> No.18577070

Is now a good time to buy into GEO /biz/?

>> No.18577084
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18577084

>J-Pow has betrayed us

>> No.18577104

>>18577021
>oil prices annihilate US oil industry because of Saudis
>Trump sends half of /biz/ to die in Iran instead

>> No.18577110

just please tell me where to put my last 500 euros and turn them into real money

>> No.18577136

>who may have thought we see the day where they pay you to take oil
people still think electric cars has any chance?

>> No.18577141

>>18577042
The classic double bankruptcy combo

>> No.18577205

>>18577070
yes

>> No.18577274

>>18577084
hey bitch they are paying people to take oil, anything above -5% is a win

>> No.18577307

Time to invest in barrel manufacturers

>> No.18577325
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18577325

I love this. Yes hahaha YES!

>> No.18577333

>>18576475
there are leftist on pol retard
>fuck off you absolute newfag

>> No.18577384

This negative oil price will end once travel starts up again, which should be June at the latest

>> No.18577429

>>18577384
Yea June 2100

>> No.18577457

>>18577015
>>18576996
And to add to the insanity, AM (Antero midstream) is pumping hard. Clown world absolutely confirmed!

>> No.18577459

CNBC girl says its priced in.

>> No.18577484
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Jerome, where are you? You been sucking bull's dicks for weeks now, time to suck mine already. I need you, don't make me go red every day shorting and then even redder when I long.

>> No.18577495

>>18577384
People already cancelled their travel plans for the year dude.

>> No.18577518

>>18577384
Economy wont survive another month, we have to open may 1st.

>> No.18577521
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Oh shit, it looks like gail tverberg was right after all. HMMMMM WHO COULD HAVE EVER KNOWN

>> No.18577592
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18577592

>Stop looking at the markets at around 2pm GMT, the WTI is at 13$
>Turn on the radio while having dinner
>"The WTI is now -25$"
>W-what?
>check online
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROS

>> No.18577622

I AM FINANCIALLY FUCKING RUINED

>> No.18577796
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18577796

Who actually invested in oil lads?

How much are you down?

>> No.18577798

>>18577622
fuck you faggot, work a real job

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18577808

>>18577384

>> No.18577861

>>18574504
>oil
yes, no doubts
>US dollar?
I doubt

>> No.18577909

>>18577518
>Economy wont survive another month
Good riddance, "economy"

>> No.18577932

>fed can't fix this shit
Lmao jerome print oil storage.

>> No.18577942

Just picked up some HAL for the fun of it now. It's lowest during the crash was 6.15, so it's not (hopefully) going to wreck me. Not balsy enough for XOM at the moment because that price is obviously manipulated to all hell

>> No.18577945

oilfags BTFO

>> No.18577984

>>18577796
Oil ETF Vanguard is down a bit today but still way up from their bottom of $30, that’s refined oil so that could be a different ballgame - correct me if wrong

>> No.18578000

>>18577932
Barrel factory goes CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK

>> No.18578027

>>18577932
Jerome will create an SCP at this rate

>> No.18578051

time to buy UCO after it reverse splits

>> No.18578125

>>18577384
You're in a bubble

My boomer parents had a trip to Yurop planned for later this year and cancelled it for the foreseeable future

>> No.18578132

My robinhood is frozen

>> No.18578238

>>18577384
Planning travel isn't easy except for the retired (and even then depending on their daily activities). People already cancelled their plans this year, earliest possible postponement you could possibly see would be christmas vacations (since most travels are based on school and classic work holidays).

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18578259

JEROME. GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW. I AM OWED A PRINT AFTER YOU HAVE PRINTED AGAINST MY SHORTS FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT. RESCUE ME AT THE COST OF OUR FUTURE.

>> No.18578336

Literally what kind of fucking retard would buy oil futures for May? It's pretty fucking obvious nobody is going to buy oil for at least the next 3-4 months

>> No.18578382

>>18577984
PE is still over the low I bought.
Many weak companies are going to die for not cutting production when market was flooded.

>> No.18578424
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18578424

>that right-leaning cunny

WE'RE SAVED

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18578460

>>18578132
>robinhood
justified desu

>> No.18578485

>>18578424
always bet on cunny

>> No.18578617
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18578617

>that gentle testing of 2810
bears are unable to break it again
they fucked up

>> No.18578678

>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786

NEW AND STICKY

>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786

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DOLLAR'S MOVING
>DOLLAR'S MOVING
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DOLLAR'S MOVING
>DOLLAR'S MOVING

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>>18574888

American oil production peaked in the 1970s. OPEC and Russia are dumping their cheap crude on the market and stimulating production to literally kill the American economy. It worked. RIP Pax Americana 1945 - 2020, we had a good run bros.

>> No.18578858

>>18578695
>literally

>> No.18578890
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Low low low low low low low

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>>18577796
>I would have held if they didnt bounce
>They bounced and I sold at the peak