ATTENTION noLINKers

[Anonymous No.18566289]

You're still browsing /biz/ without owning LINK.

1000eoy if FUD

May is coming right around the corner, these last few weeks will be your last chance to get your stacks cheap.

Don't be a noLINKer and lose.
You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.18566331]

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.18566342]

>>18566331
This

[Anonymous No.18566350]

The next 250,000 years are absolutely critical for Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.18566356]

>>18566331
No

[Anonymous No.18566357]

What happens when you put a whisk in the earth?
It turn brud.

[Anonymous No.18566389]

>>18566289
What the fuck are you talking about, OP

[Anonymous No.18566400]

>>18566289
get OP 99999999999999999 IQ link bro here, i've been all in link since 2017, thx to AB i held strong, and will hold forever or until 1000$ EOY
anyways, just think about it for a second, the whole world wide web (aka internet) is centralized, a few authorities give IPs and any data you fetch, you get it from an entity that is centralized.
now think for a second, since when people started bitching about the fact that data is centralized?

YES! since CHAINLINK white paper was released, before that people didn't give 2 shits about ANY data on the NET comes from a centralized piece of shit provider.

now do you realize the impact of link? it already made obsolete the whole fucking internet just by releasing the white paper. now just think for a second, people from now on, will think about data decentralization whenever they design their infrastructure, just the fact that chainlink brought decentralization forward, it's already changing the whole INTERWEBS.

this just proves that LINK is what we need, and that web 3.0 isn't a meme but iit'll unironically is the next step for the internet to take.

[Anonymous No.18566408]

>>18566389
The noLINK fields are upon us

[Anonymous No.18566454]

>>18566400
This. And plenty of actual evidence too. noLINKers and swingies will soon swing the rope together.

[Anonymous No.18566478]

>>18566400
Linkies are so retarded I can't tell if you're a genuine linkie or shitposting

[Anonymous No.18566545]

>>18566478
noLINKer spotted.
Enjoy never making it.

[Anonymous No.18566839]

>>18566289
Based.
>>18566331
>>18566342
>>18566478
Coping noLinkers.

[Anonymous No.18566978]

>>18566289
Whats in may

[Anonymous No.18567005]

>>18566289

[Anonymous No.18567056]

>>18566978
The halvening.

[Anonymous No.18567091]

>>18566289
>bitcoin halving
>it goes stays the same lmao

[Anonymous No.18567099]

>>18567056
bitcoin will stay 6k, this halvening shit is so funny. I can't wait to see this fake pump.

[Anonymous No.18567105]

>>18566289
MAY IS COOMING

[Anonymous No.18567116]

>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY LINK

the very desperation of these 100 posts a day with increasingly convoluted stories whose moral is that buying link will instantly make one rich - nobody in the world is this desperate to help me get rich. You're clearly scamming me into spending my hard-earned money on meme coins that you got for nothing.

[Anonymous No.18567133]

>>18567116
Didn't read
Never selling

[Anonymous No.18567146]

>>18567099
Cope noLINKer

[Anonymous No.18567150]

>>18566289
DR;NS

[Anonymous No.18567156]

>>18567105
May will coom like no other

[Anonymous No.18567166]

[Anonymous No.18567194]

>>18567166
What part of never selling do you not understand
Not at $1000
Not at $10 000
Not ever

[Anonymous No.18567325]

>>18567156
>tfw wanted to shoop sunglasses onto the coomer guy
>googled 'coomer'
>found this
>https://www.dictionary.com/e/memes/coomer/

kek. is fucking dictionary.com trying to compete with KnowYourMeme know. how long until I can flip to 'coomer' in a Merriam-Webster.

[Anonymous No.18567388]

Why do you think a cup of coffee will cost $1000?

[Anonymous No.18567469]

>>18567388
It will cost a fraction... something like 0.00000000000000000002 link

[Anonymous No.18567889]

Remember when we were 1000 eoy last year? Good times.