/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18557842]

stock death edition
the contango prophecy fulfilled

>Brokers:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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>Free Chart:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18552202

[Anonymous No.18557866]

>>18557842
FIRST RIP OIL

[Anonymous No.18557867]

Fuck Chyna.

[Anonymous No.18557869]

[Anonymous No.18557870]

orangeman needs to start talking already and send futures to the moon

[Anonymous No.18557871]

Earnings plays anyone?

[Anonymous No.18557872]

>bears are now triumphant
the worst timeline

[Anonymous No.18557889]

I went all in to SPXS @ 12.80 or so. I mean literally all in.

[Anonymous No.18557892]

>>18557872
FOR EONS (4 WEEKS) HAVE WE SUFFERED

[Anonymous No.18557896]

>implying Trump isn't about to tell America that he will put sanctions on all foreign oil

Baka

[Anonymous No.18557899]

Trips decide when will oil get to 0$.

[Anonymous No.18557900]

>>18557872
THEY WERE PLAYING THE LONG GAME FROM THE VERY START
FUCK WE FELL FOR IT

[Anonymous No.18557904]

why would oil gap up ?

[Anonymous No.18557906]

rock solid unbreakable support at 2850
feels bullish

>>18557889
you bought ten shares?

[Anonymous No.18557910]

Anyone considering banks? Bank of America has a killer dividend and is still at a good discount relative to the pre-coronahoax price.

[Anonymous No.18557912]

>>18557872
> bull get to enjoy literally decades of green
> bear have to contempt wit ha few weeks
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BEARS ARE TRIUMPHANT NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.18557915]

FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18557917]

>>18557842
How does WTI oil future roll-over affect USO price?

[Anonymous No.18557927]

>>18557917
Bumping this also how does it effect UCO?

[Anonymous No.18557928]

Bear desperation

[Anonymous No.18557939]

Sleep Country, Canada!

Why buy a long position anywhere else? TING

[Anonymous No.18557952]

>>18557917
USO is tracking the front month future, so its constantly contracts,taking contango loss, same as VXX in normal vix contango

[Anonymous No.18557960]

>down 100 points

literally nothing

[Anonymous No.18557961]

how did this happen?

[Anonymous No.18557962]

NO NO NO NO I FINALLY BOUGHT CALLS LAST WEEK!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/zZuZPqsyRKE

[Anonymous No.18557963]

>>18557939
blessed

[Anonymous No.18557971]

Is this it? This is EVERYTHING you have bears?

Not even being able to crash the futures on open?

[Anonymous No.18557982]

My "buy the rumor, sell the news" big play was buying a bunch of MRO in anticipation of Orange Man slapping tariffs on foreign oil. Can't wait to cash out with a cheeky profit.

>inb4 he won't slap tariffs

Do you think America can afford to lose its oil autonomy as it's on the brink of war with China?

[Anonymous No.18557990]

>>18557963
My only question is, buy now or wait for earnings on May 5? They'll probably be eating a big red dick because 99% of their sales are retail, but otoh, mattress demand is pretty much independent of anything else

[Anonymous No.18557996]

>bears unable to push S&P500 below 2850
>oil already rising in price

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS ALL?

[Anonymous No.18558018]

Where my oil bros at

[Anonymous No.18558019]

>>18557982
He almost certainly slap tariff because it would be admitting that the deal he was so proud of failed, it would be going against the deal as well and although SA went against its spirit, it didn't go against the letter of it (which, by the way, included reduction of US production).

[Anonymous No.18558026]

Tesla won’t GAP up tomorrow. Right bros.... I’m scared....

[Anonymous No.18558031]

[Anonymous No.18558032]

>>18557952
They've started buying June contracts now since they had so much of May they were breaking the rules. I believe 20% is in June. Contango still deadly for USO though. DO NOT BUY USO FOR LONG HOLD NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18558040]

>>18557952
God damn what a horrible roll-over, almost 30% going to lose lots of tendies on contango.

[Anonymous No.18558041]

>>18558018
what do you think about HAL

[Anonymous No.18558043]

>>18557990
I have to buy it all in one big purchase because it's an OTC stock
I also have to look up if there is any special tax bullshit that I have to deal with buying canadastocks and getting paid leafdivs

[Anonymous No.18558044]

>>18557872
>entire world economy is collapsing
>reaching new all time high in stocks
One of these things is not real.

[Anonymous No.18558048]

>>18558018
Right here, bought US oil stocks when they hit their lowest point a while back on the assumption that the US wouldn't just let its oil companies go under. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.18558050]

>>18558026
>shorting Tesla before 900
bruh

[Anonymous No.18558058]

>>18558026
>shorting a stock that went up 10 consecutive days
Theres fish smarter than you

[Anonymous No.18558064]

>>18558026
based retard

[Anonymous No.18558067]

>>18557917
May contracts are at 24 now and June are 29. When the rollover happens you will lose the difference so $5. This happens every month. If you want to play oil and you think the price will be higher in the future then open a futures account and buy one of the contracts that still has many months to expiration.
The problem is when you do the rollover and go from the 24 to 29 dollar price, you can expect the 29 dollar price to very quickly converge to 24. Keep doing this and your stack dwindles

[Anonymous No.18558072]

>2850 broken

[Anonymous No.18558078]

>bears broke the 2850
FUCK

[Anonymous No.18558093]

>>18558058
To be fair it will certainly crash before July 17th

[Anonymous No.18558096]

>>18558043
I'm a leaf so I can literally just buy it with no fees, no commission, and no currency conversion

All leaf brokers automatically sign you up for US trading but we get dicked hard by exchange rates and dividend tax so it's fair

Keep in mind if you're an American getting paid in leaf divvied that CAD is a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18558102]

>we're probably going below 2800
fuck me

[Anonymous No.18558105]

>>18557982
us doesnt have oil autonomy

[Anonymous No.18558110]

>>18558058
>it went up 10 days in a row
>therefor it must go up 11 days in a row
What kind of thinking is this called?

[Anonymous No.18558115]

>literally implying Trump won't do everything in his power to sustain the US fracking industry
>implying energy autonomy isn't vital during wartime

Why do you think Hitler invaded North Africa? History repeats itself. We are witnessing history tonight, lads. Trump has ramped up his anti-China rhetoric significantly this past week. Just last night he called China's numbers completely false. I predict foreign oil tariffs and the confirmation that Covid-19 is a bioweapon.

[Anonymous No.18558116]

>>18558048
We’re gonna make it bro

[Anonymous No.18558125]

>>18558105
America is literally the biggest oil producer in the world, retard. We are not dependent on foreign oil as before.

[Anonymous No.18558127]

>>18558096
>no fees, no commission, and no currency conversion
which broker you use
>dicked hard on exchange rates
why not do Norbits Gambit so you can have some USD on hand.

[Anonymous No.18558129]

>>18558110
Common sense you don’t leverage short a stock thats rallying that long. Good thing you retards don’t have any real money to lose.

[Anonymous No.18558138]

>>18558110
gambler's fallacy, thinking it has to go down because it's been up for 10 days is also gambler's fallacy

[Anonymous No.18558146]

Thinking about shorting retail stock options.

Just texted a buddy explaining my reasoning, but department stores are at substantial risk during this time.

They are essentially, resellers of designers brands..

With online retail taking off right now, and brick and mortar retail closed, these stores, are at substantial risk by having to employee people, having to pay for real estate not being utilized, and hanging on to slow moving inventory that has to compete with online sales.

>TICKERS

$GPS
$M
$JCP
$JWN
$KSS
$DDS
$DBI
$TJX

All bull traps right now

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.18558149]

>>18558110
>>it went up 10 days in a row
>>therefor it must go up 11 days in a row
>What kind of thinking is this called?
Don't short until the trend is down. You're looking for lower highs and lower lows before you even think about selling. You're trying to time the reversal. This is a loser's game

[Anonymous No.18558151]

OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18558157]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niw6tk1sB8M

ORANGEMAN LIVE RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.18558158]

>>18558086
Don't lewd my stocks, bro.

[Anonymous No.18558160]

Someone tell me what they think about $BX.

[Anonymous No.18558161]

>>18558096
but I'm also buying in CAD so the div yield comes through properly. unless CAD continues to devalue vs USD forever, then Oh well

I want to buy it! if I'm going to have a first adventure buying OTC canadastocks, I want SLEEP COUNTRY to be the one. Because I like the name and I love sleeping

[Anonymous No.18558162]

So SPY puts it is?

[Anonymous No.18558164]

guys, if trump throws tarrifs, what happens to companies such ash RDS.A/B?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558165]

>>18557871
I want to short some earnings... fuck the president is talking I'll be back after I will stand and salute this man.. I appreciate him and want to give him my full attention.

[Anonymous No.18558168]

>tfw held an inverse etf over the weekend
>4 grand in it
>also oil

[Anonymous No.18558170]

Bear powerlevel is greater than Bull powerlevel today

[Anonymous No.18558173]

>>18558146
also @mods,

I can develop the feature to embed stock prices directly in threads when we $LINK to them

maybe create a userscript and submit?

[Anonymous No.18558179]

>>18558127
>which broker do you use
wealthsimple
>why not do norbits gambit
because wealthsimple is shit and doesn't let you hold USD

in Canada you get to choose between a really awful, truly terrible no commission broker (wealthsimple), $10 comission online brokers (Questrade), or boomer bank brokers (TD Direct Investing, BMO, etc)

what REALLY grinds my gears is that Canadians don't get access to TD Ameritrade

[Anonymous No.18558180]

>>18558125
different oil blends

[Anonymous No.18558183]

>>18558058
>>18558064
My Other Position is $500 of UCO $3 Calls exipring in July on my TD ameritrade account.

Admittedly, I’m up a lot in the all time. My all time return is 400%+, but my 1 month return is -70%

[Anonymous No.18558191]

>>18558110
hot hand fallacy. I learned it in the Big Short

[Anonymous No.18558193]

OH NO MOVIEBROS
LOOKS LIKE STEVE BANNON'S VAGUE ACCUSATIONS WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!

Bloomberg News Killed Investigation, Fired Reporter, Then Sought To Silence His Wife https://one.npr.org/i/828565428:833876139

The editor at the time literally called the CCP the nazis, and said let's cover the news but not "get ourselves killed in the process." So rude!

[Anonymous No.18558194]

>>18558157
On Sunday?

Damn nigga, Money Don't Sleep

[Anonymous No.18558202]

>>18558026
oh boy so you were the one buying my puts, anon...

[Anonymous No.18558206]

when do futures open?

[Anonymous No.18558207]

Lmao trump still bragging about testing

Gj on being almost in top 40!

[Anonymous No.18558208]

>>18558161
absolutely based and comfy pilled, ZZZ is a cute ticker for a cute stock

CAD sometimes goes up if America eats shit, we briefly hit par after 2008. If you ever see leafbucks at par with USD, it's time to cash out of leafbucks.

[Anonymous No.18558211]

>>18558151
bro you just posted an image of an underage girl partaking in 'handholding' on a blue board

[Anonymous No.18558215]

>>18558206
Yes

[Anonymous No.18558217]

Is it safe to buy more rtx at it's current price if I'm holding it for 6 months or more?

[Anonymous No.18558220]

>>18558206
No

[Anonymous No.18558225]

>Down less than 1%
This will be reversed as it has been every single day.

[Anonymous No.18558228]

>>18558206
Maybe

[Anonymous No.18558230]

SHOW AND TELL WITH TRUMP

[Anonymous No.18558233]

NIKKEI FUTURES: DOWN
PANIC: ENSUING

>>18558211
bulllllllllish

[Anonymous No.18558235]

>>18558206
anon, i...

[Anonymous No.18558238]

>40 points until liquidation

should've decreased leverage from x19 to x18

[Anonymous No.18558246]

>>18558217
It crabs a lot. Wait for it to drop to low 60s sometime this week. You just have to be vigilant of the window of opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18558247]

>Single swab testing
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
BULLISH AS FUARK

[Anonymous No.18558252]

>>18558217
I cashed out at $65 in 10 cent sell limit increments up to $66

I think it'll go back down to~$64 before continuing to climb but it might just decide to go on a one way moon mission

It PROBABLY won't stay below $64 for any length of time but idk, clown market

[Anonymous No.18558258]

>>18558179
If I was using TD waterhouse(or whatever their online broker is), i would be complaining all the time
>wealthsimple
other anons here have pointed mentioned the non USD accounts. Also, transferring funds from account to account is huge process.
Im on questrade and thinking about switching to IB. But is not much better. There is a min fee of $10/month, also a max of $10/month plus $0.01/per share

[Anonymous No.18558265]

>>18558160
just buy it

>>18558173
make a userscript that changes the page css between red and green themes depending on if SP500 futures are rising or falling

>>18558208
alas the OTC ticker is not ZZZ, it is SCCAF

[Anonymous No.18558267]

>trump rewrite emergency protocol
200k people watching this idiot shill himself

[Anonymous No.18558269]

>If bulls don't take action within an hour I'm going to lose the entire wealth on leveraged CFDs

HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18558270]

>>18558096

What other leaf stonks are you holding are planning on buying other than sleep country

[Anonymous No.18558272]

Trump proudly presenting a sophisticated high tech double length q tip.

[Anonymous No.18558275]

>>18558157
>Trump pretending he reads the WSJ

IT IS AROUSED
IT WAS HARD TO GET IT AROUSED
BUT WE GOT IT AROUSED

this fucking cunt, this garbage man retard, he just keeps churning out such glorious nonsense

[Anonymous No.18558276]

>>18558247
BUY BUY BUY BASED QTIP SWAB!

[Anonymous No.18558277]

>>18558207
Drumpf is an EMBARRASSMENT!

[Anonymous No.18558281]

orange man talking to the world about q tips and arousal

is this the most memeable press briefing yet

[Anonymous No.18558282]

What are you dumbfucks bears going on about this time? Every single day futures start out at like -1%, and by the morning open they're up 1% or more. Same fucking thing will happen this time. Futures have never and will never mean shit

[Anonymous No.18558292]

>>18558269
>leveraged CFDs
Stupid, reckless anime poster

[Anonymous No.18558296]

>>18558270
BMO, AC, ATE, T are leafstocks I currently hold (T is Telus not AT&T)

CTC, ZZZ and BAM are on my watchlist (I bought BAM pretty much at the exact bottom and recently cashed out)

I'm absolutely open to criticism or suggestions though I'm not some leet trader I'm a leaf college student gambling tuition

[Anonymous No.18558297]

where is J-POW? where is Trump? where are the green flares? are they going to leave us here for the bears?

[Anonymous No.18558301]

>>18558272
>the long point goes in the anus
>the short one tickle the ballsacl
truly the future is here

[Anonymous No.18558304]

wait, oil jumped from 18 to 24?

[Anonymous No.18558314]

>>18558304
oil _futures_

[Anonymous No.18558315]

>>18558292
how else would you play to get rich before you get old?

[Anonymous No.18558316]

Hmm, thank I'll bag some BAC on monday. Ride it till it hits 30+ a share. (3800/24 = 158 shares; 158 x 30 =4740) While I wait I'll be collecting the 0.18 x 158 divvy. So I'll make up my 800 loss and collect a bit more as well.

[Anonymous No.18558323]

How does it feel knowing that in the morning tomorrow markets will pump to +2/3% because of a bill we already know was coming is announced or new cure rumor pops up?

[Anonymous No.18558329]

>>18558297
We haven't even dropped past the fuck huge pump from Thursday and you're already asking for Jerome.

[Anonymous No.18558339]

>>18558323
Are cure rumors the new china trade deal rumors?

[Anonymous No.18558340]

"if they want it, we should give it to them". Clown president intensifies.

[Anonymous No.18558342]

>>18558316
What makes you think its going up that far? Banks are going to be some of the hardest hit because of all this mess.

[Anonymous No.18558346]

What's the best bank to grab at the moment?

[Anonymous No.18558351]

>Absolutely RAVAGED, by this scoourge, plague, call it, it has many names

[Anonymous No.18558355]

>>18558316
>buying BAC above 20
lmao

[Anonymous No.18558358]

Explain to me why the stocks are going up while there is job losses and also why the IMF is going saying that there is going to massive rescission coming while the stocks around the world appear to be recovering too?

[Anonymous No.18558359]

>>18558304
yeah in last minute of friday future

[Anonymous No.18558364]

>>18558329
I bought on Friday top with x19 leverage on margin.

Literally one small push may liquidate me now.

[Anonymous No.18558365]

>>18558346
who knows, just buy XLE if you want exposure. they're all risk adjusted anyways

[Anonymous No.18558373]

>>18558364
will you post a screenshot when it happens

[Anonymous No.18558377]

>>18558304
MAY contract is dead

JUNE contract is the $24 one

Jesus christ /smg/

[Anonymous No.18558379]

WTI was 19 on Friday but is 24 today, but it’s down 1.5%. Can somebody explain to a brainlet? Pls don’t bully.

[0xBitcoin No.18558380]

Alright bros. Here we go now.

Ill be up 150% in 2 weeks mark my words.

[Anonymous No.18558381]

>>18558358
anon, this a the power of priced in

[Anonymous No.18558382]

>>18558365
*XLF

[Anonymous No.18558388]

>>18558382
>>18558346
oops you right

[Anonymous No.18558390]

>>18558358
People are speculating on what the companies will be worth after the recession is over. Unless the company legitimately goes bankrupt there's no reason not to start buying at a discount. If you think it'll go lower, buy in small bites.

[Anonymous No.18558399]

Lool bankruptcies incoming and sp's gonna dive.

[Anonymous No.18558410]

>>18558358
most smart money is out of the market, and a lot of retail traders are entering to try and cash in on high vol, also the money printing has been obscuring prices heavily, plus a lot of people are currently betting on who will be the bailout winners and losers

[Anonymous No.18558413]

>>18558377
Thanks, ignore my post bros. H-haha

[Anonymous No.18558417]

>>18558379
Futures were for May, but now they are for June

[Anonymous No.18558419]

>>18558296

Leaf uni student as well. Im gambling my tuition as well lol.

[Anonymous No.18558426]

>>18558157
christ... I always forget until I watch another one, just how rambling and retarded he gets. "speech" is very generous.

>what happened... with the plague
christ he really is laying it on thick now

[Anonymous No.18558427]

>>18558358
>the IMF is going saying that there is going to massive rescission coming
Nobody knows this or can predict it with accuracy greater than flipping a coin and probably worse. If they did they wouldn't be talking about it, they'd be capitalizing on it with all the liquidity they could muster.

[Anonymous No.18558432]

>>18558315
Options are cool, and if you only buy them, you won't lose more than you put in.

[Anonymous No.18558436]

>>18558032
>Contango still deadly for USO though
Why should it? Forwards prices are pretty cheap compared to those YTD.
Nobody really thinks oil price will rocket any soon so contango will be very low to negative.

[Anonymous No.18558439]

>>18558157
Someone tell me if anything good was said

[Anonymous No.18558440]

>>18558316
I already made my money off banks sinking last week, not going to try to get back in as they bleed throughout this quarter. Any small business loans they gave out before lockdowns are probably defaulting at high rates.

[Anonymous No.18558441]

based ignorant retards actually holding stocks

[Anonymous No.18558442]

reminder that now is the time for masturbation until S&P breaks either 2850 or 2840

[Anonymous No.18558452]

I want to buy some shares never did this before. What's the best app to use? Is Trading 212 safe?

[Anonymous No.18558454]

>>18558410
imagine thinking this
you don't get notified when smart money starts buying back in unless it;'s meme shit like the autist buying 5% of gamestop

[Anonymous No.18558455]

>>18558426
fuck it, time for the next episode of Ishuzoku Reviewers

Heather Harmon is right, we need something to get us away from this shit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558458]

>>18558173
i dunno post some cunny and get banned a few times, you're welcome to post on dreddit and stockfags, this is channel 4 and you're too fucking fresh to cry at mods... just adjust the op and make the thread once an a while if you like it... you're more than welcome to spend some crypto currency and get a 4channel pass... i just uhhh don't think you understand where you are.

[Anonymous No.18558461]

>>18558441
we have an inflation eating the bank deposits of the fools that don't hold stocks

[Anonymous No.18558464]

>we do have a clip
Oh god

[Anonymous No.18558469]

why hasn't the music stopped?

[Anonymous No.18558471]

>>18558455
what episode you on?

[Anonymous No.18558472]

>You have $2,000 USD to put into any security on Monday morning, which do you choose?

Right now I think I'm gonna put it all in TVIX baby! Crash crash crash!

[Anonymous No.18558481]

>>18558464

rev up those furious dem tweets

[Anonymous No.18558489]

Do the people who always call Trump retarded just not listen? He slips up a lot, says weird shit sometimes, likes to brag a little too much, but do they hear the actual messages that are being conveyed? Isn't that what's important? Also we're miles below the death projections all of the best computer models made with mitigation like social distancing priced in. How is it possible to complain about this situation?

[Anonymous No.18558492]

>>18558472
Hold the cash desu

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558493]

>>18558452
fake tits, fake hair.... what ever i'd giddyup and slap her ass as i ride her and leave her wet satisfied and wondering what my name was again.

[Anonymous No.18558495]

>>18557939
ZZZ

[Anonymous No.18558497]

Can someone who hasnt been day drinking confirm this? I feel AMD is over valued I want to get in but only at 38 bucks. So I I started writing puts with a strike price of 38 I either collect and keep the premium as profit or the stock tanks and I buy it at 38 or lower which is also what i want so win win for me?

[Anonymous No.18558499]

>>18558247
>>18558276
buy what company, now?

[Anonymous No.18558502]

>>18558436
Yeah, backwardization actually helps USO. Anons needs to read up on what contango is.

[Anonymous No.18558506]

>>18558493
Ok but what about buying shares :x

[Anonymous No.18558507]

>>18558296

Also, are you just buying and holding or swing trading?

[Anonymous No.18558509]

>>18557842
at this stage I won't be surprised Trump declares war on China before May
Orange man now has nothing. The economy is doomed. The quarantine does not work. Infections and deaths is at max rate everyday. He has failed everything he's promised. His last chance is to pouring all the hate and internal conflict on war. And I can see his citizens love this idea

[Anonymous No.18558512]

>>18558489
Because people want to buy cheap stocks

[Anonymous No.18558514]

>>18558472
hehe look at that cat
furry little guy is having the time of his life

[Anonymous No.18558515]

>they left out the good part
holy fuck this press release is a fucking circus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558518]

>>18558489
yeah his truth is so resounding that he's our president... the message does get across.

[Anonymous No.18558519]

>>18558179
>$10 comission online brokers (Questrade)
It's $5.

[Anonymous No.18558525]

>look at this clip of someone saying nice things about me
>oh we don't have the good part, can we put that up? do we have the good part?

this is so fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.18558532]

>>18558179
Questrade charges 4.95 a trade

[Anonymous No.18558537]

>>18558497
Definitely overvalued. It's what, 2 dollars from 52 week high? Havent checked it since thursday. Earnings reports in 2 weeks iirc correctly though. I'd imagine that will he a boost but idk

[Anonymous No.18558538]

>>18558472
GOOGL it's not at ATH and it will probably make it along the other meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.18558540]

>>18558507
Swing trading in my personal account, buying and holding mostly American stocks in my TFSA because apparently the CRA gets really angry if you swing trade in a TFSA

[Anonymous No.18558541]

Well it was just a thought. It don't have to be BAC. Honestly as long as I make back 800 and I don't lose money on the deal and it happens within a year I don't really care what the ticker is long as it ain't some penny stock. I got plenty of ammo to do it with. 3800 cash sitting in my account. Hell if amazon was down now I'd bag it cause it's capable of moving up big in no time.

[Anonymous No.18558542]

>>18558179
>>18558258
>tfw im a burger using TD Ameritrade

AND IM PROOOUUD TO BEEEE AN AMERICAAAAANN!
WHERE AT LEEEAASTTT I KNOOWWW I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.18558547]

>>18558525


don't get so mad that you drop your yarmulke

[Anonymous No.18558546]

>>18558509
butthurt europoor

[Anonymous No.18558552]

>>18558489
"i am the greatest and smartest person to have ever walked the earth also my iq is 1000000+ PLEASE VOTE FOR ME"
I think his actual message is being transmitted good enough.

[Anonymous No.18558554]

>>18558519
between $5-10

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558555]

>>18558506
of what? dodge chrysler? fuck i'm bearish on automobile sales manufacture and the full supply chain... you should get a peterbilt tractor and understand it's functions. countless jobs and a lifetime of more work than you'll ever believe possible.

[Anonymous No.18558556]

>>18558525
bro have you never been in a meeting with boomers
this is just how they act, it's their version of "normal" communication

[Anonymous No.18558557]

>>18558067
If I understand because contracts rolled-over WTI price to 25 and spot price is $17. I should expect WTI future's to drop to around $17 level and USO to lose money to this contango?

[Anonymous No.18558558]

Is it wrong to use a schwab account to trade?

Why does it seem nobody here uses schwab?

[Anonymous No.18558559]

>>18558471
10, arriving at magic town

[Anonymous No.18558560]

>>18558364
you get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.18558566]

>>18558296
I bought CTC.A.TO when it was 82. I feel like a genius. I don't feel like a genius as far as my OIL stocks go.

[Anonymous No.18558568]

>>18558542
REEEEE TD STANDS FOR TORONTO DOMINION GIVE US OUR BROKER BACK REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18558576]

>>18558509
Kys kike

[Anonymous No.18558577]

>>18558304
>>18558481
>>18558547
go back retard

[Anonymous No.18558579]

>>18558358
Because the lockdown is delaying the experience of those impacts. Ignore the "priced in" fags, the market is moved by dumbfucks who can't price in something until there's blood pooling at their feet. Smart money got out months ago, which means the only thing left in the market is dumb money (and the Fed).

Next plunge happens when the lockdown is eased, but tons of stores stay shuttered because they've gone under. That's the kind of experience that shakes dumb money into action. Just go look at the 2007-08 crisis. The market didn't decline at the point where smart people realized that the housing market was about to collapse and trigger a wave of defaults that cut down overexposed financial institutions, it declined when those things happened.

[Anonymous No.18558584]

>>18558525
>>18558509
>>18558552
>seething lefttards
Trump's clearly pretty based.

[Anonymous No.18558586]

>>18558558
Schwab is fine
there is nothing wrong with Schwab

[Anonymous No.18558590]

>do you want to work for the government?
>no I want to help the country sir
lmfao was that shade intentional or not

[Anonymous No.18558593]

>>18558346
I like JP Morgan Chase for the long term.

[Anonymous No.18558594]

>>18558577

>being this kiked and niggerpilled out loud

[Anonymous No.18558605]

>>18558577
Fuck off, leftypol.

[0xBitcoin No.18558608]

>>18558584
The highest scale of IQ truly we have the best IQs dont we folks?

[Anonymous No.18558612]

>>18558208
>when ZZZ goes to the moon

[Anonymous No.18558614]

>>18558515
explain?

[Anonymous No.18558615]

>>18558552
If that's what you hear then you prove my point that you aren't listening. His message has been the same forever. China is ripping us off, other countries are ripping us off, we're wasting impossible amounts of money doing stupid shit. Etc etc etc. Your view and opinion is very shallow. Are you the type of person who often gets sold on words only?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558617]

>>18558568
yeah... i fucking hate your TD bank.... i'm so upset as an american that was a scottrader, and when your TD fuckers bought me out... i closed my account and im just not willing to work with a canadian owned company as a partner.... actually... look at citizens bank... owned by the royal bank of scottland.... it's kinda crazy... ok... let me fuck more french girls in quebec and I'll say more nice things about canada and how you guys did burn the whitehouse down.

[Anonymous No.18558622]

buy 3m

[Anonymous No.18558636]

>>18558617
I've been reading your posts this thread and I need to know just how fucked up you are?

[Anonymous No.18558638]

Wow... seething pol trannies are here to not talk about stocks again, outing themselves with their ignorance of commodity futures trading...

Yeah, I'm thinking /smg/ is based but also being raided by transsexual "muh political party" NPCs.

[Anonymous No.18558651]

I cant wait for Jerome to put you bear niggers in your place tomorrow

[0xBitcoin No.18558652]

>>18558636
Nothing wrong with a scotch or two bro

[Anonymous No.18558653]

>>18558636
It's just baggie, filter him.

[Anonymous No.18558654]

>Sweden could have 'herd immunity' by next month, claims its infectious diseases chief
Sweden going strong with proving herd immunity works, kek'd. It will probably work aswell thanks to their inability to being social + having a small population

[Anonymous No.18558655]

>>18558558
Because people here are poor.

[Anonymous No.18558656]

>>18558622
blessed

[Anonymous No.18558657]

>>18558559
good episode!

[Anonymous No.18558660]

>>18558614
He was trying to compliment Cuomo for ventilator distribution, but it got cut from a footage reel, and Trump got pissed.

[0xBitcoin No.18558669]

>>18558638
Yea leftypol really needs to dil8 and kill themselves in minecraft.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18558674]

>>18558636
i'm listening to my president... he gives me strength... you're only as fucked up as you let your self be.... I am just sharing my strength my sovereignty.... ok... i think i found my faith in the lord jesus christ, and I'm so fucked up on shit that you can't buy... it's intangible.... thank you again friend.

[Anonymous No.18558675]

>>18558638
>being this kiked and niggerpilled out loud

[Anonymous No.18558679]

>>18558358
Big companies can weather the storm. Small businesses can't. And most of the stocks going up are the ones that aren't shutdown or have enough money to not go bankrupt. Your mom and pop shop is counting on government welfare right now to make it through the lockdowns, but they aren't publicly traded. Eventually when things catch up more things will start falling though, while the winners of the recession like Amazon will grow.

[Anonymous No.18558680]

>WE are not happy with china
>we are not in a position to say much now

[Anonymous No.18558692]

>>18558427
>Nobody knows this or can predict it with accuracy greater than flipping a coin and probably worse.

No its actually fucking simple.
>governments globally swimming in debt while trying to keep business alive, but jobs dropping at record rate
>international trade completely crippled
>consumer demand not going to return for months or years
>bankruptcy domioes only starting to fall
>mortgages about to start defaulting all over the world
>epidemic only starting in the developing countries

You really cannot avoid a recession no matter how well you "restart" when global gdp is declining by multiple %

[Anonymous No.18558693]

>NOOOOO
>YOU NEED TO BE POOR LIKE ME!!!
>YOU NEED TO ATTACH YOURSELF TO A POLITICAL PARTY!!!

>IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME YOU MUST BE WITH THEMMMM

>>>/redd!t/

[Anonymous No.18558697]

>>18558693
>being this kiked and niggerpilled out loud

[Anonymous No.18558706]

>>18558638
Go back, leftypol.

[Anonymous No.18558707]

>>18558206
Yeah I think so

[Anonymous No.18558710]

>oil
how.. how is that even possible
what's even happening dear god

[Anonymous No.18558716]

globalists btfo

[Anonymous No.18558719]

>>18558693
who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.18558722]

War with china when?

[Anonymous No.18558729]

>>18558577
>>18558638
>>18558426
>>18558559
>>18558275
>>18558193
>>18558693
>all this nigger does is shitpost about anime and trump
>spams soijacks and NPC memes
what do you actually add to this thread? you're literally just an outsider shitting it up for your whiny ass nigger politics

you literally haven't even mentioned stocks once, why are you here?

[Anonymous No.18558735]

>Media in 4 years:
>VP Pence, just what was it like working under such a clearly demented retard? How did it come to be that all important matters would be handled by you?

Pence in 4 years during his successful run for presidency:
>Heh, no comment.

[Anonymous No.18558736]

>>18558615
sorry bro but the media isn't trying to "listen", they're trying to destroy Trump. they have been doing that for the past 4+ years, have you not been paying attention? if you think a global pandemic economic meltdown would actually cause the media to serious the fuck up and stop playing politics, then W E W

[Anonymous No.18558741]

>>18558735
>being this kiked and niggerpilled out loud

[0xBitcoin No.18558743]

>>18558719
>giving a retard free yous

Cmon anon

[Anonymous No.18558746]

>>18558358
>IMF
Everybody is always lying.

[Anonymous No.18558752]

>>18558735
take politics back to /pol/ faggot you literally haven't made a single on topic post this entire thread holy shit

[Anonymous No.18558753]

>>18558722
we've been in a trade war with them for awhile, it's still ongoing. so, now?

[Anonymous No.18558759]

Gonna spreadbet and short the DOW.

[Anonymous No.18558761]

>>18558729
he usually posts about stocks instead of shitposting about politics, I don't know what he's up to tonight

BUT if you guys would PLEASE stop responding to it, I think he will stop

[Anonymous No.18558766]

>>18557899
Tonight

[Anonymous No.18558767]

>>18558093
why is that

[Anonymous No.18558768]

why is oil and gold dropping? oil i get it but gold?

[Anonymous No.18558772]

>>18558746
assume everyone is always lying to you by default unless you have some evidence to prove otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18558775]

I messed up life and have to run away forever. No internet technology etc...disowned from family forever.

I'm going to hide away in Alabama and hitchhike there and save up tons of money and if I shoot myself I can always donate the money to charity anyway.

[Anonymous No.18558781]

>>18558772
>even this post is lying
makes u think

[Anonymous No.18558783]

>>18558752
Neither have most of your's canadakun, just let me finish baiting the trannies until we bumplimit in 100 posts or until the Nikkei opens~

>>18558761
I'm just tired of this man... they never leave

[0xBitcoin No.18558784]

>>18558766
Almost, Satan

[Anonymous No.18558787]

>>18557842
WHY IS OIL MOONING??? I DONT WANT GAS TO GO BACK UP TO 3 DOLLARS A GALLON AGAIN FUCK YOU JEWS

[Anonymous No.18558790]

here's the visual representation of the current state of the market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

[Anonymous No.18558798]

>>18558768
because there are more sellers than buyers. you guys who watch the 5min chart wanting answers for every 0.25% move are insufferable

[Anonymous No.18558808]

>>18558768
Cashflow problems, people need liquidity are selling it all over the world at the moment. It will dump and then pump again. Literally just buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.18558809]

>>18558783

don't you have a bull to prep, faggot?

[Anonymous No.18558810]

>>18558741
im actually watching the first The Matrix movie again and i don't remember those pills being mentioned, anon. great movie btw shame they never made a sequel.

[Anonymous No.18558815]

>>18558783
two of my posts were quoting stupid shit trump said and one was dunking on baggie, the rest were on topic

[Anonymous No.18558826]

>>18558652
There isnt.

[Anonymous No.18558828]

>>18558790

[Anonymous No.18558834]

All homosexuals are pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.18558848]

>>18558783
dilate, you projecting faggot

[Anonymous No.18558858]

>implying Orange Man won't pass an executive order prohibiting any American company from operating in Chyna

[Anonymous No.18558860]

>>18558026
Holding 04/24 900c, gonna be an interesting week

[Anonymous No.18558868]

>>18558775
How did you mess up your life? Do tell.

[Anonymous No.18558872]

Guys I want to invest my Trumpbux and unemployment but I am worried about the market shitting itself again. Should I just hold my cash until things settle down?

[Anonymous No.18558878]

>>18558872
Invest in the America Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, and BX.

[Anonymous No.18558892]

>>18558872
No dude, buy my bags PLEASE

[Anonymous No.18558893]

>the futures market is stabilizing
Bearbros, did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.18558896]

>>18558558
I already had Schwab for banking so I use them.

[Anonymous No.18558897]

>Japan
>Korea
>Vietnam

And now Chyna.

[Anonymous No.18558910]

>>18558893
Futures opened almost an hour and a half ago. Some companies release earnings data pre-market tomorrow. They'll matter more then.

[Anonymous No.18558913]

The golden bull...
The golden bulleitt...

>>18558815
if you're VERY generous with your definition of on-topic... but it doesn't matter, I haven't said peep or given these tourists a single (you) and they the shitposters continue. Guarantee they don't trade or invest, probably summerfags.

40 minutes til tokyo time
get pumped

[Anonymous No.18558915]

>>18558878
Why are you pushing BX so hard? Sell it to me.

[Anonymous No.18558921]

>>18558897
So what. Our god emperor will declare war on Chinkanistan and I'm not stocked up on RTX yet?
What am I even doing here.

[Anonymous No.18558924]

>>18558872
why are you unemployed? What did you do before?

[Anonymous No.18558936]

>>18558915
>Per what an anon wrote last night:

they basically own everything including one of the largest portfolios of warehouses in the US, and industrial is probably one of the better positioned asset classes in real estate coming out of all of this. All these firms are going to need to re-org their supply chains to be less reliant on China which will mean increased redundancies and more demand for space. Plus this quarantine is just accelerating the adoption of e-commerce which is a secular tailwind for industrial.

They're also just the smartest dudes in the room and this crisis will present plenty of opportunities in distressed assets for well-capitalized mangers to pounce on. They're huge in everything and will own the world in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.18558937]

>>18558915
>Schwartzman

[Anonymous No.18558938]

This is nothing personal bears. I really need this money.

[Anonymous No.18558939]

And wa-la !
just like that, futures will NEVER be under 2850 ever again

[Anonymous No.18558943]

>>18558872
Buy ERUS nigga all the cool kids are doing it

[Anonymous No.18558949]

>>18558924
Not fully unemployed, but reduced hours. Worked at a private school in my city as a teacher and after school caregiver, and am also contracting part-time for my previous company remotely (also in education).

[Anonymous No.18558962]

>>18557842
FUCKIGN HATE MOSQUITOS

[0xBitcoin No.18558982]

>>18558962
Why did he even mention mosquitos lol.

Based AF mosquito hater in chief

[Anonymous No.18558993]

>>18558982
those def aren't mosquitos

[Anonymous No.18559000]

>>18558915

What US stonks do you have, was suprised that we sorta have similar leaf stonks lol

[Anonymous No.18559004]

>if it's biden, they will own america, you wouldn't have a country anymore

[Anonymous No.18559009]

>>18558936
As a Canadian why shouldn't I just own BAM for most of the same reasons?

[Anonymous No.18559010]

>>18558454
What's all this GameStop shit? It's a horrible place to shop, niggers go there to steal... Why are people thinking it's going to do anything but drop down to nothing? It's a sincere question; people much smarter than me on here and IRL have said they're in for 1000, 2000 shares or whatever. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.18559011]

>>18557892
kek

[Anonymous No.18559014]

>>18559009
If you're not American, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18559020]

If S&P futures hit -0.5% I’m really gonna do it this time

[Anonymous No.18559029]

>>18558938
I need the money too!

[Anonymous No.18559031]

>>18559000
RTX, CARR, KTOS and NET are stocks I own, plus this is my watchlist

>>18559014
rude

[Anonymous No.18559039]

>>18559010
Michael Burry's pet pump.

[Anonymous No.18559046]

>>18558525
Lmao that narcissistic fat fuck just wanted to include Cuomo saying "President is right" and cutting it off the context.

[Anonymous No.18559050]

>this slow bull surge
so we're going down in the minute?

[Anonymous No.18559051]

>>18558938
fat choragon

[Anonymous No.18559052]

>>18559046

> out of context

spotted the retard

[Anonymous No.18559056]

>>18558936
>>18558878
BAM is doing just fine. They're gonna fucking kill it with oaktree, they bought them expecting distressed debt last year and what do you know. Not to mention they hold shit that is incredibly resistant to market conditions. Their largest weakness is malls, which make up a fraction of their business and they can easily subsidize them. They make money off rent, not sales. And if you think massive buildings in the middle of cities will just go empty, lol. And even if malls all went out of business. BAM would barely move. They're poised to take charge of the asset management space with oaktree and ride the wave of a flight to safety when people realize alternative assets are where it's at. Not to mention their excellent investments in cash flowing energy and renewable infrastructure. They are ready to not only survive this downturn, but capitalize on it.

https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/Brookfield-BAM-IR-V2/documents/%20Update_for_Brookfield_Shareholders_3-23-2020.pdf

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoinegara/2020/03/24/brookfield-billionaire-bruce-flatt-hunts-for-deals-on-public-stock-markets/#31ffa285613b

Also the founders of Blackstone are a greek and a jew. So american. I will fight BX shills to the death

[Anonymous No.18559060]

>>18559046
Like a 3 year old

[Anonymous No.18559063]

>>18558775
This post is out of nowhere. Can you please explain what happened?

[Anonymous No.18559069]

>trump has to had his fcking clip

[Anonymous No.18559075]

>>18559009
Buy BAM it's literally BX but better, and you don't have to fuck with exchange rates because it's listed on the TSE and NYSE

[Anonymous No.18559077]

trump just told some dumb chink to relax. amazing.

[Anonymous No.18559081]

>>18559046
say what you want about his narcissism and obesity, his strategy works. Why change it if brainlets get a boner whenever he owns the libs?

[Anonymous No.18559086]

>>18559069
I know you're furious but slow down and proof read your comments, its very distracting

[Anonymous No.18559092]

TRUMP IS OWNING THIS FUCKING CHINK WHORE

[Anonymous No.18559095]

>>18559069

[Anonymous No.18559097]

>>18559077

[Anonymous No.18559101]

SLANTS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18559103]

>>18559056
why not just buy both

>>18559063
>out of nowhere
bro this same guy has been posting the same things for like a month now
he sexually harassed someone but won't tell us the details

[Anonymous No.18559107]

trump: how many cases?
dumb chink: uhhhhhhhhhhh deflect deflect whine

[Anonymous No.18559113]

I love this market.

[Anonymous No.18559119]

where is the stream of whatever you guys are watching?

[0xBitcoin No.18559120]

>>18559092
He is absolutely pwning that retarded chink

[Anonymous No.18559121]

>>18559095

[Anonymous No.18559126]

>>18559103
>bro this same guy has been posting the same things for like a month now
he sexually harassed someone but won't tell us the details

can you give me a brief summary?

[Anonymous No.18559128]

>>18559107
WALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT SPY WILL NEVER GO ABOVE 2850 EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18559129]

>>18559009
BX has a dividend yield of over 5% which is more than three times higher than BAM.

[Anonymous No.18559130]

>>18559119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvojkfPbhzE

[Anonymous No.18559134]

>>18559103
I think BAM is better positioned to take advantage of the downturn. Also a good counter to the oil heavy portfolios most anons have as they own both traditional and renewable power plants. Even own westinghouse, nuclear plants.

[Anonymous No.18559138]

>>18559131
>>18559131
>>18559131
>>18559131
>>18559131

new thread

[Anonymous No.18559149]

>>18559119
stupid lazy angel believes in inflation...

Whenever there's a trump conference it'll be up on whitehouse.gov and also one of the first "live" streams on the front page of youtube.

[Anonymous No.18559183]

>>18559120
>>18559092
what did they say? i can't watch it right now

[Anonymous No.18559187]

>>18559020
Do what?

[Anonymous No.18559204]

>>18558168
OIL

[Anonymous No.18559216]

>>18558579
Well I'm not really moved by US politics so I don't really give a flying fuck whether he gets re-elected or not. I'm just enjoying the parody like theatre as an observer. However the general retardation of american people makes me a bit sad. Not giving good odds for the humanity.

[Anonymous No.18559219]

based trump taking on the fucking CNN propagandist head on

[Anonymous No.18559234]

>>18559128
Oh piss off bobos

[Anonymous No.18559242]

>>18558577
>t. SEETHING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18559309]

Looking at options contracts for SPY. Calls are fucking DIRT CHEAP, they are almost giving them away.

>>18558746
So youre saying its even worse than what they say? Thats what I'm thinking

[Anonymous No.18559361]

>>18558358
Disconnect of speculators with the current reality. They can't see the forest for the trees.

[Anonymous No.18559797]

>>18559128

[Anonymous No.18560147]

>>18558519
It's $5 minimum at a rate of $0.01 per share, and $10 maximum. In practice, unless you have a really really small account, you're trading $10 every time.

[Anonymous No.18560214]

My company got the UK corona grant this week (10k), anyone recommend something short term before my year end in just under two weeks or shall I just wait and use it for something more long term from May?

[Anonymous No.18560307]

>>18558151
A fake study lol
>non random sample
>false positives
It’s a useless study
Serological data from Seattle, Wuhan implies 3% death rate
South Korea shows 2.5% death rate
It’s between 2-3% most likely
New York implies 2-3% death rate based on randomized studies of communities

If you’d assume the Santa Clara results to be accurate it would imply more people have it in NYC than there are people in NYC based off current deaths. Also that 80% if New York State has it. And more people than live in Wuhan, Madrid, Lombardy

But the epidemic is under control in the US as long as we keep the keep measures in place. Tuesday will show how it’s going. Due to testing issues Tuesday is a higher day than average and Sunday and Monday’s are lower than average