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>> No.18523758

>>18523726
First for autism.

>> No.18523760

>>18523726
I genuinely don't respect women bros

>> No.18523777
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18523777

>>18523726
People told me to sell all my oil before it’s too late. Before I lose everything
Lmao

>> No.18523779

>>18523726
fuck China

fuck anime

>> No.18523781

>>18523760
not your "bro".
Back to /pol/ you absolute faggot

>> No.18523786

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/san-diego-comic-con-international-canceled/2307890/

>> No.18523788

MFA is going to crab into close and gap down i can feel it

>> No.18523790

>>18523726
Stupid faggot op nigger faggot forgot to link correct previous

>> No.18523792

We getting a V shape recovery?

>> No.18523793
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18523793

canada is fuk, how do I short my own country

>> No.18523794
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18523794

>JCP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18523800

>>18523760
i wonder how many roasties browse /smg/ and lurk but dont post

thank you for not posting, roasties.

>> No.18523810
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18523810

S&P GONNA DRROOOOOOP.

>> No.18523809
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18523809

>>18523777
I know, right

>> No.18523813

>>18523740
Housing prices are up. Debt/income is at 1.80. Our housing market is diff than America. Nothingburger

>> No.18523814

>>18523779
These things have nothing to do with each other

>> No.18523818

>>18523779
back to /pol/ and stay poor you faggot.
Miss all the china moonshots

>>18523800
sorry but I'm gonna keep posting

>> No.18523819

>>18523793
you and your faggot countrymen already did

>> No.18523827
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18523827

>not your "bro".
>Back to /pol/ you absolute faggot

>> No.18523831

>gild still 82 even though their drug is horseshit
What gives?

>> No.18523833

all gays are pedophiles
>all gays are pedophiles
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>> No.18523838

>>18523818
fuck off chink Hong Kong will never belong to you

>>18523814
they're both awful

>> No.18523839

I'm going to hold over the weekend

moms gonna freak

>> No.18523843

>>18523793
Canadas economy is literally housing and banks right now. Take your pic. If you are pussy then short tsx

>> No.18523849

How to accept I missed out on a biomeme or some meme penny stock that went over 3x? Only had to hold about a week longer or so.

Each time i see something like that i imagine what if i went in with 10k. But realistically id lose a lot of money in most cases rather than literally profiting 20k + 10k initial returned.

>> No.18523850

>>18523670
>tfw invested in REITs through the BSX
>got caught up in an RICO investigation as a witness
Never doing that again lol

>> No.18523851
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18523851

>>18523818
>China

>> No.18523853

>>18523818
that's a man

>> No.18523854

>>18523833
if all gays are pedos why aren't you in jail yet?

>> No.18523857
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18523857

didn't wake up early enough for the market today so I'll have to make moves next week. Might try to see if I can scoop anything up before markets close.

>> No.18523859
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18523859

>Feurstein walking back GILD excitement on CNBC

HA
This is bigger than anything he’s ever done. I think he realized this is going to blow the FUCK up in his face.

>>18523651
Yeah but a lot of my favorite doctors, accountants, and financial analysts are jews.
Evan Siegelman or whatever of credit Suisse helped me make big monies (and avoid losing big monies) in biotech.

>>18523751
All Anime conventions cancelled too. How the fuck are we going to get easy cosplay pussy now??

>> No.18523861

>JCP

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18523863
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18523863

Why don't you just get a 300k loan, buy 2022 SPY calls on margin and call it a day?

There, I just saved you hundreds of hours in agony over the coming two years. You will even come out as multimillionaires if you do this.

You can care about memes such as value investing and dividends after you cash out during christmas 2021.

>> No.18523865
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18523865

Go down below 150 again Boeing please. Do it for me. You are my very first Put, please make me money. I paid 60 bucks for you.

>> No.18523866
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18523866

>>18523818
*ahem*
FUCK CHINA

>> No.18523876

WE GETTING A V SHAPE RECOVERY????

>> No.18523883
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18523883

>>18523810

>> No.18523884

>>18523861
Loool JCP-Chads wwa?
Up 14% already!

>> No.18523886

>>18523781
>I suck cock
You sure showed him.

>> No.18523892

>>18523859
>easy cosplay pussy
tell me more. How to get a ONS with a cosplay (female)?

>> No.18523894
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18523894

>>18523777

>> No.18523895

What's a good idea for my first option purchase?

>> No.18523899
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18523899

About to be rich as fuck in a year
t. poorfag

>> No.18523904

>>18523895
gild puts

>> No.18523908

>>18523861
>>18523884
i thought JCP is bankrupt. what happen

>> No.18523909

>up 5.61%

I'm fucking cooming.

>> No.18523910

>>18523850
>bsx
It’s your own fault anon. I wouldn’t trust anything listed on that exchange.

>> No.18523915

>tfw you can't kill yourself because religious so you're hitchhiking too hopefully die that way

>> No.18523926
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18523926

BIZ ANONS WE NEED YOUR HELP


REPLY WITH OOOOOOOO POST TO GIVE JEROME ENERGY TO PUMP INTO EOD

>> No.18523934
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18523934

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8229311/UN-report-warns-THREE-MILLION-people-die-coronavirus-Africa.html

Oh no. I'm really concerned, lads.

>> No.18523939

>>18523810
> Rallies instead

>> No.18523947

>>18523908
/smg/ hype is pumping it

>> No.18523948
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18523948

>>18523883
kek. feels like yesterday

>> No.18523949

>>18523786
They're also preventing the soi outbreak at the same time. Not all heroes wear capes!

>> No.18523952

>>18523926
No

>> No.18523958

>>18523810
Women are the cows of people

>> No.18523960

>>18523934
Bullish to say the least

>> No.18523962

EOD pump kek

>> No.18523964
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18523964

>>18523908
Meme Magic

>> No.18523965

>>18523939
we're just painting the tits. thighs soon.

>> No.18523969
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18523969

>>18523726
BASED THREAD
TODAY OP WAS A KANG AND SHEEIT

>>18523883
MOOOOO

>>18523892
Lift, practice on women you don’t care about, pay people to help you seem like you have lots of social proof.

>> No.18523978

>>18523895
Don't gamble, anon, just buy good value, good quality shares to hold for 5+ years.

>> No.18523988

>>18523934
>3 million niggers
Not enough

>> No.18523989

>>18523939
Imagine if it went into free fall in the last 30 minutes of trading.
Nah, it won't do that. Big green EOD because why not.

>> No.18523990
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18523990

Buy TMDX.

>> No.18524003
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18524003

>>18523926

>> No.18524010
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18524010

>>18523883
As people age, they lose the ability to digest human milk... I'm sorry, I know it's hard to take.

>> No.18524011

>>18523934
Damn that's sad.
Western charities pay for those people and now all the hard work has gone down the drain

>> No.18524014

>>18523969
>social proofing
my man
paying people though? just have ugly female friends who will fawn over you kek

>> No.18524016

Oooooh those DoD contracts and that big green RTX dildo hmmmmm

>> No.18524027

>>18523990
Dear, /sms/. Should I load up on SDOW for the weekend?

>> No.18524030

>>18523978
This! Anything else is not investing its speculation and degenerate gambling

>> No.18524031
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18524031

>>18523990
Buy Antibe

>> No.18524040

>>18523934
Africa will be the control group on how this really does fare through an in quarantined population.

>> No.18524043

>>18524027
at your own peril.

>> No.18524044

>>18523934
How to short German/Swedish community workers?

>> No.18524047

So I'm like broke as fuck and just put $200 into my Robinhood
What are the best things to buy right NOW so I'll at least make a little bit of money over the course of the next week

>> No.18524058

>>18523831
Go long *snap* instantaneous drop

>> No.18524062
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18524062

RTX just keeps shooting up lol glad I bought in at 62

>> No.18524066

>>18524010
White people don't, genetically superior whites retain the lactase digesting gene indefinitely, only niggers and chinks lose it

>>18524016
RTX 100c 08/01 do it faggot

>> No.18524067
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18524067

>Baggie is actually dead

>> No.18524068

>>18524047
Kohl's. Amazon is poised to buy them.

>> No.18524069

>>18524047
inb4 kneepads

>> No.18524073

im up 50 dollars bros... should i upscale this with more money...

>> No.18524075

>>18524047
SPXL

>> No.18524077

>>18524047
All in JCP

>> No.18524079
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18524079

p-please just o-one dump mr powell
these bags are so heavy

>> No.18524085

>>18524067
good, hope the snss faggot OD'd as well

>> No.18524090

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/antiviral-remdesivir-prevents-disease-progression-monkeys-covid-19

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524100
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18524100

>>18524011
Yeah, anon. It's really sad Africa will probably be hit the worse when it kicks off and Europe and the US have a good excuse to shut their borders completely.

I really hate this virus.

>> No.18524106

>>18524062
I bought in at 52 really regretting not picking up more shares but then again not sure I want more of my portfolio tied to blood money

>> No.18524122

Who still in the JCP club here? Remember: If you sell you are out FOREVER.

>> No.18524125

>>18524062
>>18524106
Waiting for it to drop to 60 and I'll dig back in

>> No.18524127

>>18524106
Wouldnt hurt to buy more, at the end of the day all stocks are recovering sooner or later

>> No.18524128

>>18524085
He's still here, just not using his name

>> No.18524129
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18524129

>tfw sold this morning
How do I short my own life?

>> No.18524131
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18524131

>>18524106

oh quit being a nancy

>> No.18524134
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18524134

>>18523934
Over 300k to die in entire continent of Africa? How is this supposed to matter?

>> No.18524136

stop pumping

>> No.18524137
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18524137

>>18524090
>GILD pumps on fake news of remdisivir working
>GILD dumps
>now there's real news of remdisivir working

>> No.18524143

>>18524085
I'm still up over 9% on SNSS, thanks to blindly following SNSS Anon's advice.

>> No.18524155
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18524155

Don't gamble bros. If FRO doesn't hit $10 by 4 I'm a dinosaur.

>> No.18524157

>>18524137
Tfw I'm at the PDT limit and my puts are slowly losing value

>> No.18524158

I bought JCP at $.25 in hopes that they get bought out. Did I do good?

>> No.18524159

Bvll. Svrge.

>> No.18524161
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18524161

>> No.18524162
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18524162

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HHH

>> No.18524163

>>18524106
>I don't want my portfolio tied to blood money
r*ddit cope go back

>> No.18524171
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18524171

>>18524079
Oh it's coming, just give them a bit more time to load the printers.

>> No.18524191
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18524191

I sold half my RTX at $65 and $65.50, with an entrance of $55.

>> No.18524202

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524203

>ACTIVE SHOOTER AT MICHIGAN CAPITAL

>ACTIVE SHOOTER AT MICHIGAN CAPITAL

>> No.18524204

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524206

>>18523726
>been holding an overvalued CODX bag for weeks
>was briefly in the green (>$14.00)
>didn’t sell

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18524210

Hope Monday is green, I was this --> || close to selling today and buying again on Monday. The LSE is closed now.

>> No.18524209

>>18524171
Printers loaded, pump ENGAGED

>> No.18524215
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18524215

from yesterday

see you on monday

>> No.18524222

>>18524143
You're doing better than him, he's still in the hole

>> No.18524225

>>18524191
>i made money, a bloo bloo bloo
kek, retard

>> No.18524228

Should I buy ally puts?

>> No.18524230
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18524230

>tfw bought on top (all in)
>tfw x20 leverage
>observe how the bears fuck you for the entire day
>tfw almost got fucked and liquidated
>get back from lunch to see this

this is comfy now
only few thousand USD loss

>> No.18524231
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18524231

ANOTHER 5% DAY IN A ROW FROM REGENERON!!!

THANK YOU BASED GAY JEW EVAN SEIGERMAN!!!

>> No.18524234

GILD POOMP
Where my GILD chads at

>> No.18524236

>>18524191
good job anon!

>> No.18524237

>>18523934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOrn06Ggw5Y

>> No.18524242

>>18524106
Lol I dont care if RTX carpet bombs children I'll keep buying more

>> No.18524243

QUICK WHATS A GOOD DAY TRADE I CAN MAKE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES

>> No.18524247

>>18524210
WHY ISN'T SDOW GOING UP??? THIS IS ALL BOEING'S FAULT!!!

>> No.18524248

>>18524191
that's a profit actually

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18524255

>>18523726
I made 2.32% today by day-trading puts on TNA, how did everyone else do?

>> No.18524256

>>18524234
>P-please short sellers, can I just have some of my money back?

>> No.18524260

>>18524225
I know it was absolutely the right call and I'm pretty sure it'll go back down below $64 before continuing to climb, but if I'm wrong I might miss out on SEVERAL ENTIRE DOLLARS worth of gains

>> No.18524261

GME
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO UP
NOT DOWN
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

BURRY WHERE ARE YOU

>> No.18524262

So I have 10k in my trading account and 20k on my bank. Should I move over another 10k into my trading account and wait for the next dump. Or should I keep in the bank as an emergency fund

>> No.18524263

THE BEARS ARE DEAD


I REPEAT

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

>> No.18524268

>>18524242
fuckin lol

>> No.18524269

>>18524222
That's okay. I've still lost more holding SDOW than I've gained holding SNSS.

>> No.18524275

>>18524242
Do you care if they lose money as GE cancels contracts to Boeing, indicating they’re going to cut production of aircraft even more?

>> No.18524279

>>18524203
POST ACTIVE SHOOTER NEWS SAUCE

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>>18524263

>> No.18524286
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18524286

>>18524263
i'm literally still here

>> No.18524290

>>18524203

bullish

>> No.18524299

>>18524203
you didn't even look up what the capital of michigan is so your lie could be somewhat believable

>> No.18524301
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18524301

When will boomers finally accept that the global economy is fucked and let this crash happen already?

>> No.18524302

>>18524262
you should move 15k to get your good goy pass

>> No.18524303
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18524303

Well, I am sort of happy so far I guess. I started last night with - 12% because of the fuck you rally. Now I am only down 5%. So....It's a win I guess?

If the market falls last few minutes and my Boeing put prints I will be so damn happy though. Least RTX and JC Penny are making me money. Like a tard I bought TQQQ and SPXL while also holding SPXU and SQQQ, so who the fuck knows what is going to happen AH and Monday. Hopefully Marriott falls and my shorts cash with them and RCL too.

>> No.18524309

>>18524275
RTX is gonna be just fine

>> No.18524311

I seriously have to stop fucking around with options. I've made more from my goddamn sweeps than i have from options that's how bad I am.

>> No.18524312
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18524312

the dow is shooting up but nothing im holding sure as fuck is, what are they buying?

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>>18524285
>>18524286
I'm taking profit from a week of long positions, how are you doing bears?

>> No.18524319

This morning I literally told you faggots that BA would rally to $155 by EOD, but of course you didn't fucking listen. Serves you right.

>> No.18524317

quick
QUICK I NEED PUMPS

>> No.18524323

>>18524242
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

>> No.18524324

>>18524231
AAAAAAAA

AM I BEING GREEDY??
DO I SELL????

I DONT WANT TO PAY THAT FUCKING TAXMAN!!!

>>18524290
You misspelled “bullshit”

>> No.18524327

>>18524203
priced in

>> No.18524329

>>18524314
lost half of my runup gains, was able to recover a but and lower my exposure with that morning drop today. we'll see how it goes.

>> No.18524331

please pump GME so i can unload this fucking pile of dog shit

>> No.18524336

If you aren't holding over the weekend consider yourself retarded

>> No.18524339
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18524339

WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING! IM RUINED!!!!

>> No.18524341

>>18523833
and thats a good thing!

>> No.18524343

Took my gains and sitting out the weekend. Call me a pussy. I dare you.

>> No.18524344
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18524344

SHOULD I CLOSE MY REMAINING RTX POSITION AT $66 OR HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND?

>> No.18524347

>SPY mooning
welp, shit.

>> No.18524348
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18524348

>Boeing moons after I sold

>> No.18524349

>>18524336
crash on monday bullbro

>> No.18524354

>>18524336
>he isn't hondling a strangle over the weekend for easy gains

NGMI

>> No.18524355

KEEP IT UP JEROME

>> No.18524357
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18524357

>that green candle
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I MAY STILL EARN A PROFIT TODAY

>> No.18524359

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

CAPITULATE

OR

DIE

>> No.18524360

>Hey jerome, it's about time, don''t you think?, fire up the printer

>> No.18524361

>>18524203
post sauce incel

>> No.18524363

>>18524255
broke even selling stuff that i bought for too high 2 weeks ago.

>> No.18524365

TRNX - 16460 shares @ 0.255, sold at 0.3401. I know I should've held a bit longer till it hit 0.50 but fuck, profit is profit. Just glad I didn't hold over the weekend. Who knows what monday would've brought. So my actual losses is 779 due to my ONTX blunder. Not bad. It'll help defray my owed taxes come next year.

>> No.18524367

wow people really want to hodl into the weekend I guess

>> No.18524374

If this day is too green Monday will be blood red. We need to slow down a bit.

>> No.18524377

>>18524343
At least you're not losing money, anon. I was tempted to do the same but I'm not a pussy.

>> No.18524379

>>18524367
short squeeze i think

>> No.18524381

>>18524339
You didn't think the algos would dump below the trendine did you.

>> No.18524383

>>18524374
>We need to slow down a bit.
OK BOOMER

THIS IS A NEW PARADIGM

A NEW AMERICA

THE FED WILL NEVER LET GREEN LINE GO DOWN

>> No.18524387

>>18524367
Thats where you make(or lose) the most money

>> No.18524390

Classic cunny shape formed, this is so bullish!

>> No.18524391

>>18524349
ON GOD IF THIS CRASHES ON MONDAY IM THROWING MORE MONEY IN

>> No.18524392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxf1RIOCyuE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE WON

>> No.18524400
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18524400

>>18524367
>>18524374
>green ids
OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524406

>>18524390
based cunny poster

>> No.18524409

>>18524374
>If this day is too green Monday will be blood red
ive said this for the past several weekends. maybe this will be the one.

t. dumb bear

>> No.18524410

reminder Jerome been pumping Eod for weeks, if you don't make money of that you deserve to be poor

>> No.18524413

it's short covering you retards, a bull rally wouldn't have a day-by-day declining volume

>> No.18524417

JCP up 8 % today

>> No.18524418

>>18523899
Red pill me on MFA, why is it good for a pond hodl?

>> No.18524420

BMO and T are good Canadian divvie stocks, right?

>> No.18524423
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18524423

i've lost. it is selling my puts now or waiting for a miracle to happen before 1/5

18k down the drain for being retarded.

>> No.18524428

>>18523863
Because that's over $5000 in payments a months. Plus high iq and low iq both know this is a double dipper.

>> No.18524431
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18524431

pump it

>> No.18524433

>>18524413
this. quad witching day today

>> No.18524439
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18524439

God I love CNBC meg

>> No.18524440

I NEED MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE OIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18524444

QUICK WHAT DO I BUY SO THAT I END UP LOSING MONEY ON MONDAY WHEN IT DUMPS

>> No.18524452

>>18523958
>Women are cows
ftfy

>> No.18524454
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18524454

bears are routing

chase them to the moon

UP UP TO THE MOOOON

>> No.18524455

Any good pickups before the weekend?

>> No.18524457

>>18524420
sure

>> No.18524460

>>18524444
buy literally anything, this market rally is absurd

>> No.18524464
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18524464

I have insider information that animeposting will be up 18% on monday.
Screencap this

>> No.18524465

market crashes on monday sell NOW

>> No.18524468

>>18524455


bobo bodies need to be picked up

>> No.18524472
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18524472

Bulls Running

>> No.18524473

>>18524444
GILD
Also, buy now before the 3:50 pump.

>> No.18524474

>>18524157
Same
Fucking christ I could have just waited

>> No.18524475

>>18524444
TSLA if it doesn't dump today

>> No.18524476

>>18524465
s-surely it will crash this time!

>> No.18524477

SELL NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

>> No.18524478

if this shit doesn't drop in the after market jesus

>> No.18524480

>>18524423
You can still make it back if you switch to calls. We're still only at 2019 levels

>> No.18524481
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18524481

>JBLU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP DUMPING

>> No.18524482

>>18524454
There’s always a pump before market close anon, no one is being routed

>> No.18524483

>>18524465
you guys say this every week

>> No.18524484

>>18524418
It's a big risk/reward, I bet my stimulus on it but I'm certain it's going to reach up to 7$ overtime, the numbers add up.

>> No.18524485

>>18524465

shut up u beehive sucking dope

we will never have another red day for the next 100 years

>> No.18524491

How retarded is this rally on a scale from 1-10

>> No.18524493

holy fucking pump

>> No.18524494
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18524494

I'm a Bull but we are reaching euphoria levels here.

>> No.18524497
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18524497

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOBOS ARE YOU STILL HERE???
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524500

>>18524474
We had no way of knowing. The market will move down on Monday. It resisted mooning today and people aren't getting as excited as they had been.

>> No.18524505
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18524505

>>18524390
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524506

fake and gay

>> No.18524514
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18524514

And wallah

Just like that the dow will never go below 24k again

>> No.18524518

I could have just held my fucking call on gd but no, I had to go and get cocky and buy puts on gild

>> No.18524519

Get ready bulls, the bears are about to die.

>> No.18524520

$APA HIT 9 YOU NIGGER STOCK

HIT 9

>> No.18524523

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18524525

>>18524439
I just have it on mute... Sara looking at today too but she’s no meg

I KNEW I SHOUDLVE BOUGHT LABUUUUU!!!

>> No.18524527

if people are believing this thing is coming to an end... won't AMZN dump?

>> No.18524528

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18524530
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18524530

WHAT

THE

FUCK

WAS THAT????

>> No.18524532

THE 3:50 PUMP HAS ARRIVED!!!

>> No.18524534

limit up?

>> No.18524536
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18524536

>290 EOD

>> No.18524540
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>>18524464
fun times ahead

>> No.18524541

>this level of algo buying

holy fuck lmao

Yes, let's trust a literal perfectly sloped straight line and now a sudden 1 min candle up

Yes, very natural. Healthy.

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18524544

>My $67 sell limit on RTX might actually trigger

>> No.18524546

>>18524518
Greed has fucked us anon, we understand

>> No.18524547

>>18524523
Short options caved.

>> No.18524556

somebody please point the hose at MFA for a moment

>> No.18524558

lmao, I'm done with this market. Only holding long dated SPY calls form here on out.

>> No.18524560
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18524560

come with me if you want too moon

>> No.18524563
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18524563

>>18524480
See, I'm capitulated, that's why I don't want to switch to calls. Most bears got fucked hard in the ass and went long, which makes me think that next week will be read. There's logic in JCP, AMC, Carnival, Ceaser's and etc running - 0.

>> No.18524567

I HAVE $17 IN MY ACCOUNT FROM PARTIALLY CLOSING MY JCP POSITION, WHAT DO I BUY BEFORE CLOSE?

>> No.18524568

what the fuck

>> No.18524569

This is a desperate fucking pump. The feds knows something is going to make the market crash on money. Don't fall for this bull trap

>> No.18524572

Why do we even have open market hours anymore?

Clearly an entire day of trading can be simulated in AH or in 5 minutes before closing.

>> No.18524574
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18524574

Jerome is a nigger

>> No.18524577
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18524577

BOBOS GOIN ALL IN ON ROPES

>> No.18524578

Should I buy oil right now? Answer pls

>> No.18524579

>>18524558
Money line only goes up anon

>> No.18524583
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18524583

FUCK ALL WHO DOUBTED OIL

>> No.18524584

BUY BUY BUY

DON'T MISS THE RALLY ON MONDAY

STOCKS WILL NEVER BE LOW AGAIN

>> No.18524588

OH BABY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW PARADIGM

ANOTHER 20 YEAR BULL MARKET

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524587

>>18524547
yo, who the fuck got wiped out

>> No.18524592

>>18524578
Should've bought during yesterdays dip bruh

>> No.18524593

PUMP IS HERE
IF I GO SLIGHTLY OVER BREAK EVEN IM SELLING ACB

>> No.18524595

>>18524569
monday*

>> No.18524597

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524598

>>18524365
Yeah I was in at .33 and out at .43. Only 600 shares but hey I'll take the profit

>> No.18524602
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18524602

GET READY

AFTER HOURS DUMP IMMINENT

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18524603
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18524603

>>18524525
take the /kelly/pill

>> No.18524605

EVERY day at the close
EVERY DAY they drive the market up

how is this working? this is INSANE

>> No.18524607
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18524607

>> No.18524610
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18524610

>>18524540

>> No.18524611
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18524611

>Me accepting that I missed the dip to buy MRO
>accepting that if I bought it now it would plummet over the weekend
>accepting that if I don't buy it now, it will moon on Monday
>accepting that yes, indeed, the stockprice is 100% dependent on whether or not I buy it.

>> No.18524612
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18524612

market still looking pretty solid. yield solid, pushing higher, volume pretty decent.. wti hard to drag markets down anymore too. metals selling off now at least some degree, natgas up after sell off again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtuZa92YPsI

>> No.18524615

>>18524525
Yeah Sara is hot too, she has a little cleavage today too

>> No.18524617

>>18524602
It doesn't work like that idiot.

>> No.18524620

>>18524603
MORGAN BRENNAN IS HOTTER

JULIA BOORSTON IS UNDERRATED AS WELL

THE PUMP IS HERE I'M GONNA CUM MY PANTS

NEW

BULL

MARKET

>> No.18524622
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18524622

This is shit bait but /biz/ is going to fall for it anyways

>> No.18524624
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18524624

THANK YOU BASED ANON WHO RECOMMENDED BUYING MCD

>> No.18524625

>>18524567
buy 600 TSLA puts

>> No.18524627

>>18524605
Literally no one is buying. Look at this volume. The past 3 days of this M A S S I V E _ R A L L Y has been a gap up or gap down followed by almost 0 buying.

They just turn the algos on and pump it.

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18524630

HOLY FUCK IM SAVED

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18524633

Well, fuck this market, hopefully Monday will be so bloody that blood will come out of Trump's ass straight into Jerome's mouth

If not, then this market is rigged and I'll switch to calls

>> No.18524634

GE is up 10% lmao
think about this and tell me you're feeling comfortable going long

>> No.18524639

>>18524605
This is called the FED propping up the mother of all bubbles further and further. Well timed as every day so MSM can manipulate the masses.

>> No.18524641

>>18524572
imagine how much unproductive effort we could eliminate if the trading book was only calculated once a day i.e. like mutual funds. no more day trading, no more bullshit speculation, no more HFTs, very little scalping. just actual price discovery.

>> No.18524642

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18524644

>>18524563
Don't fall for superstition. The sooner you switch to calls, the sooner you start making money. There's no reason for the markets to go down. "Some bears switched sides" isn't a reason

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18524645

>>18524439
I wanna fuck Courtney Regan, Contessa Brewer and Sara Risen

>> No.18524649

>>18524605
>knowing the pattern but not planning to make profit from it
You only have yourself to blame.

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18524653

>>18524579
this is literally the only thing sitting in my account

>> No.18524656

>>18524633
let me know when you do so
ill switch my calls to puts

>> No.18524657

>>18523794
I bet 1000 shares for a fucking meme..
and it payed off :D
betting on a dip tomorrow then i'm going to buy more

>> No.18524659

>>18524622
what the hell is that from lol

>> No.18524662

>>18524622
This is why i feel like Monday will be red. Too rapid a rise.

>> No.18524664

Another stimulus package talk will get this to 300 on monday

>> No.18524672

People are profit taking before the weekend. But we know who's really going to win.

>> No.18524671

Very tempted to buy Boeing and sell monday morning after it moons in the afterhours

>> No.18524675
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18524675

Fuck it. I promised myself I'd sell today because it was clear we'd pump today and crash monday. I just can't bring myself to dump it all.

>> No.18524678
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18524678

Quick guys, do I sell Boeing if I am 40% up?? I have a gut feeling it will crash monday

>> No.18524679

QUICKLY
SELL GME OR HOLD FOR THE WEEKEND
IT SEEMS LIKE SUICIDE

>> No.18524681

hey after market dump?

>> No.18524682

markets need to pump so that FOMO sets in for normies and they dump in their trumpbux and maybe a bit more. only after that will they let it crash

>> No.18524685

>he's selling
>he's going to miss the ride back to dow 29k

>> No.18524686

>>18524679
i would sell.

>> No.18524688

>>18524671
What makes you think it will?

>> No.18524690

>>18524675
> selling at the bottom

>> No.18524691

>people actually surprise that the market doesn't go straight into one direction but in alternating directions
You people are dumb.

>> No.18524693

>>18524634
so you're saying to buy GE?

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18524694

>>18524645
>>18524620
Stephanie Ruhle is kinda hot for a milf

>> No.18524695

>>18524678
SELL SELL SELL
TAKE YOUR PROFITS

>> No.18524698

>>18524682
they're trying, man. They're fucking trying.

>> No.18524702

WHATS HABBENING

AAAAAAA

WHAT

>> No.18524705

>>18524634
Culp cast a spell today
>30%of world energy.
Will go down eventually.

>> No.18524706

>>18524644
I agree
>>18524656
Just did

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>>18524634
In a clown market where everything is rigged and fake and gay, this makes perfect sense.

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18524707

>he's still a bear
>he's still afraid to hold into the weekend
>he's still waiting for news that isn't priced in

>> No.18524709

>>18524418
>>18524484
They primarily are involved with RMBSs, why not go with a REIT that's more involved in CMBSs or with more exposure to agency MBSs?

>> No.18524711

>>18524678
Take it and run dipshit

>> No.18524714

>>18524639
they only delay the inevitable and make it much worse

>> No.18524713

>>18524688
It has been pumping 10% everyday for the past month with a few exceptional days

>> No.18524716

>>18524319

I bought when they were down the other day. I was also ignored

>> No.18524718

>>18524678
Just hold it for the long term, anon. You can't go wrong, in 5+ years it will be way higher. Even if you lose 10% on Monday it's not a big deal.

>> No.18524719

>>18524691
No this isn't fair! it NEEDS to pick a direction!

>> No.18524720
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18524720

Haha looks like maybe bulls got too cocky

>> No.18524721

>>18524710
>>18524710
>>18524710
new

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18524722

>He bought the bait
OH NO NO NO

>> No.18524723

>>18524657
Hey, I did exactly the same thing. How many shares are you planning on getting overall? Are you hoping for a buyout?

>> No.18524726

>>18524690
bottom of what? so much shit is at ATH....

>> No.18524727

>>18524678
FUCKING SELL JESUS

>> No.18524729

crash on Monday is already priced in though

>> No.18524735

>>18524707
No bear is waiting for the news, bears are waiting for the public to realize that we aren't returning to normal and there's no logic in AMC going up while the company is filing for bankruptcy

>> No.18524749

The moment it sells on Monday, I'm going to yell FUCKING FINALLY really loudly.

It's only smart to be bearish but holy shit are they artificially propping this market around. LIterally Weekend at Bernies.

>> No.18524758

>>18524567
I ended up buying 4 (four) shares of PUMP because of the name and because some anon was in here shilling it a week ago

>> No.18524770
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18524770

I made 16k off of that scam candle, completely erased my 6k losses from my 4/17 200P. Thanks Jerome.

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18524772

>>18524695
>>18524718
>>18524711
>>18524727
>try to panic close at :59
>apparently too late
welp, let's hope the bull anon is right

>> No.18524774

>>18524603
I hate her show, she and Tyler seem like the dumbest anchors as far as I can tell. And I don’t like her stupid nose.
>>18524615
Yep!
>>18524620
Morgan is a hottie but Sara actually knows a thing or two and Meg seems to.

>> No.18524780

Any AMC bros here?

>> No.18524783

>>18524772
Its already mooning AH

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18524796

>>18524718
OR he can sell now and buy back more next week

>>18524678
you could have at least sold to cover your initial investment.

market's closed now. what did you do?

>> No.18524800

I'm up 600 dollars today :)

>> No.18524802

AMZN is letting me down hard... i was thinking they'd hit $3k from all of this but now i'm wondering if we're at the peak

>> No.18524836

>>18524796
I tried to close the position, but I was too late and now I have to hope I didn't fuck up >>18524772

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18524871

I think I missed the bottom, bros. Today was way too green.

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18524954

>>18524836
thanks for telling us, good luck friend

>>18524802
i held amazon for a whole year, bought in 2019 and finally managed to sell at 8% profit in 2020. no dividends, basically crabbed the whole year. was driving me nuts.

then for some reason the market got bullish by people dying in new york and amazon started climbing. had i just waited two measly weeks before selling i would have made something like 20% profit instead of 8%. i can't believe amazon is almost 2400 today.

o well, never cry about selling at a profit

>> No.18525005

>>18524836
>>18524772
I've been fucked hard by this in the past

I always open/close my shit at :55 now

>> No.18525148

>>18524158
No. You did not do well. They will die this year and creditors will pick the bones.

>> No.18525256

>>18524158
I'm up almost 20% on it, JCP is a good stock

>> No.18525323

anybody likes stocks related to gambling companies? I wanted to buy TSGI when they were still low but the stock moved back to it's price from april 3rd

>> No.18525968

>>18525323
I like the business idea. No ideaabout any particular stocks.