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[Anonymous No.18519773]

>haven't gotten stimulus
>IRS website doesn't work
>2018 taxes filed with turbox tax
>i used direct deposit
>i made sure parents didn't claim me as a dependent
>everyone has gotten their stimmy except me including my siblings
>my friend who filed his 2019 taxes a week ago even got his stimulus

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK YOU DRUMPF

[Anonymous No.18519931]

>>18519773
>sweet got my eyes on some nice investments when my stimi check comes in
>hmm didnt get my check on monday, ill just give them my account information
>FUCKING FRIDAY AND EVERYTHINGs PUMPING AND TRUMP IS SITTING ON HIS FAT ASS WHILE MAKING SURE NIGGERS GET IT FIRST

[Anonymous No.18520119]

>>18519931
THIS IS CLOWN WORLD

PEOPLE WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE ARE MAKING 1K A WEEK WHILE NURSES ARE LUCKY TO MAKE $800


WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT MY STIMMY!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18520150]

>>18519773
i did the same thing
managed to log in with my old address and update my banking info

checked my 2018 w2 and confirmed my address. it's a bug or they're intentionally fucking it up

[Anonymous No.18520280]

>>18519773
>Still no stimmy
>TurboTax forums are totally useless
>IRS website is broken beyond belief
>Potential gains are very rapidly passing me by
I guess I’ll just keep waiting haha!

[Anonymous No.18520366]

MY FRIEND WHO GETS A $1500 CHECK EVERY MONTH FROM THE MILITARY BECAUSE HE CLAIMS HES DEPRESSED GOT HIS $1200 STIMULUS CHECK

FUCK THIS COUNTRY. IM FUCKING DONE. EVERYONE GOT ONE BUT ME. USA CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OTHER COUNTRIES GET 90% OF THE THEIR SALARIES, AMERICANS GET A ONE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIME PAYMENT OF BULLSHIT
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[Anonymous No.18520394]

POOR PEOPLE GET GIBS ALL THE TIME

WHY CAN'T I
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18520498]

> IRS sent my stimulus to a bank account that I closed two years ago.
Oh, they can accept money from my new account but they cannot send money back to it.

Forget the landlords. Hang the IRS.

[Anonymous No.18522402]

I NEED MY FUCKING STIIMY DRUMPF ITS FUCKING FRIDAY
> FILED 2018 TAXES
> ACTIVE PLAYING IRS MONTHLY
> DIRECT DEPOSIT LINKED
> GONNA FILE MY FUCKING 2019 ON TURBO TAX IF I NEED TOO
> IM UNEMPLOYED , FILED MY CLAIM WITHOUT ACCEPTANCE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18523754]

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18523802]

>>18519773
WHERE'S MY MONEY BLUMPF?! WHERE IS IT MAN!?

[Anonymous No.18523816]

>>18519773
WHERE IS IT NANCY YOU STUPID CUNT

[Anonymous No.18523887]

i just got my stimmy haha you stimlets aren't ever gettin one

[Anonymous No.18523901]

I did some stupid shit and filed as a NON-FILER for TurboTax, when I did make money in 2019, I submitted and it was accepted by the IRS on April 09

Is there a way to change it or should I just ignore it and hope the IRS doesn't fuck me over with my check

[Anonymous No.18524665]

Bump, fuk drumphft

[Anonymous No.18524771]

>>18519773
>Filed my 2018 AND 2019 on turbo tax and ALREADY GOT THE REFUND IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
THE IRS CLEARLY HAS MY FUCKING DIRECT DEPOSIT INFO OTHERWISE I WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN MY FEDERAL REFUND

I think this fucking faggot deliberately made sure monkeys got theirs first to get the black vote. Fuck this fucking country

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TRUMP BUX

[Anonymous No.18525215]

>>18519773
I really need this shit now I'm trying to buy some ARPA asap

[Anonymous No.18525247]

It’s possible someone fraudulent claimed you as a dependent. Happened me to me one year. BUT I know OP is a disinfo kike who hates that trump is winning. Get fucked commies

[Anonymous No.18525250]

>>18520366
Iget $3200 from depression and got my trumpbux

About to get $1400 SSI added to my milfag bucks

[Anonymous No.18525276]

>>18520366
Oh and theres nothing wrong with me I lied.

Pay taxes I feel sad

[Anonymous No.18525293]

>>18519773
> Used turbotax
> Set up direct deposit
> Closed account 2 months ago
> IRS site says I got payment
> No phone support
> No email support
> No face to face support
._.

[Anonymous No.18525458]

>>18525247
> Thinks these niggas vote

[Anonymous No.18525474]

>>18519773
IRS stated they released funds for 80 million people Wednesday. They all got their checks. (Like me.)
Autists and NEETs who waiting until the last minute and filed on Wednesday, because they're spastic waterheads and thought it was a meme or something, will get their checks later. Another round is being done next week, on Wednesday.
Autists and waterheads who filled in very simple forms incorrectly will wait longer, as the IRS chips away at the mountain of last minute autistic and NEET submissions.
>But you autists and NEETs who can't fill in simple forms correctly will REEEEEEEE anyway.

[Anonymous No.18525965]

>>18520366
I get my full salary to sit at home and drink beer all day. Plus I got $3400 Trump bucks. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.18526434]

>>18520366
Wait if you were in the military you can get a check for being depressed?

[Anonymous No.18527162]

>>18526434
Yes

Just make a medical record and go into a mental hospital paid for by the military for troop's mental health

Literally everyone does it. Once you serve you technically dont have to work anymore if you're good at lying

I fell asleep driving home on leave. My truck flipped into a creek bed. I told my Platoon Sgt I tried to kill myself. Went into 3 different mental units while in service. Hung a noose while I was inpatient inside the exercise room which had clear windows in front of the nurses station. Got an honorable medical discharge. Turned around and filed a claim through VA. 100%. 14 months of service. Never deployed. Just do a little white lie anon. Fuck the government. They spend money on stupid shit everyday. Look out for yourself dude. I cant get drafted either

[Anonymous No.18527186]

>>18527162
My face did turn blue as fuck apparently from hanging myself. But desu I rather kill myself then wageslave. I need to use my GI Bill but dont feel like going to school rn

Its bullshit yo. I use my checks tp buy Ethereum and XRP

[Anonymous No.18527225]

>>18519773
its only 1200 monopoly money relax

[Anonymous No.18527247]

>>18527186
>>18527162
based
i actually got fucked up on a deployment though
i ended up with really bad depression from not being able to do the job anymore, few suicide attempts/hospitalizations and bam, 3200/month for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.18527625]

>>18527162
Dude does this mean you got the gi bill too?? I was thinking on joining the air force for infosec so I can get them security clearances. Figured it would also be cool to get paid to be in shape and leave my house. Been hesitant cause I didnt want to spend 2+ years in the military at 22 and help Zion. If it's this easy to get the gi bill and all the gibs without having to serve a whole lot of time I'm in.

[Anonymous No.18527657]

>>18527186
Didnt read this part. Alright hell yeah I'm gonna join the military. What's the poontang situation like now that females are allowed to join? Also dont veterans get better deals on mortgages or something like that?

[Anonymous No.18527831]

Can you still work other jobs and still get this?