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>> No.18517952 [DELETED] 

All homosexuals are pedophiles

>> No.18517954

>>18517940
Based op

>> No.18517956
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Help

>> No.18517957

GILD 75p 4/24. thank me immediately

>> No.18517958

Blake griffin?

>> No.18517962
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First for SNDE

>> No.18517968

DUMP ROKU

>> No.18517971

MAKE ME FUCKING RICH

>> No.18517974
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>I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. - John Wayne

>> No.18517976

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18517979

>>18517940
Why is everything up again?

>> No.18517985
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God I hope this bullshit market crashes right now.

>> No.18517986

Red day or green day, take your picks before it starts so you can say "I called it".

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>>18517940
big tech is shitting the bed rn

>> No.18517989

holy shit i'[m gunna pump

>> No.18517991
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>>18517956
holy smokes. You're done

>> No.18517998

Today’s a good day for DCAfags

>> No.18518000

>>18517986
Well it's gotta crab now

>> No.18518002

>mrna puts
No way this stock is staying this high
>gd calls from yesterday
Jesus christ

>> No.18518005
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>tfw holding BA and RTX

>> No.18518006

>>18517974
That, actually makes sense.

>> No.18518009
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How do I short blue states?

>> No.18518012

>>18517986
Green but only up 1%, tomorrow is pure red

>> No.18518017
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THREAD'S THEME MUSIC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQngnnHE_0&list=PL1706DF5639ABD81C&index=3
>Playlist of 90's alternative

>> No.18518020

another dumb crab day im going back to bed

>> No.18518023

>>18518009
You basically have to short like 90% of the US GDP

>> No.18518024

>>18518020
>not making money

>> No.18518030

>>18517986
Red

>> No.18518031

>>18518012
Nah, I'd bet my life tomorrow will be a flatline.

>> No.18518034

>>18518012
>Tomorrow
>Saturday

>> No.18518035
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>>18517956
holy fuck anon, I thought my calls were doing badly

>> No.18518046

2850 is max pain on opex. Wouldn't it be "convinient" if we closed around there.

>> No.18518047

>>18517986
I don't care I'm gonna make money anyway.

>> No.18518048
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i bought the gild top

>> No.18518050

>>18518024
you cant make money on crab days

>> No.18518054

>>18518009
How are these politicians still alive

>> No.18518059
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18518059

>AMC up 40% on news that they won't have to fold until July
Boy those bagholders were as eager to get out as retards were eager to get in.

>> No.18518060

>>18518009
Invest in crematoriums for an actual holocaust

>> No.18518062

>>18518009
You can short blue states by how you live. Don't live in them because it's a ticking time bomb.
>high taxes
>high costs for homes that are small
>you can earn 100k a year but live like you earn 50k or less because of cost of living
>traffic

move to a red state. Living in California is the equivalent of buying a brand new 2020 car. Pissing money away.

>> No.18518070

>>18518050
sell theta aka just buy debit or credit spreads

>> No.18518072

TRNX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18518073

>>18518050
>what is an iron condor

>> No.18518074
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>>18518050
Yeah, if you're stupid.

>> No.18518075
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18518075

I made it bros.

>> No.18518077

>>18518050
If you bought Boeing calls even early this morning, you'd be making bank right now. There's probably going to be a short opportunity too.

>> No.18518079

fuck guys I'm just trying to make back my losses, was up 10k during the dip and the come back ate it all

>> No.18518083
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>they doubted the power of Canadian Tire

>> No.18518084

>GD volume of 110k
How the fuck does a company with a market cap of 40 billion have a trade volume of 110k

>> No.18518089

>>18518034
>>18518031
>He doesnt insider trade on saturdays
NGMI

>> No.18518092

>>18517956
>$18 call on SQQQ
My friend bought a $20 call for like $400 a few weeks ago. Don’t feel too bad friend, SQQQ is a suckers game right now

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>>18518075
Don't stop but be cautious. Milk that shit.

>> No.18518099

Schizo market - always bet against on the cameras pointing on it. Everyone is expecting a crash, so it won't happen because the big players want your stonks.

>> No.18518100

OIL is up across the board
My god. We finally made it
Congrats boys. Feels good.

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>>18518054
I some times wish the republican party would be like the democratic party, so some random deaths would start happening

>> No.18518106
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my BA calls turned green first time this week. Sorry I've doubted you boeingbros

>> No.18518113

guys please give me the most degenerate, perverted pink wojaks you have.
i NEED them right now.

>> No.18518120

feels like there's no barriers between departments now

>> No.18518121
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18518121

*AHEM*

All homosexuals are pedophiles who want to rape little boys.
All pedophiles should swing from lamp posts.

>> No.18518126

>>18518113
This

>> No.18518129

who /vanguard/ here?

>> No.18518130

>>18518113
>T. Newfag
You have to go back

>> No.18518132

>TSLA
jesus christ elon what

>> No.18518136
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>>18518121
gay is not okay

>> No.18518140

Amazon is dumping today.

>> No.18518141

>>18517986
green

>> No.18518142

Sliding into SPSX all day.

First for blacks are subhuman.

>> No.18518143

>>18518132
TSLA saving the planet AND the market. What a heavy burden on Elon.

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>>18518136
and neither are you

>> No.18518149

Options are addicting and terrifying wtf

>> No.18518153
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18518153

So right now the entire market is quite literally Boeing. When are we going to sell off and take profits so this market crashes through the earth?

>> No.18518154

>>18518097
That's my realized gains, I cashed out just as it started plummeting.

>> No.18518157

I've never made this good of a call before. Bought general dynamics, 137 5/1 yesterday when it was at 131. Should I sell now? Theyre at 137.11. Not sure what the theta decay will look like over time, im up like 70% on it

>> No.18518160

Buy SPCE. The rich people are secretly going into space to stay away from pandemic.

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>>18518130
>T.

>> No.18518163

having the majority of price action occur when standard market participants can't participate needs to stop

>> No.18518166

>>18518136
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.18518167
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18518167

should i sell my 1/5 240 puts? I'm getting fucked in the ass

>> No.18518170
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18518170

>its crabbing
get fucked mumus.

>> No.18518172

>>18518121
Uhhhh hello? Have I reached based department?

>> No.18518173

>>18518160
i unironically made ~1,5k with spce in about 7 days
good times, sold it at the right moment

>> No.18518175

LCI to $60

>> No.18518176
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>>18518009
is this jew ever going to shut up?

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When to buy more RTX?

>> No.18518182

This low volume manipulation has to be some chink or poo conglomerate

>> No.18518183

>>18518009
Predictit and bet that Trump wins election. Easy way to double your money. Once it gets closer to the election I’ll put all my expendable money on it.

>> No.18518187

>>18518157
>im up like 70% on it
Sell you retard

>> No.18518190 [DELETED] 

>>18518166
I can't help but imagine when weebs exchange pics of anime girls doing cute things in various scenarios, it's like little girls playing with barbies
>haha look at this one! Isn't she so cute?!
>This one is a race car driver haha
>look at this one eating a burger!
>CUTE!
Makes sense that so many of them cut their dongs off.

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>>18518121
I agree!

>> No.18518192

>>18518154
I didn't mean to hold unto it. I meant keep on trading.

>> No.18518193
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18518193

>bought uso at 5,22 thinking Trump tweets would keep me safe
I am laughing
This is so hilarious
This entire life up to this point I was failing to see the big picture up until now
It's the funniest joke tale ever operated by a metaphysical trickster whose sense of humor is beyond eternity
I finally see now
My sides are gone.

>> No.18518195

>>18518162
>Look guys wojaks are epic!!!!! - T. newfag
Kill yourself

>> No.18518196

>>18518181
>he missed the dip

>> No.18518201

>>18517940
>oil down to $18
>oil stonks up 5%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Someone catch the clowns running this market

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>>18518142

>> No.18518203

>>18518190
lmao based and true

>> No.18518205

>>18518195
thanks for nothing you stupid fucking whore

>> No.18518206
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18518206

Man what the fuck happened after hours last night? This has gotta be a pump right?

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>>18518183
What are his odds right now?

>> No.18518213

>>18518170
most stocks are up 7-10% how is this a "get fucked mumus." Moment?

>> No.18518214
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>>18518202
I raise

>> No.18518217

>JCP mooning

OH OH OH IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!

>> No.18518218

Pump or Dump EOD?

>> No.18518219

Took profits and doubled my money in a month in MRNA feels fucking good man.

>> No.18518224

>>18518214
saved and gonna repost

>> No.18518230

>>18518205
Anytime you disgusting r*dddit wojak posting newfaggot

>> No.18518232

I'm trying to practice options trading.
What's a good call/put to pop my cherry with?
I'm with Schwab btw.

>> No.18518236
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18518236

Yo wtf is this? My app is totally glitched? It says I’ve lost $60 today but I haven’t....????
Every single stock I own is way up in percentages

>> No.18518238

>>18518173
you too huh

>> No.18518243
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>american troops guarding extraction fields that are making their home country bleed
HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT LMAO
CANT WAIT TO SEE WHATS GON HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS COMEDY GOLD SHOW

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>>18518232
get a call on SPXS that expires monday. Honestly that's probably the safest option you can get because you get in today and out monday instead of holding long term.

Good luck, anon.

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What are some good stocks to grab for longs right now? I know it's a bit risky, but I bought some Carnival. What do you guys think of IMAX? What's on your radar?

>> No.18518251

>>18518232
JCP

>> No.18518252
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>>18518224
>repost

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>>18518236

>> No.18518257
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18518257

Please help

>> No.18518259

>>18518149
I sold my first call yesterday for SQQQ, but now I’m realizing I have to hold onto this shit until May 1. Trying to hedge by buying a put, but really trying to figure out the best play here. I’ve never thought this hard about trading. Next level shit man.

>> No.18518260

>>18518250
get AMD and Shell A

>> No.18518261

>>18518236
Robinhood is glitching for me too. It shows my portfolio at a lost when I make market buys and takes like 5-10 minutes to correct iself

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>>18518190
i dont think it makes sense. we need our dongs, neo vaginas are ugly and bring only pain.
btw everything red end of today

>> No.18518266

>>18518196
I already held 32 @ 62 which is atleast something right

>> No.18518268

>>18518246
Spxs or Gilead/mrna puts?

>> No.18518269
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AMZN in a V recovery to resume its bull run.

>> No.18518274
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>>18518190
How are soijaks and related much differnt from pre school drawings?
>SEE ? THIS IS YOU!!!
>NOOOO THIS ISNT ME. IT'S YOOUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18518275

>>18518257
>Investing
>147.80

You're unironically financially ruined.

>> No.18518278
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I AM FINANCIALLY...

..


OK!
WALLA THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 24K AGAIN!!

>> No.18518279

>>18518060
Underrated

>> No.18518280

>>18518252
Delete this.

>> No.18518281

>>18518210
Basically 50/50. Keep in mind the $850 limit per position, but you can put the max on "Does Trump win? Yes" then also max "Does Biden win? No" and there are other, less obvious things like the entire spread of what the EC vote margin will be, which even if you buy the entirety of Team Red, from 1 vote to 200+ margin, works out to about 50/50 again. Each is a chance to double your money.

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>>18517940
Is this some sort of jewish trick? The company announced they had no idea why the stock has done that this week.

>> No.18518287

>>18518190
They are the same people trading options, buying penny stocks, buying scratchoffs, buying dogecoins and paying 100% premium on silver

>> No.18518289

>>18518230
>>18518195
They really need to open schools back up

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HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS ALL OF THIS IS
THIS IS TOO MUCH
IM TURNING BLUE IN THE FACE

>> No.18518293

>>18518261
market buys are fucking terrible on robinhood. never do them.

TQQQ, TECL, LABU, GUSH - anyone else?

>> No.18518294

>>18518274
Boys bant and make fun of each other all the time like bros. It's a low level of fighting.

playing with dollies is safety and passivity.

>> No.18518295

>>18518282
Pump and dump most likely

>> No.18518296

>>18518282
uncanny to shitcoins, as if people from FUN were aware why their shitcoin is pumping

>> No.18518297

>>18518232
Lol. Just buy something for a stock that you watch often. Msft calls are making money but you might want to go with something that costs less. XLF is a financial sector etf thats what im buying

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>>18518282
Someone triggered the bots.

>> No.18518299

>>18518206
Prior to closing someone bought 7500 GILD 280c 4/17 contracts
After closing a literal Jew leaks that Remesdivir is working a cure has been found blah blah blah
Markets pump to 289 and those contracts are ITM

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18518301

Ill quit while I am ahead today. Have a great weekend anons.

>> No.18518303

>>18518250
AMD

>> No.18518305

>>18518260
AMD seems high to me, Shell A looks pretty good.

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Am I delusional to think that we might test 300 SP and then dump to 240~ before 1/5?

>> No.18518308

I

AM

FINANCIALLY

BETTER

OFF

TODAY

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>>18518257
>GME put
bro... why would you buy 21 puts unless you're long? GME is trading sooo tight right now.... sheesh

>> No.18518314

>>18518305
AMD might be risky, youre right
but shell A is a good call

>> No.18518315

I can't believe I missed out on the biggest buying opportunity of the past 20 years because I listened to bears

>> No.18518317

PLAY is tearing my ass apart, god why did i buy the top

>> No.18518321

I'm starting to by into that conspiracy theory on wsb: Trump knows if he doesn't get re-elected he's probably going to jail for life. He needs to keep it open or else, and Barr is the only person who can approve cases by the SEC. He's got the institutions in his back pocket and probably quid pro quod the market makers.

Honestly I don't have any money anymore but it seems like just go bullish until actual news about institutions or MMs breaking the line. It also fits into the narrative that the fed is getting tons of blame right now.

>> No.18518322

>>18518236
2 shares....hahahahaha

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Is this what making it feels like?

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WHY DID I BUY XOM PUTS GOD DAMMIT

>> No.18518330

>>18518307
>he thinks SP will stay in the 200s
You borrowed that suit, are you even a real bear? Get this koala out of here.

>> No.18518332

>>18518311
Not him but I'm looking to get the fuck out of GME
I'll sell it at a loss I'm just tired of watching this shit
Second it hits 5.25 it's OVER

>> No.18518334

>>18518315
hopefully you're young enough to remember this moment and not bet against the USA during the next tiny bear market

repent

>> No.18518338

>>18518250
FUN (Cedar Fair) stock is a safe bet.

>> No.18518339

Nooooo why did Netflix spike back up? I was going to buy!!!

>> No.18518340

oh shit time to get those roku puts i was talking about

>> No.18518344

>>18518322
I ain’t rich, man.

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>>18518307
Yes

>> No.18518347

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.18518349

Every green day BLMN pumps 10% and then dumps. Easiest swing on the planet every time

>> No.18518351

>>18518311
I bought these back in early March

>> No.18518353

>>18518339
wtf is with these barts

>> No.18518354

>>18518317
D&B is going to issue more shares. The algos are idiots but you shouldn't be. Get out soon

>> No.18518357

>>18518307
I think that's a possibility, we just form a big head and shoulders on the S&P and retest near the lows. But 1/5? I think if it happens it'll happen in the next 2-3 months, sooner if we get bad news again.

>> No.18518358

>>18518347
nah. This entire market has been gap ups and gap downs. Very artificial.

>> No.18518359

>>18518257
We told you not to trade options so get back to work flipping burgers

>> No.18518363

>>18518236
Probably different server interfaces behind different labels and charts. So one server is slow or shitting the bed and the rest is still fine.

>> No.18518369

so someone turned 100k to 7 million on GILD calls that expire today. what a lucky bastard.the tribe must be very proud of him

>> No.18518372
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18518372

>bears
stupid FUCKS

>> No.18518377

>>18518321
>glumpf is going to jail
Hahaha for what?

>> No.18518379

>>18518338
>FUN (Cedar Fair) stock is a safe bet.
That looks awesome, thanks dude!

>> No.18518382

>>18518289
>How dare you speak against spamming wojaks, thats for the real four channers amirite
You have to go back to r*ddit

>> No.18518384

LMAO ITS DUMPING

>> No.18518387
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>>18518121
Cringe and bluepilled

>> No.18518388

It's okay bobo, I think I found your "biblical dump"!

*HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGHHHH*

>> No.18518389

AMD
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
AMD PLS STOP STOP
STOP CRASHING

>> No.18518391

>>18518372
>non-bears
flaming FAGS

>> No.18518396

>>18518332
i'm sorry that you don't understand the trade anon.. best of luck to you

>> No.18518398

>>18518358
No shit it's artificial. It's meant to only go up.

>> No.18518402
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>he doesn't have a /biz/ gf

never gonna make it

>> No.18518404
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18518404

NOOOOOOOOOO ITS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING

>> No.18518405

>>18518330
Nah, I think that we'll have at least 50-60% from the top

>>18518357
Well, I'm holding 1/5 puts, so I gotta decide what I'm doing before I'll get fucked in the ass again

>> No.18518407

>>18518121
Fuck off to reddit.

>> No.18518410

>>18518369
It's the guy who "leaked" the early results guaranteed

>> No.18518412
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18518412

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST PLACED THE SELL ORDER WHY DID IT DUMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18518415

>>18518377
Crimes against globalism.

>> No.18518416

Buy dip buy buy buy

>> No.18518417
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18518417

>buy before market opens
>stock is absolutely POOOOOMPING
>Already up 7 %
based

>> No.18518418

>>18518407
You should cope with rope instead

>> No.18518422
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18518422

>Gold dumping
Fucking finally. Buying back in at 1600.

>> No.18518424

>>18518418
kys

>> No.18518428
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18518429

>>18518404
damn this old guy is so fucking based

>> No.18518430

>imagine buying on open
if this closes red it will be a cases study taught in economic classes about market manupilation

>> No.18518432

>>18518418
Not before you drink bleach.

>> No.18518434
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18518434

This might be it. Hope the real dump starts soon, over 22 M people unemployed no way the market can stay up when the real economy is already balls deep in a recession.

>> No.18518435

>>18518398
Finance itself is artificial nump nuts, all this shit is just game theory we use to keep the logistics of the economy from getting gummed up. Why do you think banks make so much money without lifting a finger

>> No.18518438
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18518441

These past 2 weeks have been boring as fuck because everything goes up or down together. We are literally riding the waves of these fucking algos.
Yesterday there was tech and non tech but then POOOOMP

>> No.18518444

>>18518405
Oh are you a retarded european? I thought you meant they expire in January. Yeah you might get fucked but we will go lower than here sometime next week. Will the decay fuck you before then? Probably.

>> No.18518451

>>18518424
You're cringe, not based, and not redpilled

bad look, lad. Dab on yah later. Finna eat some brekky

>> No.18518452

well sell the fucking news boys.

>> No.18518454

>>18518434
Red line go down forever

>> No.18518455

AMD IN THE RED BROTHERS
FUUUUUCK AAAAHHHH TRUMP HELP ME PLS
AMD IN THE FUCKING REEEEEED

>> No.18518459

Someone dumping hard!!!

>> No.18518462
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18518462

>>18518451
Cope.

>> No.18518463
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18518463

snibbety snab

>> No.18518467

>>18517940
Based TRNX

>> No.18518470

>>18518451
Do us a favor and don't come back shit for brains.

>> No.18518475

mfw RTX plant in Tucson is running at full steam and now Boeing starts up production early and those sweet Pratt & Whitney tendies come in that I didn't even calculate in for this year

>> No.18518477

TRNX COME ON HOLY SHIT BREAK .35

>> No.18518480

>>18518435
That's what I'm saying faggot. You need to get a boyfriend to rub his balls while you nut on his pecs.

>> No.18518484

God I used to love this song, I haven't heard it in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFuD-S-e_E&list=PL1706DF5639ABD81C&index=9

>> No.18518485

>mrna and gild puts
>one going up and one stalling
Figured with the news they'd be crashing right now

>> No.18518487

>>18518470
>>18518462
>he replied twice

damn. TWICE as mad.

>> No.18518489

i literally don't know what to do today. someone shill me a meme option play

>> No.18518490

>>18518410
Hey I love that guy. He gave me so much free money on my puts

>> No.18518495
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>>18518257
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>> No.18518502

>>18518487
damn, nobody cares. loaded your pistol yet?

>> No.18518503

>>18518489
why don't you meme yourself into some long term investing you gambling-addicted faggot

>> No.18518505
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18518505

Why are energy sector ETFs pumping when oil is crashing?

>> No.18518511

>>18518444
thanks burgerino

>> No.18518513

>>18518489
Gild puts, as many as you can. Their drug doesn't work

>> No.18518514

>>18518487
Fuck off.

>> No.18518515

>>18518502
can you reply to this post twice? I need a few more (you)s

>> No.18518523

>>18517952

this is the false lmao

>> No.18518524

>>18518489

Short term GME calls. Burry is balls deep with 5% of a stake in them now, shorts are at a ridiculous 99% of outstanding shares. There's going to be a share recall on Monday for a meeting and that could trigger an enormous squeeze spike. If I wasn't already stuck in some long term puts for something else I'd be rolling with this for fun, solid chance to put a little money on a moon opportunity and ride with the meme Big Short man.

>> No.18518529
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>>18518462
>goes for effeminate catboys
>doesn't go for actual men
Low test

>> No.18518533

WHAT FUCKED UP ROLLERCOASTER IS THIS AMD SHITSTOCK RIGHT NOW WTF

>> No.18518538

>>18518505
Stability because sandniggers stopped chimping. More people will start driving because trump is going to open the economy.

>> No.18518539
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18518539

Is TRNX a pump and dump?

>> No.18518545

>>18518523
Learn english, homosexual pedo

>> No.18518546
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18518546

It's gonna be the day of the crab again isn't it

>> No.18518550

I immediately bought May 1st 250 puts on AAPL and they're printing.

>> No.18518553

>>18518487
Nobody wants to eat your shit you closet fag. Shut up and kys.

>> No.18518555
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>>18518166
>>18518190
>>18518287
where is this sudden influx of newfriends coming from? it started yesterday

>> No.18518556

>>18518489
TSLA calls if you want money

>> No.18518558
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18518558

>>18518485
i figured something like that would happen if i bought puts so i shorted MRNA instead.... $275 in 25min.. not to bad.. wish i was long it tho

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18518560

10 YR just dropped down to .593 from .685 last night after the pump.thing not looking good

>> No.18518567

>>18518539
Yes, you fucking autogynofag

>> No.18518568
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>>18518553
>when he samefags using his phone to look like more than one person

>> No.18518569

Time for puts on AMC?

>> No.18518570

>>18518545
Fuck off already you absolute shit poster.

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18518572

Dont worry bears, Dow is ending negative today.

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>>18518555
it's the sell signal.

>> No.18518577

>>18518560
>things not looking good
You don't say.

>> No.18518578

>>18518545
NOBODY CARES. MORAL CRUSADE OVER TO REDDIT IF YOU WANT UPVOTES.

>> No.18518580

>>18518511
Anytime. I've switched to daytrading options on the indices and I'm stacking paper while never taking the risk of my puts getting fucked overnight, cause I bought them around 10:30 AM (eastern) and sold them an hour later. You might wanna avoid swing trading it right now, we are really volatile and you could fuck yourself over.

>> No.18518581

TRNX fag was right. I'm already up.

>> No.18518582

>>18517952
Fpbp

>> No.18518583
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18518583

>>18518210
I’m betting on swing states that I think he’ll win. I’ll put the bulk of the money towards the entire election come September

>> No.18518587

>TFW lived through the time when we have Pump and Dump in stocks market, while bitcoin remain stable

>> No.18518590

Why is it always a tranny or some pedophile anime shit? Just post the coffee zone frog

>> No.18518592

Bought ACB puts, cannabis has been bleeding for awhile, hopefully this shut tanks before the 1st of next month

>> No.18518596

>>18518590
>pedophile anime shit
You don't belong here.

>> No.18518598

>>18518560
explain pls

>> No.18518602
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>>18518574
well, i hope so

>> No.18518603 [DELETED] 

>>18518555
did you play with Barbies as a kid?

>> No.18518606

>>18518587
Its basically being propped up by whales anticipating the halving though which is not priced in as many people seem to think

>> No.18518608

>>18518539
Of course not. That's why you've never heard of them and they trade for under a dollar.

>> No.18518610

>>18518570
>>18518578
Oh no the pedo faggots are angry, must've lost some money gambling their 3 figure networth

>> No.18518611

>>18518121
based and truthpilled

>> No.18518614

>>18518389
It‘s not crashing, it‘s just bouncing up and down like a retard.

>> No.18518615
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18518615

Bought puts at today’s highs, what a lovely day

>> No.18518616

>>18518590
You fucking retard tourist, gtfo.

>> No.18518618

>>18518598

People with actual money are piling into bonds for safety. This market is just Fed manipulation and memesters about to get left with the bags.

>> No.18518622
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>>18518560
* clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *

>> No.18518625
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boy I sure am glad I own TGTX

>> No.18518628
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>>18518555
Remember the best way to keep them out is with unironic racism.

>>18518574
This.

>> No.18518629

>>18518587
>we actually saw a bartshead graph on the dow

>> No.18518635

>>18517952
Fpbp. This statement is true. Other faganon is delusional

>> No.18518636

>>18518569
What happens if a company goes bankrupt but you hold their puts?

>> No.18518637

>>18518610
Jesus, fuck off.

>> No.18518638

>>18518590
Fuck off.

>> No.18518640
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18518640

What should I buy if I have a femdom fetish?

>> No.18518641

>>18518618
>People with actual money are piling into bonds for safety
Oh my sweet summer child

>> No.18518642
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18518642

>>18518610
That's a yikes from me.

>> No.18518643

>btc investors. experient in the Pump and Dump scheme , didn't fall for the cure manipulation and btc remain stable

>> No.18518649 [DELETED] 

>>18518596
Suck my dick, been here over a decade and never once went on the pedophile anime boards. Stay away from kids

>> No.18518650

is there anything realistically to buy right now since every dam thing is ATH besides oil?

>> No.18518654
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18518654

Just got off my ban. Janny said I'm on probation and can no longer use words like "nigger, kike, tranny, chink, faggot, and nigger".

>> No.18518657
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18518657

Should I invest in oil? How? I mean it can't stay this low forever, right?

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>>18518610

>> No.18518663

CAN AMD JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND GO UP LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>> No.18518665

>>18518650
did you just answer your own question because i think you did

>> No.18518668

>>18518640
https://www.ssga.com/us/en/individual/etfs/funds/spdr-ssga-gender-diversity-index-etf-she

>> No.18518669

>>18518643
>buy mrna and gild puts because their shit doesn't work
>both go up
Gr8

>> No.18518670

>>18518642

I saw chink porn, was surprised you didn't reply twice.

>> No.18518671

>>18518598
when investor thing stocks won't go up/ economic crisis coming, they buy bonds, which make the price drops
bonds market haven't been this low since forever

>> No.18518672

>>18518649
>been here a decade and still can't read board culture
Too bad autism is incurable, guess a bullet to your brain will work though.

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>>18518382

>> No.18518676

>>18518121
Based. Homos seething.

>> No.18518677

>>18518650
SQQQ

>> No.18518679

Anyone else bleeding dry on AKER? Not sure whether to hope for a long term rebound in a few months or get the fuck out now and accept my loss.

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>>18518657
wait until he finds out about the negative oil price theory

>> No.18518685

>>18518650
I bought some CCL and FUN today. I figure with the Saudis pumping money into CCL, it'll come back because dumb poor people love cruises. And FUN because Cedars is a good business and I can see socially distanced amusement parks working.

>> No.18518687

>>18518676
>>18518121Go back to fucking reddit.

>> No.18518689

>>18518663
Algos don't want to push it past its previous ATH
FUCK ALGOS
Some hedgefucks somewhere are manipulating the entire fucking market by themselves

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>I've been gradually selling off all morning
>sold more RTX at $65
>fully intend to buy more the moment it drops again
Today is fake and gay, Monday is red, RTX is still a good deal but I'll gargle my balls if it doesn't hit $64 again next week

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>>18518642
>The literature reports studied pedophiles have increased rates of lower IQs [58][59][60], shorter physical height [61][62][63], and non-righthandedness [54,58,60,64,65]. ...

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.18518695

>>18518432
>>18518424
>being so mad you reply to a single post twice
[email protected] faggots

>> No.18518696

>>18518513
>Some literally who biomeme company cured a turbocharged version of the common cold within like a few months after nobody could do it even with billions of dollars and decades of research.
Why people believe this shit is beyond comprehension.

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>>18518670
Here's your second reply retard.

>> No.18518699

>>18518587
>>18518618
>>18518650
Grab some popcorn and chill. Should be fun.

>>18518603
Does this legit ever happen? I've never heard of it actually happening. The only gay dude I know was a pretty normal guy growing up.

>> No.18518701

>>18518636
If shares get wiped out all options become worthless, best to execute or get rid of them during the bankruptcy proceeding when everyone is bailing out

>> No.18518704

>>18518691
she is so cute!

>> No.18518706

>>18518695
Suicide is the cure son.

>> No.18518707

>>18518692
Fucking based. Keep it up, Anon.

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>>18518654
Damn nigger the jannies must be a bunch of tranny kikes>>18518654

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18518709

This reminds me of a few threads on /k/ a while ago.

>> No.18518719

>>18518685
if this isnt bait you are the biggest retard who has ever existed

>> No.18518720

>>18518654
Based

>> No.18518724

>>18518622

based clack poster

>> No.18518727

>>18518650
Puts lmao. Short any stock that has rode the waves of the market tide despite having little value.

Like JCP, Ford, RTX, URGN and GILD

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>>18518654
I got banned from /tv/ for making a thread asking if black face could ever make a come back

>> No.18518734

>>18518649
You could be here since the start and still be the same unwanted unloved sperg. But you should at least know by now to keep your shit in your mouth.

>> No.18518738

>>18518432
>>18518637
>>18518662
Holy shit you zoomer newfags are seething so hard

>> No.18518744

TRNX IS .42 NOW! I HOPE YOU LISTENED

>> No.18518746

>>18518730
Did you put your phone in airplane mode and then repost the thread?

>> No.18518748

>>18518640
impreg >>>>>>>>>>>>> femdom
not the worst taste tho

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>>18518738
The only "zoomer newfag" here is you.

>> No.18518757

BAHAHAHAHHAHA BULLLS WHERE ARE YOU?????? IS THIS ALL?????

FUCK YOU!!!!! NOTHINGBURGER RALLY CANCELLED

>> No.18518758

>>18518744
Kill yourself

>> No.18518760

Why yes, I did go short soon after market open. How could you tell?

>> No.18518764

>>18518707
You're just as bad.

>> No.18518765

>>18518696
>literally who
They invented prep, basically cured aids

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do we buy??

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>>18518758
I'm making so much money

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>>18518190
>liking cute girls makes you a tranny

>> No.18518771

>>18518727
>RTX
>little value
Are you retarded? If you want to short defense, puts on Boeing. Raytheon is undervalued still, Boeing is a zombie corporation.

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>didn't get SPXU at 16

>> No.18518781

>>18518738
Please read the following since you still didn't get it yet.
Fuck. Off.

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God I can't wait till this nothingburger memeflu goes away and all bears kill themselves.

>> No.18518788

>>18518698

Thanks, i hope your suicide later today is quick & painless.

>> No.18518790

>>18518777
>>18518777
>>18518777
>>18518777
>>18518777
new bread

>> No.18518791

I've got $2k. Should I go LCI or SAVA?

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>sit on cash
>wait for years for proper entry point
>stocks slide
>greed, expect them to get lower
>miss the bottom
time to KMS
unless they come down again

>> No.18518794

>>18518719
Not bait.

>> No.18518796

>>18518748
Good taste. Don't forget to pick up some vanilla while you're at it.

>> No.18518803
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> Cantor et al. (2005), in their meta-analysis of IQ data in sex offenders, found not only that lower IQ between 90 and 95 was associated with sexual offending against children and with pedophilia specifically, but also that the younger the victim, the lower the IQ of the offender.

>> No.18518804

>>18518314
Don't buy Shell A. Buy Shell B. If you don't know why you'd want that particular one, Google the difference. And always do the opposite of /biz.

>> No.18518807

Why do people say selling a covered call means I'm bearish? I do it when I am modestly bullish on a stock and want to juice up my gains with overly bullish people's money.

>> No.18518808

>>18518768
>75,65 %
nice
you should cash out soon though, better cash out gains than hold out a heavy bag

>> No.18518809

>>18518771
i hate Boeing right now i made money from them and then lost it then next day. They swing way to fast.

>> No.18518813

>>18518640
source?

>> No.18518814

>>18518727
but premium are high as fck

>> No.18518819

What happened? I thought everything would be up 5% based on futures

>> No.18518825

>>18518788
>projecting
Great, I feel at ease knowing you want to die. Now go ahead with it.

>> No.18518833

>>18518808
im going to at .50 but i took some out nows to be safe

>> No.18518834

Everyone here just got pumped and dumped on, fuck off new fags and most importantly, fuck tripfags. Gilead is literally a nothing burger, you have to be in a severe condition to have the drug do anything.

>> No.18518840

>>18518696
>>Some literally who biomeme
not shocking coming from /biz/ but still you guys surprise me everyday.

>> No.18518848

>>18518819
pump was a fake news nothing burgers

>> No.18518851

>>18518833
How much have you made?

>> No.18518861

>>18518807
They're retarded, if you were really bearish you wouldn't be holding the stock at all

Covered calls are good for hedging against unexpected drops and capitalizing off of a slow moving or crab market

>> No.18518864

>>18518851
25k but actually 15 in my pocket the rest im going to see what happens

>> No.18518866

>>18518819
So far I've pieced together the following
>major companies are at all time highs
>even though corona will be cured and the economy reopened, there was still substantial snowballing economic damage
>large amounts of money are moving from stocks to bonds
>it is possible that large institutions are pumping the market so as to open shorts and liquidate

translation: There's weak confidence in this rally.

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>>18518796
based

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>>18518864
Best of luck my fren

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>>18518885
<3

>> No.18518907
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>TRNX

>> No.18518908

>>18517957
Thank you based anon

>> No.18518909

>>18518813
Some based nip artist on twitter drew it.

>> No.18518910

>>18518668
>gender-diversity-index-etf-she
lmao
It performs like the S&P, but consistently shittier

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threat secured

>> No.18518931

>>18518654
clearly based

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guys you are stranded

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I awaken

>> No.18518974

>>18518672
>>18518734
>tough guy talk
>from people who watch little kid cartoons
Yea nah

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>>18518672
> guess a bullet to your brain will work though

>> No.18518996

still a good time for GILD puts or has that ship sailed?

>> No.18519038

>>18518996
I bought at 1.39 for the 4/24 75 put but i think i was late

>> No.18519080

up +30%, lets see how deep it goes

>> No.18519091

RTX is gay as fuck. 5% daily swing if lucky. Max return of 1.5x for longs by eoy. Why is this shit pumped so hard here?

>> No.18519233

How high can TRNX go boys? Are you definitely selling before close?

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S&P 500 is barting again

>> No.18519379

>JPM up 6.7%
>DE up 3.8%
what the fuck is going on

>> No.18519399

>DE
i meant DB. haven't had my bean jews yet

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later poorfags, I'll see you on the moon

>> No.18519754

>>18519379
JPM is up because of the news of "potentially" reopening stuff. That will take the pressure off of their loans and mortgages.

>> No.18520051

MFA BROS
ITS TIME TO GO TO THE MOON

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