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>> No.18509293

that's not my new truck.

>> No.18509295
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18509295

BUY FUCKING SOXL, SPXL, TQQQ, FNGU, TECL right fucking now

>> No.18509298

who’s buying May 15th RTX calls tomorrow?

>> No.18509299

So is oil going up because some judge axed that big oil pipeline project ?

>> No.18509300
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18509300

T R N X
R
N
X

>> No.18509302
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>> No.18509303

Navy may have just found out 60% of young healthy people who test positive are asymptomatic. WE SUPER SPREADER NOW

>> No.18509306

>>18509293
Formerly baggies truck edition

>> No.18509308

>>18509295
>FNGU
Nah, not giving chinks money

>> No.18509315

>>18509275
what I want to know is; how the fuck are futures UP despite unemployment going up by millions more? Do they really think the raw power of CAPITALISM when the reopen the economy is just going to miraculously get rid of the virus? Are we just sacrificing more lambs to the Jewish Elder-Gods?

>> No.18509316

>>18509299

> oil going up, at .5% for hours

>> No.18509322
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All my longs went down or crabbed yesterday and I lost 1.6%

>> No.18509323

>>18509308
based but buy the other ones whichever you ethically align with the most

>> No.18509327

The bigger they are................

>> No.18509328

Honestly speaking what can possibly drop the market in terms of news? I'm speaking as a bear but thinking about it, barring 'no cure found' there is nothing outside a spate of bankruptcies that can drop the market. Its a clown market.

I'm rolling out my put to a call and I'm just going to buy calls.

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>>18508336
Regeneron is fucking nuts
I wish I would've committed more than one share at 380, but I'm glad I went inn hard at 430

>> No.18509339

>>18509322
this is what you get for being a weeb retard

>> No.18509343

Shares of Taronis Technologies Inc. TRNX, +109.09% more than doubled on massive trading volume Thursday, after the fuel generation and water decontamination company said it decided not to pursue a reverse stock split. The stock soared 124% in afternoon trading, but was still trading at just 25 cents. Trading in the stock exploded to 383 million shares, making the stock the most actively traded on major U.S. exchanges, and well above the full-day average of 23.0 million shares. Companies will often pursue reverse stocks splits, combining a specified number of shares into one share, to boost the stock price to meet the minimum listing requirement of a $1 stock price. But announcing a reverse split often leads to more selling, as it highlights the company's financial troubles, like what happened to Cheseapeake Energy Corp.'s stock CHK, -5.00% on Wednesday. "e have cleared all material indebtedness. We plan to retire the entire $3.5 million existing convertible preferred equity in the immediate future, and we expect to have little to no vendor and service provider liabilities going forward," said Chief Executive Scott Mahoney. "We have significant cash on hand at this time, and we intend to make this last for the foreseeable future." The company said it has been solicited for "a variety of potential strategic alternatives," and will entertain all options to maximize shareholder value. The stock has lost 91% over the past year, while the S&P 500 SPX, +0.58% has slipped 4.1%.

>> No.18509354
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18509354

Stonks only go up haha

>> No.18509358

>>18509303
bullish

>> No.18509360

>>18509303
Reminder to help the economy to COOF on a boomer
>they are no longer working, drain on social resources, no longer contribute tax revenue, free up their assets

>> No.18509367
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18509367

Baggies actual truck.

>> No.18509369

>>18509315
Stop thinking like that and think like a greedy boomer. The money is in Trumpbux they want you to put them in. Still the low number of stocks that get pumped extra high are making this appear to go up a lot more than what it would be if stocks like TSLA and MSFT behaved normally.

>> No.18509372
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18509372

Holding 1100 each in HLX and JCP. And 60 each in AMRN and CCL. How rich will i be in a month?

>> No.18509378

>>18509323
SOXL is safe for me, I think

>> No.18509381

Baggie is the people's trip fag!

>> No.18509391

>>18509275
No seriously, who is this ogre?

>> No.18509394

>>18509372
>JCP

Why do you and half the autists on here keep shilling that trash? at this rate /smg/ will own the company next month

>> No.18509395
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18509395

Get fucked retards

>> No.18509400
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18509400

What is the best way to short earnings reports? Should I just buy a short term put the day before or is it better to get a longer put earlier? I have reasons to believe Facebook is going to do worse than people think (independent of the coronavirus situation) and want to make some money with it.

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18509402

holy shit

>> No.18509405
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18509405

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES UP 3%!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18509407

>>18509354
>stonks
>le brrr maymay
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.18509411

>>18509394
>autists
You absolutely have to go back

>> No.18509424

>>18509395
Shhhhh don't tell them. This is definitely a real and natural growth of the market and they should definitely keep buying.

>> No.18509425

>>18509407
Are you OK, redd!t?

>> No.18509426
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Thanks to the bank Chad who recommended C this morning. I'm up a cool 6% may take a profit tomorrow, enough to pay my expenses for the month

>> No.18509428

>>18509315
There are reports that a drug from Gilead that already has a proven safety rating, which was originally targeted at Ebola though it was ineffective, is extremely effective against COVID-19.
As in, dropping death rates among ICU patients from 60-70% down to 10-15% and recovery rates from 6-8 weeks to a few days effective.

>> No.18509427

>>18509298
Might just buy some shares and sit on them for the rest of the year.

>> No.18509430

>>18509343
Odds of them making it to $1?

>> No.18509431

>>18509402
>people die in poor countries
Ok?

>> No.18509434

>>18509394
that's the idea yeah
when bezos comes he can grovel before us and beg for the majority share

>> No.18509435

>>18509405
I shorted apple. that's why.

>> No.18509439

>>18509402
literal wheres and whos
>nobody cares

>> No.18509443

>>18509354
Microsofts ATHs are 188 and they are now at 177. The meme has gone a bit to far.

>> No.18509447
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>>18509407
>he post a meme! I'll tell him to go back to reddiot!
>haha see? I'm one of you guys!

>> No.18509449
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>>18509328
Most dangerous thing I'm looking out for is REITs receiving the margin call of doom. Domestically there isn't much in near term. If, after the staggered reopening, there is a meaningful spike in covid cases sufficient to make government panic re-shutter, that'll drop it. However, balance of news feels to me like it's tipping over towards majority positive as stuff will start to enter the recovery process and the worst of it will seem to be over. Bad earnings from this quarter may be overlooked as a one time thing.

There will continue to be plenty of volatility though. Multi-percent drops on index are not over.

>> No.18509453

>>18509298
Dumb people?

>> No.18509454

>>18509395
Oh, so my 285p are gonna be okay, awesome.

>> No.18509467

>>18509439
>>18509431
hey... those are our south american frens.... stop being dickheads for 12 minutes. look at your self and please stop being such a selfish piece of shit for once in your life.

>> No.18509471

What I don't get about this thing with Gilead is literally 2 days ago the Chinese put the brakes on their joint study/trial with patients because it was seen as too dangerous or something. Now it comes out as being extremely effective?

>> No.18509473

>>18509395
Futures aren't seeing this.

>> No.18509474
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18509474

>tfw went all in on BA, RTX, and JCP

>> No.18509475
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18509475

>>18509447
Fuck off

>> No.18509477

>>18509467
Kill yourself, faggot. Has your chronic lung disease worsened? I bet you don’t even exercise, you’re done for lmao.

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>>18509443
>AMZN at ATH
>AMD nearly ATH
Everything is fine.

>> No.18509487

>>18509402
So what's the thinking there? What did they die from? Is the idea that many of those were corona deaths but not diagnosed as such?

>> No.18509492

>>18509428
yeah but there's been a dozen of these "miracle" drugs to pop up in the last month and all of them have fallen flat on their face for one reason or another. Is there any actual real reason why this is different? If its going to cost someone an arm and a leg to get it, they just wont bother.

>> No.18509494

>>18509473
Futures mean literally nothing and you would know that if you’ve been trading for more than 3 months.

>> No.18509498

>>18509467
I don’t care about spics
>tripfag
Oh, didn’t see. Filtered.

>> No.18509501
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18509501

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
DONALD TRUMP POSITIVE CORONAVIRUS
>DONALD TRUMP POSITIVE CORONAVIRUS
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/breaking-coronavirus-donald-trump-positive-test/

>> No.18509502

>>18509454
anon...

>> No.18509511
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18509511

bobo bruhs.......

>> No.18509513

>>18509367
Not bad bro

>> No.18509516

>>18509478
Stocks only go up you dumb fucking bear
You’re trying to fight the Fed? Enjoy your losses.

>> No.18509517

>>18509328
Think of it this way. Where else could you put your assets?
Real estate is tanking right now and it will likely get worse for the forseeable future.
Bonds have been utterly annihilated by Jerome (junk bond buyback + prolonged low interest rate)
Small business investment is imploding.
Bitcoin is too volatile and boomertarians will literally never be right about gold.
Where ELSE do you put your money except holding it in cash? And if you hold it in cash where will you eventually be able to put it?

>> No.18509518

>>18509477
i'm pretty sure i survived this shit, and no, you're not getting my blood. AB+ bitch. learn some things are just uhh great, but I'm missing Hannity. so kindly please not let your heart be troubled.

>> No.18509527

>>18509328
Merket jumped after hours because one company MAY have something. Will that MAYBE cure/treatment whatever be in hospitals across the nation? Will restaurants and bars and entertainment venues re-open and go on like nothing happened? Are new cases and deaths gonna drop off for good? Fuck. To. The No. Business as usual, act like this uptick didn't even happen.

Best case scenario? It climbs a little, maybe hits 290 by days end.
Worst case? This big gain goes away just as quickly as it arrived and people panic sell driving it further downwards.
Most likely? its gonna bounce around what its at currently and end the day maaaaaaybe a doller or so off what it is now. Up or down I can't say.

Monday though...Monday is gonna be bloody.

>> No.18509528

>>18509467
based Minnesota friendliness

>> No.18509532

>>18509402
yeah thousands were dying from corona the "confirmed" number is small because they dont have testing. people are literally dying in the streets there. corrupt politicians and hospitals, shit there is a mess

>> No.18509534
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18509534

>>18509501
(you)

>> No.18509538

>>18509395
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
YOU GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18509541
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>>18509516
Why are bulltards so mean? Are they insecure about their inflated stocks?

>> No.18509540

>>18509501
>not found
don't give me hope like that, anon. I really want Trump, Biden and all boomer leaders to drop dead from this.

>> No.18509543

>>18509517
>Real estate is tanking right now

Nope

>> No.18509552

>>18509494
It's hard to argue with an unemotional candle 4% high. If Ackman want to pump it he will without giving you a reason.

>> No.18509553

JCPCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!

4CHANNELERS WILL BUYOUT JCP AND TURN IT INTO A PERSONAL COUNTRY CLUB

>> No.18509554

>>18509474
RTX is good because war with China is on the horizon

>> No.18509558

>>18509327
the harder they pop...

>> No.18509566

>>18509395
Future are up 3% tard

>> No.18509568

How do you guys decide an exit strategy on a stock? Something simple, like exit after 10% gain?

>> No.18509569

>>18509395
lmao wtf

>> No.18509576
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>>18509553
*HENTAI PUBLISHER

>> No.18509578

>>18509511
Now observe as some dubious data from China sends it to limit up because that's all the algorithms know to do.

>> No.18509579

>>18509473
Futures are projected for June 20th

>> No.18509581

>>18509540
You are jealous of old men

>> No.18509582

>>18509400
Bump...cmon bros I’ll share my reasoning if you want it

>> No.18509583
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>>18509553
100 shares grants you entry and a mannequin wife

>> No.18509584

>>18509430
Well now that they've called off the R/S it's either hit 1.00 or sell the company to remain on the exchange.

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18509589

>>18509395

>> No.18509591

>>18509568
I wait until greed evaporates my gains then I beat my wife

>> No.18509594

>>18509569
at 8pm when aftermarket closes google just the price at the 4pm market close, it didn't actually drop

>> No.18509595

>2017 tacoma trd off road

calls have been printing but are getting expensive. who tf knows anymore. too cautious to buy calls or puts at this point. strangles for today and reassessing direction tomorrow

>> No.18509598
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>>18509315
Oh yeah anon it's definitely just the reptilians fattening up the cattle like Hansel and Gretel to the slaughterhouse.

The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

>> No.18509600

>>18509498
i hope you live a long life, and when you're 90 years old... some big black woman that weighs 400 pounds is the only person that checks in on you for a few days.... I also hope you witness everybody you care about die before you do. It sucks, but fuck you!

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>>18508083
yes, SYY is buyable

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>>18509553
the question is what do we do with it once we've acquired it?
i vote, and just give it some time to germinate....

INDOOR JUNKYARD

think about it...

>> No.18509618

>>18509609
fire up the ovens

>> No.18509623
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18509623

ALL ABOARD THE GAIN TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!

>> No.18509624

>>18509568
Never sell a good stock.

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>>18509609
we could also turn it into JC Pennystocks and sell physical pieces of paper that are vouchers for various biopharma stocks

>> No.18509636
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18509636

What’s /smg/ eating for dinner? Don’t forget about those physical gains too, frens. Also, fuck beartards. They got what they fucking deserve.

>> No.18509640

>>18509293
Doxxed

>> No.18509643
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18509643

This doesn't look so hot bros...

>> No.18509645

>>18509598
Looks like we're speedrunning 1929

>> No.18509650

Is the power of memes really enough to drive TSLA to 1000?

>> No.18509651
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>>18509541
There is still room on the rocket back to ATH, anon-kun

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>>18509636
Had salmon today.

>> No.18509656

>>18509636
beef stroganoff, wasn't as good as i remembered

>> No.18509660

>>18509584
What else do you know about them i.e. I dont doubt that there's a desire to get to $1, but it looks like they've been eating shit for a year so why should they change now?

>> No.18509664

>>18509624
Why not? And what's a good stock to you?

>> No.18509668

>>18509645
>speed running an economic crisis
Truly, the memes have been woven into the fabric of reality at this point.

>> No.18509669

>>18509568
Just sell when it falls below its 200 day moving average if you're unsure

>> No.18509672

>>18509636
hand battered chicken, collard greens, watermelon salad.

>> No.18509676

>>18509609
>INDOOR JUNKYARD
It kind of already is.
Not that I didn't buy yesterday...one of only a few green stonks I had today in fact.

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>>18509645
>Looks like we're speedrunning 1929
That's one perspective

>> No.18509680

>>18509598
thanks for your moneys

>> No.18509681

>>18509664
If the stock is going up, don't sell it. Set a stop loss to lock in profit. If the stock is going down, THEN sell it instead of ruining yourself (but really just let the stop loss do its job).

>> No.18509684

>>18509651
I bought SOXL calls today but sold them at a small loss because we just crabbed. If I buy calls, I know it'll just crash.

>> No.18509683

>>18509583
awkward boner

>> No.18509687

For those who missed the dip but still want to get something cheap oil, airplanes, and Defense stocks are sitting at all or near all time lows.

>> No.18509697

>>18509636
you over cooked the shrimp, and im sorry... hunting, fishing, and growing are the 3 things I like more than cooking.

>> No.18509705

>missed the Defense industry firesale
FUCK ME

>> No.18509706

>>18509598
You should be comparing this to markets during previous pandemics, not the depression and recession.
Both of those were because of systemic problems in the stock market itself or because of poor banking practices made worse by government intervention. Neither of which apply here.
Not to say that this rally isn't ridiculous but still, the differences matter.

>> No.18509709

>>18509428
>>18509428
115ish patients and the chinese already tried it and passed on it more hope pumping. powell already said monetary policy is just controlling social unrest, not staving off any downturn, why do u think ANY drug getting media attention of all things is legit? where was the take off on gilead when insiders found out about it?

>> No.18509710

>>18509687
airlines are a great buy right now. I've got 100 shares of JBLU and 80 AAL, picked up near the bottom.

>> No.18509724

>>18509697
>you over cooked the shrimp

Those are chicken thighs, tripfaggot.

>> No.18509725

>>18509678
Based

>> No.18509726
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18509726

anyone help me understand this? couldn't i just buy these options, exercise immediately and turn around and make $1,000?

>> No.18509732

>>18509609
Kek

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB ANON CONGRATS YOU ARE NOW CEO OF JCP

>> No.18509733
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18509733

So what’s this pump about again?

>> No.18509739

lol, they announced this half assed opening news pre Friday anticipating dump, to provide extra support for Jerome

>> No.18509740

>>18509733
setting up nice short positions

>> No.18509744

>>18509598
When are you 22 year old boomers gonna figure out that just superimposing one chart over another one is meaningless? What happened in 1929, 1987, 1981, 1893, 2008, etc. doesn't mean jack shit to what's happening in 2020. Different numbers, diametrically opposed circumstances and leadership, new tools, different fed mindset, information technology facilitating much more rapid dissemination of market data and outcomes. And so on. Stop trying to predict the future by looking to the past or STAY POOR

>> No.18509759

Should I put $1000 into KO or T?

>> No.18509760

>>18509726
Just walk away.

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>>18509300
anons I may buy some of this just for you guys tomorrow. plus it's cheap.

>> No.18509771

>>18509678
That perspective is even more frightening.

>> No.18509773

>>18509744
Ask me exactly how I know you have a 5 figure account, kek.

>> No.18509774

>>18509660
Well from the article they're looking to sell the company. So either way (hit 1.00 or via sale news) I'll make money. After that 1.00 sell order is hit I don't much care to be honest.

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>>18509726

>> No.18509778

>>18509759
Put it all into NET and then just sit for a while. Thank me later.

>> No.18509781

>>18509759
T

>> No.18509785

>>18509598
Where's the 1987 line?

>> No.18509787

>>18509726
i guess i missed the part where you buy back, but still, you buy back at $12.06 x 100 = $1,206. So you just made $100

>> No.18509788 [DELETED] 

>>18509726
BANKERS AND JEWS HATE HIM
one weird trick to btfo wall street

>> No.18509790
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18509790

Your days are numbered.

>> No.18509791

Bears really need to leave /cvg/ its not good for trading reading schizo doomers larping about the end of the world.

>> No.18509792

>>18509759
JBLU

>> No.18509793

>>18509773
>Ask me exactly how I know you have a 5 figure account, kek.
How much you wanna bet I don't? I'll write a smart contract now for 100 ETH that says I do not in fact have a 5 figure account. Ready to sign?

>> No.18509794

>>18509774
Why do you think selling the company would bump the share price?

>> No.18509803

>>18509733
i said the same thing. read the news story theres nothing to get excited about. also if remdesivir has been used for the last 2 months throughout the whole world so if it worked that well we would have already known. it doesnt. hydroxychloroquinine works better this is already confirmed. and its cheaper

>> No.18509813
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18509813

Dow never under 22k again

>> No.18509814

>>18509733
People buy a rumor and the the robots buy the mentions on twitter regardless of context. It won't go down because the robots have found a trendline now and they will never let go.

>> No.18509818

>>18509773
all of your posts ITT have been IQ. begone retard

>> No.18509822

>>18509759
wait a couple weeks for the next panic sell drop down. we havent hit bottom, reality of post-virus life hasnt hit people

>> No.18509824

>>18509788
Thread was doing just fine without the antisemitism. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.18509827

>>18509818
*low IQ

>> No.18509831

>>18509793
>anon loses 100 ETH because shitposterkun in fact has a 4 figure account

>> No.18509837

>>18509787
the option price doesn't change after close to reflect aftermarket price, so the buy back price of that put at that premium would be 12.93, the premium will change at tomorrow at open

>> No.18509838
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What do I do bros? I shorted resorts and airlines on 7x leverage but they kept going up

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>>18509733
I thought it was about the reopening plans?

>> No.18509843

>>18509568
I have a retard level investment strat with stoploss at purchase price for anything, short/long. I will manually override a long stoploss and let it be if necessary.

For short term, I sell at anything above 10% sometimes lower depending on situation.
For long, I hodl with diamond hands because I choose my longs carefully.

>> No.18509852

>>18509822
I only started investing a week ago.. I'm kicking myself in the ass for missing $37 KO

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>>18509837
ah that makes sense, thanks

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>>18509838
>bobos are this dumb

>> No.18509861

>>18509838
just pay for the margin call with your credit card

>> No.18509862

>>18509831
come on brah I'm trying to make 100 ether here

>> No.18509863

>>18509636
Rice, chickpeas and black beans. Made a nice mash to give it a lot of flavor.

Gave up meat permanently recently and as much as I've never been a big meat eater to begin with that meal of yours does look good.

>> No.18509865

>>18509822
as i said last time the next real 'unknown' is in the states which will be prematurely reopening under the new guidelines. watch a few days after their reopening for possible case rise - if it does (and it likely will) it will reset their timer and will make algo headlines

>> No.18509874

>>18509842
If it was the reopening plans all stocks would pump not just Gilead, Microsoft and Tesla. This is more of the same.

>> No.18509879

>>18509733
memetastic zerohedge talking like it cares about longs

>> No.18509880

>>18509863
>giving up meat
why are you so dumb?

>> No.18509882

>>18509794
Company A says - ok we'll buy you for $2 per share. The company being bought is only $1 a share. You own stock in the company being bought. Double the Profit for you. or the news alone will cause people to jump in cause hey free money on the way.

>> No.18509886

>>18509744
YOU DONT GET IT
This is the end. I liquidated EVERYTHING

>>18509706
>>18509785
I didn't make them, the one from the top is made by an anon on biz who updates periodically. The other one was from TheStreet.com

>>18509771
>>18509744
>>18509706
they're just interesting charts, gives perspective

I don't pretend to have ANY Idea what happens next.

>> No.18509894

>>18509275
Finna drop $1000 on TRX tomorrow, what’s the chance of it being bearish?

>> No.18509896

>>18509843
For me I'm just having a hard time deciding what to hold long vs short. stocks like AAL, CCL, not sure if I was to hold those long term like RTX or MSFT

>> No.18509897

>>18509863
>giving up meat rather than doubling down on it
Never gonna make it bra
Beans, lentils, chickpeas, and all other reasonable substitute for the high-protein content of meat contain phytoacids which make nutriments less bioavailable (up to 25-35%) on top of your lack of vitamins, notably B12, not to mention they make you fart.
Plus, meat tastes great.

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18509899

>stocks
>futures
>everything

>> No.18509902

>>18509395
Tomorrow will be brutal

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YOU STUPID

>> No.18509911

>>18509894
Trnx*

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>>18509874
>If it was the reopening plans all stocks would pump
they have. futures are up nearly 900 points. Man you are special.

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18509916

I just sort of forgot that I'm gay and piss the bed every night. Bullish or bearish? How do I profit off of this rediscovered identity?

>> No.18509920

>>18509897
take multivitamins with only 100% of daily needed values dummy

>> No.18509921

fucking chevron way up after hours wtf is going on

>> No.18509923

Beartards are no different than hooked nose kikes. Fuck them for betting against America and their fellow countrymen. I'm glad they will become financially ruined tomorrow.

>> No.18509924

>>18509880
Was never a big meat eater to begin with is all. Besides a slight craving every now and then I'm glad I did. Really saving a lot of money on this. grocery budget is now less than half of what it was before.

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>>18509426
That anon was me bro happy someone made it. bought GILD calls at close that turned out fucking nice

>> No.18509937

>>18509724
oh. my bad... sorry.... im a little drunk, but I get these 8-9 count shrimp that are like 8 or 9 shrimp and it's a pound. they're fucking mini lobster tails, i usually stuff them, but they're the greatest shrimp cocktail you'll ever have. I think ima pull all the shell off and skewer them marinate in like a ceasar with some lemon anchovie egg yolk garlic bag... let them soak for at least 12 hours maybe a full 24, and then just skewer them and grill... some parmasean or what ever.on a bed of arugula to give it that peppery taste. needs like a raw onion flavor.... a sweet bitter... wow... i'm looking for sweet.... hmmm it needs a carbohydrate.... usually the stuffing it creates the sweetness when it interacts with the enzymes in the saliva... Uhhh... serve it with a cold glass of Coca-Cola and choice of alcohol. If you prefer pepsi you can fuck right off.

>> No.18509940

Bears I'm sorry but you should have seen this coming in this clown market. I'm not either I'll go either way thats making money for me, and weve been green all week

that being said im selling all my calls tommorow

>> No.18509956

https://www.newsweek.com/remdesivir-shows-promise-coronavirus-treatment-nearly-all-patients-trial-released-within-week-1498429


https://fortune.com/2020/04/16/gilead-stock-coronavirus-remdesivir-drug-treatment-symptoms-recoverycovid-19-gild-sciences/

is Gilead a bull trap?

>> No.18509964

>>18509916
Friendly reminder than all homosexual men are pedophiles.

>> No.18509968

>>18509921
Oil is up like 30%

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>>18509903

all it has to do is last until open tomorrow

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18509975

get hats ready
the 2800 party happened very quickly, but the 2900 party is a possibility

>> No.18509976

>>18509916
if you piss the bed every night... how often do you change the sheets? I mean you can't just not clean the bed, and sleep in piss sheets... don't you remind your self that you pee the bed every time you change the bed in the morning? Don't you make the bed?

>> No.18509982

>DOW futures rocket on a rumor that a cute MIGHT be showing effectiveness
Bobo is going to be fucking annihilated soon

>> No.18509984

>>18509733
Wow, its almost like it was fake news, just like I've been saying the past few hours. Get fucked bulls.

>> No.18509996

>>18509982
Any idiot who stays strictly in a one way sentiment gets what they deserve

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>>18509968
bro what

>>18509982
a cute is always effective

>> No.18510005

>>18509982

its a couple things. that, trump talking about reopening the economy, AND boeing announced they are restarting plane production

all of that in a few hour timeframe

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this is the ogre in the op btw

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18510010

Well, did you?

>> No.18510013

>>18509956
>is Gilead a bull trap?
P&D

>> No.18510014

You have to be retarded to understand and play the market. There is no logical reason for what it does. It runs purely on emotions, cope, and moronic hopium.

Congrats if you can make money on this, this was the only thing you could be successful at.

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>>18509975
I ordered the 3k hats

>> No.18510023

This redemsavir pump has to be peak delusion. Holy shit, investors have sub 80 IQ. I'm literally to smart for this.

>> No.18510030

>>18510023
>I'm literally to smart for this.
>to
Yep, you fit right in.

>> No.18510033

>>18509303
Link?

>> No.18510041

>>18509968
no...its still hovering at $20

>> No.18510044

>>18509923
25% unemployment and mass small business bankruptcy are going to happen either way. A weighted die doesn't require someone betting on it to fall where's it's rigged, stocks don't require people shorting on them to drop in this überrecession.

What's sad is that market sentiment has changed from "stocks are dropping until good news comes" to "stocks are rising until bad news comes". The inevitable 3 - 4 quarters of economic inactivity are simply going to be ignored until they actually hit. People want to 'see it to believe it', which is odd, because by any reasonable (non-WH propaganda) standard we're seeing it in the distance already.

>>18509976
I wash them every day stop talking about it I just wanted to attention whore for a second.

>> No.18510048

>>18509964
i need help...
>19 years old
>tells liberals to fuck off
>never stopped
++++++++++++
>flash forward can I do that in green text is it allowed?
>why am i self questioning every fucking screw up that isn't a screw up?
>I could write a book eventually
>where i was going was uhh pedophiles.
>catholic churches are racist
>catholic churches are not only racist but also pedophiles
>4chan doubles down, yes... but all I get is...
>?authority what do you want for goals? what are your dreams? are you making your life better every day?
>call me a jackass, but I have done so many mistakes... I wish I learned from other peoples mistakes. I might not have made so many.

>> No.18510050

>>18509920
All scientific evidence point to multivitamins not having the same effect as dietary and increasing risk of death (part of this is because of chiralty differences), moreover they're unregulated and typically contain significantly higher dosage than shown on the label (to account for extremely fast deterioration, which is another issue: by the time you're buying a vitamin box, the vitamin content in the pills will have mostly depleted).
In other words no, multivits do not cut it. But you're on /stock market gambling/, might as well put your life on the line as well you gambling addict.

>> No.18510059

>>18510044
have you ever tried to use a cathater?

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>>18510030
>the absolute state of newfags

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18510067

what kind of noises does mnuchin's wife make when he fucks her?

>> No.18510082

>>18510067
*brrrrrrr*

>> No.18510085

>>18510059
>have you ever tried to use a cathater?

Why would I? It's just damp sheets. Wash them and get over with it. Damn.

>> No.18510088

>>18510067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg

>> No.18510091

>>18510065
Um, to uché

>> No.18510092

>>18510067
Fakest blonde hair I've ever seen, looks like the color of a fucking banana.

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WE'RE ON PACE TO LIMIT UP THE FUTURES

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>>18510014
bro making money on the stock market is the easiest thing in the world
just buy stocks
people only lose money on the stock market when they try and get too clever, or when they get too cocky.

>> No.18510106

>>18510067
wait is that her or ivanka?

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>>18510048
Baggie stop taking alcohol with your meddies. You gotta drink water.

>> No.18510112

>>18510014
You can't even make money if all the action is decided in the aftermarket. Congrats if you bought calls that we would open 4% higher but that's a position only a gambler would take.

>> No.18510117

>>18509395
Holy fuck

>> No.18510120

>>18510067
That’s a mommy right there.

>> No.18510122
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18510122

>a report by Adam Feuerstein, best known for doing the bidding of one or more hedge fund clients

>> No.18510139

Can we PLEASEEEEEEEEE let Boeing fail? I'm so fucking sick of their incompetence

>> No.18510141

>>18510112

if you're not gambling then settle for the ~10% you can make in the s&p and get out of /smg/

>> No.18510143

>>18509372
AMRN is looking likely to win their appeal which should push the stock back up to around $20.

t. $20 average bagholder.

>> No.18510145

>>18510122
I want to believe but this looks like zerohedge

>> No.18510152

>>18510122
Do hedge funds shill FUD in /smg/?

>> No.18510153
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18510153

THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18510154

>>18510122
>Feuerstein

Always.

>> No.18510169

excuse me, I have a question about options

>> No.18510171

>>18509940
enjoy the profits anon

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>>18510048
mr bags you have a very ""interesting"" way of green text posting

>>18510122
is tiwtter going to give this guy his account back now that he's all but proven right about the wuhan biolab

>>18510139
I agree but unfortunately they'll get bailed out

>> No.18510173

>>18510044
anon, thats the super pro trump retard troll who frequents these threads, I'm not a lefty, but he's a total fucking knuckle dragging retard

>> No.18510174

>>18510085
it's you pissing your pants in your dreams....

I've had these lucid dreams... I've done so many drugs... so many experiences... Im just trying to make my country my people great.... I need to tone down my racism... I know liberals are first to help and first to protest for a reason... after studying the brain it's easy to understand these responses... i've read all of the bagavadgita the bible, i need to look into the quran just for ammo to load up on ... never stop learning... there is never an opportunity you can't benefit from or learn from.... but if you piss the bed everynight. what ever... I used to pee the bed... i remember i was like 4 or 5 years old... and i woke up could have went to the bathroom... but i pissed the bed... i woke up... i just pee'd.

>> No.18510180

How fucked are my BA puts?

>> No.18510182

>>18510141
Amen.

>> No.18510183
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18510183

OH NO NNO NIOOOO

I FORGOT TO LONG MATCH GROUP!!!

>(source)--Government coronavirus expert Dr. Anthony Fauci says that heartsick isolationists can hook up with asymptomatic Tinder matches in real life — but, like love, it involves some risk.

>The 79-year-old immunologist dropped the unorthodox dating tip in a Tuesday interview on Snapchat’s “Good Luck America.”

>Toward the end of the taped segment, Fauci was asked: “If you’re swiping on a dating app like Tinder, or Bumble or Grindr, and you match with someone that you think is hot, and you’re just kind of like, ‘Maybe it’s fine if this one stranger comes over.’ What do you say to that person?”

>“You know that’s tough,” replied the befuddled National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director to the curveball. “Because that’s what’s called relative risk.”

>"If you’re willing to take a risk — and you know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks — you could figure out if you want to meet somebody. If you want to go a little bit more intimate, well, then that’s your choice regarding a risk.”

>>18510092
>mnuchin is into bimboification
I believe it

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>>18510105
>people only lose money on the stock market when they try and get too clever, or when they get too cocky.

>> No.18510187

>>18510169
don't

>> No.18510190

>>18509896
I'm not buying the bull-shit for a second.
I'm just playing the short game now and have my eyes glued to the ticker, waiting for bubbles or dips to buy into volatile meme shit.

Will focus on my longs on the next correction, once reality sets in.

For short term, looking at BA, DAL, AAL to pump. They're not going anywhere because USG blessed them for now. Waiting for TSLA memeshit to pop to get on zoomer bandwagon, and AMZ to calm down a little, but AMZ is meme king.

For long term, waiting for oil news to cool down and reality to set in to dump some into RDS, XOM, maybe MRO. Waiting for a nice dip on defense industry, my favorite sector (muh RTX meme), and may not see for a while. Waiting for a dip to buy into NET. and AKAM and AMZ to some extent. Looking at a bunch of other tech and some other industries, but still a lot of homework

We're still in the middle of the welfare ops, so things looking nice and green. Let the well run dry and summer begin with meme level unemployment.keep in mind, majority of /biz/ can only think one day ahead because they're gambling their 1200 neetbux

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>>18510009
did you connect?

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>>18510153
His VA died today.

>> No.18510203

>>18509935
I asked you earlier what service is that? love the minimalist ui

>> No.18510207

>>18510174
hey baggie post a side profile of your nose so we know you aren't jewish

>> No.18510208

>>18510152
Yes. Some of us are actually millionaires.

>> No.18510209

>>18510203
it unironically looks like robinhood in a browser

>> No.18510215

>>18510085
>>18510174
I made a decision to pee the bed that morning... I did have a bad dream. I was so young, i was scared of things grabing me from under the bed. but beyond that... I woke up and didn't want to get out of bed that morning... I just can't understand what you need to get you further in life... this is a constant problem. Please change your self.

>> No.18510218

>>18509935
>bought GILD calls at close ...

- 20% tomorrow morning. Omae wa mou shinderu.

>> No.18510219

>>18510139
dude thats never going to happen, they manufacture our military jets

>> No.18510224
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2880, printer go brrrrttt.
Market go up up up.

>> No.18510234

>>18509935
You're gonna get fucked so hard holding onto financials.

>> No.18510251

>>18510183
>The 79-year-old

Fuck, I didn't think he was that old.

>> No.18510252

>>18510180
I'd sell right at open and take any money you can

>> No.18510253

whether the report is true or not, we are making history here. people gonna loose a lot of money, other they will gain beyond their wildest dream

>so what do you think /smg/ are (((they))) trying to get us one last time before the recession ? or the virus is truly a nothing burger now?

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18510258

I mean what the fuck.

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18510262

>up $150k on tesla calls and oil
i'm going to get out of this clown market either rich as fuck or hanging dead

>> No.18510264

>>18510193
you just KNOW

>> No.18510266

>>18510234

hoping to exit my only bank tomorrow in the green.

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>>18509964
Friendly reminder that all heterosexual men are ephebophiles.

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>>18510215
Jesus christ lmao. Never change bagster.

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>>18510253
the virus was something but the market is proving that it doesn't care about dying boomers
>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK THE CCP
>FUCK BOOMERS

>> No.18510286

>>18510258

> spamming shooops

bear please

>> No.18510291

>>18509935
>the suicide portfolio

>> No.18510294

>>18510183
>banging a nurse I met on tinder while all of this is going on

how much risk am I taking

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>>18510215
this post should have just been
>I made a decision to pee the bed that morning... [...]... this is a constant problem. Please change your self.

>>18510253
we still need to hit CB3
up or down, I do not care
the prophecy will be fulfilled

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>>18510207
Shoot you said side not up... hope this proves innocent. I'm not a jew.

>> No.18510307

>>18510253
Jews gonna jew, theyre playing it both ways right now to make as much money as they can before the bubble pops and they short it the whole way down

>> No.18510314

>>18510105
Logically we haven't even crashed at all. We have been in a delusional mad bull run for multiple years exactly because of emotion driven retards like yourself. Yet this """"crash"""" couldn't even correct the past few years of pure idiocy. There is literally no reason for this market go up at this rate. You cant even call this a crash, it is barely even a correction at this point. The markets are made for idiots, plain and simple. The only thing that drives it is emotion and whatever the thoughts of sub 60iq niggers are.

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>>18510294
>can't capitalize and punctuate his sentences

How did you convince a nurse to fuck you? I bet she's just a LVN.

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>>18510304
hey baggie post a side profile of your feet so we know you aren't jewish

>>18510294
that's extreme risk in like 3 different ways
is she brown?

>> No.18510342

>>18510328
how the hell did I get a rainbow when i took the picture of me holding the latest copy of jewish leader? oh yeah i paid extra for that bathroom.

>> No.18510355

>>18510324
>>18510328
she is white, and idk what you mean bro just send a snapchat of white claws or something and say down to finish these with me? invite her over and fuck. pretty simple

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>>18510283
>>FUCK CHINA
>>FUCK THE CCP
>>FUCK BOOMERS
BASED

>> No.18510356

>>18510328
i look bad... i can't get a hair cut, for like 3 week's i've been thinking about just shaving to bald... hair iis a pain in the ass.

>> No.18510361

>>18510304
Fuck you make me look handsome

>> No.18510364
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LMAO people are jumping on Dr. Oz on twitter for saying opening schools would cost us "only" 2-3% of total mortality, and it's a good risk/reward.

>Dr. Oz just made the argument that we should reopen schools because *only* 2-3% of kids will die.

They don't realize that doesn't mean 2-3% of total... so that's everyone. Children seem to be unharmed for whatever reason. Though maybe we'll find out otherwise in a few years.

>>18510258
needs some volume for context

>>18510280
OK now this is based

>>18510294
1000% risk
if she's willing to risk hooking up with you and infecting her patients, well she's not gonna give a fuck about getting infected by her patients and giving it to you.

>> No.18510365

>>18510314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbvgvlMRUI

I'm holding stocks
I'm buying stocks
I'm not panicking or FOMOing or thinking that I can guess which direction the market is going to move each day
you're the one who has decided that the market is delusional, and the things you're posting imply that you're the one getting emotional ;^)

>> No.18510367

Which oil stock for fat long term gains and dividends?

>> No.18510369

>Schiff gets BTFO so hard he can't recover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT32GoZNCaw

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Aah...the second liter of coffee today. I put Bailey's in this one.

>> No.18510374

how smart or dumb would it be to long QQQ at 218 right now?

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>>18510342
Mr. Vice President?

>> No.18510381

>>18510139
Boeing is a USG contractor, not going anywhere
the trash management makes me nervous, wherever they end up after all this

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>>18510370
fucking based
I've been doing that too, with some whiskey sometimes

>> No.18510387

>>18510367
XOM is powered by the ghost of John Rockefeller.

>> No.18510389

>>18510283
duke of based, lord of redpill

>> No.18510390

>>18510314
No we really did get to pre-Corona fair value, but it lasted a whole day. Dow fair value just before Corona, 19500, with? Honestly, anyone's guess how much lower than that.

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>>18509733
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Damn it, I should have bought more than 12k worth of stocks this week.

>> No.18510410

>>18510361
what ever... i got the rainbow.... i'm not a photographer i need a friend to take the picture. but my paintings... wait... i'm a fucking piece of shit. i think i'm an asshole. i dunno. fuck it... other assholes like me.

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>>18510356
grow the hair long
I'm already at my shoulders

>>18510355
is this your first nurse

>>18510370
I don't have any Baileys :(

>> No.18510417

>>18510381
they're literally a reincarnation of McDonnell Douglas

>> No.18510421

China GDP -6.8%
Bears BTFO again
We ATH soon!!!!

>> No.18510425

>>18510402
I regret not going all in with margin

>> No.18510428

>>18510402
listen... im 100% teaparty... trump is fucking up! I am not encouraging this! God forbid the law abiding people break the law.... even when the law is unjust.

>> No.18510432

>>18510411
idk think I hooked up with a nurse or rad tech in the past

>> No.18510445

>>18509395

Fake and gay

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>>18510005
>fake news about treatment
>Trump not actually opening anything up, up to governors
>Boeing "restarting" some factories despite no plane order
BULLISH TO THE MOON PRICED IN!

>> No.18510453

I just need tomorrow to open green so my strangles make bank (if prices stay at current after market, I've made at least 900% on my IYR calls I bought at EOD). My puts are worthless but the calls should cover all my losses from the last 2 weeks.

>> No.18510455

>>18510365
>Market goes up 75% in 5 years?
>Good time to buy
>Real growth
>No think only buy
>Shut down a third of the GLOBAL economy
>Only goes down 35% and instantly sky rockets back?
>Good time to buy
>No think only buy
Epic.

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for me, i buy ETFs based on how closely they sound to the word NIGGER:
JNUG
NRGU
BLOK
then i sit back like a plantation owner and watch my niggers work the cotton fields

>> No.18510461

LOOKS LIKE LIMIT UP KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

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>>18510457
Based, BUT, you're missing a trick: private prison stocks. GEO, etc. Literally profit off blacks making license plates for $0.10/hr.

>> No.18510478

AHAHAHHAHA IMAGINE BEING A BEAR AHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BETTING AGAINST THE STRONGEST COUNTRY ON EARTH AHHAHAHAHAHAA KYS PLEASE!!!

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Is it over are we gonna get pumped to the moon? Should I have held my American oil positions in the morning?

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>>18510468
thanks fren, great tip!

>> No.18510485

I think these are over reaches in the name of NATIONAL SECURITY!
listen, the death's as a total per capita aren't even anything different than what we've seen in the past, and our readiness level was ok, we went to defcon 5 almost but we stayed back... take it from me. I have an uncle who works security at a nuclear power plant. call me Bart Simpson's cousin... Dude tells me there are only 5 people in this state that can run this reactor if it melts down. if we lose all of those 5 people the melt down is worse than the virus just culling weak people... okk don't go after my uncles job... please don't he's got a son and wife, his wifes parents live with him... please don't go after my uncle...

>> No.18510488

>>18510367

chevron and oneok

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>>18510355
>idk
>what you mean
>bro
>snapchat
>white claws
>or something
>down to finish these with me?
>and fuck.
>pretty simple

I find it quite amazing that every other word in your post irradiated a gleam of stupidity that tipped me off to your low IQ. Perhaps that's why she fucked you — you're stupid. Some girls get off to guys like that.

How was the fuck? And why the hell is someone like you trading stocks?

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Oil climbing after hours.

>> No.18510502

>>18510122
This was obvious, did you not hear the claims? If they were remotely true they wouldn't be isolated to this one location, it would be fucking everywhere. They are claiming every patient that received a dose left the hospital healthy in days time, but this is only from 1 site where testing is being done? Riiiiiiight. Oh and where was the site?
> University of Chicago
Because neither universities nor Chicago are known for widespread corruption at fucking all.

>> No.18510506

this is a cup check on the president... and he got hit in the balls, and wasn't wearing his cup. non of yuou play sports.

>> No.18510509

>>18510421
can't tell if this is sarcasm. They came in below expectations at least according to bloomberg.

>> No.18510517

>>18510314
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LOSER LOL PLEASE KYS RIGHT NOW

>> No.18510523

>>18510519
>>18510519

>>18510519
>>18510519

>>18510519
>>18510519
>>18510519

stocks

>>18510519
>>18510519

>>18510519
>>18510519

>> No.18510524

>>18510499
>oil still below $20
lmao
the markets have collectively taken LSD and are soaring high and little more than rumor, hopes, and dreams

>> No.18510532

>>18510506
wait the president... is so upset with congress not passing anybody for 2 years? nothing gets through fillibusters left and right, pelosi rips up the speach... what about that kid who's great grandfather was a tuskeegee airman... sorry nancy. we hate you. can i post my favorite stock yet?

>> No.18510550

>>18510390
This is what I mean, the market is simply driven by idiotic emotional niggers.

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>>18510493
He just knows his hoes.

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>>18510455
I 100% agree with you, but it's not us determining the prices... this entire game is set up so the big boys collude to screw the little guy

>> No.18510580

>>18509706

Things is the pandemic led to all of the instability and circumstances that in the past would have warranted a crash and recession. This time around however we had unprecedented central bank intervention and the Trump pump

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>>18510193

>> No.18510695

>>18509584
What happens if no one wants to buy the company?

>> No.18510716

How come higher put options increase the vix so much more than an increase in price/volume of call options?

>> No.18510738

>>18509744

So what your saying is due to advances... stocks only go up

>> No.18510765

>>18509814

We should really find a way to mass accounts on fb/twtr/rddt and manipulate these sentiment bots

>> No.18510780

>>18509842

The reopening plans were nothing new though and don't really mean anything

>> No.18510860

>>18509984

Doesn't even matter if it is fake at this point and revealed to be completely fake an hour dropping. Any excuse to pump it

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>>18510738
>So what your saying is due to advances... stocks only go up
We've actually been in a bull market for 200 years. What I'm saying is that even the brief downturns we have had will in the future be
much shorter and paradoxically harder to take advantage of. Trying to time the bottom will be practically impossible things will be happening so fast. Just look at the last 2 months. Multiply that times 10 and you'll see what the market will look like for every downward blip for the next 200 years

>> No.18510927

>>18510067

Literally none

>> No.18511034

>>18510524
https://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?p=d1&t=CL

futures show 26 oil for tomorrow

>> No.18511042

>>18510122

Strange. Statnews had a remdesivir pump article exactly 1 month ago - March 16th.

>> No.18511083

>>18511034
>tomorrow
that's for a month away..

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>>18509426
>>18509935
What pattern is this?

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>>18509824
>Enjoy your ban.
Clean it the fuck up, janny.

>> No.18511325

>>18510143
Where did you read that? Last I heard they were looking to lose

>> No.18511610

>>18510050
Watch can we eat to starve cancer.

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>>18511325
The appeal, they already lost the trial.

It's from this guy on twitter, he's just a typical stock boomer but he always seems to make pretty good picks and have inside info. I've also seen some other longform boomer shit on investorshub suggesting that the legal precedence the trial was decided upon was faulty, and that supreme court appeals tend to handle IP a lot differently than state courts (AMRN trial was state of arizona)