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/smg/ - stock market general Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:50:36 2020 No.18507238 [Reply] [Original]

you guys seriously aren't buying AH right? edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words
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>Risk management
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>Bloomberg stream
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>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:51:51 2020 No.18507268 >NEW GUIDELINES ARE IN EFFECT NOW ITS OVER.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:05 2020 No.18507272 First for welcome to /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:26 2020 No.18507275 File: 9 KB, 1385x79, AVERAGE-IN-RETARDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:38 2020 No.18507283 We now know the stock market doesn't actually give a shit about the economy, will it ever drop again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:40 2020 No.18507284 The Monday dump will be biblical. You’re bagholding for the institutions, lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:42 2020 No.18507285 File: 69 KB, 720x720, 1530066072763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw loaded up on the bottom and told you retarded r*dditors this was a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:43 2020 No.18507286 Short term bull Mid term bear Long term bull This is the fakest and gayest rally of the fake and gay rallys so far

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:52:52 2020 No.18507289 >States can open tomorrow >May guidelines replaced by new ones ITS OVER.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:06 2020 No.18507298 File: 19 KB, 600x450, 1569104518406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thread theme songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:13 2020 No.18507301 Guys, realise that the second cases tick up again the phase resets, and we go back to the lockdown, states need a downward 14 day trend to continue the reopening. Incredibly bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:29 2020 No.18507303 >>18507272 fav 'za 'ing?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:33 2020 No.18507305

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:41 2020 No.18507309 File: 57 KB, 640x359, 1568568385036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >R-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH FUCK BEARS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:44 2020 No.18507311 File: 77 KB, 886x634, kysbobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How hard am I going to moon tomorrow (from 2 days ago btw)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:45 2020 No.18507313 we're getting a next level pump tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:45 2020 No.18507314 File: 2 KB, 879x19, msft.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO /BVLLGANG/ HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:53:59 2020 No.18507317 File: 138 KB, 583x583, i'm on board.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18506745 >>18506772 >>18507220 in all seriousness, how the fuck do you niggers manage risk? because it sounds like your answer is going to be "i don't".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:06 2020 No.18507321 File: 928 KB, 564x1116, 1587072833583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these people thinking this is a real pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:12 2020 No.18507325 This shit in unpredictable, news conference talks about steps to re open states but NY and NJ will stay locked down atleast 4 more weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:14 2020 No.18507326 >>18507289 Lol Montana South dakota and Wyoming can reopen. NE and midwest still locked down until mid may.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:15 2020 No.18507327 File: 17 KB, 300x250, ko pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cola cures corona. Buy KO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:27 2020 No.18507331 STATES CAN REOPEN TOMORROW GG BEARS WE BVLL MARKET NAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:54:44 2020 No.18507335 File: 106 KB, 1000x1000, 1480368221671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the most hated bull market in the history of the market continues on. it was inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:02 2020 No.18507341 >>18507317 a lot of people here mistake gambling for investing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:15 2020 No.18507344 >>18507317 Define "managing risk" you fucking poodle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:40 2020 No.18507350 >>18507284 Why would they dump on Monday?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:46 2020 No.18507351 File: 60 KB, 550x366, 1560138490804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQDERS REPORT IN I'M HOLDING STRONG $28 AVERAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:52 2020 No.18507354 THE BULLS ARE LOOSE THE BULLS ARE LOOSE THE BULLS ARE LOOSE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:57 2020 No.18507356 >>18507303 long term calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:58 2020 No.18507357 File: 384 KB, 575x326, 1587060533305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507326 >mid may It's June.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:58 2020 No.18507358 >>18507321 Cope

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:55:59 2020 No.18507359 >>18507335 The bullmarket died a couple weeks ago anon. We are in a new bullmarket. It started over dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:03 2020 No.18507361 >>18507331 >GG BEARS >He thinks states opening early is bullish lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:08 2020 No.18507364 >250 billion more stimulus >lockdowns end tomorrow >vaccine found greatest bull rally in world history has begun

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:15 2020 No.18507367 I'm torn, yeah I wanna make a shit load of profit once things reopen, but I like sitting on my ass at home while getting paid by my company due to the situation a hell of a lot to.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:19 2020 No.18507368

>record loss in earnings
>millions unemployed and many straight up fired
>small businesses closing
>small business association out of money
etc.

just because the economy reopens doesn't mean we've time traveled back to January. Recovery is going to come in stages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:20 2020 No.18507369 File: 253 KB, 600x583, 1585939476395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507321 fake pump until it isnt anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:26 2020 No.18507370 3x leverage S&P500 etf here we go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:39 2020 No.18507375 >Grandpa, why didn't you buy during the Big Dip? Don't you like money?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:43 2020 No.18507376 >>18507350 I bet you think the market dumped because of Coronavirus, lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:45 2020 No.18507377 File: 51 KB, 480x360, ronpaul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I BOUGHT BMO AT $74 AAAAAAAAA

>>	poorfag !!K1Dyu0Lni4Z Thu Apr 16 18:56:54 2020 No.18507380 File: 1.13 MB, 498x498, 1587073279594.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COUNTRY IS OPEN AGAIN HOPE YOU GOT IN WHILE IT LASTED, BABY HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:56:59 2020 No.18507383 >>18507350 Because he's a retarded bear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:05 2020 No.18507385 >>18507364 >>vaccine God you people are retards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:12 2020 No.18507388 >>18507284 LOL It's gonna go higher for the rest of year

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:14 2020 No.18507389 Look at these retards in here that don't understand how these new guidelines and gating works.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:22 2020 No.18507391
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He straight up defended those retards in michigan. How are we supposed to work together if trump is telling these people what theyre doing is ok if whitmer says otherwise? We are in the top 5 ffs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:25 2020 No.18507392 >>18507301 Imagine the day by day gains as NY goes down

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:25 2020 No.18507393 New SOXL pasta: BUY SOXL >BUY SOXL BUY SOXL >BUY SOXL BUY SOXL >BUY SOXL BUY SOXL >BUY SOXL

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:45 2020 No.18507398 >>18507357 Excellent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:57:48 2020 No.18507400 >>18507389 Who the fuck cares? The market is up huge and I'm rich as fuck now. I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:58:24 2020 No.18507403 >>18507400 3/10 bait kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:58:32 2020 No.18507406 File: 143 KB, 619x594, 1586897969054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Russell futures limit up.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:58:33 2020 No.18507407

bought a tesla put yesterday,. i was gonna sell at open market for 25% proftit then long it .
>mfw overslept 30mins
>mfw sold at 50% loss
>mfw tesla is now poompink
>mfw i would have made %500 profit bc right after i would have sold my put i was gonna long it w a call
>mfw i overslept bc i was dreamin a cooomer dream and didnt wanna wake up
>mfw gotta wait till may 13 to daytrade again
>im never coomin again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:58:40 2020 No.18507409 >>18507400 >I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains. based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:09 2020 No.18507414 >>18507393 nice. >only up 8 percent AH hmm disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:09 2020 No.18507415 >>18507364 >>vaccine found Explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:12 2020 No.18507416 File: 69 KB, 1161x730, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures up 3% BOBO more like NONO, HAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:24 2020 No.18507420 Is this return to normal, or "return to normal"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:25 2020 No.18507421 File: 16 KB, 526x497, 1555618826207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:29 2020 No.18507423
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you could've bought pepsi at $100/share at the bottom, now it's trading at $135.

The bottom is in lads. Get in before the sales over.

People are sitting on hoards of cash, just squeezing their cheeks and anxiously waiting for the pump.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:30 2020 No.18507424
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>>18507238
>tfw went out to exercise and returned to find that both BA and RTX are mooning after hours

What the fuck did I miss? Are we going to war? Watching the press conference now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:59:32 2020 No.18507425 >>18507406 Wow, cool ID bro, One cap at the beginning and no numbers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:10 2020 No.18507434 >>18507420 Judging by the euphoria in this thread and the huge gap up, take a wild guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:11 2020 No.18507435 >>18507424 literally no one knows what is happening

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:17 2020 No.18507438 >>18507289 >>18507268 >>18507331 They could have opened yesterday or a week ago if they wanted. There was no federal order. They locked down because they wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:19 2020 No.18507439 >>18507359 The same haters will hate this one too. And the next and the next ad infinitum until they're dead only to be replaced with fresh new beartards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:25 2020 No.18507440 >>18507420 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:00:39 2020 No.18507444 >>18507391 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:01:34 2020 No.18507455 File: 319 KB, 711x684, gtfo moshe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOSANNA WE LOVE YOU WE PRAISE YOU YOUR WORTHY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:01:36 2020 No.18507456 FOMO FOMO FOMO PUSH THE STOCKS AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE SINCE EVERYONE IS SCARED OF MISSING OUT ON THESE GREAT DEALS ON STOCKS. LETS BUY MORE AND MORE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:02 2020 No.18507460 File: 535 KB, 802x806, xbo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] already upand extra 3% after hours. Im taking a nap before I develop an ego complex

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:12 2020 No.18507461 >>18507305 Priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:15 2020 No.18507462 What are you bears thinking and were you dropped on your head as a child? What logical reason do you have for still being short?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:20 2020 No.18507463 Omg omg omg omg I'm making so much fucking money

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:28 2020 No.18507466 File: 1.63 MB, 854x480, bear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:52 2020 No.18507470 File: 31 KB, 720x339, 1581732911256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why didn't you listen?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:02:57 2020 No.18507471

>>18507420
Yes. Will there be a large-scale recovery? Yes. But the economic damage has snowballed separate from corona in the form of permanent unemployment and large scale business bankruptcies.

It'll be a slow crawl back up to where we were at. The idea of a v-shaped recovery implies time travel was invented.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:06 2020 No.18507472 >>18507424 The trading algorithms have no fucking idea what to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:21 2020 No.18507476 LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPY THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:23 2020 No.18507477 >>18507420 It's the match that will light the fuse that will ignite the return to normal phase 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:24 2020 No.18507479 >>18507462 they think they're more rational and intelligent than everyone else

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:47 2020 No.18507483 so is the virus confirmed cancelled now?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:03:59 2020 No.18507487
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BMO HAS PAID DIVIDENDS FOR 203 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

WHY ARE THEY DOWN FUCKING 10% IN THE LAST WEEK YOU DUMB FUCKS AAAAAAAA

THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW1
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW2
THEY PAID DIVVIES IN 2008 AND 2009
WHY ARE YOU DROPPING STOP IT AAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:04:12 2020 No.18507489 Faucci is a bear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:04:32 2020 No.18507494 >>18507391 >He straight up defended those retards in michigan Dilate, you marxist faggot. It's too early to end the lockdown, but I can see where they're coming from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:04:44 2020 No.18507501 >>18507483 Yea it's over.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:04:52 2020 No.18507503

TRNX - I bought 16,400 shares of this @ 0.225 today. Why? No nasty R/S, exploring alternatives to max shareholder value (Company sale), cash on hand till end of 2020. This came out today by the CEO. So they've got two choices to remain on the stock exchange, get the price to 1.00 or sell the company. Either way I'll get my fat green bag. I sold my ONTX, took a 2,600 loss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:04:59 2020 No.18507506 >>18507414 >>SOXL only up 8 percent AH >hmm disappointing. Yeah, what a shitshow. 3x pffft, should be 6x for real gains

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:00 2020 No.18507509 File: 48 KB, 952x670, gull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING BUY IT ALL GODDAMN IT KAREN I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO QUESTION ME. IT'S FREE FUCKING MONEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:10 2020 No.18507510 we are now at pre-corona prices all time high in may, followed by the same crash in june when numbers increase exponentially

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:15 2020 No.18507511 wsb on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:17 2020 No.18507512 smart money goes bearish on retard exuberance

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:37 2020 No.18507515

>b-b-b-b-b-ut second wave
>muh record high death rate!!!!
>da unemployment numbahs!!!!

WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.

BIG CAP STOCKS ARE SWALLOWING YOUR FAGGOT MOM AND POP REDDIT SHOPS

STOCK MARKET GAIN$ BABY WOO WOOO

THE BULL TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION HAHA

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:05:43 2020 No.18507517 File: 59 KB, 720x497, 1542342278906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope my fucking state opens up so I can go get drunk do blow and play pool

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:05:59 2020 No.18507518 File: 269 KB, 500x333, PliniDrifter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULL BROS, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqhSl0u_sI

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:06:04 2020 No.18507519 >>18507487 Because the financial situation in cucknada is about 100x worse than you can possibly imagine and that proper testing still has to start to this day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:06:15 2020 No.18507524 File: 3.20 MB, 480x361, 1587012281709.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >JCP mooning I'm fucking cooming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:06:18 2020 No.18507526 bvll chad vs virgin bear never felt so relevant

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:06:44 2020 No.18507537 File: 46 KB, 727x727, 1568326865236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] + 5% after hours HAHAHA WTF IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:02 2020 No.18507539 File: 36 KB, 800x450, 928d8a9a57515320068a2c339e88fd28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507358 >>18507369 I specifically mean after hours movement. Could be anything at open. Don't count chickens until they hatch and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:08 2020 No.18507543 >>18507519 I don't qualify for the Trudollars CERB bullshit because I'm a student reeeee

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:12 2020 No.18507545 >>18507494 Nevermind. You posted a soijak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:12 2020 No.18507546 I have no idea what to do tomorrow. This market is fucking insane. Should I just hold cash?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:26 2020 No.18507551 >>18507407 God's punished you for cooming my friend. Ever since I've started trading, I've not touched myself for fear of his wrath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:45 2020 No.18507555 >>18507519 This >t. Canadian

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:46 2020 No.18507556 >>18507546 All in with your life savings, buy and hold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:47 2020 No.18507557 File: 29 KB, 600x450, BB3tf2oCEAASgXN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507483 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:07:51 2020 No.18507558 File: 117 KB, 300x300, 1586872403577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507517 Fuck yeah LCIfaggot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:13 2020 No.18507563 I have 1800 sitting in cash rn what should I buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:14 2020 No.18507564 BREAKING: U.S. DEATHS PASS 33,000 BUY BUY BUY

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:15 2020 No.18507565

>>18507462
they said it was going down during the crash and it did, so they got cocky and increased their risk and when it started going up they thought they were gods and that it would absolutely go back down again... and it just kept going up. a common saying in the business is that the worst thing that can happen to a new trader is to win, especially a couple of wins. watch this video it explains everything on a basic level: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGglyvc8d58

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:20 2020 No.18507567 >>18507546 travel back in time and all in, you are too late now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:24 2020 No.18507569 File: 2.63 MB, 512x323, orb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507524 >JC Pennystock up 8% this fucking market god damn

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:26 2020 No.18507570

you all realize the multi phase plan tied to consistent decreases offers a bunch of new events where a state being suddenly 'reset' to the beginning of their phase will cause a drop right

>>18507537
p much anything will happen except for 'greatest bull run in history'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:43 2020 No.18507577 >>18507546 no, you invest that shit tomorrow at open buy mcdonalds at&t reit acn xom it's all going up tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:46 2020 No.18507578 >>18507519 im unironically shorting cdn banks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:51 2020 No.18507580 >>18507546 Keep buying nigga. It's going to keep rising you can't loose. It's raining gold out here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:08:59 2020 No.18507583 >>18507546 Blow it all on options like a fucking man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:17 2020 No.18507588 File: 24 KB, 357x153, 1557643008000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:19 2020 No.18507589 >>18507462 I'll sum it up >m-muh market fundamentals >you c-can't keep going up when 25% of the work force is unemployed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:20 2020 No.18507590 >>18507407 hindsight is 20/20, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:20 2020 No.18507591 >>18507518 bull patrician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:26 2020 No.18507593 Anyone else getting 2016 crypto vibes in here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:09:59 2020 No.18507599 >>18507563 RTX

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:00 2020 No.18507600 >>18507524 I can't believe that shit paid off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:02 2020 No.18507601 What does it mean when Boeing says they will resume making airplanes when they have negative sales to begin with?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:05 2020 No.18507604

>>18507515
Unemployment was always bullshit anyway, oh no people are getting paid as much or more money than they were before if you add in the stimulus trumpbux , sobrarish so priced in.

ANYWAY WHOS GOT QUARANTINE BODY AND GOING OUTSIDE TO FIND LONELY WOMEN AND LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY BECAUSE I AM WOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:12 2020 No.18507606 >>18507570 please explain

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:16 2020 No.18507608 >>18507546 that's what I'm doing. I was mildly bullish two weeks ago but this is insanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:21 2020 No.18507609 i'm sad and i'm not even a bearfag this shit is just rigged but w/e monday gonna be red tomorrow puts expire be smore hold cash tomorrow take your profits

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:30 2020 No.18507610 >>18507588 old leeches dying and giving their inheritance to millenials is actually unironically bullish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:40 2020 No.18507614 Bahahahaha excellent, return to normal complete. It's time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:41 2020 No.18507615 >>18507423 >People are sitting on hoards of cash, just squeezing their cheeks and anxiously waiting for the pump. Ill wait till buffet moves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:42 2020 No.18507616 >>18507593 shut up Bobo go back in your cave the Bvlls are running rn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:47 2020 No.18507617 >>18507471 V shape implies the market decoupled from fundamentals out of fear while fundamentals didn't change >fundamentals did change due to government intervention tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:51 2020 No.18507619 File: 378 KB, 1280x720, 1523292870206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these SEETHING bobos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:10:51 2020 No.18507620 File: 139 KB, 1242x957, 1586538999546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Trump economies are devastated! >Market ALL TIME HIGH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:01 2020 No.18507623 >>18507546 Why are you asking these idiots?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:03 2020 No.18507624 >>18507546 All in SOXL, SPXL, TQQQ, FNGU. The time for hesitating is over. If it retraces don't worry. Just wait and you will make millions

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:04 2020 No.18507626 File: 1.24 MB, 881x688, 1583776099824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Both you retarded permabulls and permabears are going to get rekt lmao. Have any of you been trading for more than a few months?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:06 2020 No.18507627 File: 58 KB, 640x640, 1465441782941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are we gonna hit limit up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:07 2020 No.18507628 File: 155 KB, 512x378, 1586979393027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507601 It means more gains for me, fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:08 2020 No.18507629 File: 109 KB, 205x260, [sweating intensifies].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507551 Bro are you me wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:11 2020 No.18507631 >>18507563 BMO to pick up my retarded leaf bags

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:13 2020 No.18507633 >>18507601 They have tons of back orders retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:25 2020 No.18507635 >>18507416 :((((((((((((((((((((

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:34 2020 No.18507639 File: 177 KB, 623x702, 1587070914905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507609 >i'm sad and i'm not even a bearfag this shit is just rigged but w/e monday gonna be red tomorrow You can't fool my eyes, dumb bobo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:37 2020 No.18507640 >america dies and gets crippled by failing oil deal and virus >market goes up Is the market really irrational in this case?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:11:44 2020 No.18507642

I'm buying SQQQ at open. Gilead is a pump and dump scam. China has been internally testing the same drug for months and have gone no where with it. Shorting is literally free money. People are so desperate for a vaccine or drug that they are acting irrational.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:09 2020 No.18507649

>>18507606
did you listen to the presser? a state needs 14 states of consistently decreasing covid cases in order to pass through the phase. a single day of it upticking (which will naturally happen abt 4-6 days after the first reopenings) will reset the 'phase' for the state

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:12:13 2020 No.18507653

wheres that guy talking about making a site where you trade options and talk shit to the person that you either sold or both options from? That would be such a good idea.. maybe like a binary option type platform

>>18507558
I miss its soooo fucking much.. fucking playing randos for money, flirting with bitches and just enjoying life.. it's going to be so sweet so many people are going to be there the first day open

>>18507546
I'm feeling the same way.. shits fucking crazy stupid.. but you'll remember this the rest of your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:15 2020 No.18507654 >>18507626 >tradining long term investing is the only way to go baby

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:21 2020 No.18507656 File: 81 KB, 495x600, eroznie_7637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should l buy TRNX right now????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:22 2020 No.18507659 Currently sitting with 1k on the side have RTX, OKE, and RDS.B positions what should I buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:24 2020 No.18507661 File: 17 KB, 346x488, 1586285585642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MSFT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHY IS IT MOONING FUCK FUCK STOP MOONING I WANTED TO BUY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:50 2020 No.18507665 >>18507642 down 50% the past month enjoy going broke

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:12:50 2020 No.18507666 File: 7 KB, 228x221, soon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO NO NO +844,5 FUTURE IS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:00 2020 No.18507672 bros why did i fight jp and trump this economy is STRONG. please let me breakeven my puts I'll never short anything in my life again please please please mumu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:11 2020 No.18507677 >>18507649 needs 14 days* fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:16 2020 No.18507680 File: 1.14 MB, 260x146, 1421375853708.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS IT TOO LATE TO GET INTO JCP

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:24 2020 No.18507685 >>18507368 >record loss in earnings Bullish. >millions unemployed and many straight up fired Very bullish. >small businesses closing EXTREMELY BULLISH we /clownmarket/, only thing that could pump us harder is an astroid heading for us

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:27 2020 No.18507686 i want to formally apologize to all of the retarded bulls here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:37 2020 No.18507689 File: 20 KB, 500x500, att_globe_500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should've bought Him when you had the chance, bagging a Fat Divvy w/ a Fat Yield @ under 30 don't happen often you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:13:52 2020 No.18507694 sky high volume tomorrow ride the momentum

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:05 2020 No.18507696 imagine all the low IQ people that are going to blow their stimulus money on these companies I own fuck guys I'm so happy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:07 2020 No.18507697 File: 3.07 MB, 414x382, 1586898750529.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507672 >betting against America Beartards get what they fucking deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:12 2020 No.18507699 File: 219 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200416-161307.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at least my biomeme pennystock is doing well

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:14 2020 No.18507700 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:20 2020 No.18507701 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1518107464416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S&P 3k tomorrow before close boys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:21 2020 No.18507702 >>18507609 Hahah you broke mf

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:24 2020 No.18507705 File: 9 KB, 224x225, Download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's over bobo, it's time for eternal sleep

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:26 2020 No.18507706 >>18507680 It's never too late to lose your 22 cents

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:40 2020 No.18507708

>>18507543
Very few people qualify anyway, trudeau preferred spending the money on sending our medical equipment to china even though we were short from the get go.
Also, have you tried calling CRA recently? All I'm getting is a disconnected line. Really makes me think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:43 2020 No.18507709 >>18507680 Yep

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:48 2020 No.18507712

>>18507546
I'm not getting into this market. People are screaming in joy for free money at this point. This isn't a mild recovery, this is hysteria plain and simple. Don't be stupid and FOMO. Unless you have a concrete reason to invest in something, like the economy, it isn't worth doing. We aren't in a bull market and a lot of companies just posted blood red earnings. What does that mean? It means that people are excited about the market recovering and not about the companies or the economy itself.

Do yourself a favor and wait until you are sure that this market is recovered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:14:57 2020 No.18507716 File: 36 KB, 1086x597, 1555674505788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What pattern is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:15:08 2020 No.18507720 File: 11 KB, 392x243, 1411489718573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm unironically thinking of putting more money into my trading account just to buy more right now for the enough green cock thats coming tomorrow morning

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:15:16 2020 No.18507723 Pretty bold of them to pump it like this before the big rugpull

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:15:27 2020 No.18507726 File: 174 KB, 528x321, 1532700038621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING OIL HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:15:28 2020 No.18507728 File: 33 KB, 893x187, futuresup453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Still on lock down >Over 20 million unemployed OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:15:30 2020 No.18507730 >>18507689 Should I buy His retarded Canadian cousin (Telus) or buy Him and eat the 15% divvie tax?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:15:44 2020 No.18507736 >>18507716 sexy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:00 2020 No.18507737 >>18507661 Brah MSFT has been mooning since early 90s You fucked up not buying at 160

InstitutionAnon !tSnYZuzwjw Thu Apr 16 19:16:02 2020 No.18507738

this is it guys, ride it up until the rug gets pulled. fomo will settle in tomorrow and push SPY to 300. all big institutions are in it together and are waiting for the next bad news to use as a scapegoat for the next big drop. I obviously can't show you prove as my job is on the line right now, but it is going to happen. make sure to at least have some cash available, timing will obviously be hard. triple circuit breakers in a day won't be out of the realm by then. you don't have to believe me, but it's going to happen very soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:06 2020 No.18507741 >>18507712 Holy shit a reasonable well disciplined sounding person

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:19 2020 No.18507743 >>18507728 >>Still on lock down Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:25 2020 No.18507745 >>18507723 Pride before the fall. You'd have to be mentally fucking handicapped to think another drop won't happen after this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:31 2020 No.18507747 >>18507696 yeah its epic

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:16:46 2020 No.18507749 >>18507716 but it looks like a rising wedge... very dangerous, bearish reversals from those charts are quite common.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:47 2020 No.18507750 File: 436 KB, 840x859, eyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507737 I bought at 152 and the sold yesterday to get in on the BA train.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:49 2020 No.18507752 File: 189 KB, 755x687, OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507726 >I'm HODLing dirt cheap MRO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:57 2020 No.18507756 >>18507712 >People are screaming in joy for free money at this point yeah and? I don't have hold my gains for 3 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:05 2020 No.18507762 >>18507590 literally overslept

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:11 2020 No.18507764 if you don't buy soxl or tecl tomorrow, you're a FUCKING retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:12 2020 No.18507765 File: 35 KB, 420x420, ccl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY THERE IS STILL TIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:26 2020 No.18507768 How are these futures possible?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:36 2020 No.18507772 >>18507745 Dow 30K before the end of april.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:36 2020 No.18507774 File: 451 KB, 480x360, 1587003320910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did I miss out on going all in on MFA? I'm going to buy as much as I can at open. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:39 2020 No.18507776 >>18507749 Good lookin' out bro. I'm seriously thinking about taking some off the table but don't wanna miss the next poooomp. Decisions decisions

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:42 2020 No.18507777 >>18507737 I bought my MSFT shares at around 90, but I pussied out and only bought 13 instead of the 30 I'd planned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:52 2020 No.18507781 >>18507743 We are. You actually believe the fake news?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:17:55 2020 No.18507783 >>18507747 No one is buying stock with a stimulus payment you millennial retards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:22 2020 No.18507785 Might have to sell my SPY $500 12/22 calls tomorrow, can't see this ending well. Thank God I ditched SPXU, whew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:23 2020 No.18507786 >>18507762 over napped i woke up at 730am nd napped

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:29 2020 No.18507789 >>18507712 nobody will listen to him because they know more and know specifically to ignore the fundamentals when all else is strange

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:30 2020 No.18507790 >>18507783 someone post the screenshot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:38 2020 No.18507795 >>18507768 they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:39 2020 No.18507796 File: 36 KB, 425x433, DABEARS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another losing season

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:41 2020 No.18507797 >>18507781 There are no federal guidelines for a lockdown anymore, its over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:44 2020 No.18507798 File: 1.35 MB, 720x404, USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507285 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:18:51 2020 No.18507801 >>18507712 >This isn't a mild recovery, this is hysteria plain and simple. The hysteria is what caused it to drop based on fear, and optimism about it will cause it to rise. I don't understand why so many people don't understand this basic statement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:04 2020 No.18507807 File: 70 KB, 853x609, 1584130225412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507768 powell's new sceme is to use the money printers in the after-hours market as there are less sellers

>>	poorfag !!K1Dyu0Lni4Z Thu Apr 16 19:19:15 2020 No.18507810 File: 74 KB, 832x868, 1586732788750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw my portfolio is fucking soaring WTF IS GOING ON

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:31 2020 No.18507813 >>18507317 it's only to protect my large cap funds. I wanted to preserve cash on hand so I used the 3x leverage. I avoid options.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:36 2020 No.18507815

>implying its gonna last.
This Gilead stuff is an anomaly and isn't gonna last. Even if...IF it proves to be the end of COVID, big if there, its gonna take time to produce and roll out. Meanwhile, earnings are down across the board and any hiring is gonna be staggered. And the second there's a resurgence in cases the markets gonna scare again.

BUY CALLS STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

Source? I'm a normie that just started in March.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:40 2020 No.18507817 >>18507810 why do you have a tripcode

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:48 2020 No.18507821 >>18507797 https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/16/new-york-and-other-east-coast-states-extend-shutdown-of-nonessential-businesses-to-may-15-gov-cuomo-says.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:53 2020 No.18507822 >>18507783 you are seriously underestimating how stupid and desperate white millenials are. this thread is no proof but theres ppl here already saying "i have (small number + 1200) what do i do"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:19:59 2020 No.18507827 File: 792 KB, 832x717, drumpf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:11 2020 No.18507829 File: 211 KB, 730x783, Stonk Wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507810 WE MADE IT BROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:11 2020 No.18507830 >>18507730 Buy it in your rrsp and there is no divvy tax canuck

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:17 2020 No.18507831
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>>18507351

I held 100 of those at about 19 average for 3 weeks and capitulated 2 days ago at 14. Honestly just get rid of those bags at the next small pump or you will be holding till the next crash when it jumps from 5$ to 10$

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:23 2020 No.18507832 >>18507712 Buy with the hype and just sell out when it looks bad. The drop won't be as fast as you think, and you can still exit out with a profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:47 2020 No.18507846 >>18507730 You can claim those 15% dividend withholding taxes when you file your Canadian taxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:49 2020 No.18507847 >>18507821 priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:20:52 2020 No.18507848 File: 263 KB, 600x304, 1585485266159.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507798

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:03 2020 No.18507853

>>18507762
i meant the "man if i had just done X i would have made so much money!" talk. the question in this game is always "how would you have known?" you can't complain about missing out on 500% gains in hindsight when clearly you had know way of knowing it was going up that much or else you would have entered another trade.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:06 2020 No.18507855
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>>18507797
They just ANNOUNCED guidelines, not lifting lock down. How stupid are you? Did you even read them? You're so fucking dumb dude, just fucking GOOGLE this basic shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:07 2020 No.18507854 >>18507801 optimism on what? this is all entirely unproven, nobody knows what will happen until those states are reopened for about a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:23 2020 No.18507859 File: 2.37 MB, 1280x720, 1518742677550.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] see you tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:36 2020 No.18507863 >>18507830 Instead there's a 25% tax minimum when you finally take the money out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:42 2020 No.18507865 >>18507351 rip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:21:51 2020 No.18507868 >>18507351 I just bought 100 today, honestly not too upset, they're going to print next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:22:07 2020 No.18507872 >tesla 785 aftermarket hope ya listened when i told it would moon to 800 a few days ago. i'm up 125k now

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:22:22 2020 No.18507878
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>MFW EURO BUT HOLDING NOTHING BUT AMERICAN OIL AND AMERICAN STOCKS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEVER BET AGAINST THE USA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:22:30 2020 No.18507881 >Sold the short side of my strangles >Now my bull side is about to print Literally doubling up on my shorting. Volatility is so fucking good to play with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:22:35 2020 No.18507883 What am i gambling all in on tomorrow? IVR looks promising for options

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:22:59 2020 No.18507889 >>18507730 you get the 15% back as a foreign tax credit unless the dividend was received in a TFSA in which case you can't claim the credit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:02 2020 No.18507890 File: 161 KB, 1072x1072, x2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack in the box up 7% after hours, its no time to sleep, I have to drink and yell at my family members over the phone

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:04 2020 No.18507892 >>18507863 unless you wait until you retire.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:04 2020 No.18507893

>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up

bulls bro we made it, we bought the dip, fuck you bobos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:05 2020 No.18507891 >>18507855 That kind of retard is exactly who is pumping the markets right now. Literal fake news pump.These are the kind of people that buy the news, and anyone that buys the news will inevitably lose.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:18 2020 No.18507897

>>18507832
I disagree. We've had bartshead graphs, shit from the crypto currency market, all week. It isn't even predictable since we were supposed to have an up trend today following the oscillation.

Also don't forget that most shoot ups and shoot downs are after market anyways. It feels like a coin toss every day and isn't worth it. I want stability rather than gigantic swings up and down where I have to use up all 3 of my weekly day trades in a single day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:20 2020 No.18507898 >>18507351 rip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:25 2020 No.18507902 >>18507854 Well, we know the world isn't going to end

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:26 2020 No.18507901 >>18507855 They announced guidelines permitting lifting lockdowns to governors retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:23:29 2020 No.18507905 At what price of TSLA will Jim Chanos kill himself?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:24:00 2020 No.18507913

>>18507815
my hope is that they just outright fix this thing outta nowhere, we get at least one more decade-long bull run like we always get after a crash, and i can make enough money to build or at least buy an underground bunker somewhere in the middle of a large forest and fill it with decades worth of food and entertainment and medicine and weapons, whatever is needed.

i wasn't prepared for this habbening, i never even thought such a thing was possible to habben. but i'll be damned if im not ready for the next one, which we all know is going to happen too. next one might be covid but for super aids or ebola instead of the common cold, now i know i must be ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:24:03 2020 No.18507915 >>18507863 Are you stupid? It's a tax deferral account.... You get that 25% when you initially contribute by lowering taxable income... Can't believe people here don't even grasp the basics...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:24:16 2020 No.18507918 >>18507855 Here on earth there are no longer lockdown federal guidelines, states are opening now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:24:22 2020 No.18507919 >>18507892 No, that 25% is WHEN you retire. If you take it out beforehand, you're looking at more like 40%+ tax, realistically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:01 2020 No.18507930 what the fuck is going on with futures right now, what did i miss

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:07 2020 No.18507931 >>18507915 you're assuming the turbopoorfags here have taxable incomes to reduce

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:15 2020 No.18507933 File: 982 KB, 285x171, USA.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507878 Glad you see the light. Make sure you keep communism out of your country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:18 2020 No.18507935 >>18507901 Effective immediately as well, it's over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:42 2020 No.18507941 >>18507915 Biz is the dumbest board whatever the consensus is do the opposite

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:42 2020 No.18507942 >>18507905 Im wondering the same myself kek. He has kept his short for the past few years. Says its worth zero and Elon is going to exit scam to Space X.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:44 2020 No.18507943

>>18507897
>doesn't have 25k equity to day trade all the time
Get shit on idiot. Also you can still play strangles if you don't trust the market to go either way. Today I sold off all my strangle puts at +100%, and now it's looking like my calls are going to be +200% tomorrow. You can score off day to day volatility easily if you trust the market will move violently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:59 2020 No.18507946 BVLL market in session

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:15 2020 No.18507949 What did trump say to make the futures market go crazy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:15 2020 No.18507950 >>18507855 >muh ... muh ... muh exponential curve! It's happening this time! You're the retard!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:30 2020 No.18507957 Damn this is the most rigged shit ever. Put out news immediately after markets close so retail investors can't change their positions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:32 2020 No.18507959 >>18507642 >. Shorting is literally free money Free money to Put sellers

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:50 2020 No.18507966

>>18507915
You don't get taxed on the money you put in, only on the money you take out, dumb canacuck. This is realized as a tax credit if you're putting the money after tax was withheld from it, but when you are retired and take out the money, it's taxed as income tax. The idea being that if you're retired you don't generate other income and thus you pay taxes in the smallest bracket (which, depending on province, is easily 25%+).

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:26:53 2020 No.18507968 >>18507949 I think ECB is willing to break nato to please the russian, iranian, and chinese overlords.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:26:54 2020 No.18507969 >>18507930 After hours suddenly skyrocketed for no reason. People will tell you that we're reopening the states, but we're not. All major stocks are reaching all time highs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:09 2020 No.18507973 File: 82 KB, 640x640, 7A481DBC8A8A4C53A751AD4F83FD1564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Priced in TRNX at .23 When are we mooning bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:18 2020 No.18507975 >>18507930 The kikes are simultaneously destroying every single put and are going to scam normalfags into buying the top so they can get dumped on. It's pretty fucking based, honestly. These guys know how to command power.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:18 2020 No.18507979 >>18507949 virus is cancel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:23 2020 No.18507980 >>18507950 You know, what's funny is I could use that exact post to describe bulls. >muh exponential growth! It's a new paradigm this time! You're the retard! Sorry but it's coming down this weekend if not tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:29 2020 No.18507983 How the fuck is JCP, a company about to go out of business, up right now? Is this shit rigged or am I just crazy and this is all some financial wizardry I can't understand.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:30 2020 No.18507984

did anyone watch the presentation? why the bull market? if anything my takeaway is that we are fucked. theres no way the general populace is smart enough to follow all these rules and restrictions and nobody is going to want to go to fucking restaurants or football stadiums for years and years

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:52 2020 No.18507988 File: 2.81 MB, 372x233, 1410359970706.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DCA down on Air Canada or wait? I'm holding at $20

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:27:59 2020 No.18507992 >>18507983 the fed has literally bought the entire stock market, they own everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:28:03 2020 No.18507994 >>18507930 they want to crush all the retards and their 4/17 idiot puts. can't let reddit win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:28:06 2020 No.18507995 >>18507930 >usa reopening >corona treatment found

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:28:27 2020 No.18507998 File: 83 KB, 500x667, 1531065545478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18507930 turns out coronavirus was just a prank

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:28:32 2020 No.18508003 >>18507969 thats my read too, this is a bullshit rally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:28:36 2020 No.18508007 >>18507966 You shouldn't be putting money in an RRSP, if you havent maxed out your TFSA and are in a low tax bracket imo

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:28:59 2020 No.18508016 Lol GE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:08 2020 No.18508018 >>18507905 Honestly, I doubt their short position is even 10% of what it was on the run up to $960. At this point he is just trying to save face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:19 2020 No.18508022 i've never felt so confident about anything in my life the worst is over we're it's a straight vertical line up from here

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:24 2020 No.18508025

>Gilead Sciences Inc. GILD, +2.55% shares rallied in the extended session Thursday following a report that one of the company's drugs showed promising results in treating COVID-19 patients. Gilead shares surged 12% after hours, following a 2.6% rise to finish Thursday's session at $76.54. Late Thursday, health-care media site Stat reported that nearly all 125 COVID-19 patients in a late-stage clinical study at the University of Chicago treated with Gilead's remdesivir had been discharged after a week of treatment. Stat reported that 113 patients had a severe form of the disease and that two had died. The University of Chicago results, however, are only part of a larger study group that includes 2,400 patients with a severe form of COVID-19 and 1,600 ones with a moderate form. Gilead expects to start releasing results in April. Last week, an analysis published in the New England Journal of Medicine claimed most COVID-19 patients given remdesivir showed clinical improvement.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:29:27 2020 No.18508026 >>18507975 yep... it's so fucking clear as day.... i just never learned to have patience. instant gratification from drugs and women.... what ever. i got plenty of time left in this game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:31 2020 No.18508028 File: 73 KB, 380x349, boomer1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't get too greedy sport, nothing goes straight up!

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:38 2020 No.18508030

If the Govt gives me free money and I don't need it for anything else then why the hell not put some of it or all into the market? The upshot is that thanks to it being an unexpected gift if I lose it all so what? I wasn't expecting to get an extra wad at the start of the year anyway. If I make more due to it then all the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:40 2020 No.18508032 File: 634 KB, 3762x2172, 1586296246139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most rigged shit ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:44 2020 No.18508035 >>18507984 It's because Gilead says they have a cure.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:48 2020 No.18508036
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All of this after hours. I can understand why people turn to crime now, what's the point when everything is against you.

>>18507738
I feel....so wrong buying. How do you do it? how does anybody do it? After all this momentum already....how do you still think it can go up and that momentum hasn't passed? How is anybody doing it and not selling like mad? How do I be as stupid as everyone else so I can make money and not lose everything like I am right now? I want to be rich. But I cannot understand nor can I set aside logic. wtf do I do. This does not make sense and happens at a time where I and many others are helpless to do shit about really if small.

I am thinking....I might just invest all into war stocks and pray for war with China. Hopefully they kill all these big players and take their money. China number 1. Unironically less rigged than us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:29:52 2020 No.18508037 File: 67 KB, 1024x962, 1557064074634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am unironically financially ruined

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:00 2020 No.18508040 >>18508011 I'm literally doubling down on SQQQ and SPXU tomorrow. You guys have no fucking idea what is coming, it will be incredible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:08 2020 No.18508042 >>18507479 CAP THIS MOTHERFUKCER TOMORROW RED MONDAY BLACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:18 2020 No.18508044 I'm still a bear. SHould I dump my bags in SPXS and open up puts for next week?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:20 2020 No.18508046

>>18507984
Trump literally just repeated the guidelines CA's governor set out and then passed the ball to the governors but everyone is acting like the recession is over and that Americans will conjure up the money to pay for their missed loan payments.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:31 2020 No.18508050
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The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:30:39 2020 No.18508052

>>18508007
I believe the same, and I'm pretty sure everyone else does as well, since bigger employers do contribution matching into an RRSP - clearly an incentive to put money in there instead of the far superior TFSA.
I'm maxing both and still putting leftovers into a non-registered account anyway.

>>	poorfag !!K1Dyu0Lni4Z Thu Apr 16 19:30:43 2020 No.18508053 File: 10 KB, 189x292, 1514616516576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BOBOS PRICED IN $ROPE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:31:02 2020 No.18508056 >>18507969 Who the fuck is buying companies at ATH right now? I get the bull cases, but why would you buy things like AMD or TSLA instead of things like RTX, BAM or NET?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:31:05 2020 No.18508057 >>18507462 look, the animefag is capitulating. >>18508036 bobo is coming back to town.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:31:29 2020 No.18508061 >>18508042 sure thing bb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:31:46 2020 No.18508065 who the fucking is selling stock right now? no one it's going up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:32:07 2020 No.18508071 >>18508056 Look at this thread. Bulls are getting delusional thinking they will get slingshot to the moon because we're returning to normal tomorrow morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:32:38 2020 No.18508083 >>18507890 uhhhh excuse me mister Is anything still buyable? Perhaps financials or chickens that haven't run too far yet? I'm trying not to get too greedy and play the gambly ETF's.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:32:43 2020 No.18508084
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Fucking 2 of my tenants just told me within 3 hours of each other that they'll have no problems paying rent.

God bless the USA

you fucking other countries may talk shit but you still will sit there and tongue our assholes while another country plays with the balls and shaft while europe does it's fancy shit with the head

FUCK I LOVE THIS PLACE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:32:47 2020 No.18508085 >>18508030 use it to learn how to day trade. just start by making $10 or $20 bets. if you git gud you can increase that slowly, if not then $1200 is a lot to get through $10-20 at a time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:32:47 2020 No.18508087 https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2020/04/15/report-china-quietly-keeping-residences-quarantined-despite-reopening-wuhan/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:32:59 2020 No.18508090 File: 48 KB, 696x470, 1580841164883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18508037 F

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:33:39 2020 No.18508096 >>18508061 it dumps atleast 12% next week faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:33:47 2020 No.18508101 >>18508022 >the worst is over Nigger we had like a few days of hard drop which only brought us back a few years, followed by the fastest bull run in history. You should be scared by this nonsensical volatility.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:33:48 2020 No.18508102 >>18508037 post the lost porn screencap or gtfo

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:18 2020 No.18508111

>>18508003
The rally is real, the banks are acting as if they have a guarantee from the the Fed will return them to ATHs or better, Gilead says they have a cure, states are saying they are opening up. Just buy in. I'm mad because the way they time these things fucks us all so hard it's not even funny. It's enraging. They make money by jacking it all from investors who can't trade afterhours and have to deal with them gapping prices. Fuck these stupid assholes. I'm not even losing money-- I exited the market last week. I just am so mad at this obvious fucking scam they do every time. God damn these fucking bastards.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:30 2020 No.18508116

>>18508052
Well, there is one (1) advantage to rrsp: tax-free withdrawal to pay for a house as a first-time owner, but last I checked you can only withdraw the minimum between $5k and 10% of the house value. When the average house price is 500k, it's a pittance. It can also be used on classes, but only on yourself, for full-time studies, up to $10k total (basically a couple of years), fulltime only, and basically, you're a retard boomer for doing that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:36 2020 No.18508118

>>18508065
Imagine not selling when you're up 10% overnight on the precipice of a fucking recession.

The sentiment of a bull market is that you want to buy and hold, who the fuck is going to want to hold ATH Zoom bags? They're going to sell that shit at the slightest dip. That is what describes a bear market, you buy to sell later, not to hold, and that is the mode people are still in whether you like it or not.

You will fucking see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:47 2020 No.18508119 >>18508035 i read their release i dont see any confirmation of a cure they even are careful to say "unfortunately we did not conduct the trial with a placebo"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:48 2020 No.18508120 >NET actually down after hours This is a sign I need to grab a 100 shares tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:01 2020 No.18508123 >>18508052 I'm doing rrsp's because my employer matches and I am working now on maxing my TFSA it will take me some time but gotta start somewhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:12 2020 No.18508125 I am financially pretty damn not bad

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:35:13 2020 No.18508126 File: 2.69 MB, 307x292, 1520282909114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YEAH!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:16 2020 No.18508129 File: 489 KB, 340x421, Sexman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CORONA IS FUCKING CURED BIG BULL FRIDAYS START TOMORROW YOU FAT FILTHY NIGGERS!!!!#

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:19 2020 No.18508130 BEARFAGS DAY OF THE ROPE HAS ARRIVED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:19 2020 No.18508131 >everyone itt forgetting things are going up only because of others selling at increasing prices

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:20 2020 No.18508133 >>18508096 lets see those positions you are holding that proves you think this. i'll wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:51 2020 No.18508149 >THE GREENEST DAY OF OUR LIFE IS AHEAD

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:35:59 2020 No.18508150
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>>18508090
remember for next time that shorts are meant to hedge so you can buy more JNJ all the way down. You should never be all short, just try to long/short.

That's my thought anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:08 2020 No.18508152 how does touching a boob feel like bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:09 2020 No.18508153 >>18508096 There wont be a red day for the next month at the minimum.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:11 2020 No.18508155

>>18508052
the unrecoverable foreign dividend tax in a TFSA throws people off. I have read articles that state it is worth the dividend tax hit in a TFSA, for the tax free capital gains.
Although, the TFSA, as we know it, won't exist in 20yrs. new rules will be imposed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:17 2020 No.18508159 >>18508118 You sound really desperate

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:20 2020 No.18508160
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>>18507400

Same. People on here talking about all these numbers and nerd shit. IDGAF. Just buy when I feel like buying and sell once I have a profit. Line kepps going up and down so like... opportunities everywhere as long as you arent a big gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:23 2020 No.18508161 >>18508040 > I'm doubling down from 2 shares to 4! No one cares faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:45 2020 No.18508167 >>18508116 Yes that's what I used for my downpayment and my employer saved up half of it by matching my contributions

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:48 2020 No.18508169 >>18507853 i had planned to sell when markets open the day before, and once sold, go long with a call. but i overslept and sold 30 mins late

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:56 2020 No.18508173 >>18507524 >4chan ends up owning JCPenny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:00 2020 No.18508174 File: 29 KB, 399x385, 1512240787963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the scam chink virus meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:27 2020 No.18508181 >>18508159 You're right, I was wrong, hold those bags for dear life. It's only going up from here.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:27 2020 No.18508182

>>18508046
yeah this shit makes no sense, entire sectors of the economy are destroyed for months and years, there will be 10%+ unemployment going into winter this year by all estimates im seeing. lol this is a long bear market. i guess enjoy a short bull rally but the crash has to come sooner or later when theres a reality check. my guess is near the end of the month as people realize nobody can pay bills

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:35 2020 No.18508185 >>18508173 >TFW Hitler did nothing wrong retail chains soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:36 2020 No.18508187 File: 6 KB, 861x86, Screenshot_24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18508133

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:40 2020 No.18508188 >>18507854 What do you THINK will happen? That we'll all be in lockdown forever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:37:48 2020 No.18508190 Bears, explain your case and what you think will happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:38:27 2020 No.18508207 >>18508161 I have 100 of each and I'm buying 100 more of each tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:38:37 2020 No.18508210 >>18508190 protecting money that's gone up. the shoot down gets potentially more violent every day it keeps going up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:38:37 2020 No.18508212 >>18508152 Like +3%

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:38:47 2020 No.18508214

>>18508084
Yeah it's great. I just found out today my sales agent's father survived the carona. 90 something years old, fucker couldn't see anybody when he was in the hospital. He tested positive, his fever broke like a week ago, then he tested negative a few times, and they sent him back to the nursing home, where he still can't see his family. fuck this virus is just really not even that bad. they didn't even give the old man the hydoxy cut or what ever it was that killed pamela anderson, he just kept taking the same shit that you take when you're 90+ years old. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!!

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:03 2020 No.18508218

>>18508155
>won't exist in 20yrs. new rules will be imposed
Sauce? They're fucking it up because it's too good for the slaves of this marvelous chinese prison aren't they?
>I have read articles that state it is worth the dividend tax hit in a TFSA, for the tax free capital gains.
Makes sense, and probably doesn't even take into account the sheer difference in the rate of change between american and canadian stocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:12 2020 No.18508221 >>18507619 Even funnier because its after hours and we will likely gap up at open. They will have zero chance to cover or exit before going straight to zero.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:19 2020 No.18508225 >>18508037 this, but ironically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:20 2020 No.18508226 >>18508131 >IMAGINE BEING A BEAR AND MISSING THE CORONA VIRUS BOOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:28 2020 No.18508228 t. eurofag here i literally can’t sleep right now i was on the verge of buying MFA and look now god i’m sad right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:34 2020 No.18508232 File: 13 KB, 215x234, 1583340801993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18508057 I didn't capitulate because I wanted to. I literally was forced out of the few positions I can actually move in order to stay afloat.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:39:36 2020 No.18508233

>>18508190
People will see their portfolios up massively, look at the terrible economic situation the majority of the country is in, and cut and run with their gains while they still have them, thereby crashing the market. It will cascade like never before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:40:00 2020 No.18508238 >>18508119 I don't trust Gilead at all, China certainly wasn't regarding it as a cure either, and they ran trials there, but it's plausible as an effective therapy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:40:05 2020 No.18508239 >>18508155 I doubt it its popular and it doesnt really cost the government a lot because like 80% of people dont have one because they are too poor to have any kind of savings

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:40:09 2020 No.18508240 WAIIIIIT What about GE?? Didn't BA just anounce they were going to start up production??

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:40:13 2020 No.18508244 File: 88 KB, 900x600, 1585935881290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So whats preventing me from just holding a bag of SPXL and ride it to the top?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:14 2020 No.18508253 File: 85 KB, 680x827, 960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18508232 even better..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:23 2020 No.18508256 >>18508057 that's not anime you seething fag, it's some wierd stupid shit. go back to jerking off to pegging or whatever you little queer.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:30 2020 No.18508257
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AMC is up nearly 40%. When they're filing for bankruptcy. When half of the country cannot even go to the theaters. When no new movies are being released.

STOCK GOOD
CRYPTO BAD. TOO MUCH MANIPULATION.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:34 2020 No.18508259 >>18508120 NET has basically been inversing the market these last few weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:38 2020 No.18508262 >>18508244 you getting nervous when it drops 50% and panic selling at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:41:39 2020 No.18508263 >>18507470 This guy can't be stopped

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:06 2020 No.18508271 >>18507712 this is the golden age for day trading and you people are still talking about "investments" smhtbhfam

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 16 19:42:06 2020 No.18508272 >>18508214 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH61hFsma24

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:11 2020 No.18508274 >>18508244 >So whats preventing me from just holding a bag of SPXL and ride it to the top? Only the natural human tendency to sabotage yourself out of the gains you rightfully deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:15 2020 No.18508275 >>18508256 whatever, go fuck a squid or water dragon you tendie fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:24 2020 No.18508280 >>18508257 >at the point the retard realized the market anticipates and shoots both to the upside and downside based on emotions

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:38 2020 No.18508283 >>18508257 Bulls can't explain this one. This is one of the worst cases. >people actively avoiding theaters in general >AMC, a theater, is going bankrupt >BRO 40% BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:40 2020 No.18508284 >>18508226 imagine not just day trading and earning a fuckton from this clown market. only idiots take sides and stick to them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:43:07 2020 No.18508292 >>18508257 holy shit anon you should short that shit if you like money you're not a retard right? and you DO have a real broker that lets you short-sell right?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:43:13 2020 No.18508294 >>18508272 thank you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:43:24 2020 No.18508300 >>18508228 so buy tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:43:33 2020 No.18508303 >>18508278 >>18508278 >>18508278 new

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:43:58 2020 No.18508306 >>18508044 I would if I could

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:00 2020 No.18508308 people are giving less and less of a shit about this virus as days go by by summer, we'll be business as usual time to buy is now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:00 2020 No.18508309 >>18508283 trump and fawchi literally just said we can see movies again we are opening up what do you not understand dipshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:01 2020 No.18508310 >>18508233 >People will see their portfolios up massively, look at the terrible economic situation the majority of the country is in, and cut and run with their gains That never happens until the rug pull has been initiated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:07 2020 No.18508312 >full hysteria >chinks already rejected so called 'cure' I'm shorting tomorrow and no one can stop me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:07 2020 No.18508313 File: 1.38 MB, 640x1136, garcia.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18508257 >>18507983 you're retarded if you have NO idea what asset valuations are, you realize bankruptcy doesnt mean the company goes into a black hole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:22 2020 No.18508318 >>18507750 Me too anon, keep the cash ready for the next dip.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:44:36 2020 No.18508324

>>18508257
Yeah I saw that. They probably aren't going to file for bankruptcy for a little while as they will try to just not pay employees (or management, lol) or rent on any of their properties, which they can plausibly do because nobody wants to evict a cinema as you end up with a useless property without complete renovations. But even after the lockdown ends people aren't going to go back to the cinema. Cinema attendance is dead for a long time, Hollywood delayed all releases until July. Honestly it's just retardation at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:45:40 2020 No.18508343 >>18508155 >unrecoverable foreign dividend tax i have a TFSA and have a few US ETFs in it (SPY and XLK) is that bad? >down 30% because I bought in February i know this is bad, but is holding US ETFs bad. should i sell these and buy Canadian ones?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:45:47 2020 No.18508345

>>18508155
>>18508218
The foreign withholding tax is nothing compared to having to pay income tax. You want to grow your TSFA now while you still can. I don't think ever completely take it away, probably just they cap contributions.
>>18508239
I don't think the government realized just how many people will grow the TSFA to be millions of dollars and just how fast returns compound. They're losing billions of dollars in taxable revenue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:46:42 2020 No.18508363 >>18508313 Their assets are not great. Can't do much with any of their assets except... cinema.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:48:22 2020 No.18508399

>>18508218
>sheer difference in the rate of change between american and canadian stocks.
USA does have robust and diverse economy. Ultimately, if Canada has craters and investor's question Canada's ability to pay its debts, i think you will see Canada sell off some crown and federal agencies.
>Sauce? They're fucking it up because it's too good for the slaves of this marvelous chinese prison aren't they?
it is too good to be true, as far as the govt sees it. It's more of a long term critical outlook of the TFSA. With the increasing contribution room, compound growth for millenials and zoomers in the next 20yrs. the gov't (in need of revenue) will look at the juicy $'s in Canadians TFSA's.
A new rule they may implement would be, for example. first $5k withdrawn is tax free but anything over has to be included as income.
Currently, TFSA withdrawals do not affect your ability to get gov't benefits(Oas, GIS etc) due to withdrawals not being counted as income.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:48:40 2020 No.18508407 STILL haven't recieved my trump bucks even though I'm eligible. WTF is this bullshit

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:49:00 2020 No.18508414

>>18508345
It's already capped, it's about 5k per year (depending on year) but unlike rrsp it's retroactive (so you can currently put about 65k in even if you have 0 so far, and next your you'll be able to put a total around 70k).
You're exactly right about the foreign tax vs real taxes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:49:53 2020 No.18508429

>>18508363
>Their assets are not great. Can't do much with any of their assets except... cinema.
Did you read their book value? or are you just bullshitting? I gaurantee it's trading below book value which means the usefulness of their current assets is price in. I didn't short JCP at 50 cents 1 month because it was trading below book value and im almost certain AMC is the same.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:50:17 2020 No.18508441

>>18508190
Personally I think that no matter what, the economy will be choked by the JP Morgan Chase mortgage guidelines. Even in the case of a vshaped recovery, we're going to see the housing market taper off if not fall.

1. Combine this with how JPMC had lost a shitload of their money, along with a large amount of other banks, I'm inclined to think that less people are going to pay their mortgage than ever. Anyone out of a job is completely fucked and boomers won't be able to buy mortgage bonds.

2. For the rest of the market, the extreme volatility will probably knock everyone with a 401k back quite a bit. I'm sure a lot yoinked out their money from fear and didn't buy back in. So they lost a lot of money too. Most small mom and pop style jobs are out of the question since each business has been bleeding out money. They will not get a bailout despite representing probably more jobs than a retail business.

3. The fed is full of fucking kikes, so you know what else they'll do? Negative interest rates. People who own mortgages already will gain money and people who save money in their bank accounts will lose it. So even if you want that 20% down you basically have to pay additional taxes to build it. We need a 401k style savings account for home building.

Conclusion: So the modern consumer will have little to no leverage for buying a house (Imagine owning 100k at 20 years old as a normie). They also will have trouble working in smaller places that generally have higher potential to pay (People tip more at those mom and pop shops than they do at a place like Starbucks). They will have less spending money, they will be over leveraged and in debt and they will have very little money for trivial things.

TLDR FAGGOT: No matter what happens, we're going into a recession. If the market panics and people can't save, they'll be stuck in complete poverty for a very long time. What's this mean? My output is Bvllish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:50:25 2020 No.18508443 >>18508233 No they won't. They'll hold for as long as possible until the panic hits and they realize "they missed the top", just like everyone here does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:50:51 2020 No.18508452 >>18508399 So TFSA would become double-taxed, making it a literal scam. I can just see this happen, knowing this shithole of a country and its incredible levels of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:53:32 2020 No.18508492 >>18508343 Horizon have s&p500-tracking ETFs in CAD, go with these instead (just an example).

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 16 19:53:49 2020 No.18508496 >>18508272 thank you again!

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:55:15 2020 No.18508512

>>18508313
>coomer brain
Apparently you don't know how it works, retard. Share holders are at the bottom of the bankruptcy stack and get nothing. Banks are at the top, then bond holders, then share holders if theres even anything left (hint: there isn't anything left).

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:57:44 2020 No.18508549

>>18508343
Not really. Ideally you would have your American stocks in a RRSP and have a maxed out TSFA for everything else, but it's more important to max out your TSFA.
>>18508414
I mean capped to a lifetime contribution amount so it isn't used to replace an RRSP. I really don't think RRSPs make much sense compared to TSFAs. If you put $10,000 into an RRSP, you may save the $2,500 or whatever you would have paid in taxes but in 35 years when you go to retire, that amount would have grown to over $100,000, assuming a 7% return, and you would pay tax on whatever you take out which would be much higher than $2,500 saved. Income taxes in retirement will be higher than what most young people currently pay, they aren't deferring shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:59:52 2020 No.18508572 >>18508512 look at the ratio of stock price to book value dumbass, thats already priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:00:54 2020 No.18508597 >>18507620 >those headlines >that green You can't make that shit up

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:10:32 2020 No.18508745

>>18508188
>>18508188
>>18508188
no retard, i didnt say that whatsoever. stop taking the most most extreme, passive aggressive read possible jesus christ. what i said is boring truth: nobody knew how this was gonna go without test results, it still abides by data, and nobody knows how quickly (*not necessarily how FAST, but how fast OR how slow) the positive numbers will go back up. nobody CAN know until we go through it. thats what UNKNOWN means retard.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:21:29 2020 No.18508920
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Mfw sold 2x 79 strike 2x 80 strike GILD calls for a loss 2 hours before close, and 2x MRNA 40 calls for just $550 profit.....

At least I've got a massive stack of TSLA QQQ and GOOG calls that will all be ITM tomorrow.

Gon' be gud

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:26:18 2020 No.18508987 >>18507973 holy shit man do you have more of that chick on the left?

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