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>> No.18503632

god idk what to do right now

>> No.18503633

>GME went from 4.12 to 5
why
why are you giving me hope

>> No.18503635

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>> No.18503638
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THIS IS AN ANIME THREAD

>> No.18503643

Keep buying AMZN goys no top in sight.

>> No.18503645
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18503645

first for anime

>> No.18503647

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18503649

I WANT MY MONEY BACK THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!!

>> No.18503650

>>18503616
DIP INCOMING. What PUTS are you niggers holding?

>> No.18503653

good option plays for poorfags? .05/contract is about as high as I can go right now.

>> No.18503654
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18503654

>this pump

>> No.18503655
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18503655

Bros, give me some stocks to stock (kek) up on as a new trader. I bought my first Ford shares recently and have been showing up at Wall Street every morning since then. I have to be at Ford HQ tomorrow for a meeting.

>> No.18503658

>>18503635
DO NOT GO TO THIS LINK YOU WILL GET A VIRUS

>> No.18503659

Lmao Bezo’s leading the change that no one can do anything until everyone has been tested for the common cold. Meanwhile everyone is 10x more reliant on amazon. Bald head kike wanna be super villain faggot cuck

>> No.18503660
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>>18503638
BASED

>> No.18503664
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18503664

>he bought my puts
heh

>> No.18503665

what else are you guys doing besides AAAAAAAing and OOOOOOOOOing in these threads every day?

me? im learning to be a codemonkey. it's pretty fun. just set up wsl on my laptop and following some gay python tutorials

>> No.18503666
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18503666

>all anime posters are all trannies

Now this is a new level of retarded.

>> No.18503667

>>18503638
what's your new name gonna be?

it's a big decision don't take it lightly

>> No.18503673
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>>18503632
Do this.

>> No.18503675

>>18503658
Shut the fuck up, Chang.

>> No.18503676

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>> No.18503677
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18503677

>coming to messageboard created to discuss anime
>complaining about anime
why
are
you
here?

>> No.18503679
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18503679

Serious question: does anyone know if the BLS state employment and unemployment report will have any away in the market tomorrow?

>> No.18503682

>>18503650
spy

>> No.18503685

Quad witching day tomorrow boys. Prepare for RED

>> No.18503686

>>18503667
Alice :)

>> No.18503690

>>18503679
It's all priced in.

>> No.18503695
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>>18503638
based
post more

>> No.18503696

>>18503679
Line go up

>> No.18503697

>>18503650
SQQQ calls and puts. $10 and $5 puts and $15 calls with June expiration

>> No.18503699

>>18503665
I've been considering doing this especially if quarantine keeps going through May

>>18503677
/biz/ - Business & Finance

do you parents support your transition?

>> No.18503701
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>>18503685

remember last time we called a squad witch red day?

>> No.18503707

>>18503665
>python
>memelanguage

>> No.18503711
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>> No.18503716

>>18503699
Anime website

>> No.18503717

>>18503679
It has had an impact you just can't see it because AMZN's ATH has been hiding it for weeks.

>> No.18503719
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18503719

Jack in the Box has printed me too much money. Im donating it all to charity

>> No.18503726
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>>18503699
it's time to stop posting

>> No.18503728

>>18503699
You've been projecting a lot lately anon-chan. Don't tell me you're still in the closet in 2020? Don't you know being a tranny is cool and hip nowadays? Go on then, the world's ready for you! You be you, the rest of us have cunny to discuss!

>> No.18503730

>>18503665
harvard has free courses online right now during this covid shit

>> No.18503733

Is gold going to moon 2% in the next 20 hours? I'm think I should probably just fucking cut losses here.

>> No.18503736

>>18503707
what should i start off with? COBOL? C? assembly?

>> No.18503737

Oh man that was a pathetic pump, if this is all the bulls have left we're going down tomorrow.

>> No.18503739

>>18503701
this time its different

>> No.18503744

>>18503654
Iron nigga

>> No.18503746
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>>18503635
this is cool

>> No.18503750

>>18503719
>donating
Is it hard being retarded?

>> No.18503751

>>18503701
Well it was a quad witch day. It's just that it played out differently than quad witch days normally play out.

>> No.18503754

Someone tell bezo’s that it doesn’t matter how much he lifts weights or dresses like mfa fag that once a dork always a dork.

>> No.18503755

>>18503707
Python is okay as babby's first memelanguage.
>>18503736
No, keep going. Once you're comfy with python you should pick up C and C++ though.

>> No.18503756
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18503756

getting an instacart delivery from Aldi, anybody want anything?

>> No.18503760

>>18503679
>tomorrow
Nah that shit probably had it's effect in the last two week or even last month.

>> No.18503765

>>18503726
what pronouns do you prefer? I'll do my best to be courteous

>> No.18503767

>>18503716
4chan is long from being an anime website

>> No.18503768

>>18503665
studying for Security+

>> No.18503771

>>18503756
fig newtons

>> No.18503777

>>18503736
Memes aside C.

You'll learn memory management and just about all declarative languages use its syntax model

>> No.18503779
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>>18503736
C/C++ is what galaxybrains use

>> No.18503781
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18503781

>>18503728
>>18503699

>> No.18503786

YOU WERE MY CONSCIENCE SO SOLID NOW YOU'RE LIKE WATER

>> No.18503791
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>>18503767

>> No.18503793
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18503793

imagine being a /pol/fag browsing /smg/...

>> No.18503794

>>18503756
Any orange soda would be much appreciated

>> No.18503802
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>>18503650
GE and Macy's because I am a poorfag and can't afford bigger ones. On the brightside, they may print big time if we get a monumental red day because of how it cost like 40 bucks to take a stab at GE printing 10 dollars a cent for me if it meets my strike tomorrow. Which it can.


Also, if I make good profit tomorrow if it is a huge dump, gonna actually fill the rest of my JC Penny quota from 250 to 1200. I think it might actually be possible for it to be bought, if it is tomorrow I won't miss out and if not and day is red then I will be ready.

>> No.18503805

>>18503750
No dummy, even literal retards can do it.

>> No.18503809

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18503813

DAT PUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppp

>> No.18503816

>>18503791
Weebs are cancer. Don't cut your dick off when you transition. it'll give you a higher chance of suicide

>> No.18503817
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>>18503765
look at the color of my ID
any more questions?

>> No.18503819

>>18503809
shortu squeeze desu

>> No.18503824

>>18503733
Yeah it could but it probably wont.

>> No.18503832

Now that's what I call a pump (1550).
Gapped up midday. I thought my shit was broken.

>> No.18503833

>>18503816
i'll let my son and daughter know, thanks.

>> No.18503835

AMZN to fucking Saturn. It's coming boys.

>> No.18503836

>>18503805
Huh.. Sounds fucking retarded

>> No.18503837

>>18503793
just know that it's 2020 and more people will support your transition that you realize

if this was 20 years ago and you made this decision it would be much hard, plus think of how much better the surgeries are!

>> No.18503838

Right on schedule, 3:50

>> No.18503840
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18503840

BUY DHT
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18503842

>>18503809
>>18503813
For the 1000th time it's people buying to cover their shorts.

>> No.18503844
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18503844

IT BEGINS

EOD RALLY TIME

>> No.18503845

Imagine being a bear and challenging the absolute hubiris required to short infinite QE and the will of every being on earth. Might as well short fucking Goku.

>> No.18503848
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18503848

>>18503809

>> No.18503851

>challenging the fed
>fighting Jerome

Bobos are Dumb

>> No.18503854
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18503854

>>18503793
of course i know him
he is me

>> No.18503857

>>18503736
Common Lisp.

>> No.18503858

>>18503638
Based Godess of Capitalism.

>> No.18503860
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18503860

>>18503817

>> No.18503862

>>18503833
don't molest them

>> No.18503868

FUCK THE FEDS

>> No.18503874

Just wait until all those puts expire tomorrow. Monday is going to be blood red, this is the first time I have ever said this btw.

>> No.18503875

>>18503851
>Thinking the Fed is real.
They'd be pumping banks if they had any power.

>> No.18503877

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18503878
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18503878

>> No.18503880

>>18503767
Wrong

>> No.18503882
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18503882

>> No.18503883

>>18503840
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON

>> No.18503884

>>18503875
Uh. Thats literally their job.

>> No.18503892

>>18503793
/spoltvbiz/ masterrace

>> No.18503895
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18503895

holy shit what a retard

>>18503767
4chan is an anime website
since inception

>>18503751
your definition of "normal" witching days was established during an amazing bull run

>>18503840
nah I don't want to go bald until I can afford whatever Elon is using

>>18503878
based

>> No.18503897

Remember faggots
M A R T I N G A L E
A
R
T
I
N
and also
G
A
L
E

If you're going to be gambling, at least do it responsibly.

>> No.18503902

>>18503817
Fag

>> No.18503903
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18503903

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18503907

HOSANNA

FOREVER

>> No.18503909

NEW BVULL MARKET

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18503910

Will SPY break 280!?!?

>> No.18503911

>that end of day pump

FUCK. My SPY275 puts are going to expire worthless tomorrow... I fucking knew it. Fuck this rigged shit.

>> No.18503913

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

>> No.18503914
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>>18503857
Based.

>> No.18503915

>>18503878
>Touhou-posting

go on

>> No.18503919

>>18503664
plenty of time untill expiration

>> No.18503920

raytheon OOOOOO

>> No.18503921

>>18503895
The last time a quad witching day happened in the middle of a massive sell off and the beginning of a recession was in 08 and it played out the exact same then.

>> No.18503924
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>>18503909
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE BULL NOWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18503925

>all time highs at the advent of a depression
IT'S

A

LONG

WAY


DOOOOOOOOWN

HYUUH

>> No.18503927

>>18503884
There job is to save the market. Pumping AMZN while everything else dumps isn't the Fed, it was never the Fed.

>> No.18503932
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18503932

How do I invest in anime stock?

>> No.18503934

>these end of day pumps
like pottery

>> No.18503935

>>18503750
you tell me Ford bagholder

>> No.18503941

Alright... I'm all-in AAPL puts. Tim better let a lot of people down.

>> No.18503942
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18503942

Going bankrupt and up 12%. Fuck this whole thing.

>> No.18503947
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>this is all the bulls can do
shorted

>> No.18503948
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18503948

RTX IS FLYING

>> No.18503951

>JCP +6%

>> No.18503952
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>>18503910
but who knows

>> No.18503953
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>>18503932
idk

>> No.18503965

I'm 90% convinced that we're seeing an influx of weeb posting because a bunch of them got Trumpbux in the mail

>> No.18503966

3 MINUTES SOMEONE GIVE ME A MEME OPTION TO PLAY

>> No.18503969

>>18503935
You'll regret those words a year from now when it's worth $50 and paying dividends again

>> No.18503970

>>18503932
medical device companies that specialist in sex-change surgeries

>> No.18503971
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18503971

Absolute clown market

>> No.18503972

>>18503932
buy C

>> No.18503982
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18503982

This is why we’re pumping.

>> No.18503992

Gee what an unusual end to the day

>> No.18503993

>>18503971
>last human dies today 1 year after alien virus lands on Earth
>Stock markets hit new high!
>this has been your automated news network

>> No.18503996
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18503996

>up the stairs and off the cliff
>see you tomorrow gay bulls I hope you cashed out

>> No.18503998

>>18503982
good, we can dump overnight.

>> No.18504002

>>18503911
Better hope futureniggers decide to be merciful and present you with a gap down

>> No.18504005

I bought my first biotech shares today. When will I become rich?

>> No.18504007

>>18503982
No it's not the pump is entirely AMZN.

>> No.18504009

>>18503982
>guidelines
What happened to "ultimate authority"?

>> No.18504017

>>18503932
Buy Japanese companies being sold on the American markets. There are actually quite a few. Mitsubishi financial group is my pet one because it's stable and has good dividends. Mizuho, honda, isuzu, and other such companies. Hell you could even get in on Softbank as it is getting hit but has good upside potential.
The majority of Japanese animation companies are connected to the larger bank companies and thus are affected. IN a way it's like investing in anime.

>> No.18504020

>>18503730
interesting. They are offering a course on Data Science and using the GFC as a case study

>> No.18504021

>>18503982
So after that's announced and the last bit of good news can be milked, that's when the rugpull happens, right? SPY 180?

>> No.18504022

>>18504009
he said its if they try to open before they're ready he's gonna tell em to fuck off and shut it down

>> No.18504024
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18504024

>this market

im shook bois

>> No.18504025

>>18503851
The fed is trying to destroy the dollar, I'm betting they will succeed. The people betting on dollar denominated equities are the ones fighting the fed.

>> No.18504026

>>18503971
Comparing the news with performance of market is laughable. Market is completely fraudulent and irrational. Anyone who believes in the efficient market hypothesis is a moron.

>> No.18504030
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18504030

Ooooooooh Mumu.....

>> No.18504031

LCI to $60

>> No.18504035

>>18504009

It's been like 4 years and you haven't realized Trump just says shit as he feels like it?

>> No.18504038

So am I going to have to spend 5.7k.i don't have if this option expires in the money

>> No.18504041
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18504041

How did you do today anon?

>> No.18504042

>>18504002
nope they will kill all the puts

>> No.18504045

>>18501868
it still blows my mind how many of you there are on /smg/ who can't even afford $25k (realistically more like $30k). poor people have no business gambling on the markets, you should spend your time improving yourself and getting your shit together in life first, enough to have an education and a good decently paying job and making sacrifices to save up the money you need to trade.

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18504051

LMAO the regular scheduled end of day pump. Get the vibe it's no longer instilling as much hope.

Oh Jerome your manipulation won't last forever especially when some stocks get a short spike and immediately back down they go.

>> No.18504056

>>18503982
Holy fuck they’re going to ruin the country. Their event 201 didn’t work cause made in China is shit so they’re gonna make us fight each other

>> No.18504062

AND WALLAH! JVST LIKE THAT, THE S&P WILL NEVER BE BELOW 2800 EVER AGAIN!

>> No.18504064

>>18504009
probably realized its better to let new york collapse than infect the entire planet

>> No.18504069

no no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID BOEING TANK SO MUCH
FUCK

>> No.18504073

>>18503993
i mean if the power stayed on and the ISPs did too i could see it desu
its not like most of this shit isnt just quants and algos and shit

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18504075

kek

>> No.18504076

My hands are beginning to feel week. I might have to let go of these heavy BAgs.

>> No.18504078
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The highest volume of the entire day was that end of minute dump. Did anyone else see that?

Rest in Peace tomorrow, moo moos

>> No.18504083

cmon chilis post

>> No.18504092

>>18504041
Down on GE and MUFG. But only by like 20 dollars.
I'm seeing a few of my higher dividend stocks begin to move into the low point I wanna see to buy in at.

>> No.18504101

>>18504045
>have an education
>decently paying job
>making sacrifices to save up the money you need to trade
30 year old boomers, amirite

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>>18504083
ding dong ding
how much money did you lose today bobos

>> No.18504107

Chili's guy if you don't post I'm gonna steal your thunder again

>> No.18504109
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>>18504041
+5%

>> No.18504113
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>CAT doing fine
baby come back
you don't know what you meant to me

>> No.18504117

Citigroup is taking over Nokia.

>> No.18504119

>>18504017
>Softbank has good upside potential
They are grappling with their We Work debacle. They double downed last year and pulled out recently. Now in litigation. Also, WeWork said they aren't paying rent in New York. They lease the most commercial real estate in that State

>> No.18504121

>>18503767
I don't even like anime but you've outed yourself there...

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.78%, dissapointing day for individual holds. Noticed a ton of decliners/outflow while indices hold steady/up, a little disconcerting. Still holding butterfree, looks like it could easy finish strongly in the money, grabbed a little more USO, strange behavior from ess pee ex, seems like we're in the waiting room circling the point of control waiting for something, opec? :O

>> No.18504128

>>18504041
-10%

>> No.18504131

>>18504038
they're fucking with you just using jargon, dude
i don't know the answer either, but i do know you're not going to get a straight answer here
just wait and see what happens

>> No.18504133
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>>18503638
For the economics.

Tomorrow and Monday will be insane. We've been crabbing way too much during earnings. MM's are going to finalize their positions tomorrow, and Monday after all shorts are cleared we are going to insanity.

>> No.18504135

predict blood red futures, we open tomorrow at 270 or just a tad below. so many bullchads holding bags

>> No.18504141

>>18503911
fucking shit i got the same exact 275 put expiring tomorrow, i decided not to sell today hopefully there will be a dump sometime tomorrow and we can recover something

>> No.18504144

>>18504104
50%. my fucking gains from yesterdays +97% are gone and then some! C'est la vie.

>> No.18504145
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18504145

What’s this pattern called?

>> No.18504147
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LET'S FUCKIN GO P&G
MAKE MY FUCKIN TRUMP BUX SING BABY!!

>> No.18504150

Can I get one serving of *clack*clack*clack* please. AMZN is ready to kill this market no matter which direction it goes.

>> No.18504152

>>18504078
My puts moved hard in the last few seconds, must have been a huge IV pump.

>> No.18504153

>>18503767
4cucks is literally an botnet desu

posted from my Ipad™

>> No.18504156

>>18504045
trading is a meme. That's why you see so many 'traders' here

>> No.18504157

>>18503840
sauce

>> No.18504162
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18504162

Is this bullmarket?

>> No.18504164

Incremented my RDS.B holdings. Keep these cheapies coming.

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>>18503951

>> No.18504167

> down 1,100

i am long only

>> No.18504169

>>18504101
i guess, it worked for me. it's simple but it's not easy. i feel bad for all of the kids out there who can't hack it in calculus for sci&eng

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>>18504125
+.95%, woot woot

>> No.18504179

ok good session I'm gonna go beat my meat

not an animefag so I still have my meat to beat

>> No.18504186

>>18503948
You shills are turning me off of rtx. Am considering that it may just be bagholders of utn or whatever it was called trying to pump it to breakeven.

Because lets be real if that stock is going to succeed it will do it without your hardcore cheerleading. The fact you're cheerleading it so hard makes me questions it's value.

>> No.18504187

rigged game, no fundementals, algo bots

i feel bad for the blue collard sheep this world is f*cked up

>> No.18504190

Guys, Is there any gems in this trash?
I haven't check them all.

$SDRL (Seem Maybe)

$KTP
$JCP
$VAL
$LIZI
$NRGU
$BKRIF
$CADE
$AIG/WS
$RIG
$CDEV
$FET
$REML
$QEP
$BTE
$HRUSF
$TMST
$REED
$ENLC
$XERS
$TTI
$MLND
$CRARY
$CCLP
$BIOL
$JT
$MDCA
$EGY
$HLIX

>> No.18504191
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>>18503965

>/a/ takes a fieldtrip to /biz/ to learn about investing

>> No.18504192

Get crabbed on

>> No.18504200

>>18504041
Made a completely ludicrous play completely outside of my normal strategy in buying a put that I meant to hold over night, a little after the 10 am low. I usually only buy in the morning when I want to day trade but I didn't want to today. I rolled it out to a May 15 put so theta won't rape me so much. -20% on the day.

>> No.18504203

>>18504125
Down 0.03%. Most boring day I’ve had.

>> No.18504206

>>18504041
+5% on what I risked, +3% brokerage, like +1.5% of liquid assets, probably negative on net worth because of my house

>> No.18504209

>>18504179
B A S E D

>> No.18504219

TECL and WMT are saving my otherwise shitty decisions

>> No.18504221

>>18504125
made over 2% on AMD today, feels good. i usually shoot for 1% but some days are better than others.

>> No.18504228

>>18504169
just recently i heard about some turnarounds for hiring at small engineering firms in the US. I'm really hoping that the IP theft stops. I got raped applying a few years ago and went into shit tier finance which went much better for me, unfortunately.

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>>18504125
up 5.9%
bout to be up 100% if this PG earnings goes the way it's obviously going to.
all in on 5/1 PG 122c

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18504236

Bought $7000 SPY 290/300 puts MAY 15

>> No.18504243

im so fucking bored of my dumb wagie life and too pussy to end it so im glad this retarded virus came along. something to do for at least few months. best case a few years

>> No.18504247

grabbed a few Wells Fargo today since its basically at its March low

>> No.18504252

>>18504125
My IRA is doing better than my Managed portfolio at this point. Thinking about just going 60% QQQ and 40% EDV and fucking off for a while. that being said;
I am down -1.85% on my managed
Up 1.71% on my IRA

>> No.18504256

>EOD green
FUCK YOU JEROME I WILL SEND MY COMPLAINT

>> No.18504271
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>>18504045
I'm no commie but the wealth inequality in this country really is fucked.

>> No.18504275
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18504275

I would have many children with younger Dr. Fauci!

>> No.18504276

>>18503650
SPY/2650/0.1/17.06

>> No.18504280

>>18504231
what did you buy the 122 calls for?

>> No.18504285
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>>18504125
Green day
I. am. Greedy

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>>18503665
I started a garden

>> No.18504287

>>18504125
Lost 2.5%. I made a really awful trade yesterday and it got stopped out today, making me lose all my gains for the week. Then I entered 4 green positions which almost made up everything I lost yesterday.

>> No.18504292

>>18504275
mother fucker looks like he just stepped out of a cadillac with a colt python

>> No.18504294

>>18504247
I wish they weren't such shitbirds, that looks tempting

>> No.18504295

>>18504285
Great day for foodies, you see KHC got upgraded again? BGS flying :o
>>18504252
yaya so many individuals down between 2-5% while indices up

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>>18504125
I'm financially uncomfortable.
Liquidating MSFT to buy BA yesterday was a retarded mistake that I made.

>> No.18504304

>>18504125
Up 3% through a lucky JPM put

>> No.18504305

>>18504280
$330, got 4 of em

>> No.18504306

>>18504228
>small engineering firms

i work for a global corporation lol. im actually collecting free gibbs right now because of coronachan, but i get to come back whenever the govt allows us and my boss is really on edge about getting me back in ASAP. companies seem to really be chomping at the bit to get back to work and get the slaves running the machines again. i don't care though, my goal is between my salary and day trading i can retire when im 40 or so.

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>LK down 90% since Jan

>> No.18504308

>>18504203
Lol down 0.03 as well haha

>> No.18504315

>>18503965
A couple of weeks ago it was /pol/ posters who wanted to be in the middle of a massive happening

>> No.18504317

>>18504286
that's pretty rad

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>>18504286
Started my seedlings earlier this week, this is the only green that matters bros

>> No.18504325

>>18504302
hey svensken, im down 30.000 sek from my initial capital, bought extra SPY puts and STNG calls today

>> No.18504329

>>18504302
How the fuck do you lose almost 10% on a single trade, holy shit

>> No.18504332

>>18504305
fuck you should have told me an hour ago i would have picked one up

>> No.18504347

>>18504295
>KHC got upgraded again
why?

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>tfw I bought a shit ton of Zynga calls a month ago
feels fucking good brahs

>> No.18504350

>>18504302
i always forget you guys arent on yuropesos

>> No.18504359

>>18504324
cuties! What're you growing?
>>18504347
I have no idea. Just buy it nyaa

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>>18504125
Chilis man, -9.31% today :( All options are 4/17
Took profit on TSM calls early, profit on MS puts late. I also cashed out puts on KEY and BK that profited while my put on IIIN went worthless.
Increased my position in: GEO, AAPL, DBX, CROX, MMM, ZM, NXDA, ISRG.
Trimmed my position in: CCOI, LMT, AMZN, COST, NEOG, LCI, LHX, WM, SLV, EHTH, REFR.
Options for tomorrow: NVDA 305c, ROKU 120p, WORK 30c, HDB 37.5p / 35p, PG 122c,
RF 9p, SLB 14p / 13p
Earnings tomorrow are going to be epic.

>> No.18504363

when is orangeman announcing the BIG news today?

>> No.18504365

>>18504329
>How
BBBoeing

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>>18504175
-50%, put all my eggs in the AAPL puts. Tim's stock better drop like 10% tomorrow. Have another picture of zeal.

>> No.18504374

>>18504332
they got down to like 290 in the middle of the day. VIX bottomed at the same time as PG did. i fucked up and bought on a green line but should be all right

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Lol

Taking out 30% and saving it for FFS

>> No.18504382

Second week of May
XOM or MRO?

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>>18504295
when my JACK and BGS were down 50% I thought I was in the bottomless hole, but here we are a month later and no loss but in fact big gain

>> No.18504389

>Junk bonds saw a record inflow of $7.63billion as investors followed the fed

>> No.18504390

>>18504362
oh man my dude you really shouldnt be that specific
webcrawlers r reel

>> No.18504391

>>18504365
That has nothing to do with the question, sven. Damn, I hate you /smgamblers/ sometimes.

>> No.18504397

>>18504286
>>18504324
Any good reading material for botany?
I was hoping to get started.

>> No.18504405

Do you guys think GE will ever regain its american glory or is it forever gone?

I'm thinking about selling my OKE for it.

>> No.18504407

What’s happening with inflation right now ?

>> No.18504409

>>18504391
im not scven tho
he said something about boeing so i assumed thats where most of the rough unprotected dicking down came from

>> No.18504414

>>18504362
based, make sure you purchase more GEO with your winnings 2morrow!
>>18504385
people need spices for their yucky tacos, it's a synergistic play

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>>18504275
Imagine that this nigger is 80 years and looks like hes in his mid 50s. I want whatever snake oil hes selling

>> No.18504426

>>18504407
what's inflation?

>> No.18504432
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18504432

When to go all in on American semiconductors?

>> No.18504433

>>18504409
All I'm saying is where the fuck is the stop loss, sven and svendefender? HMM? WHERE IS THE STOP LOSS?

>> No.18504441
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18504441

>>18504286
Based

>> No.18504448

>>18504426
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>> No.18504449

>>18503883
Daniel Sea

>> No.18504451

>>18504407
its dont
the real problem is if it continues to deflate

unless youre holding shitworld currencies of course
then its a thing

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>>18504359
Got tomatoes, eggplant, runner beans, cukes, zucchini, a pepper, and some squash started, hoping to plant them outside in a month or so when it gets warmer. I'll put corn, carrots, and some greens directly out. Have a few herbs on the go as well but they can be finicky with transplants

>> No.18504454

>>18504125
Down 1.2% today, not a bad red day. Everything was red except for SYY, and JCP oddly enough (not that my piddly 10 shares of it would do anything haha).

>> No.18504457

>>18504362
I wussed out on NVDA but you’re gonna catch a rocket. That mellanox thing today is big and I think no one noticed because muh jobs and muh banks.

>> No.18504459

>>18504432
>he didn’t buy SOXL at 91

>> No.18504470

>>18504433
he was prolly on lev or memeslinging long options
its kinda the national sport for /smg/estine after all

>> No.18504472

>>18503633
There is a lot of shit happening behind the scenes.
This will be biblical.

>> No.18504474

when do I buy netflix stocks?

>> No.18504475

WTF I bought an SPX condor today and TW said the max loss is $70. I checked just now and my loss is $190. WHAT!!!!

>> No.18504482

>>18504420
its called having a white collar job ... there is a reason blue collar guys look 60 at 40 because they work physically hard and stress so much bullshit

>> No.18504486

>>18504432
what is your trading thesis for why they'll go up? if your thesis is valid why don't you just try DCA'ing in a little at a time at various support levels? like for example say you want to have a 1k shares position in total, so you start by buying 200 shares today and then 200 are the next 4 support levels, and you'll sell at whatever 5% over the average share price is or whatever you want your target to be.

>> No.18504488

>>18504474
a month ago

>> No.18504493

>>18503638
filtered

>> No.18504496
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18504496

Am I fucked? I'm seriously freaking out right now.

>> No.18504516

>>18504432
once we annex Taiwan

>> No.18504528

>>18503666
cope

>> No.18504532

>>18504453
i started some peppers, but i guess i started way too early. got any idea what overnight temps they can manage?

>> No.18504533
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>>18504420
Jeeeeeezus he really is 79...
Tiny motherfucker absolutely mogs trump in mental acuity and not looking like a bloated corpse.

>>18504125
I fucked up bad. WFC put spread is exposing me to tooooo much downside risk.
Rest of my portfolio is mooning. Nintendo and Regeneron are fucking killing it.

>> No.18504544

>>18504496
I don't understand what I'm looking at

>> No.18504553

>>18504459
>He didn't buy at 55

>> No.18504555

>>18504528
>>18504493
>>>/r/eddit is that way

>> No.18504561

>>18504453
mmmm basil, I have a little planter box where I get fresh basil every year, kind of odd now that I think about it, pretty sure it's not meant to be a perennial

>> No.18504566

>>18504420
He runs every day.

>> No.18504568

>>18504561
it's not, kek

>> No.18504569

>>18504420
Clean living friend

>> No.18504575

>>18504544
I bought a put for the first time ever, and it expires tomorrow and I don't have the cash to buy 100 shares if it doesn't sell before it expires.

>> No.18504578

I spent 5k on SPY puts three weeks ago because of you guys. I"m never listening to /smg/ again :(

>> No.18504589
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18504589

>that AH volume on PG

>> No.18504594

>>18504575
larp

>> No.18504595

>>18504575
It’s the option, not the obligation. Your fine.

>> No.18504596

>>18504166
J.C. Penney Creditors Tussle in Talks Over Need for Bankruptcy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-16/j-c-penney-creditors-tussle-in-talks-over-need-for-bankruptcy

>> No.18504603

>>18504595
So what happens?

>> No.18504617

>>18504596
once we own the majority of shares i table the motion to rename the company to JC Cunny :)

>> No.18504620

>>18504575
RH will sell it for you regardless of what people are willing to pay. You might get fucked if no one is willing to buy it.

At least that’s how it works for calls. You might not make money on it but it’s not like you’re going to lose more than the cost of the option.

But there should be buyers. AMD is usually pretty liquid.

>> No.18504621

>>18504532
Wait until theres no chance of frost overnight, for my area that won't be until end of May. Tbh I've not had much success with peppers, but it's better to start them earlier than I did

>> No.18504622

>all bulls could do was a crab walk and +0.5%

Well done, bulls. Well done. HOWEVER

>> No.18504626

>>18504603
it expires worthless

>> No.18504627

>>18503736
Don't listen to those python trannies.
Start with C to get it right with pointer and mem management. People who don't learn this at the very beginning will always be shit programmer.
Then switch to c#.

>> No.18504633

>>18504603
You either sell it for a profit or you lose your $85

>> No.18504636

>>18504302
Vilken sida använder du ? Nordnet ?

>> No.18504640

>>18504561
>>18504568
Let em flower and go to seed and it is!

>> No.18504643

>>18504627

>pointers and memory management

This is like trying to teach a first year English student in James Joyce

>> No.18504645

>>18504496
not if youre green on the position and ITM at expiry
theyll just exercise it and youll get your profits most likely
in fact i used to do this specifically to get 1000+shr short positions before i had margins
my broker got butthurt about it, but it RARELY backfired on me (i usually did it on bonds or corp debt so it was pretty slow)

lesson here is dont touch contracts with no fucking volume or 1 day left unless youre looking to hold till expiry

>>18504575
getting exercised on puts means youll get a short position. if RH is like basically any other broker ive ever heard about, theyll cover that then either automatically flatten the position on open on monday, or theyll call you and bitch to you about how you should flatten out your position because you dont have margins

>> No.18504652

>>18504575
>AMD goes up
>Expires worthless
>Crabs
>Theta will fuck you overnight
>Goes down
>Sell on market open

>> No.18504656

>>18504636
Swedbank. Betalar 29kr avgift när du handlar aktier.

>> No.18504666

>>18504633
Why do I keep hearing different things then? I'm scared and confused and will close my Robinhood account after this.

>> No.18504670

>>18504603
I assume the price of the underlying stock is higher than your strike price, yes? It just expires worthless. You wouldn't want to exercise the right to sell the stock at a lower price than it's currently selling for.

>> No.18504675

we got some big after hour green dildos

>> No.18504678

>>18504643
No you fucking nigger. It's a bottom up approach. That's how those machines work. If you don't learn to love the pointer you will always be a python memer.

>> No.18504680

>>18504475
The cost of the condor is 170, the max loss if you exercise the condor is 70. Make sense?

>> No.18504683

>>18504621
Well, i still have half of the seeds sitting around - i just pulled them off some grocery peppers. I think they had a 70% success rate. Maybe the little ones will do ok inside for a while.

>> No.18504686

>>18504643
Pointers are so fucking easy its not even funny.
Memory Manage is easy too jesus if you can't even do these two things you don't deserve IT bucks

>> No.18504689

>>18504666
or just don't do that shit anymore until you understand it
just buy and sell stocks dude

>> No.18504691

>>18504532
Don’t put them outside till you stay above 50

>> No.18504693

>>18504666
Because it sounded last time like you SOLD a put.

>> No.18504695

>>18504666
The real question is why tf are you buying options you don't understand how to use?

>> No.18504700

>>18504622
i thought today was circuit breaker bobro?

>> No.18504704

>>18504125
not good, probably -10%, tried to catch some profits with high leverage and it inversed exactly after i made my trades, just gave up at some point

>> No.18504708

>>18504689
I wont

>> No.18504710

>>18504656
kolla saxobank

>> No.18504720

>>18504407
There's no inflation because we aren't inflating. There is still deflation happening. Don't let AMZN and TSLA deceive you look what is happening with everything else from bonds to the dollar.

>> No.18504722

>>18504575
You won’t get fugged.
It just expires and you lose the cost of the contract.

>> No.18504725

>>18504617
rename it like KFC to just JCP.
Hidden meaning of Jews Control Paper.
Cunny is funny however.

>> No.18504727

>>18504643
Nigger

>> No.18504730

>>18504125
Up 8.54% today, mostly on DHT call options, basket of tanker stocks, and some UUUU.

>> No.18504732

>>18504693
>>18504695
So am I okay? Can I stop hyperventilating and puking?

>> No.18504733

Just got into stock market trading, using robinhood currently. Thoughts on im looking moderna, inovio, novavax and dynavax. Thoughts?

>> No.18504734

>>18504683
For sure, they do fine in indoor pots. If you do plant them out just let them chill outside during the day and bring them in at night for a couple days - this will harden off the roots and make the outdoor temps less of a shock.

>> No.18504735

>>18504656
Dyrt, avanza har bättre avgifter.

>> No.18504737

>>18504666
okay you mouth breathing waste of oxygen, go to your history and show us whether you fucking bought a put or sold a put because clearly you yourself don't have enough of an idea to express it to us. then we will tell you how much money you could lose or will lose. buy a gun and kill yourself afterwards.

>> No.18504742

>>18504666
ARE YOU ITM OR OTM?
SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION

if youre in the money at expiry, you get exercised, which means youre short 100 shares of underlying for the weekend

if youre OTM at expiry: POP goes the useless digital contract and all of your money

>> No.18504745

I mean the fact is that Tech is the only reason the market is being propped up. The fact that they're reaching ATHs is scary though.

>> No.18504746

>>18504732
Stop being a retard.

>> No.18504749

>>18504691
i'll do that. i think it'll be about 2 weeks from now.

>>18504720
if AMZN and TSLA don't get absolutely rekt I'm gonna have an aneurysm.

>> No.18504750

>>18504735
Har ett konto på Avanza, men orkade inte flytta pengarna ditt.

>> No.18504753
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18504753

Do you guys have any non-US stocks that you like or emerging markets like Brazil?

>> No.18504754

>>18504722
Thank you, I hope you're right...I'm also hoping AMD skyrockets

>> No.18504755

>people shitting on python
I hate the language for some of it's decisions but its a good first language with fantastic libraries
People shilling C and C++ and especially those lumping them together are probably freshmen or something lol

>> No.18504756

>>18504666
lmao satan is an autistic retard, checked xD

>> No.18504758

>>18504596
I was in that meeting. I proposed the idea of switching all products to dakimakuras and Tenga spinners. The board members seemed rather intrigued by the idea. Not saying it's for sure, but looks like we got a turnaround planned out.

>> No.18504762

>>18504745
But it makes sense that they're doing well. Their demand is at an all time high because of the lockdowns.

>> No.18504763

>>18504675
Volume already at epic lows...volume in after trading is utterly low.

>> No.18504766

>>18504755
All true. But the best language always was and always will be common lisp.

>> No.18504772

>>18504732
Yes you're ok but you should venmo me your money and let me trade with it. I'll split the profits 50/50 since you don't have a clue what you're doing.

>> No.18504773

>>18504733
*Im looking at

>> No.18504774

>>18504742
I am in the money, up 26 dollars

>> No.18504775

>>18504753
Favelas are going to be huge in 2020, buy favelacoin

>> No.18504779

>>18504766
Javascript master race

>> No.18504782

>>18504710
>>18504656
>>18504636
I think the swedes are talking about a hostile take over bid for JCP from /smg/

>> No.18504786

Dude this market is help up entirely by retail optimism. You can tell by the volume. It's literally just day/swing traders and amateur investors giving each other money while jerking off that the market is going great. As the market moves further up, investors enter the market out of fear. Eventually the investors will have zero confidence in the market, especially with it jacking up and down like a crypto currency, and the market's going to sink hard

>> No.18504787

>>18504774
Whats the theta on it anyways?

>> No.18504788

>>18504779
You are a genetic mistake.

>> No.18504798

>breaking S&P 2800
motherfuck

>>18504779
wat

>> No.18504802

>>18504742
>if youre in the money at expiry, you get exercised, which means youre short 100 shares of underlying for the weekend


What does this mean

>> No.18504806

>>18504755
The people recommending starting with low level languages are tryhards, the kind of faggots who tell you to squat 2x your bodyweight on day one at the gym.

>> No.18504811
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18504811

Dude what the fuck is going on with GILD I bought calls and it is actually fucking mooning wtf

>> No.18504813

>>18504758
Didn't we also have Giftcards in the agenda?

>> No.18504814
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18504814

25% unemployment in select States near you.

>> No.18504816

>>18504802
Google it already. Like you've been told to do for 4 threads now. Clearly no amount of explanations is helping you.

>> No.18504819

>>18504755
i've started learning python recently during the lockdown, seems like it's the most common language used to make trading bots.

>> No.18504824

WHY IS IT PUMPING AFTER HOURS

>> No.18504826
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18504826

>>18504787

>> No.18504831

>>18504806
Stop being a faggot.
Python is an okay language, not the best, and surely not the worst. The guy is already balls deep in. Let him learn the logic of it all and then later he can start with your other memelanguages.

>> No.18504836

>>18504786
You niggers have been saying this everyday since the bottom. I wonder how long it took for the bears to give up after the 2008 bottom

>> No.18504837

>>18504826
Yeesh you're down 12 tomorrow at opening

>> No.18504838

>>18504774
then if it stays ITM at close tomorrow, youll get exercised on like saturday iirc, then you can flatten out on monday

if it swings OTM before then, you lose the cost of the contract
do not go past go
do not collect $26

>>18504787
if hes ITM then its basically irrelevant

>> No.18504840

>>18504824
maybe it'll dump during euro hours this time.

>> No.18504841

>>18504814
When did Caitlyn Jenner become governor of Michigan?

>> No.18504847

>>18504819
>seems like it's the most common language used to make trading bots
Because it is a very easy language, great for beginners.

>> No.18504849

>>18504753
Australian uranium stocks
>>18504775
Elysium future(s)

>> No.18504853

>>18504816
I'm just scared bro

>> No.18504861

>>18504814
That's a man

>> No.18504862

>>18504802
read a fucking book nigger

options, futures and derivatives by john c hull

>> No.18504870

>>18504831
>surely not the worst
Wouldn't be so sure. It's a debate if it's worse or better than, say, java, and that's scraping the bottom of the barrel already. On all technical measures it's worse than every single competing option. The only reason it's used at all is momentum (libraries bring users bring libraries).

>> No.18504877

>>18504814
it doesn't matter. what matters is when we go back to business as usual (2nd wave or not) and what the unemployment ends up being a month or so after that date. that's how you know how fucked up the economy is, how many jobs are lost and need to be replaced by news businesses or whatever, how many jobs are going to take months to years to return.

im sure it will be a fantastic opportunity for anyone who wants to start their own business. something to think about for sure. there will be tons of opportunities because of this, don't miss out.

>> No.18504878

>>18504755
9 years. Started with c++ in college, Haskell, assembly, perl. Python, is not a good language to teach programming because it hides too much of the guts of the system. You should also learn how to build data structures before using premade libraries.

>> No.18504879

>>18504831
You are the one who engages in casual faggotry. Stop being a faggot, faggot.

>> No.18504881

>>18504853
no
youre just retarded

>> No.18504882
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>>18504853
Watch a video with diagrams, they make it so easy a monkey could do it

>> No.18504883

Im new to stock market trading, a friend sent me a invite code this morning

Im looking at the biotech industry. Thoughts on Inovio, Moderna, Novavax and Dynavax?

>> No.18504884

spy up 2 dollars after hours
top fucking kek

>> No.18504886

>>18504838
As long as I don't have to buy 100 shares

>> No.18504893

>>18504786
No shit. The 10 Year is screaming but retards keep buying AMZN.
>>18504836
Look beyond the index and into the stocks. Normal things needed for society are down 20% still but TSLA and AMZN are up 50%. Look at TSLA right at this moment.

>> No.18504897

>>18504824
Trump announcement.

>> No.18504898

WHAT ARE THE AFTERMARKET JEWS DOING
WHAT NEWS ARE WE PUMPING ON
???????????

>> No.18504901

Pretty much no point in shorting anything anymore. Guess there hasn't been for a while now. This market will never be allowed to fall in any significant way.

>> No.18504904

>>18504886
its a put you fucking mong
you arent gonna BUY anything

>> No.18504912

>>18504870
>>18504879
Neck yourselves.

>> No.18504915
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18504915

>green or minimal losses all day, no problems and nothing moves.
>after hours I am bleeding out all of my money as shit pumps sky fucking high apparently

GREAT MARKET YOU GOT HERE. ALL THE PRICE ACTION HAPPENING AFTER HOURS IS TOTALLY FUCKING FUN AND NORMAL.

>> No.18504924

>>18504898
Microsoft. What else but retard meme stocks.

>> No.18504927

>>18504893
Dude just cut your losses. You missed the bottom

>> No.18504929

>>18504755
C is good because it actually teaches to work with the machine you're using instead of on a magical abstraction meme layer
Nobody should really use C++ for anything ever

>> No.18504931

>>18504912
You need to find Lord Lispus.

>> No.18504933

>>18504915
maybe they're opening up shorts.

>> No.18504937

>>18504898
T minus 1 and half hours to Trump announcing america's reopening.

>> No.18504943

>>18504904
Someone scared me, ok. This is my first option and it's terrifying.

>> No.18504947

>>18504893
Why even bother shorting TSLA or AMZN? They are only going to move in one direction.

>> No.18504948

>>18504929
C is magical abstraction meme layer you absolute mong undergrad faggot.

>> No.18504950

>>18504929
>tfw interview with company that does everything in C
I agree with you, fuck all these meme languages.

>> No.18504951
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18504951

People are noticing :OO

>> No.18504958

Lets get some Ooooo's going

>> No.18504960

>>18504883
I seriously do not comprehend how new investors immediately flock to biotech stocks. are people really this retarded?

>> No.18504961
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18504961

>>18504886
lol oh no you could lose $100

>> No.18504962

>18504943
GWRf2T0P

stop replying to this retard fishing for (You)s

>> No.18504964

>>18504929
After how they fucked it up after 98. Absolutely agree c++ is trash now.

>> No.18504971

>>18504870
You cant compare a scripting language like python to a compiled language like C in terms of speed.

A better comparison is python to ruby or perl, where python comes in the middle.

Plus, you can always write C inline if it comes down to the need.

>> No.18504975

MY INSTINCTS TELL ME TO DROP A GRAND INTO SPXU
BUT MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME NOT TO BET AGAINST TRUMP
FUCK

>> No.18504979

>>18504960
Because they're cheap and they think they can ride a pump to more money.

>> No.18504990

>>18504975
instinct but maybe take your time.

>> No.18504994

>>18504929
>magical abstraction meme layer
So you're just shitting on abstraction? Why not program using assembly or machine code then?

>> No.18504998

>>18504975
either you get rich or he gets reelected take your pick

>> No.18504999

>>18504904
So I'll just lose my 84 bux? I'm cool with that.

>> No.18505003

>>18504943
Maybe, just maybe, you should LEARN WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH BEFORE YOU PUT REAL MONEY INTO SOMETHING.

>> No.18505008

>>18504915
/r/ing that one pic of buying at close/dumping on open vs buying at open/dumping on close

thats literally what it always is

>>18504943
if youre as retarded as you keep claiming to be, you shouldnt be jumping for joy about being short 100 shares either

pretty sure next weeks gonna suck, so youll be fine, but dont fucking trade options until you know wtf they even are you fucking tard

>> No.18505009
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18505009

Apparently another 5.4 million unemployed, gov running out of funds for small businesses and endless bankruptcies are riced in but the Trump talk is not. Imagine my surprise.

>> No.18505012

oh god people discussing programming language are such autistic faggots you wouldnt believe, you select a language for the job and shouldnt have any problems switching between them

>> No.18505013

guys we are back to normal
bears btfo

>> No.18505014

>>18504998
why not both?

>> No.18505019

>>18504999
dude do some fucking research before you lose everything you own

>> No.18505020

>>18504961
That's it? I'm fine with that.

>> No.18505033

>>18504596
This is all extremely bullish for JCP. They just cut out $12 million in interest payments. They have plenty of other expenses, like property leases, that they can also just stop paying in order to cut expenses. As long as they don't pay anyone, it doesn't matter how low their revenues go.

>> No.18505037

>>18505009
>gov running out of funds
they're already out, but i think they got embezzled desu.

>> No.18505042

>>18505009
There was one time when Trump Talked and the markets hit -12%

>> No.18505043

>>18504853
you know what would make you less scared? if you knew what the fuck you were doing, you dumb piece of shit.

IT'S IN THE FUCKING NAME. OPTION. YOU BOUGHT THE FUCKING OPTION TO DO SOMETHING. IF THE DATE PASSES AND YOU DON'T USE (AKA EXERCISE) THE OPTION OR SELL THE OPTION, YOU NO LONGER HAVE THAT OPTION. FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>> No.18505049

>1.7% plus SPY after hours.
Dear god this market.

>> No.18505051

>>18503768
Anon if you get that and can program like at all you can get a good paying job doing government contracting. They love security+ certs

Even better if you can get picked up by a place like Raytheon and get a security clearance. Guaranteed job for as long as you hold it

>> No.18505056

>>18504960
Could be worse, i could be one of the retards flocking to crypto

>> No.18505057

Unemployment figures aren't returning to normal anytime soon. Not one working class person will go back to work while they can still collect unemployment, which is far more generous than usual.

>> No.18505061

>>18505019
Just answer the question, I'm only going to lose what I paid for it. Right?

>> No.18505066

>>18505049
Its afterhours though, there is always the chance that futureniggers drop it down to negative

But holy shit what is happening.

>> No.18505067

>>18505012
yea i dont even into it at all but it reminds me of consolewar faggotry desu

one cn only assume that different languages are better suited for different things or else there wouldnt be so fucking many of them

>> No.18505070

>>18505049
we weimar now

>> No.18505075

wow new thread please

>> No.18505079

>>18504994
nigger

>> No.18505082

>>18505043
I'm dumb as rocks and get scared easily ok. I'll shut up now that I know I'm ok.

>> No.18505083

>>18504960
You guys always call them biotech or pharma and not pennystocks which is the essential part. They’re micro-cap pennystocks which usually have no products on the market.

None of them are taking about regeneron, a big biotech with a good business that’s now mooning because they’re working on COVID19 treatments and should have results out soon.

No ones talking about JNJ who made the second of the Ebola vaccines, and is likely to win big from developing a coronavirus vaccine, if anyone is going to.

And no one is talking about BMY, which is biotech and pharma.

>> No.18505084

>>18505009
stimulus 4 is rolling with 2k monthly payments; and some senators are talking stimulus 5 already.

Shits about to get funky

>> No.18505085
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18505085

Just ordered

>> No.18505091

BULL TOWN NOW BABY 24K DOW EOW

NO

25K

>> No.18505092

>>18504824
Opening up short positions

>> No.18505096

>>18505042
It's blatant manipulation. Trump will have the strings of the corpse of the economy pulled to ensure he is re elected.

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18505098

>>18504933
This is beyond though, like what the fuck. The most action I have seen to date, this can't be fucking right. I am pissed, this is kikery at its finest. AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUCKING WORSE. By a lot. I want to wring their fucking necks for this shit, this isn't trading or anything remotely functional this is pure kikery.

>>18505008
How do you trade that? This is the dumbest fucking shit, I am fine losing my money trading, but this isn't fucking trading this is robbing.

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING SO MUCH WORSE. HOLY FUCK, STOP THIS MARKET THIS IS WRONG AS ALL FUCK. WHAT CAN SMALL TRADERS DO WHEN THEY CAN'T JUST DAY TRADE WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS THE FINAL BUYS AND SELLS OF THE DAY BEFORE MARKET CLOSE. I AM FUCKING DONE, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOLY FUCK I NEVER SEEN IT THIS BAD.

Minus 0.1% to minus 3% after fucking hours. That is TOTALLY NORMAL. I never been more pissed, rallies and dumps are acceptable, but this is bullshit.

>> No.18505101

MAKE A NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18505049
Pure hubris. 'The Fed has our backs, it can't go down!' — boy are they in for a surprise.

>> No.18505115

>>18505085
why dont you just get some heat transfer paper and do it yourself?
youd prolly be able to sell retarded memeshirts to tons of retards

>> No.18505121

>>18505101
we're riding this one off the edge like the true bulls we are

>> No.18505124

>>18505049
Might be all those expiring puts everybody has been waiting for.

>> No.18505138

>>18505133
>>18505133
>>18505133
>>18505133
>>18505133
NU

>> No.18505141

>>18505098
i mean this is literally the most volatile market weve ever seen in US history
idk what you really expect?

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18505142

>>18505098
>WHAT CAN SMALL TRADERS DO
gamble.

>> No.18505154

TSLA stock is a bona fide retardometer. Whenever it jumps above 700 that's how you know the retards have control of the market.

>> No.18505185

>>18505154
have you backtested this yet?
seems legit desu

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>>18505141
I expect volatility when the market is fucking open. That is what I expect. This isn't functional and has to be the largest bear signal I have ever fucking seen but in this clown world who the fuck knows, can go sky high now.

>>18505142
Fine. But how about during market hours?! If I was worse off and left my computer after hours like a normal human being I could of been busted out, wtf is even the point of having hours when all the action is pre and post?

>> No.18505274

>>18505204
if i gave a damn i would just play BTC or forex instead.

>> No.18505297

>>18505204
>I expect volatility when the market is fucking open
you shouldnt
AH is one of the older scams in the book
especially around ERs and big natl/intl announcements AH volume can and will far exceed regular trading hours volume

>has to be the largest bear signal I have ever fucking seen
oh yea
no disagreements there
this is them propping it up to get nice short entries at like 2AM tomorrow morning

you didnt think we were outta the woods yet did you?

>> No.18505318

>>18505204
>wtf is even the point of having hours when all the action is pre and post?
to dunk on newfags, i guess

>> No.18505338

>>18505318
oh yea also for MMs to make their pennies

>> No.18505393

>>18505051
Do you need anything with it?

>> No.18505529

>>18504971
You can compare syntax and tooling across any class of language. 'Competing options' refer to the likes of javascript, ruby and nim.
You can't write inline C in python and bridging C and python code is always hell (see tooling).

>> No.18505615

LMAO

Expect a new daily case record while Trump is having his speech where he mentions "peak is behind us"

+30,342 cases now and and about 20% of the numbers yet to come.

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