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BUY OIL

>> No.18499573

>>18499549
ONE OF THE MOST BASED MEN IN THE ENTIRE HUMAN HISTORY

>> No.18499584

>>18499549

>record deaths yesterday

>> No.18499591

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.18499607

>>18499549
It’s over for Oil my friend. Kys

>> No.18499633

America and based Trump always has to save you Eurocucks from being dirt poor.

>> No.18499640

>>18499549
how fucking dumb, i'm literally moving to the woods and not coming out until january 2022

>> No.18499663

>>18499633

60% of America doesn’t even have $1000

>> No.18499666

>>18499549
>tfw up 20% on oil over the last few weeks
Feels good

>> No.18499681

>>18499640

good, do it faggot. Go eat bugs in the woods

>> No.18499686

>lift lockdown too early
>reinfections quickly start
>try to put everyone back in lockdown again
>they don't listen because theyre tired of all this shit
>500k dead
>DOW <10k

>> No.18499714

>>18499686

Anon you're nothing thinking about how things work in the real world
>Lockdowns lifted too early
>Second wave begins
>More people die in droves
>DOW goes up 50%

>> No.18499718
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18499718

Wow you're right OP oil looking unstoppable today

>> No.18499734

>>18499584
More people will commit suicide from financial ruin than people will die from covid19 if the lockdown continues.

The cure cant be worst than the disease.

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18499757

>>18499734
>The cure cant be worst than the disease.
Speaking of which

>> No.18499764

>>18499734

>missing the point entirely

We haven’t peaked yet

>> No.18499772

>>18499549
The most obvious bull trap for the stock market.

>> No.18499822

>>18499718
This is actually an unprecedented time to buy solid companies like PSX, RDS, and MPC at a 50% discount. They pay great dividends and im loading the truck with this shit. Good luck getting any returns on cash.

>> No.18499840

>>18499666
>tfw got out early last week with healthy profits, and perfectly poised to BTFD

Feels breddy gud, not gonna lie.

>> No.18499841

>>18499714
shit youre right

>> No.18499855

>>18499663
Are you implying that Europeans do? Half of you rely on mommy government to take care of everything.

>> No.18499866

>>18499549
>europe die 1k in a day
>cry everywhere. worst day we deeply feel bad

>3k death everyday in America
>dude lmao just boomers die just number who cares!???
>money > life

oh man, these Amerimutts really are brainwashed by jews completely decayed. Their life worth less than few thousands wageslave bux

>> No.18499869

>>18499686
>>18499714
>Lockdown lifted
>Everyone infected
>Old and fat fuckers die, just like the first time.
>Everyone else gets a normal flu and life goes on.
Here let me fix that for you fear-mongering retards.

>> No.18499930

>>18499869
You can't be serious. Are you really this retarded?

>> No.18499947

>>18499869
>Everyone else gets a normal flu
kek i wouldnt call being in intensive care on a ventilator a normal flu. it's apparently hellish even if youre young and healthy. you should really try to avoid getting it.

>> No.18499948

>>18499869
>economy no longer supporting grandma's third heart and Billy Bo's butterball addiction
>DOW 120k by december

>> No.18499995

>>18499584
You morons realize that there are MILLIONS of people infected and not showing symptoms right? You want to crash the entire world economy and put all of mainstreet out of business for this bull shit, and let the chinks gain superiority? We may already be close to herd immunity. This shitty virus is killing a few thousand people globally. Its not that serious

>> No.18500016

>>18499995
if it isnt that serious why is every country implementing such tough restrictions? i think they know more about it than you, bub.

>> No.18500036

>>18499772
Yep I'm shorting the fuck out of financials and energy, tech if their earnings suck ass but I'll wait and see.

>> No.18500048

>>18499866
>US Population : about 330 million
>US Deaths : about 33 thousand
>Spain+Italy+France+Germany+UK Population : about 345 million
>Spain+Italy+France+Germany+UK Deaths : nearly 80 thousand and rising
How's that """free""" healthcare treating you europoor? Don't worry maybe we'll send you another Marshall Plan again if we feel bad for you socialist losers

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18500058

>>18499549
>OH MY GOD IT WAS ACTUALLY A NOTHINGBURGER

>> No.18500068

>>18500016
because every country is run buy people over 50 and they are trying to protect the faggot cunt boomer population. Fuck them all. Time to start the economy back up so we can have OUR fucking turn. Fuck these narcissistic fucks. They had their run and they STILL want to ruin the financial viability of future generations because they dont want to get sick

>> No.18500072

>>18499948
>americans unironically worship moloch

>> No.18500075
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18500075

>>18499549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrbA0hD3E1A

>> No.18500076

>>18499549
>nation goes into lockdown
>infection rate peaks
>"peak is passed"
>nation lifts lockdown
>infection rate peaks again
many such cases. sad!

>> No.18500086

>>18500016
>be authoritarian loving kike
>demand all the authority for ‘invisible enemy’
>be braindead appeal to authority NIGGER
>all the above

>> No.18500102

>>18499866
I know right. These are the people we take advice from

>> No.18500114

>>18500068
Narcissists never change they just double down. Prepare for war

>> No.18500126

>>18500072
>europeans unironically die of a little flu

>> No.18500128
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18500128

Sincerely cant believe anyone was ever so fucking incredibly stupid that they somehow convinced themselves that trump "knows things" and "reads words" and "gathers information"

>> No.18500131

>>18500086
Are you describing king trump trying to override state government?

>> No.18500136

>>18500114
Well a war would send Oil prices to the moon. Sounds good to me

>> No.18500143

>>18500076
>>nation lifts lock down
>literally nothing happens except a few old 80 year old boomers die
>you still don't leave your basement

>> No.18500151

>>18500016
It didn't become serious until people started hoarding everything from their local grocery store. People made this into what it is. We literally could've all lived the exact same way and wouldn't have had any problems.

>> No.18500158

>>18499947
A study recently conducted in Heinsberg in Germany showed that 15% of the population had already gained immunity. Lethality is at 0,37%.

>> No.18500160

>>18500016
The economy was bound to crash either way now they have both and escapegoat and precedent to take draconian measures

>> No.18500161

>>18499714
Yeah, the worse it gets the more the fed will pump and the higher stocks will go. WuFlu deaths are inversely proportional to stock prices.

>> No.18500169

>>18499869
>>18499948
honestly this.
this is a literal nothing burger and everyone who thinks otherwise is a retard.
DOW 30K by october.

>> No.18500189

why my chevron stocks going down lads

>> No.18500193

>>18500151
except one of your parents might be dead

>> No.18500204

>>18500189
you didn't buy enough gasoline at the pump
do your part American consumer

>> No.18500207

>>18499549
>muh peak
lolno.

>>18499995
>You morons realize that there are MILLIONS of people infected and not showing symptoms right?
and that's precisely the reason for the quarantines. if people are infected and not showing symptoms, they risk infecting a ton more people unknowingly.

>We may already be close to herd immunity.
the UK proved herd immunity isn't a thing.

>This shitty virus is killing a few thousand people globally
lol no. people in most countries are quarantined, yet we have almost 140k dead. Trump is doing retarded shit because he's desperate

>>18499866
this.

>> No.18500219

>>18499822
>PSX
Assuming companies like these survive and don't drastically cut their dividends along the way like Oxy did

>> No.18500228

>>18500151
This. And from the beginning they should have just told people to wear a fucking mask and social distance. Its not that fucking hard. Now we have google glow niggers tracking our fucking movements on our phones, and you get arrested if you are not in at curfew. So far the virus is not nearly as bad as the mitigation effects

>> No.18500229

>>18499866
Do you also cry and feel bad when the same number die of the annual flu? Thanks for yet another laugh at how you pathetic conquered losers will do everything your government says up to the point of destroying your own country in the name of anything it tells you is correct. You are literal slaves laughing at free nations. It's very sad.

>> No.18500254

>>18500219
PSX is arguably one of the most financially stable companies, more so than XOM. It will survive

>> No.18500265

Im gonna laugh at all you retards falling for the most obvious bull trap in recorded human history

>> No.18500276

>>18499930
>>18499947
>Omg r u serious?
Go back to redddit with your emotional non-arguments, bitch faggot.
>But ICU and ventilators!
Yeah for less than 15% of those infected, similar to seasonal flu. How do you blatantly fear-monger when we've seen the data be consistently bullshit, the tests be consistently wrong, and the most serious global impact we've experienced so far has come from the LOCKDOWN and not the actual fucking VIRUS?

>> No.18500286

>>18500068
You said what I couldn’t bring myself to.

>> No.18500314

>>18500265
This. I sold all of my stocks ten minutes ago. I'm out. Took profits. By Monday expect another 20% drop in most stocks.

>> No.18500319

>>18500131
What a fucking pathetic attempt at a comeback. Get BTFO bootlicking nigger.

>> No.18500331

>>18499734
>test the people who commit suicide for chink virus
>they test positive
>cause of death was chink virus
meme cold is a joke

>> No.18500341

Looks like everyone is figuring out what I have been saying all along. ITS A COMMON COLD. This pandemic was blown out of proportion to destroy the economy. Open everything back up.

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18500352

NY closed until May 15, states will follow Cumbois lead. Unironically very bullish because otherwise 60 M Jews could die.

>> No.18500360

>"I like this stuff. I really get it… every one of these doctors said, ‘how do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability."
He's a natural born genius, he will lead the way. He've dismantled the deep state swamp in just 4 years. Imagine what he'll do with another 4 year. I'm seeing colonies on mars, end of poverty in USA, and a beaten/broken Russia, Iran and China.

>> No.18500378

>>18500341
and why the hell would they do that

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18500389

I went long on oil yesterday.
Trump oil tariffs incoming.

>> No.18500403

>>18500341
Yep. At this point it is total fucking collapse or another hundred thousand old people die. Trust me the collapse would be far, far worse.

>> No.18500414

>>18500352
swear to christ im marching on the state capital with my AR-15 if MI extends to May 15

>plz dont backtrace me fbi, i dont really have an AR-15 haha

>> No.18500422

>>18500389
Based. So did I. What did you pick? I got MRO, MPC, PSX, XOM, HAL and RDS. Im in this long term,. and will be reinvesting the dividends. Will sell after investments double

>> No.18500442

>>18500189
Me too I bought chevron and it’s going down down

>> No.18500445

>>18500403
a couple hundred thousand deaths should ensure sub 1% unemployment, right? Trump will look like a god

>> No.18500448

>>18500352
May 15th is the earliest we open. Thats a whole fucking month. Many bankruptcies incoming.

>> No.18500470

>>18500422
$EOG and unironically $OXY. Picking up some Chevron if it goes a bit lower.

>> No.18500472

>>18500448
good jew york should burn to the ground

>> No.18500486

>>18500442
Hold it long term you dumbass. Stop looking for a 2 dollar gain

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18500507

>>18500414
Don't forget to bring a face mask and stand like canned sardines to show that you think this virus is a hoax

>> No.18500511

>>18500158
did you read about iceland too?

>> No.18500710

>>18500470
Redpill me on EOG, looks promising. Wasnt this ENRON? lol

>> No.18500798

>>18500276
Moron

>> No.18500830

>>18500048
Guess what? We are about to get that "free" health care.

>> No.18500877

>>18500507
the protest yesterday wasnt about how the virus was a hoax though. not sure what you're trying to prove here

>> No.18500881

>>18500710
Yeah it was Enron Oil and Gas. Don't know much but heard that they were all right balance sheet wise but that could be an enron hoax.

>>18500830
Fucking commies. Never let a good crisis go to waste.

>> No.18500901

>>18500486
entered Chevron at $80, am i gonna be okay sir

>> No.18500937

>>18500881
Haha I'm not a commie but seethe harder you fucking faggot

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18500975

>>18500877
Sure

>> No.18501002

>>18500901
chevron is one of the most solid oil companies. Hold that bitch long term. You might want to average down if it dips back into the mid 70's- high 60's. But again, HOLD

>> No.18501033

>>18500507
Found the kike. We all know the virus is real.

>> No.18501042

>>18499757
Is mark meadows the only one there that isn’t Jewish? Or is he Jewish as well?

>> No.18501059

>>18500975
>Danielle
Female first name
>Schueler
Jewish surname

Yeah I think it's safe to say that anything this person says is going to be hyper melodramatized and littered with lies on the account that they're a double risk factor for compulsive lying and whining

>> No.18501069

>>18500975
where in this image does it prove the protest was about the meme cold?

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Bought some PAA and EPD today

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>>18501059
Willful ignorance is a hell of a drug

>> No.18501127

>>18501098
Hey I'm just saying whenever a Jew or a woman starts complaining about something you can safely assume that they are exaggerating. I'm just teaching you an important life skill.

>> No.18501150

>>18500507
>>18500975
>>18501098
thanks for shitting up another thread with politics

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18501161

>>18501127
Ok let me return the favour. It's called called deduction through elimination.

>> No.18501166

>>18501098
Maybe these protestors aren’t messing around and should be taken seriously? Really this was generally mild and could easily escalate multiple levels higher.

>> No.18501193

>>18501166
they were mostly white, buildings and cars were not in jeopardy of being burned

>> No.18501219

>>18501166
Taken seriously how? You can't intimidate a virus by waving a gun in its face.

>> No.18501222

>>18501193
I’m just saying, if she keeps these measures for another month, like ny, people may begin to go from frustrated to angry.

>> No.18501242

Even with production cuts Oil will be below $30 for a couple years

>> No.18501250

>>18501222
Yeah right , none of these protestors would even know what to do if they started violent insurrection. All modern protestors in the western world only know how to scream and shout and then go home for dinner time. If every white american had combat experience in a brutal two sided war maybe I would say that's possible but nah most Americans are too domesticated

>> No.18501259

>>18501219
You can peacefully protest for the rights to your freedom back. If this doesn’t work see
>>18501222

>> No.18501261

The protestors should honestly make a pact to all get infected at once so that there's more herd immunity, and if it's a nothing burger than there's no fear/problems anyways. Have coronavirus parties like they did with chickenpox.

>> No.18501265

>>18501222
You're not making any sense. Would you take health advice from a doctor or a violent mob?

>> No.18501279

>>18501250
Nothing ever happens until it does.

>> No.18501286

>>18501222
county sheriffs have already started telling people they think whitmer is overstepping. police aren't going to enforce an extension to the lock down even if she does extend

>> No.18501293

>>18501259
Infecting people is a violation of their rights. Your freedom to spin your fists ends where my nose begins.

>> No.18501297

>>18501242
Did you just pull that out of your Tranny ass hole? Oil futures are already showing 35 for August and 40's buy winter

>> No.18501319

>>18501265
Doctors have varying opinions of this virus. Some of us believe that it is only killing the old and immune compromised. All others are statistical outliers. Some of us believe that there is an inherent risk to life and this virus is not risky enough to give up our rights.

t. md

>> No.18501331

>>18499573
I want Trump to pay me reparations.

>> No.18501360

>>18501293
You’re such a kike. If you’re afraid to catch the virus then stay home and you’ll be home for a very long time. The virus is not going anywhere.

>> No.18501367

>>18501319
Ok larger No md is pushing for an end to quarantines or herd immunity

>> No.18501400

>>18501360
And you're an ideologically confused lying larper

>> No.18501417

>>18501319
MD's talking about Pandemics is like a carpenter talking about statistics

>> No.18501432

>>18501417
yes, better to trust the experts in the (((news media)))

>> No.18501440

>>18499549
>What is Antibody dependant enhancement?

Oh shit, amerimutts are about to get wrecked. The USA is going to be a wasteland by mid october.

>> No.18501450

>>18500131
Trump was actually pretty based on this
First he called out the nothingburger, then he had to change his opinion because of the trump evil backlash combined with general tp hoarding dumbness

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>>18501367
You’re the ass hole to the left of the curve. There is a high degree of uncertainty in science. The medical field is not unanimously agreeing on the solution to this because of the multivariable social implications.
>>18501400
You’re a kike kid.

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18501466

OVER 300 PEOPLE ARE DYING IN MY STATE WE MUST STAY CLOSED!!!

>> No.18501486

>>18501417
My undergrad is in mechanical engineering. I know about statistics and computer modeling. I know how easy it is to make numbers tell the story you want them to.

>> No.18501499

>>18500276
Idiot

>> No.18501504

>>18500352
Uhhh cool it with the antisemitism goy. Don’t you mean 11 gorillion??

>> No.18501509

>>18501450
He took the political expedient route. He’s in a win win situation. Worse case scenario is that he can point to his (((computational modeling))) of what could’ve been, and show how many lives he saved.

>> No.18501510

>>18499855
source: ur ass

>> No.18501518

>>18500319
So ironic for you to be calling him the bootlicker

You fucking worthless cunt go back to your mothers basement

>> No.18501522

>>18501059
Based

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>>18501466
Lmao that is the shittiesit model I've ever seen. Go to Italy and see how it's projected death number for whole epidemy is passed every 2 days. This was their prediction a few days ago. Now they predict 21.3k, but the number is already over 22k

>> No.18501648

>>18501581
go research how deaths for (((covid-19))) are accounted for. if you die in a car accident on the way to the hospital to get tested and they find you had it, you died from meme cold.

all a ruse to keep idiots living in fear so daddy government can control you

>> No.18501696

>>18499995
>We may already be close to herd immunity.
lol for that 4-6 billion people need to recover
comes with about 20-30 million dead as the most optimistic estimate.
so no we are not even in the corner.

>> No.18501855

>>18501166
you have to be a special type of asshole to block an ambulance...

>> No.18501948

>>18501855
the people in the front of the jam caused it though. they probably cant even see the ambulance. no one is doing it on purpose, faggot

>> No.18501989

>>18501948
AS he said, a special kind of asshole...

>> No.18501998

>>18501581
My point is certain places need to start opening before others. Just because "Made in Italy" means "Made by Imported Chinese Workers in Italy" doesn't mean the entire fucking world needs to shut down. Just need to stop letting italians travel.

>> No.18502017

>>18501998
you cant just open some places before others! everyone has to suffer equally or its racist!!!

>> No.18502052

>>18499584
I couldn't foresee ANY combination of circumstances where Trump could lose a Pres. election to a dementia case with the mental cognizance of a potted plant. But God Bless the Man, he's tryin

>> No.18502062

>>18499584
yeah that was the peak. Now its today.

>> No.18502067

>>18500068
>Time to start the economy back up so we can have OUR fucking turn
>Fuck these narcissistic fucks
are you talking about your generation or theirs?

>> No.18502096

>>18499584
we are only up to 14,000 people in NY, and most of them were near death anyways. what's the big fucking deal?

>> No.18502102

>>18501855
>>18501989
Top kike.
>>18501948
This. People just want their freedoms back. They want to be heard. Furthermore, the ambulance knew of the protests, if it was an urgent medical situation medevac would’ve came.

>> No.18502149

>>18502102
> People just want their freedoms back.

They are going to go broke, destitute, sick and dead. In the race to the bottom they are going to make a quick stop on communism. Amerimutts are peak retardation.

>> No.18502184

>>18502149
The west will follow the lead of America. For better or for worse.

>> No.18502189

>>18499764
>missing the point entirely
yes, you are.

>> No.18502228

>>18502184
Hopefully not. I hope the BRICS short on the dollar and close their borders. Don't let any of those american lepers go into their countries.

>> No.18502235

>>18501948
in my country everyone pulls over i once drove into a flower bed to give way to an ambulance coming with the christmas lights on.

>> No.18502256

>>18502228
If it is true that the virus is man made in China, it will be the end of their economy.

>> No.18502296

>>18502235
yes thats true in america as well, but the image posted is of traffic at a stand still. the people cant go anywhere

>> No.18502302

>>18502052
Centrist like grilling and the status quo. Biden would be the centrist president. He won't expand social security too much, won't cause too much scandals, won't raise taxes, etc. He's just a dementing old man. This is the IDEAL centrist candidate. Trump is too controversial.

>> No.18502330

>>18502096

Truly the American Weimar generation

>> No.18502358

>>18500276
15% is actually very very high, this has a much higher R0 than the flu. Not all of those 15% will be able to get put on O2 in a hospital which will significantly increase the lethality and increase the other death causes because the healthcare system won't be able to handle it.
Without any kind of lockdown, most of those 15% will die and will cause the lethality to be higher than 10%.

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18502397

SUCK OUR FUCKING DICKS, (((WORLD))).

>> No.18502457

>>18502358
this is wrong and you're parroting fear mongering that CNN shits out. there is nowhere in the US that has run out of hospital space or even ventilators. only third world countries like italy ran into this problem

>> No.18502480

>>18502457
>It hasn't happened yet so it can't happen in the future !!

Holy shit how are you even able to breathe with such a low IQ?

>> No.18502499

>>18502358
dont use logic on these guys,
They didnt logic into their believes, they cant be logic-ed out of them.

>> No.18502532

>>18502256
>If it is true that the virus is man made in China
It's true:

>The sources believe the initial transmission of the virus – a naturally occurring strain that was being studied there – was bat-to-human and that "patient zero" worked at the laboratory, then went into the population in Wuhan.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-wuhan-lab-china-compete-us-sources

Also Wuhan is going back to lockdown, because this fucking thing reinfects people after 3 weeks:
>All county, town and village departments,
All government departments in all towns and villages must continue to implement the level 1 response measures, resume all previous disease prevent and control measures

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1250017588396032009

USA is FUBAR

>> No.18502564

>>18502358
the worst thing about ventilation is once you are put on the tube your life expectancy drops to a week or two statistically. the lungs don't like over pressure oxygen is also something that causes problems with prolonged use makes the lungs less efficient and more lazy drops red blood cell count etc.

if you have to be ventilated for more than 2 weeks you are practically dead within a year anyhow.

that's the worst thing about covid. if it gets bad it takes more than 2 weeks to heal.

so that is why everyone is in such a frantic search of medication that shortens recovery and minimizes the need for ventilation.

>> No.18502571

>>18502480
there is not one city in the US that is still increasing in confirmed cases daily. keep lapping up that fear that's getting pandered and make sure to stay inside for the rest of your life dickhead

>> No.18502586

>>18502532
I’ve read that article and many of the /pol accounts of it being man made months ago. Where are you from anon?

>> No.18502601

>>18502571
Jesus I didn't know it was possible to live while being so dumb. Can you even lace your shoe? Does your mom have to help you pee?

>> No.18502607

Can any oil bros here can give me the situation on what happened with SNDE?

>> No.18502616

>>18502532
i always laugh at people that talk about peaking and going back to normal. not a chance. this shit either infects over 6 billion people and kills tens of millions or we get a vaccine first. but thinking this will blow over at roughly 0.022% of the population infected well officially real number is probably 5 times higher say 0.1% is wishful thinking beyond everything

>> No.18502640

>>18502607
long tanker stonks if you want to make money but close your trade quickly

>> No.18502648

>>18502586
>https://www.foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-wuhan-lab-china-compete-us-sources

You don't understand. /pol/ is a bunch of larper retards. This article is by Bret Baier, the last fucking journalist actually making journalism in america. I.E. a credible source.

>> No.18502703

>>18502601
>cant refute a single thing
>resorts to the tried and true IQ posting /pol/sters love so much
quick, post a wojak to reinforce your point! that'll show me!

>> No.18502707

>>18502648
/pol gave me the proper intel to short the market last January. However, you are right on this being the first “credible” source. The real question for this forum is how can we profit off this? I’m assuming that this will hit harder than the China trade war and all markets will drop more. Surest option to me is dwsh. What are your top picks?

>> No.18502739

>>18501648
Ahhh, daddy government is locking each country to destroy the economy for a nothingburger to get more control? Yeah sorry, no thesis makes sense right now, except that (((they))) wanna change the system back to nationalism and away from globalism because they are losing the control slowly.

>> No.18502785

how do we /profit/ off this?

>> No.18502787

>>18502703
You're mistaken anon, there is nothing to refute in your posts, you've got no arguments only assumptions backed by your fee fees.
That's why you're dumb, you're making 60 IQ posts with a blatant lack of self-awareness.

>> No.18502804

>>18502785
Wait for the lockdowns to be lifted and while everyone is saying "yay back to normal" short everything to the ground. If the lockdown is lifted soonish the second wave is projected to hit at least 40x harder.

>> No.18502823

>>18502787
You’re wrong
>>18502571
You’re right

This state of lockdown is unsustainable long term and will not effectively eliminate the virus. All it will do is delay the spread while simultaneously destroying the world economy.

>> No.18502834

>>18502787
still waiting for that wojak. not going to take you seriously without it

>> No.18502838

>>18502804
lol. you shorts will never learn

>> No.18502844

>>18499734
>More people will commit suicide from financial ruin than people will die from covid19 if the lockdown continues.
That is just bullshit
biz is full of mentally ill poorfags and not even they commit suicide after going all in and getting liquidated in a single scan wick by Arthur

>> No.18502845

>>18502834
Still waiting for an argument. Your wishful thinking will get you nowhere.

>> No.18502849

>>18502707
>What are your top picks?
RTN and LMT

>> No.18502855

>>18502804
We short no matter what. Two scenarios
>lockdown is extended past May 1.
Market tumbles

>lockdown ends May 1 and the virus still hasn’t disappeared.
Market tumbles

Buy dwsh.

>> No.18502868

>>18499734
Exactly. Hell even from depression due to social isolation. My mom has become WAY more depressed as of a week ago because she keeps hearing talk about the isolation lasting for months more.

>> No.18502900

>>18502849
All in dwsh. Their algorithm does a good job at shorting while reducing risks on up days. Defense stocks could see a nice rise once Trump says that the virus was man made.

>> No.18502928

>>18500169
Screen capped

>> No.18502936

>>18502707
> he thinks the markets are logical
We will see new ath

>> No.18502954

>>18502532
OK doomer

>> No.18502966
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18502966

pump or dump?

>> No.18502981

>>18502256
End of Chinese economy is end of world economy. BULLISH!

>> No.18502985

>>18502966
sell the news. Blood red friday

>> No.18502996

>>18502900
screencapped so I can laugh at you later.

>> No.18503022

>>18502571
>there is not one city in the US that is still increasing in confirmed cases daily

Number of new cases
>April 12 - 22466
>April 13 - 26539
>April 14 - 27523
>April 15 - 28309

Yeah, no new cases in any american city. I guess those differences in cases occur in rafts in international water or something. imbecile.

>> No.18503023

>>18502868
>living with his mom
>notices her getting depressed because her loser son wont move out and become a man
>Complains about moms attitude on mongolian anime board

>> No.18503041

>>18500507
hey, don't talk shit about sardines

>> No.18503063

>>18502855
Lolno fed will pump to the moon

>> No.18503067
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18503067

>>18499995
>You morons realize that there are MILLIONS of people infected and not showing symptoms right? You want to crash the entire world economy and put all of mainstreet out of business for this bull shit, and let the chinks gain superiority? We may already be close to herd immunity. This shitty virus is killing a few thousand people globally. Its not that serious

>> No.18503096

>>18503067
If we banned Americans the quality of this board would moon

>> No.18503105

>>18502996
I bought in January. I still have a ways down. What are you in?
>>18502981
Could be bullish. What isn’t anymore?
>>18502936
I think we will too. But not in the near term.

>> No.18503142

>>18502954
Not a doomer. Just rational. Everyone called me a doomer when I bought 6 months of groceries back in early february. Bought 500 M95 masks on mid february. I'm just prepared. And when you are gasping for air on the ground of an over crowded hospital, I'll be sitting pretty, eating instant ramen and playing vydia.

>> No.18503153

>>18502532
> Jennifer Zeng
Dumbest doomer of them all

>> No.18503164

>>18503063
>Lolno fed will pump to the moon
Maybe, but I don’t think that would work if everyone sells out of fear and or necessity.

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>>18502855
I will never try to short general market trends ever again. It doesn't matter what happens in the real world, the Fed can just randomly decide to fuck your face and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

>> No.18503177

>>18503153
¨You're glowing too much CCP nigger

>> No.18503179

>>18503105
Amazon is already @ath

>> No.18503189

>>18499995
>You want to crash the entire world economy and put all of mainstreet out of business for this bull shit
Yes

>> No.18503231

>>18503179
Amazon, Abbott, dollar general, Scott’s miracle. There are a few that are doing well but I think overall the trend is down and people are fleeing to stocks They see as safe

>> No.18503234

>>18503177
She is the one who tweeted about 15 million Chinese missing or something. How can a rational mind say something like that without thinking that that's bullshit.

>> No.18503253

>>18503231
Amount of cash on the sidelines is higher than ever.

>> No.18503261

>>18499584
>old people die
STOP THE PRESSES

>> No.18503271

>>18499633
stop being dirt poor? You goddamn mutts and your oil stocks have left me high and dry

>> No.18503306

>>18503253
Sure, because people are concerned for their financial safety.

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18503352

>>18503306
Give better arguments ffs.
I'm a bear pretending to be a bull and am playing devils advocate to know if I'm right.

>> No.18503433

>>18503352
My big three
>>18502855
>>18502823
>>18502707
The stock market can go up or down, especially with the fed involved now. Taking into account the information I have, I believe the markets will continue to drop over the next couple months. Stocks may pick up if the virus slows during the summer months. At the first hint of it returning in the fall I will go back to a short position, dwsh

>> No.18503491

>>18503234
>15 million Chinese missing
>How can a rational mind say something like that without thinking that that's bullshit.

15,000,000 chinese dead or dissapeared
Corona has a 5% mortality rate (although in places like spain or italy is around 10%-13%)

15,000,000 = 5%
? =========100%

100% = 300,000,000
Total chinese population=1,393,000,000,

15,000,000 dead chinese would represent a 25% of the total population of china infected, given the 5% mortality rate, that we know isn't real. So it is not only possible, but actually quite probable.
Seriously, I don't understand why /biz/ analyzes everything with their feelings and not hard, cold numbers.

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18503516

We were at 28,500 deaths yesterday, and now today we have 34k??
Did we just jump 6 thousand deaths overnight?what the fuck

>> No.18503548

>>18503491
assuming it went over china... but it's possible their infection rate is lower and they are as far from being done with the virus as everyone else is.

>> No.18503566

>>18503516
fyi this is just the beginning.

>> No.18503612

>>18503566
I know, that has been my expectation since mid-march, but WHY are they pretending this is close to over?

I bought a gun and used my stim check to get more food, ya'll have to be careful. dont believe the number line and dont believe the rosy sentiment.

>> No.18503683

>>18503612
Because they want it to be close to over. Currently we're still in the denial phase.

>> No.18503694

>>18499549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLJYb-8rMCM

>> No.18503706

>oil
Nigga u is so dumb.. for real

>> No.18503734

>>18503516
They're counting deaths really stupidly or changing their standards. I heard NY is counting people who they think could've died from corona but not confirmed. USA is screwed for the rest of the year.

>> No.18503827

>>18499549
you are some gullible retards. The upside is everyone that believes Trump is going to die soon. So at least we have that going for us.

>> No.18503852

>>18501042
Smashed the early life
He's an interesting goy but a goy none the less
>Young world creationist
>Hates the gays
>Pro life
Seems based probably deepthoats circumcised cock though

>> No.18503887

>>18503734
>I heard

Wow you're really showing us your intelligence here

>> No.18503960

>>18503852
>young earth creationist
Americans are cartoon people

>> No.18504032

>>18503960
It's a matter of perspective which is stranger to you?
Young Earth creationism or homosexual pride parades?

>> No.18504039

>>18503734
Are they staggering the counting process to make it look less bad than it is or something?
And then sneaking in the ones that died previously to the count?

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>>18499584
>>18499686
>>18499714
>>18499995
>>18500048
>>18500352
>>18501261

IT ONLY KILLS FAT FUCKS, OLD, AND SICK PEOPLE WITH PREEXISTING CONDITIONS!!! NORMAL, HEALTHY PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA DIE FROM THIS SHIT!!! DISEASE IS A MEANS OF POPULATION CONTROL! DEAL WITH IT. IMAGINE A PLANET WHERE EVERYONE LIVED TO BE 100+? CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT A DIRTY, UNSUSTAINABLE SHITHOLE IT WOULD BE?!?!?! USE YOUR BRAIN YOU STUPID SO/Y/KEK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tMOtR9qrRg

>> No.18504087

>>18503491
> Corona has a mortality rate of 5 %
No Expert believes this. 0,5 % is what is thrown around accounting for asymptomatic cases. Didn't know there are 3 billion Chinese. Herd immunity is at 50 %. Also how is it possible that China is at herd immunity with lots of international travel in December, January and February when the rest of the world is at roughly 1 % infection rate.

>> No.18504129

>>18504032
Here's another perspective. One of those is demonstrably real and stop being a partisan apologist.

>> No.18504158

>>18504129
>One of those is demonstrably real and stop being a partisan apologist.

>> No.18504194

>>18504087
Mistake I meant 6 billion Chinese lmao

>> No.18504196

>>18504158
Gay people existing is unfounded but the earth being 4,000 years old is just good science

>> No.18504214

>>18504196
Duh

>> No.18504251

>>18503491
Thinking that there are 15 million dead Chinese because of Corona is peak doomer brain. Even the CCP would never be able to disguise that lol

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>>18500507
Let it happen

>> No.18504319

>>18501648
Hey retard the jews want the country open up for business
>jews purposely shutdown their companies and cut their earnings
Kushner literally didn’t want the lockdown fuckhead

>> No.18504328

>>18503166
I also shorted and got facefucked by the fed. Well, learned my lesson and next time I will short when they have no more ammo to shoot

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>>18501279
Pic related. There are around 25 people in this picture and at first glimpse, 9 of them are not fit enough to run 10km in one go without collapsing, let alone go to something like a war.

>> No.18504372

>>18499549
>many red states will open
>many blue states won't
should be an interesting experiment.

>> No.18504378

>>18504087
>No Expert believes this: 0,5 % is what is thrown around accounting for asymptomatic cases

Source?
>The depths of my colon.

Sorry, but this is simply not true.
>Mortality rate is 2%
>Mortality rate is 3.4%
>Mortality rate is 3.8%
>Mortality rate is 4.2%

Then they stopped assesing mortality once they reach 4.8%

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-rate/

>> No.18504406

>>18504328
>when fed has no more ammo to shoot
Anon, I...

>> No.18504491

>>18504251
>peak doomer brain

>What is Guangxi Massacre?

The chinese govenment kept the persecution and execution of 1.3 million people under wraps for 20 years.

>Even the CCP would never be able to disguise that lol

>The death toll is estimated in between 100,000 and 500,000. One source puts the total between 800,000 and 1,200,000

And here you are, never having heard of this in your life. Also:

>cellphone carriers in China reported a loss in nearly 21 million subscriptions in January and February,

https://www.kmov.com/why-did-21-million-phone-numbers-disappear-from-china-after-coronavirus-outbreak/article_80456379-e8af-52a8-9366-f8af64b45fd1.html

>> No.18504492

>>18503734
>stupid standards
No you absolute fucking retard. Medical examiners did not have the testing kits to diagnose people. They saw the symptoms of coronavirus and that they were a close contact.
Around 3778 were add due to this. Of course you would be undercounting deaths
And still the average deaths per month is around 5000 but there is an additional 3000 deaths above average.
And additional 100-200 people are/where dying per day above average. Why? Maybe it was the fucking pandemic retard

This is with a lockdown and crimes ways down and traffic accidents way down etc

The fatality rate is 2-3% as demonstrated by South Korea and Tiawan
>muh Iceland
Hey retard read up on confidence intervals, sample size and random error
Your not going to get a good idea of the fatality rate from 8 deaths retard.
South Korea has a sample size of 229 deaths and doesn’t not have out of control case numbers with close to 80% of cases resolved with a CFR of 2.8%
And their data sample INCLUDES asymptotic people

With New York, a study estimates 15% have which is 1.2 million people. The estimated end death toll by Los Alamos research laboratory is around 30,000-35,000 which is a 2.5-2.8% fatality rate

>muh hiensberg study
Again read up on Confidence intervals, sample size, you know basic statistics. 7 deaths is prone to random error. Also it takes weeks to die as seen by South Korea’s death rate rising from 0.5% to 2.5-2.8%
Also that study, the antibody test used could not differentiate between coronaviruses so they could have measured seasonal coronavirus that are already in the population for thousands of years

>> No.18504562

>>18504378
https://youtu.be/R1wkV2IzR_U

>> No.18504598

>>18504491
>Guangxi Massacre
In the 60s with no internet or other Form of communication
> 1.3 million
We are talking about 15 million lol

>> No.18504637

>>18504492
>The fatality rate is 2-3% as demonstrated by South Korea and Tiawan
>South Korea and Tiawan

Yeah, the two countries that have implemented incredibly harsh social distancing and higeneic measures. There are no goons in the street partying.

>The estimated end death toll by Los Alamos research laboratory is around 30,000-35,000

And yet the white house wanted to reduce the death toll from 2,000,000 to 200,000.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/31/coronavirus-latest-news/

>The estimated end death toll by Los Alamos research laboratory is around 30,000-35,000

Today the death toll is going to hit 34,000 or 35,000. I'm guessing tomorrow there won't be a single death.

>> No.18504647

>>18501098
I was thinking that a lot of these people protesting were probably complaining about Black Lives Matter blocking ambulances.

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>>18504491
Now it's 21 million lmao

>> No.18504665

>>18504492
you discount iceland with 8 deaths, but then use taiwan to support your argument, which has 6 deaths.
at least be consistent.

>> No.18504674

>>18499549
This is going to be the "beartrap" of infections. You think it's going down, but surprise, second wave.

>> No.18504699

>>18504492
>the antibody test used could not differentiate between coronaviruses so they could have measured seasonal coronavirus
You haven't even read the study you are regurgitating what you've heard someone saying

>> No.18504728

>>18504406
Right. At that point the government will have collapsed so your money is now worthless anyways.

>> No.18504739

>>18504562
>0.37% mortality rate.
>In Gangelt, Germany
>Pop. 12,000
>The world is safe.

Can you even math?

>> No.18504740

>>18504637
I'm from Germany and and went buying groceries today. Streets are full of people (to be fair mostly Muslims).

>> No.18504778

>>18504739
It's the best study we have to this day. Claiming that the mortality rate is higher is just assuming things.

>> No.18504801

>>18504740
>muslims
god's chosen people are immune to the disease

>> No.18504855

>>18504801
Like the people of Iran?

>> No.18504894

>>18504039
>Are they staggering the counting process to make it look less bad than it is or something?
My county coroner is reporting way more covid deaths than the official number and state is reporting these deaths sometimes up to a week later. I'm not sure if its the process or they are staggering the numbers.

>> No.18504906

>>18504491
0,5 % would mean nearly 1 million dead in the US
I'm already bearish enough, do you want to convince me to sell everything I have and go all in in gold?

>> No.18504923

>>18499549
You guys got lucky with Trump. If any other president got elected and corona happened the US would instantly become a communist shithole.

>> No.18504953

>>18499734
This. Based. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 20k people suicide. 10% would be 170k.

Boomers can die for all I care. Young people need to live on in a prosperous economy. Not some depression shithole.

>> No.18504966

>>18504674
>You think it's going down, but surprise, second wave.
It shouldn't be though. You still are reporting thousands of cases a day, you open the country up and more people get sick. Why would anyone be surprised by this? It's collateral to stave off a collapsing economy.

>> No.18504988

>>18504953
I think there is diminishing suicide returns lmao

>> No.18505088

>>18500160
This. (((They))) know exactly what they're doing, either by taking advantage of a crisis or creating a crisis to take advantage of.

>> No.18505111

>>18504740
Same thing in Sweden, "the herd immunity"-meme was probably set because the migrants would riot and rape/rob/murder if they were forced to do something. Also a large percentage of the covid-deaths are zoomali/mooslams - High five anon-kun

>> No.18505122

>>18499734

>kikes comitting mass suicide from financial ruin
>most of the people enjoy the gifts of being a neet at least once on their lives to realize what they are missing by wagecucking and stressing about shekelberg enterprises

i think the quarantine was based, fuck off kike

>> No.18505131

>>18504855
no, those arent the peaceful muslims

>> No.18505137

>>18499549
Buy the rumor and sell the news. Re-opening is def a negative catalyst. 3-D Chess

>> No.18505407

>>18499734
>source: my ass
Enjoy the economy being shut down again when the health industry gets over burdened across the nation

>> No.18505463

>>18500276

>Yeah for less than 15% of those infected

top kek the absolute state of mutts

>> No.18505470

>>18503022
I think anon is referring to the rate of daily cases. Your data there actually proved what he said. Went from over 1000 new cases a day and it’s now at 800 new cases daily.

>> No.18505492

>>18504087
>Herd immunity is at 50 %
no 65-80%

>> No.18505533

lmaoing at mutts thinking intubation is like getting a nebulizator lmfao

>> No.18505551

>>18505492
basically your r0 is 2.5 and you have to bring it down to sub 1% at the very least to do that less than 40% of the population can be susceptible but for it to really work and you don't even get clustered cases in reality less than 20% is ideal.

>> No.18505572

>>18505551
sub 1 lol not %

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>>18499549
>he hasn't put in SPX calendars in last week waiting for vol to rise
never gonna make it

>> No.18505632

>>18500798
>>18501499
Hello kike niggers

>> No.18505694

>>18499757
Americans really are Jewish tax cattle.

>> No.18505698

>>18499686
I am hoping for this. Reopen the economy, stimulate the shit outta the stocks and companies with the fed. Pump it all up, and when it crashes from Corona: Part 2 it will be monumental. PLEASE give me 6 more months to liquidate and then position into my shorts! More fuel for the fire! Lets trim the fat from the ignorant and fuel this pyre with their grease.

>> No.18505704

>>18501458
>dunning kruger
reddit

>> No.18505737

Bro it's going to stay closed for another 6 months, we're fucked.

>> No.18505823

It isn't over until class 1 railroad car loadings are up at least 30,000 a week.

>> No.18505869

>>18502844
Can confirm.
Did not kill myself.

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>> No.18505989

>>18499718
yes, you should wait for shit to go back to normal so you can pay 10 times the price.

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>>18500352

>> No.18506290

>>18500507
Michiganfag here. A lot of people believe the virus is serious, but not serious enough to justify the measures that cunt Whitmer has taken, especially when she determines what businesses are "essential" by how much state govt tax revenue they make (e.g. weed stores) and not on whether they are actually essential based on human needs and protections (gun stores and ranges).

>> No.18506383

>>18499549
I know this is a stupid question, but which platform do you use to buy commodities?

>> No.18506425

>>18499663
Yea they do, $1200 to be exact

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18506610

what the fuck just happened????
oil shot up to $26.50 from about $19.70

>> No.18506621

They only have two options:
> stay in lockdown until vaccin is available. This will fuck up the economy
> re open little by little to get people outside especially children to get activate immunity.

They are doing both. Wave 2 of corona will come shit will go lockdown temporarly. Then the vaccin will be mandatory. Gg

>> No.18506697

>>18501286
And at that point the National Guard gets called in for "peacekeeping". If things still escalate AFTER that is when things REALLY start to get interesting.

>> No.18506832

>>18506290
>guns stores and ranges are essential

Do Americans really?

>> No.18506931

>>18506610
where did u see that?

>> No.18506952

>>18506383
A mercantile exchange, like NYMEX. Most of the ones in the US are owned by CME. If you have to ask where to do it, you don't want to go anywhere near that, the fee schedules will kill you for small buys, anyway. You need 5 figures minimum to make any serious buys, and most newbies get cleaned out, because it's all insider shit. By the time the prices swing and you're aware of it, it's too late, you're fucked.

>> No.18506957

>>18499681
why u mad?

>> No.18506963

>>18506931
looking at the Plus500 trader
I'm not just being retarded here, right?

>> No.18506995

>>18499757
wtf this is effective fud for reopening.
made me reconsider fr

>> No.18507010

>>18506963
You're not.
Something went wrong with the rollover on Plus500. They should fix it soon.

>> No.18507111

>>18507010
thank fuck for that

>> No.18507374

>>18506952
The price is clearly going to go up, it has not swung yet, but it will. How do I buy into oil or at least how do I make profit on this? I have £7000, what do I do?

>> No.18507396

>>18507010
Is Plus500 any good to use to buy?

>> No.18507437

>>18499666
Shoulda bought UPRO a few weeks ago.

>> No.18507486

>>18499549
There's way too much confidence in these prices right now. Big sell signal

>number go up

>> No.18507575

>>18504637
South East Asian countries also have healthier people in them. Barely any fat people there.

>> No.18508960

>>18499866
>implying i care about fatfuck niggers and boomer
when normal healthy white people start dying maybe ill care