/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.18498911]

A lot people are investing their trumpbux in the market. Hence, a dump is incoming.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/aids/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

[Anonymous No.18498920]

buy bitcoin now

halvening happens in a couple weeks and every single halvening has preceded a bull run

[Anonymous No.18498921]

who /vanguard/ here?

[Anonymous No.18498926]

HATE STOCKS

[Anonymous No.18498932]

>tfw went all in on BA and RTX

Fuck this crab market. I shouldn't have liquidated my NET yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18498938]

Is USL the best way to buy the oil meme?

>>18498921
Vanguard is good because state street is a feminist cuck

[Anonymous No.18498937]

>tech hitting ATHs
Yeah, it's shorting time.

[Anonymous No.18498946]

>>18498911
Bears will win

[Anonymous No.18498948]

>>18498937
i'm just glad I resisted the temptation to fomo

[Anonymous No.18498953]

>>18498932
I liquidated my MSFT yesterday in order to go in on BA

[Anonymous No.18498954]

WHY IS AMD GOING UP . I DONT UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.18498962]

Why do boomers think 30 million unemployed is a good thing?

[Anonymous No.18498964]

>>18498920
Shoo shoo! Adults are talking here.

[Anonymous No.18498969]

THE 10 YR IS GOING TO ZERO


HOW TF

[Anonymous No.18498978]

>>18498954
they're about to kill Intel
AMD CHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.18498992]

>>18498953
I literally did the same but with NET. Fret not, fren. NET moves inversely with the markets. I'm expecting BA to rebound to $155 and then I will cash out. With the gains I will probably buy back NET again, assuming it dipped when BA rallied.

[Anonymous No.18498996]

how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18498999]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18499001]

Stupid ass home workout company I bought into at $28 hits ATH during pandemic lol

[Anonymous No.18499002]

>>18498964
Robinhood trades crypto :)

[Anonymous No.18499004]

>>18498996
WHERE
ARE
YOUR
STOP LOSSES
RETARD

[Anonymous No.18499006]

>>18498937
Which ones were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.18499011]

>>18498969
kek, let it begin

[Anonymous No.18499015]

>>18498999
>hit the limit in like one week
Jesus Christ lmao

[Anonymous No.18499016]

>>18498999
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.18499019]

People throwing money at the big boy stocks just because they are bored at home and just received 1200$ are going to get their pants pulled down real soon. Small and mids are going to feel some pain but my guess is the ones that survive will outperform the market once we hit bottom.

[Anonymous No.18499027]

>>18499006
Short AMZN, TSLA, NET, MSFT, AAPL.
Just kidding, the time is not right yet.

[Anonymous No.18499028]

>amd
>rtx
>usfd
>xom
is this a good stonks list

[Anonymous No.18499029]

>AMZN up $100
earnings still a week away what the fuck. is this shit shooting up to $3k or what?

[Anonymous No.18499035]

>>18498946
Give me your bear picks? Bobo’s rise up

[Anonymous No.18499036]

>>18499006
Pretty much all of them. When you see dogshit like Zoom mooning in the midst of a security breach you know it's time to sell.

[Anonymous No.18499041]

>>18499028
kill the bottom 3

[Anonymous No.18499046]

>>18498937
>>18498948
same anons

somethings got to give. waiting for a lower entry point

[Anonymous No.18499048]

>>18499029
Remember how it shot up 10% because of Christmas earnings?

[Anonymous No.18499053]

Everyone thinking that there'll be a dump is the reason we won't see a dump.

[Anonymous No.18499063]

>>18499041
I haven't bought them yet.

[Anonymous No.18499066]

AMD 57 4/24 put here we go

[Anonymous No.18499069]

>>18499046
you had a month of ridiculously low valuations for your "entry" point. you missed the train.

[Anonymous No.18499073]

>>18499063
ok

[Anonymous No.18499082]

>>18498999
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.18499098]

SPY put for July. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.18499099]

>>18499053
No one expects a dump. Anons will be back to work in no time and the market will continue up.

[Anonymous No.18499102]

>>18498999
Mother of God. After seeing Cuomo's report I thought maybe we could recover potentially. Now I remember. I remember this economy is going to go down and not even the Fed can save it. That is about as bad as it comes.

And friendly reminder, Congress is on vacation. Because fuck our country. And fuck the fact that a growing number of people I know are reporting the are getting error messages for their Trumpbux. The government fucked up it seems, I expect it to get worse and go on the news. This economy is over.

[Anonymous No.18499104]

>>18499036
Security issues have never historically affected anybody (but intel). Otherwise aapl and msft would have reverse split 1000:1 overall by now.

[Anonymous No.18499106]

>>18499048
This is different. pure, irreversible growth based on the covid scare.

[Anonymous No.18499107]

Anyone have any input on purchasing some TDG or best to wait

[Anonymous No.18499110]

>>18499069
So many people chose not to buy when we were down heavy. Now the regret slips in. They believed the ultra bear thesis.

[Anonymous No.18499121]

>>18499069
>ridiculously low
For many techshit companies the valuations were fair. Again, look at fucking ZM right now, P/E is 1576, that's nauseating. Literal no-growth companies hitting ATHs is not a great sign.

[Anonymous No.18499122]

How's your JCP stock boys?
I'm up 7.4%
Fuck the haters

[Anonymous No.18499130]

>>18499069
>ridiculously low valuations
That's a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.18499131]

>>18499102
>Cuomo's report
Demofaggots are going to milk this as long as they can. A recession is the only way that senile biden gets within striking distance to the trumpenfuhrer.

[Anonymous No.18499132]

Are my positions positioning positionally?

[Anonymous No.18499137]

>>18499099
>No one expects a dump
Are you even watching CNBC?

[Anonymous No.18499139]

>>18499104
For ZM, which is a fledgeling company with only a single product and a price far beyond what their earnings justify, a security breach is really not good for them, and at the very least their price should certainly not rise in the wake of this news.

[Anonymous No.18499147]

>>18498962
It is for businesses. Less non essential workers eating up profits.

[Anonymous No.18499166]

Hows your ride been?
>lose all gains
>now up above my gains
Cornoa chan is a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.18499167]

>>18499122
Up 8% here. Can't believe others missed this train.

[Anonymous No.18499169]

I'm up 6k swing trading Roku. I just wait for it to drop below 130, preferably to upper 127, then buy 130 calls, then sell at high 129 or 130.

[Anonymous No.18499172]

>>18499147
But then there are less people buying iPhones and paying interest on their 100k studen loan debt

[Anonymous No.18499173]

We're heading for a V shaped recovery aren't we?

[Anonymous No.18499180]

>>18499110
Don't get me wrong. I believe in the ultra bear thesis, and that's why stocks are going up. There'll be massive inflation, and it's good for stonks.

[Anonymous No.18499182]

>>18499166
3k away from whole.

[Anonymous No.18499187]

covered puts = free money?

[Anonymous No.18499190]

>>18499173
no

[Anonymous No.18499191]

>>18499147
>implying business hire shittons of people who dont generate revenue
what are you smoking anon

[Anonymous No.18499196]

>>18499167
I'm up 60%. Easiest money in my life.

[Anonymous No.18499199]

>>18499172
Sucks for retail I guess, but hey, less customers means less employees needed. Gotta trim those margins

[Anonymous No.18499200]

>ONE amazon call, expiring in june, at $3300 strike costs $3000

Yikes

[Anonymous No.18499205]

>PDSB starts to moon
>Try to get on @ 1.25
>In the time it takes to type out the order, price has jumped to 1.30
>Try 1.30
>it's now 1.35
>Fuck it, I'll just do a market order and grab it before it hits 1.40-
>BOUGHT @1.60
>What the fuck no not that high what the fuck are you doing the price isn't even 1.40 yet
>price is now settling around 1.25
Hello yes I would like some death please

[Anonymous No.18499210]

>>18499137
Not at all. That makes me nervous. V shape recovery inbound.

[Anonymous No.18499214]

>>18499187
Depends on the stock in cornoa world.

[Anonymous No.18499221]

>>18499172
There's no payments for student loans until June and if needed, Trump can extend it. At least make your retarded theses coherent.

[Anonymous No.18499225]

I bought a put for AMD at $57.5, first option ever. I'ma be ok right?

[Anonymous No.18499231]

Why the fuck is RTX crabbing so hard?

[Anonymous No.18499232]

You know theres a theory in Clown market that bad news brings high price, good news brings lower price.
I am all cash, but if I got in, I would probly wait for good news first

[Anonymous No.18499239]

NEW BVLL MARKET
NEW BVLL MARKET
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NEW BVLL MARKET
NEW BVLL MARKET

[Anonymous No.18499243]

AMZN IS UNSTOPPABLE

[Anonymous No.18499245]

>>18499027
So you'll wait a day?

>>18499036
I agree that Zoom will be the first to crash

[Anonymous No.18499248]

>>18499225
just bought more because of this post

[Anonymous No.18499256]

>>18499248
same

[Anonymous No.18499257]

>>18499002
>willingly using the worst broker known to man kind

I hope you enjoy your outages and terrible executions

[Anonymous No.18499258]

>>18499243
All their competition is locked down.

[Anonymous No.18499262]

>>18499232
>all cash when Fed is printing trillions

[Anonymous No.18499278]

>>18499225
>Buying options on AMD
Why? Just buy it and sell covered calls to infinity and beyond to dummies.

[Anonymous No.18499279]

>>18499231
the US war machine is blue balled right now

[Anonymous No.18499280]

>>18498954
Blind bull rush, it's overvalued as fuck

[Anonymous No.18499281]

>>18499248
>>18499256
Jokes on you

[Anonymous No.18499282]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18499285]

guys my pee-pee is hard.

[Anonymous No.18499290]

>>18499262
>thinks he understands inflation
>loses thousands in a clown market

[Anonymous No.18499296]

>>18499279
>tfw learned my lessons the hard way and won't give up my positions

Trump better allude to military conflict in his press conference today or else I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18499300]

>>18498999
Yes. That means that the program was a smashing success. Mission accomplished!

[Anonymous No.18499301]

>>18499232
What if I told you that this was entirely just pumped by bored people on quarantine who got off work and bought tech stonks for FUN and actually could not give two shits about economic numbers they purely just bought stocks because it was something to do. Maybe it’s not a clown world it’s just a world filled with sad bored people looking for any thrill.

[Anonymous No.18499303]

Roku puts are easy money right now but I don't really have the cash on hand to take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.18499308]

FOMOfags there's still time

[Anonymous No.18499309]

Is SOXL a good buy right now?

[Anonymous No.18499312]

>>18499001
For a home workout company I literally know fuck all people that are using it even during a pandemic

[Anonymous No.18499314]

>>18499029
>>18499048

Hiring spree to keep fulfillment centers operating. Best business model for everyone staying at home. Not running mother's day and father's day promotions to reduce demand.

[Anonymous No.18499323]

>>18499139
The security breach really didn't do anything and didn't matter to anybody using it. It's also not a fledgling company, they were a thing for a long time already. If the vuln allowed remote code execution then you would have been right. But here it just allows strangers to pornbomb meetings so literally nobody currs.

[Anonymous No.18499325]

>>18499280
Intel sucks. AMD is better in every way.

[Anonymous No.18499326]

>>18499290
I've made thousands by buying the bottom. If you want a tip for your cash- buy SPCE.

[Anonymous No.18499327]

Nobody is actually buying anything today, right?

[Anonymous No.18499335]

>>18499326
Pure meme with no future, trust me.

[Anonymous No.18499340]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18499342]

>>18498937
no fren, this is clown world... no amount of bad news is ever gonna tank the market..>>>ALL PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18499343]

I hate living in insane times

[Anonymous No.18499346]

>>18499327

>hes not going all in JCP

[Anonymous No.18499347]

>>18499301
Fair point. Ill try to look into that, as well

[Anonymous No.18499348]

>>18499301
look, it me

[Anonymous No.18499349]

>>18499285
lemme see

[Anonymous No.18499350]

Feeling TESLA fomo here anons.
There's not going to be a crash this time- everyone fucking expects it.

[There Will Be Blood No.18499352]

>>18499205
put in an order for death, market might give you life instead though.

[Anonymous No.18499354]

>>18499327
I bought some PAA and EPD

[Anonymous No.18499355]

Thoughts on LYFT?

I am making an absolute killing on it right now from buying at 15, but I feel like it can go higher. Am I being delusional

[Anonymous No.18499356]

>>18499325
AMD doesn't even make their own chips. TSM is a way better buy. AMD just markets TSM's chips.

[Anonymous No.18499357]

>>18499340
bear flag then dump, also based ST

[Anonymous No.18499358]

>>18499326
Based. Wait till the rocket launches and shares go for $100, then DUMP

[Anonymous No.18499364]

>>18499309
Yes, buy it after it already ran up. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.18499372]

I really do not understand option valuation. I know the Greeks, but goddammit. This GD call for 137 dropped over a dollar when the share price went up, calls for higher prices are up, lower prices are up, but that specific one dropped 40%. What the fuck am I missing

[Anonymous No.18499373]

>Put little money in a position
>good gain
>put a lot of money in a position
>loose
every fcking time

[Anonymous No.18499384]

>>18499372
>I know the Greeks

What does this mean? I keep seeing anons say this.

[Anonymous No.18499385]

V SHAPED NIGGA

[Anonymous No.18499389]

>>18499335
How can capitalism support unsustainable inflation except by unsustainably expanding into the space which will require moving people into the space?

SPCE $1000000 in 2040.

[Anonymous No.18499394]

>When the only winning move is to buy memes
>But you have to pick the right memes at the right time or else you get memed on

[Anonymous No.18499403]

>>18498969
wud da fugg

[Anonymous No.18499404]

>>18499245
TSLA is good for the rest of the week minimum. In a more normal market I'd say they're good for at least 2 more months.
MSFT, between 1 week and 1 month.
I am assuming a recovery beyond the security dump on ZM, which makes it secure for at least 3 more months.
AMZN will still be good for between 2 days and 2 weeks, have to check the chart again then but I don't expect it to fall yet.
AAPL not clear, have to wait tomorrow for a clearer picture. Possible that it reverses down in the coming days.

[Anonymous No.18499407]

>shorts trying to short other shorts
You will lose if you stay in it too long today. You have been warned

[Anonymous No.18499409]

TQQQ or FNGU?

[Anonymous No.18499413]

>>18499373

EVERY fucking time. i spent so many days playing it safe, making small gains, regretting each time being a pussy and not going all the way

go all the way and immediately got shat on

[Anonymous No.18499416]

>>18499358
Decent idea for a short term trade for SPCE sure. Long term is extremely bullish for SPCE.

[Anonymous No.18499418]

>>18499350
i missed the rocket ship too bro...

[Anonymous No.18499422]

What the actual fuck kind of chart does SPY even have going

[Anonymous No.18499424]

Fucking HAL

[Anonymous No.18499427]

>>18499323
>"long time"
>founded 2011
My dude they weren't even around during the financial crisis, meaning they aren't even recession tested, I don't trust ZM at all and neither should you especially during this kind of uncertainty in the market.

[Anonymous No.18499431]

>>18499413
>>18499373
Learn proper risk management you absolute retards.

[Anonymous No.18499434]

>>18499384
Calculus is used to derive rates of change of different aspects of the stock. Each one measures a different aspect

[Anonymous No.18499435]

This retracement gigantic wtf. When we go down?

[Anonymous No.18499437]

does /smg/ just not use stop losses or what

[Anonymous No.18499444]

>>18499372
I think options value can sometimes be driven up or down purely by the bid/ask. If its a low volume option, someone could have sold it at a low ask. Remember that you can still do limit orders for options.

[Anonymous No.18499446]

>>18499434
Can you provide me with a Youtube with further information about this, fren?

[Anonymous No.18499447]

>>18499409
TQQQ. Big tech companies are reaching their peak, and TQQQ would give you exposure to upcoming and new players.

[Anonymous No.18499449]

>>18499356
AMD will buy TSMC and go to the moon

[Anonymous No.18499452]

>>18499427
Zoom's P/E is ridiculous and they aren't recession tested, true. But they are somehow STILL in a better spot than Uber

[Anonymous No.18499453]

>>18499422
septuple Bart wave pattern

[Anonymous No.18499455]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET JEROME ON THE PHONE

[Anonymous No.18499459]

>>18499431

fuck you nigga

[Anonymous No.18499458]

>>18499384
math that is used to fuck your gains because you didn't think about the effects of second order partial derivatives relating to volatility on the prices of your options

[Anonymous No.18499461]

>>18499437
ok let's assume for a moment that I don't know what those are

[Anonymous No.18499462]

>>18499435
Relief sell-off. Everyone are still in disbelief phase.

[Anonymous No.18499467]

>>18499325
This is a literal case of sell low buy high

AMD managed to get 7nm before Intel however all that did was make it as good as Intel's 14nm chips. Intel will roll out 7nm within 2 years (they've been working on it for at least 5 years and the average completion time for a node shrink is about 5 years) and they will overtake AMD. It's a long trade but Intel is selling way under value here. The last time this happened AMD skyrocketed for a couple years during Athlon 64 days and then collapsed to $3.

It's almost like the general population doesn't know anything about processor design and production and the consumer market for processors and are just rushing into a stock that keeps going up.

[Anonymous No.18499469]

>MFW I bought the meme stock NET at 21

[Anonymous No.18499470]

>>18499446
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=youtube+stock+market+the+greeks

[Anonymous No.18499471]

>>18499424
I dipped in yesterday at 6.53

[Anonymous No.18499480]

Do any companies give out stocks as free samples?

[Anonymous No.18499481]

Everyone exited their positions to eat lunch.

This is going to pump hard shortly.

[Anonymous No.18499482]

>>18499452
>uber
>no fucking profit
>zoom
>there's fucking skype
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.18499491]

So nobody is going to comment on that absolute dump that happened in like a minute that sent the DOW down 100 points from positive and removed more than half a percent from NASDAQ? Profit taking might be inbound, MSFT, AMZN, Netflex, and Tesla all look to be juicy targets coming up.

[Anonymous No.18499492]

>>18499437
Correct. Every single thread they complain about 70-90% losses, every single thread I remind them to learn risk management and stop losses, every single thread I get >>18499459 as response. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.18499499]

>>18499469
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.18499506]

When is the second bottom coming

[Anonymous No.18499507]

>>18499452
Uber certainly has a reckoning coming, whether by labour disputes or future industry regulations, but at least they're down YTD and not mooning for pretty much no reason right now.

[Anonymous No.18499508]

>>18499437
Every fucking time I use a stoploss it trigger by an hair and the stock price rebounds,
WORSE, it happens when I am looking at it!

I'm always at the computer. I'd rather have a fucking minimized window with a ticker and be on the lookout. So I can look at the graph and make an informed decision!

[Anonymous No.18499509]

>>18499482
Uber has not made any net revenue in 43 out of 44 quarters. And their cash reserves are from their initial IPO listing. The only way this company is going to raise money is issuing more stock.

[Anonymous No.18499514]

200 shares of JCP at 0.23 fill baby fill

[Anonymous No.18499515]

>>18499467
Agreed, however TSM is rolling out their UVEs and it'll be a competitive market between Intel and TSM. All other CPU semis will get rekt. AMD is just very expensive re-seller stock at this point.

[Anonymous No.18499517]

>>18499506
the only bottom coming is you fag boy

[Anonymous No.18499518]

>>18499482
Have you actually tried to use skype for real? It's garbage, made even worse with every update. Dumpster fire tier nowadays. M$ is even trying to abandon it for teams entirely (which is like slack but, again, complete dumpster fire tier, never fucking works at all, just like nuskype).

[Anonymous No.18499521]

>>18499467
>>18499515
And I should add, when fucking Jim Cramer is saying buy AMD you should get out

[Anonymous No.18499523]

>>18499467
>Intel will roll out 7nm within 2 years
ahahaha. Try 5 years
>10nm delayed 5 years and still sucks

[Anonymous No.18499530]

>>18499509
Their long-term goal in my opinion is to run at a loss until their competition is dead then hike prices into profitability once they're the only big player left. Whether they can actually pull this off is the question, especially during economic downturn.

[Anonymous No.18499531]

>>18499491
Bears creaming their pants over 1% relief sell off. You need a reality check.

[Anonymous No.18499533]

>>18499514
Anyone lurking these threads and new investors can play around with trading JCP. You will probably lose your money but you can get the highs and lows from trading pricier stocks for LITERAL pennies

[Anonymous No.18499534]

>>18499492
>>18499437
Stop losses are idiotic unless your some kind of degenerate day trader that thinks your stocks should only ever go up.

[Anonymous No.18499535]

>>18499481
just dumped

[Anonymous No.18499541]

>>18499523
You've been warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KOfURU1kjc

[Anonymous No.18499542]

>>18499534
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[Anonymous No.18499543]

>>18499514
>buying a near bankrupt retailer

imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.18499544]

>>18499514
boomer retail is dead, honey

[Anonymous No.18499547]

>>18499531
Call it a relief sell of, call it what you want. This whole recovery is fake as fuck nobody can explain rationaly why we are back at 2019 levels.

[Anonymous No.18499555]

>>18499509
yeah, i don't get either of these companies. I understand Tesla, but those two are just bonkers.

>>18499518
skype for business is just fine. hangouts was fine too. I'm sure for more intensive use, something else is needed, but zoom?

[Anonymous No.18499558]

Welp, that's it. It's actually ogre.

[Anonymous No.18499560]

>he doesn't hold the MAGA portfolio
MSFT
AAPL
GOOG
AMZN

[Anonymous No.18499562]

today's price action is almost a perfect fractal of the crash so far I DONT LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.18499563]

WHAT HAPPENED


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499564]

Why is AMD mooning?

[Anonymous No.18499571]

>>18499530
Uber's long term plans have been obvious for years. They want self driving cars so they can eliminate the drivers completely. But that runs into the problem that Tesla is already better equipped to do that since they actually make fucking cars.
The company is a dead end. A summer child during a 10 year bull run. This zombie will probably die if interest rates are ever touched upward.

[Anonymous No.18499574]

Bought my calls right before the dump

[Anonymous No.18499575]

>>18499544
>>18499543
lol these niggers can't afford to throw pennies at a meme for fun, sorry sweaties.

[Anonymous No.18499576]

>>18499523
UVEs is a reality and it's already printing the newest chips for gaymers. It's game over for AMD.

[Anonymous No.18499580]

Dumped all oil. Minor loss of 100. Pricey lesson but it’s a lesson learned. Now waiting for the new bottoms to scoop up even more down the road.

[Anonymous No.18499581]

$35 SPY puts for june 19 for $1 a good deal?

[Anonymous No.18499587]

>>18499562

[Anonymous No.18499589]

>>18499564
I don't know but I just bought puts

[Anonymous No.18499593]

>>18499563
AMZN is dumping. This bubble is enormous.

[Anonymous No.18499599]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499600]

>>18499562
wtf is this

[Anonymous No.18499603]

>>18499562
so now what, we dump again?

[Anonymous No.18499606]

>>18499581
No. The fed could still pump it out of where

[Anonymous No.18499611]

>>18499541
TSMC already has 5nm and intel can't even do 10, let alone 7. Intel has no chance.

[Anonymous No.18499615]

/biz/ taught me to quit women
Now I can be free

[Anonymous No.18499614]

>>18499593
If AMZN honestly dumps it's taking the entire market with it. This will be interesting.

[Anonymous No.18499616]

>>18499531
It's still going bullfag. The entire market is being held up by Microsoft, Amazon, Netflix, and Tesla. Apple too, but they are starting to sell there. You realize once those stocks falter all hell will break loose, right? Are you really confident depending on those things, 2 of which at ATH's, to keep you propped up? I am doing you a favor, sell now before it gets worse tomorrow and next week.

Also shout out to SQQQ anon who bought to reassure me, I followed up at 12.8 and am happy.

[Anonymous No.18499618]

Damn I wish I had bought my puts at the top instead of the start of the 10:30 pump

[Anonymous No.18499619]

[Anonymous No.18499620]

DOUMP IT

[Chad !!YwOr0QPbwae No.18499622]

[Anonymous No.18499621]

lol wtf Rally over, failed to break 50% retracement and hold. Enter shorts now

[Anonymous No.18499625]

>>18499611
Blind pessimism, you don't know anything about processors

[Anonymous No.18499627]

>>18499580
nice just bought oil thanks

[Anonymous No.18499626]

>>18499547
Nobody can explain rationally why it was so low in the first place.

[Anonymous No.18499630]

>>18499555
Skype for business doesn't even exist anymore, it's been deprecated for about 5 years and was retired some years ago. It's also completely useless, calls never connect, people get booted out at random all the time, voice quality is always trash, program crashes constantly, etc.
Hangouts is OK, even at m$ we used to prefer it over skype because of how shit skype was, but the voice quality wasn't all that good. Zoom on the other hand worked best for everyone. Recruiters had been using zoom almost since it was first released and don't plan to stop. Almost all video meetings in my country are currently being handled by zoom.
Also this isn't 100+ people meetings but anywhere from 4 to 12, so not exactly intensive.

[Anonymous No.18499631]

>>18499543
It's not necessarily retarded if the stock has sufficient volatility. For instance if you had good luck and timing, you could have bought JCP at $0.23 this morning and sold a short while later for $0.25, a more than 8% profit.

[Anonymous No.18499632]

>>18499574
Im talkin literally 2 minutes before that fat red dildo

[Anonymous No.18499638]

>sold calls not too long ago
>tfw got filled in all of them
I feel bad for them.

[Anonymous No.18499644]

>>18499614
FUCK I JUST BOUGHT CALLS ON THEM AND WENT FROM UP $1000 TO DOWN $200

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499647]

its not red until amazon is red

[Anonymous No.18499652]

>>18499638
I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.18499653]

>>18499644
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.18499658]

>>18499638
>feeling bad for selling lottery tickets to idiots

[Anonymous No.18499659]

>>18499041
Why is everyone shitting on RTX?

[Anonymous No.18499660]

>>18499626
All the big money left the market back in March. They aren't going anywhere near this shit until they are confident about what will happen.
It's literally just been a shorts arena for weeks now.

[Anonymous No.18499662]

>>18499547
Bulls have been explaining very carefully about the bullish thesis:
>~80% of SPY stand to profit from the crisis
>The money printer going BRRR is good for stocks
>We're past the peak of virus
>The virus is actually far less dangerous than expected and we're ahead of schedule to reopen our businesses
>This crash revealed that there wasn't anything wrong with the economy systematically
>This crash was caused by a speculation of supply-side demand drain, however the opposite is happening

[Anonymous No.18499665]

>>18499574
>>18499632
>>18499652
I'm sorry anons, it's just a wealth transfer.

[Anonymous No.18499673]

got 1k
what's good to put into, get a quick gain, and get out?

[Anonymous No.18499677]

Back down we go, kek'd

[Anonymous No.18499680]

>>18499673
sqqq

[Anonymous No.18499682]

>>18499621
50% was 278 on SPY. It couldn't break 285 3 times so resistance was there.

[Anonymous No.18499683]

[Anonymous No.18499684]

>>18499616
Why would they go down? People are more dependent on their services more than ever. Their valuations are very low for what they offer.

[Anonymous No.18499691]

Woah woah woaaah

[Anonymous No.18499693]

IT'S ACCELERATING

THE FUCKING 10YR IS AT NOTHING RIGHT NOW WE'RE SO FUCKED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499694]

>>18499659
Anons attempting people to sell so they can buy it for cheap

[Anonymous No.18499695]

>>18499614
This entire market is just AMZN. Just buy it at above ATH in a recession and prey to your tooth fairy Jerome that you will still keep finding more money every day.

[Anonymous No.18499697]

>>18499673
Blackjack

[Anonymous No.18499699]

failed breakout into big red. We're going to make it bearbros.

[Anonymous No.18499702]

well there goes the Trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18499706]

>>18499662
>This crash revealed that there wasn't anything wrong with the economy systematically
Are you having a chuckle?
Small business, big businesses, banks, and individuals are all being bailed out because they were so over leveraged with debt

[Anonymous No.18499713]

should I buy XOM puts?

[Anonymous No.18499715]

>>18499693
Fed will announce some new program for XX trillions buying up Treasuries and you'll get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18499720]

>>18499630
I'm at a grandpa USA company that's fine using skype for biz. most of the time for distance interviews it's been with skype or just normal phone/conference calls. i just don't see where zoom fits in the equation. I'm skeptical of whatsapp/kik/snap too.

[Anonymous No.18499722]

>>18499606
im trying to find the best bang per buck options, what do you guys have?i want a repeat of my $1 F win

[Anonymous No.18499725]

>>18499673
don't be retarded. the only one that might fall is tsla

[Anonymous No.18499726]

>>18499702
>he bought the top?

[Anonymous No.18499728]

>>18499702
Time to short MSFT and SPY. Trumpbux incoming.

[Anonymous No.18499735]

>>18499662
>>~80% of SPY stand to profit from the crisis
Hahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahaha
Holy shit shut the fuck up, 350 billion in credit lines from the gov't evaporated in 2 days

[Anonymous No.18499736]

>>18499715
>us sells its own debt to itself

[Anonymous No.18499738]

>>18499702
>Buying near the ATH while there is so much uncertainty
Goodbye Trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18499742]

>>18499702
The fact that you qualify for trumpbux explains your decision to buy msft

[Anonymous No.18499746]

What are we drinking today?

[Anonymous No.18499747]

This stock is unstoppable! I love SNSS!

[Anonymous No.18499753]

>>18499736
>Jerome begins printing for Jerome
>Jerome buys what Jerome is selling

[Anonymous No.18499756]

>>18499662

Bulls are also saying 22million people fired is bullish. They are saying " it is priced in ".

Thats ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18499758]

>>18499715
You aren't stoping the greed train once AMZN starts the cash out. Everyone put their Trumpbux in to double them this is the start of a snowball.

[Anonymous No.18499760]

>>18499747
kek nice filename

[Anonymous No.18499763]

>>18499706
They already deleveraged, and they aren't buying in, yet the market is going up. Signifying that there's still plenty of money left to fuel the bull run.

[Anonymous No.18499767]

>>18499560
Trump hates AMZN and GOOG are his political enemies. The real MAGA portfolio:
XOM
RTX
LMT
BA
MCD

[Anonymous No.18499771]

Oh man, do you guys feel that? I'm fucking jacked to the tits right now. Something is coming, I know it.

[Anonymous No.18499773]

Whats this pattern called

[Anonymous No.18499776]

What did I miss? Why is everyone panicking about the crash? Because of a little dip?

[Anonymous No.18499778]

guys check 10YR

[Anonymous No.18499779]

>>18499746
Shit vodka and gatorade

[Anonymous No.18499781]

>>18499747
why is it going up anyway

[Anonymous No.18499785]

>>18499747
kek poor SNSS anon has his life savings in their hands

[Anonymous No.18499787]

>>18499735
Who cares about the small businesses? They aren't in SPY.
>>18499736
And Fed deletes it with its blank checks. So what?

[Anonymous No.18499790]

>>18499720
Whatsapp/kik/snap doesn't even remotely work of course.
Zoom is cool because you can call into a conference with a regular phone as if it was a normal phonecall no problem on top of being able to join with a computer and webcam. As mentioned previously, it doesn't crash, the voice quality is way better, and it generally just werks after the very first time you set it up, whereas skype it's random if it will work anytime you open it, and if you were unfortunate enough that there was an update recently, you're almost certainly fucked. Even if it does connect, it's again random how long it will stay open without crashing.

[Anonymous No.18499792]

>>18499746
>
Black coffee. Snowed a foot last night so after a couple more hours of chart porn I'm going snowboarding ayyyy

[Anonymous No.18499797]

well i guess the ride is over

[Anonymous No.18499796]

>>18499756
but anon, labor is mobile!

[Anonymous No.18499802]

is it possible to make a living through stock trading alone? im on unemployment and trumpbux while living at home currently, so i'd like to give it a shot since it's the only way i can make money now besides the temporary gibbs.

any suggestions, if so? you can say it's impossible if you want, im just looking for everyone's opinion.

[Anonymous No.18499807]

>>18499767
>MCD

based and redmeat pilled

[Anonymous No.18499808]

>>18499763
>They already deleveraged, and they aren't buying in, yet the market is going up
What? You are just babbling.
> Signifying that there's still plenty of money left to fuel the bull run
Which ISN'T going into the market. All the big money that pulled out stayed out. These weeks have been completely arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.18499809]

GME is going to get me to kill myself
GO UP
YOU MOTHER FUCKER GO UP

[Anonymous No.18499825]

>>18499756
Inefficient diversity hires being fired is bullish. It was priced in by deleting 4 years of gains. The market is forward looking, and you need to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.18499826]

>>18499802
You need to have like 25k to begin with
otherwise you will get locked out of day trading

[Anonymous No.18499829]

>>18499773

World, my finger is on the button (push the button).

[A̴ǹoń̛͠ymoús No.18499830]

>>18499809
debt refinancing soon

[Anonymous No.18499832]

>>18499802
if you have to ask you can't afford it

[Anonymous No.18499837]

>>18499809
The next movie with Burry in it will be about him taking your money with his Gamestop move

[Anonymous No.18499843]

>>18499662
I wont even waste my time, to destroy this shit thesis, but i hope you don't believe it yourself.

[Anonymous No.18499844]

>>18499802
You will lose money. Get off /biz/

[Anonymous No.18499847]

AMZN is mooning right now
In fact it's marsing right now

[Anonymous No.18499848]

who else is getting TZA for the democrat-caused destruction of all small business

[Anonymous No.18499851]

>>18499809
I want to buy GME puts so bad at this level

[Anonymous No.18499850]

how will jerome save the bonds market

[Anonymous No.18499863]

>>18499797
how can you close your position if nobody can buy your sells

[Anonymous No.18499871]

>>18499802
>is it possible to make a living through stock trading alone?
Absolutely, but check the laws in your area to do the math correctly on taxes and such. Also regulations about things like daytrading matter in what kind of trading you will be doing.
Additionally you need sufficient starting capital. In the current market you can easily average $500 a day on a $25000 balance with longs alone, but gains will be slower back in a normal market. On the other hand you'll gain a LOT more if you use shorts and options (only sell, and nothing naked).

[Anonymous No.18499872]

>>18499863
that would explain why clicking the sell button crashes the site. lol

[A̴ǹoń̛͠ymoús No.18499873]

>>18499851
That's because you're stupid

[Anonymous No.18499874]

>>18499808
>What? You are just babbling.
You're too dumb to recognize that massive crash was caused by companies deleveraging. It's okay. You can not understand and follow my calls to make money.
>Which ISN'T going into the market. All the big money that pulled out stayed out. These weeks have been completely arbitrary.
Right, so there's A LOT of money left to get even more gains when they see that market will just keep going up and up.

[Anonymous No.18499877]

>>18499742
They pumped from $165 to $185 after their quarterly report (before the pandemic), I bought some at $135-ish I am just going to buy more.
They are going to come out on top of this much better than other companies I think, also betting on the lawsuit against their JEDI contract getting tossed fairly quickly.
They have been eating Amazon's lunch in the cloud market recently despite some of their other stuff not doing as well, probably because Azure is easier for the boomer .gov employees to use

[Anonymous No.18499879]

>TVIX

[Anonymous No.18499881]

Holy fuck this dump.

[Anonymous No.18499883]

>>18499787
Troll? This is the death of retail. The sector that employs 10% of america at least. Less consumption means less sales, less manufacturing, more layoffs.

[Anonymous No.18499884]

>>18499850
Jerome isn't real. It's Ackman in a suit telling you lies and getting you to think it can't crash so he can pump and dump AMZN.

[Anonymous No.18499890]

>>18499848
I was thinking of that an hour ago lmao, I feel like I missed the bottom on that one though, might not hit 100 again.

[Anonymous No.18499889]

>>18499874
I have made and will continue to make a lot of money from idiots like yourself.

[Anonymous No.18499891]

>>18499746
on my third cup of coffee, going to switch to tea after noon

[Anonymous No.18499894]

WHY DIDNT I SELL SPY AT 284 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499901]

BUY BUY BUY SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.18499903]

>>18499665
that's a man

[Anonymous No.18499905]

>>18499894
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18499909]

>>18499850
"they" still believe there will be a deflation before the inflation kicks in

[Anonymous No.18499913]

>Jerome... come sit down. We need to talk.

[Anonymous No.18499915]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/16/new-york-and-other-east-coast-states-extend-shutdown-of-nonessential-businesses-to-may-15-gov-cuomo-says.html

Oh NONONONONO

FUCK YOU BULLS

[Anonymous No.18499916]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18499921]

>tfw JCP is literally the only stock that is actually green for me today

[Anonymous No.18499939]

We gonna breakthrough the daily low?

[Anonymous No.18499941]

You were told for the last four days, but you didn't listen. Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.18499943]

>>18499915
jew york shitty is the epicenter of the outbreak for the US

[Anonymous No.18499946]

What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18499951]

>>18499939
2750 is unbreakable

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18499954]

Where did all these fucking red candles come from? FUCK.

[Anonymous No.18499955]

[Anonymous No.18499956]

>>18499871
>Easily average $500 a day from longs with $25,000
>Easily average 2% a day
>Easily average a compounded 500ish% a year

Okay bud.

[Anonymous No.18499960]

Any particular reason why AMD dropped so hard in the last 40 minutes?

[Anonymous No.18499962]

>>18499946
OOOOOO AAAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOAOAOAOAO

[Anonymous No.18499966]

Hey /biz/. There are still cheapies here. Consumer, real estate stocks especially.
>>18499903
a basedness I rarely see on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18499968]

>AAAAAAA posting
>check daily chart
>doji candle
Dude, literally zoom out. Obviously the tiniest market fart is gonna look huge on the five minutes chart.

[Anonymous No.18499976]

Okay, New York extending their lockdown is priced in now. Moving on.

[Anonymous No.18499978]

>>18499946
mr.crabs is smacking the money out of weak hands

[Anonymous No.18499979]

>mfw that huge amazon dump
wew lads

[Anonymous No.18499983]

>>18499960
because I bought

[Anonymous No.18499984]

BOUGHT BACK IN BITCHES

HOLD MY BALLS

[Anonymous No.18499986]

You're playing with the big boys now....

~oh that's pretty

You'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS
PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS
NOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.18499988]

Bulltrap

[Anonymous No.18499993]

>buy ivr put yesterday, 3.00
>goes down 14% from 3.8 to 3.2
>option goes from .08 to 0.01
Thanks options

[Anonymous No.18499996]

>>18499890
i dont think so, i bough tin at $50 and im confident theres plenty of room to grow. this virus is going to destroy small caps and dems are going to hold stimulus hostage until they get gibbs for illegals and pet projects so they can blame the delay on Trump. short term i think its a hard bear market for small business

[Anonymous No.18499997]

what website can I use to find a good candle chart?

[Anonymous No.18500002]

What are the meme stocks now?

I got 500 in REFR.
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.18500003]

>>18499946
lunchtime dip

[Anonymous No.18500009]

>>18500003
Thanks warren

[Anonymous No.18500011]

>>18499988
bear trap

[Anonymous No.18500013]

>>18499968
but AAAAAAAA posting is fun

[Anonymous No.18500022]

buy the bottom faggots

[Anonymous No.18500023]

>>18499826
i've got $50k in capital.

[Anonymous No.18500026]

>>18498953
>>>18499248>>18499256Jokes on you>> Anonymous (ID:

Why go into BA now when the earnings report is estimated to be a week or so away? its going to be bad so im going to buy BA after the report.

[Anonymous No.18500033]

>>18500000

[Anonymous No.18500034]

I have 4000 CAD, what should I do with it

[Anonymous No.18500037]

>>18499968
AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18500040]

>>18500033
wasted

[Anonymous No.18500044]

>>18499979
It's dumping vertically and still finding buying trying to catch the knife. This is incredible.

[Anonymous No.18500045]

>>18499915
IT'S OVER. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SHIT IS ABOUT TO MOTHER FUCKING COLLAPSE!

>>18500003
>lunchtime dip
When did this meme start. For weeks now it has been a lunchtime pump. The fact it went lower means....oh boy.

[Anonymous No.18500046]

>>18498911
BLDP

[Anonymous No.18500049]

>>18500034
put it in a CD

[Anonymous No.18500061]

>>18499575
There aren’t any better ones to throw pennies at

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18500064]

What happened to GLD? The chart must be wrong. I'm fucking telling you, the market is fucking wrong. GLD should be like $200 a share right now.

[Anonymous No.18500069]

>>18499968
Now what?

[Anonymous No.18500070]

Buy the BA dip, retards.

[Anonymous No.18500089]

>>18500070
>dip

[Anonymous No.18500091]

>>18500070
>buying ba
lol

[Anonymous No.18500097]

>>18500070
yeah nobody gonna be buying planes anytime soon

[Anonymous No.18500099]

I like how Tesla and Amazon have exponential growth in their stocks.

*looks at the camera with a smirk*

Yeah, like that's SUSTAINABLE!

*audience laughs*

[Anonymous No.18500106]

EOD pump into a jooced Friyay

[Anonymous No.18500108]

>>18499951

Next swing is not going to stop. This ship is sinking!

[Anonymous No.18500116]

>>18500069
>those shitty oscillators

NGMI

[Anonymous No.18500118]

>>18500089
>>18500091
>>18500097
More gains for me, then. But don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.18500124]

>>18500070
>shutdowns extending across the world
>"buy the dip bro"
Nah.

[Anonymous No.18500129]

I smell an opportunity unless Spain gets completely shut down forever and is sold to Germany Holdings SE.

[Anonymous No.18500137]

>>18500099
ohyou.jpg

[Anonymous No.18500155]

>>18500070
yeah airlines are about to make a big comeback and buy new billion dollar planes, buy the BA dip guys!

[Anonymous No.18500157]

>>18500129
I bought yuropoor stocks today

[Anonymous No.18500165]

he sold?

[Anonymous No.18500171]

>>18499894
oink oink

[Anonymous No.18500179]

crab day snibby snab day

[Anonymous No.18500183]

DIPS

ANY TECH DIPS

[Anonymous No.18500184]

I'M FINANCIALLY OKAY

[Anonymous No.18500201]

I like how the dip happened right after left-leaned cunny formation

JUST AS PLANNED

[Anonymous No.18500202]

>>18499997
Read the OP you fucking asshat

[Anonymous No.18500218]

Ah almost time to buy TESLA!

[Anonymous No.18500232]

new

>>18500230
>>18500230
>>18500230

[Anonymous No.18500246]

First

[Anonymous No.18500488]

>>18500118
What kind of logic are you buying BA on

[Anonymous No.18500745]

>>18499763

jesus this might be the most retarded post i've ever seen here on this board this is worse than shitcoin shills

[Anonymous No.18500806]

>>18499983
>because I bought
METOO

Bought at 57.20 and ended selling at 56.80 to cut down loses.

WTF?!? Do I have a magnet for this shit?

[Anonymous No.18500816]

>>18499956
Correct. Note that I said this only applies to the current clown market.

[Anonymous No.18500838]

>>18500246
Retard.

[Anonymous No.18501258]

>>18499746
Basil Haydens to soothe the pain of these fresh wounds from this fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18501273]

>>18499767
RTX, DESTROYER OF SANDPEOPLE
LETS GOOOOOOO