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biz this is it. my boomer dad is kicking me out at the end of May. I have money to move out but I dont want to give my money to landlords in these uncertain times. What should I do? Should I poison him and just say he died from corona to get the 500k life insurance money?

>> No.18493350

>>18493328
Yes

>> No.18493362

>>18493328
so is that the same girl? and she change to a different guy? I can't tell. they all look the same

>> No.18493368

>>18493328
if you kill yourself, you never have to worry about anything again.

>> No.18493373

>>18493328
record yourself sucking him off while he's asleep then take that shit to the police ASAP

Tip your landlord as well

>> No.18493381

>>18493328
she got hotter and looks 3 years younger while he somehow dilated time and looks 25years older.

>> No.18493396

>>18493362
>>18493381
if you brainlets would look at the bottom of the picture, you’d know why I posted this

>> No.18493432

>>18493381
It's the roids

>> No.18493442
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18493442

either a fool, or a mad genius
>make her healthy and fit
>utterly dependant on you, the routine, the happiness
>what until peak bliss
>start hiding candy bars in places she will find them
>leave your laptop "accidentally" out with BBW whale porn and soiled tissues next to them
>secrelty put bacon fat and lard in all her protekn shakes
>etcetcetc

slowly but surely bring her back to the glorious mountain you first climbed, conquered and loved...utterly broken and fully shamed

>> No.18493992

Those roid delts. What a joke. No fucking lats means he hardly lifts.

>> No.18494062

>>18493328
Try to convince him to stay as long as you can. If he kicks you out profit from the situation, get a very low rent, stick to it.
>based but it'll set you longterm if you stay there
>also get a good contract (try to stay away from yearly percentage increases)

>> No.18494157

>>18493381
this >>18493432
>inb4 roidcope

>> No.18494172

>>18493328
why not offer him some sort of payment?
my parents asked me to "help the household" a while after I got a job, maybe your dad is too much of fag to ask
thinking about it I think my mom was the one to raise the issue

>> No.18494188

>>18493328
looool those obvious roids

>> No.18494193

>>18493328

do you have a job?

get a gym membership and live out of your car for a bit. save up as much as you can, put as much into LINK as you can, get fuckin ripped at the gym, go pick up drunk chicks right before bars close if you really want a bed for the evening.

>> No.18494194

>>18493992
>>18494188
why do gymcels always put each down?

>> No.18494201
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18494201

>>18493328
>my boomer dad is kicking me out at the end of May
This is a pretty evil time to do that. Has there been a worse generation in history? Doubtful.

>> No.18494221

>>18494194
Look at the veins of his arm. It's obvious.
I'm sorry that you've grown up to action movies with roided main characters and have a warped reality of fitness.

>> No.18494222

>>18493442
yep, i think we got a psycho right here

>> No.18494291
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18494291

>>18494201
That shit is funny as hell.
>>18493328
That broad is going to leave him.

>> No.18494323

>>18493328
Your dad is kicking you out in the middle of a pandemic? What an asshole.

>> No.18494462

>>18493381
Kek

>> No.18494524

>>18494291
>Boutahar

Maybe you missed the last name. but she wouldnt fucking dare. Honor killing in that bitch's future if she tried.

>> No.18494559

>>18493328

Without any context it's hard to judge the situation, but if he's kicking you out in these times then you probably fucked up hard anon...

Take it like a fucking man then!

And for fucks sake, tip your new fucking landlord

>> No.18494616

>>18493442
Yup, I thinking that’s based. I got my 5 ft gf from 90lbs to 130 over 5 years. You’ve got to do it slow or the architecture will suffer.

>> No.18494647

>>18493381
She also got a boob job. No way those milkers got both smaller and firmer on their own.

>> No.18494731

>>18493381
Roids (unironically)

>> No.18494773
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18494773

>>18493442
based architectposter

>> No.18494864

>>18493328
I never understand burgerfags relationship with their dad. it's a weird relationship, how he is kicking you out and you are planning to poison him.

>> No.18494877

>>18493328
plot twist
right is before, left is after pic

>> No.18494878

>>18493396
some feminazi attention whoring so you decided to repost everywhere, gj faggot

>> No.18494899

>>18493328
In our shithole country, I heard they don't even check the reason for most deaths anymore.

But more importantly, that pic shows why women are all whores.

They are simply incapable of real love, and have no concept of loyalty the same way men do.
They operate simply by what "feels right", and will justify everything they do.

>> No.18495026

>>18493381
Thats a man on the left.

>> No.18495056

>>18494773
she is literally perfect

>> No.18495324

>>18493328
Live in a van. Fuck landlords

>> No.18495335
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18495335

>>18493328
Maybe I'm crazy but I find nothing wrong with his logic. There is nothing positive about being fat and I say that as a fatass who's lost 50 pounds in the last two years.

Without fat phobia I'd still be on my way to Type 2 diabetes. The wholesome part of that pic is that he could have just gotten ripped and "traded up" like most people would do these days but he didn't because he assumedly likes her personality.

>> No.18495755

>>18495335
You're not crazy.
Meanwhile women constantly talk about 'changing' whoever they are with because the premise that you are somewhat flawed is accepted while you pointing out any of their own flaws is hatespeech.

>> No.18495765

>>18494559
Nothing I did, the kike is trying to sell the house because his kids are “grown”

>> No.18495833

>>18495324
Fuck a landlord enough and you can live in their house as well

>> No.18495858

>>18494773
Chad can be into BBW too

>> No.18495974

>>18495858
Pierce is beyond a Chad.
He is the perfect man.
And he likes thic chix

>> No.18495992

Why are American parents so obsessed with kicking their children out and into debt?

>> No.18496018
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18496018

how much link do I need?

>> No.18496024

>>18495992
Low IQ + kike brainwashing

>> No.18496046

>>18493328
if he would've raised you right you would've moved out by your own volition.

>> No.18496073

>>18493442
hi pierce

>> No.18496086

>>18496046
hmmm, funny you say that. I did indeed volunteer in april but we’ve landed ourselves into the middle of a pandemic. The motherfucker still is kicking me out. I hope this boomer gets coronavirus and dies

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18496093

>>18493328
You think that's bad? I don't have Trumpbux. I don't think you understand. I don't have ANY TRUMPBUX, at all. No Trumpbux to purchase Funko™ Pop Figures, none to send to my favorite female Twitch streamer, NOTHING!
So why don't you man the fuck up about your "normie" problem about not being able to pay rent and being evicted (boohoo I'm gonna be homeless) and grow some balls.
There are those who are much worse off. People like me, who don't have Trumpbux.

>> No.18496117

You sound selfish I feel sorry for your dad

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>>18493328
Buy a house and do something with your life, fucking loser.

>> No.18496159

>>18496086
I hope you get gang-raped by the homeless people you will inevitably be forced to share a mat with

>> No.18496192

>>18493432
>It's the roids
this. roids ages your skin significantly. Guys in their 20s on steroids can often pass for being in their 30s or even 40s.
However, it has the opposite effect for older guys. If you are on steroids in your 60s you can very often pass for being in your 50s.
There is a time and a place to hop on the juice. I personally plan on juicing when I'm 40.

>> No.18496255

>>18496093
Quality shitpost fag

>> No.18496292

>>18496159
>>18496126
>>18496117
kys.

>> No.18496306

>>18496117
stfu and give him the blowjob then, fag.

>> No.18496482

God I wish that was me. My wife is a pretty girl naturally. But damn she put on like 45lbs after we got married. She doesn't eat right either skin is looking bad.

Wish I could get her on the fit pill like this guy did. Feels like I have tried every tactic.

Any tips bros?

>> No.18496628

>>18496482
Swap the fat cunt out for a newer and younger version

>> No.18496649

>>18493328
she looked better fat

>> No.18496703
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18496703

>>18495335
good on you anon.

some degree of fat shaming is needed because it causes so many health issues.

>> No.18496758

>>18496482
>Any tips bros?
Get fit yourself and get your shit in order. Her subconscious will realize that she must also get her shit in order to keep you around.
Spend more time at the gym, and tell some (fake) stories to your gf about what's going on there. Try to create some jealousy by telling her that you ran into this really fit girl who you used to know in high school or something. Shit like that. Doesn't need to be fake but you can let it be vague. If anything your gf may want to start working out just to watch out so that other girls don't try to steal you away.

>> No.18496821

>>18493328
Steal all his shit, all in Suterusu, then dump the 250x by 2022 + 60% APR staking, and hire someone to....welll...erm....

Just buy Suterusu.

>> No.18496851

>>18494193
I literally did this. It works, if you're not a weak willed fag. I'd spend weekends crashing on friend's couches/drinking with them. Shitty motel for a night or two if I was getting burned out.

In like 3 years you'll look back and laugh about how you made it.

>> No.18496953

>>18496703
Thanks anon. I finally found out where this meme came from!!!

t. newfag

>> No.18497004

>>18493328
Live in a van down by the river.

>> No.18497099
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18497099

>>18493328
1. Go to hospital bathroom
2. Lick toilet seat to catch corona
3. Go home
4. Cough alot around your dad
5. He catches corona and dies cus old you survive cus young

No murder investigation or suspicion on you as he could have gotten it from anywhere

>> No.18497181

>>18494172
This. If you're not ready then you're not ready. I know too many people that moved out on their own and fell flat on their face within a year. OPs dad is a shitty dad that's trying to throw out his responsibility

>> No.18497443

>>18496046
Ok boomer

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>>18497099

>> No.18497835

>not preferring left

Low test manlet

>> No.18497972

>>18494201
>a hat is a trophy
kys insecure faggot

>> No.18497987

>>18493396
>>18493328
>asking for help
>calling my fellow /biz/nessmen brainlets
flush yourself down the toilet

>> No.18498043

>>18493381
>she
Do we tell him?

>> No.18498188

>>18497987
It's just an /r9k/ tourist who only wanted to seethe, not actually use the board as intended.

>> No.18498497

>>18493362
She still has the same fat head and he still looks like a douche.

>> No.18498523

>>18496192
Based and roid pilled. I'm in my 30s and nearing my genetic limit as to how muscular I can get (I'm in good shape and I'm proud but not nearly as shredded as this dude). Once I hit 40 I'll start juicing because fuck it, why not? You know the old saying: big, lean, natural. You can only pick two. Right now I'm big and natural. I'll be dropping natural to get big and lean.

>> No.18499345

>>18494647
When women get in shape their tits shrink and do in fact get small and firmer. When they're overweight some of it goes to the breasts.

>> No.18499839

>>18498497
reddit tier cope

>> No.18499907

>>18493328
based dad waited until apocalypse to kick you out

>> No.18499910

>>18498523
>big, lean, natural.
For you, you only have one option, fattie.

>> No.18499958

>>18499910
Seethe lanklet.