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18486940 No.18486940 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went to tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I must confess it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shuffled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I bore witness to this scene of mind altering anal penetration her bleached sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous and foam pouring out of every facial fucking orifice involuntarily masturbating as I once again played audience to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness and sanity fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious limit sell order, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
Eyes burning I gripped my sodden PSP as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying

>> No.18487076

LINK to pornhub video please

>> No.18487193

This is the worst forced link meme i've ever seen, and i've been here for all of them.
if you havent noticed yet nobody is posting it except you in every thread, you fucking weird loser

>> No.18487219

>>18486940
>sad linkies trying to cover up their guru
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together
and there's nothing that cringe linkies can do

>> No.18487248

Peak nolink cope

Ngmi

>> No.18487392

>>18486940
Alright bro you convinced me, im unironically dumping all my $1300 credit card into link now. Am i finna make it?

>> No.18487429

>>18486940
Wait, is this because sergay dumped his bags?
The news about him dumping was real?
BULLISH

>> No.18488991

it's funny how well-written that is

>> No.18489034

>>18486940
>She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
>I must confess it gave me an erection but the message was clear
Awesome, one of the best sentences i've read in this god forsaken forum in a while

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