Anyone else getting this message?

[Anonymous No.18485658]

I definitely qualify what am I doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.18485673]

>>18485658
Same result here. I filed jointly with my wife in 2018 and 2019. I have no idea why it's cucking us.

[Anonymous No.18485677]

>>18485658
I am as well. Though my 2018 return was via mail and my 2019 only went in last week for DD. Well probably be waiting another month at least.

[Anonymous No.18485695]

Getting this same shit. I was planning on buying more ammo. WTF trump

[Anonymous No.18485708]

Crypto holders are being audited en masse

[Anonymous No.18485802]

>>18485658
literally this >>18485708
Everyone i know that reported holding crypto on their taxes is seeing that message those that didn't already received their stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18485830]

>>18485658
I got this message in the morning, but I tried again an hour ago, and it works. Took me to the page where it tells me I'm eligible and asks me for account and routing information. Try it again. The IRS website is just gay and can't handle the traffic.

[Anonymous No.18485962]

>>18485830
you lying bitch.

[Anonymous No.18485998]

Yes there’s news articles about it, database is overloaded supposedly and that is default message when it fails to retrieve your data

[Anonymous No.18486065]

>>18485658
Got the same message op, hopefully I get these trump bux cause theres some tools I wanna buy with for my business with that money

[Anonymous No.18486102]

I got payment status unavailable. Then tried later and it put me through for banking info then failed with technical difficulties. Just going to do it at like 1 am tonight.

[Anonymous No.18486209]

Got the same message
are we being discriminated against bros?

[Anonymous No.18486266]

>>18485998
Typical - people have had WEEKS to get this shit sorted, but don't bother to until they hear that everyone is getting their checks - and then throw tantrums because it's not instant, lol.

[Anonymous No.18486303]

>>18486266
did my shit in march but still fuck up i guess i checked to much
shit just says
We are unable to provide you with the status of your payment or perform the action requested because:

The tax return information you entered does not match our records; or
You have already accessed the system the maximum number of times today.

Please come back after 24 hours and try again.

[Anonymous No.18487255]

>>18485708
>>18485802
Who the fuck would report crypto gains? lmao

[Anonymous No.18487479]

>>18485962
Worked for me. I don't know why it's gay for you.

[Anonymous No.18488036]

>>18485658
Same error here. Lived multiple places so tried all my addresses. Now I'm locked out for 24 hours. Filed my taxes like 2 weeks ago and their FAQ said it could longer because I only recently did my taxes.

[Anonymous No.18488156]

>only filed 2018 returns
>know for a fact i used direct deposit
>sister uses same bank as me and she got her stimmy

>go to IRS website
>enter in my info
>can't check eligibility
>WHAT THE FUCK
>moved 8 months ago
>enter old address
>cant check eligibility

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVERYONE I KNOW GOT THEIR STIMMY EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18488208]

>>18487479
I did the same for me and my mom around 11am est.

Possible a fuck up
>use the address from your last filed tax return, exact, so if it is Ave put that, not Avenue
>birthday needs to be like 02/02/1900, so put the slashes!
>be careful

[Anonymous No.18488496]

>>18485658
Yes

[Anonymous No.18488530]

i am literally going to mail in a fat stack of tax files to amend my dependant status. i checked the dependant status because im a brainlet and didnt know what the fuck that even means.

[Anonymous No.18488865]

>>18485658
Yup, means the system is down. Try again tomorrow lad, try too much and you'll get locked out for 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.18488880]

>>18488530
>files to amend my dependant status
You'll get your trump bucks in like 2021 lad, lol. Hope you didn't get fired goy and don't need the money right now.

[Anonymous No.18488911]

>>18485658
same story here fren

[Anonymous No.18488925]

>>18485802
Naa I didnt report any crypto gains and got it

[Anonymous No.18488973]

The question is now how long to get the money after you give bank information?

[Anonymous No.18489006]

big if true

[Anonymous No.18489024]

>>18489006
am i being audited, im a good boy

[Anonymous No.18489226]

>>18488880
yea fuck it, ill just wait. I just found out they're not even taking paper returns right now because of the virus.

[Anonymous No.18489951]

First I don't qualify for unemployment and now i didn't get my stimulus check

meanwhile JEROME IS LAUGHING HIS WAY TO THE BANK MAKING 1K A WEEK BECAUSE HE WORKED AT MCDONALDS WHILE GETTING HIGH AND FUCKING UP ORDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18490816]

>>18489226
What the fuck, where did you hear this?

[Anonymous No.18491073]

>>18489226
WHAT

[Anonymous No.18491209]

>>18489226
sauce?

[Anonymous No.18491270]

THIS is your home.
Anon, the outside world, it's a mess.
/biz/ is better than anything they got out there.

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

[Anonymous No.18491290]

no stimmy and all my chainlink is gone wtf

[Anonymous No.18491291]

im just gonna wait for a paper check fuck this gay shit

[Anonymous No.18491326]

>>18488156
HAHAHA STIMLET

[Anonymous No.18491342]

>>18489951
what did they tell you for unemployment? i got denied had to appeal but i got my stimmy check today

[Anonymous No.18491383]

>>18485802

i didnt report and i got that

[Anonymous No.18491705]

A message by Pelosi for white males in their time of need. In a age when only minorities and white women can TRULY apply for jobs paying living wages.