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>> No.18485150
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Loaded up on SPXS at close.

>> No.18485160

But...Why would the fed stop pumping? It would all go to waste right?

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>>18485150
based
i hope you bought some GEO while you were at it kek

>> No.18485184

>>18485160
They made the personal gains they desired

>> No.18485187

NET's been good to me since I bought it monday.

>> No.18485189

Anyone invested in Gazprom? Is it a good investment?

>> No.18485190

>>18485160
The whole point of this pump was to make Joe Retail the bag holder instead of the institutions

>> No.18485197

>>18485120
yes

>>18485160
no

>>18485189
no
also no

>> No.18485207

>>18485187
I sold today at close since clown market will go up tomorrow and NET will go back down to 22 and i’ll rebuy

>> No.18485209

>>18485120
what are you supposed to do right before markets close to make the most money? what behavior do you look for in a stock to maximize gains?

>> No.18485213

>>18485190
This as well

>> No.18485232

>>18485150
Based SPXS bro

>> No.18485264
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>slowly buying stonks on red days

Am I a dum dum and it's going to get more red?

>> No.18485268

>greatest economy

>> No.18485271

Post Bobos

>> No.18485273

>>18485264
you’re going to lose a lot of money tomorrow

>> No.18485281

>>18485264
It is going to get more red but it's OK because within 2-3 years it will also be super-green and at the current prices, while you could have done better, you'll profit a lot.

>> No.18485294

>>18485264
No you're actually doing the only intelligent thing you can do in this situation.

Spend the next few months DCAing into a comfy position to ride the next 10 year bull run when this shit blows over.

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>>18485264
you're a smart smart
just keep buying

>> No.18485301

>>18485150
Every JCP holder right now

>> No.18485311

>>18485294
When, however if it doesn’t blow over we are screwed anyways.

>> No.18485315

>>18485120
THIS PRESSER FEELS LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE OFFICE

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>>18485264
It's what anyone with half a brain is doing right now. We're all going to make it!

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>Literally playing GM corporate propaganda on the white house live stream
LOOOOL

>> No.18485332

>GM stock confirmed moonshot

>> No.18485333

trump just mentioened abbot. time to pump

>> No.18485340

>>18485323
Unless everything crashes, everyone goes bankrupt, the dollar becomes worthless, and everyone and their grandmother invaded the United States.

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>>18485327
Got to get that corporate shitcoin shilling in there.

>> No.18485352

>>18485301
some insider was saying on the other thread you can buy JCP now because they will be coverted into AMZN shares once the deal is done. Literally 23 cents turn into thousands but we can keep this secret on this chan before word gets out.

>> No.18485354

>>18485327
it was embarrassing

>> No.18485359

>>18485327
>>18485332
He can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.18485360

>>18485323
>It's what anyone with half a brain is doing right now.
This. People with more than that know better.

>> No.18485361

Every day Trump seems to pick a half dozen companies out of a hat to namedrop during his daily conference. It's like a pump and dump lottery.

>> No.18485369

>>18485264
Nah man that's what I'm doing but most of them like 85%I'm planning on holding longer term so I just keep lowering my average price. If the company isn't a meme or retard it will survive

>> No.18485370
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any anons from early this morning here? remember when i was asking about finding the company with the new antibody test? well it turns out it was abbott, they didnt moon yet but they went up about 2%. given how many millions of tests are going to be needed im thinking the growth isnt priced in, what you think?

>> No.18485375

>>18485361
GM donated 100k to the trump campaign

>> No.18485379

>>18485352
I hate you faggots. I can't decide if I should actually buy JCP. Why the fuck would Amazon buy JCP.

>> No.18485380

>>18485327
He's trying to prop up the price so they don't go under, while simultaneously not paying a dime. A great deal if he succeeds.

>> No.18485385

>>18485352
If that's true, which it probably isn't, it'll absolutely be on a fractional basis like UTX to Otis or Carr.

>> No.18485391
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我喜欢吃狗和蝙蝠汤。 将您所有的钱都花在LK上,您将与我一起迈向繁荣的伟大旅程。

>> No.18485392

Cashed out one of my big gainers today but I’m on the bad boy list and can’t reinvest until it settles so you have my permission to dump until Friday

>> No.18485395

On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being retarded and 10 being based. Where is holding spy puts overnight at the last minute?

>> No.18485396

>trump speech doesn't affect the market anymore

>> No.18485398

trump said announcement coming tomorrow regarding opening up the country. get ready to fucking MOON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18485399

tell a non biz anon how to invest his 1200

>> No.18485401

>>18485395
about -10.

>> No.18485402

>>18485370
I mean has the test gone through review and approval yet? Has its efficacy and accuracy been assessed and verified?

>> No.18485403

is this the right thread?

>> No.18485409
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Priced in VRAY at 2.50
Pump when?

>> No.18485414

>>18485395
Gambling.

>> No.18485415

>>18485403
Yes

>> No.18485417

>>18485379
They’re not newfriend. That anon is shit posting because apparently if you don’t waste money on meme stocks you are a bad person. Save your money. Don’t buy jcp. They just filed for bankruptcy.

>> No.18485419

>>18485398
Does this mean I can load up on NET

>> No.18485424

>>18485396
Cnn won't even show it now. In fairness to them, Trump does tend to ramble and get into the weeds

>> No.18485426

>>18485160
That's if you believe the Fed was pumping in the first place. We were crashing still as they were pumping but we stopped as soon as the stimulus money was announced. Buy in with your rescue money, all into AMZN. Wall Street is about to collect the entire stimulus.

>> No.18485427

>>18485340
But then it doesn't matter what you did with your cash before the apocalypse

>> No.18485433
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Am I a retard for stocking up on F?

>> No.18485436

>>18485402
yes, that is what "FDA APPROVED" means

>> No.18485438

>>18485399
All-in GILD 70 puts expiring in two weeks.

>> No.18485441
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BAHAHAHA
Which one of you sick fucks called into CSPAN's pre-conference filler segment to ask the fucking doctor from The Journal of the American Medical Association if HUMAN BREAST MILK could be used AS A NASAL SPRAY to help innoculate/treat/prevent coronavirus "because of the oligosaccharides"

I regret recommending CSPAN to you crazy bastards.

>> No.18485442

>futures green
BEARS BTFO

>> No.18485444

Lmfao trump gonna dissolve congress holy shit

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>>18485442

>> No.18485446

>>18485433
I sold some May 1st 5/5.50 call spreads on them so it'll probably skyrocket

>> No.18485450

>>18485441
artist?

>> No.18485451
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>>18485442
The perfect day for long puts.

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>>18485379
Because they're on the comeback

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>>18485441
oh my fucking god

>> No.18485457

>>18485399
SPY, hold til you die.

>> No.18485463

Wait is Trump going full Super Saijen?

>> No.18485464

>>18485444
based, i would support this and join his praetorian guard to round up the leftists into the cattle trains at bayonet point

>> No.18485468

>>18485444
I wish. Unironically bringing back the monarchy would destroy so many secret societies and aristocratic families

>> No.18485470

>>18485433
Depends, you pay less than $5?

>> No.18485474

TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
>TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
>TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
>TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
>TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE

>> No.18485477

>>18485441
it's actually true though
just find a lactating woman, stick her nipple up your nose and snort in really hard for free immune system gains

>> No.18485479

>>18485427
Yes it does. Buy non perishable food, medical supplies, etc.
if possible buy guns and ammo while your money is still worth a damn.
Buy some precious metals but honestly maybe buy more ammo, as that will be an easily valuable trade item you can use.
If you have enough money, buy real estate innawoods first and setup to repel bandits and such.

>> No.18485480

>trump adjouning congress
>"it's a scam, it's a scam "

>> No.18485486

>>18485446
Their dividend will return one day, right? I want to get a massive amount of them and one day sell them so I can buy a mountain of blue chips..

>> No.18485489

>>18485399
Balls deep in BA or AMZN. Who cares if you are wrong Jerome will protect you right?

>> No.18485491

>>18485474
Trump going full Caesar I see.

>> No.18485496

>>18485474
WE STAR WARS NOW

>> No.18485503

>>18485474
>>18485398
future already green

>> No.18485506

>>18485474
I AM THE SENATE

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>>18485433
NOTHING IS RETARDED IN CLOWN MARKET

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>>18485491
AMERICAN EMPIRE NOW!

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>>18485474

>> No.18485514

>>18485486
I like F so hopefully they become worth a shit sometime after closing out April sub-$5

>> No.18485518

>WHO btfo

>> No.18485522
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>futures are +.05%

IT'S OVER BO BO BROS

WE COULDN'T FIGHT FOREVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18485523

>>18485474
>>18485491
Extremely bullish, Julius Caesar's reforms were actually extremely good for the Roman economy and Augustus Caesar's later reforms were even better.

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>>18485477
I fucking would if I could. Really curious about the taste but I hear its kind of salty and unpalatable.

Also I'd be concerned about whatever hormones she might be taking or whatever.

>> No.18485535

>>18485523
KEK
E
K

>> No.18485537

>>18485503
Are we seriously going to execute a triple bart pattern on SPY?

What should we even call this? A bart wave pattern?

>> No.18485542

OH NONONONONONONO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!

>> No.18485545

>>18485535
hes not wrong though

>> No.18485548
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>>18485433
>>18485486
>>18485514
>Google "Ford market cap"
>Google "Ford debt"
No.

>> No.18485551

I WANT SPORTS!!!!!!

>> No.18485561

one thing trump can do it call back congress for a special session. make those democrats come back to the chocolate city of wu-flu

>> No.18485562

>>18485526
I imagine it’s different with diet but my wife had sweet milk. It was pretty delicious tbfh senpai

>> No.18485564

>>18485426
Well theres really no doubt the fed was pumping. You can check their own press releases etc, and it matches the low vol price increases. So yeah, I do think the fed was pumping.
But was their plan really to pump for 3 weeks and then suddenly stop??
They arent going to provide any more "back stopping" after this week? That is also pretty hard to believe

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>-0.05%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

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>>18485470
Right around $5. I waited a few days too long to start my wall street career

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>>18485542
>-0.000001%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18485570

>>18485522
>states opening tomorow
>senate maybe disolved

>> No.18485573

>>18485548
They will 100% get bailed out. It doesn't even matter.

>> No.18485576

>>18485424
I don't think anything can top TOTAL AUTHORITY. THEY WILL AGREE.

>> No.18485579

>>18485523
we're way past the early roman empire, we're fully decadent and a generation or two away from collapse

>>18485526
just catch the virus and then ask a nurse at the hospital for a nostril full of milkies, they'll know what to do

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what are some varg approved stocks?

>> No.18485589

>>18485564
Not really, even someone on CNBC just explained it like an hour ago. The fed did what they did not to stave off a recession, that's literally impossible at this point, what they were staving off was social unrest, and it worked.

>> No.18485593

trump is a ford guy

>> No.18485594

>>18485564
>fed bails friends and family and loads puts
>artists get tendones to take the other bet
>fed rides into the sunset with all the tendies

Heh, nothing personnel kid

>> No.18485596

>>18485568
Your fine. Don’t panic.
Might want to pull back a few shares at break even or better if you can.

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These SQQQ calls are looking mighty cheap...

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>>18485579
>we're way past the early roman empire, we're fully decadent and a generation or two away from collapse
So was the late Republic, if anything we're mirroring that more than the late Empire.

>> No.18485616

AAAAHHH IM DOOOOMPING

>> No.18485626

>>18485375
that's too little, advertising from
POTUS on live tv must be worth more than that

>> No.18485631
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>>18485573
Doesnt mean the stock will recover.

>> No.18485633

>>18485586
Short Varg
Long The Golden One

>> No.18485634

>>18485589
Yang explicitly stated that's why he wanted UBI: to appease white people a bit longer while the elites and their mudpawns continued to pillage the corpse.

>> No.18485637

The Brrr meme will be studied as the tool that managed to herd every gullible idiot into thinking the market can't crash and get them to hand over their money they need to live.

>> No.18485649

>>18485631
Hope you're right, my money's against

>> No.18485651

Nigga Trump just strait up abolished the senate.

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bears in trouble

>> No.18485664

Someone tell me what Trump did with detail pls

>> No.18485672

>>18485589
I really hope thats not true.
I'm all cash obviously, but if the fed really pumped for nothing, then heads will roll. And if heads don't roll then we have even bigger problems then even I thought

>> No.18485680

>>18485664
Started the real crash. That will make the previous dip look like a joke.

>> No.18485687

>>18485664
He's sending congress packing and doing this shit his way.

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>>18485680
>tfw been accumulating SPXS for 2 weeks and at this point am 100% in

>> No.18485694

>>18485664
nothing. just talk like always

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Is now a good time to buy VRAY?

>> No.18485705

>>18485651
Technically not yet. If a quorum comes back to DC he can’t do shit.

I’m also not sure if he has the legal authority to do so even if they don’t get a quorum.

>> No.18485715

>>18485704
gib milkies

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is a wife a good investment?

>> No.18485725

>>18485672
Fuck /v/ mods btw.
Back from my 3 day vacation /smg/.
What do you predict tomorrow?

>> No.18485727

>>18485664
Trump just said he’s going to dissolve the senate unless they reconvene or vote on his appointments

Currently the Senate is technically holding pro-forma sessions so he can’t make recess appointments

>> No.18485730

>>18485653
HAHAGaaHAa this is a fucking theatre. Am I living in a parody?

Fuck I'm happy and lucky to be born in Finland.

>> No.18485733

>>18485704
no

>>18485716
if you have to ask, 100% no

>> No.18485737

>>18485672
They didn't do it for nothing, they did it to prevent mass rioting which is exactly where we'd be if they didn't.

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>oil companies want to be paid by the government to cut production

WUT

what kind of fucking racket is this?

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>>18485716
beat that fat cow to death

>> No.18485748

>>18485727
He can't keep getting away with this.

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>Fed decides not to pump again.
What stock investment is there for pitchforks?

>> No.18485756

>>18485716
Holy fuck. How do people live like this. I wake up every day thankful I didn't grow up in a home like that.

>> No.18485758

bearbos when's the crash...

>> No.18485763

>>18485725
Lmao what did you do? I cant buy a ban from these mod niggers around this place.
Prediction: flip a coin dude. I don't think we'll see big moves for the rest of the week tho

>> No.18485764

>>18485727
Yeah that's a more accurate interpretation of what he said, but do you think they're going to come back?

>> No.18485767

>>18485744
Holding the government ransom during a time of crisis, it's actually pretty fucking based if you ask me. Pay us or we'll crash this entire economy with no survivors.

>> No.18485775

To think... there's probably guys that were bears yesterday and switched to being bulls

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>>18485764
basically he'd need the senate to adjourn and then the house would object and then he can make them adjourn too, then he gets his recess appointments

>> No.18485789

REPOSTIN
>Fedniggers argue that "fundamentals look good" while simultaneously doing the most money printing in US history
I don't know which is worse. That this is just a brazen lie and they know it or that they actually believe it.

>> No.18485792

>>18485444

We're readying for the new empire

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>>18485634
>muh white people
they don't care what color the middle class is, the just want to push it back down into the peasantry where it belongs. The middle class was a fun anomaly in human history.

>>18485589
>>18485672
The goal isn't to "pump the stockmarket"
They're trying to keep the recession from becoming a depression. They're buying corporate debt and junk bonds, loaning money to businesses so they don't all declare bankruptcy at once.

Trump LOVES it because it pumps the stock market, but that's kind of a sideshow.

Of course staving off unrest is important too, you don't scream fire in a crowded theatre even if the theatre is on fire. You calmly tell people to form a line and exit the theatre in a quick and orderly fashion.

>>18485756
Bro hahaha I literally never fold or hang my laundry, I just have piles of clean laundry that I rifle through until the hamper is full and I do another load and the cycle starts again.

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What's wrong bulls? Yesterday you were so happy! I thought JP wouldn't let us follow the obvious technical pattern and the fundamental decay of the market!!! I bought puts because you said I deserved to lose everything and now I'm printing money HELP ME

>> No.18485803

>>18485758
Soon. Once the belief that Jerome can't really prevent a crash shatters. It will probably take dumping from a meme stock for it to happen,

>> No.18485804

>>18485758
when you see burglary spike in your local news, then the crash is imminent

>> No.18485807

>>18485775
Crab master race!

>> No.18485811

Is Trump having a personal bankruptcy or why has he started shilling random companies middle of the presidential speech like a down trending youtuber?

>> No.18485813

hey bear gang, 20k in SPXU average buy in around 35 holding for a month. Is it happening? Can I come out now?

>> No.18485815

>>18485764
Hell yeah, the alternative is to let Trump steamroll appointments. He said he would appoint federal judges too.

If the Democrats don’t block it now their going to have to fight it in court, probably for a year or more.

>> No.18485819

>>18485803
Tesla opens below 700 and the indices follow downwards.

>> No.18485820

>>18485725
Ask more specifically and I'll cast the bones for you.

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>>18485474

CAESAR, CAESAR, CAESAR

>> No.18485831

>>18485803
The real crash happens when Uber files for bankruptcy

>> No.18485837

>>18485813
You’re fucked.

>> No.18485838

I don't care about Trump, when is JP speaking?

>> No.18485839

“Anybody can do this game”
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1250402021045407746

>> No.18485842

>>18485755
Armalite makes a pretty good pitchfork I hear

>> No.18485850

>>18485838
Jordan Peterson is in a coma bro

>> No.18485851

>>18485795
Yes and whites were the only ones with the capacity and self respect to grow a middle class, hence why the elites are doing everything in their power to mongrelize and poison us.

>> No.18485854

>>18485115
got any good resources on learning how to read a balance sheet? i want to into FA for a change, maybe spice up my TA day trading a bit with some backstory.

>> No.18485855

>>18485797
Don't get to cocky. Meme stocks haven't started dumping yet, people still see this as a dip but they will need money for rent again soon unfortunately for them they believe they'll be allowed to cash in on AMZN.

>> No.18485865

>>18485839
That is how I unironically imagine every poster in these threads.

>> No.18485868

>>18485831
So sad because they actually thought they were gonna be profitable (on an EBITDA basis) soon.

>> No.18485871

>>18485839
isn't that the guy who lost half a million on BA?

>> No.18485875

>>18485851
eeeehhh... if that's how you want to see it that's fine.
But there are plenty of asians in the middle class... I really don't care. I think people who view it as race based are missing the point.

We're going back to the old days of Kings, Nobility, and everyone else is peasants.

>> No.18485879

>>18485653

>When the economy gets stone cold stunner'd

We're living in the Greatest Timeline

>> No.18485881

>>18485763
I made a thread asking for vr game recommendations. Then people got political about with women are human or not. I think the content generated by the thread cause me to get banned even though I didn't take part of that discussion.

>> No.18485882

WALMART
GREAT
FANTASTIC JOB

>> No.18485885

>>18485854
Docoh.com
https://craft.co/
you are welcome. Just look up a youtube vid on it to figure out what the acronyms mean.

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>>18485813
thanks for making me feel better about my puts
praying for you

>> No.18485892

>>18485730
Can you criticize McMahon as a poor businessman? I don’t think you can.

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>>18485744
US oil producers don't benefit from cutting production as it won't help the price. US government wants them to stay in business because semi-independence from other oil producing countries is important to them, not to mention the number of jobs lost if US oil went under would look quite nasty on the jobs report. So, grease the palms.

>> No.18485917

>>18485744
I think there is like a 70% chance the Fed is going to buy the entire US oil industry

>> No.18485921

>>18485902
Fuck that force them to work at gun point or nationalize it. Oil is a strategic national security asset.

>> No.18485928

>>18485885
thanks bro. any general quick tips on the matter? im mostly curious how you're supposed to use this information to make better trading decisions.

>> No.18485933

>>18485730
The headline is clickbait, Vince is in an advisory group with the NBA, NFL, and many other sports commissioners in an effort to bring back sports in America.

>> No.18485942
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>TSLA
>FB
>AMZN
>NFLX
>GOOGL
>VGRO
>SPY
>AMD

>> No.18485943

>>18485921
>nationalize it
that's not very based and free market pilled of you

I 100% agree with you though. Natural resources should all be nationalized imo. Way too important to be left to private profit-seeking industries.

>> No.18485944

>>18485933
McMahon 2024

Who’d vote for him? I would.

>> No.18485947

>>18485886
>>>
ty for your prayers I hope for another red day tomorrow

>> No.18485949

>>18485921
It's a prisoners dilemma, if they all cooperate then it's the best outcome, if one cheats then they get a big reward. So the government is stepping in to make sure nobody cheats, and oil could use the help.

>> No.18485951

>>18485716
The ghost is always my favorite part of this picture.

>> No.18485952

>>18485933
hey you, you get the fuck out of here with your "facts" and "reading". we don't like your kind 'round these parts, ya hear?

>> No.18485954
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>>18485944

>> No.18485957

Boeing: Plane shitcoin
TSLA: Car shitcoin
Are there train or boat shitcoins yet?

>> No.18485960

>>18485789
why don't you think that the fundamentals look good...

>>18485795
Zoji rice cooker master race

>> No.18485970

Why is the aftermarket so fucking red? What the fuck?

>> No.18485972

>>18485957
SPCE space shitcoin

>> No.18485976

>>18485957
>TSLA
it's powerhouse is the batteries not the cars

>> No.18485977

>>18485970

fear

>> No.18485979

>>18485942
hey don't lump AMD in with the rest of that filth. AMD is a wholesome ~$40-60 stock.

>> No.18485982

>>18485957
>boat shitcoins yet
>He doesn't know
The eternal newfag

>> No.18485983

>>18485943
These kikes don’t deserve to profit from American oil
>>18485949
That’s why they should be nationalized. Fuck their market. If I have to choose between foreign enemies exploiting us or nationalizing key assets, then I say fuck your free market. We’re at war.

>> No.18485984

>>18485944
Holy shit, he’s 74. He’d be 78 by the time he ran.

>> No.18485986

>>18485972

I am amazed how far up that shit goes when they have no capability to actually get to orbit nor any good plan to get there.

>> No.18485987

Oh man, now he's saying he doesn't want to dissolve Congress.... MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND TRUMP!!!!!

>> No.18485988

>>18485928
Look at when debt is due, if a fuck ton of debt is coming up due, be careful, unironically think that biotech is the best place to learn about book reading because the risk keeps you on your toes. Look for well capitalized companies with revenue growth and good profit margins. Along with a stable core business that can fund expansion and acquisitions. Like NEE, their core business is FPL, cash cow utility, but they don't use it to pay divvys, they use it to invest in renewables and other projects to make sure that they are well positioned in the future.

>> No.18485989

>>18485970
mid week moving to end of week
bear time

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>>18485943
I want to say there are some considerable legal snags involved with any attempt by US gov to nationalize oil even if they wanted to.

>> No.18485995

>>18485976
Thought it was the data from having orders of magnitude more connected cars on the road?

>> No.18486003

>>18485942
nice list of stocks that would make you rich now if you bought them a long time ago, retard?

>> No.18486004
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>>18485951
AAAAA

>> No.18486006

>>18485850
he rose again after three days to wash his own penis

>> No.18486008
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>>18485944
i'm very curious to see what happens after 8 years of Trump, an imploded democrat party and a new paradigm shift for the republicans. there is a new politician archetype created by Trump, people are going to model themselves after him from here on out. like it or not he's the new Reagan.

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>>18485360

>> No.18486018

Everyone already knew this, but hmthis whole situation only confirms the fact that the companies rule the gov, not the other way around. Fucking cronies

>> No.18486021

>>18485391
that's a woman.

>> No.18486022

>>18485957
AMKB and UNP

>> No.18486024

>"we gonna help russia"

>> No.18486026

>>18485990
Obviously, also the corporations dominate the government and not the other way around, the corporations are the ones with the upper hand, that is exactly why you will never see the US Govt. nationalize any major industry.

>> No.18486027

>>18485957
> KSU
I'm probably shorting tomorrow before their earnings.

>> No.18486031

>>18485970
People are feeling the pull on the rug

>> No.18486032
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18486032

DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?
>DO YOU BELIEVE THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA?

>> No.18486034
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18486043

>>18485990
Congress dissolved, problem solved.

>> No.18486044

>>18485758
Have some patience. A bull trap can last a few months easily.

>> No.18486045
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18486045

reply to this post.

>> No.18486047

>>18485990
It’s a matter of national security. You can throw legal bullshit to the wind.

>> No.18486049

who /dpz/ here?

>> No.18486054

white hair trump > blonde trump

>> No.18486055

>>18485995
Tesla is unironically a good company with solid growth prospects, OH FUCK TRUMP CALLING OUT CHINA FOR BEING A LYING FUCK!!!! yeah Tesla is great but hugely speculative, either the next enron or next amazon.

Oh shit trump saying that it could have leaked from a chinese lab.

>> No.18486057
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18486057

is this bullish?

>> No.18486058

>>18485984
He looks fucking incredible for 74 though wtf

Dude is more ripped than me and has more hair FUCK

>> No.18486061

>>18485871
yeah
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1247255755821944832

>> No.18486069

So if it turns out the virus really came out of a lab, wouldn't the markets tank thousands of points?

>> No.18486072

>>18486026
And what are the corporations gonna do if they military rolls through and secures their assets in the name of national security, eh? Call their own private armies?
Corporations deserve death for trying to profit of the nation in a time of crisis.

>> No.18486073

>>18486057
We aren't running low at all though, some provinces are so overstocked they're donating their equipment to other provinces.

>> No.18486084

>>18486008
I wish I had dozens of cheeseburgers to eat right now

>>18486054
it's the tokyo ghoul effect
his power is rising because he's been fighting and feasting on his enemies

>> No.18486085

>>18486045
that's a gay man

>> No.18486093

>>18486054
>Trumps hair has gone white
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS!
Its a presidential tradition.

>> No.18486094

>>18486069
Trump said
>We will see
which means that he will ignore it and it will stay a conspiracy theory.

>> No.18486095
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18486095

Oh god, yes, YES. I am on cloud fucking 9, maxed out my shorts and inverse ETFs going into today, market goes down! I look to the futures, down 100 points before even an hour has passed! More bad earnings coming! Unemployment tomorrow! I used some of my winnings to take a put on Boeing, I am cooming, the big short is IN!

>> No.18486097

>>18486072
Like I said the corporations run the government, you will never see these lobbied-out-the-ass officials ever pass any legislation threatening these corporations, they are on their payroll.

>> No.18486101

>>18486032
they will never be a POTUS as memorable as Based TRUMParino

>> No.18486104

>>18486069
Does not mean it is a weapon, just a natural thing being studied, but if this is true, then china is on the fucking hook for trillions lol.

>> No.18486105

If the S&P dips below 2720 tomorrow all bets are off as to how low how fast we go.

>> No.18486107

Btw have you noticed support levels don't really exist in future markets. It's weird but futures seem to pierce previous tops and lows however fuck they want. I assume we're going through the strong 2760 resistance like butter.

>> No.18486117

>>18486058
are you supplementing GH and test?

>>18486095
bro don't get cocky 46 minutes after futures open
wait for like 6-7 hours then get cocky ;^)

>> No.18486118

>>18486069
Defense stocks would go on a moon mission due to the worldwide tensions that would cause

>> No.18486119

>>18486069
It depends on the circumstances of transmission (intentional spread or accidental) and what sanctions other countries see fit to slap Chyna with in response.

>> No.18486122

>>18486097
You think the president needs legislation to order an asset seizure? Lol.

>> No.18486127

AIDS

>> No.18486129

WELP the USA is now the emerging market according to Trump's analysis. That's fun...

>>18486006
hehehe

>>18486047
Or you can not do some Brazilian Petrobras bullshit. Why do you want the governement to own oil drilling?

>> No.18486132

>>18486095
priced in

>> No.18486137
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>>18486003
>>18485979

>> No.18486140
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BIG DAY TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK DIDD THAT MEAN? WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT? WHAT IS BIG? HOLY SHIT WTF IS GOING ON EVEN I DONT KNOW RIGHT NOW BUT THEN GO AND DO IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BIG CHIMICHANGA


I DONT EVEN HAVE MY FALLOUT SHELTER BUILT YET FUCK!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18486142

WHAT WE DO WITH AIDS IN AFRICA PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA

>> No.18486151

>>18486129
>Why do you want the governement to own oil drilling?
Because these oil kikes demanding money to NOT produce in order to stabilize things pisses me off.

>> No.18486152
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it's actually a little disturbing how similar our generation is right now compared to the previous "Lost Generation", even up to the point of "hedonistic accumulation of wealth" and trannies.

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>>18486140
That pic kek

>> No.18486159

>>18486057
remember when Canada had the wild fires?
they imported a South African fire department to help them. Some video of the people dancing at the airport went viral. Then the fire department to South Africa because Canada wasn't paying them and they did nothing towards the fires.

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>>18486140
"boom" haha

>> No.18486177

>>18486129
Same reason I want them to own some F and BA and GE.

When it’s time to turn those factories to war, we want to flush out foreign interests.

>> No.18486180

>>18486137
imagine not taking profits where it's possible because of some retarded agenda

>> No.18486190

>>18486159
i actually don't remember this, because i don't give a fuck about Canada and how irrelevant they are in the world, so gonna need a source on that champ.

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>>18486027
Insiders have been dumping for months as well, /biz I'd hop on this one.

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>>18486105
I saved some posts saying we were going to hit a breaker today.

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>>18486155
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SATISFIED WITH A PURCHASE. IM SO HAPPY I VOTED FOR TRUMP. CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING A LOW ENERGY NORMAL SWAMP PRESIDENT? EVERY DAY IS FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT THAT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY

>> No.18486202

>states opening announcement
>Future are Red

>> No.18486204

>>18486180
What agenda? You are buying bags. The time to buy was 2015

>> No.18486213

>>18486177
Fucking this. The last thing we need are the enemies (ie Russia, China, the Saudi’s) trying to prevent us from preparing for war by throwing money around. FUCK THEIR MONEY. They deserve to be fucking KILLED.

>> No.18486217

>>18486152
The Lost Generation had WWI as an excuse, what excuse do we have? Or are our ordinary lives just as traumatizing as WWI was to the Lost Generation?

>> No.18486223
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING 1200 FUNNY BUCKS TRUMP, I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING EVICTED YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.18486224

>>18486142
stop having sex with monkeys you dumb homos

>>18486152
read all of Fitzgerald's works if you haven't

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>>18485426
I put the stim into short positions.

>> No.18486235

>>18486198
unironically, Trump is a necessary evil to shake up the status quo and kill off the disease infecting modern US politics and "political correctness". in this way he is similar to covid-19 in a way, which is also good for us in the long term by shaking up the status quo and waking up all of the people who have been asleep and complacent all these years.

>> No.18486236

>>18486190
https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/10/americas/canada-south-africa-fires-dispute/index.html

>> No.18486239

>>18486202
States opening were priced in.
States opening this soon wasn't.

>> No.18486242

>>18486223
Just shoot your landlord, lmao

>> No.18486247

Essential viewing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuptoX8juD4

>> No.18486248

>>18486152
Weimar Republicv 2.0, we need a new era of National Socialism to cleanse this shithole.

>> No.18486253

>>18486217
coronachan is our WWI. this event is the beginning. even the years line up, with a lot of millenials being born in the 1980's.

>> No.18486260

>>18486217
social isolation and boomers telling their children lies

>> No.18486261

>>18486202
Yes, because this isn't a return to january levels of activity, schools closed, no large gatherings, and it's gonna shut down again the second that cases spike too quickly again. The damage done so far has already been bad, this is a health crisis turning into a financial one.

>> No.18486262

>>18486217
Islamic Terrorism my friend.

>> No.18486264

>>18486235
thats litearlly why i voted for him. people acted like no political experience was a negative. i love throwing a monkey wrench into the elites corrupt manipulations

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>>18486217
>nonstop globohomo propaganda from childhood with no hope of a future, nothing inspiring, decayed society, trying to turn them into slaves

>> No.18486281

>>18486236
lamayo

>> No.18486286

>>18486217
Boomers will literally be the first generation to leave behind less wealth than they inherited.
Basically what if you have an enemy that you can't bayonet?

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>>18486223
so is that why nobody posted 'em? because none of you poor faggots got 'em except me? kek. while we're on the subject what stock should i put my new funny money into?

>> No.18486306

>>18486261
think about it, retail is fucked, even if they reopen soon, it's gonna be at reduced capacity. People aren't buying houses. It's gonna be a rocky road, just because cases start falling doesn't mean people are gonna start flying and going on cruises again. Q2 will be biblical. Forget about emerging markets too, the ones that depend on oil are dead. Foreign investment and tourism are zero. 102 nations have asked the World bank for bailouts.

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>>18486223
Maybe a couple months from now

>> No.18486320

>>18485120
Never understood why Corona-chan is associated with vampire fangs. The virus isn't a blood transferable one, and it's not from a blood sucking type of bat.

>> No.18486322

>>18486286
I do admit that one of my motivating sentiments in the market is stripping boomers of whatever wealth they have. Whenever I buy or sell anything I imagine a boomer getting ripped off.

>> No.18486326

>>18486217
9/11 and 15+ years of non stop live leak videos about the atrocities going on in the world.

>> No.18486327

>>18486308
maybe anon doesn't "qualify" :^)

>> No.18486333

>>18486242
I'm already 950$ short on rent since I have no job now that I got fired last month....my friend isn't paying his landlord either and my neighbor isn't as well since she got fired too. Is this unironically sustainable?

>> No.18486338

>>18486320
bats are associated with dracula.

>> No.18486346

>>18485951
Faggot

>> No.18486350

>>18486302
irs is issuing payments to different banks at staggered times retard. people who bank with BAC got it last night, others will get them soon

>> No.18486352

>>18486338
Weird how fruit bats, the most harmless (and cutest) bat is the "go-to" bat for dracula stuff.

>> No.18486354

>>18486333
As long as the banks allow the landlords to slide on the mortgages then yes in the short term

>> No.18486356

>>18486333
Is she mildly attractive? Pimp her out.
Really sucks bro.

>> No.18486359

>>18485370
through early morning fog i see

>> No.18486366

>>18486117
>are you supplementing GH and test?
are you?
Should I deliberately tank my test by getting a couple nights of minimal sleep and eating basically junk food at a massive deficit so I can get doctors to give me that boost?

>>18486151
If the government ordered you to shut down your business for no fault of your own, while also insisting your industry was a national security priority, wouldn't you expect SOMETHING for doing it? This isn't fucking red China, we don't do that shit.

>> No.18486382

>>18486202
even IF you officially open the country people aren't going to go anywhere but important places like their jobs until shit has sufficiently cooled down enough. So the economy will still be fucked in many ways.
Like how many people do you think are going to go on trips/go out to restaurants/etc. if the nation fully reopened May 1st?

>> No.18486383

>>18486224
>read all of Fitzgerald's works if you haven't
You think so? Loved Gatsby but figured... okay did that, moving on

>> No.18486388

Wait? SO /pol/ was right? and this shit did escape a bio-lab in China? What the fuck? What do we do?

>> No.18486391

>>18486354
ok, I do have savings in gold, about 10k usd and 10k in crypto but im not selling this shit just to pay rent. I can pack it all into a rucksack if needed and become homeless.
>>18486356
She's a single mom, she lives in the apartment across from me and she's a smoker, she's hit on me a few times but i don't have any interest in her, she's nice to me though.

>> No.18486403

>>18486286
where did the wealth go?
is it all the money that Jeff and Bill have?

>>18486366
yes and yes

>>18486383
all of his books in order

>> No.18486412

>>18486383
Gatsby is a Walmart Proust

>> No.18486413

>>18486333
start day trading until you make $1k.

>> No.18486415

>>18486382
Personally I believe everyone will immediately go back to normal in-country. Couples will want to get out, singles will want to go to night clubs. Travel, you might be right that it's slowed down, same with trips and vacations, mostly because people's income was affected. Then again people who travel aren't those who got fired nor furloughed.

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>>18486140
>BIG DAY TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK DIDD THAT MEAN?
I don't know, maybe something big to respond to distract from tomorrow's unemployment numbers??

I just HASHTAGYOLO'ed $200 into TWM... but I'm VERY unsure about it. (-2X small caps etf)

>> No.18486418

>>18486388
if it wasn't true, they wouldn't have banned ZH for posting it a month ago

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>>18486350
I bank with chase and still no money. I filed my taxes in 2018 and I made 48k after taxes.

>> No.18486435
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>>18485725
why the fuck can mods ban globally anyway?
board culture differs from board to board, if you break culture on /v/ it shouldn't get you banned from /b/ or /biz/, it doesn't make sense.
>just follow the rules
global rule 3 is arbitrary and gives mods the ability to ban you for anything

>> No.18486440

I'm still waiting before I make my first investment in stocks. I'm assuming things would get worse than the already are. Hope I don't regret it.

>> No.18486441

>>18486415
Night clubs will not be open. Stores will open on an essential basis, so things that are more important will open. Nightclubs are last on that list. So are things like malls.

>> No.18486443

>>18486388
That was fucking obvious though.
Pol still got it wrong again cause they thought that it's a bioweapon.

>> No.18486452

>>18486434
I bank with Chase as does my girl, both received ours last night. One buddy with BofA and one with WF received theirs within the last day or so.

>> No.18486456

>>18486440
>trying to time the bottom
Never gonna make it. Learn to cost average down.

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I FUCKING SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT CALLS NO MATTER WHAT I DO THE FUCKING MARKET INVERSES FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18486463

>>18486403
>yes and yes
But then it's like, I have to take it for the rest of my life? Like, if I go camping or something and run out, do I go bitchmode as my testes have shut down?

Also curious about HCG.

>>18486412
>Gatsby is a Walmart Proust
I have no idea what you mean by that, but you've affiliated a book with an author? Do you mean Fitzgerald is a Walmart Proust?

>> No.18486475

>>18486459
>buying options on indices without even knowing the underlying
You deserve it

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>>18486440
What have you been looking to buy. I bought into Marathon, MGM, Carnival, Royal Carribean, United Airlines, Jet Blue, and Moderna.

Those were my picks after the march 15th crash. Looking pretty good so far

>> No.18486482

>>18486388
>>18486443
source?

>> No.18486484

>>18486388
I don't know why you act so surprised, it was extremely highly likely from the onset. The thing /pol/ is schizo about is that it's a bioweapon. In fact it's just regular infectious disease research like anywhere else in the world performs in pursuit of a general understanding of diseases. The escape of the virus is almost certainly purely incompetence (remember, they're fucking chinks, they literally never do anything right and lag the world by decades in terms of scientific output, while leading only on dishonesty and retractions).
Moreover, the sample they were experimenting on (more like copying research from) was from a canadian lab.

>> No.18486491

>>18486434
just be patient dude
if you're really autistic you can track this daily
https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment

>> No.18486492

>>18486482
The trump presser

>> No.18486493

>>18486459
You saved the rest of us. When we get rich we will all chip in and buy you an Amazon stock.

>> No.18486504

>>18486459
My puts thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.18486505

>>18486441
We were going off the theoretical that everything was open tomorrow. No backtracking por favor.

>> No.18486508

>>18486459
Comfy shorting the market with SH, no rush and worst case we go to the 290s and I take a 5% loss or whatever.

>> No.18486517

>>18486452
I'll pay my rent if the cops come knocking on my door and I actually get an eviction notice, but I'm going to see if I can get out of paying it for free. its my debit card that I use for simple expenses but I should get it. I want to buy some gold and a new gaming PC with it.

>> No.18486520

>>18486391
I've got two properties and as long as the bank will let me not pay my mortgage I'm not making my tenants pay rent only thing they're on the hook for is their utility Bill's....electricity, water, gas etc

>> No.18486526

>>18486484
nothing new was revealed today, only that trump is willing to entertain /pol/ conspiracies. We already knew that because of the Crowdstrike shit.

>> No.18486527

CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED TO BE A BIOWEAPON ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18486531

BREAKING: US DEATHS ET ANOTHER SINGLE-DAY RECORD

2,371 DEAD

>> No.18486534

>>18486526
I never said that anything new was revealed today.

>> No.18486542

>>18486491
partly because Im bored out of my mind, Im typing this on a shitty alienware laptop but it sucks not having an actual gaming PC.

>> No.18486550

>>18486459
If that were true you could make a fortune

>> No.18486564

>>18486517
Honestly man, it sounds good short term but unless they pass something that forgives rent not paid during forbearance all of the rent is immediately collectable, and it's hard to boot up a gaming PC in McDonalds after you lose your place.

>> No.18486569

>>18486505
Didn't read it, I still doubt it. Viruses scare people.

>> No.18486572

>>18485130
recycle
>>18485130

>> No.18486579

>>18486440
I started back in October, arguably the tip top of this massive bubble. DCA down, and even pick up good companies while they're extremely cheap. If it keeps going down follow to wherever the bottom is. It'll eventually lead to being profitable (and in some cases massive profits). Wall Street is basically getting paid to watch paint dry, and you determine how much you make while doing so

>> No.18486586

>>18486534
yeah, I was originally going to disagree with the first part about it not being a surprise that it was a lab fuckup, but I said fuck it instead.

History will print whatever the winners decide, whether it's natural or from the lab.

>> No.18486623

>>18486459
I almost sold my shorts this week, couldn't do it though I knew it would inverse when I did. Glad to see the bogs aren't after me specifically even though it sometimes feels that way

>> No.18486682

>>18486084
>I wish I had dozens of cheeseburgers to eat right now
does look pretty comfy. Imagine the nap afterwards...

>> No.18486718

>>18486045
where do these even come from?
wait, i don't want to know. more fun that way.

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Is Royal Caribbean a good investment for long term profit?Eventually the virus will be gone in 1-2 years and cruises will slowly surface up.

>> No.18486774

>>18486732
Cruises aren't going away, Carnival (which is the cheapest cruiseline) is unironically a strong buy

>> No.18486780

>>18485160
It's not really Fed pumping to keep the stocks up. It's Fed providing a fuckton of "liquidity" aka short term loans to the banks against shit or nonexistent collateral. The banks that don't really need it use it to prop the markets up momentarily and use the induced third party capital inflows to exit their positions without getting rekt.

>> No.18486793

>>18486732
Saudi’s Bought some.
Clearly think something there.

>> No.18486823

>>18486333
yes because the feds will pump the banks with cash to make them forgive mortgage payments from the landlords who will then be forced to forgive rent collection. its either that or civil war breaks out

>> No.18486850

>>18486388
/pol/ is almost always right, because they dont let political correctness get in the way of the truth

>> No.18486861

>>18486484
the irony is the wuhan chinks might have even stolen the virus from a canada biolab. annex c

>> No.18486943

>>18486774
>Cruises aren't going away

You think you are a genius and other people have not realized this? Cruises are not going away but Carnival is fucked.

A) They get bailed out but the stock will go to zero like with GE
B) They file for bankruptcy and someone buys the bankruptcy estate assets
C) They somehow manage to survive though the crisis era but are completely diving in debt and the ridiculous interest premiums they've promised in desperate state. They either file bankruptcy later or become a zombie company with no growth potential.

You can only make short term gains with this one. But right now you probably should short it rather than long it.

>> No.18486961

>>18486850
>they dont let political correctness get in the way of the truth
The opposite, they routinely fail to see the forest for the tree precisely because they're so booty bothered by political correctness.

>> No.18486968

>>18486943
Saudis deep pockets will keep them alive.

>> No.18487081

>>18486968
Lmao. By diluting the stock you've just bought?

Also: same investment company is famous for its shit investment decisions.

>> No.18487180

>>18486564
luckily my landlord already agreed to 66% rent forgiveness month to month and im a bar worker so ill be stacking the unemployment (our bar also doesnt need the PPP so its untouchable). i already have a couple months of rent plus the check and u bet im gonna buy new pc shit before this situation escalates or the delivery ppl strike

>> No.18487333

>>18486682
>>18486084
goddamn it
>tfw no berger :DDDD

>> No.18487366

>>18486440
Don't be bullish until a vaccine is developed.

>> No.18487374

>>18485839
best quote
"this whole thing makes no sense we're living in the matrix"

>> No.18487472

>>18485933
yeah lets not forget the great sport of fake fighting, and talking inside of a ring. I will never understand wrestling.

>> No.18487477

>>18486732
>>18486774
The stocks are fucked, bonds might be less fucked. They are probably going to restructure which means stocks go to zero, bonds might still pay but its risky. It is not a good investment. Airlines or big oil would be better.

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Biz bros I need advice, did I fuck up with these positions? I also have 997 cash on hand. What dividends and rebound stocks should I pick up?

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