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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:21:07 2020 No.18482487 [Reply] [Original]

>Oh, hello there!

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https://fintel.io/
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>>18481290

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:22:30 2020 No.18482527 First bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:22:34 2020 No.18482529 File: 446 KB, 808x805, 1503503070002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY JCP RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:22:35 2020 No.18482530 Is JBLU a good investment or could they go under?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:22:51 2020 No.18482536 File: 331 KB, 960x960, 1525699490475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >40% decline in demand is a nothingburger >oil will moon this summer, just watch! >nigga >kiddo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:22:54 2020 No.18482538 Remember to put all your Trumpbux in TSLA. Jerome is there, he will save you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:01 2020 No.18482539 Its supposed to crash! not pump!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:23 2020 No.18482547 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482487 OIL IS BACK BABY! what a fucking ride today, glad i didnt sell my XOP when it was -8% this morning also anime

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:23 2020 No.18482548 File: 78 KB, 499x460, 1543433781626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482529 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:24 2020 No.18482549 >you will never go long in prime Jenna Fischer from The Office bros, how do I short my life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:24 2020 No.18482550 What stocks below 3 dollars should I buy and also when will LK make its return?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:23:34 2020 No.18482552 >>18482530 JBLU along with LUV have the best spreadsheets so they're safer than other airlines. t. 100% airline portfolio

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:10 2020 No.18482564 File: 716 KB, 2550x4680, 1581304820525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This image is better investment advice than any paid course

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:11 2020 No.18482565 >>18482550 go back to shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:11 2020 No.18482566 >simple crab day that everyone was expecting >bobos: "this is it guys, the big one is here!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:15 2020 No.18482567 >He hasn’t put 3 mortgages against his home to buy JCP before AMZN buys them out for $500 a share L M A O Enjoy being poor nerds

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:15 2020 No.18482568 >>18482549 Is that the front desk chick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:32 2020 No.18482576 >>18482550 All in KYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:42 2020 No.18482579 i bought into bp. someone please validate my choice...

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:44 2020 No.18482580
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Call me gay, stupid, retarded. Whatever, I put a dollar in chesapeake energy when it was worth about 19 cents a share, giving me about 5.2 shares. Earlier today the value went up when this godforsaken company started panicking and reverse splitting
Now cash app is telling me I only have 0.053 shares
What the fuck happened?
Yeah I'm a newfag to this shit since I'm on robinhood and cash app, I just wanna move forward and know why cash app and Chesapeake energy fagged me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:45 2020 No.18482581 Anyone got some hella good option calls to reccommend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:48 2020 No.18482585 File: 76 KB, 399x586, soy085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CYBERKEK 2077 IS COMING OUT IN 4 MONTHS BUY OTGLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:24:49 2020 No.18482583 >>18482568 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:06 2020 No.18482588 >>18482579 i would have waited two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:09 2020 No.18482591 File: 51 KB, 637x358, 1585598778754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482547 nice image

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:25 2020 No.18482596 >>18482581 NVDA You wanna sell at NVDA 300

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:35 2020 No.18482600 File: 74 KB, 1100x792, mature-man-drinking-glass-of-water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482529 >>18482548 Unironically bought 500 shares.

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:38 2020 No.18482604

>account value $1,000
>sell put
>premium $1.00
>account value still at $1,000
>close put a few days later
>premium $0.50
>account value still at $1,000

Where's my $50? What's the point of selling puts if there's only loss possible? They take the premium immediately from the opposing party but whose holding said money if neither side has it? This is on robinhood btw.

Harder to track this normally as I own other things so no idea if it's really credited to my account as overall account value fluctuates. Is this a scam?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:25:51 2020 No.18482610 >>18482566 they use to drill so hard now they can't even erase yesterday's gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:26:18 2020 No.18482623 >>18482487 >it’s a real tag Holy shit How is this not a Japanese tag like nakadashi or paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:26:29 2020 No.18482627 >>18482564 I gotta read more

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:26:50 2020 No.18482634 GE crab win!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:26:53 2020 No.18482637 here's the daily boeing dump

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:00 2020 No.18482641 >>18482596 Doesnt NVDA have a new card coming out in a couple months?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:08 2020 No.18482643 >>18482580 It did a 200:1 reverse split, sodomite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:11 2020 No.18482644 >>18482580 >Call me gay, stupid, retarded. you are gay stupid and retarded.

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:39 2020 No.18482653
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>>18482600
Why, theyre looking for someone to buy their debt or declare bankruptcy

JCP isnt a whole foods or logistics company

Amazon would be pants on head retarded to acquire jcp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:49 2020 No.18482658 File: 269 KB, 973x873, 1586872801843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPXS bros where you at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:49 2020 No.18482660 File: 1.99 MB, 400x227, 1421317595196.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the harm in buying 1 JCP stock

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:51 2020 No.18482662 >>18482588 coof say it aint so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:27:55 2020 No.18482663 XOM FANG UCO BP ??? Which is the oil stock to go into?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:01 2020 No.18482667 Alright gangsters, the third day of earnings plays that I'm doing are here, keep in mind that all are ex. 4/17: RF $9p IIIN $15p BK $34.5p BK $34p KEY $11 and $10p LVS $43p MS $39p TSM $50c also DBX $19c

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:14 2020 No.18482668 >small business program officially out of money more stimulus bills inbound

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:20 2020 No.18482672

>>18482641
MINECRAFT RTX DROPS TOMORROW AND WILL BE HUGE

biggest RTX game ever and it has DLSS 2.0 which is FPS magic. It will get huge positive press everywhere on youtube. Minecraft is a massive game with huge youtuber viewership and popular zoomer celebs playing it.

The first killer RTX app

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:26 2020 No.18482674 >>18482653 I can't tell if this guy is 13 or 30.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:27 2020 No.18482676 >>18482536 >Zero demand for space flight >Spce moons anyway >zero demand for new cars >Tesla moons anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:37 2020 No.18482680 >>18482653 amazon needs the storage space

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:42 2020 No.18482683 >>18482663 not BP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:28:47 2020 No.18482685 >>18482536 >demand is the only thing that matters with oil >implying there’s not a global cartel that manipulates prices and production on a whim >hurr dürr I read economics book

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:00 2020 No.18482688 >>18482643 My friend told me to sell when I saw the 87 l bucks, I didnt immediately fo it, fuvk my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:01 2020 No.18482690 >>18482674 >guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:07 2020 No.18482692 30 000 DEATHS IN THE US

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:14 2020 No.18482694 >>18482580 Reverse splits reduce the number of shares you have and make those individual shares you end up with more valuable to compensate for the fact that you have fewer of them, you should still have the same amount of money

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:26 2020 No.18482697 Fuck it, I'll buy $10 worth of JCP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:32 2020 No.18482700 >>18482668 Not without democrats approving funds for niggers

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:34 2020 No.18482702
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>>18482662
it's the demand issue - and worry over agreements. we're still out for a bit, and i think that internationally, we won't see a big pickup. I also keep getting digits when i post "oil in may"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:40 2020 No.18482705 File: 22 KB, 634x378, 1569277357853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482663 I picked up 50 Marathon Oil MRO. rdsb @ 30 and xom @34 if possible tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:29:50 2020 No.18482712 Where to trade options in the UK? Fidelity? What type of account?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:25 2020 No.18482718 File: 270 KB, 657x527, 61D84177-6A53-461C-96C0-15C1EFF59384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another day of sick gains for Eli Lilly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:30 2020 No.18482721 >>18482697 I'll match you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:32 2020 No.18482722 >>18482658 Still hodlin Gap down tomorrow right bobo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:39 2020 No.18482724 >>18482641 Last I heard it was June but who knows now with the whole China business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:53 2020 No.18482728 >>18482663 $WTI

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:30:53 2020 No.18482729
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>Diversification is a protection against ignorance. It makes very little sense for those who know what they're doing. -Warren Buffett
So why doesn't every trader just devote their life to analyzing a few stocks so they know more about them than anyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:04 2020 No.18482731 >>18482663 Gotta go with either BP like >>18482683 said, or EQM and RDS.A.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:19 2020 No.18482733 If you're in SPY right now, gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:38 2020 No.18482741 File: 147 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200415-121549_Cash App.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482694 My gains from it was here earlier today. Also stimulus niggas are crashing cash app so I cant sell this shit

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:38 2020 No.18482742
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>>18482702
You know what's funny? That bitch on the bottom left is 17 years old. Billie Eilish is 18 years old.

Everyone things that Gretta is 12 or 11 but her retard vegan diet has stunted her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:45 2020 No.18482743 File: 71 KB, 912x1024, smugdude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where my FAGIX chads at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:45 2020 No.18482745 ready to go all in on mfa, cant stay low forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:31:49 2020 No.18482746 >>18482712 UKs only got two options, NORF and SOUF

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:32:39 2020 No.18482757
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>>18482712
IG. It's doesn't have the same options as robinhood and I will be checking that out when they roll out UK onboarding.

TSLA estimates end of next week?
Would it be stupid to buy calls Friday afternoon and expect another gap up Monday? The company has endless momentum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:32:48 2020 No.18482759 File: 1.06 MB, 987x702, 1586876993334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482722 Today is only the beginning, dear bo bro. Everyone will cry about missing out on the great SPXS rocket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:32:55 2020 No.18482761 >>18482564 >read erotic futanari fanfiction every day >suddenly my portfolio increases 5% a day wow its that easy huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:32:55 2020 No.18482762 >>18482721 >>18482697 AC is closed, i'll gamble as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:33:07 2020 No.18482772 >>18482742 She has fetal alcohol syndrome dude. Rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:33:41 2020 No.18482785 File: 17 KB, 216x198, 1501531061554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >$dow goes down with market >doesn't go up with market WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS SHITTY STOCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:33:44 2020 No.18482786 >>18482742 Imagine Great with Billie's big swinging tits. Hnnnggg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:00 2020 No.18482790 >>18482757 Do a spread with a close put end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:16 2020 No.18482794 >>18482786 now that she's 18 she'll definitely be jiggling them around more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:22 2020 No.18482797 Back down we go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:24 2020 No.18482798 File: 1.15 MB, 1023x768, sakula.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wake up today >Cash available for trading: -$30 What? I had a couple of dollars extra yesterday, why is it suddenly negative $30? I didn't buy anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:31 2020 No.18482802 Need some help: Just started using Robinhood. How can I track/chart/export my exposure to different sectors? How do your organize your portfolio? The lists/listmaking seems clunky, is there a way to make it better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:34:46 2020 No.18482811 File: 34 KB, 597x498, 1561230364749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD is plummeting last minute tfw thought it was gonna be a green day. I got too cocky bull bros...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:35:10 2020 No.18482817 I only started trading the past two weeks with Cash App and $50. made $10 so far. What should I use next? I'm looking into TD Ameritrade's thinkorswim platform

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:35:14 2020 No.18482819 >>18482721 Lol ok I'm in too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:21 2020 No.18482834 File: 41 KB, 399x285, 1487286857712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482487 Blackrock reports it's earnings tomorrow, does anyone have any idea how it'll turn out? It's the biggest company to report it's earnings this week

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:23 2020 No.18482835 File: 57 KB, 800x546, 1515358237536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482742 i dunno what you're talking about, but those are nice milkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:25 2020 No.18482836 >>18482802 Robinhood only lets you organize your list of equities on mobile. Click and drag / drop on a specific stock to move it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:33 2020 No.18482839 File: 155 KB, 512x378, 9C49254C-0A9E-4DE0-8038-0B67F4943EDB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482798 Capital gains tax Sorry bucko thanks for helping pave roads and buy bullets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:35 2020 No.18482840 >>18482817 loans are free why are you fucking around. Take a loan out buy some SOXL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:36:51 2020 No.18482844 >>18482802 You don’t do any of that shit with RH. Use TDA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:37:09 2020 No.18482852 >>18482817 Good platforms, I use both. But I pay more attention to googles charts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:37:27 2020 No.18482855 File: 471 KB, 500x334, qwe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482487 WHO'S BUYING!!!!! REEEEEE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:37:45 2020 No.18482859 >>18482802 Idk how Robinhood works as I use TD Ameritrade, but assuming it's similar I created watchlists for different sectors, ie "energy", "defense", etc. I googled around and put any energy stocks I could find into the energy list, and so forth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:37:45 2020 No.18482860 >>18482623 Whats a real tag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:37:49 2020 No.18482862 File: 242 KB, 1125x762, 6F951AEC-DBE7-4A2E-A9F7-DB118B871994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482819 >>18482721

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:38:06 2020 No.18482866 >>18482835 There's a whiny environmentalist going around making headlines named Greta Thurnberg. She looks like a literal 12 year old. She's big on veganism. She's 17 and the chick with the huge milkers is 18. It shows you the power of MEAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:38:09 2020 No.18482868 >>18482834 >blackrock >bigger than JPM or BoA cmon now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:38:43 2020 No.18482877 I knew I shouldve bought tesla when it was in $400's. it's too late to buy now is it? its going to fucking plummet, i just know it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:03 2020 No.18482882 >>18482852 >>18482817 Cash app is freezing up today

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:14 2020 No.18482885 File: 143 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200415-153755_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482762 >>18482721 >>18482697 Mfw JCP is now 1.7% of my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:19 2020 No.18482887 >>18482877 i dunno i bought one share for a yolo today lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:22 2020 No.18482889 >>18482839 >Capital gains tax Shit, when do they take this tax out? Every month? You'd think they'd only tax me when I sold my stocks.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:34 2020 No.18482894 File: 1.51 MB, 1160x1871, gahoole_sick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bought LK im going to be so rich

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:39:48 2020 No.18482897 >>18482721 Just bought $100 worth. YOLO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:02 2020 No.18482901 ok Jerome hit the button

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:04 2020 No.18482902 File: 65 KB, 654x639, 1529431700708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482866 but what does it have to do with low demand for oil remaining relatively low? are the environmentalists pushing for this? school's out for summer i think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:14 2020 No.18482903 >>18482877 >meme company that is drowning in debt at the advent of a recession reaching all time highs >"BRO SHOULD I BUY!??!?!?!?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:27 2020 No.18482907 File: 267 KB, 700x765, hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] as the day is ending, anyone need a hug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:28 2020 No.18482908 Doubled down on SQQQ to bring my average down to about $16. Hope we get a crash this week so I can drop these bags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:32 2020 No.18482910 >>18482894 Why are you so obsessed with that tv jannie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:36 2020 No.18482912 File: 14 KB, 1216x66, Screen Shot 2020-04-16 at 3.39.20 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482885 Lmao did /biz/ ironically prop up a failing company

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:50 2020 No.18482916 >>18482834 I have a positive look on blackrock, but I am staying away due to high premium on options if I was going to play it. More banks report tomorrow that I expect to be negative. iShares always has some dank deals up their sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:40:56 2020 No.18482919 >>18482742 Just post more Eilish milkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:41:02 2020 No.18482920 File: 58 KB, 600x600, zeihan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482894 >China

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:41:15 2020 No.18482924 >>18482907 why are weebs pedophiles and creepy weirdos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:41:18 2020 No.18482926 >>18482908 Bullish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:41:42 2020 No.18482933 File: 78 KB, 537x545, 1453506365836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482912 I think these are the low information buyers ready to lose their trumpbux of wagebucks

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 15:41:51 2020 No.18482934

>>18482564
>the best thing a human being can do is help another human being know more.
On behalf of that I want you all to know I never wash my hands when I leave the bathroom unless I get piss or shit on them and sometimes not even then. It was the best thing I could do to let you all know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:42:36 2020 No.18482942 >closed my SPY puts at their low of the day Based and /biz/ spilled. At least kept my SPXU and added to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:42:48 2020 No.18482945 >>18482916 Blackrock is running a SPV for the Treasuary/Fed. Extremely bullish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:42:51 2020 No.18482948 >>18482855 Buy the dip bro. Buy the most expansive company you see. Buy more AMZN and BA nothing strange that they are the only green stocks today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:42:51 2020 No.18482949 >>18482934 are you a no poo in the loo pajeet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:42:58 2020 No.18482951 File: 371 KB, 1237x1175, Screenshot_20200415-124215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482604 Aaaaaaa someone answer my question!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:02 2020 No.18482952 >>18482934 thanks mohammed. The more you know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:10 2020 No.18482953 >>18482924 nice projection

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:16 2020 No.18482956 File: 119 KB, 276x1898, Screenshot_20200415-145522_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my one green stock today is AMERICAN AIRLINES what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:29 2020 No.18482958 Just bought 50 May 1 $0.5 JCP calls. Wish me luck. >>18482897 >>18482762 >>18482819 >>18482862

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:34 2020 No.18482961 >>18482933 Nah I just had $15 left in my account after buying some puts at 3:30 and did it for the lulz. > Mfw it's up

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:41 2020 No.18482964 honestly what the fuck is tesla doing lately? it gap opens fucking $50 or more, from shady as fuck aftermarket trading, then slowly tumbles down and next day gaps open again. it has done this TWELVE times now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:43:55 2020 No.18482967 >>18482953 I don't watch anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:44:08 2020 No.18482969 >>18482956 they got bailed out..for now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:44:14 2020 No.18482972 File: 1.78 MB, 443x250, 1353340996787.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482956

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:44:19 2020 No.18482974 better dump your inverse etf positions bobos there is a 0% chance we get 2 red days in a row

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:44:27 2020 No.18482979 >>18482897 Just did 500 shares too. WTFN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:44:57 2020 No.18482985 This really is the top, guys. I'm looking at the charts and reading my chicken bones now that the fire gone out and every indicator points to a bear trend. SPXS BOYS HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:22 2020 No.18482992 >>18482840 because I'm retarded and never invested before instead of stock games in high school >>18482852 gotcha, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:31 2020 No.18482995 >>18482985 It's literally pumping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:32 2020 No.18482996 >>18482979 Lol, we're gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:33 2020 No.18482997 File: 64 KB, 640x508, 4nN1no3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482961 a brick and mortar retail store that was failling before the crisis isnt going to survive in a pandemic that will level companies that were doing just okay before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:37 2020 No.18482998 File: 6 KB, 719x22, for the meme of it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482933 I can't go to any bars so this is what I have to spend my beer money on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:42 2020 No.18483000 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, snibby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dow up 400 pts tomorrow snibs at you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:45:52 2020 No.18483001 >>18482967 ah so you're a pedophile and creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:46:10 2020 No.18483008 picked up 100 shares of jcp. lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:46:23 2020 No.18483010 >>18482985 Is TSLA dumping. No, so not yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:46:29 2020 No.18483014 File: 229 KB, 1310x850, 1586362305414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482907 I HATE LOSING MONEY WHAT THE FUCK THETA GANG WHAT HAPPENED?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:46:47 2020 No.18483019 Jerome... JEROME

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:46:54 2020 No.18483022 File: 122 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200415-144634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please explain this one to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:47:19 2020 No.18483028 >>18483000 Checked. Crab bro’s WW@?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:47:20 2020 No.18483027 >>18483008 fucking bonkers that 100 shares is only $24

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:47:32 2020 No.18483037 Breaking news: 4chan users pool funds to purchase 17% ownership in JCP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:47:36 2020 No.18483038 File: 255 KB, 1242x799, 27A53FD4-E366-496B-86A8-0418257CE9D6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brrrrrr Brrrrrrr BRRRRRR BRRRR BRRRR BRRRRR BRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:47:53 2020 No.18483043 >>18482995 No..it's literally not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:06 2020 No.18483047 File: 156 KB, 1280x720, QalWveH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482604 >>18482951 Capital gains tax Sorry bucko thanks for helping pave roads and buy bullets

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:07 2020 No.18483048 why is everyone buying JCP? Its going bankrupt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:09 2020 No.18483049 File: 1.18 MB, 1199x795, 1586194440393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JCP PUMPING!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:14 2020 No.18483053 >>18483022 This was heavily talked about yesterday. You missed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:17 2020 No.18483055 File: 12 KB, 499x314, 1415165384164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483037

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:23 2020 No.18483059 >>18483022 robin hood sperging out, ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:28 2020 No.18483060 >>18483038 OH FUG SOCIALISM FUGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:48:33 2020 No.18483063 >>18483022 It circuit breakered on the move up. Then there was a mass sell off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:05 2020 No.18483073 >>18483048 Aren't you up to date with the leaks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:07 2020 No.18483076 >>18483048 If we all buy it does it still go bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:16 2020 No.18483077 Bought 200 shares of JCP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:22 2020 No.18483078 File: 24 KB, 648x500, 1cc401fc80[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:24 2020 No.18483080 >>18483022 typical pump and dump scheme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:49:40 2020 No.18483081 >>18483048 my 100 shares was only 25 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:50:04 2020 No.18483086 GIVE JEROME YOUR ENERGY \o/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:50:15 2020 No.18483089 >>18482996 Ironically one of only a few gotten for day stocks I've got today...up 6 dimes! James Cash Penney would be proud of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:50:24 2020 No.18483094 DUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:50:33 2020 No.18483095 >>18482567 >buying out JCP Bezos has no need for such worthless trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:50:42 2020 No.18483098 >>18483010 It's about to. The charts speak to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:51:03 2020 No.18483106 >>18483048 BECAUSE AMAZONS DEFINITELY GOING TO BUY SOME SHITTY DOOMED CLOTHING RETAIL COMPANY THATLL NEVER TURN THEM A PROFIT BRO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:51:05 2020 No.18483107 File: 42 KB, 500x437, 1586892343883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483048 Some idiot came in posing as Jeff Bezos and announced his intentions to buy it lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:51:25 2020 No.18483113 30k vol surge on Dow. Only thing that kept that from dropping to low of day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:51:27 2020 No.18483114 File: 37 KB, 800x435, 350 Candle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:51:36 2020 No.18483120 The dump was instantly eaten up, but people are following the dump now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:52:03 2020 No.18483126 >>18483089 I got in too early. Down 7 dimes lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:52:42 2020 No.18483136 Anybody have SWK?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:52:55 2020 No.18483142 I NEED JNUG TO PUMP TO $9 SO I CAN DUMP MY BAGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:12 2020 No.18483147 File: 108 KB, 351x319, 1586124220448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /JCP/ here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:23 2020 No.18483153 Here we go, boys. The most exciting 5 minutes in sports!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:26 2020 No.18483155 >>18482997 > Tfw he thinks we believe in the future of JCP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:37 2020 No.18483156 I'm actually going to buy 100 JCP shares, it's $23 for fucks sake, if they go under big deal, if they get bought or somehow survive I'm in a good place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:54 2020 No.18483162 >>18483086 \o/ Take it all Jerome how much do you need?more memes to keep the illusion going, sure thing? Ackman not in position yet? Take everything. \o/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:56 2020 No.18483163 >>18483086 \o/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:53:57 2020 No.18483164 File: 25 KB, 612x490, 1361220847159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483142 i need a pump the size of godzillas cock to get me out of this hole ive dug myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:02 2020 No.18483167 File: 43 KB, 657x450, 1586879139508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reply to this post and I, JEFF BEZOS, will PERSONALLY buy your JCP stock at $500/share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:16 2020 No.18483172 >>18483147 In for 400 shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:17 2020 No.18483174 File: 58 KB, 695x900, running-skeleton-laptop-13475593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >50% cash >still waiting for the real crash It's s-still gonna h-happen right bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:33 2020 No.18483177 >>18483167 ehhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:53 2020 No.18483183 F

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:54:56 2020 No.18483187 >>18483174 Just sit and watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:09 2020 No.18483190 >>18483156 think about it for a second why the fuck would amazon buy jcp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:11 2020 No.18483191 >>18483126 >>18483147 Checking in. And don't worry, /smg/ is now the controlling shareholder of JCP. All the free samples clothes we want! SET FOR LIFE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:15 2020 No.18483192 File: 163 KB, 1702x1384, 1559771391161.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Q1 earnings priced in now? They didn't seem to effect JPM or Wells, which both unironically pumped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:16 2020 No.18483193 >>18482667 Thanks, anon .

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:23 2020 No.18483196 AND NOW THE PUMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:23 2020 No.18483197 File: 203 KB, 618x367, 45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just bought into JCP can i get a kiss and can you make it last forever i said im bout to go to war and i don't know ima see you again

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:31 2020 No.18483199 Give me that end of day pump, Jerome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:39 2020 No.18483201 File: 631 KB, 1398x1232, 1586289794235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As bull hopes crash loudly, a bear awakens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:51 2020 No.18483207 >>18482567 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT JOKING! I CAN SELL MY CAR, TAKE OUT A MORTGAGE, HAVE SOME JUNK I CAN THROW ON EBAY, AM WILLING TO SELL BLOOD AND SPERM AND ALSO I HAVE 300K IN MY LIFE SAVINGS SHOULD I PUT IT ALL IN JCPENNEY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:55:52 2020 No.18483208 >>18482933 Buying a 25% dip is not stupid, and most people aren’t putting in more than $100

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:02 2020 No.18483209 >>18483174 look at march 15th-18th on most stocks. bottom is in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:08 2020 No.18483210 >>18483187 That's what I do every day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:18 2020 No.18483212 File: 127 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200415-145600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483147 Riding it to the top

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:23 2020 No.18483214 File: 35 KB, 366x412, 1585254679561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482667 As in buying stock pre-announcement or calls? Thanks fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:25 2020 No.18483215 >>18483167

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:25 2020 No.18483216 >>18483174 Decide tomorrow or on Friday. After 4/17 all major monthlies will be completely worthless and the market can rebalance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:33 2020 No.18483217 >>18483190 >doubting this clown market Anything is possible retard.

>>	Chad !W4fdl.SaKQ Wed Apr 15 15:56:38 2020 No.18483223 lmao at the jcp nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:40 2020 No.18483224 >>18482567 AMZN didn't buy out Sears. They have no use for brick and morter shart shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:52 2020 No.18483226 >>18483190 >think about it for a second why the fuck would amazon buy jcp Shits and giggles. Same reason we're pumping literally hundred of pennies into the stock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:56 2020 No.18483227 >>18483073 >>18483076 >>18483081 >>18483106 >>18483107 >>18483147 STOP PROPPING UP A BANKRUPT COMPANY. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN JEROME

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:56:58 2020 No.18483229 File: 2 KB, 112x135, 1570716937368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483209 W

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:57:00 2020 No.18483230 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1518107464416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bear

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:57:02 2020 No.18483231 >>18483190 They won't, but what if a bigger retailer buys them just for the floor space or something? Either way, I'm willing to part with $23, whatever/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:57:17 2020 No.18483232 >>18483167 Thanks Jeff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:57:18 2020 No.18483233 Fuck JC Penny IM ALL IN BLOCKBUSTER! Bliaq baby!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:57:24 2020 No.18483234 File: 68 KB, 1017x278, Ikke-navngivet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18482580 Some guy made a thread about it last nigh..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:12 2020 No.18483245 this JCP shit is fucking stupid you goddamn retards I'm in for 200 shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:18 2020 No.18483247 File: 112 KB, 900x900, I+will+destroy+the+holy+grail+shes+in+college+so_c210f4_6035565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > sold 2 PEP at 138.30 > just bought 1 PEP at 134.5 heh, free money

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:40 2020 No.18483253 >>18482894 why? anything new happening with their lawsuit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:43 2020 No.18483254 are they opening shorts..?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:47 2020 No.18483255 >>18482600 Damn that man drinking a glass of water is mature as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:58:52 2020 No.18483256 File: 6 KB, 236x214, memegreen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JCP >JCP JCP >JCP JCP >JCP JCP >JCP JCP >JCP JCP >JCP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:16 2020 No.18483263 PAMP ET PAMP ET PAMP ET

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:26 2020 No.18483266 >>18483192 They both got hit though.What charts are you looking at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:33 2020 No.18483268 File: 122 KB, 750x617, 858F63E5-7786-4388-8FCB-C249C56E0741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jeff Bezos better hold his promise or I’ll be financially ruined

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:33 2020 No.18483269 >>18483245 Literally why not? I'll throw a twenty into the toilet for a minute chance of a buyout, people make more retarded plays on the lottery every single day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:35 2020 No.18483271 File: 1.66 MB, 400x225, Operator Crab.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > AMD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 15:59:58 2020 No.18483280 >>18482741 Except you no longer have 5.2 shares, you have 5.2/200 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:00 2020 No.18483281 >>18483167 Thanks jeff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:03 2020 No.18483283 I just bought JCP calls seems cheap hope I make some money

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:03 2020 No.18483284 File: 29 KB, 530x298, smfafterhourss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dong dong dong! How did everyone do today? I went to Ralph's and bought whole milk yogurt, frozen blueberries, and a little bit of gelato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:37 2020 No.18483291 File: 1.24 MB, 320x213, Tomato.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't buy jcp. Should I buy it just to fit in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:42 2020 No.18483293 >>18483284 -2.5% I am nearing financial ruin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:47 2020 No.18483296 Been holding shorts on small cap for 5 days now. Bet you weak handed plebs would have already sold at a lose already. See you when I'm up 50%

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:00:54 2020 No.18483298 >>18483284 I'm ALL IN on spxs. Unironically. I expect ~16-18

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:02 2020 No.18483302 what website do you use

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:14 2020 No.18483305

Here's the thing: we barely erased the past year's gains. Which included an absurd bull run that outstripped earnings like 8x.

We're going to SPY $230. We just are. This month, next month, in 4 months, doesn't matter, it's happening, this is where we're headed. We triggered, at the VERY LEAST, a year's recession. There will be things that fail that were riding on hot air.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:16 2020 No.18483306 Dammit. Got stuck holding 200 shares of sdow 10cents from the break even. Pray for a red day tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:18 2020 No.18483308 >up 95 cents with JCP >laughs at poorfags left behind

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:20 2020 No.18483307 >>18483284 made up half of yesterday's losses. feels ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:23 2020 No.18483310 >>18483284 -2.65 for the day. not so bad. sounds like a nice little snack anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:45 2020 No.18483312 >>18483284 Lost like $5 but I made some new friends in the JCP crew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:47 2020 No.18483314 >>18483037 WITH TRUMP BUX

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:49 2020 No.18483315 >>18482964 oh my fucking god it's already doing it again. already 740 after market

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:01:55 2020 No.18483316 >>18483302 trading view

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:01 2020 No.18483318 >>18483305 nope it's priced in ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:04 2020 No.18483321 >>18483210 You aren't filling the Dow's dips by buying companies that are already at ATHs and that's what matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:06 2020 No.18483323 >that last minute pump

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:08 2020 No.18483324 >>18483308 im up too. based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:18 2020 No.18483329 Just joined the TVIX club. Excited to ride this up

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:20 2020 No.18483330
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.37%, hard red across the board but pulled off 2/3 silly little scalps for fun day. VXX butterfree abruptly looks healthy again, if we get a red day 2morrow I'll cut it off for a nice lil profit. Small pop on VIX daily seems distinctly possible to me. Entered USO small style as it is in violation of the bollinger. Also my trumpbux came, thanks Donald!
>>18483284
come on man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:22 2020 No.18483331 File: 11 KB, 216x234, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483284 >+$780

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:24 2020 No.18483332 >>18483197 okokokokokokok

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:46 2020 No.18483336 File: 260 KB, 289x282, 9ac.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483284 NOT GOOD >leaving the house to go somewhere other humans are very disappointing enjoy your glass lung and ruined leydig cells

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:02:49 2020 No.18483337 LMAO JCP AFTER HOURS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:03:05 2020 No.18483339 >>18483312 Real friends don't let their friends buy JCP

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 16:03:20 2020 No.18483344 >>18483284 +97% I'm never going to make it at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:03:25 2020 No.18483346 File: 36 KB, 400x400, 1477615069046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483308 >up $0.05 only $4.95 until I make back the commission

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:03:37 2020 No.18483349 >>18483337 Big brain bizbois win again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:03:47 2020 No.18483355 File: 38 KB, 128x128, 1586907139040.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To think. If Robinhood hadn't patched their infinite money glitch, some anons here could have unironically bought JCP in a hostile takeover

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:04:02 2020 No.18483358 File: 260 KB, 475x462, 1584659491132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483337 IMAGINE NOT BUYING JCP LMAO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:04:33 2020 No.18483362 File: 1.85 MB, 500x643, 1557580833711.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483037

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:04:44 2020 No.18483363 >LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS >LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS >LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS LITERALLY NOTHING HAS MOVED FOR DAYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:05:00 2020 No.18483367 >>18482741 >discord discord discord discord sportsfaggotry youtube youtube twitter facebook 1. Fix your fucking notifications holy shit 2. Go back to fucking normiebook you retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:05:03 2020 No.18483368 damn i thought i understood the greeks but my call just shot up like 150% on close and i dont think i do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:05:04 2020 No.18483369 >>18483355 how

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:05:35 2020 No.18483376

Sold my KHC for profit today. Yeah I like the products but after this virus shit blows over the health of the divvy is questionable. So it was either take profit now, or wait and hope the divvy don't get the ax later. Which if it did get the ax, the stock price (and my profit) would tank biggly. Split the profits into 3rds. 1/3rd into more of my T-babies, 1/3 into my SWPPX fund, and the other 1/3 into my SWTSX fund.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:05:41 2020 No.18483378 File: 1.05 MB, 3264x2448, 1445894095932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483037 Bros we could save this company.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:11 2020 No.18483381 >>18483227 https://www.fxempire.com/forecasts/article/this-is-a-suckers-stock-market-rally-644215

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:11 2020 No.18483382 >>18483323 Fucking this. I just wanted to get out of my last positions for the day and was about to before those multiple 30k vol pumps. Now I'm going to be checking futures and sweating all night. Oh well, $300 realized gain isnt terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:27 2020 No.18483386 >the U.S economy is some pink sheet turd CLOWN WORLD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:31 2020 No.18483390 Phone just died the moment i wanted to buy 1k jcip shares hope you guys make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:39 2020 No.18483392 >>18483369 Look up Robinhood infinite money glitch. There was some glitch with their options where if you bought calls, it kept giving you money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:44 2020 No.18483393 File: 61 KB, 1058x792, Screenshot_20200415-150439~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483268 I couldn't risk my millions on such a big baller play like you, good sir

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:06:48 2020 No.18483394 File: 47 KB, 500x500, 1583699656286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483308 >App wouldn't let me buy 500 shares in JCP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:11 2020 No.18483403 >JCP >.17 Yea boys! We did it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:12 2020 No.18483405 >>18483363 >Not trading the swings should have bought calls for tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:15 2020 No.18483406 >>18483330 $300 realized. Stuck holding 200 sdow bags going into the night. RIP my sanity.

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:31 2020 No.18483409

>>18483216
Can you explain this? I trade options a lot, and have seen a lot of people talk of this, but in vague terms. SPY for instance has options expiring 3 times a week for instance, how do you know which one is this monthly date and how is it determined?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:37 2020 No.18483413 File: 32 KB, 500x491, 1464109799874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483386 >tfw crypto is a defensive investment at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:07:42 2020 No.18483417 File: 608 KB, 1590x992, Screen Shot 2020-04-15 at 1.07.12 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483330 I suspected as much!

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:08:20 2020 No.18483423
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Sold NET at a profit today, held everything else. Bought 32 shares of FLT for $20 because spending the equivalent of a large pizza and a coke on pennystocks seems like good entertainment value. Still above my RTX cost average but pretty smug about my $65 30% limit sell yesterday.

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:08:41 2020 No.18483434
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>>18483284
Chilis man, +8.15% today.
Sold puts on C, BAC, USB
Trimmed positions on RTX, TSLA, ZM, TDOC.
Increased positions on NFLX, YUM, KO, WM, MMM, COST, BRK.A, CROX, HD, II-VI, REFR, GEO, TPL, KL, MFA.
Bought puts for KEY, BK, IIIN, RF, MS.
Bought calls for TSM, BND, DBX.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:08:51 2020 No.18483439 >>18483403 >Thinly veiled FOMO It’s alright lad. When billionaire opportunity knocks on the door again in 46 years, next time listen to us

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:08:59 2020 No.18483442 >>18482550 Eurobank

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:01 2020 No.18483444

>>18483284
1.8% up wtd, but 4.3% down from yesterday.
- I got closed out of 2 positions with the opening gap. The total change from this was +2.4% of my account.
- I then made a crap entry move on NEO:BCE that filled almost $0.5 above my stop price. It's probably going to be stopped out tomorrow early.
- I also have NEO:K and NEO:BTO as new positions today. I'm feeling good about both of them. I'm eyeing YRI and ABX as well and I expect both to hit my entry price early tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:17 2020 No.18483449 > only down 1800 today not bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:40 2020 No.18483453 >>18483413 Crypto is correlated with the S&P500 When people take their money out of stocks, they take it out of crypto to. Or at least the institutions do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:45 2020 No.18483456 >>18482705 >rdsb @ 30 and xom @34 if possible tho fag. i have limit orders open for RDS.B @ 20/share and XOM @ 30/share. they can kiss my fucking ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:45 2020 No.18483457 >>18483363 where did I say that I didn't do scalping? >should have bought calls for tomorrow yeah, no I'm not gambling like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:09:59 2020 No.18483459 File: 11 KB, 350x350, 34ac0d5a-8c60-11e8-b5b4-bf6eba4db0f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JCP crew check in for your complimentary socks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:20 2020 No.18483464 File: 55 KB, 372x232, 1571157750626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483405 >Holding options overnight with the current schizophrenic gapping every fucking day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:24 2020 No.18483469 >>18483417 That looks sustainable!

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:30 2020 No.18483474
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>Sir, about the debt restructuring and bankruptcy considerations
>Yes?
>They won't be necessary
>It appears a large and growing group of small investors has thrown their money at our stock and bonds in an attempt to pick up "cheapies"
>I don't understand
>Neither do we, sir

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:35 2020 No.18483475 >>18483284 -2% ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:35 2020 No.18483476 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, 1485975318000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I made money on longs today HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:46 2020 No.18483480 >>18482885 *slow clap good job man we are all pulling for ya

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:50 2020 No.18483482 >>18482550 >LK They're fucked bro, they will never earn back that investor confidence. There is literally a class action lawsuit against them on behalf of the investors they lied to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:53 2020 No.18483486 File: 318 KB, 1078x729, 1330796931970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483449 i'm down 1,100 and it feels like 1,100,00

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:10:57 2020 No.18483489 File: 72 KB, 1050x591, 1447294296616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483284 I made $0.13 on my JCP purchase

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:11:03 2020 No.18483490 >tfw up .06 on my JCP position poorfags will never know this feel

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:11:04 2020 No.18483491

>>18483330
The real Ding Ding Ding bro is here! Down 3.4% today, was holding some of my Trump bucks for a little dip to get some more KO, T and O. And today was low enough to where I picked up some more SYY to top it off. Decided I needed the laugh, so I literally threw pocket change at JCP!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:11:23 2020 No.18483497 >>18483417 explain this chart. I am dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:11:40 2020 No.18483506 File: 83 KB, 1031x563, sentimentrader short term headwind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483417 We're in for an interesting close to the week no matter what happens, could go either way >>18483434 unironically highly based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:11:51 2020 No.18483509 >>18483474 Welcome to the Zoomer Market, where balance sheets don't matter and every investment is a gamble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:04 2020 No.18483516 >>18483497 Basically: this rally is unprecedented in speed and severity. Everything else took time to recover from the first big dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:07 2020 No.18483518 The next smg better be JCP edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:09 2020 No.18483519 Fuck bros I only got 20 JPC at .24 I'm not going to be rich like everyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:29 2020 No.18483527 >>18483506 >could go either way wow based TA retards with their hardhitting analysis

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:31 2020 No.18483530 >>18483474 KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:52 2020 No.18483537 >>18483330 Up 1.55%!

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:12:58 2020 No.18483539

>>18483464
That's over bud, today's economic numbers along with the continuation of earnings season is going to bring us back down quickly. Once I saw the VIX at 33 last night I had a feeling. While that may seem counterintuitive, remember how fast it went from 30s to 60s the last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:09 2020 No.18483540 >>18483474 i have this hysterical image in my head of a bunch of neckbeard /biz/inessmen drawn into the JCP boardroom while they con us into buying the rest of their shares as they get on a helicopter

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:16 2020 No.18483542 >>18483519 >I'll only get $20 million instead of $100 million Wipe your tears, king.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:25 2020 No.18483545 >>18483284 up +0.68% today

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:28 2020 No.18483547 >>18483417 its different this time

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:43 2020 No.18483555 File: 1.95 MB, 640x1136, 1586653782856.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483516 > everyone treating a government shutdown of the u.s. economy as a normal correction

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:13:56 2020 No.18483556 >>18483212 what a shit port

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:21 2020 No.18483560 >>18483519 Make it stack is 1200 shares. Suicide stack is 100.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:29 2020 No.18483563 >>18483555 that's a man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:35 2020 No.18483567 >>18483434 Do you have a blog or discord? Somewhere you post your positions daily?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:51 2020 No.18483572 >>18483519 >goes bankrupt in your path

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:53 2020 No.18483573

>>18483527
It's basically undeniable that markets are largely trading off of technicals, headlines, and fed actions at this point, pls explain to me how fundamentals have been at all relevant in the last month. I just don't like to make hard directional predictions in case someone tries to follow me and gets hurt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:14:53 2020 No.18483574 >>18483540 that immediately crashes due to the immense weight of 3 humans.

>>	SOXL_shill Wed Apr 15 16:16:03 2020 No.18483598 File: 125 KB, 2281x299, 1576211872133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483330 Down about 5% but I knew it was coming. Still, I've had better days. At least my 4/17 puts are about to expire so I can sell next month's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:16:24 2020 No.18483604 >>18483474 I fucking died

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:16:37 2020 No.18483607 File: 168 KB, 750x1035, CA123433-E848-4589-A0F0-6985B4A2FE80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I memes last thread but I unironically should have bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:16:56 2020 No.18483614 File: 66 KB, 540x568, BA9F3D0B-7E10-4A3C-954A-DDB60E26DD00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That feel when JCP is trading lower than my shit biotech stonk ONTX

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:17:02 2020 No.18483619 File: 146 KB, 1316x2560, Screenshot_20200415-161604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In it strictly for the memes. Worth every Penney :^)

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:17:03 2020 No.18483620

>>18483516
Not a surprise. The government gave a way free money and in the "Jerome won't let it crash" environment everyone has put their money in the market because people need money. It's obvious looking at the kind of stocks that keep going up and it's also very clear where we are heading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:17:15 2020 No.18483623 >>18483598 Any word on tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:17:38 2020 No.18483627 File: 50 KB, 1024x397, 1586296155961m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >JC Penneystock

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:00 2020 No.18483633 >>18483330 Sounds like a good day! Made 20% today, only 3 figure gain but it's definitely nothing to complain about!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:05 2020 No.18483634 NEW?

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:22 2020 No.18483637

>>18483506
Very interesting... I should follow him.

>>18483547
Unironically, it's very different this time. The world has never seen a global economic full-stop like this, nor has it seen global central bank efforts like this ever before.

>>18483434
>tfw missed the CROX rocket
sucks man.

>>18483497
>>18483516
This chart starts from the March bottom, very different if you look at it from the February top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:22 2020 No.18483638 >>18483573 >headlines yes >fed actions yes >technicals no there is only some momentum from algo trading on things like crossing moving average but thats not because its an actual signal, its because the algos trade on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:32 2020 No.18483641 >>18483627 Malls are back baby!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:18:39 2020 No.18483643 >>18483086 oh jerome plss throw this market into the stratosphere and piss off all the jew bankers who sat on the sidelinse because they thought it was going to be a W SHAPPED recovery

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 16:18:50 2020 No.18483647 Who else here all in GLD overnight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:19:34 2020 No.18483657 File: 1.76 MB, 360x203, 1444605073335.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483474 >>18483509 >>18483572

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:20:07 2020 No.18483666 File: 96 KB, 986x553, anime carl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483474 >every day matters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:20:20 2020 No.18483669 >>18482877 Its too late. This is a meme pump and even if the spike in price was because suddenly everyone saw TESLA as a tech company with future potential then 700$ is the max it would be worth in the future. No point buying so high >>18482887 F

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 16:20:29 2020 No.18483673 Can somebody let me know what the Gecko Dicks indicator indicating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:20:35 2020 No.18483676 >>18482487 >all the bears that are short on oil BTFO Crude oil won't close under 20.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:21:15 2020 No.18483686 >>18483673 Did you not read the pdfs I linked you?

SOXL_shill Wed Apr 15 16:21:39 2020 No.18483692

>>18483623
Nothing particularly juicy yet. I'm getting rumblings about AMZN and AAPL might dump some but nothing strong. I don't play individual stocks so I'm waiting on the word for the overall market but so far nothing. If anything comes from above I'll post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:21:43 2020 No.18483693 >tfw fell for the JCP memes, but read up om it om my own, and for out with no loss phew

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 16:21:59 2020 No.18483696 >>18483686 when did you link them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:22:08 2020 No.18483698 >>18483214 Buying calls / puts pre announcement. Love sharing my progress with you fuckers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:22:19 2020 No.18483702 >>18483696 2 or 3 threads ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:22:35 2020 No.18483705 >>18483692 You're the man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:22:48 2020 No.18483708 >>18482877 When TSLA falls, the entire market as falls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:23:17 2020 No.18483717 >>18483567 Nope, just biz. I should make a blog that would be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:24:32 2020 No.18483739 >>18483607 Wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:24:33 2020 No.18483738 >>18483637 CROX took off before coronachan hit I've always been a fan of their stock, but not so much their style. They have good brick and mortar locations and a strong balance sheet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:25:16 2020 No.18483744 Is this bullish? >>18483727

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:25:21 2020 No.18483746 >>18483666 i think anon could make jcp turn a profit.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Apr 15 16:25:25 2020 No.18483748 >>18483702 oh i found them. these threads have been moving so fast lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:25:51 2020 No.18483750 File: 128 KB, 1080x2028, IMG_20200415_152522_429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:26:33 2020 No.18483756 >>18483750 Teach us senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:26:53 2020 No.18483763 What are some good biomed stocks that never move to sell covered calls

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:26:55 2020 No.18483765
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>>18483355

I just kekd for about five minutes straight, thank you /biz/ I needed this.

If we managed to take a controlling interest, we should make them wear really stupid shirts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:27:06 2020 No.18483769 >>18483744 It's hilarious is what it is. Fuck NYC

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:27:39 2020 No.18483774 >>18483750 cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:29:14 2020 No.18483796 Two years ago I put $10 into Robinhood to see how it'd do and basically ignored it to study it. Lost $3.24. how do I day trade and turn $10 in $50 and so on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:30:11 2020 No.18483811 >>18483676 considering the roll over, wouldnt it make sense just to short the june contract until it realligns with spot ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:30:24 2020 No.18483813 >>18483346 What kind of a commission is that?? I jew about my 0,5$ commission

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:30:29 2020 No.18483814 >>18483717 >puts and calls How long out are the expiration dates on your options?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:31:26 2020 No.18483823 >>18483796 lool

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:31:37 2020 No.18483827 >>18483796 You don't. You take $500 and turn it into $10M with options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:32:34 2020 No.18483845 >>18483708 Yeap, but entire market is going to fall. Shorting Tesla is same as shorting sp500 with 5x leverage. Im shorting Tesla with x8 from 730 so my effective leverage is 40x.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:32:38 2020 No.18483847 >>18483827 you mean turn it into $0M

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:32:43 2020 No.18483849 MAKE THE NEW THREAD ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:32:57 2020 No.18483850 >>18483814 4/17. Go ahead and inverse me if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:03 2020 No.18483851 Wat https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200415005707/en/Athersys-Announces-Proposed-Public-Offering-Common-Stock Did the BARDA funding not come through? Whats the dilutive effect of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:08 2020 No.18483853 >>18483765 i want a points program for the online catalog - like beeradvocate or rotten tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:33 2020 No.18483863 >>18483827 Why not turn $10 into $50? It seems a lot safer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:46 2020 No.18483867 >>18483692 This is either larp or something to be cherished, what the fuck is the story

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:52 2020 No.18483869 >>18483813 No good commission-free brokers that actually do options operating in Canada unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:33:58 2020 No.18483871 >>18483827 HOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:34:12 2020 No.18483874 >>18483796 Put that $10 into VTSAX with dividends set to reinvest and wait 30 years, you'll have $100!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:34:36 2020 No.18483878 >>18483851 Secondary offerings generally mean less value per share (due to supply increase)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:34:52 2020 No.18483885 >>18483871 Buy JCP calls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:35:07 2020 No.18483888 >>18483814 In addition, the premiums would get quite high and make me a broke ass. I only do options with ~5% of my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:35:44 2020 No.18483900 File: 73 KB, 1066x600, 1584558616911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >page 6 someone tell Vitalik to create new thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:36:07 2020 No.18483906 >>18483885 I did: >>18482958

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:37:17 2020 No.18483926 Make the new thread, retards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:37:26 2020 No.18483927 >>18483906 Oh, I see. Then you're already set. Now you just wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:37:54 2020 No.18483935 >>18483509 that should be the heading of BIZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:38:08 2020 No.18483941 File: 461 KB, 554x535, iiiuyyxc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483330 -2%, first red day in weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:38:45 2020 No.18483945 HAL was my free stock when i got into robhinood, it was at $5...went up to 7. thinking about going all in for the short term it was at 9 last week

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:38:57 2020 No.18483949 >>18483927 ok jeff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:39:20 2020 No.18483957 >>18483953 >>18483953 >>18483953 Migrate

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:39:20 2020 No.18483958 >>18483796 Learn risk management. $10 is not enough though, but you could do things with $500 (though that will be pretty limited). If you don't have at least $5000 you're already in an uphill battle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:40:47 2020 No.18483982 >>18483555 love looking at that tucked dick bulge

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:41:52 2020 No.18484008

>>18483867
>This is either larp or something to be cherished, what the fuck is the story
No larp. Family member has a job in a big Connecticut firm where she's privy to little bits and pieces. Fills me in when she can and something is actionable. She's only ever been wrong in degree, never in substance

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:43:22 2020 No.18484045 File: 84 KB, 560x448, 1584121660044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18483539 I want to believe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:44:12 2020 No.18484062 >>18484008 based. please keep us updated anon. No news for NJ opening, looks like early mid May schedule is still a go. Should know more in a few days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:46:00 2020 No.18484100 >>18484062 will do fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 16:51:31 2020 No.18484202 >>18482729 BECAUSE NO STOCK IS IMMUNE TO THE REST OF THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 17:01:00 2020 No.18484383 >>18483765 Ive never seen that full clip Fucking Sasha the ass on that little Hispanic-greek bitch with the Catholic background to be an anal champion. What stock do I buy to make more depraved catholic school fucksluts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 17:03:51 2020 No.18484436 >>18484383 GEO, they'll just be male ones.

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