/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18475498]

coffee time edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/killyourselfyoupatheticweeaboofaggots


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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18474348

[Anonymous No.18475512]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.18475513]

With the market in clown mode, you have to buy the dip one sector at a time goys

[Anonymous No.18475517]

Goo goo gaa gsa

[Anonymous No.18475519]

>>18475498
SELL LOWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.18475522]

[Anonymous No.18475524]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*coof coof*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18475532]

I think it’s a buy on open day

[Anonymous No.18475542]

IM SITTING

ON

CASH


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.18475545]

>betting against America, especially while Trump is president, ever

Beartards deserve to be lined up and shot. Fucking traitors.

[Anonymous No.18475547]

what is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18475548]

The future looks bright lads
also anime

[Anonymous No.18475553]

Is biz the dumbest board

[Anonymous No.18475555]

>down sharply
so... another crab day r right?

[Anonymous No.18475562]

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[Anonymous No.18475569]

>there are people that bought GME yesterday

[Anonymous No.18475580]

Guess who's back, back again~

[Anonymous No.18475581]

Buy TVIX?

[Anonymous No.18475588]

>still up premarket

[Anonymous No.18475600]

>sell puts at loss
>down $2k all time
>market goes down
bogged yet again, what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18475601]

Brainlet here. Do you guys think the market will crash more? I want to buy some index funds. I was thinking VTI and VOO. I have some now but not sure when to buy more.

[There Will Be Blood No.18475604]

Oil under 20 dollars a barrel LMAO

[Anonymous No.18475605]

I have long positions I'm trying to hold til the end of time. How do I DCA into them? I'm using thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.18475608]

>>18475580
I hope it means downwards volatility

[Anonymous No.18475611]

>>18475569
>Investing in GameStop
>In any market ever
Deserves it

[Anonymous No.18475620]

>>18475569
lmao

michael burry played a bunch of people. that or he's beginning to transition into senile boomer

[Anonymous No.18475621]

>>18475605
You pick good blue chips and buy them at cheap as you can and hold.

[Anonymous No.18475625]

>>18475601
I think it’s unlikely that we will go lower without seeing new ATHs

[Anonymous No.18475630]

>>18475569
I want to see GME fail so badly

[Anonymous No.18475636]

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GnYtuhZXzo

[Anonymous No.18475639]

GEO gang where you at

[Anonymous No.18475646]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.18475649]

>>18475625
Aren't earnings and stuff terrible right now? I people the P/E was high before, won't the E be going down now?

[Anonymous No.18475650]

>VIX is fucking mooning

[Anonymous No.18475655]

>>18475524
Good, fuck G*rmans

[Anonymous No.18475660]

>>18475545
i see someone didn't check up the market

[Anonymous No.18475661]

>>18475604
Yet no trade deal was done and companies are cutting staffs.
Lol.

[Anonymous No.18475667]

>>18475569
There's probably a chance some new anon went all in on calls and lost everything.

[Anonymous No.18475670]

>>18475655
you're next baby doll, 15 minutes till the massacre begins.

[Anonymous No.18475674]

>>18475498
Do i sell my SPY short options before opening or hodl like a Maniac?

[Anonymous No.18475675]

>>18475569
Anyone that bought this or AMC is mentally ill

[Anonymous No.18475676]

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4337627-why-still-short-uvxy

>Here's Why I'm Still Short UVXY

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18475680]

It’s all going to crash. There will be no recuperation.
Bears will earn money in the short term, but soon money will be worthless. Stocks will be worthless.
America will fall because it doesn’t have the balls to glass subversive enemy states that will invade us after the collapse.
We lose.

[Anonymous No.18475684]

In a regular economy, is SVXY just free money? It's a bear ETF to the VIX

[Anonymous No.18475685]

>>18475667
all $200 of their networth, were really counting on that now that Bernie can't forgive their student loans

[Anonymous No.18475690]

>>18475660
>markets soaring the past 2 weeks
>one down day today
a pullback now and then is normal in a health economy like this retard

[Anonymous No.18475691]

>Oil below $20 a barrel
>All those fags trying to catch the knife last week when there's no demand worldwide

[Anonymous No.18475693]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.18475692]

>>18475680
Okay doomer

[Anonymous No.18475694]

>>18475498
>>18475498
This thread is a SPLIT

Please migrate to the real /SMG/

>>18475671

>>18475671

[Anonymous No.18475697]

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[Anonymous No.18475698]

>>18475621
I know what DCA is. I'm coming from M1 finance and it had fractional shares so I just put in money weekly. I meant how do I do it on thinkorswim?

[Anonymous No.18475705]

>>18475680
Man said nervously for the hundredth time.

[Anonymous No.18475706]

>>18475660
>Trump wants to open back up the economy
>Trump touting oil deal, alluding to a better deal in the future
>Airlines will get bailed out
>Withholding funding from the chink WHO
>Trump says we have better alternatives if the Chinks decide not to honor the trade deal
>We are soon to overthrow the Maduro regime

Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to finish green today.

[Anonymous No.18475710]

>>18475569
That's your last chance to buy a ticket for this moon mission.

[Anonymous No.18475713]

>>18475680
The only subversive enemy state facing America is israel and they don't need to invade a country they've already conquered.

[Anonymous No.18475714]

>>18475694
>Please migrate to the real /SMG/
Ledger resolves to the longest chain, faggot

[Anonymous No.18475715]

>>18475670
I sure hope so. But when this is over, the US market will recover fast and continue to beat any European market until the end of time as it has always done. I'm a eurofag but you'd have to be insane to bet on the DAX over the S&P

[Anonymous No.18475717]

which is it Anons?

V or W?

[Anonymous No.18475719]

>>18475694
This one is ten minutes older retard fuck off

[Anonymous No.18475721]

>>18475684

Sure anon... it's just.. free money

Google "XIV"

[Anonymous No.18475722]

11 mins till market open

is it gonna be anoddah shoah?

[Anonymous No.18475725]

Is it time to get back into the airlines today? I panic sold when they were going back down a few weeks ago but still made $1k since I bought at the bottom. Is it too late to buy back in with the govt Gibbs? Already priced in??

[Anonymous No.18475726]

>>18475675
My boomer dad made a bunch of money shorting movie theaters since this covid stuff started happening, between valentines day and earlier this month.

[Anonymous No.18475729]

>>18475498
Liquidating everything except airlines, going into SQQQ

Perhaps it will work this time :^)

[Anonymous No.18475730]

>>18475649
The fed balance sheet will continue to rise they won’t let this fail yet

[Anonymous No.18475732]

>>18475717
W
not even a discussion

[Anonymous No.18475733]

>>18475717
I’m betting W

[Anonymous No.18475734]

>>18475694
no this one is older

[Anonymous No.18475738]

My bobo bros. We are finally being let in by Bog.

[Anonymous No.18475742]

>>18475601
>Do you guys think the market will crash more?
There are two schools of thought on /biz/ one is that everything is fine and we will be back to normal in a few months. The other is that this is great depression 2.0 and the global economy is fucked. Who knows?

[Anonymous No.18475744]

>>18475717
it is A

[Anonymous No.18475748]

>>18475553
Undoubtedly

[Anonymous No.18475751]

>>18475532
buy what?

[Anonymous No.18475752]

>>18475676
Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.18475753]

>>18475717
cunny shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.18475755]

>>18475729
>>18475732
FUCK OFF YOURE WAKING UP JEROME STOP AGREEING WITH ME

[Anonymous No.18475757]

>>18475694
based jannies

[Anonymous No.18475756]

>>18475715
>moving the goal posts
no one argued which market is more effective, but you assumed that you are safe from bobo.

[Anonymous No.18475762]

>>18475498
Do yourselves a favor and invest in a moka pot anons

[Anonymous No.18475763]

>>18475742
Funnily enough that's the opinion of professionals on youtube as well.

[Anonymous No.18475764]

The Bears claim Sminem, it is known

[Anonymous No.18475769]

>>18475726
Clever man

[Anonymous No.18475770]

>>18475581
might be a good idea, im gonna buy it for the day

[Anonymous No.18475773]

>“its already priced in”
cope harder!!! Ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18475774]

EIGHT minutes until market open

Get those credit cards ready go-er guys.

[Anonymous No.18475777]

>>18475721
oh yes, now I remember. I was active in the stock market about 2 years ago for the Feb '18 crash and I saw people losing their ass on XIV

[Anonymous No.18475778]

bear trap set. 3% up at close

[Anonymous No.18475780]

is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.18475783]

>>18475742
I’m with both but this isn’t just a normal dead cat bounce, the cat just jumped off a building and died we just picked it up and now it’s being lowered into a mortar

[Anonymous No.18475784]

>>18475753
based

[Anonymous No.18475785]

>>18475774
You can do that joke better

Most people won't get it

[Anonymous No.18475786]

>>18475545
> Betting against hedge funds using algorithms to strip away Americans wealth slowly is un-American
Yeah you can fuck off kike.

[Anonymous No.18475791]

>>18475756
>but you assumed that you are safe from bobo
I did not do that at all.

[Anonymous No.18475792]

>>18475553
at least they know they are fat and they are out moving around.
however that image is making me think it's not real hiking and they aren't really getting much exercise.
>est. 2015
wonder if anyone of them managed to change their behaviour?

[Anonymous No.18475793]

RTXchads, assemble for open

[Anonymous No.18475794]

[Anonymous No.18475796]

>>18475778

[Anonymous No.18475797]

>>18475706
>>We are soon to overthrow the Maduro regime
How? We suck at regime change. Especially if there's an invasion. The last thing Zion Don needs is another losing war.

[Anonymous No.18475800]

>>18475545
OK bootlickers enjoy being poor

[Anonymous No.18475802]

1 breaker hit today. screencap

[Anonymous No.18475803]

>>18475780
Good for most of the body, bad for your limphnodes cuz it forces dead cells out quickly

You're better off exercising in the morning

[Anonymous No.18475805]

>Is maxed out on shorts and inverse ETFs doubling down every day for the past week and a half
>Today was either make it or break it, will have to close out positions if market went up
>wakes up to see a glorious -600 futures

Oh god, the big short. WE ARE BACK BOBOS!

[Anonymous No.18475806]

>>18475791
k, don't forge to buy the bottom my fellow /biz/raeli.

[Anonymous No.18475809]

I've never seen so much red in my life

[Anonymous No.18475810]

>>18475717
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\/. \
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t.knower

[Anonymous No.18475811]

>>18475778
this seems plausible, im also not going to sell my SPXL or SOXL

[Anonymous No.18475816]

>gold tracks the DOW
Boomerrocks are still memes. You can short boomertarians though

[Anonymous No.18475818]

>>18475730
Is there something I can read to understand your post?

>>18475742
So maybe just sit on the sidelines for now? It's so volatile. I wanted tog et some cheap index funds but I donno, maybe just DAC for a while? I've been reading investopedia.

[Anonymous No.18475821]

>>18475791
based autismo

[Anonymous No.18475822]

>>18475691
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

[Anonymous No.18475823]

>>18475785
That was the point.

6 minutes until market open

[Anonymous No.18475824]

So I just buy SPXS, it's that easy?

[Anonymous No.18475825]

>>18475809
so you were born two weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.18475826]

what the fuck

I SHOULD SELL RIGHT NOW PREMARKET

[Anonymous No.18475830]

>>18475806
Thanks brosef. Will do.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18475832]

>>18475717
W with a lower low sometime in Q2

[Anonymous No.18475834]

WOW! Thanks. Yeah, sure, just give the $14000 in taxes that I paid last year to airlines. Just GIVE it to them. Don't ask for loan or anything. They deserve it. No, I didn't need to write off my student loan interest. I'm your loyal taxpayer paypig who will never complain.

[Anonymous No.18475835]

I fucked up. I bought some sqqq and spxs but I only have one day trade left. How bad did I screw up?

[Anonymous No.18475837]

>>18475824
Calls on spxs, the farther out the safer

[Anonymous No.18475841]

>>18475824
until the market turns and goes positive in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.18475842]

>>18475620
He's basically tripled his money with gamestop over the past month. Post your portfolio and show us what a real trader looks like.

[Anonymous No.18475846]

>>18475824
With Jerome on the printers? I hope you know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.18475847]

>>18475826
Already switched teams, bro. Catch up

[Anonymous No.18475852]

>>18475706
Nationalism is bearish

[Anonymous No.18475853]

>>18475818
The obvious solution is to steal the identities of two niggers and then set up account in their name. Then leverage ETFs and Inverse ETFs 20x in either fake account and then just dump the one that falls. It's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.18475856]

>>18475797
>How? We suck at regime change. Especially if there's an invasion.

We use a single RTX tomahawk to kill that faggot Maduro and then we appoint Guido as president. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18475855]

>>18475769
He likes to gamble. He makes wild bets on stocks, kinda scary sometimes. He has made some bad moves in the past too. I guess more good than bad though. He thinks the automotive industry is going to get killed and is shorting them too. Something about dealers stuck with inventory and model year change and cheap cars not selling.

[Anonymous No.18475858]

>>18475697
>Video unavailable
>This video is not available.
fuck you alphabet for not even telling me why

[Anonymous No.18475859]

[Anonymous No.18475861]

havent seen futures that red in a while. means we'll probably hit ath today in this clown market

[Anonymous No.18475862]

>>18475698
You click buy with the mouse

[Anonymous No.18475863]

Why is oil back at 19$ and still going down? I thought that Saudi and Russia made another deal?

[Anonymous No.18475864]

>>18475802
Yeah right

[Anonymous No.18475869]

>>18475680
Doomer cucks are worse than nothing burgers

[Anonymous No.18475872]

>>18475794
Not that terrible, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.18475873]

3 minutes

[Anonymous No.18475876]

>>18475863
I too fail to understand Clown Oil

[Anonymous No.18475878]

>>18475842
I didn't know that Michael Burry lurked /smg/

[Anonymous No.18475880]

>>18475863
The "deal" is not in good faith. Suadi's lowered production but also lowered their prices.

[Anonymous No.18475881]

>>18475859
I wanted this movie again this weekend. I hate batmans voice.

[Anonymous No.18475882]

>>18475835
>I only have one day trade left.
What

[Anonymous No.18475883]

I'm scared bros

[Anonymous No.18475886]

>>18475852
>Nationalism is bearish

It literally isn't. Globalism is dead. We are withdrawing our manufacturing industry back from Chyna to rebuild our middle class, you fucking traitor. Your reckoning nears.

[Anonymous No.18475889]

>CNBC running adverts for birth control pills

Ah Western Liberalism, how could anyone imagine any other system?!?

[Anonymous No.18475890]

TWO (2) MINUTES UNTIL OPENING BELL

DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.18475892]

>>18475826
Never sell unless you're shorting

>>18475855
Before those, I would day trade big auto shorts and make 10% almost every Thursday. Now their rhythms are fucked but there's plenty of money to be made elsewhere

[Anonymous No.18475893]

>>18475811
Having SOXL or SPXL with VIX this high seems crazy to me. You'll wash out most of the gains from buying lower by its redistribution during crabbing.

[Anonymous No.18475897]

so when exactly i get my SHRUMPFbucks?

[Anonymous No.18475898]

>>18475878
he's the king of autism, obviously he's on here

[Anonymous No.18475899]

bought 50 shares of spxu at close.the rest is cash. wish i bought 200 but oh well a nice $100 at open isnt bad.

[Anonymous No.18475900]

13x gold fag here. I got out in time yesterday. Moderate losses. Now please let my Boeing puts finally break even.

[Anonymous No.18475902]

>he fell for the most obvious bull trap in history
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.18475904]

Okay bears

Is this everything you have? Or is there anything else?

IS THERE?

[Anonymous No.18475905]

>>18475863

The deal was to avoid $0 a barrel, there is still the massive issue of worldwide cuts of demand

[Anonymous No.18475908]

>tesla up
the best metric for if we're still in a clown market is valuing a car company that's never made a profit like it's a goddam unicorn

[Anonymous No.18475912]

>>18475639
It's just you dude

[Anonymous No.18475914]

>>18475897
He's waiting for jerome to personally write his name on every check so might be awhile

[Anonymous No.18475916]

>>18475863
Tanker's full, floating dome's full, shitter's full, even your mother can't hold more

[Anonymous No.18475917]

>>18475863
There's no demand, they'd have to burn their oil to offset this

[Anonymous No.18475918]

>>18475886

Yeah, nah. The kikes will try to pivot manufacturing to India.

America will NEVER go back to the overwhelming lead it had it in the 20th century.

[Anonymous No.18475920]

>>18475886
Robots already replacing chinks in China. They will certainly replace americans here.

[Anonymous No.18475921]

1 MINUTE

[Anonymous No.18475922]

Lads what calls or puts do I get on, I'm thoroughly confused these days, I've been playing the SPY decently but what else?

[Anonymous No.18475923]

>>18475893
vix has been shirnking due to QE so even though there are short spikes like today its overall nota good thing to bet against

[Anonymous No.18475926]

>>18475908
market cap, network of superchargers, and IP
cope

[Anonymous No.18475927]

>>18475908
Almost all unicorns don't make any profits

[Anonymous No.18475928]

lol

[Anonymous No.18475931]

Good luck, frens

[Anonymous No.18475932]

do we short vix?

[Anonymous No.18475934]

>why yes, we're hiring, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.18475935]

THE MARKET IS NOW OPEN, SIMPS

BEAR RUN IN EFFECT

[Anonymous No.18475936]

MARKET FUCKING OPEN

buy! buy! buy!

[Anonymous No.18475937]

Cramer said buy TSLA, 800 today

[Anonymous No.18475938]

BBBY earnings reports better be shit or im ruined

[Anonymous No.18475940]

LMAOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18475942]

Die mumu

[Anonymous No.18475943]

A couple of more weeks of clown market. When the people are released, and they start dying in large numbers, we will finally correct.

[Anonymous No.18475944]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.18475945]

OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[Anonymous No.18475947]

>>18475932

The time to short VIX was at 85, you dolt.

[Anonymous No.18475948]

VIX IS DROPPING WE ARE SAVED

[Anonymous No.18475949]

>>18475889
>Push birth control
>Try to make up population difference with immigrants
>Cope and seeth when they don't share our ideals or mindset
>Change political mindset to cope with difference
>End up extremely leftist and wonder why they can't get a president elected

Every time

Can't wait to replay '16 this year

Every time

[Anonymous No.18475953]

MOO MOOS ARE YOU OKAY?


ARE YOU OKAY MOO MOO?

[Anonymous No.18475958]

Dat Candle

[Anonymous No.18475960]

rebought right after the left leaning cunny

see you at the moon

[Anonymous No.18475963]

>>18475892
He seems to do stuff that is like one or two months span. I think he day trades a little but most stuff is wider. He keeps calling dealerships and asking about their inventory and stuff, it's amazing what dealerships will tell some random asshole on the phone. I wish I had the balls he did.

[Anonymous No.18475964]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18475966]

And we're back.

[Anonymous No.18475967]

ok EoD around minus 3%-4%

[Anonymous No.18475969]

>>18475949

Republicans are liberals. Democrats are liberals. Both men running for President this year are market liberals.

[Anonymous No.18475968]

BIG
AMERICAN
DOLLAR

Gods, I hope the USD survives this clown fiesta.

[Anonymous No.18475971]

STEADY BOYS, STEADY

HODL THE LINE

[Anonymous No.18475972]

CHK did a reverse split and now it's trading at $18 up from $0.20? Did I really miss out on some fucking gains?

[Anonymous No.18475973]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.18475974]

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[Anonymous No.18475976]

Im going all in on GUSH, i dont fucking care

[Anonymous No.18475978]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18475979]

People were literally calling me a retard yesterday

[Anonymous No.18475982]

FUCK THIS FUCKING MARKET FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.18475983]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18475986]

>>18475886
More money to the middle class means less money for billionaires to gamble. So it's definitely bearish for the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18475989]

>>18475964
what the fuck have you done

[Anonymous No.18475990]

>>18475934
I would totally work there. Imagine if there was a white version of the ADL, SPLC, La Raza, or NAACP.

[Anonymous No.18475991]

This market is horse shit

[Anonymous No.18475992]

>RTX DROPPING LIKE A ROCK
BROS?????

[Anonymous No.18475994]

>tfw line goes down

[Anonymous No.18475998]

>>18475937

TSLA MOON CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18476001]

>>18475972
They had a reverse split of 200:1.

[Anonymous No.18476003]

>>18475971
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

[Anonymous No.18476004]

>>18475998
>tfw bought tesla at 400

[Anonymous No.18476011]

GME needs to drop more

[Anonymous No.18476014]

$DAL to the moon?

[Anonymous No.18476017]

>>18475936
No.

[Anonymous No.18476019]

>>18475992
HODL THE LINE MEN

[Anonymous No.18476021]

>>18475960
extreme fear + left leaning cunny will always make you rich

[Anonymous No.18476025]

JEROME

JEROME


HELP

[Anonymous No.18476027]

>market opens
>immediately stopped out of all positions
OOF
+$422 today I guess. Only one of the entries in my watchlist might be worth buying today.

[Anonymous No.18476030]

>>18475972
I HAD 10 AT .17 AND SOLD THE OTHER DAY WTF

[Anonymous No.18476031]

LOL SPCE went from -7% to almost green instantly

[Anonymous No.18476032]

>>18475998
>>18476004
>tfw missed the dip
is it too late to buy now? or should i buy NIO instead?

[There Will Be Blood No.18476033]

Oil bros you nervous?

[Anonymous No.18476035]

>>18475972
They were talking about a 200:1, so probably not.

[Anonymous No.18476036]

>>18475992
Just buy more

[Anonymous No.18476037]

>>18476033
I'm literally still green on all of them, not really

[Anonymous No.18476038]

5 minute closes as a DOJI.

[Anonymous No.18476040]

>>18475979
very nice!

[Anonymous No.18476042]

>>18475992
im gonna buy the dip lol

[Anonymous No.18476045]

>GME 5.42

[Anonymous No.18476046]

>market

[Anonymous No.18476047]

>>18475972

it was a 1:200 RS

Price yesterday was around 0.13 so it should be above 25. That why it is down 27%

so you did not miss out

[Anonymous No.18476048]

>>18476032
700-800 seems a fair price for Tesla at the moment, it shouldn't rise. But this is clown world, who knows.
And if they announce new batteries or if automated driving laws change, they would boom to over 1000. It has long term potential.

[Anonymous No.18476049]

>>18475960
>paying no attention to rsi or macd
fucking clown

[Anonymous No.18476055]

>>18476033
>UCO calls set for 5/1

I'm starting to sweat a little.

[Anonymous No.18476058]

Is oil a buy right now ? What oil stocks should l look into? I want to hold long term

[Anonymous No.18476061]

>>18475512
Kek

[Anonymous No.18476064]

>>18476058
i don't think anything is a buy today.

[Anonymous No.18476065]

>>18476030
I bought at .20 and sold at .21 after watching it do poor.

>>18476047
How am I not missing out if it's selling at $18?

[Anonymous No.18476066]

>>18476048
Lol how have you valued that anon

[Anonymous No.18476068]

>>18475998
what a Clown market.

TSLA is up. FUCK THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.18476069]

>>18476045
>GME 5.09

[Anonymous No.18476070]

bought in with 50k this morning

[Anonymous No.18476072]

>>18476058
I'm thinking about going all in on MRO if it keeps dropping.

[Anonymous No.18476073]

>tfw i just sold my puts for JPM
feels good again

[Anonymous No.18476076]

Damnit there go my gains. Ah well I tried.

[Anonymous No.18476077]

>>18476058
Wait a few weeks for them to run out of storage space.

[Anonymous No.18476078]

>>18475972
>>18476030
>ITT literal market retards that don't (read: can't) read news on positions they hold.
Go ahead and buy up CHK now before it moons again

[Anonymous No.18476080]

>>18476058
Just go for Shell and Chevron

[Anonymous No.18476082]

Market is open and already creeping back up, fuck this manipulated shit.

[Anonymous No.18476083]

>>18476049
there are meme compared to cunny analysis

I seeked a longterm confirmation for a V-recovery scenario and I got it

[Anonymous No.18476084]

>>18475721
SVXy was modified to -.5x leverage to avoid another liquidation event. It's not a bad idea, but you have to keep an eye out. It dropped 50% during the covid correction, for example.

[Anonymous No.18476088]

>>18476064
Stay broke lol

[Anonymous No.18476089]

AHHHHHHH FUCK I'M SO DUMB

[Anonymous No.18476092]

>>18476046
What the fuck is that shit lmao

[Anonymous No.18476093]

>open browser
>down 13.4%
>close browser
>don't actually work and play video games all day
N-not today suicide

[Anonymous No.18476094]

>>18476065
Confirmed retard

[Anonymous No.18476097]

Should I get in on MFA? It should return back to normal... right...

[Anonymous No.18476098]

>>18476004
same, but i only bought 1 share because i didnt have the balls to go all in. i could have dumped all 5k of my tendies money into it and gotten 10 shares and be up 4,000 already

[Anonymous No.18476100]

>>18476021
Cunny is not for trading!

[Anonymous No.18476101]

Jerome has awoken.

[Anonymous No.18476102]

>>18475818
Whatever is going on now and for the past months is unprecedented, nobody knows how its going to shake out. If you want to be on the safe side just watch for now and invest when things arn't so crazy. If you want to gamble then now is the best time to do it.

[Anonymous No.18476104]

>>18476058
Oil is going to be down for the rest of this month IMO so you'd be better off to wait to see if it goes further than it is today.
I have calls expiry mid May so I hope it rebounds before then.

[Anonymous No.18476108]

>>18476073
did they already have their earnings?

[Anonymous No.18476109]

>>18476064
when is a good time to buy according to you? when markets are up 10%?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18476110]

SNSS is really climbing...

[Anonymous No.18476111]

Reminder fellow former bobos. It is a clown market. It will end green

[Anonymous No.18476112]

get ready for a drop

[Anonymous No.18476113]

>>18476097
if you think jerome will save that market, why not

[Anonymous No.18476114]

>>18476082
Don't trust it.

[Anonymous No.18476115]

>>18476089
BBBY 5.5 5/1

[Anonymous No.18476116]

>>18476088
enjoy your gamble, friend

[Anonymous No.18476117]

if you bears want to bet against my cunny go ahead

SELL (if you have balls)

[Anonymous No.18476119]

YES MAKING BANK ON TSLA
GLAD I DIDNT LISTEN TO /biz/ AND BOUGHT IN AT 505

[Anonymous No.18476121]

Pfft noting Personnel

[Anonymous No.18476125]

>>18476108
yes, yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18476126]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18476128]

>>18476109
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.18476129]

>>18476089
more than half your calls don't expire until after this month. Just fucking chill you degenerate gambler

[Anonymous No.18476131]

>>18476065
if you had 200 Shares yesterday worth 26$ you would have 1 share worth 18$ today.

that is a reverse split

[Anonymous No.18476135]

>>18475992
I sold half and am holding half. Getting ready to exit.

[Anonymous No.18476136]

OH NO I'M $7 DOWN FROM YESTERDAY AHAHAHAHH FUCK OFF BEARS
PUMP IT PUMP IT OOH OOH OOH

[Anonymous No.18476137]

whats a good stock for a 1 year hold

[Anonymous No.18476138]

>Market creeping up
This fucking sucks. Go down 1k points already you fuck, what are you doing. I want to dump my SQQQ's. I hate these things and I keep bargaining down my sell price. I HATE them. All other inverse ETFs make money but them. Just crash already, everyone doesn't believe in this market anyways.

[There Will Be Blood No.18476140]

>>18476058
>wants to buy into oil

GO ALL IN ON GUSH

[Anonymous No.18476139]

>>18476109
when it looks less like you stand to lose more than you gain. we should break up over 2800 and confirm it. otherwise, i think the risk far outweighs reward.

[Anonymous No.18476142]

>>18476119
Always bet against /biz/.

[Anonymous No.18476141]

>>18476065
dumb money is still in the market

long way to go down boys

[Anonymous No.18476144]

>>18476131
But I only had 20 shares

[Anonymous No.18476145]

>>18476137
RTX

[Anonymous No.18476147]

already 0.3k up

any bears willing to give their monies to me?

[Anonymous No.18476149]

>>18476110
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18476150]

>>18476102
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.18476153]

, I don't mean to ask to be spoon-fed but what do you suggest I get today for $13,352?

[Anonymous No.18476154]

>>18476137
MFA

[Anonymous No.18476155]

I panic sold.

[Anonymous No.18476157]

OH NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18476158]

SNSS fucking mooning

[Anonymous No.18476160]

>>18476153
gamestop

[Anonymous No.18476162]

>>18476153
my 1999 camaro

[Anonymous No.18476163]

>>18476110
LOL still alive

[Anonymous No.18476164]

>>18476137
AMZN
ABBV

[Anonymous No.18476165]

>>18476139
>my brain has become /biz/ incarnate.
buy high sell low.
Essentially confirm S&P at 2800 first.

[Anonymous No.18476167]

>>18475725
8%
>8%
8%
>8%
8%
>8%

[Anonymous No.18476169]

>>18476149
>b-but nigs got their stimulus checks!

>it should be all green

[Anonymous No.18476171]

CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.18476175]

Jerome sweetie could you pweeease turn on the pwinters??

>.<

[Anonymous No.18476176]

>>18476155
Hope you at least sold above your cost basis

[Anonymous No.18476177]

>>18476110
HOLY SHIT how high is it gonna go? Are we gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18476178]

>>18476098
I bought $2000, because my bank blocked my other transfer and I couldn't be arsed to move money again. Something about daily volume, I'd have to call personally, and I was sleepy and playing vidya, so I didn't care. I wish I cared. I honestly believe Tesla will cost over a thousand dollars within 1-2 years, I've been buying stock on and off. I have 21 stocks, thats about half of my total portfolio.

>>18476058
Oil hasn't been a buy since the 2008 dip. I have been small time investing for about a decade, and completely ignoring oil. What we have now is clown market, but oil is perma-clown. Too many political actors can arbitrarily decide to fuck with it without announcing it, can't predict that.

[Anonymous No.18476179]

>>18476160
Puts or calls or stocks?

[Anonymous No.18476186]

>>18476153
$DAL

the king of upsides with lots of govt cheddar on the way

[Anonymous No.18476187]

Goddammit
Always go with your gut, fucking spce calls not placing

[Anonymous No.18476190]

>>18476058
PPL.TO (Pembina Pipeline Corp (PPL)) on the Toronto stock exchange. They also transport natural gas. I bought some on Monday but I'm dare not look at it today.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18476191]

>>18476163
No reason not to be

[Anonymous No.18476194]

>>18476179
puts.

[Anonymous No.18476195]

>>18476147
Only after I have taken everything you got. Then I will give you a share of RTX.

[Anonymous No.18476196]

>>18476179
calls at market

[Anonymous No.18476197]

LIMIT DOWN
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[Anonymous No.18476199]

I noticed a weird amount of big insider selling from CRWD off this past relief rally

[Anonymous No.18476200]

fuck it im a bear now, LET IT TANK

[Anonymous No.18476201]

>>18476171
so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.18476204]

>>18476171
no customers = low overhead
:^)

[Anonymous No.18476209]

>>18476155
i bought high and sold lower. it happens. just dont repeat it

[Anonymous No.18476211]

>>18476144
then your Shares would have forcefully been sold.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18476212]

>>18476177
I have no idea I don't even know why it's spiking right now. I have a few suspicions but nothing solid.

[Anonymous No.18476214]

>>18476171
I stopped trying and bought OOM calls on SPCE because that's what a clown would do right? Gotta become a clown to make it in this clown world.

[There Will Be Blood No.18476213]

>>18476190
down 4% at the moment

[Anonymous No.18476215]

SNSS is giving me a boner, just bought 50 shares at open

[Anonymous No.18476217]

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

new

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

>>18476208
>>18476208
>>18476208

[Anonymous No.18476219]

>>18476191
Fuck off you unemployed felon tripfag

[Anonymous No.18476233]

>>18476137
AMGN
GILD
HII

[Anonymous No.18476244]

>>18476213
yikes

[There Will Be Blood No.18476274]

>>18476244
make that down 5%
check back in a few minutes, will be able to tell you youre down 6%

[Anonymous No.18476295]

>>18476155
I sold for $600 in gains. Nbd. If this is a correction I’ll just make more later.

[Anonymous No.18476370]

>>18475796
Finally the reaper has come and cuts earnings analysts heads off.
All time low coming back, just wait

[Anonymous No.18476404]

>>18476157
Our optimism has awakened the dead bear corpses lying along our rally, run for cover

[Anonymous No.18476407]

>>18475902
Get ready to eat your words retard

[Anonymous No.18476427]

Not selling JNUG till gdxj is $70

[Anonymous No.18476430]

>>18475498
spilled my dunkin on the way back home. bad omens today.

[Anonymous No.18476474]

>>18476370
Your going to be waiting till Q1 2021

[Anonymous No.18476481]

>>18475547
what's the relationship between S&P futures and the index itself?

[Anonymous No.18476659]

Also are there any Vc's in here? That may like to hear an opportunity?

[Anonymous No.18476712]

Thoughts on HAL?