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>> No.18470145
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>>18470127
Just a refresher

>> No.18470149
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>futures don't matter
>what is a contract
>why do indices gap

>> No.18470150

>>18470127
>tfw no tomboy gf
This is the worst fucking timeline
What should I put all my money into to afford one

>> No.18470153
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long cunny

>> No.18470159
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>>18470127
wow!
only way it could be improved was if she had stocks research in that search history!

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>>18470153

>> No.18470173
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>>18470153
this... is also based

>> No.18470180
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Mostly financials tomorrow. What are your bets for these companies?

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>>18470127
Oil bros are you nervous?

>> No.18470186

I just wish someone would off Jerome already. I want this shit to crash. I'll throw 30-40k at it if it does because it's the only chance to make it.

I know I know, bootstraps and firm handshake. Maybe learn to code or invest in kneepads.

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>>18470183
Not even slightly

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>>18470153
Looks a little old to be prime cunny

>> No.18470193
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>>18470127
Based demon girl op

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I gained a lot of weight since I started trading, I'm starting to look like the caricature of the capitalist pig.

>> No.18470210

Are we at the bottom for oil yet? Lot of scared bulls yesterday.

>> No.18470211

>>18470150
TSLA puts

>> No.18470215

>>18470199
Based

>> No.18470231

>>18470180
Not good, JPM just posted earning I believe, did really shit. Went from 9 billion to 2 billion in profits cause they're hoarding cash to cover losses on defaults.

>> No.18470234

>>18470190
She is 14

>> No.18470237
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I'm bored. Give me some news.

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>>18470186
>it's the only chance to make it.
stop sewing these seeds of negativity. Market crash, collapse of mortgage industry, outbreak of flesh eating bacteria, massive earthquakes...
Wishing for these things will not make your life any better.

First, accept things as they are, then decide what to do given the current situation.

>>18470199
Time for a lockdown fast!

>> No.18470259

>>18470210
Did you read what the Saudis did?

>> No.18470262

>>18470237

This shit is nutty. An entire sub race of people genetically obsessed with money.

>> No.18470263
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>>18470095
>Are there any good stocks still around $5? I want 100 shares of something decent to do covered calls

The Algorithm says Computer Task Group, Incorporated (CTG).

>> No.18470274

>>18470259
What did they do now?

>> No.18470287
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TankerTrackers/status/1250100636710035462

>> No.18470291

>>18470183
Putting orders in for WTI, wish me luck.

>> No.18470299

>>18470263
>those pathetic premiums

Gross

>> No.18470314
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I have significant holdings in are RTX, TMDX, GEO and SSO btw. That said, I'm ready to go all in on SPXS if it looks like we will actually have a reversal in the near future.

>> No.18470316

>>18470183
I'm long so not really, oil will go back up. I bought in after the drop to the low 20s, as well, so I can afford to hold for years if need be.

>> No.18470318

>>18470287
https://www.townandcountrytoday.com/world-news/armed-men-seize-release-tanker-off-iran-by-strait-of-hormuz-2252432

>> No.18470323
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>mfw 40 TSLA shares @ $250 and 70 TSLA shares @ $400
>Feels good

>> No.18470336

>>18470183
I sold every oil share for a profit except XOM & HAL
Holding on to those ones, just in case.
All in all, I made $15

>> No.18470339

>>18470274
9/11

>> No.18470350
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>>18470314
imagine wearing that mask she's wearing for underwear......

>> No.18470356

>>18470199
based and ugly bastard pilled

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>>18470127
finally found a way to profit off of niggers nogging, long GEO

>> No.18470389
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>>18470262
One of their magic voodoo rituals involves waving a white chicken or money over their heads.

>> No.18470394

>>18470274
They're discounting oil prices instead of continued production. Different means to their original end.

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>Frontier Communications filing for bankruptcy protection

>> No.18470421

What is a portfolio of Traditional American companies that in dying industries that are still active as of today?

US Steel: X
Coca Cola: KO
Ford: F
General Eletric: GE
Pepsi: PEP
General Motors: GM

>> No.18470422
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>Crash 40% in a few weeks
>Rocket back 40% in fewer weeks
>Healthy economy
This is going to end extremely badly for a lot of people.

>> No.18470424

I'm scared Jerome will start buying equities.

>> No.18470426

>>18470409
RIP, the first stock I ever chose in some class stock picking shit like 10 years ago. They were dead for a while.

>> No.18470429

>>18470350
Imagine wearing that underwear she’s wearing as a mask

>> No.18470432
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>>18470299
If you make just $0.05 a month on monthly call premiums over twelve months on a $4.25 stock, then that's a more than 14% return over the year. That's pretty good in my book. A 14% return sounds pretty good to me for covered calls.

If you'd like higher call premiums, by relaxing one of my proprietary screening parameters slightly, I also got Cernovus Energy (CVE). That's going to have much higher call premiums, but you can decide for yourself if you want to be writing covered calls on oil & gas stocks at this point in time.

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>>18470422

>> No.18470438

>>18470389
What is it supposed to do?

>> No.18470446

>>18470434
You mean I get to buy all those bullish dips!!!!????

>> No.18470447

>>18470421
X, XOM, GE, JPM, and F are the original old school titans of industry

>> No.18470448

>>18470409
JC penny’s also looking for bankruptcy.

>> No.18470449

>>18470421
>coca cola
>dying
only if the world started drinking water only

>> No.18470456

>>18470447
>X, XOM, GE, JPM, and F

Its so sad how GE, X, and F are getting screwed.

>> No.18470457

>>18470421
KO and PEP are not dying at all, more stable.

>> No.18470468

>>18470446
Yes.

>> No.18470469
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Bezos graces the plebs with his presence
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xXbwjH12I/

>Descend from your techno castle
>Find a video-type slave
>Go to fulfillment plantation
>Items seem to be growing well, good profits
>Manual labor slaves are polite and not slacking
>Visit slave nourishment vault
>It appears well stocked
>Slaves should not revolt with this much food
>Post on propaganda dispensation system
>Receive endless praise for being the best slave owner
>Return to techno castle to count sex bots

>> No.18470470

>>18470429
yeah thats what i ment

>> No.18470473

>>18470457
>>18470449
Yeah I know I forget to delete the dying industry part. I was trying to build a traditional American titan industry portfolio.

>> No.18470482

Is mro a meme?

>> No.18470495

>>18470482
It was worth it at $4
That’s all I can say

>> No.18470501

>>18470448
Penneys, Macy's, Kohls, fucking Nordstrom if theyre even around anymore are all supremely fucked. Where will people buy clothes in the future? Online, thrift shops, and walmart?

>> No.18470509

Where the fuck are those AMRN pumpers?!?!?!

>> No.18470518

Holy shit the SPY is not even down from 1 year back. What a meme. BTFD

>> No.18470524

>>18470421
>US Steel: X

Yeah, no one uses steel these days.

>Coca Cola: KO

Yeah, no one drinks soft drinks these days.

>Ford: F

Yeah, no one drives cars these days.

>General Eletric: GE

Yeah, no one uses appliances these days.

>Pepsi: PEP

Yeah, no one eats snacks these days.

>General Motors: GM
Yeah, no one drives cars these days.

Good list, here's another one: Colgate-Palmolive (CL). No one uses toothpaste anymore. It's a dead industry.

>> No.18470525

>>18470501
>Online, thrift shops, and walmart?
Yep

>> No.18470526

>>18470449
They make dasani and smartwater too.

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>>18470501
You don't have to wear anything at all if you don't want to, that's the secret that Big Clothes doesn't want you to know.

>> No.18470530

>>18470518
Were you in a coma this month?

>> No.18470533

>>18470524
Retard or troll?

>> No.18470534

Anything rise I should look for?

Been holding theses for awhile.
Oil: XOM, RDSB, CVX, COP, HAL
Defense: AVAV, KTOS, GD, LMT, RTX
Tech: AAPL, MSFT
Consumer: KO
Medical: PFE, GSK

>> No.18470537

>>18470468
CRAB RECOVERY BULLISH AS FUCK

>> No.18470539

>>18470524
See post >>18470473

>> No.18470538

>>18470524
GE doesn’t make appliances anymore

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>>18470183
Mildly annoyed. WTI floating up again this evening. I'm not sure what to make of this price action. Earlier today had a nice volume green candle, then evening a low volume drop, now drift up. That sort of thing isn't unusual for the mud water but the minimal volatility and neat clean staircase pattern downwards along the way kind of is.

>> No.18470548

>>18470501
I buy my clothes from All American Clothing Company, unironically.

>> No.18470551
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>>18470528
especially if WFH full time
t. naked(ish) guy

>> No.18470557

>>18470501
Kohl's will be bought by Amazon

>> No.18470559
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>>18470438
It's a retarded ritual sacrifice to atone for your sins.

>> No.18470564

>>18470530
The 35% drop was proportionate, I just don't think this rally is too legit. I mean, fucking corona shuts this down for a quarter at the least and we are at 2019 valuations.

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>>18470534
>medical
If you go to the warosu archives and search TMDX, you can find my actual explanation of why this company will skyrocket in value or be bought out.

I've been shitposting on this website for over a decade, you guys are alright, I'm directly involved with this company, we've spent nearly 2 million YTD on their products. That said, they are a small cap ~300 million so keep your stop limits tight for the time being.

God bless, buy Chainlink.

>> No.18470568

>>18470551
just need stuff to cover your torso for video conference calls but pants are very optional. maybe in the future you can just get the webcam to overlay a suit on your naked body so even that isn't necessary

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>> No.18470586

>>18470559
>>18470438
Basically for all the yearly sins you committed you can wave a chicken over your head and slits its throat to be cleansed of those sins. Nowadays a bag of money is used as a substitute occasionally

Also this is the literal prayer used: "This is my exchange, this is my substitute, this is my atonement. This rooster (hen) will go to its death, while I will enter and proceed to a good long life and to peace.

>> No.18470587

>>18470565
nice try shlomo

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>>18470509
AMRN already pumped, my man. Just over the last two weeks (from March 31). AMRN pumped from a low of nearly $4 to a high of almost $7 and a closing price today of $6.38. You may recall I posted in this very general, floating the idea that this would happen on March 30 after their loss. Of course, that didn't prevent me from not buying any shares, but if people blindly followed my speculative tips like they should have, then surely some anons have made out very nicely.

>> No.18470598

>>18470318
Iran is welcome to start some shit whenever they're ready. Pls and thanks.

>> No.18470599

>>18470564
Market is priced in for after the tens of millions of unemployed get their jobs back and all businesses reopen and all consumer confidence goes back up in a year or two. You're not thinking far enough ahead beyond the year or two of reopening then getting bankrupt businesses back in business etc etc.

>> No.18470606

>>18470127
Bears

BTFO

Yet again

What about

PRICED IN

Do you not understand you fucking bear retards

>> No.18470608
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>RTX is going to open at $70

>> No.18470609

>>18470528
This. My work sent a guide for working at home. Said to dress as if in the office. I am always careful not to stand up on zoom meetings, because my dick is out all day.

>> No.18470610

My stimulus money gets deposited tomorrow.

I want to put $1000 into oil, does FANG seem like a good choice? They've been sitting at around $100 for the past several years and are $30 now.

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>>18470593
>AMRN already pumped, my man.
what.. no way

>> No.18470618

>>18470394
Basically is that going to wreck US shale?

>> No.18470619

>>18470606
Trump: "Expect a fast recovry"
Bears: "pfft no too smart for that!"
Trump: "We are gonna blast money into the market basically"
Bears: "fake and gay"

>> No.18470620

>>18470587
>>/leftypol/

>> No.18470634

>>18470565
I’m holding 10 just to keep an eye on it desu

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we are on the cusp of pricing in the 2022 Hyena Flu buy your puts now

>> No.18470641

>>18470183
No because true oil bros knew supply is still too much and demand too little and that the deal was a distraction. True oil bros are slowly stacking up integrated supermajors for a year from now.

>> No.18470652

>>18470568
check out "snap camera". the technology is already pretty much there.

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>>18470127
Just got my neetbux excluding my coronabux in a few days

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>> No.18470662

>>18470610
SNDE

>> No.18470664

>>18470652
based, all in on SNAP for e-SUITS

>> No.18470669

>>18470565
>chainlink
and I'll pass

>> No.18470671

>>18470565
I like tranny muh dix bc unless SNSSfaggot or LCIngger you have provided an actual thesis.

>> No.18470673

Made about 40k today from TSLA calls. I switched to MSFT mid day after taking my gains. I kind of wish I had held, but TSLA can be so schizophrenic I figured MSFT was a safer bet.
I might get back into TSLA tomorrow if it show staying power.

>> No.18470675

>>18470669
kek

>> No.18470678

>>18470539
I just wanted to say something because there's a lot of morons running around (inside this thread and outside of this thread) who say idiotic stuff about how companies are "dead" and "no one uses X anymore."

>>18470538
Evidently you're right. Who would have thought that GE-brand appliances are not made by GE (General Electric Co.), but rather made by GE Appliances, an independent company that licenses the GE brand GE. But that's not really important. GE has their hands in a lot of things and makes things that people use and are NOT dying industries.

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>>18470662
wow, healthy!

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>>18470606
>stonks still going up
I sleep

>> No.18470702

>>18470586
This is why God abandoned Isreal.

>> No.18470709

>>18470678
They've been in a lot of shit for a while, GE aviation is getting fucked now, theyve been shedding sectors ever since GE capital. Not in a good shape.

>> No.18470726

Of the traditional US titans who still are operating today which ones do you think are going to go the way of the dodo?

X, GE, F?

>> No.18470727

>>18470608
My calls
How long do I hold for

>> No.18470729

>>18470702
The scapegoat is a common theme in a bunch of religions, hate them but hating them for that is pretty retarded. Focus on the usury and general fuckery they do.

>> No.18470744

my accounts all in on YOLO 4/17 calls rn

>> No.18470752

>>18470726
Boeing's "privatize the profits, socialize the losses" scheme is a test run for Ford and GE
X has been a national security asset for decades.
The corporate welfare state is here

>> No.18470755

>>18470702
Has he real tho Israel seems to be gaining strength and is never going to go away in its influence.

Unless you are talking about the true israelis. The black Hebrew Israelites.

>> No.18470763

>>18470534
I really just want to take a moment to thank /biz/ for telling me to invest in RTX
literally the only thing that saved my portfolio
Managed to break even on my other stocks while RTX helped my scrape some profits up

>> No.18470764

>>18470726
X, hands down. GE hardware still dabs on Siemens and F is still successful as a GLOBAL auto manufacturer.

>> No.18470765

>>18470752
But BA at least has a national security asset in their product line.
Ford and GE dont have a security industry relation.

>> No.18470776

>>18470153
Will do

>> No.18470785

Miners semis and FAANG will lead us to new all time highs then we will see an absolutely insane bust at the eoy or first quarter next year. Please can I get one bro to screen shot this and post it in September, I will too but it is better if you guys will too thank you.

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Brehs

I still dont understand options. The most I can lose is the amount that I put in correct? Ive been reading investopedia to learn about this stuff before I jump in. Just for example what's the most that I can make from this?

>> No.18470800

>>18470586
>a bag of money
how do you slit the throat of a bag of money?

>> No.18470806

>>18470790
Calls have infinite upside. https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

>> No.18470808

>>18470790
>The most I can lose is the amount that I put in correct?
Yes, but you're more likely to lose with the current volatility of the market.

>> No.18470809

>>18470800
They give it away as charity.

>> No.18470810

>>18470800
You give out a zero interest rate loan with no deadline.

>> No.18470815

>>18470171
beautiful

>> No.18470816

>>18470612
I wasn't really into AMRN before the drop, and I haven't been following what happened very closely, but it would be an interesting case to review to figure out what exactly happened, in case a similar opportunity arises in the future. These are some of the things I imagined could happen when I posted about it after their loss.

- The stock dropped a lot all of a sudden. You have contrarians who want to buy in thinking it's "oversold" regardless of whether the new share price is really below the fair value of the stock.
- There is also the fact that AMRN shareholders are often fanatics who don't want to admit defeat by selling out. Other AMRN shareholders, who originally bought in in the teens or twenties feel pressure to "average down" so they turn a profit on the stock (nevermind those earlier lots) or at least offset their losses.
- On the other hand you have shareholders who are panicking, seeing the court loss and/or the sharp drop in the the stock price and dump all their shares before it falls any lower. In most cases this is a knee-jerk reaction before evaluating what a new fair value would be in light of the change in circumstances. They were buying an AMRN that they expected to have a patent and regarded (maybe wrongly) an AMRN without a patent as worthless.
- On the other hand, I saw a comment on an article about the AMRN decision claiming that some AMRN analyst had estimated a fair value to AMRN of something like $7 in the case that they would lose the patent case.

>> No.18470823

>>18470816
Pasta

>> No.18470828

>>18470810
>>18470809
i guess they choose the chicken more often than?

>> No.18470829

What pumped? Was it Nintendo or Gamestop or some shit?

>> No.18470831

Hey fuckers tell me your opinion on Aurora. I own close to 1000 shares average price of 3.50. Current cost is .75, should I double down or leave my money tied. Its about to go through a 12-1 reverse stock split.

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>>18470610
ya go all in on the texas based company

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>>18470816
i really don't care.. i'm just looking for a squeeze up to fill gap..

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>>18470785
There is zero reason to believe the crash will take that long, central banks are out of options for stimulus, cats out of the bag. If there wasn't a pandemic you'd probably be right.

>> No.18470841

>>18470828
It depends I think most hasidic and traditional orthodox jews use the chicken and reformed Jews or "Jew Lite" use money if they even carry on with the tradition.

>> No.18470842

SUTUR GANG
SUTUR GANG
SUTUR GANG
SUTUR GANG

IT IS
FREE MONEY

>> No.18470844

>XFL has filed for bankruptcy

>> No.18470845

>>18470171
Lmao

>> No.18470847

>>18470765
GE has been expanding their pork barrel buffet for congressmen for decades. There is a rumor that the Fed buying all the trash bonds was to save GE.
Ford is part of the boomer imagination about "MADE IN AMERICA". In the 80s you could get in heated arguments within families for buying a Honda or Toyota. The company is trash but itll be boosted by GIBS for the forseeable future.

>> No.18470850
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Good evening, I’m gonna be honest with you guys I’m a broke 22 year old who’s trying to make use of his stimulus check instead of blowing it on bullshit, what should I invest in

>> No.18470855
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KDPCHADS WW@??

>> No.18470856
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>>18470127
can i buy stocks without a broker? Like a crypto exchange can i slap some money down and buy some stocks small scale? (sub 1000)

>> No.18470859

>>18470839
>central banks are out of options for stimulus
How? They can just print more

>> No.18470861

>>18470850
a savings account

>> No.18470873

>>18470850
mercury dimes

>> No.18470877

>>18470850
Jesus christ. Please don't. This is getting out of hand.

>> No.18470883

>>18470850
Just hold it in cash for a while. Or buy gold.
Despite what the retards say here the bottom is not in on stocks.
Just being honest.

>> No.18470889

>>18470850
SPXL and don't look at your account again until you need the money

>> No.18470892

>>18470859
and they will, much more. It is the only option. Letting it all fail would result in total anarchy.

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18470893

All of my covered calls are currently ITM and they still have 10 days to expire. I'm not even mad, just fucking baffled that clown market held on for so long. Shit, I'm probably gonna have to give up my AMD stock even though I bought that shit before the market even crashed

>> No.18470894
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18470894

>>18470856

>> No.18470901

>>18470850
Government bond ETF if you don't want to gamble. They have has better yields than a savings account and they aren't as volatile as most stinky stonks.

>> No.18470903

>>18470850
Gold will reach a minimum of 2000 this year, 10,000 is very likely within 5 years

>> No.18470913

>>18470729
It really isn't. In Christianity, Jesus' sacrifice is the penultimate atonement. No one can get to the Father but through the Son. One of the central themes being that the focus was on the sin of the individual and the separation they create with God, and that atonement required faith and direct submission to God's mercy.

What the fuck does waving and then sacrificing a chicken have to do with atoning for sin? It's like spiritual usury.

>>18470755
They've put themselves into enough positions of power through nepotism (but also admittedly also hard work, don't lie). That's almost all Earthly gain.

>>18470859
They can print as much as they want, but at some point, someone somewhere is going to see the disconnect from reality between the markets and the economy. They're going to want to take their profits. People will notice and will also want to take profits. No amount of printing will stave off greed.

>> No.18470912

>>18470903
>>18470883
>gold
Go to bed Peter Schiff.

>> No.18470914

>>18470482
>standard oil of ohio
why would it be a meme?

>> No.18470930

>>18470901
Where can I acquire some? Tickers?

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18470935

>>18470892
Exactly.

>> No.18470937

>>18470913
>They're going to want to take their profits
And the fed will buy from them.

>> No.18470940

>>18470913
>No amount of printing will stave off greed.
The greed drop that's building is going to be even larger than the fear drop. All the money is in 10 stocks.

>> No.18470942

>>18470145
Who needs love when you have money
But also
Who needs money when you have love

>> No.18470954

>>18470850
go long on KO
or gold

>> No.18470955

>>18470912
GORO
that's all I'm gonna say

>> No.18470959

>>18470930
I don't know about American ones. I only buy TSX stonks with Canadian dollarydoos. But here's something
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/080515/top-4-us-government-bonds-etfs.asp

>> No.18470960

>>18470913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_of_God

>> No.18470963

>>18470937
Yes people found a way to game the Fed. Pump and dump AMZN. This is going to be one hell of a shitshow.

>> No.18470971

>>18470856
You can buy "sub 1000" stocks (whether you mean $1,000 or 1,000 shares) from a broker, so I don't know what you mean by that. It is possible to buy stock directly from companies though. I've never done so personally, but if you want to buy stock in a particular company, you can probably contact their investor relations department to get the details.

>> No.18470972

>>18470618
The Saudi price war isn't actually about US shale, it's about Russia. Shale is just a casualty of the conflict.
Still, if there's one thing I've learned about Trump as President, it's that he's more than willing to defend an industry he views as critical. He's willing to rip up even decent trade agreements with close allies to get his way, I've no doubt he'll start doing something to attack the Saudis for the price war.

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>>18470959
Ty fren

>> No.18471036

What's the last day people get Trumpbux? Mark that date.

>> No.18471043

>>18470434
It's not that kind of crash,
we're going back to 1929

>> No.18471048

>>18470913
>It really isn't. In Christianity, Jesus' sacrifice is the penultimate atonement. No one can get to the Father but through the Son. One of the central themes being that the focus was on the sin of the individual and the separation they create with God, and that atonement required faith and direct submission to God's mercy.
>What the fuck does waving and then sacrificing a chicken have to do with atoning for sin? It's like spiritual usury.

1. The word "penultimate" means second-to-last (from the Latin word "paene," meaning "almost"). What you mean here is just the "ultimate atonement."
2. The scapegoat rite was given to the Jews directly by God. Their continuing to do it (or some evolution of it) is only a cause of reprobation insomuch as it constitutes a denial of our Lord, Jesus Christ. But the scapegoat rite itself is not something ridiculous on its face.
3. God commanded blood sacrifices in the Old Testament to atone for sin in multiple places. For example: "And thou shalt offer every day a bullock for a sin offering for atonement: and thou shalt cleanse the altar, when thou hast made an atonement for it, and thou shalt anoint it, to sanctify it." The animal sacrifice doesn't of its own power atone for sin, but God instituted the those sacrifices for that purpose (in the Old Testament). And this idea is something that's common to just about all humanity. It's not a concept that's unique to the Jews.

>> No.18471068

>>18471043
>1 post by this ID
every time.

>> No.18471081

>>18471048
didnt read lol

>> No.18471084

>>18470763
Same. Well I'm not thanking /biz/ because I did it anyway, but somehow RTX has saved my ass. I'm not invested though I bought calls on it multiple times.

>> No.18471090

disney will go down to 50 in this year

>> No.18471102

UCO eoy projections?? It was $12 on march 2nd. If it so much as gets back to that low standard, that's 6x your investment. Is this a make it opportunity?

>> No.18471105

>>18471048
Based

>> No.18471117

>>18471090
It should but why would it in this clown market?

>> No.18471135

>>18470171
kek this one is a classic

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CHK
AMRN
TTNP
KNDI

>> No.18471155

>>18471117
payment problems, no insurance

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So now I can just buy stocks and they will never go down because of the printer.
That doesn't sound right.

>> No.18471180

>>18470790
You have to buy 100 contracts, so the most you can lose is 420.00 dollars. You can make any amount of money, but options always risk 100% of your money and once they hit the expiration date they are either worth something (the intrinsic value) or nothing. Understand that you are able to sell your call at any time for the market value of the call-- this called selling to close and is what almost everyone who trades options does. You do NOT need to hold it to the expiry date. Options are worth more the farther out from the expiration date they are. As you get closer to the expiration date, the extra (time) value you get from the option goes to 0. Once you hit the expiration date the only value of the call is the intrinsic value, the difference between the strike price and the price of the stock. Good luck.

>> No.18471200

>futures pretending its going to be a flat red day.
When the boomers wake up it moons.

>> No.18471204

>>18471178
If you must buy, buy stocks that were performing steadily upwards before the pandemic. But we're already starting to see the first ripple of foreclosures coming through, even with the money printer active.

>> No.18471205

>>18470127
>won't blow cash on makeup
>want kids
Wife material.
Too bad she's fictional.

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I'm going to generate a random sequence of 3 letters.
If it's a valid ticker, I will buy 1 share of whatever it is tomorrow.

>> No.18471217

>>18470387
are you a bot or just that dedicated?

>> No.18471224

>>18471155
Sounds like GIBBS

>> No.18471226

>>18471214
What are we buying anon?

>> No.18471227

>>18470314
>tattoos
>Asian
imagine the mental illness

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18471237

>>18471214
>3276.23 PE
God save me.

>> No.18471241

>>18470893
10/1 long interest on spy 04/15
Longs are gonna get squeezed tomorrow
I hope your longs are covered bullbro.

>> No.18471242

>>18471227
You know full well that mental illness means better sex

>> No.18471247

>>18471237
buy puts

>> No.18471255

>>18471237
hey man, you made the rules

>> No.18471264

>>18470913
Option contracts will end this madness, longs are out of control and they’ll start to get squeezed. As you say the collapse will start with greed.

>> No.18471272

>>18471178
That's what everyone thinks. I personally wouldn't hold any positions expiring after 2 days before the last day of Trumpbux depositing. This just looks like the big guys getting ready to collect everyone's Trumpbux as well as the rest of their accounts.

>> No.18471277

>>18471237
Some of these charts straight up look like bitcoin dead cat bounce in 2018. Im worried fellow bulls.

>> No.18471279

>>18471178
Exactly, what stops you from leveraging to x20 or x50 since there’s no fucking risk. Traders hate this little trick. Jerome stretched the fucking rubber band as far as it goes. I’ll let you figure out what happens next.

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>>18471214
>natural gas
yikes

>> No.18471301

>>18470673
Can I have a thousand dollars

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Give it to me straight anons. Is REFR gonna moon big or did I buy someones bags?

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18471304

>>18470873
>>18470883
>>18470889
>>18470901
>>18470903
>>18470954

Thank you guys for the advice seriously

>>18470861
>>18470877

Fuck off cucks

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18471312

Any aussie anons lurking rn? Bought a chunk in WES and MQG 2 weeks back when they were cheap.

>> No.18471316

>>18471303
Bags

>> No.18471317

>>18471237
lmfao, based BIP, it's an LP so look more into it. it's in my portfolio lol

>> No.18471331

>>18471303
why fuck with this meme shit when you can throw a dart on a stock chart and get something to go up 20 percent in 3 days.

>> No.18471336

So... looking at this "stock market" on the "nikkei" for "Japanese stocks"

looks like the market thinks all the stimulus bucks are going to be spent on downloading games for the Nintendo Switch?

>> No.18471342

Is it dangerous to be buying cheap reits right now?

>> No.18471343
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18471343

THEY
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
CAN'T
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
KEEP
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
GETTING
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
AWAY
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
WITH
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/teslas-china-car-registrations-surge-in-march-as-shanghai-factory-back-up-2140413
IT

>> No.18471351

>>18471336
vidya stocks have been up and never crashed much. probably a safe bet if things tank cause of longer lock downs to hold some value.

>> No.18471354

OILCHADS WW@

lol

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18471357

>>18471303

>> No.18471366

>>18471343
Devaraj Krishnamoorthy
9 minutes ago
Why would anyone pay a premium buying fancy electric cars when oil prices are at lowest levels despite record production cuts .... unbelievable

POOED.COM

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>>18471354
I’m the guy who made the oil chad threads (Oil Chad General /OCG/)
I don’t even know where to begin.

>> No.18471369

>>18471336
You're looking at it the wrong way. The right question is What would be the best stock to pump to trick the fresh money into buying? Ask the questions like a greedy boomer would.

>> No.18471371

i bought EOD
now we go red
i just cant win

>> No.18471372
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18471372

>Iron condor with +7% and -10% range
WTF! Literally free money!

>> No.18471378

Financial articles have no idea how to explain this fake and gay market. It just defaults to "coronavirus easing". Wasn't that priced in two weeks ago?

>> No.18471384

>>18471351
oh no, Nintendo crashed amazingly fast
look at the chart

>> No.18471388

>>18471367
how are you/your positions

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>Huge portion of people's portfolios are in ETFs
>Options market is primarily put and call options on various versions of these to bet on macroeconomic factors
>The stocks which are held in trust by the ETFs however are BORROWED from pension funds, meaning there aren't enough actual underlying stocks to cover both the book value of the ETF holder trust and the pension fund
>Most ETFs don't have nearly enough of the assets they are obligated to hold to payout in the case of a liquidation
>ETFs on paper are the most tax efficient & highest ROI way to hold a basket of stocks but are actually severely overvalued
>The passive investing phenomena has created so much demand for these assets that there's a major bubble in them
>This bubble creates major inefficiencies in the actual equities market, where blue chip companies with excellent finances like General Motors are trading at a P/E of 5.
>Right now is the greatest value investing opportunity in history
Tell me I'm wrong

>> No.18471396

>>18471372
>Hits 310 and some retard exercises by Friday afternoon
heh nuthin personnel

>> No.18471399

>>18471357
Do bags get comp'd?>>18471354

>> No.18471400

>>18471378
>stocks hit all time high while WHO declares pandemic in china
This was right before the crash. It's too fast too quickly and its all bullshit but if you don't get in and out you're leaving money on the table.

>> No.18471415

>>18471388
I sold PDS at a profit, KOS at a small loss, I’ll likely sell MRO tomorrow, ending up with a decent profit overall
I invested in RTX last night & managed to make 8% profit today
Despite the doomer panic memes I’m pushing, I’m doing decent. Won’t be rich this year, unfortunatley.

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>>18471378
Cramer spells it out pretty fuckinng clearly in the intro monologues. It's ~13 minutes I really think beginners could benefit from every day.

If you want to have a better understanding, read someone who knows their shit. I like El-Erian, Mike Wilson, and David Kelly.

Or, be one of those seething lazy bears who post "brrrr" and "clown market" and "why put lose money!!??"

>> No.18471449

>>18471416
>El-Erian
More like El-Bearian

>> No.18471450

>>18471391
>GM
lol, choose a company that didn't declare bankruptcy 10 years ago
>>18471415
Profit is profit.

>> No.18471481

>>18471372
You are betting that we won't have moved at least 15 points by May 16? With this volatility you'll be in the reds very soon.

>> No.18471487

>>18471450
>lol, choose a company that didn't declare bankruptcy 10 years ago
Bankruptcy is healthy for a business

>> No.18471492

>>18471372
Except both are extremely possible in the current market. We could hit 310 or drop to 240 by next week easily. Clown market is still in effect.

>> No.18471502

>>18471481
VIX has been declining

>> No.18471515

>futures having trouble going green before EU opens
oh no no no no

>> No.18471532

>>18471502
All I'm saying is if we keep going up like that we'll cover +7% in 2 days and if we go down now we'll go down a lot more than 10%.

>> No.18471555

>>18471487
>Bankruptcy is healthy for a business

This is true. Bankruptcy allows business to shake out the parasitical shareholders that keep whinging about things like "shareholder value" and demanding dividends. Shareholders are literal vampires. Most of them haven't even contributed any of the paid-in capital to the company. They just buy shares on the market and suck the poor companies dry.

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>>18471555
>They just buy shares on the market and suck the poor companies dry.

>> No.18471583

>>18470127
Can someone explain to me how the stock markets are back to 2019 levels, given the current situation? Has something like this ever happened in history?

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>>18471217
its the closest im gonna get to owning slaves

>> No.18471606

Brainlet here, how exactly does shorting a company's stock (bringing down the price while the position is open) materially hurt the company itself? You always hear Elon complaining about TSLA short sellers...

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18471617

>>18471583
Its a normal dead cat bounce that was supercharged by the Fed. Be extremely wary of buying, perhaps transition into less volatile assets like bonds and large stable companies.

>> No.18471627

>>18471606
you're betting they will fail

>> No.18471631

>>18471606
In Teslas case its borderline market manipulation trying to FUD people into a selling panic.

>> No.18471638

>>18471583
Everyone thinks Jerome will prevent any crash. It's like December but everyone got confirmation that there's 0 risk the Fed will save us. That in turn made the market into the perfect pump and dump machine.

>> No.18471644

HOLY FUCK tesla is about to fucking moon. another epic run to 900+
not shitposting

>> No.18471646

>>18471606
They don't. Musk thinks that short sellers are sabotaging the reputation of Tesla and that this will somehow ruin it. Probably because the success of his company is based on hype and not car sales.

>> No.18471652

>>18471583
>stocks go up
>priced in
>brrr
Pick your favorite

>> No.18471654

>>18471646
musk antagonizes shorts because irrational short sellers covering their dumb shorts skyrockets the stock price

>> No.18471660

>>18471606
It makes the stock price go down which:
1. Hurts the price the company can raise capital at in the future.
2. Risks the CEO getting a margin call on his pledged share loans.

>> No.18471665

>>18471644
fuck you deceiver

>> No.18471670

>>18471449
that is not wrong
I wish I'd have read more of his older stuff before getting into him lately, would've provided useful perspective.

But his advice was most likely harmless or even beneficial:
>if you’re in stocks, this is a repositioning opportunity to increase quality
>Go up from buying the index into very strong balance sheets high cash, very low debt coming due

>> No.18471681

>>18471652
You gotta love it. No need to diversify, no need to manage risk. Just buy TSLA and AMZN and have faith in brrrr.

>> No.18471691

>>18471665
not kidding my dude
went up 50 over night, going to gap open at over 750, and has several good news coming out

>> No.18471737

>>18471681
It feels like a bubble.

>> No.18471743

>>18471737
it most certainly is a bubble. Just gotta make your 50% and bounce before it pops.

>> No.18471747

at what price should i shourt JBLU?

$11.50
$12.00

does it go up to $14?

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18471753

>>18471670
>implying balance sheets or debt matter

>> No.18471757

>>18470855
Dumb ded plen

>> No.18471769

>>18471737
It is and normally in extreme greed some people would start to get scared and a crash would follow, but with Jerome there it might not be allowed to. He's ruined the market, only if he lets it crash can we return to normal.

>> No.18471779

>>18471753
What are you talking about?
Are you trying to indicate that AMC shouldn't be sitting almost at its 52-week low? Do they have a solid balance sheet or something?

That massive fall seems appropriate.

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18471814

I just got my coronavirus money: 3,900 big ones. What stock should I buy? Looking for either a good investment thesis or post digits.

>> No.18471825

>>18471681
All these idiots buying in on this short squeeze market. Bottom is about to open up boys. You've been warned so no blaming the Jews when you lose 30% or more.

>> No.18471828

>>18471665
Premarket opens in hour and half. Tesla has been on a tear lately so possible it goes to 800/900 by end of week.

>> No.18471830

>>18471814
TSLA and AMZN.
We really need to find out when the last of the Trumpbux is coming in.

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>>18471825

>> No.18471837

>>18471814
No one with a good investment thesis will waste their time posting about it so just buy TSLA and check 'em.

>> No.18471838

>>18471681
It's the most unnatural feeling in the world. Literally no successful market in history has ever done such a thing. The pressure will blow somewhere.

>> No.18471842

>>18471828
when that happens, load up on puts

>> No.18471844

>Jerome popping the bond, real estate, and maybe even the US dollar bubbles just to keep the stock market bubble inflated

>> No.18471845

Hey guys how do I profit off the coming degeneracy of society? Is there stocks to buy for shit like porn sites or sex dolls or whatever? I would think it'd probably have a super stable future

>> No.18471848

>>18471830
What do you think of Footlocker stock (FL)? It seems like the kind of stock company that could have a surge in sales when a bunch of people receive a lump sum payment.

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>>18471844
Bankruptcies are already happening.

>> No.18471857

>>18471842
Considering it. Just buy puts near end of day for exp 2 weeks later. Might see what happens, if it keeps gapping up like this each day i might.

>> No.18471859

>>18471837
This thread sucks. What good is an stock thread where no one wants to talk about stocks?

>> No.18471860
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18471860

>College trying to delay my money (again) and can't call them to bitch them out, they're only doing emails
>Had to pay on taxes so they didn't receive direct deposit info last year so I won't be getting my trumbux for another 3 weeks physically in the mail
>Voluntarily quit my job mere weeks before everyone else got laid off, could be making free money right now
>Last few days of a 5 week unemployed spring break all of which were spent inside doing fuck all
>Lost a good $4,000 on a recent trade

And finally
>no tomboy gf

>> No.18471868

>>18471845
Invest in VR

>> No.18471871

>>18471844
wrong
>>18471852
wrong

>> No.18471872

>>18471214
IMO
Fuck me

>> No.18471886

>green oil

>> No.18471900

>>18471859
You suck and you want people to spoon feed you information instead of doing research yourself. I get nothing out of wasting my time trying to sell you on something and all I would be doing is giving profit to literal faggots and communists.

/smg/ is for shitposting and tricking people into buying shitty stocks as a goof.

>> No.18471907
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18471907

>>18471886
problem?

>> No.18471912

>>18471848
You know what if it's not a meme stock it will feel the recession and go down, if it is a meme stock you'll be caught in a pump and dump. The best strategy is to save them up for a month while all others get swept but the big boys but fuck it buy TSLA.

>> No.18471933

>>18471859
You get the same as anyone else. Read the op resources. Ask specific questions. Do actual work

>> No.18471953

Trading is a breeze ever since I invented an options strategy that lets you profit if the stock moves up OR down (or stays the same). It's a little tricky but heh wasn't that hard you know. Just puts and calls it's all pretty intuitive really.

>> No.18471978

>>18471953
Teach us oh great one

>> No.18471979

Findes der nogen fra Norge? Should I buy that Norwegian dump? No way it will go bust

>> No.18471987

Best part of this market is it revealed how KEKED bitcoin was. Lmao wasn't it supposed to be a haven? It's followed SPY constantly rofl.

>> No.18471992

>>18471886
where in the absolute fuck are you looking? it's dumping to new fucking lows, holy shit

>> No.18471996

>>18471933
>>18471900
You people are retards. If the point of this thread were the OP and not to discuss stocks, then we'd just have a board sticky and be done with it. And, you know, the real shame is that you both got doubles so there's a good chance I would have bought whatever you posted. Shame on you both.

>> No.18472011

>>18471979
>Findes der nogen fra Norge

What is the stock for that? I don't get any hits Duck-Duck-Go-ing it.

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>>18471996
Buy this.

>> No.18472033

>>18472011
It's Danish , check Norwegian air shuttle

>> No.18472043

>>18471979
If you are buying for retirement then no reason not to dabble on something that can't go bust.

>> No.18472044

>>18471886
>green oil
It isn't. Check when your percentage for the daily is calculated. There appears to be some support at $20 but very questionable how long that will hold.

>> No.18472045

I bought an assload of MRO but I hate the fact that I'm going to have to wait like 3 to 5 months for this s*** to skyrocket

>> No.18472050

>>18471996
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T BUY THE STOCK I WOULD HAVE SUGGESTED AND MOVED IT LESS THAN A SINGLE CENT. MY PROFITRINOS!

Seriously though, newfag, you'll burn out and stop writing walls of text based on your limited knowledge of stocks soon enough. I wouldn't piss on you people if you were on fire and offered me your LMAO sub 5k portfolio in exchange.

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OOOOOO

>> No.18472088

>>18472045
At least you followed the saying and bought cheapies in a recession instead if pilling on the first stock you saw not going red like all the AMZN people did.

>> No.18472096

>>18472050
Gee whiz. Not only are you a boring poster, you're really mean too.

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18472106

I'm out, I'm out of the fucking stock market. This is getting too kurayzee for me, got my gains before the last close.

>> No.18472107

>Market continues to rally as oil sinks to newest lows
jesus fucking christ i shouldn't have pulled out my oil short so early. literally half a million worth now

>> No.18472113

>>18472025
Alright, call up Dolores. You got her number?

>> No.18472115

>>18472106
Same. exiting tomrrow after (hopefully) taking profit on my calls. Actually I got some puts on AMC because it

>> No.18472133

>>18472106
Trumpbux still coming in. We'll pump some more.

>> No.18472136

Think the airline bailouts will be enough to keep rtx going during the crash next week? Not sure how long I should hold this call for

>> No.18472137

>>18472115
is shit. They only reason they might avoid bankruptcy is because landlords don't want to deal with the headache of empty shuttered movie theaters.

>> No.18472139

>>18471237
BIP is actually a good stock lmao

>> No.18472148

>>18472133
I know, it does make sense, but something is really freaking out inside of my brain.

>> No.18472155

>>18472136
Ask me in eight hours. I am lucky to be holding rtx calls as well. Mine expire on Friday though.

>> No.18472164

>>18472043
im not sure it "cant" go bust to be honest

>> No.18472176

>>18472155
>>18472136
RTX is going to 100 bros

>> No.18472186

I have my $1,200 from trump. What stocks do I buy? dividend stocks only.

>> No.18472196

>>18472096
>ur mean
Kek. I can't imagine being a grown man and unironically calling someone mean like a six year old child would. How pathetic.
>a boring poster
I guarantee my (you)s per post average is much higher than yours. You're a literal who of /smg/ and you undoubtedly have autism.

>> No.18472199

>>18472186
Deswell
https://www.deswell.com/corporate-presentation

>> No.18472200

>>18472106
I'm not fully out but I'm definitely considering going something like 40-50% cash and waiting a week.

>>18472186
>dividend stocks only
Gambler tier: CCL, XOM, CVX
Reasonable tier: Defense (NOC, LMT, RTX)
Stable tier: BIPC, BRK.B (technically Berkshire does splits instead of dividends but the effect is similar)
Guaranteed by Lord Powell tier: High yield bonds

>> No.18472208

>>18472186
TSLA. The faster you lose it the quicker we will exit the clown market.
The next few days will be fun. Whip out your biblical faces.

>> No.18472210

Nvda gonna pump prlly minecraff rtx thurs

>> No.18472213

>>18472199
>China
No, that's retarded

>> No.18472226

Gee willikers, pals, I humbly request you gents tell me what stocks I should buy because I'm retarded and cannot think for myself. Please don't say mean things to me, that would be a real kick in the keester.

>> No.18472238

>>18472213
They're a real company and they've been paying out dividends since the 1990s.

>> No.18472252

>>18472226
Goog
Nvda

>> No.18472267

Should I buy Tesla? I don’t wanna miss the moon mission.

>> No.18472277

>>18472267
do what you feel is right.

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>>18472267
No. Buy DSWL. They're 3 years ahead of the pack.

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18472283

hey leafs, Canadian Tire a buy or a pass? 7 P/E, 5%+ divvie, 17% CAGR

>> No.18472284

>>18472267
moon to where? this shit is near ATH in the current market situation, lmao.

>> No.18472294

>>18472196
Being mean to your fellow posters is not a good thing, and the only thing you've posted in this thread is acerbic comments towards me.

>> No.18472303

>>18472298
>>18472298
>>18472298

>>18472298
>>18472298
>>18472298

>>18472298
>>18472298
next thread

>> No.18472307

How should one calculate if a stock is overpriced or underpriced? Is PE ratio the best indicator?

>> No.18472322

>>18472186
Wait until after the dump thats coming

>> No.18472324

>>18472307
yes?

>> No.18472326

>>18472307
nah there are like a thousand things that you would want to consider

>> No.18472353

>>18472199
>CHINA

I'm not giving my money to scammers.

>>18472200
I'm liking RTX

>>18472208

>buying a cult stock with no profits.

no thanks that one is going to hurt bad.

>> No.18472403

>>18472294
>the only thing you've posted in this thread is acerbic comments towards me.
Yeah, but my portfolio is hitting ironman numbers so I don't care and it was up 10k today alone.

>> No.18472464

>>18472403
Okay, congratulations then. You're portfolio is up a lot more than mine.

>> No.18472598

>>18472307
If it's pumping like mad for no reason, it's definitely overpriced.

>> No.18472617

>>18470534
EQX

>> No.18472678

>>18471415
Why exiting oil now if you got in low enough? It might go back down, but not as bad as it was last month.

>> No.18472728

got some longs on WTI, Norwegian Air shuttle, and i will buy calls on EQT,

wish me luck lads

>> No.18472730

>>18472200
how about:
MORT and REM for an easy 2x. Or 3x if we dump hard this month and you can catch the bottom.
Also RDS.A and B, and XOM for decent divvies.