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I have never invested in my life until last week. I bought 8 shares last of Tesla as my first investment because Elon smokes weed and I already pre-ordered the Cybertruck.

That is all.

>> No.18468454

>>18468442
Omg how did they get the cat to dance like that???

>> No.18468469

>>18468442
Yo this cat wildin out

>> No.18468526

>>18468454
It's a paid actor.

>> No.18468656

>>18468442
Imagine having an amazing ball bag like this cat?

>> No.18468664

>>18468442
Wtf is this real?

>> No.18468668

>>18468442
Telsa jumped 13% today. Well-timed investment brother; I would hold.

>> No.18469136

>>18468469
yooooooooo

>> No.18469309

>>18468664
Of course its real but how can we profit from this

>> No.18469319

>>18468442
Imagine having a giant scrotum like this cat

>> No.18469327

Excuse me, that cat is exceptionally talented!

>> No.18469359

Holy shit it's real because the shadow matches up

>> No.18469385

Should ve gone for virgin galactic as I did friend

>> No.18469401

>>18468442
what a talented cat
he's good

>> No.18469409

>>18469309
buy cat stocks and cat crypto

>> No.18469425

>>18468442
Bro is this real?

>> No.18469523
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18469523

>>18468442
This is awful! It hurts the cat!

>> No.18469535

Wtf how’d the cat learn that

>> No.18469726

>>18468454
>>18468664
>>18469359
>>18469425
It's fake you retards

>> No.18469755

>>18469726
lmao look at this retard

>> No.18469780

>>18469726
die reddit

>> No.18470143
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18470143

sneed

>> No.18470154

>>18469726
>he doesn't know

>> No.18470161

>>18469523
thank you I was waiting for someone to post this

>> No.18470176

>>18469726
yes, the earth is flat too
get the fuck out of here retard, you need to have a >130iq at least to post here

>> No.18470414

>>18470176
Based
Earth is flat

>> No.18470452

>>18468442
>I already pre-ordered the Cybertruck.
No, you didn't.

>> No.18470706

>>18470452
Yes I did...

>> No.18470739
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18470739

That cat is cute.

>> No.18471037

>>18468442
Is this real?

>> No.18471310
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18471310

I bought one million dollars of tesla at 15 dollars in my fantasy wall street game in high school (we were given 1.5 million). I told my dad to invest but he never did.
I've contemplated suicide multiple times because of this.

>> No.18471324

>>18470739
Okay, silver bullion lover

>> No.18471348

>>18470143
Feed

>> No.18471549

>>18471310
When I was in middle school I told my dad to buy bitcoin when it was about $0.85 I even gave him $20 to buy it for me but he said I would regret spending it on dumb internet coins and didn’t do it. Lol

>> No.18471636

I invested on $TRY of TRIAS, and I remain joyous everytime, TRIAS Designs does not only create robust public chains but also provide underlying '1layer' infrastructure to support other public chains.

>> No.18471936

>>18470143

how did they get a cat to dress like sneed?

>> No.18473016

>>18471037
They're crisis actors.