$Trumpbux$

[Anonymous No.18464922]

This thread is to monitor the arrival of covid19 stimulus money. Post if you have recieved it. Jannies dont be faggots and leave this thread alone, its to help anons.

[Anonymous No.18464932]

Got mine early this morning suck my fuckin' DIIIIIIIIIIICK

[Anonymous No.18465046]

>>18464922
I got mine today

[Anonymous No.18465083]

>still haven't gotten mine even though I'm supposed to get the full amount and did direct deposit
WTF bros

[Anonymous No.18465137]

>>18465083
Same here. My shithole bank is probably just holding it. That or we've been memed and TRBX are fake news.

[Anonymous No.18465261]

[Anonymous No.18465509]

Has anyone been able to pull theur money tho? Rumour is they wont unfreeze funds until you take the covid19 test.

[Anonymous No.18465525]

>>18465261

[Anonymous No.18465532]

>>18465261
Lmao what the fuck is that bank statement. How do you get a $13.49 refund from Delta

[Anonymous No.18465560]

>>18465509
This, I called the IRS and they confirmed you have to fax/email them the results. I got $2,900 just sitting there. Going to take the wife and kid through one of the drive through testing centers.

[Anonymous No.18465570]

Imagine having kids with a walmart salary.

[Anonymous No.18465586]

>>18465560
me too...until you come back negative or get the vaccine, you don't get monies

[Anonymous No.18465611]

>>18465261
high quality image
this is better than anon's tabs

[Anonymous No.18465625]

>>18464922
Done

[Anonymous No.18465630]

>>18464922
nothing here WF

[Anonymous No.18465679]

>>18465570
Like $25 an hour. Not bad for Walmart.

[Anonymous No.18465704]

>>18465679
How is 1700 25/hr. Hes making minimum wage most likely.

[Anonymous No.18465734]

>>18465704
After insurance I thought $25 an hour was low. But my math was, paycheck x 2 x 12 / 2080. Honestly he's probably around $27.

[Anonymous No.18465747]

I'm going to get, at most, $300. Fuck this government. I give them all these taxes every year and have nothing to show for it.

[Anonymous No.18465753]

>>18465586
What? How is that a thing? I paid my fucking taxes why the fuck do i need to take some stupid fucking test

[Anonymous No.18465758]

I don't remember if my parents tried to claim me as a dependent again.

[Anonymous No.18465787]

>>18465734
He only got 1700 from walmart you mong. The other is the stimulus check. Since he got 3400 in stimulus he must have a wife and 2 kids. On a 1700 paycheck. and they said the US is first world

[Anonymous No.18465791]

>>18465758
Doesn't matter. If you don't qualify as a dependent and you filed independent you'll get your money eventually and your parents will get audited.

[Anonymous No.18465837]

>>18465787
1700x2=3400 per month. Paychecks are biweekly here. 3400x12=$40800. 40800x1.25 to adjust for taxes is 51000. 51000/2080 is 24.51. Literal third world retard.

[Anonymous No.18465960]

>>18465837
Look mutt. Not one walmart has employees work 40hrs a week. Because then they would have to pay health insurance. So no. This nigger is not making that. I know my first job was at walmart for 1 year throught college. Also if now as an adult youre not making atleast 120k you are a third worlder with the privelage of living amongst 1st class citizens. Ok tacobell nigger.

[Anonymous No.18466008]

Got mine

[Anonymous No.18466009]

>>18465837
Ok boomer.

[Anonymous No.18466013]

[Anonymous No.18466033]

>>18465960
>Not one walmart has employees work 40hrs a week. Because then they would have to pay health insurance.

They do tho

[Anonymous No.18466065]

>>18465960
Managers get insurance.

[Anonymous No.18466081]

>>18465791
Not true. At least not if you use the new non-filer tool that was released by the IRS. They will send you an error code in >10 mins telling you that you don't qualify because you're a dependent associated with another social security number.

[Anonymous No.18466085]

>>18466009
Dude isn't a cashier...lol

[Anonymous No.18466103]

>>18465960
So if he works less than 40 hours a week he's way above the estimate. Good thing you have socialized medicine because you would never be able to afford private insurance with that intellect.

[Anonymous No.18466110]

>>18465570
Damn that overdraft. You got saved by that stim.

[Anonymous No.18466126]

>>18465960
According to Google some Walmart store managers (not like the team lead people that monitor the cashiers and stockers, who do work full time and can opt into health insurance benefits mind you) can make six figures

[Anonymous No.18466140]

>>18466009
He's probably corporate getting a salary.

[Anonymous No.18466271]

>>18465261
(YOU)

[Anonymous No.18466593]

Mine is pending

[Anonymous No.18466739]

>>18464922
Got mine. Now I wait for BTC and alts to crash again and accumulate.

[Anonymous No.18466760]

I want trumpbux too :(

[Anonymous No.18466785]

>>18465509
>>18465560
>>18465586
False as fuck. Glowniggers can kiss a toilet seat.

[Anonymous No.18466793]

I work for a bank. Boss man is holding all the stimulus checks. Basically the longer we hold the more interest we get for corporate and more bonus for my boss. Because it is $1200 per person that is a lot of interest. Even an extra 3 days.

[Anonymous No.18466826]

no bux here

[Anonymous No.18466845]

Wtf is wrong with you retards. They aren't holding funds until u take an effin test. GTFO retards.

[Anonymous No.18466861]

>>18464922
how are you supposed to do this shit I want to find out if I get any mone

[Anonymous No.18466877]

>>18466793
this is why i love credit unions, chase used to fuck me over on a regular basis, never has my credit union tried to mess me over, and even goes out of their way to be good to me.

also got my trump bux, but 40 ASE's and some computer parts to upgrade my desktop

[Anonymous No.18466948]

>>18465560
Some states allow you to just drop a stool sample off at your bank. Then they will unfreeze the funds there. I dropped mine of last night through the nighttime deposit door. Check cleared this morning.

[Anonymous No.18467001]

>>18466948
Same. My bank had a notice about it in the portal.

[Anonymous No.18467002]

>>18465753
It’s no big deal anon. Just pee in a cup or bag and bring it to your bank.

[Anonymous No.18467008]

>>18465261

[Anonymous No.18467034]

>>18465261
saved

[Anonymous No.18467063]

>>18465261
Fucking seriously man?

[Anonymous No.18467086]

>>18464922
>imagine bending the knee to illegitimate agencies and filing taxes.

[Anonymous No.18467092]

>>18465960
>privelage of living amongst 1st class citizens
guess how I know you went to public school

[Anonymous No.18467097]

>>18465570
People like this will always be poor.
2k overdraft, Jesus

[Anonymous No.18467121]

>>18465261
> spent $170 at Applebee’s
> got a refund from an airline

The two most impressive things about pic related desu

[Anonymous No.18467127]

>>18465261
How many of those dolls do you have?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18467130]

I emailed the IRS and said "Hurry up and send my money bitch I already spend $1200 on bitcoin." I got a letter in the mail saying my Trumpbux are cancelled now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18467135]

>>18465261
Pls be real. Kek

[Anonymous No.18467163]

>>18465261
the bank-account screenshot joke has not reached its full potential

[Anonymous No.18467169]

>>18464922
I don't qualify for socialist pity checks, I make too much money. Oh well not a bad problem to have

[Anonymous No.18467204]

>>18466948

i haven't laughed this hard a while

[Anonymous No.18467238]

>>18467169
Cope

[Anonymous No.18468383]

>>18465261
What kind of retarded shit is this?

[Anonymous No.18468430]

>>18467204
we all know that guy who's literally best described as a 12 year old inside the body of a ~30 year old man

not sure if its a blessing or a curse anymore

[Anonymous No.18468530]

>>18465837

If paychecks are bi-weekly why are you calculating 24 paychecks per year when there's 26 bi-weekly periods in a year. Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.18468554]

>>18466877

>Losing 50% immediately

[Anonymous No.18468572]

>>18468530
shit bait. at least the first few were 5/10.

[Anonymous No.18468576]

No excuses May 1st...

[Anonymous No.18468795]

>>18468576
He thinks we're gonna give him our trumpbux, kek

Thanks for the free house. See you in eviction court sometime in 2022 ; )

[Anonymous No.18469034]

married, 9 kids, arrived today

[Anonymous No.18469043]

>tfw just got my trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18469048]

I GOT GOLD FRANCS HAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.18469925]

>>18464922
Can neets get it? I haven’t had a job in 3 years. I ran a small business that made some money

[Anonymous No.18469972]

>>18469925
https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

[Anonymous No.18470008]

>>18464922
Waiting for it to settle in my account

[Anonymous No.18470111]

Anybody know the quickest way to sent my trumpbux to Binance? I don't want to overdraft my account but I have an overwhelming urge to speculate on ARPA right now

[Anonymous No.18470116]

>>18468576
Here's some original content. I took this one in queens public housing. It's just a crazy person tho, not a landlord

[Anonymous No.18470157]

>>18464922
80 million checks go out tomorrow, for those who qualify. (You filed in 2018/19, they have your payment info, etc.) If you didn't get around to it, the next wave is next week. After that, it's paper checks, 5 million a week, it's gonna be slow for paper.

[Anonymous No.18470174]

>>18465509
>bait this gay

[Anonymous No.18470208]

>>18466793
>Bait this fucking gay

[Anonymous No.18470221]

Imagine being poor enough to qualify for Trumpbux LOL

[Anonymous No.18470251]

>>18470116
That picture has been floating around a while, larpfag

[Anonymous No.18470270]

>>18470221
Parents claimed you, huh?

[Anonymous No.18470352]

Mine came just now

[Anonymous No.18470681]

>>18470352
Not yet its seems. It says apr 15th.

[Anonymous No.18470691]

>>18464922
Where the fuck is my fucking Trump Bux. I already got my state AND federal tax refund so they obviously have my fucking direct deposit information WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT HERE YET GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.18470704]

>>18470111
Youre a degenerate gambler.

[Anonymous No.18470716]

>>18469972
Non filers doesnt mean zero income. None filers are just those that made under a certain threshold are not required to file taxes.

[Anonymous No.18470730]

>>18470681
timezones bruh

[Anonymous No.18470732]

>>18468795
Imagine being proud of being black.

[Anonymous No.18470791]

>>18465787
That Walmart salary is actually really good. Don’t know if they’re a manager or something. I make $72k gross and my take home pay is only $1,460 after taxes, 401(k), and health influence.

[Anonymous No.18470805]

>>18470791
Insurance *

[Anonymous No.18470837]

>>18470791
>72K
>2920 net
>33k annual net

please tell me this is a joke?
that. fucking. sucks

[Anonymous No.18470851]

>>18464922
Imagine being this fucking poor you need 1200 shekels after three weeks.

[Anonymous No.18470852]

>>18470837
cuz hes contributing probably 500$ to his 401k
LOL

[Anonymous No.18470876]

>>18470837
No. I max out my 401(k) and Roth IRA. That’s $26,500. Plus I get a 10% performance bonus and I can buy company stock at a 15% discount. It’s not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.18470888]

I got my $600 bonus for unemployment. Hope my taxes go through and I get the rest with my return.

[Anonymous No.18470896]

>>18470837
>72k - 19k (401k)
>53k
>53k - 3.5k (HSA)
>49k - (6k) (Roth IRA)
>41k
>TAXES
>be left with 33k net

It's more likely than you think

[Anonymous No.18470904]

>>18470896
I forgot to include insurance which is where the 2k from 49k and 41k is missing.

[Anonymous No.18470920]

>>18470896
The 6k for the Roth would come after taxes, but yes, you're point is right in that he isn't paying very much in taxes and has a low ETR especially as it appears on the surface.

[Anonymous No.18470944]

>>18470920
>The 6k for the Roth would come after taxes


Duh, the point was to give a rough estimate

[Anonymous No.18470950]

>>18470920
>You're...
I committed my own pet peeves. :(

[Anonymous No.18470962]

>>18470950
Serves you right for being such a nitpicker

[Anonymous No.18470969]

>>18470962
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.18470975]

Married, one kid, $2900 just arrived

[Anonymous No.18471004]

>>18464922
Just got it, and I get paid on Friday. Crazy how this fucked up situation made my life better.

[Anonymous No.18471058]

>>18471004
Yea for real. I'm a warehouse slave for Coca-Cola and during the initial grocery panic we got a $300 bonus and about 40+ hours OT in March. Once the all the restaurants and bars closed though it hurt our hours, but we're still around 35-45 hours. The extra $1200 is super nice right now.


Plus there is talk in the Senate about giving all essential workers an extra $13 on the hour for the whole shutdown. I don't think that will go through, but I holding out some slim hope for it.

[Anonymous No.18471065]

WHY HAVE I NOT RECEIVED THE STIMULATIONS?! EARTHLINGS WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THE DELAY OF TRUMPBUX!

[Anonymous No.18471093]

No trumpbux yet. They must be paying poorfags first.

[Anonymous No.18471099]

$1200? That's it?

[Anonymous No.18471115]

>>18471093
Your bank probably just sucks. Most of my poor friends got theirs on Friday. I could see mine in the account on Friday, but it didn't deposit until midnight. My CU did all the eligible deposits at the same time according to their website.

[Anonymous No.18471120]

>>18471093
Nope, I claimed like $10k this year. My wife says her POC coworkers got theirs. Maybe a diversity thing.

[Anonymous No.18471125]

Just got that sweet $2400 deposit

[Anonymous No.18471126]

>>18471120
imagine being such a loser you base your life around other peoples race and culture. Get your own identity.

[Anonymous No.18471133]

>>18470851
It's remarkable how many people live like that.

[Anonymous No.18471161]

$1200 in my account

[Anonymous No.18471162]

>>18471126
Identity is based on perspective.

[Anonymous No.18471172]

>>18467130
Marvelous

[Anonymous No.18471174]

I FUCKING GOT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18471176]

>>18465837
Its your bank. their holding it to gather interest. People with credit unions are the only ones Ive heard of getting it personally.

[Anonymous No.18471185]

It was posted in my account on Friday and was in my account on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18471211]

I’m a black lesbian trans negro with 18 kids and I got my corona bux last Friday

$10,200 to be exact my niggaz

[Anonymous No.18471230]

>>18471211
>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18471231]

>>18467169
Cope

[Anonymous No.18471232]

>>18471174
>Sees this post
>Sign in to account for the 35685 time today
>STIMULUSLESS

[Anonymous No.18471260]

I'm a neet living in my aunt's basement. Do I get any

[Anonymous No.18471291]

>>18471260
Does she claim you as a dependent? In any case: https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

[Anonymous No.18471328]

Bank of Israel -- No Drumpfbux yet. I usually get deposits around 10am so I'm thinking tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.18471383]

Where is my trump change? I'm fucking hungry guys. The deenz ran out two days ago and I cant eat linkies....

[Anonymous No.18471662]

TRUMPBUX RECEIVED

[Anonymous No.18471695]

Mine just hit, may God bless you all.

[Anonymous No.18471740]

Just Checked...GOT THAT SHIT. NEW LEVEL

[Anonymous No.18471751]

[Anonymous No.18471925]

If I enter my payment info as a non-filer but it turns out my parents listed me as a dependent (I'm a worthless unemployed piece of shit living with his parents in his late 20s), will punitive action be taken? Or will they just send me a rejection letter of some kind?

[Anonymous No.18471927]

>>18464922
got my trumpmoney and now I'm riding high nigga

[Anonymous No.18471938]

I just got my Trumpbuxx in the last 2 hours. all $1200 is going straight into XRP and LINK

[Anonymous No.18471982]

Fuck I only did the late filing today,I'm approved but how long do I have to wait? Seen a few anons claim next week but idk who's larping at this point

[Anonymous No.18471990]

Anyone know why I got shafted on $40? Not like I care since I’m against this stimulus and have hella OT at work, but it’s the principle

[Anonymous No.18471997]

>>18471990
Bitch Nigga fee: -$40

[Anonymous No.18472037]

>>18471990
Do you owe taxes or child support?

[Anonymous No.18472058]

>>18472037
Nope. Perhaps I made over 75k whatever year they calculated this

[Anonymous No.18472074]

>>18472058
Yeah, you made $75800, they deduct $5 for every $100 over $75000

[Anonymous No.18472102]

>filed my taxes awhile ago
>fuck I should have waited
>still got $1184 trumpbux
>fat refund already came in
>get paid this week
>raise and a 2k bonus coming at the end of the month
the stars have aligned my friends

[Anonymous No.18472110]

AZ checkin in..
Trump Bux have arrived

[Anonymous No.18472123]

>>18471990
>since I’m against this stimulus

Why? They literally just lowered our taxes and gave us an advance on the money they would have taken.

[Anonymous No.18472144]

>>18472074
Yea I just looked at my w2 for this past year. Didn’t realize it had been that much

>>18472102
Same here, fren. Got my refund a few weeks ago, easy 30-40 hours OT available currently each pay period, 3 paychecks in May. Gonna be a very lucrative month and a half

[Anonymous No.18472157]

Just checked and they actually did just hit my account. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.18472456]

>>18464922
Just arrived

[Anonymous No.18472494]

It's in

[Anonymous No.18472588]

I made 70k in 2018 and 80k in 2019. Are they going to cuck me out of the full $1200? I esentially am losing money because I filed already.

[Anonymous No.18472600]

>>18472588
yeah early tax filers who increased their income got fucked unfortunately. sorry bro. depends when you filed your taxes though possibly. maybe you'll get lucky.

[Anonymous No.18472604]

>>18465261

Haven't laughed so hard at something on this site in a long time.

[Anonymous No.18472770]

>>18464922
>pending

[Anonymous No.18472898]

I got mine. I don't know what to do with it

[Anonymous No.18474146]

got it

[Anonymous No.18474341]

>>18472588
No, you can still get it I think

[Anonymous No.18474385]

CA fag here. Got mine from Chase.

[Anonymous No.18474487]

Everyone at work got theirs this morning in LA. I’ve never seen so many smiles in that place, it was like Christmas morning.

[Anonymous No.18474578]

>>18474487
Based Trump

[Anonymous No.18474635]

>NEET
>parents have been claiming me as a dependent
>not eligible for the $1200 because I can be claimed as a dependent, but not 17 years-old or younger so my parents don't even get the extra $500

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.18474743]

>>18474341
No he won't get the whole thing but he makes 80k that nigga should have at least 10k saved up, pick yourself up by ya bootstraps!

[Anonymous No.18474789]

>>18465261
kek

[Anonymous No.18474810]

>>18464922
Aww, wittle baby got his good goy tax filing goymunny? Awwww, don’t spend it all in one place wittle baby

[Anonymous No.18474827]

>>18472898
Save it. And send your mom some flowers.

[Anonymous No.18474835]

>>18464922
1200 dollars. How long does that last you? That is one dinner for me. My point is: it doesn't matter. What's about to come will open your eyes.

[Anonymous No.18474847]

Got mine today, put it all in BTC

Am I fucking dumb?

[Anonymous No.18474858]

>>18474635
Get a job you piece of shit
>>18474810
Faggot
>>18474835
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18474872]

>>18474858
> Faggot
Who actually spends that much on dinner for 2. So tell me again how this will help?

[Anonymous No.18475041]

>>18474827
That'd be nice. I should call her. I don't say it much, but she means a lot to me

[Anonymous No.18475082]

>not getting the physical edition

[Anonymous No.18475094]

>claimed independent in 2018
>shit hit the fan last year and had to move back with parents so when I filed this year I checked off that I was dependent
>parents still didn't file this year

I'm not getting Trump bucks, right? Fuck me for being a good goy and paying taxes early. Fuck

[Anonymous No.18475114]

>>18464922
Got my Trumpbux yesterday. Spent it on silver and Bitcoin/Decred.

Fuck any of you who buys useless shit with your Trumpbux, it's a bribe for letting them fuck the economy again and the only ethical response is to dump their bribe-dollars for a better currency.

[Anonymous No.18475122]

>make $115K
>got full amount anyway

lmao.

[Anonymous No.18475131]

>>18468576
>I NEED I KNOW MY YOU SEE ME CALLING MONEY YOU.

[Anonymous No.18475168]

Got my Trumpbux this morning.
Ordered this bike and a motor to slap on it.
Fuck all yall if the economy goes to shit I wont be able to afford my car payments and nigga I'm not boutta be without transportation and I'm not finna pay no fuckin insurance. Fuck. e-bikes ain't registered so those greedy jews have no record of it to take it away.
Fuck em

[Anonymous No.18475178]

How can I get trumpbux of I'm not American?

[Anonymous No.18475179]

Woke up, got salary + trump bux
Feels good

[Anonymous No.18475189]

>>18475094
How old, you still can claim yourself. Doesn't matter where live.

[Anonymous No.18475196]

>>18474847
Based. Spending their stimulus funny money on sound money is the ultimate Fuck You to the Fed.

[Anonymous No.18475217]

>>18475189
22. How do I do this?

[Anonymous No.18475240]

>>18475189
Not me.

[Anonymous No.18475260]

>>18465261
LMAO DUDE

[Anonymous No.18475345]

Just got mine. I guess I’ll make a student loan payment. I have about $32K left in federal loans and have no interest due. Might as well take advantage of the interest freeze. I hope to be done paying by November 2022.

[Anonymous No.18475360]

>>18465261
what's so funny about this?
t. europoor

[Anonymous No.18475368]

I got mine in my account today. Surprised because it didn't say pending yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18475377]

How long does free money go for?

[Anonymous No.18475384]

>>18475345
>doing the responsible thing and not putting it all in on crypto

NGMI

[Anonymous No.18475416]

>>18465532
>>18467063
>>18467121
>>18467127
>>18468383
How fucking autistic do you have to be to not recognize what is clearly satire?

[Anonymous No.18475504]

My brother works in service and I don't think he does his taxes.. I'm not sure. How can he check and see if he's eligible for his trumpbux? What avenue will he receive it by?

[Anonymous No.18475544]

>>18465261
Based

>>18465570
Does Walmart pay bi-weekly or something? $1700 take home is excellent for a weekly paycheck.

>>18465837
Nevermind, that explains it.
Have you always worked at Walmart or did they come in, decimate the local economy and put people out of otherwise good paying jobs?

>>18467163
>joke

>>18471126
t. shitskin

>>18471990
Not everyone gets the full amount. You have no kids and you make "too much money". I only got $600

[Anonymous No.18475576]

>>18465261
Thanks anon I just had trouble breathing for about a minute due to this

[Anonymous No.18475761]

>>18465758
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.18476005]

STILL NOTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18476221]

made 16k in 2018 when i was 18 y/o but parents were able to claim me as a student. I don't think I'll see a single cent.

Maybe if I file 2019 as independent.

[Anonymous No.18476228]

>get income return yesterday
>no trumpbux
FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.18476243]

So for my 2019 tax returns I marked myself as being able to be claimed as a dependent. This was a mistake and no on has claimed me as a dependent this tax year.I realized this mistake and amended my returns by they are still be processed. Will this hold up my stimulus check or it shouldn't because no one actually claimed me.

[Anonymous No.18476454]

>>18476243
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.18476480]

Just a reminder
>everyone ITT claims to be a free market capitalist

[Anonymous No.18476522]

do dependents not get a check??

[Anonymous No.18476605]

>>18476522
No, you're parents get $500 extra when they file.

[Anonymous No.18476618]

>>18476605
are you fucking kidding me. God, i hate this fucking country. Why the fuck do i get taxed if i get benefit from the fucking system?

[Anonymous No.18476622]

Should I buy Etherium?

[Anonymous No.18476630]

>>18466948
Flawless victory

[Anonymous No.18476955]

>>18470251
I'll larp your mom if you keep it up

[Anonymous No.18476962]

>>18471099
kek that filename - chek'd

[Anonymous No.18477019]

>>18476618
Ask them for $500

[Anonymous No.18477105]

Most military enlisted received it today

[Anonymous No.18477119]

>>18477019
I lost my fucking job over this virus bullshit. And it's not a big deal, but why am i paying into a system i cannot benefit from?

[Anonymous No.18477156]

>>18477119
I didn't make the rules, you can't collect unemployment + $600?

[Anonymous No.18477168]

>>18477156
I filed for unemployment but they haven't got back to me. I hope next time you make a better fucking system asshole

[Anonymous No.18477178]

>>18464922
Got mine yest

[Anonymous No.18477179]

>>18464922
Got my money today fellas, should I buy gold or guns? No, im not buying link

[Anonymous No.18477182]

>>18476522
>>18476618
>>18477119
shut the fuck up pussy if you don't have a job and you don't have trump bux then why the fuck are you sitting here typing up some shit nobody wants to read. go mow some boomers lawn for $50 or some shit idiot

[Anonymous No.18477186]

>>18464922
i recieved

[Anonymous No.18477213]

>>18464922
>IRS TREAS
um, why are people being paid to commit treason?

[Anonymous No.18477220]

>>18475360
Just mutt things maing

[Anonymous No.18477223]

>>18477182
because its illegal to go outside atm

[Anonymous No.18477255]

>>18475168
Smarter investment than metals or crypto. I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.18477279]

>>18471176
Can confirm, my credit union released the funds already. Fuck kikebanks

[Anonymous No.18477314]

>>18477168
Lel at least the unemployment should be back paid to the time you first filed. Next time I'll make sure to give everyone $10000 bucks a month.

[Anonymous No.18477348]

>>18475178
>go in front of mirror
>turn lights off
>say pledge of allegiance 1,776 times
>hope for the best =)

[Anonymous No.18477428]

>>18464922
>homeowner
>tax payer
>still working
>white
Of course I'm not getting a check, the government hates me.

[Anonymous No.18477439]

my banks online banking has been down for 2 days now wtf

[Anonymous No.18477593]

>>18464922
I got my $320 last night. Very stimulated

[Anonymous No.18477623]

>>18464922
Got mine, banking through Navy Federal.

[Anonymous No.18477669]

Not yet
the IRS is giving me this message on their site
>According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.
wtf bros

[Anonymous No.18477722]

>>18477669
link?

[Anonymous No.18477738]

>>18477722
https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment

[Anonymous No.18477744]

>>18477738
thanks nigga, i can't wait to get my free money while i shit post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18477820]

>>18477738
Yeah, I'm not getting anything.

[Anonymous No.18477908]

>>18477105
Emphasis on most.

[Anonymous No.18477917]

>>18477820
I think a lot of people are getting this message. I got it and I know I qualify for the stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18477921]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/coming-to-your-1200-relief-check-donald-j-trumps-name/2020/04/14/071016c2-7e82-11ea-8013-1b6da0e4a2b7_story.html
ahahaha

[Anonymous No.18477930]

>>18474847
Yes WTF you'll lose it all

[Anonymous No.18477970]

>>18477917
I don't think I qualify, because there are arbitrary income restrictions on a stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18477992]

>friend who filed 2019 taxes a few days ago gets stimulus check
>friend who only field 2018 taxes gets stimulus check
>friend who is disabled and gets 2k a month from the military for life gets stimulated
>i still haven't been stimulated

[Anonymous No.18478067]

>>18465261
Lmao the bernie donation is somehow the least funny thing on that list

[Anonymous No.18478089]

>>18477744
the dream has been achieved, is this what it's like to be a NEET?
>>18477970
do you make over 99k?
>>18477921
yeah, he won, might as well not even hold an election
>>18477917
same, but my parents claimed me as a dependent in 2018, but said they wouldn't in 2019. Might be because they haven't filed yet.

[Anonymous No.18478105]

>>18477970
I checked to see if I had any of those and I don't think I do, unless my stupid college fund counts for some reason. I don't think a 1099 DIV would affect it though.

[Anonymous No.18478158]

>>18478089
Well, I know for a fact I wasn't claimed as a dependent either year and that I filed electronically for both years. I only made 13k last year so I know I qualify.

[Anonymous No.18478205]

So why don't i get my fiance money since she is my dependent.

[Anonymous No.18478206]

>>18464922
Married with 4 children = I just got $4400 in the bank this morning faggots!! woot woot. Thank you president TRUMP!

[Anonymous No.18478254]

>>18477992
Same...
>wake up to buddy asking if i got mine
>didnt get shit.
WTF THIS NIGGER SHIT?? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY!?!

[Anonymous No.18478261]

>>18478206
>Married
You fell into the worst bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18478268]

[Anonymous No.18478290]

>>18477820
lots of people on plebbit are complaining about getting this message on /r/stimuluscheck. i got it too

[Anonymous No.18478298]

ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY GOT THEIR CHECKS EXCEPT ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18478317]

>>18478298
you made too much money, anon.

[Anonymous No.18478348]

>>18478261
What a loser. desu

[Anonymous No.18478361]

>>18478290
I think (know) this is my problem >>18478317

My issue is that stimulus shouldn't have income restrictions. It's stimulus, not unemployment (and CARES already ensures that's higher than normal). Why do wealthy companies get bailouts, the poor get free money, but the middle class is shafted as usual?

[Anonymous No.18478365]

>>18478317
ive been unemployed since 2018

[Anonymous No.18478380]

>>18477992
>>18478254
you can ask for anal stimulation on grindr

[Anonymous No.18478406]

>>18478365
Maybe you're already a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.18478428]

[Anonymous No.18478429]

>>18476228
Same here. Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.18478437]

I made $70,000 last year and chase still isn’t showing a deposit

[Anonymous No.18478599]

>>18464922
Got mine watup

[Anonymous No.18478628]

>filed 2018 taxes
>used direct depost
>doublechecked i used direct deposit
>i did
>EVERYONE IS GETTING STIMULATED BUT ME

I FUCKING HATE THE GOVERNMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18478787]

>>18475168
Did you really buy a fat bike for transportation? What a fucking retard lmfao. Should have got a 27.5 or 29er. Absolute moron.

[Anonymous No.18478823]

>>18465261

[Anonymous No.18478862]

a spic that literally always shits on trump got the 1,200 and i didn't. I'm not voting for this orange faggot

[Anonymous No.18478914]

>>18476221
Yes, if you file 2019 as independent you will get it. At the very least you'll get it on your 2020 return.

[Anonymous No.18478928]

How long does it usually take you to find out what you’re eligible for if you’re a non filer?

[Anonymous No.18478950]

>>18477168
I hope you kys for being worthless

[Anonymous No.18478965]

>>18478950
i plan on living a very long obese life

[Anonymous No.18478966]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc

[Anonymous No.18478995]

>>18478361
>>100k/year
> Middle Class
Fuck off dude

[Anonymous No.18479065]

>>18478995
You get less starting at $75k, and nothing at $100k. That covers a significant number of average, white-collar workers in the upper half of the middle class.

[Anonymous No.18479142]

Showing a pending transaction for me this morning.

[Anonymous No.18479281]

Still nothing. no linkies for me

[Anonymous No.18479304]

>>18478380
I'd rather ask ur mum for that

[Anonymous No.18479574]

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18479623]

>>18464922
bux acquired reporting

[Anonymous No.18479661]

I have been checking my wells fargo account every 10 fucking minutes since like 5am
Can you tell me what it says for you guys when you check here? https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof-wmsp/login

[Anonymous No.18479704]

>>18479661
>What to expect: Please wait here. This page will refresh automatically to let you in.

[Anonymous No.18479875]

>>18466948
Wtf I have been sending it through the mail this entire time.

[Anonymous No.18479907]

>>18479065
If you are single and make over $75k you are not middle class idiot

[Anonymous No.18479931]

>>18479661
Whoever thought it was a good idea to hand out the money all in one go was a fucking moron. They should have done this in waves. Starting with those that are in the lowest tax bracket leading up to the highest.

[Anonymous No.18479960]

WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.18479962]

>>18479931
>>18479704
youre supposed to wait for it to load tards. either way I got my answer elsewhere, seems like anyone using the Get My Payment tool from the irs site is getting the same shit

[Anonymous No.18480077]

>>18479907
>If you are single and make over $75k you are not middle class idiot

[Anonymous No.18480094]

>>18479907
>>18480077

[Anonymous No.18480490]

I got my trumpbux, but now I'm wondering we'll get another round at some point in the near future. 1k is great but how am I gonna pay for my crack addiction I mean bills????

[Anonymous No.18480654]

>tfw didn't qualify cause work pays me too much
it's not fucking fair. I want my trumpbuxx. fck all you poor shits

[Anonymous No.18480863]

>>18478928
For me I got the email in like 10 minutes saying I was approved

[Anonymous No.18480956]

>>18479962
I supposedly have received it but It will have to check my bank account when Im home.

[Anonymous No.18480962]

>>18464922
Mine showed up.

[Anonymous No.18480980]

>>18465509
>Bait still this gay. Was boring yesterday, faggot

[Anonymous No.18481000]

I didn't do taxes last or this year
Can I still get it?

[Anonymous No.18481047]

>>18481000
no you're fucked. you'll never get nothin! that said the website they setup is shit and it asks for your info but when you enter it and submit it just says it's having technical difficulties and to try again later.

[Anonymous No.18481049]

Checked my WellsFargo account at around 9am PST and it was in my account.

[Anonymous No.18481095]

>>18481049
im so ready to vote this orange pos out of office

[Anonymous No.18481116]

>>18479962
>Check few hours ago
>Payment status not available
>Check right now
>Payment status not available

[Anonymous No.18481122]

>>18474635
"This is our fucking freeloading son's room, who doesn't do shit..."

[Anonymous No.18481129]

>>18481095
I am too, though he'll probably win

[Anonymous No.18481139]

>>18481129
no gibss, no vote. NEETs rise

[Anonymous No.18481142]

>>18474810
Parents claimed your freeloading ass, huh?

[Anonymous No.18481154]

thx trump!!!!

[Anonymous No.18481165]

>>18481116
im locked out for 24 hours after checking a handful of times. fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk I hope I'm not ineligible through some bs with my work. both my friend and brother said they got theres

[Anonymous No.18481177]

>>18476605
No, they don't, only if the claimed person is under 17. College students and NEETs don't get a dime.

[Anonymous No.18481207]

>>18474635
GET A JOB BUM

[Anonymous No.18481268]

>>18464922
Only got about $200...
wish I was a best rn kek

[Anonymous No.18481291]

>>18479962
>youre supposed to wait for it to load
no if I spent another second on that page I'd have to bill you at the urgency rate

[Anonymous No.18481331]

>filed in 2018, with direct deposit
>website says information not available no deposit showing up on banking website
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGERS FUUUUUUUUCK ORANGE MAN BAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18481345]

>>18480490
selling that ass as per sop

[Anonymous No.18481557]

I have a question about eligibility if anyone knows the answer. I was a dependent in 2018 and independent in 2019, but I filed my taxes late (April 6th). Will the IRS use my 2019 dependency status or am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.18481601]

Entire house got ours.

[Anonymous No.18481663]

>>18480490
i think we'll likely see another one but i wouldnt be surprised if this is all we get too

[Anonymous No.18481827]

>>18481331
Its gonna be alright mane

[Anonymous No.18482060]

>>18481827
im gonna cry

[Anonymous No.18482074]

No bux yet

[Anonymous No.18482183]

>>18482060
>>18482074
Listen frens trumpbux is great and speaking as someone who supposedly has them im really looking forward to using them to fix my car. But is not the most important thing in the world. Its just fiat. Fiat is won and lost all the time. Use this time with people spending a shit load of money to make a business. You can do it. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.18482270]

>>18481331
had this to. had to update that WTF.

[Anonymous No.18482380]

>>18481557
>I was a dependent in 2018
>independent in 2019,
>but I filed my taxes late (April 6th).
April 6th is not late. The normal deadline is the 15th. They pushed it to July weeks ago.
>Will the IRS use my 2019 dependency status
You said you posted you filed independent in 2019. Pick one.
>or am I fucked?
Considering you either suck at trolling, or you're literally retarded, yes.

[Anonymous No.18482783]

Where are my Trumpbux!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18482928]

>>18464922
My mom got hers this morning, shes running to the market to buy me tendies right now!

[Anonymous No.18483432]

REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18483447]