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18449821 No.18449821 [Reply] [Original]

>just wagecuck and invest into ETFs until you’re 65 then die of a heart attack at 66 bro

>> No.18449857
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>>18449821
>Just live out of a van while investing 90% of your income into ETFs and crypto so you can retire at 35 bro!

>> No.18449864

>>18449821
Has anybody had to cut back on tipping their landlord? I used to go with a 20% tip, but have had to cut back to 5% and I feel kind of bad...

>> No.18449884

>>18449864
what

>> No.18449938

>>18449884
My bill for rent has a line for tipping on it so I'm seeing if anybody has had to deal with this before???

>> No.18449963

>>18449821
>just trade all day for 5-6%/yr for 10yrs and have a 30% draw down in a couple of weeks and kys

>> No.18449967

>>18449864
Not cool... they need to eat too bro. Greedy asshole

>> No.18450018

>>18449864
>tipping your landlord

>> No.18450064

>>18450018
Yeah, not sure must be an American thing but I don't want to be like blacks who don't tip

>> No.18450192

>>18449857
*transitions to an actual wizard from his lack of female contact*

>> No.18450204

>>18450192
I only fuck prostitutes.

>> No.18450238

>>18449938
>>18449864
You tip your fucking landlord? How Jewish is he

>> No.18450317

>>18449864
10/10 bait

>> No.18450361

>>18450238
What is wrong with you/why does that matter? I'm in America so maybe they don't tip where your at our something. Hope he doesn't tell others and they start giving me cold shoulders.

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>>18449821
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DONT RISK YOUR MONEY!!!!!!, GO ALL IN VTSAX AND COME BACK IN 50 YEARS WHEN THERE ARE BRIDGES TO THE SPACE AND INTERPLANETARY HUMAN EXPLORATION AND THE STOCK MARKET DOESNT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE!!!!

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>>18449821
Dont eat a 100% butter diet and retire at 40 instead.

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>>18449864
Unless theyre literal jews they will understand the cut from 20% due to the current circumstances but I'd make sure to make up for it by going at least 30% next year

>> No.18450627

>>18450538
>he thinks butter causes heart disease
https://youtu.be/NUY_SDhxf4k

>> No.18450654

>>18450627
https://youtu.be/gnq-2wRrdfw

>> No.18450657

I think this board is even more shitposty than /tv/ and that's saying a lot

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>>18450657

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>>18450192
>no way I'm not going to retire at 35 if women won't talk to me!

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>>18450657
There's no jannies, unless you summon them.
Watch this:
*ahem*

Nigger.

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>>18450569
True, I'll give them a call tomorrow. Might just take a loan and just give an advance on it so I don't have it keeping me up.

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>>18449864
Exquisite bait. 10/10. I salute you.

>> No.18450870

>>18450627
>he thinks butter causes heart disease

Growing up I always heard butter was bad for you and caused high cholesterol. I guess that's been unproven, huh?

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>>18450204

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>>18450806
Jannie is a mess
Jannie is a waste
Jannie is a big fat mistake

>> No.18450913

>>18449821
Well this is the mantra I lived by 2 years ago when I yolod into weedstocks. Turned 40k into 250k and turned that 250k into 10k. Was it worth it? Probably not. But fuck me I had to try escaping the inevitable lifetime of wageslaving. At least I tried. Now I face what I was bound to face regardless, a lifetime of wageslaving..

>> No.18450936

>>18449864
i only do so after he fixes something that is in dire need
like when the a/c goes out
or water is running brown again
or toilet backs up and floods the bedroom & kitchen floor again
or gates outside my windows look like theyve been tampered with

>> No.18450947

>>18449821
Grocery workers are about to get 25k
NEETS btfo

>> No.18450976

>>18450913
>Turned 40k into 250k and turned that 250k into 10k.

What happen anon?

>> No.18451671

>>18449884
its bait anon

>> No.18451919

>>18449821
my dad actually said this to me once.

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>>18451919
Take his advice except die right now