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>> No.18436688

>>18436667
There was already a thread up made earlier. /smg/ hasnt been used to this much volume before. Gonna need people to start saying ahead of time who is and isnt making a thread.

>> No.18436692

>>18436688
Oh. I thought that's the old one.
We use this one later.

>> No.18436699

>>18434264
>>18434264
>>18434264
>>18434264

>>18434264
>>18434264
>>18434264
THIS ONE FIRST

>> No.18436750

>>18436692
It’s got like 80 posts. Thread limit is 310. Check the catalog before you start a thread: type smg in the search and then see if there are any threads not yet at limit.

>> No.18436774

How long until the market opens?

>> No.18436786

>>18436774
Google called for you

>> No.18436796

>>18436786
How long? Stock open. pls.

>> No.18436818

>>18436786
sir
when stock open sir

>> No.18436856 [DELETED] 

>Anticipated a red day and made a huge play into SQQQ
>Futures confirm my hunch
>Stay up all night watching, doing research and getting ready to make plays
>Futures now recovering

>> No.18437122
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18437122

ATTENTION RETARDS:

Newfags let me give you two pieces of advice:
1. Lurk more (you're embarrassing yourselves with your retard posting).
2. Use google.

Or you will simply never make it (like the retard above).

>> No.18437131

>>18437122
Nice side arm pit

>> No.18437135
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18437135

>>18437122
that's lowkey a guy

>> No.18437752
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18437752

post yfw bobo missed the dip

>> No.18437757
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18437757

OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO DUMP?

>> No.18437762
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18437762

Rise and shine, bobos. We've got a market to crash.

>> No.18437765
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18437765

Invest in BAM, NET, and RTX for unprecedented gains.

>> No.18437771

Why did I listen to you retards and not buy more TSLA

>> No.18437782

i am prepared for big red dildo yes

>> No.18437783
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18437783

WE GOIN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>> No.18437793
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18437793

Those are some nice futures you got there. Would be a shame if something happened to them.

>> No.18437794

>>18437771
Because it's gonna go back down to $300 in a few weeks.

>> No.18437797

SPY puts are on the menu today boys.

>> No.18437798

Futures heading back up, boys.
Almost to the green.

>> No.18437800
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18437800

Oilbros, when do we stop being greedy...

>> No.18437801
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18437801

>>18437783
>he bought?
>domp eet

>> No.18437802
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18437802

>>18437757
>Zey sink zat l'huile eez going to dahmp?
>Pahmp eet.

>> No.18437805

>>18437771
TSLA is tech bitcoin
Regular investment or trading logic does not apply

>> No.18437807
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18437807

>>18437122
don't listen to this guy. we need you lurkers posting ASAP. you are our reversal indicator, thank you for your service.

>> No.18437814

>>18437797
Of course, but how long out?

>> No.18437816

>>18437765
you are not doing it right. Only shill scam penny stocks and bioshit memes on smg

>> No.18437821
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18437821

LIKE POTTERY

>> No.18437823

>>18437122
Man she's so pretty. I just want to find her,chop her head off and drink her blood like it's a coconut.

>> No.18437824

Is there any reason I shouldn't be in WTI if I am long on oil. Some anon last thread triggered me

>> No.18437828

>>18437816
I just want to share the prosperity, fren.

>> No.18437831

Glad I bought some TRGP on April 3rd.

>> No.18437837

>>18437807
This. Newfags please speak up so I can do the opposite of whatever you're doing.

>> No.18437843

who here into ATHX?

>> No.18437846

Newfag here, Im buying all the SQQQ I can afford at the opening bell

>> No.18437849
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18437849

Bros.... I'm not feeling greedy or cocky
I don't know what to do lol

>> No.18437850
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18437850

>>18437771
>50% of workforce laid off
>AYO BUY

>> No.18437851

>>18437843
Fuck off athx shill

>> No.18437859

>>18437824
CONTANGO
O
N
T
A
N
G
O

>> No.18437863

>>18437846
Oh fuck. This unironically means we go up.

>> No.18437865

>>18437843
Shit is mooning, bruv. I used to hold it, but I eventually cut my losses and then went all in on RTX.

>> No.18437869

>>18437846
Thanks for your money.

>> No.18437871

>>18437849
Do nothing then

>> No.18437872

BIOC is such a fucking money printer

>> No.18437875

TWO MINUTES

PLACES EVERYONE

>> No.18437876
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18437876

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18437883

>>18437846
Can you actually buy TQQQ instead so my puts print today? Thanks.

>> No.18437887

>>18437863
I dunno, the first time I bought SQQQ at open we went down. I made money. It's like when the dealer gives you good coke, and then walks on the rest of the shit.

>> No.18437888
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18437888

It's gonna pump isn't it?

>> No.18437889

>>18437814
Mine is 4/24 but I probably should have gone farther

>> No.18437897

holy shit look at the volume on SPXL

>> No.18437898

>>18437888
Yup.

>> No.18437900

>>18437888
So far so good.

>> No.18437906
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18437906

>>18437888
yes

>> No.18437908

>>18437888
it's irrational, but also priced in so yes

>> No.18437909

>>18437875
Two? You mean twelve?

>> No.18437911

>>18437757
So oil stocks will be going down?

>> No.18437916

>>18437871
Yeah that's what I'm doing

>> No.18437917

>pump past 50% retrace despite massive resistance at SPY 280
If we do I honestly give up bearing because it's an uphill battle by design.

>> No.18437919

>>18437849
Not making a move is also a move

>> No.18437921

>>18437888
yes yes jerome your zimbabwe banana market is indeed getting pumped with your fake money

>> No.18437925
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18437925

For any canabros or those interested in trading TSX

>>>18437562
>>18437562
>>>18437562
>>18437562

>> No.18437926

>>18437897
Pump and dump.

>> No.18437937

VDE IS ABOUT TO MOON

>> No.18437940
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18437940

RAYTHEON CHADS SOUND OFF

>> No.18437941

Does TSX open today?

>> No.18437942

>>18437917
Only robots care about technicals.

>> No.18437946

>>18437940
Reporting in

>> No.18437947

>>18437849
why do people draw these outfits?
they look like shit, i dont understand why weebs subscribe to more skin = good, when the best waifu's wear long sleeve, skirt and thigh highs. the only skin that should be showing is thighs.

whats the appeal of this outfit, please inform me because the only people i can think of that would find this outfit attractive are teenagers just going through puberty. Then again my preferred tag is clothed sex so maybe im retarded

>> No.18437951

Insider info,... If you are in BorgWarner sell.

>> No.18437953

>>18437897
fuck
>>18437917
I would wait for 295 or if this proves to be a crab sometime soon. If there aren't lower entries, we may have other problems to deal with.

>> No.18437954

fuck bros I love this thrill so much. no wonder so many people get addicted to gambling

>> No.18437963

>>18437942
Robots move 80% of the market so it's good to know how they operate.

>> No.18437965

>>18437837
GOING ALL IN ON SPY

>> No.18437968

SQQQ reporting in, ready to lose money

>> No.18437969

>>18437771
Short that fucking stock, the sooner Musk's literal pipe dreams are over, the better.

>> No.18437971
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18437971

>>18437888
do you think this reddit guy who was shorting on friday is crying

>> No.18437972

CCL chads i sold at 13 WHAT IS THE RE-ENTRY?

>> No.18437976

>>18437837
SHORTING SPY

>> No.18437977

T MINUS 9 MINUTES TO BLASTOOOOFFFF!!

>> No.18437978

>>18437947
You're a refined anon amidst a sea of plebeians.

>> No.18437979

>>18437963
It’s true the last couple months have been a blast

>> No.18437982
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18437982

>>18437947
i got you buddy

>> No.18437983
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18437983

Can you lads feel it? Something big is just over that horizon.

>> No.18437985

>>18437971
i mean i would be

>> No.18437986

ALRIGHT LADS.

ENOUGH OF THIS BEAR BS

DEPLOYING 10K.

FUCK THE BEARS

FUCK THE SHORTS

FUCK WSB

GOD BLESS J POWELL

GOD BLESS THE FED

GOD BLESS D J TRUMP

>> No.18437989

here i go! all in on spy!

>> No.18437991

>>18437977
It will be sooner. No chance for the bears to sell flat.

>> No.18437995

>>18437971
Literally uninstall the app, it’s that easy

>> No.18437999

>even the futures volumes are low
Its literally just a game of shorts this week again.

>> No.18438002

>>18437986
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.18438005

>>18437982
You joke, but nun/burqa outfits are peak hotness (as long as the girl underneath is shapely and hot)

>> No.18438008
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18438008

>Carnival shares plummetting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED REDDITORS

>> No.18438013

>>18437954
this is why i hate weekends now. ever since i started swing and day trading i cant stand fucking weekends

>> No.18438014
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18438014

>>18437941

9:30 EST, same hours as NYSE - often same holidays

>> No.18438021
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18438021

>>18437986
>'e gave up and went long?

>> No.18438022

>futures -0.05%
OH NOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18438023

>>18437953
Honestly I'm probably going to sit the morning out and see how the day looks, if we get another crab frenzy like Thursday I'm going to buy puts, but if we break through SPY 280 I'm sitting out until this insane bull run is over.

>> No.18438026

>>18437986
>>18437989
>>18437977
>>18437965
Biggest sell signal
Going balls deep in spy puts 2 weeks out

>> No.18438028
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18438028

OH NO

>> No.18438029

>>18437972
the pump is fake its literally from saudis who bought shares. if anything short it

>> No.18438032

>>18437986
Thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.18438035

>>18438026
Oh look, I found another premium customer

>> No.18438036
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18438036

JUST OPEN ALREADY

>> No.18438038

>>18438023
If we hit 280 the pump will be eternal

>> No.18438039

>>18438028
this is the sell signal. people are getting bullish.

>> No.18438040

Why does investing in the tock market make me feel like such a fucking degenerate? I'm literally putting all my money into it.

>> No.18438041

Oilbros check in

PDS is blasting off!

KOS on standby

>> No.18438045

>>18437843
Actually will moon to 12 if trial reads out positive this year, chynah virus or not...

>> No.18438043

Is it ideal to be trading in dollars and using an american broker? I assume international options exist, but since I'm an american citizen I'd like to go for the best options.

>> No.18438047

>>18438029
>if bad guys buy stocks then the number is not real

>> No.18438046

>>18438026
the thing is anon those are 4 people, now go to wsb

>> No.18438049

>>18437986
based and SPXL pilled, with your luck today will be the second drop down so just remember to hold for 6 months

>> No.18438050

IT'S STARTING TO DIP BACK DOWN

>> No.18438052

>>18438028
>last week Goldman says we have another leg down
>this week Goldman says the bottom is in
Fuck em.

>> No.18438054
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18438054

>>18437801
>>18437802
understood. blueing the market.

>> No.18438055

>>18437940
based missilechads

>> No.18438061

Should I hold AMC and hope it survives, or just take the hit and sell at a loss?

>> No.18438062
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18438062

Energy chads RISE UP!

>> No.18438069

CRAMER FARTED ON LIVE TV

>> No.18438070

>>18438029
i was in from 8.25-13 i assure you it wasn't fake

>> No.18438077

>>18438045
>>18438045
i hope so. i have $1,200 of my poorfagbux tied up in it

>> No.18438078

>>18438028
>>18438026
bullish

>> No.18438080

>>18438029
Why would they have bought the dip if it wasn't a good financial decision?

>> No.18438081

>>18438008
They took on like $4 billion in debt at 12% interest and another $2 billion at 6%

They are fucked for years to come

>> No.18438082

>>18438069
Bullish

>> No.18438085
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18438085

Good luck, frens.

>> No.18438088

>wake up
>launch terminal
>sip coffee
>watch my oil short that's now worth 200k
nice. nice

>> No.18438092
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18438092

>>18438069

>> No.18438097

>CHYNA
>CHYNA
>CHYNA
>CHYNA

>> No.18438099

Go go play some video games so i won't have to witness my longs getting the L in real time

>> No.18438101

>>18438046
What is wsb, is that a new general on /biz/

>> No.18438107

>>18438088
You have a terminal?

>> No.18438110
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18438110

Hey biz I want invest because memes
Rate my decision

>> No.18438109

>>18438047
no its a fake pump because the shares are only going up from short term spike in demand because they were trying to acquire the company, nobody else is going to touch tht shit with a 10 foot pole. who the fuck is going to buy vacation cruises corona plague ships during the worst recession in 100 years

>> No.18438116

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

Ze' bought?
DUMP IT

>> No.18438119

Any of you hold etf long term or mainly individual stocks.

>> No.18438122

>>18438062
i have 10 shares in UGAZ that has been doing me well the last 2 weeks

>> No.18438124
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18438124

post SELL if you're selling
post BUY if you're buying

>> No.18438123
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18438123

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18438130

>>18438021
>Implying I was ever a filthy degenerate bear

>> No.18438131

Here comes the bait dump.

>> No.18438132
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18438132

WHAT WA S THAT

>> No.18438139

>>18438124
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18438141

>>18438124
But anon I just LARP as a bull when it goes down and as a bear when it goes up

>> No.18438142

Is this the end of the bull trap?

>> No.18438143

>>18438131
literally every fucking time

>> No.18438144

no no no n ono

>> No.18438147
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18438147

>>18438124
BUY (DXD SDS QID)

>> No.18438150

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18438151
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18438151

so that's all you got bears? that's it?

>> No.18438152
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18438152

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>> No.18438155
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18438155

>>18436667
if life is all about making money and you're here making trades, your life is not wasted.

>> No.18438157

>>18438070
what i mean is the pump is not a trend, its going to reverse now that the saudis bought their shares up

>no bailouts from governments
>loss of skilled employees who leave to find other jobs
>no customer base for next 2 years
>massive overhead costs of ship repair and maintenance
>at least gas is cheap

yeah im thinking no, they havent hit bottom.

>> No.18438159
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18438159

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18438161

share link to Cramer plz sirs

>> No.18438163

>>18437757
why are they increasing(?) their capacity when a deal was made? or what does it mean

>> No.18438167
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18438167

>>18438130
>i hate making money, grrr!
either way, thank you for driving the market down, senpai!

>> No.18438170

CIRCUIT BREAKER?

>> No.18438174

Enjoy the crab day.

>> No.18438175
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>> No.18438178

>>18438110
A+ decision making

>> No.18438183

>>18438155
It was supposed to be sarcasm.
If you're living off of trading you're technically a neet.

>> No.18438185
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18438185

I sincerely hope all of the bulls these past few threads were LARPing.

>> No.18438188

>>18438080
do you know how much money they have? you realize those saudi royals literally decorate their gold plated yachts with 300 million dollar van gough paintings right? they dont care if its a good or bad financial decision, they just want to own it. long term im sure its an ok play. but why would you tie your money up in that instead of putting it into something that will grow this year instead of stagnating until corona goes away?

>> No.18438191
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18438191

>>18437911
nope

>> No.18438196

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18438201
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18438201

I sold the top Thursday I am a fucking genius

>> No.18438203

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18438204

>>18437986
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY LIFE SAVINGS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18438205
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18438205

DOW IN FREEFALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>> No.18438208
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18438208

>was about to buy into OKE
>decide to wait a few minutes
>It starts plummetting
Yes... Keep falling...

>> No.18438210
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18438210

you thought you could stop me?

>> No.18438212
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18438212

>>18438178
Thank u
Btw I keep my savings in roubles

>> No.18438213
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18438213

Time for a Trump Pump

>> No.18438214

>>18438041
MTDR checking in

>> No.18438218
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18438218

Lol

>> No.18438220

>>18438205
Don't fall for it. It's dumping the last 3 hours not the last 3 days,

>> No.18438223

I am financially ruined.

>> No.18438222

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.18438225
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18438225

>Cramer: "I took the mask off"

>> No.18438226

NO SUPPORT UNTIL DOW 8K OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODD

>> No.18438230

TRUMP, JEROME DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS

>> No.18438231

WTF NOW ITS PUMPING. WHY

>> No.18438233
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18438233

>>18437658
>>18437679
It tells you where the resistance was.

We were in a short upward trend inside an upward trend.

>> No.18438234

>>18438201
bitch I sold in early february

>> No.18438236
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>-1.16%
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18438237

>>18438205
It's only 260 points. It will pump.

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>he bought the top of an irrational bear market rally after a 10 year bullmarket, the longest in US history, expecting a new ATH soon

Lmao. My puts may be toast, but that doesn't change the fact that you are about to get bent over, bullkeks. Better luck next time.

>> No.18438239

>>18438185
The market is irrational only in the short term, the sheer devastation of COVID-19 will fallout over months, not weeks.

The only thing keeping the market going up has been brr, they literally simply can't afford to keep it up at the rate they have been. Mnuchin will get it going in time for Drumphie's re-election but it wouldn't surprise me if they cooled things down for a few months.

>> No.18438241

>>18438210
>-0.8%
>Wow, reamly impressive bobo

>> No.18438242

>>18438218
yeah im thinking movie theaters are dead forever. unironically drive thrus will make a comeback

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>>18438213
>9:31
LMAO THE DESPARATION

>> No.18438250

bear trap is about to burst

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>>18438204

>> No.18438252

Mmmmmmh just got me some more cheap RTX for 63!

>> No.18438253

>>18437876
My chart, I was right :)

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>leveraged x20

-20%

>> No.18438259

>>18438223>>18438226
>>18438230
>>18438236

just chill faggots, its the swing traders selling to lock in their profits from last week. buy your cheap calls while its dumping right now

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>>18438241
give it time, brother

>> No.18438263

im gun shy on bear etfs after the rectal blasting jerome gave me last week. not sure what to do here bearbros...

>> No.18438267

>>18438234
why not buy in for that nice 25% rally then sell again?

>> No.18438268

>bears getting this cocky 8 minutes into the day

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

>> No.18438270

>>goldman sachs telling normies to start buying so they can get out

you didn't buy anons, right?

>> No.18438271

Nice beartrap.

>> No.18438275

annnnnnnnd we’re back

>> No.18438276

>>18438259
just so you know, I am financially ruined is a biz shitpost

>> No.18438279

>>18438256
based. you are going to make a lot of money today hold strong

>> No.18438281

>>18438212
Cute

>> No.18438285

Is that the best you got bobos

>> No.18438286

>>18438276
quit spoonfeeding you fucking faggot

>> No.18438288

>>18438256
LMAO you thought you were safe

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>>18438259
what part of "I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED" do you not understand?

>> No.18438290

>>18438174
>day
more like a crab week

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>> No.18438307

someone share the Cramer live feed plz.

>> No.18438309

>volume already dead
Alright bros, see you last 30 minutes before closing

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>>18438262
okay guys i hacked the fed mainframe
pumping is now set to OFF.

>> No.18438314

I welcome the crab as long as we don’t have retarded 3%+ green days

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>>18438290
not today

>> No.18438319
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18438319

>just got into investing
>watched 250 dollars go up 25% in a week
>already lost that much in 10 minutes
how do you people stay same like this

>> No.18438322

>>18438204
MY PAIN IS UNIMAGINABLE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18438324

>>18438312
HIT ENTER YOU RETARDED BEAR

>> No.18438325

>>18438312
thanks man, things can start to make sense again

>> No.18438329

Pulled the SQQQ stop loss

NOW DUMP GODDAMN

>> No.18438330

>NQ green with a pump, Dow in a bear trap.
>bears cheering.
Yup, I'm buying.

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>>18438307

>> No.18438332
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UCK WAS THAT?

>> No.18438334

>>18438218
You think it'd be good to pick up some shares in Cinemark?

>> No.18438336

>>18438319
It's called risk management retard.

Some of us actually know what we're doing.

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>>18438281
Indeed I am
Marry me

>> No.18438341

>>18438312
wait did you actually do it?

>> No.18438342

HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS I'VE CASH HERE ANONS

>> No.18438344

>>18438331
>BioAnal Sys
this is gold, thanks for sharing this anon.

>> No.18438348

Bless uco for me, I need to get my shekels back

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>>18438275
>>18438285

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>> No.18438353

I sold all my shares, but it keeps saying “investing” on Robinhood and the number keeps fluctuating? /newb/ here doesn’t understand

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18438355

What do you call this pattern?

>> No.18438357

>>18438253
So what's next or on tap for this week?

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>>18438270
of course not

>> No.18438361

get your UGAZ

>> No.18438362

>>18438355
give a monkey an account

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18438366

3 BAR PLAY !!!

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>>18438307
>The fell for the Saudi Investment pump?

>> No.18438369

>>18438355
The Millennial

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>>18438336
I don't hedge, I just fucking gamble.

>> No.18438373

>>18438322
Post a screenshot

>> No.18438375

>>18437888
I want to pump that smug anime girl full of white, sticky fluid if you know what I mean.

>> No.18438378

It's OVER you naive fools
There won't BE a Dow Jones index after today is over.

>> No.18438379

>>18438353
HAHAHAHAH you never sold

>> No.18438381

NOOO NOT MY LEVERAGINOS

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18438384

>VXX red

ah fuck me

>> No.18438385

>>18438263
Got into SH, no leverage so you can sleep at night. Worst case scenario we go back to ATHs

>> No.18438386

GET ON THE UGAZ TRAIN WITH ME GOYS

>> No.18438389

>>18438378
I'm scared the printers will start back up
hold me, anon

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18438402

>he didn’t buy SQQQ

>> No.18438405

Jerome inbound.

>> No.18438407

Hahahaha, so do we buy oil right now or does it still plummet?

>> No.18438408

>>18438322
You do not know what pain is yet. You will learn.

>> No.18438409

>>18438355
Mode unlocked: flatten the curve

>> No.18438411

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WONT ALLOW ME TO SELL THE APP IS BUGGED COME ON IM LOSING GAINS YOU NIGGER

>> No.18438413
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goodbye america

>> No.18438414

BEAR GANG RISE UP

>> No.18438416

>>18438270
They said opposite of what the market does though

>> No.18438418

>>18438336
my risk management was just putting in money I could afford to lose in order to learn desu

>> No.18438419

Robinhood is so fucking glitched. It said I lost 10% of my entire portforlio after I market sold a stock and then it went back to normal. Almost gave me a heart attack.

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>>18438341
>>18438325
no problem lads, enough of those jewish tricks

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18438422

STOP SELLING

>> No.18438424

START PRINTING JEROME!!1

>> No.18438425

>>18438389
>VIX is under 40
It's over bears.

>> No.18438427

Oh, hi. Didn't see you there *SNORT* it's been a while since we talk.

I've been so busy lately. Ever since I went all in on UVXY and 10x my money *SNORT* I've been living life to the fullest.

I just bought a jetski. The type with two sprays.

I met the love of my life, too. *SNORT* She's a swimwear model from Bulgaria.

>> No.18438428

JEROME FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU BOOMER PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.18438429

>-1%
When does the real panic set in

>> No.18438430

I might be retarded but can anyone point me to a retard proof guide/explanation on finding support and resistance levels?

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>>18438338
>>18438281
>>18438212
>>18438178
>>18438110
you people seriously should kill yourselves. i'm not being ironic. it's gay enough to like anime already, but people who constantly post these le cute xD pictures are sad, it's sad to watch, and more importantly it's shitting up my board. please kill yourself so you can be with your half rat half dog anime girlfriend. remove yourself from existence.

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>>18438422
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID CLOWN PUSSY

>> No.18438439

JEROME ITS GOING DOWN
YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER PRIIIINNNTT
PPPRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNTTTT,!!!

>> No.18438440

>>18437800
I used your oil stocks as a frame of reference.
Bought all I could afford atm, might transfer another 500

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18438441

they loaded the dip

40 points until my liquidation

>> No.18438446

>>18438411
Fucking robinhood.

IM stuck as well

>> No.18438450

>>18438440
still going to hold. no point in selling

>> No.18438452

>>18438357
This is the top.

>>18438418
That's not risk management and it sounds like you learned nothing desu.

>> No.18438453

>>18438430
support and resistance refers to big trades that are on standby from whales. they literally mean that someone or a bunch of people are holding shit up/down all on their own. you can see this kind of thing on things like TOS

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>>18438434
We did it AMChads.

>> No.18438455

>>18438429
it doesn't, printers will start once boomers are under any real threat

>> No.18438457

>>18438338
Don't joke around... I'll do it

>> No.18438458

>>18438402
lol, more like still holding from last time

>> No.18438460

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!

>> No.18438462

The NASDAQ is PLUNGING right now
DAMN

>> No.18438464

>>18438428
It's not even a new low yet. Wait for it.

>> No.18438463

>>18438411
>>18438441
>>18438446
>he bought?

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>> No.18438468

I think that was the end of the dump.

>> No.18438470
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18438470

MRNA POPPING OFF

GET IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>> No.18438476

>>18438460
JP Morgan's earnings are due tomorrow. If banks earnings are fucked this week then expect a huge leg down

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>>18438450
Me too homie
Question is do I buy more, MTDR looks pretty good too

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>>18438436
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18438493

Should I buy more WTI now??????

I already have 9k of it.

>> No.18438494

>GEO up
>Tankers up bigly
>ET up
>RD.B up
>OKE barely down

C'mon

>> No.18438495

>>18438470
uggg
no more biotechs. let me recover anon

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>>18438432
you ur no kawaii

>> No.18438501

>>18438468
No new lows will be happening. They pumped to get a bear trap going.

>> No.18438504

>watchlist bright red
God bless

>> No.18438507

Damn, guess I got too cocky, really thought I could hold oil options through the weekend and thought 10% cut in oil would mean 10% rise in prices guess I fucked up, it actually means oil = 15 a barrel

Guess everyone needed Easter to know we are all gonna die haha thanks to Anthony Falci for keeping us alll real see ya boys at 26000

>> No.18438514

FUCKING FINALLY i lost like 50 dollars of possible gains on this shit
>>18438463
yes i bought the dip and sold it rn

>> No.18438516

>>18438432
fuckin based m8y fuck anime

>> No.18438520
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18438520

is anyone going to try and short banks?

>> No.18438521

>>18438452
unironically though I actually did place a sell order for 3/4 of it around 7 this morning, so I'm still at a decent gain for this being my first time. I'm holding onto the rest to see what happens longer term

>> No.18438525

>>18438479
yeah i wish i could buy more

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18438527

I AM FINANCIALLY LARGELY UNCHANGED

>> No.18438529

what the fuck are you idiots sperging about we are crabbing

>> No.18438531

>>18438479
I say no. Recent oil gains are pretty insane. I'm up 50% on MRO from just a week and a half ago. I don't think there's much upside left short term. In fact a 5% correction wouldn't surprise me at all. We're way, way, way up from the lows of not-too-long-ago.

If you're buying long then go for it.

>> No.18438537

>>18438411
I can't even cancel my sell orders
lawsuit incoming

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18438540

>DFS
>-8%
Jerome?!?

>> No.18438546

>>18438432
why did you include me in this post? All I did was respond to a shit post with a shit post

>> No.18438550

>>18438183
and that's a good thing. honestly if anything you're not a NEET you're an entrepreneur running his own small business. you're basically calling small business owners NEETs.

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Imagine not being an energy chad right now

>> No.18438561

>>18438432
sad little hater xdddd

>> No.18438562

why is tsla such a good performer? i shoudl hae just swapped my IRA to all TSLA a couple weeks ago

>> No.18438563

>>18438479
i dont know why im so addicted to looking at it even though im going long

>> No.18438566

>>18438531
>buying long
Yup, then fuck it I'm going for it

>> No.18438571

>>18438527
Kek

>> No.18438576

>>18438562
midwits trying to forecast future earnings potential

>> No.18438580

>>18438552
>>18438552
needs some UGAZ

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>>18438566

hope you got in on that dip anon. wish i did before this just happened

>> No.18438596

>>18438576
fucking look at that shit, its gonna break 600 today isnt it

>> No.18438597

>>18438507
>Jerome trying to save the market with his printer
>Trump thinks he can save oil with "oil talks going well"
>during an economy shattering pandemic

The hubris of man never ceases to amaze me.

>> No.18438601

>sold mro call on the initial slide
>going back up

What do you call a stock changing 14% in 20 minutes

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>>18438110
great idea, let us know how that goes!

>> No.18438611

>>18438601
Volatility

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>>18438601
bogged

>> No.18438616

no fuck I already sold right before the dip, keep crashing so I can take advantage of it

>> No.18438621

>>18438601
a money making opportunity

>> No.18438623

>>18438597
don't get too cocky bearbro. if trump says "open" I'm getting out of my positions. I don't fuck with options, but i know that it will be no time to be a bear when he says fucking "open."

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I really fucking hate being on the naughty boy list

>> No.18438635

>>18438432
That person was a kike

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>>18438499
>haha xD ur so mad bro look at the cute anime girl
Like I said, you should fucking kill yourself.

Imagine being an adult man and saving this shit on your computer, hundreds of images of cartoon children... Imagine being so obsessed with it that you post it everywhere and can't stop yourself from talking about it.

Fuck off you faggot.

>>18438546
Fag enabler.

>> No.18438652

grab some VXX too goys. gnite im going to bed i was up all night and this shit sucks

>> No.18438664

It's official, Cramer said HAL and SLB gonna live

>> No.18438670

>americans wake up and start buying "cheap oil"
god you fucking idiots

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18438674

My god it doesn't look good for the bulls

>> No.18438675

Just now on CNBC, Jim Kramer, "If you're shorting Oil, you're going against the tide..."

Just now on CNBC, Jim Kramer, "If you're shorting Oil, you're going against the tide..."

Just now on CNBC, Jim Kramer, "If you're shorting Oil, you're going against the tide..."

>> No.18438678

Cramer said green monday, inverse cramer reliable as always...

>> No.18438683

>>18438664
Cramer is a bit late to the party. My MRO is up 50% and my SLB is up 30% (and I was late to the party on SLB, fuck...)

SLB still paying >10% divvies by the way.

>> No.18438684

>>18438651
sorry bud, I don't like anime but this is an anime imageboard. Surely reddit is a better choice for you online needs

>> No.18438691

>>18438681

>>18438681

>>18438681

>>18438681

>>18438681

>>18438681

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>>18438683
Oh, I know, believe me

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18438696

TURN THE FUCKING PRINTER BACK ON NOW!

>> No.18438699

>>18438664
HAL is a deep state organ, of course it'll live.

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>>18438674
Zoom in.

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>>18438590
Wish I could have afforded as much as you oil bro
I'm just a humble wagie whose trying to get his 700 dollars back that he lost options trading because Jerome fucked his puts

>> No.18438709

>>18438674
Jeromeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.18438713

>>18438675
le TV advice

>> No.18438718

>>18438664
Yeah but they're going down along with most oil.

Storage is still a problem.

Demand is still a problem, and as soon as prolonged quarantine is official, it'll dip more.

I'm going in HAL at 7$

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>>18438651
You cannot hope to stop this.

>> No.18438730

>>18438675
share link or fake

>> No.18438733

>>18438695
Holy fuck dude, good job.

>> No.18438752

>>18438719
ok i laughed a bit at this, well played.

>> No.18438776

>>18438695
What do I buy today based oil and energy bro?

>> No.18438790
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>>18438603
But I am too lazy to start
wat do
>>18438651
Im 18
Am I an adult? I feel muself like a smol girl

>> No.18438892

>>18437876
I think the channel is tilted, it's still inside. The doji before the selected bottom should be the real bottom's basis.

>> No.18438939

>>18438366
3 bar play requires the fist bar to be the first to break support/resistance. Also the tail on the second bar is too long. This is merely a pseudo-3 bar play. It's a bear trap. You heard it here first.

>> No.18439121

ATHX pivotal clin trial authorized by FDA, dat juiyc n=400

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>>18438432
who pissed in your coffee this morning?

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>>18438110
it will work out as long as you choose your memes wisely.

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