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Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:23:10 2020 No.18413142 [Reply] [Original]

Yes hello broker, it's me Chad.
Place a buy order for ________

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:24:13 2020 No.18413160 RTX

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:24:36 2020 No.18413173 22 million Bitcoins

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:24:54 2020 No.18413180 pinakion token

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:25:06 2020 No.18413183 100 Shares of AMRN

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:25:58 2020 No.18413197 100 kilo .9999 gold bars And 4 hookers

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:26:03 2020 No.18413198 SLV

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:26:31 2020 No.18413208 >>18413142 AMD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:26:33 2020 No.18413209 Underaged asian girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:28:36 2020 No.18413247 Racism 100x

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:29:05 2020 No.18413256 BSV, unironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:29:12 2020 No.18413260 File: 44 KB, 720x611, pepe-chad-sleek-n-tears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18413142 Eth

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:30:05 2020 No.18413274 African slave futures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:31:05 2020 No.18413292 >>18413142 GME like a real chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:34:36 2020 No.18413337 File: 1.21 MB, 1700x1180, 627cd579-b7f2-4793-9a10-aac61e247788..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18413142 milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:37:41 2020 No.18413374 File: 183 KB, 1024x791, Kris-Humphries-and-Kim-Kardashian-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18413142 Chainlink

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:37:54 2020 No.18413377 File: 28 KB, 455x800, 1498165121058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A chad would never invest in crypto. Crypto is only for nerds and trannies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:38:56 2020 No.18413390 >>18413142 do brokers provide any advice? why can't i just buy my own shares directly on the exchange if the only function a broker performs is placing buy or sell orders for me, why do i need a brokers license to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:40:15 2020 No.18413412 >>18413142 40,000 shares preferred of Palantir. I know it’s not public but make it happen. 1,000 Eth 100,000 LINK 2 BRAP (broker this finna make me rich)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:40:50 2020 No.18413419 For white whore with tight pink pussy and small bubble butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:41:58 2020 No.18413435 File: 87 KB, 1024x958, 1586473025755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes, Warren, we have a low P/E and low Price/Book, how could you tell

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:47:05 2020 No.18413498 File: 207 KB, 1242x1394, gigachink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10 million spy puts