/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18394359]

I'm fat, stupid, lazy, and poor. I don't want to be fat, stupid, lazy, and poor anymore. Please help my /biz/. I didn't listen 10 years ago when Bitcoin was less than a dime. I didn't listen and didn't have the money when you told me to buy Link or when that amazing anon told everyone Etherum was going to full-cycle in a month. I'm sorry.
I have $1000 now and I'm listening. Please, tell me what I have to do.

[Anonymous No.18394399]

Sorry dude but if you're fat that means you lack discipline and there is literally zero hope for a pathetic fat lazy shit like you

[Anonymous No.18394423]

>>18394359
buy tezos

[Anonymous No.18394442]

>>18394359

use the $1000 to buy a gun 1 bullet and some pain pills

[Anonymous No.18394515]

>>18394442
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.18394549]

>>18394359
This is your last chance OP. Buy RSR. Not sure if not is best time if you want to get in on absolute bottom. But it's long hold anyway.

[Anonymous No.18394554]

>>18394359
There isn’t much you can do about being retarded, but being fat and lazy can easily be remedied if you’re willing to put in at least SOME effort. Also we’re all poor here. Also keep in mind that your miserable time on this shithole planet is still worth absolutely nothing, even if you’re thin, well-read, disciplined, and rich. You’ll never be in a position where you’ll have a strong impact on human progress going forward so who cares?

[Anonymous No.18394581]

>>18394359
Stop jerking, stop eating sugar, do fit.
If you can do these 3 things for 6 months, you will not be a pussy anymore.

[Anonymous No.18394767]

>>18394359
not everyone is meant to make it anon.

[Anonymous No.18394860]

>>18394767
what?
but biz told me the we are all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18395154]

>>18394399
>>18394423
>>18394442
>>18394549
>>18394554
>>18394581
>>18394767
Thank you. I'm going to go do this right now. I'm trying to figure out how to use the IDEX or HOTBIT exchanges, since these are the ones people are recommending. Do you know how to use them?
Also, how do I get a wallet?

[Anonymous No.18395492]

Alright, I went with IDEX. I am on the new wallet tab. Do I create a wallet here or somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.18395510]

Sorry, wrong pic.

[Anonymous No.18395657]

>>18395510
alright anon I will mentor you, can you send me this secure string so I can consult you further when you top-up idex balance?

[Anonymous No.18395793]

Like >>18394581 said, and a heavy emphasis on /fit/ routine is discipline and discipline is how you won't be lazy. Don't listen to anons who say you need money to have the freedom to improve, they are crabs in a bucket. There's always an excuse, you need to make the time.

[Anonymous No.18395875]

>>18394581
>thinks anyone is able to stop eating sugar

[Anonymous No.18396106]

>>18395657

[Anonymous No.18396165]

>he thinks chainlink is over now
Holy shit you havent seen shit yet. Get those bucks in cl and never sell

[Anonymous No.18396217]

I dun goofed. IDEX doesn't sell RSR. Going to go create a HOTBIT account now.

[Anonymous No.18396277]

>>18394423
This. Also get at least three ETH, maybe 100 bucks worth of XRP just in case all this dealing with BoA turns out to be if substance. The other 600 dump I to XTZ and casually accumulate all three until the next golden bull run (when that happens I have no fucking clue).

[Anonymous No.18396365]

>>18394359
Take the esoteric pill. Astrology related:
>Jupiter in Aries/Leo/Sagittarius: Best time for speculative assets and entrepreneurs, good for longs
>Jupiter in Gemini/Libra/Aquarius: social media and politics
>Jupiter in Cancer/Scorpio/Pisces: religion and drugs
>Jupiter in Taurus/Virgo/Capricorn: essentials, good for further accumulation of assets, also shorts

[Anonymous No.18396394]

>>18395875
plenty of people don't eat sugar. it's something completely unessential

[Anonymous No.18396415]

>>18394359
Stop eating so much, do exercise, and get a job. Read books.
The hardest part is starting.

[Anonymous No.18396531]

>>18394554
as somebody thin well read disciplined and rich this is almost true OP. this is the gay birth lottery we play and ultimately in time the enslaved masses will destroy it even if it forms again. if u want to contribute to human progress, u can, but u must accept tht an individual contribution will always be half of two individuals contribution etc. whether its market game or political game or w/e, u play stupid games u win stupid prizes.

[Anonymous No.18396560]

>>18394359
Wait a week or two. A $1000 isn't going to make you rich, but there's going to be an airdrop released sometime soon that will x10 in a month and x100 within the year. You need to save your moonshot for that.

[Anonymous No.18396593]

>>18396165

Don't listen to that.

Chainlink is dumb.

>>18396277

ETH is dumb unless you can get 32 of them and sit around and wait for Vitalik to stop doing drugs to get ETH 2.0 off the ground.

You need a moonshot buddy. And you need to save your cash and dump it all. You'll know when you see it. And you need to go all-in.

[Anonymous No.18396622]

Alright, I have a Hotbit account, but I can't buy anything without bitcoin. So do I buy 1000 dollars worth of USD on Hotbit and then I can buy the bitcoin and finally I can buy the other coins you guys are telling me to buy?

[Anonymous No.18396655]

>>18396622

Before you throw all your money away listening to a progressive CCP classical music sharing forum, drop your email (disposable) and I'll send you something you should look at.

[Anonymous No.18396658]

Sorry, forgot picture.

>>18396560
>>18396593
I trust you. I trust all of you. I don't know what it will be. Where do I need to drop my money into?

[Anonymous No.18396670]

>>18396658
Fantom

[Anonymous No.18396671]

>>18396655
Thank you. I'll make a new one right now.

[Anonymous No.18396713]

Lose weight, save your trumpbux, learn a trade or go back to school. Nofap. Should’ve bought oil as well.

[Anonymous No.18397248]

>>18396593
ETH 2.0 is supposed to launch sometime this summer. Moonshots seem so random though that it's (in my opinion) best to spread out and cover as much ground as possible

[Anonymous No.18397249]

>>18396671
You are fucking lazy. I actually sat around and waited. Whatever. Go buy fucking RSR or whatever or cl or tezos, you'l enjoy 10% gains. Except for tezos which is actually useful but still, you'll never make the returns you need retard. I'm not spoonfeeding another fucking person.

[Anonymous No.18397267]

>>18397248
>muh eth 2.0
If you looked at the sharded chain its a clusterfuck of shards that have voting protocols linked to a main chain. It may resolve with faster confirmation time and perhaps faster block time but it's not nearly enough for the money and time spent on his fucking classroom project eth.

Comeon. You niggers got lazy with every single team under-delivering.

[Anonymous No.18397804]

>>18397249
>>18397267
[e-mail]
I'm here. I didn't leave.

Fuck, I'm too late, aren't I? I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.18397830]

>>18394359
It's too late to get into crypto now. Put your money in stocks. Your potential gains will be much higher.

[Anonymous No.18397839]

>>18395492
Exodus app

And BitCoinSv.io

[Anonymous No.18397853]

>>18394359
>Fat

That is a basic personal failure from which all other failure follows.

If you don't address this quick you will die to the Chink Bat flu, because obesity raises your probability of bad infection requiring intensive care.

[Anonymous No.18397887]

>>18397839
Wake up

[Anonymous No.18397901]

>>18394359
> Fat
Find a diet that you can stick to, intermittent fast, and exercise.

> Stupid
Never stop learning - five hour rule. Learn about how to be less fat, less stupid, less lazy, and less poor. Learn new skills.

> Lazy
Give yourself structure with a schedule and goals. Every time you fail to achieve a goal is another opportunity to try it again. Every goal you achieve means you must find a new goal. Start small and let your habits compound.

> Poor
Save more money than you spend. Always invest money into assets and minimize your liabilities. Create cash flow. Learn about personal finance, investing, and even entrepreneurship.

All four of these tie into each other in some way.

[Anonymous No.18397918]

>>18394359
Also, you'd be surprised by how much of that stuff can be learned for free.