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18377256 No.18377256 [Reply] [Original]

Sometimes people get offended when you make low ball offers on things that they own. Kek.

But you gotta just keep on keepin on.

>> No.18377323

>>18377256
Hahaha what was it? Get a friend to offer lower

>> No.18377339

only dumbass niggers don't understand why an extreme lowball is offensive

>> No.18377356

I took a sales negotiations courses once and they recommended acting pissed off as a tactic.. Even slamming the table and leaving the room. I don't see why normans can't just be civilized and gives a yes or no in response

>> No.18377375

>>18377323
Fucking this, wait a couple weeks and do it. Post results.

>> No.18377391

>>18377256
Burn their house down

>> No.18377413

>>18377256
lowballing is the ultimate cuck behavior

a real alpha dont care about the price, a beta knows the prices, a cuck is forced to lowball because of his lifechoices

>> No.18377457

>>18377256
did you remind him that those 'drunks' are non-binary and non-white? meanwhile the local billionaire is 'upset' that he cant make another million dollars.

>> No.18377480

>>18377256
used to trade at a coinstore until he called a gold eagle i had trash and offered bellow 80% gold spot because there was a small cull that i had never noticed on the edge (probably in jewelry at some point).

dudes been out of business now for a while. went to another dealer and he said many of his customers said the same thing lol

>> No.18377499

>>18377323
A shitty little commercial lot next to one that I own. It’s maybe worth 12k. He is asking 15. I offered 5. What he’s really mad about is that he stiff armed the previous owners for a year and I bought it from them. He feels like I stole the lot next door.

>> No.18377905

>>18377256
Well price is subjective, I don't understand why these clowns get offended, just say no and that's it, no need to get all worked up. lel

>> No.18377920

Last summer i was selling a flat who needed to be renovated

one guy made me to wake up to meet there at 1pm during his wagie lunch break and he said (after the visit was done) that he will send me an email with an offer

he made an offer at -33% of my public price

I was so upset that he made me to wake up early for this bullshit i said "i refuse your offer" on a formal mail then called him and told him to come back so we can talk like men

he blocked me

lowball offers are for niggers, if you don't have the money just get out

>> No.18377967

What's there to be offended about. Just say no. It's just business.

>> No.18378041

I used to do landscaping/bricklaying work on the side during the summer, and Chinese/Indians would always try to haggle after the job was done. This pissed me the fuck off. They'd be like "oh, I dont think you did $1500 worth of work", and then try to offer $1000 or something

It makes my blood boil just thinking about it, I'd always say no because I'd get them to sign a pricing agreement before I started work, but one time this chinese lady and her husband were holding strong to their lowball (AFTER THE FUCKING WORK IS DONE), so I just picked up a shovel and started shoveling river rock from beside their driveway into the back of my truck and said "I dont care if I lose money on this but I'm taking up every single piece of stone, brick, plant, tree, fucking everything, and you can read the contract because that's in there" (I had a clause about non-payment allowing me to remove any and all work from their property). The lady started crying and then her husband wrote me a check for the full amount and told me to get the fuck off their property.

>> No.18378101

>>18378041
It's in their culture to haggle for everything unfortunately

>> No.18378144

>>18377256
$5000 for what?

>> No.18378189

>>18377499
>He
100% had a woman in mind reading that

>> No.18378194
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>>18378041
refer to my post >>18377920 lowball offers are for shitskins

>> No.18378207

>>18378101
This I honestly didn't mind honestly. I would go do an estimate, give a rough price, go home, do a quick render of what their yard will look like with the changes based off of satelite pics, nail down my exact costs for the job (ie, calculate my materials and labor), then email them with an invoiced proposal outline the exact cost of everything (ie, tree installing: $200) or something like that. If they weren't happy or wanted a cheaper price, I would do things to work with them to lower the cost (lower grade soil, 2nd hand bricks, less trees, more basic patio design, etc), and then once we agreed on the price I would get a signature, ask for 1/3 upfront and usually start the next weekend.

I was super upfront and the customer was involved every step of the way and knew exactly what they were getting and paying for. I never asked for more money on any job ever, because my estimates were always bang on and I knew exactly how much each job would take. You can't fucking haggle after you've signed a contract and paid a deposit, thats not how it fucking works

>> No.18378255

>>18378101
>It's in their culture to haggle for everything unfortunately
You mean - it's in Chinese culture to be vultures and slit your throat to save a dime and be generally some of the shittest customers.
Haggling is knocking 10% off up front. Not breaking contracts after delivery aka theft.

>> No.18378273

>>18378041
Thats different because the job was already done, you are right to do what you did, but before it is done there is no need to get angry when the offer is too low.

>> No.18378296

>>18377256

I like to buy guns. Been making a lot of lowball offers these days. It's paid off. Just keep on keepin on.

>> No.18378299

>>18378207
200$ to put a tree lol

>> No.18378300

>>18378207
>You can't fucking haggle after you've signed a contract and paid a deposit, thats not how it fucking works
When you're a dishonest bugman bred after centuries of wholesale genocide and empathy woud wipe out your whole bloodline it is. Actually made them sound cooler than it really is. They just fucking lie about everything and deliver shitty subpar goods as sellers too.

>> No.18378342

>>18378299
it's harder than it looks anon.

>> No.18378399

>>18377920
Low ball offers are for me to make money on.

>> No.18378427

>>18378144
A commercial lot he’s asking 15k for.

>> No.18378440

>>18377256
>but I do apologise
Fucking no ball pussy

>> No.18378454

>>18378299
That might actually be a kind of low price, trees that are like 3-5 years old and grown in a nursery are like $50-100 just for the tree. Saplings are ok if you're planting a shitload of them along a property line or something, but you want larger/older trees because they have the highest chance of survival after replanting. Then you have to dig a 3 foot fucking hole for the tree. Have you ever dug 3ft down into packed soil/clay? Its not easy. Sure you can rent a Bobcat or something with an auger accessory, but thats still more money you're spending throughout the day. And you still have to widen the hole/clean it up to make the tree fit and sit properly.

Its not just digging your hand into some soil and dropping a seed in lol

>> No.18378470

>>18378440
Meh we have mutual friends. I wanted to make sure he looked like the asshole and not me.

>> No.18378513

>>18378454
Also, do you know how to plant a tree/plant so it doesn't look weird and the plant's face is facing an ideal/aesthetic direction? If you don't you end up with a tree that has branches growing into the house or fence. Do you know exactly how large every tree gets and how far to plant it away from buildings/fences? Do you know how long/much to suggest the homeowners water it without killing it? etc etc

There's more to it than just dropping the tree in a hole

>> No.18378514

>>18377499
What a retard. $5000 in this economy is more than it's worth. Hopefully he gets COVID19 and dies. I'll be praying for God to smite him.

>> No.18378525

>>18378514
::fist bump:: Thanks anon.

>> No.18378593

>>18377339
An offer is an offer. I'm free to make it and you're free to refuse. An intelligent person counters the lowball instead of getting emotional to steer him toward a more reasonable price. You must be an overly emotional redditor with a homosexual or female brain.

>> No.18378640

>>18378514
>$5000 in this economy is more than it's worth.
How the fuck can you know that based on some 4chan post lel

>> No.18378672

>>18378640
>shitty little commercial lot
value could very well go negative depending on how bad the property bubble pops this time

>> No.18378716

>>18377339
Lol just say no and move on. Never show your tell.

>> No.18378779

>>18378593
Stop playing gay ass mind games, now he's probably not even going to sell it to you even if you make a better offer

>> No.18378819

>>18377413
>pissing away resources unnecessarily is alpha
Serious cope

>> No.18378856
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18378856

I lowball people all the time.

I used to go garage shopping when i found something that will 3x -7x my money on ebay. I would tell them a story about not having enough or I spend it all paying bills.

Kek! those were the days.. Now, I shit post and shill shitcoins to newfags while i make a profit.

>> No.18378886

>>18378427
Where in the world are there commercial lots for 15k?

>> No.18378894

>>18378593
An intelligent person realizes that if you lowball, you're essentially think the other person is a desperate retard and that a decent deal will not be made. You will want a steep discount (otherwise will move on) on top of being an ass about it.

>> No.18378910

>>18378819
signalling theory, my dude

>> No.18378930

>>18378894
>on top of being an ass about it
Merely making an offer is not "being an ass"

>> No.18378938

>>18378886
India

>> No.18378960

Spending time going back and forth to save 10% to 25% IS cuck behavior. It's like begging camgirls to show you their asshole for free. 1 out of 10 times it might work, 9 out of 10 times you look cheap, waste time, and being a nuisance.

>>18378930
>List something for $2000
>Offer $1
An offer is an offer!

>> No.18379010

>>18378296
Who is selling low during the Corona hype and panic?

>> No.18379024

>>18378779
this. If it was 'worth $12k' it's worth more to you as adjoining plot you already got. If he was asking $15k, you'd have got him to $12k. Now? you pissed him off altogether
>>18378930
offering near 1/3rd worth (to a neighbor) is. If he was actively selling it, ok, can maybe try it on some. If you are making unsolicited offers, its because YOU want/need it - accordingly offer a premium or at least market, or fuck off already. The guy is justifiably pissed now.

>> No.18379052

>>18378960
Nobody is buying land now and he's lucky to get any money than sit on the plot. Keep seething. Overly emotional people like you need a transorbital lobotomy.

>> No.18379073

>>18379024
If it was worth 12k, he would have sold it already moron. If he still has it, it's a sign it isn't worth 12k.

>> No.18379116

>>18379052
>Nobody is buying land now and he's lucky to get any money than sit on the plot.
This might work on the clueless, but anyone with business sense realizes that if YOU contact someone, you want what they have. Double so if you start arguing and trying to convince the seller to take the shitty offer.

>> No.18379159

>>18379024
There's no actual reason an offer has to be within x% of asking price, you can ask anything but that does not mean you're going to get it.

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>>18379073
>If it was worth 12k, he would have sold it already moron. If he still has it, it's a sign it isn't worth 12k.
>Listing viewed by: 31 people

>> No.18379165

>>18378189
Same desu, thought OP was a simp talking to an escort or an entitled ethot and he was so ugly she woulnd't even touch him for 5k.
I've been on this mongolian throat singing forum for too long

>> No.18379174

>>18379024
I don't get why anger is justified here. Where is the offense? Just say no and move on.

>> No.18379331

>>18379073
The best part is that he thinks nobody is buying it because of my tenants. They sit outside and drink all day. (Literally all day). While that may be part of the detraction, the lot is so small you could hardly build anything on it anyway. Especially with the current code for parking spaces, etc. His lot is worthless without mine.

>> No.18379414

>>18379331
>His lot is worthless without mine.
or vice versa
you sound like a complete asshole desu

>> No.18379427

>>18379414
Mine has a golden egg.

>> No.18379462

>>18379174
He's a prissy I KNOW WHAT I GOT redditor who gets offended by everything and goes out of his way to let you know how offended he is. The lowballer is even more justified to say "you're piece of shit isn't worth that much and isn't liquid anyways.... my money your junk" but doesn't.

>> No.18379476

>>18377256
Did you really expect him to accept that offer? Did you really think he'd react in a positive way to that offer? You already said it was worth about 12k. Why did you not offer 10k? You screwed yourself here anon..

>> No.18379580

>>18379427
i've just grasped, he's -actively- trying to sell his plot (ie read the rest of the thread) - in which case, fair enough, some messing him around is justifiable then. But probably better invent a 'new' buyer to haggle with him now. My original point was lowballing people on unsolicited offers and expecting them to be happy about it, seldom ends well.

>> No.18379634

>>18379476
>screwed yourself

Naah I don’t need or want his property. If that were the case I would have bought it long ago. I just thought that having them together would make the package more desirable. But mine will sell before his. He’s the one who lost out by losing his temper.

>> No.18379682

>>18379580
I mean actively loosely accurate. He’s owned it for about 5 years and has a tiny “for sale” sign posted in the telephone pole. But the lot is so small you couldn’t build anything there even if you wanted to. He needs me. I don’t need him. However, having his property would increase the value of the overall package, so that would be a benefit for me. But I’m not going to lose money over all of it.

>> No.18379708

>>18379682
*”actively” is loosely accurate.

>> No.18379734

>>18378886
Bad part of town. High traffic road but no new business wants to build there.

>> No.18379752

>>18378189
Same

>> No.18379755

>>18378041

gj anon
why are asians so unsufferable

>> No.18379759

>>18379462
Amen

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>>18379476
Is ot really that hard to just say "no"? Why do normies have to be emotional about everything

>NOOOOO YOU CANT SAY WORDS LIKE THAT THEY HURT MY FEELINGERINOS BECAUSE I DECIDED THAT I WAS A PATHETIC LITTLE SHIT THAT CAN BE HURT BY CONCATENATED LETTERS AND I JUST CANT RIGHT NOW
>OH MY GOD KAREN LOOK AT THAT CUPCAKE IT'S SO CUUUTE LET ME TAKE A SELFIE OHOH AHAH I WANNA STUFF MY FACE WITH THAT SUCCULENT OVERPRICED (what do you mean I can afford buying a $15 cupcake while earning minimum wage, that's what credit cards are for GURL) PIECE OF CONCENTRATED DIABETES MHMHMHHHMMMM I FUCKING LOOOOOOOVE THESE Brand™ CUPCAKERINOOOOS

Fuck off

>> No.18379849

offering less than 50% of the asking price is shit haggling at best. wouldn't take it personally but I would think less of you and wouldn't bother doing business with you in the future

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>>18378513
How did you get into that kind of work? I like nothing more on days off than doing physical labor in my backyard.

>> No.18379905

>>18379849
That’s stupid. That’s assuming what your asking is reasonable. If you have a shit property that’s worth 10k but you’re asking 30k I’m not going to offer you 25k just to keep from hurting your feelings.

>> No.18379923

>>18378514

you and OP are the biggest clowns in this thread

Personally, if I'm selling something on the internet and some faggot try to lowball me, I will react like the guy in Op's pic if not worse. You are wasting my time, the least I can do is to tell you that your mom will die in her sleep tonight and that your dad is a tranny

One time I had to sell a Tv, the price was around 600€, and people kept messaging me if I would be able to accept 300 or 350€, especially gipsies and arabs. I got so tired after a while that I started answering them "yup ok alright, 300€ it is then, meet me at 7.30am in this little hidden bumfuck street outside the city" and then never show up lmao. It felt so good to read their outraged messages the day after lol

>> No.18379943

>>18377256
OP you sound like a total sperg, rad Chris Voss Never split the difference andl earn some tactical empathy you tard. this is literally FBI hostage tactics and its down right evil shit but it works, I just got a holiday home down 30% after they already offered it for a 50% discount from the corona bullshit. and they LOVE me.
the way to do is is just preframe it by
"look I dont want to take advantage of your situation, I want this to be a fair negotation. so please let me know if Im out of line or being unfair"
and THEN you hit them with a lowball offer
it is literally impossible for the counterparty to be mad at you because you already told them they can say no if they think its unfair, hey its just a negotation right?
theres tons of more shit in the book that just works its seriously black magic I shouldnt even recommend it but Im having a good day

>> No.18380030

>>18379943
btw the lowball offer is only to get them reeling and then get them to your real offer which is slightly higher, if youre so retarded to lowball them to a point where its plain insulting then youre just dumb and autistic

>> No.18380039

>>18379923
Damn, didn't know fags were this pathetic. I'm going to start faking interest for things being sold online and lowball like hell to see how mad you faggots get.

>> No.18380079
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>>18379849
Newsflash retard, we are in the middle of a pandemic and rescission, people are strapped for cash and the price of everything from Platinum to AAPL has fallen hard. Cash is king in these times and you are a moron to think a worthless, highly illiquid plot of land with yearly fees. Now the dipshit can't even sell it with many notaries and courts closed for nonessential functions like deed transfers in most states.

I wouldn't pay 1/10th of it's normal value in these circumstances. OP over offered at 5k

>> No.18380145

>>18379905
but he isn't asking for 30k for a shit property, he's asking for 12k. if it was an absurdly high overvaluation like in your example then you don't bother entering into negotiations in the first place because the owner is delusional

>> No.18380157

>>18379905
That’s right, you’re not going to make an offer since you don’t want to waste your time and reputation.

>> No.18380305

>>18380079
>rescission
these are the kinds of people who make low iq parasitic lowball offers and this post is better proof than I ever could have provided on my own as to why they aren't worth your time. thanks for being your retarded self and proving my point.

>> No.18380307

>>18378041
When dealing with Chinese make them sign up front and hold them to their contract. Offer a slight discount of like 5-10% (only after bumping up your price) to let them feel they are getting a deal. Chinese people NEED a deal.

When dealing with Indians, don't waste any time on them. They will try to haggle you down on some imaginary better deal from an imaginary rival business and worst of all, will walk away out of pride when you say no. Be unfront with your price and let them take it or leave it.

I think you know this already though.

>> No.18380354

>>18379943
any sources to learn this?

>> No.18380479

>>18380354
chris voss never split the difference
black swan negotiation training
look I get 4chan is full with spergs and now we have 80+ replies trying to figure out why somebody would get mad at a lowball offer
its simple psychology you tards
people dont wnat to have their time wasted. but first and foremost people dont like to say no. they feel pressured and taken advantage of if you lowball them with no way out, because now you are forcing them to say no, and again nobody wants that. people want to be cooperative and get along with each other. I know hard concepts for autists to wrap their heads around. but you can literally dismantle all this shit by mirroring, tactical empathy and preframing lowball offers. people want to feel understood and you can get away with murder if you master this shit, I honestly shouldnt even give you this advice I feel like some 4chan sperg will do something fucked up with it

>> No.18380549

>>18380479
hey I don't want to take advantage of your situation, so feel free to say no, but can you suck on my ballsack real quick?

>> No.18380567

>>18380479
>people dont wnat to have their time wasted
>they feel pressured and taken advantage of if you lowball them with no way out
Tough shit, when the fuck did people become such massive pussies? Why not just grow a fucking pair and act like an adult? Oh your feelings are hurt by a number so now you take it as a personal attack? Fucking childish as fuck.

>> No.18380585

>>18380567
typical autismo
you can rage and stomp your feet because people dont behave the way you want them to. or you can use effective behaviour to get what you want

>> No.18380598

>>18380305
>misspelling means you're stupid
t. midwit without an argument

>> No.18380624

>>18380567
with that attitude, you wont successfully negotiate anything

>> No.18380640

>>18380585
>>18380624
I'm not upset about it I just find it hilarious that people use up all their energy to focus on such utterly pointless shit while actually smart people get to dance all over their asses and take everything.

>> No.18380689

Those of us who grew up in a city and know what chinks and pajeets are like versus those who are still green and give them a chance because "deep down we're all the same!"

>> No.18380704

>>18379857
What a nice house and landscaping all ruined by a shitty fence

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Because you're insulting the other person's intelligence by insinuating they would agree to a terrible deal retard
You could offer the original price after that and I would still tell you to fuck off, because sticking it to some smug faggot is more satisfying than any money I would have made

>> No.18380797

>>18380773
If you think your intelligence is being insulted then you aren't very intelligent in the first place.

>> No.18380802

>>18379116
Yes, you want it for the offer you made. Not double that

>> No.18380877

Real niggas give highball offers in order to assert dominance at the negotiation table

>> No.18380910

>>18380598
his other arguments werent even worth engaging.
>cash is king
ever heard of inflation?
>you should take advantage of your neighbours in a financial crisis
aside from being morally bankrupt, he's assuming the seller is a hysterical desperate brainlet and starting the negotiations from that frame. If the guy thinks the property is in the ballpark of 12k, good for him. he'll find a seller in that range eventually even if he has to wait and OP will be out a lot that would have benefited his business because he wanted his neighbour to panic like a good goy.

>> No.18380925

>>18378856
Sounds like you are still poor anon. Makes sense you little faggot

>> No.18380936

>>18380773
>my emotions are more important than making money
>wtf why am I still poor
hmmmmmmm

>> No.18380937

>>18380479
Something fucked up with it?

>> No.18380940

>>18380877

>"...so all we are really asking for is $20k for everything."
>"Right. I can offer 40k. Nothing higher. What's it gonna be, pal?"

>> No.18380941

>>18380797
Intelligent enough to not waste my own time by giving people offers they will obviously refuse

>> No.18380979

>>18378299

Look up stories about huge settlements people have gotten because their ignorant neighbors get pissed off because a tree branch is floating over their yard line.

>> No.18380995

>>18380941
Offers vary on economic conditions, liquidity of the asset and seller's desire for cash. $5000 in this economy for a property worth $12000 in an inflated one isn't extreme. I've offered a low amoint on a car listed for $4500 and managed to get it for $2000. The seller wasn't upset. We had a transaction. A soi boi bitch like you would have started crying.

>> No.18381026

>>18377256
>f******
who does this?

>> No.18381037

>>18380704
It really needs to be white picket.

>> No.18381193

>>18379795
This. It is absurd to me that it would elicit any emotion at all to get a low ball offer. Normies are primitive animals. Grug tier impotent rage just because someone offered you $5000, lmao.

>> No.18381299

>>18378819
how is it cope? An alpha has an abundance of resource. Penny pinching is showing a lack of resources.

>> No.18381370

>>18378194
Look at those mega faggots in your picture holy shit.

>> No.18381497

>>18379923
You’re a faggot.

>> No.18381499

>>18378960
Cuck post

>> No.18381528
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imagine living in a place so shitty that $12,000 gets you a commercial lot...

>> No.18381554

>>18379943
>>18380030
Wait. Is the average IQ of the populace so low that your retarded bullshit actually works?

>> No.18381580

>>18379923
>350€
That's not much lower than what you were asking in the first place. You're selling a used good, with no guarantee, that likely was technologically obsolete. I'd never buy a used TV unless it was a good deal, why deal with the hassle of meeting someone like you? The reason you couldn't get 600 for it is because the people who would pay that much for it are smart enough to buy new.

>> No.18381600

>>18381299
The opposite of this is true. If you had money you’d know this.

>> No.18381608

>>18380479
So basically don’t be autistic and have social skills.

>> No.18381612

>>18381026
Lol I wondered the same thing.

>> No.18381656

>>18380640

You are literally austistic.

>> No.18381685

>>18381299

>Paying more than something is worth for anything ever

Stay poor fagit

>> No.18381729

>>18381685
BUT ITS WORTH WHAT THE SELLER WANTS WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST BE NICE TO HIM AND PAY HIM WHAT HE WANTS, AND LET HIM FUCK YOUR WIFE. NO YOU CANT JUST LOWBALL HIM, TTHATS UN ALPHA DUDE. REAL MEN LIKE ME DONT OFFER. I SEE THE PRICE AND THAT'S IT OK?

>> No.18381740

>>18380936
>implying mr lowball is the only buyer
>implying you can't put a price on a nice putdown

shiggydiggy faggot

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18381754

>>18379923
since this last election in which most everyone voted for the liberals and the majority of the right voted for the cuckservatives instead of the people's party, i've been utterly fucking done being generous in local classifieds. i lowball the shit out of absolutely everyone. just the lowest, shittiest prices that i can make—and i always make sure to tell everyone that "it's all i can afford". like, okay—you stupid cucklefucks want more impoverished, NET NEGATIVE WEALTH-PRODUCING migrants flooding your country? you WANT a bigger base of people whose lack of an ability to generate wealth mandates that they will ONLY leech off you and everyone you love? you want there to be a bigger government to siphon more money from you and your family to fund these migrants' families, and to restrict your opportunities to generate wealth for yourself? you WANT TO BE an impoverished slave? well, fine, then—i'm not going to exhibit even the faintest hint of generosity for any of you cunts anymore, just so that you have more economic power to put towards the cause of importing a demographic with a frightening number of people who want to kill and/or rape both of us.
the best part is, some people ACTUALLY take the shitty offers. the cost of every item in my living room combined probably comes to a grand total of under $430; you make LOTS of pathetically lowball offers to every fucking collectivist dummy out there for the same kind of item, and YOU keep YOUR money to invest in chainlink so that you can eventually form your own enclave when the welfare state inevitably continues to grow beyond the point that the few remaining people who work can sustain it, and it collapses in on itself.

>> No.18381762

>>18381193
It doesn't matter I'd you can't empathize with it, learn how normies think and act accordingly. You will have a much easier time manipulating them that way. Insulting some sõyboy and laughing at him for reeeeing doesn't get you anything except (You)s on an Indian shitting street review forum

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>>18381754
i'm a fucking leaf, by the way (the elections i write of were the canadian elections)

>> No.18381784

Professional flipper here.
I always lowball. I don't give a fuck if 90% it doesn't work or the precious seller gets offended because the 10% time it does I can strike gold

>> No.18381835

>>18377413
Are you fucking retarded
Oh this is /biz/ no wonder

>> No.18381839

>>18381754
>>18381783
>i'm a fucking leaf
Yeah I was wondering. Forgot other countries have elections. Well I guess good on you for jewing jew lovers.

>> No.18381863

>>18381835
And let me guess, when you are getting offered a job you don't highball them either do you?
Because it's Alpha to get paid what they want to pay you?
Holy fucking lmao get your shit sorted out.

>> No.18381948

>>18381784
That’s what I do too. Nice to see a fellow evil capitalist on my post.

>> No.18381995

>>18380802
>Yes, you want it for the offer you made. Not double that
And I want everything for free. Lowballing works better on things like used clothes and furniture, not something with clear resale value.

>>18381863
You don't get it. An alpha values their time. Haggling is anything but that.

>> No.18382002

>>18377413
kek
This is the embodiment of the trash music people call "rap"

>> No.18382058

>>18378672
kek
okay doomer

>> No.18382150

>>18381995
Even using the term "alpha" shows you're an image obsessed, toxicly proud piece of shit.

Stay poor you worthless piece of trash

>> No.18382175

>>18381995
>make offer
>yeah sure ok
I'm failing to see the time lost. If I wanted to avoid wasting time, I wouldn't buy used in the first place.

>> No.18382208

I do this to boomers selling cars on Facebook, it’s good practice for when you actually want to haggle, like everything practice helps a lot I remember this dude used to apply for job interviews everywhere just to practice. Eventually he would just start saying crazy stuff to see if he could get away with it

>> No.18382270

>>18381784
in the money

>> No.18382290

God's way of haggling:
>know a reasonable price for the object
>pretend to be dumb as a stump
>offer 10% below market value, but be charming about it
90% of people will take the offer right here.
>if they refuse, listen to their counter offer
>Accept if it's greater than 5% below market
>otherwise be very polite, go to your car, make a phone call
> decline the offer because there's another option for the price you just said and wish them luck
There you go. Only extreme lowball with brown people or asians.

>> No.18382306

>>18378041
you should have smacked that chink insect real quick

>> No.18382352

>>18382290
I usually want half off the asking price of most things I see so the 10% off isn't really worth it.

>> No.18382437

>>18377256
I was selling a truck a while ago on fb marketplace and I got this one white nigger who kept sending lowball offers. I never responded like this, but he just kept pestering me. eventually he offers me several ounces of what looked like cheap weed and after a while longer he was trying to trade for a glock.

>> No.18382460

>>18382352
Remember, I'm using the market price. Asking prices are bananas, the trick here is to let them know you know exactly what it's worth and make a fair offer on it.

>> No.18382479

>>18381037
I think black wrought-iron would look good

>> No.18382502

>>18378041
I think I need to make a call to the BASED department

>> No.18382514

>>18378819
It unironically is, retard.

I can blow 50k in a night because I have more money than you. I am more alpha than you.

>> No.18382538

>>18378593
Kek

>> No.18382563

>>18382514
Hahaha alphas don't brag on an anonymous forum bro. You just outed yourself as a giant faggot.

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>>18380704
It's not the worst - lets passerby see the garden

>> No.18382667

>>18379857
what town is this? the houses look comfy

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>>18380039

>I'M GOING TO MAKE BELOW ASKING PRICE OFFERS TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET BASED ON YOUR POST HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL HUH?

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>>18382667
Not sure, I just obsessively look at pictures like these in the winter time

>> No.18382746

>>18382150
cope and seethe kys newfag kek

>> No.18382789

>>18377499
How does a commercial lot in a presumably urban area go for 5k? That's the price of shitty desert land

>> No.18382795

>>18377323
I’ll do it for some Link

>> No.18382818

>>18377339
>>18377413
>>18377920
>>18378779
>>18378894
>>18378960
>>18379024
>>18379476
>>18379849
>>18379923
>>18379943
>>18380479
>>18380773
>>18381299
>>18382290
reddit

>> No.18382882

>>18382150
I can SMELL your virginity through my screen.

>> No.18382993

>>18382789
It’s so small you can hardly build anything there. Also, diversity is our strength.

>> No.18383149

>>18378593
>/biz/
>>18378894
>>18378779
>Fuck off

>> No.18383269

>>18380479
somebody post the link to the audiobook

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>>18380039

>>18380039
> I'm going to start faking interest for things being sold online and lowball like hell to see how mad you faggots get.

>> No.18383319

HI RICK

THIS IS BILL

SOME YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER OFFERED ME ONLY 30k FOR MY CORVETTE AT THE MCDONALDS TODAY

I LOOKED HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND TOLD HIM THAT HIS GENERATION HASN'T WORKED HARD ENOUGH TO BUY A CORVETTE AND THEN I LAID DOWN SOME SMOKE

THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN WAS IN THE CAR WITH ME BUT I WAS JUST SO DARN GOSH DARN MAD

HOW'S YOUR NEW JOHN DEERE GOING?

>> No.18383359

>>18381497
post body

>>18381580
The original price for the TV was 900€, and I only used it for two years, the TV was in mint condition and I sold it just because I had to move to a different country. I think the price was more than reasonable, the only reason why I received lowball offers from Arabs and gippos is that it's in these people's DNAs to try to scam you and bargain over literally anything, at least that's what happens with the ones that live in Spain

>> No.18383369

>>18383319
ATTA BOY BILL YOU TELL EM. TRACTORS RUNNIN BEAUTIFUL JUST GOT MYSELF 150 GALLONS OF PREMIUM TO KEEP HER RUNNING ALL YEAR GOD BLESS THAT COORSLIGHT COLD.

______________________________
RICK DAVIES
US ARMY JUNE 1970- JULY 1970
'70 CHARGER "RIP"
'05 CARAVAN "MISUSES MOBILE"
'19 RAM 1500 "JOB SITE BEAUTY"

Sent from my iPad

>> No.18383380

>>18377256
Lol, what a fag.

>> No.18383385

>>18377339
>only dumbass niggers
get emotional over business transactions that are not personal at all.

>> No.18383393

>>18379010
>Who is selling low during the Corona hype and panic

People with bills to pay because the world isn't ending, lol.

>> No.18383406

>>18377256
I agree but only if you don't waste their time too much. I had a place call me to put me through some hoops before offering 1500.

>> No.18383435

>>18377920
Should have said yes, and then offer to meet him at an expensive restaurant. Then dont show.

>> No.18383483

>>18377256
>>18377339
>>18377413

Here is the real reason why people on both sides of the fence do not understand the issue. White culture is built on a foundation of trust for your neighbors. When you go up to someone and want to purchase something they have, they tell you the price you pay it and both are happy. In doing so there is an expectation that the person selling the item is going to price it in a way that he can make some money on top of the costs behind acquiring and selling said item, but he will still be fair with the price. In many middle eastern countries like israel for example, if you accept the first price you are given and do not haggle and try to get the things you are buying for as little as possible it is in their culture to view that behavior as weak and willing to be taken advantage of. In those societies people will stab each other in the back in a heartbeat for a leg up, they are low trust societies. Basically we whites hold ourselves to a higher value, and that reflects on the way we do business.

>> No.18383518

>>18383369
>premium gas in a diesel engine
larp ruined

>> No.18383519

>>18382514
Yes and everyone clapped.

>> No.18383529

>>18383435
you know that if you accept his offer you engage yourself in a pre-contract?

fucking retard i don't even know why i still browse this board

>> No.18383550

>>18381299
>having abundance of resources
>pissing away resources for no reason
These aren't the same thing dumbass

>> No.18383666

>>18383529
Prove it. You go to court and he can try to convince a judge you agreed to sell a house for a bullshit price. The he gets ruled against with prejudice and he paids your costs. Open a book sometime faggot.

>> No.18383678

>>18378299

>never planted a tree

>> No.18383723

>>18378041
They agreed to pay you before hand with terms and conditions, then altered them after labor was done. This isn't the same as lowball, it is blatantly illegal. A lowball would have been if someone made an offer on your work before it took place.
>>18383359
>The original price for the TV was 900€, and I only used it for two years,
That's many hours on a TV and in two years we went from 1080p to 4k to 4k HDR. I wouldn't pay 25% of the price of a 2 year old TV. The only possible way it was remotely worth the 600 you were asking is if it was new in box and even then most people would assume it a risky purchase and potentially stolen. I can see your stupidity just by how you write and reason.

>> No.18383731

>>18383666
Well, Satan, you did agree verbally. And if he made notes or recorded you saying as much you are fucked. If your lie holds up that you didn't say that even when you did and the judge does not find enough evidence against you, he will probably throw out the case. The chances are VERY slim that he would get ruled against with prejudice.

>> No.18383740

>>18379331

Kek, tell us more about your niggers.

>> No.18383772

>>18379857

Way overdone. Best landscaping is the right balance between cultivation and nature.

>> No.18383891

>>18383731
>if he made notes
"Your honor i wrote down what he said, also I violated state and federal wiretapping law, gibs please"
No wonder most people here are poor neets.

>> No.18383935

>>18383891
Actually most states have one party consent for audio recordings. And there are no federal laws preventing you from recording.

>> No.18383956

>>18383935
It's a good thing I don't live in such nigger states.

>> No.18383981

>>18383935
it was an email offer
stfu with your fucking mutt legal system

>> No.18383995

>list something for $100 less than it's worth
>Always some nigger offerings $50
>Always get mad when I see and don't respond

>> No.18384025

>>18383995
only shitskins lowball offers, seriously.

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>>18383772
Ok post a home that has "the right balance"

>> No.18384100

>>18383956
List of two party consent states for which it is always illegal to record over the phone without an announcement:
Pennsylvania
California
Flordia
Maryland
Montana
New Hampshire
Washington

>> No.18384182

>>18382725
norcal?

>> No.18384219

When you’re in the seller position, it’s easy to deal with lowballers. You just act polite but firm. I know it can be annoying because they waste your time, but there’s ways around it

I was selling a car engine on Craigslist a while ago. The guy lived 2 hours away. I told him that I only negotiate price in person, not over the phone or text. I was asking $500 and when he got to my house he tried to offer me $300. I politely declined. He offered me $350. Then $400. Then $450. I made up some bullshit reasons why I couldn’t accept that. I told him I had 7 other people texting me about it and if he didn’t like the asking price he could turn around and drive 2 hours back home empty handed. I purposely made him drive out there and meet me face to face because I knew that once he was at my house he was committed to buying it, no matter the price. You just gotta play hardball with people and make sure you have the upper hand. Needless to say I got my $500 even though he was the only one interested in buying it

>> No.18384366

It's always better to not even bother making an offer if someone has something massively overvalued. The best option is to just wait and let reality set it. Eventually they will have to lower the price, and that's when you can negotiate your price. Going form 15k to 5k is insulting, but going from 8k to 5k isn't that bad in their mind, especially if they've been sitting on it for a long time. If some retard actually buys it for the full price, then just move on.

>>18382818
These are the same retarded commies making all those fuck landlord threads too. The irony is unreal

>> No.18384387

>>18383369
underrated

>> No.18384412

>>18384099
Ugh. Imagine all the bugs crawling into the house daily.

>> No.18384507

>>18377413

Literally the opposite of this is true. Business is just a game like chess. If your opponent plays a weak hand you just walk away.

Never get emotional about business. When someone does it's because they are desperate for the money, no exceptions to this.

>> No.18384601

>>18378041

Contractor here. Been in business 10 years. I know what you're going though but you're handling these situations wrong. Here's some rules for you...

1) customers give you clues during the estimate about who they are. If they seem a little rude or are one of the races that uses deception either give them a very high price or refuse the job altogether. Some jobs should not be taken. Last year I turned down a job that was $5k for a weeks work. I called a roofer who worked for the lady and he told me she's a nutcase. KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO AND SOMETIMES SAY "NO".

2) always get a written contract and take before and after photos

3) never get upset, never raise your voice. Never argue. Just politely stand your ground no matter what they say. And don't match their talking speed. Count to 3 after everything they say before you say a word. And sometimes stop talking altogether.

4) stand your ground. Don't make threats. But make it clear that if they refuse to pay the full amount you will take them to court. Even if the check is ONE DOLLAR SHORT. you need to remember that every time you give up ground and respect you become less fulfilled and respect yourself. So standing your ground is bigger than just money. You NEED to do it.

5) the threat of a small claims lawsuit is usually enough. I've never actually had to file in small claims but I've threatened 4 customers with it. Basically you just fire off an email with a copy of your photos and there signed contract. Tell them they have 5 business days to pay or you will file in small claims. And FYI judges hate people who try to fuck over tradesmen. If the idiot customer actually does go to court the judge will annihilate them.

6) don't be scared of bad reviews. Every business gets them. Drown out a 1 star review with a dozen 5 star reviews.

DON'T BACK DOWN!

>> No.18384894

>>18378041
Just curious the steps you have to take for pursuing landscaping?

>> No.18384971

>>18381754
Fellow Canadian here, I raised my prices close to 20% more, I was already at 60% margins, and people still agree to pay more hahaha

>> No.18384976

>>18382605
>>18382725
>>18384099
nice work bro

>> No.18385014

>>18384507
If you walk away from a chess game you forfeit the game retard

>> No.18385060

>>18384601
pretty sound advice, especially 2 and 3. only time i got fucked over was when an electrician damaged wallpaper and they blamed it on me. the electrician obviously wasnt going to take responsibility and theres no way i could prove it.

>> No.18385071

>>18384601
adding on, using a collection agency, effect that customers credit for 6 years

>> No.18385081

>>18385014

I'm talking about the person who is selling something and gets a low offer. Like just walk away.

Stop trying to keep the analogy working to make my point. Retard.

>> No.18385106

>>18385071

I looked into this, but being able to submit an unpaid bill to collections is actually not easy to get into.

You need to be a large company with certain financials and certifications to be able to send someone to collections.

>> No.18385126

>>18385060

I probably should have added another point to my list.

And that is: despite every effort and tactic occasionally you'll get screwed out of money and won't be able to get even. Just walk away and forget it. Success is the best revenge.

God tends to punish the wicked in the long run anyway.

>> No.18385130

>>18378041
>not offering “20% off” to chinks and shit skins

LMAO, just throw them a fuck off number at first and walk it back.

>> No.18385154

>>18383483
You're a complete idiot that is not how it works in middle eastern countries
T. Arab

>> No.18385160

>>18384601
I think I’m stating the obvious when I say that if you are going to own your own business for any length of time, you are going to get sued. It’s gonna happen. Save for it, prepare for it.

>> No.18385164

>>18377920
Made you wake up at 1pm? Are you retarded?

>> No.18385179

>>18385160

What kind of insurance plan do you think is best to prepare yourself for such a lawsuit?

>> No.18385183

>>18385106
Laws in Canada may be different? I have everything set up, I just have to send my collections account and invoice that isnt paid to the agency, takes me 5 mins. They only get paid if they collect. Talk to a collection agency. I use https://invoice911.ca/

>> No.18385199

>>18385183

I think it is. I looked into it for the USA and it seemed like a lot of different qualifications you had to hit to be able to do it.

>> No.18385255

>>18383369
>PREMIUM

Fuck off city boy

>> No.18385282

>>18384894
be mexican

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>>18385154
India, Israel, the middle east, whatever.

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>>18383369
>US ARMY JUNE 1970- JULY 1970

>> No.18385659

>>18378101
Yes, another reason why they don't belong here and should never have been allowed in.

>> No.18385686

As a secondhand weapons dealer who sells at LARP/Renfaire/conventions and such, even when I'm haggling, I have close to zero respect for lowballers. If you look at a weapon I am selling for $1,000 and say that it's only worth $200, I'm not going to haggle with you, and I most certainly am not going to compromise. If you want to haggle, you need to come to me with a reasonable haggling rate. If you say you can only break 800 on it, a 20% loss stings, but I can work with that. I know how much these things cost, you know just as well as I do that I keep the prices high to account for haggling, but lowballers have frequently tried to find ways to get at my wares for less than half of the value I put up on the shelf and attempted to seem "reasonable" by matching me at or around 60% initial price. It's "business", but I'm also a businessman who aims to generate revenue. Disrespecting me by presuming I'm a fool who doesn't know the value of what he's selling is a very quick way for me to overlook my potential profits and quickly turn to how little I want to deal with you.

>> No.18385949

>>18378299
Wanna know how I can tell your under 30 with no life experience?

>> No.18386056

This thread is why I never buy or sell used shit, what an insufferable experience.

>> No.18386374

Patel? Ravadam PATEL?
https://youtu.be/HNQ_G5uKd18

>> No.18386417

>>18378300
This us why China is perennially voted World’s Most Corrupt Country in the World.
What can you say about a people which cook with “SEWER OIL”? (Look it up on YouTube — prepare to puke.)

>> No.18386436

>>18383529
feel free to fuck off then

>> No.18386454

>>18385154
Yeah, right. This post is a classic case of taqqiya.

>> No.18386696

>>18386436
Idiot

>> No.18386777

>>18385160
sure that's also why you put everything in writing and make sure your above board in your business, so if a lawsuit does come up you're not at fault or if it's accidental make sure you have insurance to cover you

>> No.18386864

>>18381370
Cooler than you, stoolie.

>> No.18386874

>>18380307
PATEL???
https://youtu.be/HNQ_G5uKd18

>> No.18386895

>>18380307
“You get these names ... ‘Patel’ ... never bought a fucking thing ...“
— Glengarry Glen Ross

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>>18378041

>> No.18387001

>>18385154
i went to egypt and they are literally all scammers and overcharge wypepo
subhumans the lot of you

>> No.18387061

>>18385686
This is how you haggle. All of the faggots in here who have said they get offended by low ballers and then proceed to sperg out about it get the rope.

>> No.18387161

>>18379923
Based

>> No.18387219

>>18386696
yeah true lmao

>> No.18387222

>not just buying what you need online or in a store
sigh
you both sound like faggots btw

>> No.18387682

> buyers want to buy my PNK below 4 USD
> fucking bitches and their extreme lowballs

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>>18383319
>>18383369

>> No.18387807

Glad I don't have to deal with this shit. My service is specialised enough that people can't haggle because I can just say that's how much it costs and they have no knowledge as to how it could be made to cost less.

>> No.18387844

>>18377256
Lie to the goyim until they accept your bate

>> No.18387884

>>18383385
Well niggers do have high oestrogen levels so maybe.

>> No.18387898

>>18382514
only a beta would intentionally do that for that reason

>> No.18387960

>>18377256
ive enjoyed this thread, and am putting it out there that i plan to contribute, and would like to see more discussion of trade, negotiation, bartering, and like that exist within the grey spaces of an exchange economy. defensive and offensive tactics are valuable as is the goal of recognizing the benefit of a win-win arrangement where both parties walk away with an asset.

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>>18378300
Seconded. Why we let them out of China to shit up the rest of the world still boggles my mind.

>> No.18388203

>>18381754

Excellent, they wanted a a no-trust society so now they get to live in one

>> No.18388275

>>18381754
Studies show that as nationalistic spirit and group cohesion declines, selfishness and traitorousness increase proportionately. Youre living proof.

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>> No.18388613

>>18380479
>but first and foremost people dont like to say no.
t. retard who got the concept completely backwards.

People LIKE to say 'no' is it feels like it gives them a measure of control in the negotiation, so you're supposed to frame your questions in a way that makes them answer 'no'.

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>>18378041

>> No.18389289

>>18378194
look at the cute racist cosplayers

>> No.18389338

>>18385164
Im not a wagie, 1pm is early for me

>> No.18390211

>>18383483
>we whites

>> No.18390271

>>18387807
Is your service male prostitution?

>> No.18390297

>>18377256
I don't understand any of this. Easier to use decentralized marketplaces to work the economy so OGN is obviously the solution.

That said for privacy ZANO is what you want. NO need for RL purchases.

>> No.18390306

>>18377920

LMAO get over urself -33% is hardly any extreme low-ball and no one is forcing you to wake up early

>> No.18390365

>>18378856
Lol what's ur yearly net income?

>> No.18390381

>>18377339
t. person that cannot make a deal to save his life

>> No.18390476

If someone low balls you just waste their time the way they wasted yours. Tell them to meet you at X and then keep them waiting and keep changing the location.

>> No.18390513
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>>18383483
>Basically we whites hold ourselves to a higher value, and that reflects on the way we do business.

>> No.18390528

>>18390476
They have your phone number you know.

>> No.18390543

>>18390528
TextNow

>> No.18390561

>>18390543
I'm saying they can call you and waste your time or submit other offers to waste your time as you've wasted theirs.

>> No.18390583
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18390583

Wait, why did all the cryptos tank?

>> No.18390649

>>18385154
lying shitskin

>> No.18390655

This makes me think of Les Gold from hardcore pawn who always opens the bid at 10% of what something is worth for his desperate customers.

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>>18377920
> reddit spacing

>> No.18390823

>>18378194
> praising a murderer
> following cuckhold nazi ideology
you have to neck yourself

>> No.18390824

>>18390807
bro my 2 year old TV with 10000+ hrs of use and some dead pixels was worth 600 EUR, 80% of the price of a new one with warranty and current tech, wtf how dare they try to lowball me.

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How'd you find a bunch of drunks to stink up the lots anon? Alpha move there, devaluing his lot which you will scoop up for pennies on the dollar as the financial crisis worsens. When the time comes offer him $2k.

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>>18378593

An offer is an offer.

>> No.18390886

>>18388008
Even ignoring their history you can just tell they love being slaves. The hive-consciousness is creepy, unnerving, and quite frankly I'm ready to destroy them

>> No.18390895

>>18387960
Thanks man. I have enjoyed it too. I never thought it would be this popular when I posted that screenshot. I’m shocked at how many people on this board don’t appreciate putting in effort to try to buy things at a discounted price. It has literally made me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>> No.18390920

>>18390895
Not sure why my ID changed. I’m the op.

>> No.18390945

>>18378593
I always counter lowball offers with highball offers. The result is always the same. The greedy fag who gave me the low ball offer gets offended and storms off.

>> No.18390959

>>18377356
>normans

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>>18388275
>giving money to "your fellow man"
>so that they have more money to live a life of ignorance, putting it towards political parties and organizations that want to flood our homeland with people who LITERALLY WANT TO KILL, RAPE, AND ENSLAVE ALL OF US
>i am "selfish" for keeping money to put it towards empowering myself, and thus my ideas that i can rationalize will preserve our nation
>i am "traitorous" for saving money in totally voluntary exchanges, and letting people who foster and will only promote self-annihilatory ideas take the hit
anon.
read. please.
YOU ARE THINKING LIKE A NIGH-UTTER FUCKING RETARD.
THINK CRITICALLY. DON'T BE A RETARD. YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT A RETARD.

>>18388203
precisely. a completely non-violent way to show them that if they THINK they want this, then i'm going to damn well make sure that they know what they're getting into.

>> No.18392082

>>18378041
Based

>> No.18392121

>>18383359
you should have posted it for 900 and they would have offered 600

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>>18392082

>> No.18393151

>>18383483
This is the truth. Very entertaining thread though.

>> No.18393194

>>18390861
Yes.

>> No.18393224

>>18378041
absolutely based.
written and signed contracts everytime.

pressed F

>> No.18393242

>>18381754
Dangerously based

>> No.18393257

>>18378273
learn2read

>> No.18393498

>>18388008
Image doesn't make sense. If the Chinese had been raped historically than the conquerers' genes would be mixed in too. The thing is human history is full of conquest and rape and the rise and fall of peoples. Rome, the once-apex of civilization, was sacked and waves of barbarians moved in.

>> No.18393585

>>18382514
do you have any idea how difficult it is to blow 50k in a single night
you'd have to do the sort of thing people do just to blow money, like buying gold-encrusted caviar to go with the champagne with a label you didn't bother to look at

>> No.18393595

>>18393585
fuck, actually even that wouldn't come close to cutting it. I don't know what you could do other than throwing a party for other people to spend your money

>> No.18393613

>>18378041
Contract fraud isn't a lowball. Its theft.

>> No.18393716

Reading through this thread, i think we can all at least agree that the holocaust never happened

>> No.18394026

>>18377499
You're fucking retarded. He knows you own the lot next to it so he knows it's worth more to you. Have a friend buy it and then sell it to you. You're thinking in pure monetary terms when to the seller it's personal.

>> No.18394236

Middle Easterners are worse than chinks and Indians in my experience. They constantly want shit for free. 95% of them will lie straight to your face too.

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>>18385081
>retard

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>>18377356
>I don't see why normans can't just be civilized and gives a yes or no in response

Because those Anglo-Saxons won't listen to reason and need to be put in their place.

>> No.18394398

>>18390583
Don't worry anon they went bearish every week from Friday to Sunday

>> No.18394514

>>18377256
They just threatened you. Are you going to take that? Time to molotov their shit, in Minecraft.

>> No.18394681

>>18394236
>95% of them will lie straight to your face too.
Indians' entire negotiation strategy is based on lying to your face.
>I saw another guy selling nicer model for $100 cheaper. Can you beat that price?
>oh look I see (imaginary flaw that's not there) please to take 40% off sir
>oh you mean it doesn't have (feature that wasn't advertised and you'd have to pay double for)? Very disappointing, you should give discount

>> No.18394901

>>18383483
Damn truth. I’ve seen brownies hagel the shit out of each other’s high ball and low ball offers. Whities usually give a reasoanable offer, haggle over a few hundred bucks and give a firm handshake to seal the deal. Browinies come from a place of distrust where Whities come from a place of mutual but fucking.
t. Brownie

>> No.18395514

>>18378041
>The lady started crying and then her husband wrote me a check for the full amount and told me to get the fuck off their property.
too funny anon