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18373227 No.18373227 [Reply] [Original]

Nolinker posting is getting quite annoying. Made me think. What are we going to do with nolinkers once the singularity hits? I'm a rather chill guy so I would tend to just let them wagecuck as they used to do before. But maybe I'm too nice, especially given the fact that there won't be so many jobs in a post smart contract automated world, they might be a threat to society once they're let to themselves, they'll get bored out of their mind, I'm not sure universal basic link income will suffice to contain them. Anyway, any smart anons here have an idea on how to maintain peace and order in a post singularity world? Consider this thread a safe place wher you can share all your ideas, even if they seem a little bit crazy or over the top right now.

>> No.18373280

>>18373227
>otherwise unused broken json parser confuses gold with silver
>holders will decide the fate of humanity
You've got a syntax error there, friend.

>> No.18373873
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18373873

Yeah, what happened here, it's full of seething nolinkers

>> No.18373882

>>18373227
Me on the left

>> No.18373920

>>18373227
Just bread and circus, universal income and video games

>> No.18373981

>>18373227
Hood news is nolinkers are pathetic human beings who can only pasa on their genes if there arent better people available to fuck

So basically in order to cleanse their gene pool we're going to have to keep them confined somewhere out of the way and spend a few days a week fucking their mothers, daughters and sisters. Of course they dont have wives or id say that too.

It will be hard work but worth it in the end

>> No.18374064

>>18373981
How many levels of irony are you operating on? You should write a book. It'd be a timeless classic like Candide, the Stranger, or anything by Kafka.

You're talents are seriously wasted, and I mean that as the utmost compliment.

>> No.18374086

>>18373227
>>18373873
*NULINKER

You two pigs must learn correct spelling first before pretending to be big brained on the internet.

>> No.18374149
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>>18373227
Well since the "singularity" will be a price of 0 with an infinite string of 0's behind it (the definition of a singularity as a infinitly small point in space), hide from them and pretend you never owned link is the most likely result.

>> No.18374195

>>18374149
There's, a open USB port...

>> No.18374233

>if I keep spamming an aspie board on the internet my shitcoin will go up

>> No.18374240

>>18374195
NOW you get the joke that is chainlink!

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18374275

best solution : EVERYONE JUST BUY SOME F$*#!ING LINK! why would people want to be poor? going to 100 is totally realistic at this point, & right now 3.4 is still cheap. imagine buying eth so low. fudding is fun but wtf, don't let it lead to being blind to money. no other coin right now has as many partnerships prove me wrong

>> No.18374304

>>18374086
Nulinkers are linkies who bought after mainnet or who bought above $1.5

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>>18373227
>after the singularity some OG linker spends a few link to buy 4chan
>permanent stickies at the top, one for link meme's, and one for all else link
>verification of having atleast 0.005 link required to post in said stickies
>rest of the board can be dedicated to no linkers/swing linkers and will be used to harvest tears

it will be glorious

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18374432

>>18374086
Nolinker != Nulinker

Faggot

>> No.18374459

>>18373227
State mandated girlfriends.

>> No.18374691

>>18374459
Good idea- we should probably make lots of nolinker sex dolls so they have something to keep their small minds occupied

Would it be too cruel to make the dolls have sergeys beard? Sounds like a fun joke

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>>18374086
No, sir. No, sir. I am a nulinker, but I am not a nolinker. I'd kill myself if I were the latter. See you bros on the yacht. Won't even care I spent a few more worthless USD to get there

>> No.18374837

>>18373227
I won't think of them.

It's not my problem they came late to the party or worse, didn't buy in back 2017/18. Back then, almost every thread was breaking down the white paper and people going full autist following the breadcrumbs and connecting the dots with all the partnerships lined up. They had plenty of time to accumulate during the bull-run in late '17 and had basically a whole year to fill up their bags when the average price was hovering around $0.20-30 per LINK. I have zero sympathy for them and the cope is going to be fucking hysterical to watch go down. Especially considering some of the poorfags at the time were literally cutting every unnecessary expense they had just to get a few extra hundred in their stack.

>> No.18375008

Once we LINK-Marines control most of the world's wealth, we'll start a eugenics program in order to breed more perfect humans without ever resorting to shit like CRISPR; we'll require plenty of breeding stock & time.