/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18364564]

tfw only a 100 link

[Anonymous No.18364604]

Cheer up, fren, look at picrelated.
Also DCA.

[Anonymous No.18364623]

How does 100 trillion dollars sound to you

[Anonymous No.18364649]

>>18364604
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.18364681]

>>18364623
it sounds like a lie

[Anonymous No.18365434]

>>18364564
I hold only 37.9 link if that makes you feel better fren.

[Anonymous No.18365488]

>>18364564
>>18365434
I sold all mine and now only have 54

[Anonymous No.18365523]

i panic bought and panic sold on multiple occasions today for <5 dollar gains and losses, AMA

[Anonymous No.18365558]

>>18364564
tfw 500 link

[Anonymous No.18365568]

>tfw 14 LINK

[Anonymous No.18365585]

>>18364564
Tfw 45,000 LINK

[Anonymous No.18365597]

>>18364564
tfw 2020 link just for lulz

[Anonymous No.18365605]

>>18364564
You had 2 months at sub $2.50. I don't want to fucking hear it. You could've donated plasma every week and sold cans and scared up a 300 stack.

[Anonymous No.18365612]

>>18364564
You had 2 years. Don't go buying 4chan's 20x bags now, desu. Get some Kleros.

[Anonymous No.18365647]

>>18364564
I was like you once. In February in fact. I only had a couple link. They were too pricy. So I started putting $100 in each week. Now I have 1k and am officialy a link whale. AMA

[Anonymous No.18365658]

Had 1600 in December now I have 100

[Anonymous No.18365670]

>>18365647
This guy gets it. Still plenty of opportunity to make it and you waste time whining like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.18365705]

>>18365647
stop the shameless shilling, i can see through you satsgang mindslave

[Anonymous No.18365744]

>>18365705
Fuck off faggot. I was late to the party. I'm from pol. I'm a biz newfag. And I learned about link. I used to be interested in bitcoin and had a small amount in 2016, but lost interest. I don't want to miss the boat again, and link seems to have a ton of momentum around it and a great idea. So fuck you, I really did just get into link and I really did just hit 1k coins (today no less) by putting in about $100 each week cuz I'm a wagie.

[Anonymous No.18365829]

>>18365658
Bpi9boi9

Bad, Poor investment boi btfo'd 9 times.

KWAB

[Anonymous No.18366653]

>tfw only 52 link

[Anonymous No.18366812]

I just have the 200 link I bought way back in 2018.

[Anonymous No.18368011]

>>18364564
1000 LINK is the same proportion of the Chainlink network as 21 BTC is of the total Bitcoin supply.

[Anonymous No.18368069]

>>18368011
Btc didn’t have 65% of it held by the creator

[Anonymous No.18368078]

>>18364564
How does 100 big macs sounds like?

[Anonymous No.18368095]

>>18365523
How many have you right now?

[Anonymous No.18368123]

>>18364564
how does infinite money sound?

[Anonymous No.18368125]

>>18364564
The only reason why I don't follow chainlink is because it's been clear from the start that sergey does not know what he's doing. He saw that airdrops work here and he decided to promote it, so he came up with an idea on the fly and went with the first name that came into his head. Then he recruited his buddies and started fudding every coin here in August, September and October of 2017. Afterwards, not realizing that he went in way over his head, he decided to promote his shitcoin as much as possible. By some miracle they launched a halfass mainnet that could have been coded in under two months, if they knew what they were doing. Sergey has never had this much money in his life and so he's blown through pretty bad, including paid promoters and marketers. Afterwards, he's been dumping realizing that you can't really build much on ethereum. He tries to delay the thoughts that's he stuck and realizes that he can never deliver. So ultimately his goal is to just wait it out, keep the crowd waiting, keep them biting until maybe Ethereum improves then have the infrastructure or maybe known as the first crypto oracle company, either way he's kind of stupid and not as smart he portrays himself. A boring and uninteresting individual, he is ruthlessly cut-throat and morally ambiguous. He just isn't a good person and his been notorious since his high school days for getting into schemes way over his head. Except this time it's in the millions and with real people's money.

[Anonymous No.18368126]

>>18368069
Unironically doesn't change what he said, even with all link in circulation 1k is one millonth of all chainlink, same as 21 btc.

[Anonymous No.18368141]

>>18365647
>>18365744

LIDF shills

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

[Anonymous No.18368150]

>>18368126
>>erc20 shittoken is like BTC

okay lidf shill

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

[Anonymous No.18368273]

>>18368141
>>18368150
how much do you get paid for this?

[Anonymous No.18368304]

>>18368141
I honestly cannot even begin to comprehend how your brain works