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Dear

>> No.18364064

>>18364053
Gates

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>>18364064
Fuck

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you

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Regards

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and

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John

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said

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>>18364053
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>>18364091
Marmaduke

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your

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>>18364103
negrodamus

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>>18364053
God

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Wrestlin'

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jews

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1992 Silverado with pocket pussy exhaust tip

>> No.18364145

>>18364053
Dear richest of us all, go fuck yourself with your self proclaimed humanity. We can do without. Really. But since the world turns as it does, you will the claim to be its saviour while having actually submitted all of us and made humanity your pawn.
I admire you and hate you at the same time.

>> No.18364146

>>18364053
nigger aids vaccine

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Niggerfaggots

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>>18364142
>>18364145
>>18364146
>>18364147
ONE WORD AT THE TIME YOU FUCKING TRANNIES

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>>18364162
Pony Express

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read

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>>18364053
Dear mr. gates,

Unfortunately, the virus you ordered was released by accident in Wuhan last week. It is highly infectious as you wished, but has low mortality rate. We are late and the spread is very likely impossible to be stopped at this point.

I officially apologize for not being able to help you any further with your plan of killing 500 million kids as a sacrifice for Moloch.

You will have to take matters into your own hands.

Again, i am deeply sorry for the mistake.

With regards,

Winnie the pooh

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>>18364162
NIGGERFAGGOTS IS A SINGLE FUCKING WORD YOU SMOOTH BRAINED DOLT. I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WHILE YOUR CAT WATCHES ME DO IT. YOU'RE A WASTE OF OXYGEN AND CARBON YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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>>18364188
cool it with the antisemitism, goy

>> No.18364255

>>18364053
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

>> No.18364266

>>18364053
Dear Bill, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I bought with cash, my savings, and my stimulus at the bottom
I sent two letters back at the top, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the blockchain or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your baggage?
My bags are heavy too, I'm 'bout to be a bagholder
If I have a bag, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Billie
I read about your Uncle Boris too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some Oyster Pearl nobody wanted
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ICO that you did with Serg
I got a room full of your folio and your tokens man
I like the shit you did with Talik too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Chan

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>>18364255
> Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
Best laugh i had tonight... thanks

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>>18364053
How do I disable autocorrect on Skype?

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18364326

Dear Will-I-am,
We were your father.
That's a man.
Sincerely,
Delete.

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Chainlink

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B-s-9ZjH0YP/

>> No.18364347

>>18364162
nigger aids vaccine is one word

>> No.18364368

WHERE HERE SMART MARK OF THE BEAST CONTRACT?

>> No.18364433

>>18364053
https://youtu.be/a85DJyK1rGA
tune in, unless you are a retard

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needful

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fuckPowershell

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18364472

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Brenton

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Dingleberrinos

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>>18364255
>>18364266
Best in the thread i'm out

>> No.18365076

Dear Billy Boy,

Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

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benis

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>>18364053
GNU/Linux

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>>18364053

wearing

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Unification (UND)

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>>18364053
Dear Mr. Gates,

I will suck your dick for $1,000,000,000.00 no homo. If you refuse, I will go on national television and say that you raped me when i was six years old. I believe this is a fair offer. You can afford it.

Sincerely,
/biz/

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>>18366808
>Dear Mr. Gates,
>I will suck your dick for $1,000,000,000.00 no homo. If you refuse, I will go on national television and say that you raped me when i was six years old. I believe this is a fair offer. You can afford it.
>Sincerely,
>/biz/
I'll do it for 1mil UND
you know he is holding it

>>18366780
Good shit

>> No.18367858

hello mister gates,
your nose is sexy I want to lick it