TRUMPBUX START TOMORROW!!!

[Anonymous No.18358378]

April 9th is the first day that direct deposits of TrumpBux will be distributed. Are you ready n*ggers??!?!?!!!?!?!?! How will you spend your gibs? Stocks? Gold? Crypto?

[Anonymous No.18358401]

Crypto, ETH is a sensible investment. right now.

[Anonymous No.18358420]

i'm going to lose it all immediately on chink exchanges

[Anonymous No.18358435]

>>18358378
>>18358378
They delayed it til next Monday.

[Anonymous No.18358440]

>>18358378
ETH, LINK, Zeon, and a $5 blowjob from your mum

[Anonymous No.18358447]

>>18358420
This is the only answer. Also sauce on the OP?

[Anonymous No.18358485]

>>18358435
No they didn't

[Dividend faggot No.18358887]

>>18358378
Gonna pay off my payday loan so I can get a payday loan.

[Anonymous No.18358925]

When does unemployment enhancement come out? That's where the real money is

[Anonymous No.18359227]

Yay $320 bux. I paid fucking $15K in income taxes. YAY.

[Anonymous No.18359282]

GIVE ME MY TUCKING TRUMP BUX RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.18359292]

>>18358378
Get ready for McDonald's stock to skyrocket tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18359349]

>>18358925
I'm only getting $445 a week right now, I want that extra fed money.

[Anonymous No.18359392]

>>18358378
All into savings at 1.7rate

[Anonymous No.18359420]

>Get Trumpbux on my birthday

[Anonymous No.18359453]

>>18358378
Uh, no? I'm going to use it to buy groceries and stimulate the economy like its meant for

[Anonymous No.18359456]

>>18358378
Im holding until this artificial inflation fucks off.

Me of even a month or so ago wouldve jumped into more Link and NIO but this place hardens you. I smell bull trap all over this thing.

[Anonymous No.18359459]

>>18359349
Lol what were you making like $12/hr

[Anonymous No.18359488]

>>18358887
Based

[Anonymous No.18359590]

Going to flip a coin heads link tails pink. I feel like pnk is really risky. Dubs I buy PNK and it moons

[Anonymous No.18359926]

Seriously don't get this
>be wagecucking to get 2 grand/month BEFORE taxes in bongland
>Some fucking boomer can sit at home, not work and get 2 and a half by virtue of having a comfortable life before
Free market economy my ass

[Anonymous No.18359955]

>>18358378
Gonna get a Mossberg with a good few rounds
But the rest is going into crypto.

[Anonymous No.18360671]

600 Powerball tickets.

[Anonymous No.18360684]

>>18358378
i'm gonna donate all the money to charity

[Anonymous No.18360732]

400 left to pay my car off, definitely doing that. Save 300, 300 to stocks, 200 to crytpo. If it weren't for the car, half stocks/crypto (XTZ, ETH, maybe LINK).

[Anonymous No.18360751]

i’m putting 1000 of it into link

[Anonymous No.18360770]

>>18358378
I won't be, because I ain't getting shit.

[Anonymous No.18360852]

>>18358378
I opened a RH account in anticipation and already lost it all on options

[Anonymous No.18360908]

>>18358887
Based and NGMI-pilled.

Live the dream, based 1997 Ford Focus anon.

[Anonymous No.18360934]

>>18358378
All into link

[Anonymous No.18360946]

>>18358378
GOLD FRANCS

I WILL BUY GOLD FRANCS

[Anonymous No.18360958]

>>18360852
>RH

why do people do this? what is so hard about saving up at least $25k to get around the pattern day trader rule?

[Anonymous No.18360978]

>>18360934
This. Thanks trump I’m going to take your $1200 and turn it into $400,000

[Anonymous No.18360990]

>>18358378
it's going to be so hilarious when they say sorry guys we changed our minds no checks

[Anonymous No.18361042]

>>18360958
All my real money is in vanguard index fund

unironically

[Anonymous No.18361129]

enjoy I get 0.

[Anonymous No.18361219]

>>18360852
Based

[Anonymous No.18361329]

>>18358401
just traded all my eth for xmr.

[Anonymous No.18361989]

>>18360958
Its just for Canadian's who, somewhat ironically, can't use TD burgertrader.

[Anonymous No.18362075]

>>18358378
Gonna use it all on crypto. Currently OGN and Zano are my top contenders.
OGN because of the p2p marketplace it have, and zano because monero is totally shit

[Anonymous No.18362094]

>>18358378
Bet there's a massive increase in muggings

[Anonymous No.18362796]

>>18362075
xmr and xrp hedge each other nicely.

[Anonymous No.18362815]

>>18360990
they already passed it and signed it into law retard.

[Anonymous No.18362854]

>>18358435
>Jealous Foreigner that isn’t getting trumbux detected

Hey Ching Chong why don’t you spend your Li bux on some broth and a a couple discount bars down at your local market?

[Anonymous No.18362875]

>>18362854
Bats

[Anonymous No.18362922]

>>18358378
I was claimed as a dependent in 2019 but not in 2018. Is it still possible to file 2018 taxes? I didn't file last year

[Anonymous No.18362932]

I’m going to buy a MacBook so I can make Apps for iOS and rake in easy App Store money

[Anonymous No.18363014]

>>18358378
I'm going to spend it on Chainlink of course and buy some boomer stocks

[Anonymous No.18363017]

>>18359955
Based. What model?

[Anonymous No.18363037]

>>18361329
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18363074]

>>18358378
I can't wait to increase my bags by $1200, and turn it into $700 within a week.

Thank you, based BAT.

[Anonymous No.18363208]

Gonna get my dick pierced

[Anonymous No.18363285]

>>18363037
it was only a few eth. We all will do well over the weekend anon :)

[Anonymous No.18363323]

Gonna put 1k into xrp and then use a little bit of my recent bonus check to pre-order a OnePlus 8 Pro. Pretty comfy, lads.

[Anonymous No.18363409]

No one on /biz/ qualifies for trumpbux lol how poor are you

[Anonymous No.18363453]

>>18358378
Paying of the remainder of my lease with an abusive leech of an ex. Gentlemen; learn from my mistakes, heed my words, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY oh and the rest into shitcoins of course

[Anonymous No.18363567]

>>18362815
nothing's real until it's real

[Anonymous No.18363590]

>>18360671
based

[Anonymous No.18363738]

I’m going to get a Super Blackhawk and reloading gear.

[Anonymous No.18364275]

Why are these so expensive? Do people buy em for the DESIGN?

[Anonymous No.18364502]

>>18358378
Oh man tomorrow is going to be greener than a forest

[Anonymous No.18364520]

>>18358887
>pay a loan to take out another loan
Never change. Loan from me so I can jack up the interest rate while I’m at it.

[Anonymous No.18364551]

>>18362922
No.

[Anonymous No.18364565]

>>18362922
Double no if you were underage in 2018. I don’t think your eligible on those two grounds aside from other stuff.

[Anonymous No.18364569]

I'm going to pay rent with it.

[Anonymous No.18364636]

>>18362932
lol

[Anonymous No.18364787]

I don’t follow the clown world shit but thinking on the premise caught my mind just now.
What if instead of going up tomorrow when everyone cashes their trumpbux, the market bleeds red with red candles?

The stupider it is, the more likely it is to happen according to clown world. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.18364875]

>trumpbux in
>berniebros refundless

I'm thinking bullish

[Anonymous No.18365079]

>>18358378
LINK
>$1000

[Anonymous No.18365090]

$1200 is nothing in stocks but right now it can buy 1/6th of a bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.18365123]

How do you set up direct deposit with the IRS?

[Anonymous No.18365165]

>>18358378
All in Tezos, was going to buy a gaming desktop but couldnt justify buying something that doesnt have 6% ROI

[Anonymous No.18365247]

>>18364502
How do we know that EVERYONE who did electronic deposit will get paid tomorrow tho?

[Anonymous No.18365268]

>>18360978
You can’t be this retarded anon.

[Anonymous No.18365290]

>>18364787
Sqqq fren

[Anonymous No.18365311]

whats best crypto platform??

[Anonymous No.18365354]

DONATE YOUR U.S. CORONAVIRUS / COVID-19 STIMULUS CHECKS PLEASE!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE consider DONATING YOURS if you can (e,g,, you're in an essential biz, making ends meet and not likely to lose your job)

UNLESS you're unemployed, furloughed, laid off, underemployed or (if you're hourly) had significant hours cut or likely will be in any of those statuses before this pandemic is over (e.g., 1-3 months), you SHOULD NOT NEED this relief and should strongly CONSIDER DONATING it (either directly and//or via foods/meds) to people who do.

This is NOT FOR discretionary spending, boosting your savings, or "buying on the dip"!

This is NOT FOR "increasing spending" to "boost the economy! The economy (outside of "Essential Businesses") is shut down or SHOULD be SHUT DOWN soon to increase "social distancing" to reduce contamination to decrease the time that the economy shutdown is needed to begin with!

[Anonymous No.18365356]

>>18359926
Relax. Its just a loan. Everyone has to pay it back next year.

[Anonymous No.18365377]

>>18365356
How so?

[Anonymous No.18365383]

Buying Antero Midstream
50% dividend incoming

[Anonymous No.18365431]

>>18365356
This is not true. It's a refundable tax credit. It doesn't have to be paid back by the recipient.

[Anonymous No.18365437]

>>18365354
Fuck you, retard. This shit is costing at least 17k per person in national deficit. A majority of people are a net drain on the system so for us actual taxpayers it's closer to 50 or 80k. I'm keeping this check because I have to take care of these sick retards in the ICU. 1.2K ain't shit but I'm only getting an extra $12/hr crisis pay plus more overtime than I even want. I'm going to dump this shit into BTC.
Being a hero is cool and all but it feels patronizing as shit when all you get is a Google doodle and corporate buys you fast food each night. Ain't got to be a solid gold medal or blowjob, but like money, yeah. That's what motivates me and makes me feel appreciated. We should get an essential workers only stimulus bill since we're the only ones actually impacted by this. Everyone else gets a vacation and can live off savings.

[Anonymous No.18365450]

>>18364636
lol

[Anonymous No.18365529]

>>18358378
Eventually pay off my student loan, but since I don't have to pay until September or whenever without interest accruing I'm going to start trading stocks. Also really hooping for another $1200 hopefully next month.

[Anonymous No.18365641]

>>18365354
This post make me cry, I will give away my $1200

[Anonymous No.18366023]

>>18365123
Literally your bank

[Anonymous No.18366064]

>>18358378
Gonna buy ARPA and gain 4% then cash out into Monero in 2022. Fuck the government.

[Anonymous No.18366105]

I JUST GOT MINE

[Anonymous No.18366142]

>>18360671
This guy gets it.

not really

[Anonymous No.18366154]

Probably invest in a new computer since going to college for an applied sciences degree and the current computer is 4 years old.

[Anonymous No.18366170]

Save it, mostly. I need to have work done on my car.

[Anonymous No.18366176]

yo i heard turbotax had some shit set up for the people that make $0 and havent filed taxes in years / ever?

[Anonymous No.18366191]

>>18358378
Food. I'm buying some Tyson chicken tendies.

[Anonymous No.18366193]

Three words:

High
End
Escort

[Anonymous No.18366207]

>>18366176
How do you live? Like what's your daily life like? Are you slinging dope?

[Anonymous No.18366224]

Yo anyone know how I can get more gibs in NY? Looking to have my rent paid for 3 months. My job won't reduce my hours lol

Kind of feeling sick.

[Anonymous No.18366271]

buy silver

[Anonymous No.18366273]

>>18366207
nah i quit my fairly long career in 2016 and lived off my savings. i unironically sent out a bunch of applications to re enter the workforce maybe a week before all this shit happened. nobody called me back except one place, and when i went for the interview it was some gay ass group interview thing so i just left.
i spend my days playing guitar, writing music, working on dumb projects ive got lying around like fixing my 42 year old motorcycle etc my neighbors bring me their lawn mowers and shit to fix too i just do it for free

[Anonymous No.18366457]

>>18358378
400 cups of coffee

[Anonymous No.18366506]

>>18359456

[Anonymous No.18366512]

>>18366273
I envy you more than I've ever envied someone in my life. That sounds so dang cozy.

[Anonymous No.18366538]

>>18360671
At least somebody ITT is going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18366554]

>>18363567
Everything's real until it's not real, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18366674]

Throw it into a basket of 10x, like always

[Anonymous No.18366958]

>>18366554
your post is dumb you should delete it

[Anonymous No.18367001]

>>18358378
batbois

[Anonymous No.18367169]

SPY puts and LINK

[Anonymous No.18367175]

>>18365247
People who made less than 10k on their return get paid first. Not everyone at once.

[Anonymous No.18367188]

>>18367175
I meant people who earned less than 10k USD income get paid first.

[Anonymous No.18367240]

>>18358378
Ok, it's April 9th. Where the FUCK are my DRUMPF BUX, MR. DOMALD DRERRFMPFF!!!!

IT'S BEEN 9 MINUTES! THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE! I AM A P.O.C. (ITALIAN) AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO GIVE ME MY MONEY! THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE!

[Anonymous No.18367242]

>>18367188
That's fucking stupid. I swear we'd be better off if a good 80% of our politicians were murdered.

[Anonymous No.18367246]

>>18367240
It's been 2 hours and 10 minutes you stupid cunt. I want my gibs.

[Anonymous No.18367251]

>>18367242
True

[Anonymous No.18367276]

>>18367246
post your address so I can murder you (on Minecraft) and steal your Dermpf Bucks

[Anonymous No.18367277]

>>18365123
Use Turbo Tax to file, you set up your bank DD there. TT is excellent btw.

[Anonymous No.18367285]

>>18366191
Fucking nasty ass shit. Chanced it once because I figured how bad could my non-organic shit from the store be this one time. The whole thing stank of bleach or maybe chlorine. Even after cooking it it had this disgusting chemical taste and smell.I'd sooner go to McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.18367286]

all in on peanut butter

[Anonymous No.18367294]

>>18359420
HBD anon. I hope it's your best yet. Truly.

[Anonymous No.18367296]

>>18365437
Taxpayers should give away their trumpbux? F NO.

[Anonymous No.18367302]

>>18367276
Don't play that shit, and I already got niggers raiding the hood every day looking for checks. Makes me glad that I don't live in a private house. It's the only places getting regularly targeted.

[Anonymous No.18367325]

>>18366176
Yeah. That's accurate. I file my taxes with TT the last 10 years. Really good. Assume the $0 tax form they have will be a breeze. Just go to their website.

[Anonymous No.18367343]

>>18358378
I just got my TrumpBux!! Anyone else get theres yet?

[Anonymous No.18367357]

>>18367294
based cooperposting

[Anonymous No.18367439]

>>18358378
A new shotty and a heap of varied ammuntion sounds nice

[Anonymous No.18367449]

>>18359227
You sound like a butthurt commie. Everyone suffering atleast youre doing alright.

[Anonymous No.18367451]

>>18358485
So do i get a check instead? I never pick direct deposit on that thing.

[Anonymous No.18367457]

>>18367451
Than probably yes you'll have to wait for a check. Not sure if you can change it now.

[Anonymous No.18367464]

>>18367451
maybe by Christmas if you're lucky. Fuckin loser

[Anonymous No.18367471]

>>18358925
It's already out in some states. I'm in Texas and according to the unemployment twitter it starts next week (April 12). Can't wait. It's 13 weeks of $600 a week. $7800 blows the $1200 stimulus check out of the water.

[Anonymous No.18367497]

>>18367457
Oh okay, that's not an issue then.

[Anonymous No.18367509]

>>18367471
Im unemployed (quit my last job months ago). Cant even get a job now.

[Anonymous No.18367523]

>>18365354
lol fuck off

[Anonymous No.18367525]

>>18366193
Good man

[Anonymous No.18367535]

>have too high of a salary to qualify
Ugh it smells like poor people in here

[Anonymous No.18367543]

>>18358378
Hmmm...Stocks will go up? Or maybe they'll FUCKING GO DOWN JEEEEEEEEZ

[Anonymous No.18367556]

>>18358378
>get trumpbux tomorrow
>get paid friday


Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.18367558]

>>18367535
>>18366506
Hello Jessica, did you file taxes on the $2,000 you made from getting a load of cum in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.18367575]

>>18358378
remind me, is this "free" money or does it need to be paid back next year

[Anonymous No.18367588]

>>18367558
Actually it was $3,000. They took off 2k because the director didn't like her tits and some other shit with her body lmao.

[Anonymous No.18367596]

what stock should I get with my trumpbux for max dividends? Looking at rds.a, almost 9%

[Anonymous No.18367692]

>>18365354
Get a job.

[Anonymous No.18367789]

>>18365165
get one with a 16 core ryzen and you can partially fund through mining monero

[Anonymous No.18367796]

>>18365165
Based

[Anonymous No.18368329]

Bump

[Anonymous No.18368462]

>>18368329
Is it $1200 ONCE or for a few months?

[Anonymous No.18368486]

>>18365383
No way...

[Anonymous No.18368503]

>>18358378
List of people who will actually get a payment tomorrow:

List of people who may receive a payment by end of the year but no earlier than July:
(You)

[Anonymous No.18368504]

>>18358401
>waiting for 1k like it matters
>sensible investment
what the actual fuck. how poor is this place?

[Anonymous No.18368512]

>>18368462
once.. and they won't even get it.

[Anonymous No.18368527]

>>18366457
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18368594]

>>18358378
big mac

[Anonymous No.18368650]

>>18365354
>Donating

[Anonymous No.18368666]

>>18368504
back to wsb with the rest of the psychopaths

[Anonymous No.18368825]

>>18365354
>>18365354

Fuck yourself with a loaded 357, take it and insert it into your mouth, taste the disgusting juice of a no job having faggot, and then end it. Send yourself into the eternal abyss.

Fuck you. Almost every bit of enjoyment has been stripped from my life because 30 percent of people live so unhealthily they can't survive a bad case of pneumonia.

I am legitimately visualizing and hoping with every fiber of my being for your speedy death. I hope you die.

[Anonymous No.18368906]

>>18368462
Once. However another stimulus package is in the works.

[Anonymous No.18368928]

If i get the trump bux im gonna get better ram for my laptop i think this epidemic will last for the rest if the year so i gotta have a better entertainment center

[Anonymous No.18369538]

>>18359227
You make too much money.

[Anonymous No.18369566]

>>18365123
+1 for TT & Cryptotrader.tax

[Anonymous No.18369597]

>>18368928
>entertainment centre
>laptop
Braonletism on thos board is bullish

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18369928]

>>18368462
Once, but if you are furloughed or laid off from your job due to the corona virus and file unemployment, the FEDGOV will give you an extra 600 bucks a week for up to 4 months

[Anonymous No.18370034]

Nothing is fucking here yet did i get justed or what

[Anonymous No.18370094]

>>18358378
Nobody is getting money today...it won't debit out until at least MONDAY...nothing today, and tomorrow is a holiday.
NO MONEY TIL NEXT WEEK REPEAT NO MONEY TIL NEXT WEEK.

[Anonymous No.18370531]

>>18362922
Doesn't work that way. They use the most current year - and, they've clarified that parents of dependants over 17 don't get $500. So if your parents claimed you to save cash on their taxes, they fucked you, hard.

https://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/04/08/will-college-students-get-stimulus-checks-after-al.aspxhttps://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/04/08/will-college-students-get-stimulus-checks-after-al.aspx

Now, there MIGHT be further action on this, but as of right now, if you're over 17 and your parents claimed you, neither of you get anything - your parents get $1200 each, but you get zip.
And, 2019 will be used to determine this. 2018 can be used IF you didn't file in 2019, OR you weren't claimed by someone.

[Anonymous No.18370562]

>>18365356
It's not a loan, dummy. It's a tax credit on 2020's taxes. People are getting bigger refunds, early. The only people who will have to pay it back are people who qualify now, but by the time April 2021 rolls around, and significantly raised their income for the year past the levels that disqualify it.
But you'll keep posting this in every thread because herr derrr, right?

[Anonymous No.18370580]

>>18370094
Last I read is they're starting to roll out the cash on the 15th. I would just go with sometime next week.

[Anonymous No.18370583]

>>18370094
Fug :(

[Anonymous No.18370627]

>>18367556
>get
>Got Paid today
>Get Paid Friday
>Nice

[Anonymous No.18370710]

>>18370562
Does this mean that next year's refund would be smaller then? Are there official sources that explain this in laymen's terms?

[Anonymous No.18370758]

Will they direct deposit if I paid taxes (didn't get a refund) through my bank? or will I get a check?

[Anonymous No.18370902]

>>18370710
NO. Jesus fuck. It's really fucking simple. You get $1200, now. That's it. Instead of owing 10k in taxes, you only owe $8800. This year. One time. Unless they pass more laws making more tax credits.

https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/stimulus-check-cash-payment-wont-lower-tax-refund-2020-4

[Anonymous No.18370967]

I make like 16 k yearly. I'm using my free cash on a PS5, weed and some pussy from this girl I know who fucks guys for money on Snap.
I'd vote for Trump for God if he keeps giving me money and free healthcare

[Anonymous No.18370985]

>>18370902
Shit, they are going to give us more money. The GOP is really turning put all right, if they keep the checks going I'm voting straight ticket. Why not just taxhhe rich and give us all a grand a month? It's free cash

[Anonymous No.18371024]

>>18358925
I'm already getting the extra $600 here in NY.

[Anonymous No.18371356]

People here get hyped for 1.2k

that is like Nothing. i mean yeah it is a lot of Money so much Money that i could live 4 months of it.

BUT it is only 1.2k. Every responsible human being should have this times 10 on their savings account.

And People on here should have up 50k laying around.

[Anonymous No.18371381]

You idiots realize IRS payments don't usually go through until around noon est right? Every tax return I've ever got has shown up right after 12 pm est. This is because they do them start of business and they have to allow for time to keep up with the west coast. But since it's a treasury department payment banks are required to post it the same day the ACH transfer goes through.

[Anonymous No.18371588]

live in ohio but have my residency in montana. been helping my folks and working back at home. got laid off in ohio though. can i file unemployment with ohio even though i am out of state?

[Anonymous No.18371592]

>>18371356
60% of Americans can't handle a $400 bill. 70% have less than 1k in savings. This is manna from heaven. I don't have a dime so I'm buying a 65 inch TV, savog for a PS5 and giving a girl I know $75 for sex.

[Anonymous No.18371693]

>>18371592
>I don't have a dime so I'm buying a 65 inch TV, savog for a PS5 and giving a girl I know $75 for sex.

Sir might you please tell me the colour of your Skin?

[Anonymous No.18371808]

>>18371693
I'm white. I will always be poor so may as well buy shit I won't be able to afford later.

[Anonymous No.18371856]

>be the united states
>produce little to nothing
>rest of the world produce commodities
>print money haha brrr
>everyone gives me free shit
clown world

[Anonymous No.18372101]

>>18370902
Just what I was looking for, thanks anon. I wasn't trusting the government to make it that simple so an explanation like this helps it make more sense.

[Anonymous No.18373219]

>>18365354
You first faggot
>you won't

[Anonymous No.18373948]

Bomp

[Anonymous No.18374077]

>>18360958
I've made money off RH.

[Anonymous No.18374192]

>>18365354
Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18374353]

I WANT MY TRUMPBUX NNNNRRRrROOOWWWWW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18374405]

>>18365354
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK NIGGERS EVERY DOLLAR I GET THIS WEEK IS GOING INTO CHAINLINK

AND THEN WHEN I BECOME RICH IM GOING TO SHORT BROWN PEOPLE UNTIL THEY DEVOLVE BACK INTO MONKEYS.

oh wait

guess i'll just buy a new car instead

[Anonymous No.18374702]

>>18371856
Such is the right of the conqueror.

[Anonymous No.18375044]

>>18360671
This but chads are playing the mega millions because some retard in New Jersey won the Powerball and reset the jackpot to $20 million which is nothing.

Just dumped the $1200 into mega millions. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.18375184]

>>18358378
I had my boomer father tell me I NEEDED to spend my Trumpbux on take out and local restaurants to stimulate the economy. Both he and my mom are both retired, on pensions, own two homes that are paid off, have millions in their stock portfolio and spend all day reading The Washington "Jeff Bezos' Blog" Post and watching (((CNN))). They have no understanding of economics, monetary policy, etc. and are living caricatures of the boomer meme.

For a second, I thought about explaining how that would unironically be the worst way of me to spend my money. Especially since I just bought a house this past November. However I quickly snapped back to reality and remembered any sort of logical argument against his advice would fall on deaf ears.

I'm either going to put my money in BTC/ETH or just throw it in my savings in case I need some liquid cash for an unexpected home or car expense.

[Anonymous No.18375191]

>>18365354
This isn't free money you fucking sack of shit, this is coming out of next year's taxes. Want me to donate my fucking house, car and land while I'm at it? Get fucked faggot.

[Anonymous No.18375195]

>>18371856
We produce literally everyone in the worlds food retard

[Anonymous No.18375248]

>>18360732
It amazes me that I share a beard with people who think 300 bucks is worth their time putting in the market.

[Anonymous No.18375330]

>>18375248
>I share a beard
based

[Anonymous No.18375487]

>>18360958
Robinhood is fine for those who aren't day trading. Stop being a seething commission faggot.

[Anonymous No.18375560]

>>18375184
At least you have rich boomer parents. My parents are divorced, broke consoomers, and my mom doesn't even own a house.

[Anonymous No.18375580]

>>18375560
Helpful parent fags have no idea what real life is

[Anonymous No.18375604]

when the FUCK are these supposed to deposit?

[Anonymous No.18375645]

>>18365354
Kill yourself niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.18376013]

I never did direct deposit so I won't be seeing that check for awhile. I don't really need the money anyways.

[Anonymous No.18376166]

The trumpbux don’t have to be paid back on taxes next year

[Anonymous No.18376192]

>>18375580
Make sure you work hard so your kids can have the life you didn’t and their children have the life their parents didn’t

[Anonymous No.18376506]

>>18370967
Really sad anon. What would your loved ones think

[Anonymous No.18376625]

>>18365354
good post. very funny.

[Anonymous No.18377335]

>>18370967
Even worse than the lottery because this is all cope and no hope.

[Anonymous No.18377590]

>>18364787
YES RUN ON THE BANKS TOMORROW WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18377644]

>>18376192
This. My parents were drug dealers mostly meth. They squandered millions of inheritance from my grandfather. ZMy dad told me on several occasions hed wished he never had kids. I saw my cousins get sold for drugs and never seen again.

You just work hard and put your family first.

[Anonymous No.18377759]

>>18361329
good call XMR gonna fly this next run