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>> No.18357718

its over bearbros, accept the mighty JP, or lose they money

>> No.18357724
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18357724

ACCUMULATE REFR

HOLD REFR TO 20

>> No.18357725

Last chance to get SQQQ under 16

>> No.18357726
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18357726

Bring back the AMRN shills!! TAKE THIS BITCH TO $20+

>> No.18357728

SPY 200 by 4/17

>> No.18357731
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18357731

What are some vegan stocks to buy? $BYND is still overpriced.

>> No.18357734
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18357734

MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
>MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS

>>18357134

>>18357134

>>18357134

>>18357134

>>18357134

MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
>MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS

>> No.18357742
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18357742

this fucking market is untradable I call bullshit on anyone who says he can predict the movements and isn't just holding longs. trump is a fucking moron and jerome is just creating another bubble I pity muricans.

>> No.18357750

>>18357698
Can anyone recommend companies heavy in plastics manufacturing?

>> No.18357758
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18357758

>not taking the freebies on WTI
NGMI

>> No.18357764
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18357764

>TMDX upgraded to price target of $25
buy buy buy buy buy

>> No.18357771

>>18357731
Buy RTN1 you miserable faggot

>> No.18357772
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18357772

I'm bored of this game.

>> No.18357774

its going to test those lows any day now right bears?

>> No.18357777

>>18357734
I’m balls deep in SPXL but that’s faggot r*ddit unfunny pasta

>> No.18357784

>>18357764
lmao by who?
post source

>> No.18357786
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18357786

I set a bunch off buys going down (buy at 5, buy at 4.50, buy at 4, etc) and turned my attention away from stocks until it was over. Other boards are posting now about how the country is back, Trump is back, etc. So, is it actually over, we back?

>> No.18357793
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>>18357698
What is /smg/ holding to benefit from the OPEC agreement tomorrow?

>> No.18357795
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18357795

Will America become Japan 2.0 at this rate?

>> No.18357807

>>18357742
Jeromes actions will impact everyone, not just Americans

>> No.18357809
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18357809

This is insanity. I'm going bear mode...no way this lasts.

>> No.18357811

can't wait for the market to dump 0.5% before close to end on +2.5 and bears to claim it as a moral victory lmfao

>> No.18357812
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>>18357784
it's real lol

>> No.18357817

Pls dump

>> No.18357818
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18357818

>hits 0.01 for a trading period and then skyrockets back to the norm

This is a glitch, right?

>> No.18357820
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18357820

>Daddy, I HATE living in a car. Why didn't you invest in oil stocks and prison REITS?

>> No.18357823

>>18357793
KHC

>> No.18357825

QQQ Red dildo any fucking second

>> No.18357827
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18357827

>>18357809
>implying infinite QE can ever be turned off
>implying it ever will

>> No.18357833

>>18357777
Digits confirm true

>> No.18357838

>>18357795
inshallah

>> No.18357841

why do they let low IQ monkey pigs on CNBC so often. It's honestly disgusting they let these people shill to normies and fuck them over.

>> No.18357842

Will any of the markets be open tomorrow or is it all closed down due that faggot who died on a cross?

>> No.18357844

>>18357786
Yes. Everything good. Market is healthy again, business are reopening in every country, zero unemployments, zero debt and no need for stimulus packages or anymore central bank help. We fully recovered and bails outs are not necessary either. LET'S GO CAPITALISM. Oh wait...wrong system.

>> No.18357846

>>18357811
Bears will be liquidated before the crash. It's so funny to watch.

>> No.18357851

>>18357777
agreed

>> No.18357853

My old friend's father has OPEC connections through UAE. Tomorrow OPEC is going to

>> No.18357855

>>18357793
a gun to my head

>> No.18357862

>>18357827
1. money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
2. fed doesnt buy stocks
3. you are ignorant
4. you are retarded

>> No.18357864
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18357864

/MUMU'd/

>> No.18357867
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>>18357795
Sure hope so. That would spare me the inconvenience of emigrating to Japan 1.0.

>> No.18357868

>>18357818
It's always the RH users who are this dumb, go figure.

>> No.18357875
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18357875

Oil moon

>> No.18357877

who /holdingGUSH/ here?

>> No.18357878

I have about $1,500 to invest in something fun or more risky per month.
I’m well secured in terms of pension plan, living arrangements and health care.
What do I do if I don’t want to fuck with options and all that, just old-fashioned shares?
I was thinking of making an unethical portfolio with weapons, tobacco etc., but I also want to make some money.

>> No.18357879
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18357879

about to get margin called

>> No.18357886
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>>18357807
I'm just reposting something a butthurt bobo posted last thread.
I bought 3 weeks ago.

>> No.18357889

>>18357764
I got in at just under $11 when that medfag (you?) shilled it ages ago. Based.

>> No.18357895

>>18357795
>strict immigration laws in japan
i hope

>> No.18357896

>>18357864
u ok bro?

>> No.18357897

>we're approaching yesterday's highs
damn. are there any bobros left? I'm holding my inverses to the 2800 - 2850 range on the S&P. bleed with me brothers.

>>18357862
>fed hasn't increased the size of its sheets
>fed isn't operating with blackcock
hmm...

>> No.18357899

>>18357862
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
Nope
Buying bad corporate and municipal debt then erasing the red number in the ledger when they default is unlimited printer works.

>> No.18357900

>>18357742
its just a generator of random numbers
holtes chains that generate no profit at all currently were rising 20% in one day

BULLSHIT

>> No.18357908

>>18357846
i see you've never gone short in your entire life

>> No.18357909
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18357909

Commence the dump.

>> No.18357912
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18357912

Based or cringe?

>> No.18357913

>insider traders on oil
Why is this allowed

>> No.18357919
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18357919

What are you guys expecting from the OPEC meeting tomorrow?

>> No.18357918

Easy money if you can day trade:
Buy puts and calls 2 off the strike, sell off the 3:55 pump or dump.

>> No.18357924

>>18357864
I still can't believe bears still exist. It took only a week for bulls to stop sting during the drop but here we are 3 weeks of up later and bears still trying to time a drop that won't happen.

>> No.18357927

>>18357825
What did I say fuck these normal fags in the last thread calling me retarded

>> No.18357928

>>18357777
Checked

>> No.18357929

>>18357912
based, but lock some of your gains in soonish.

>> No.18357931

>>18357897
>>fed hasn't increased the size of its sheets
>>fed isn't operating with blackcock
except that's not waht i said at all. yes their balance sheet is going up. no, they don't buy stocks. more importantly, money is being destroyed faster than it's being created. welcome to economics 102.

>> No.18357940

>>18357908
Hope you have enough margin :^)

>> No.18357944

>>18357919
Nothing. It'll just be old people talking and then nobody agrees on anything

>> No.18357947
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18357947

>>18357909
>We will break 4% EOD

>> No.18357949
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18357949

EVERY SINGLE ETF I HELD ENDED A FUCKING TREMENDOUS FAILURE BECAUSE THE MARKET JUST REVERSED FUCKING DIRECTION GOD DAMN IT FUCKING SHIT

WHEN YOU GET ATH YESTERDAY AND A PLUNGE IT'S ONLY FUCKING FITTING THE PLUNGE CONTINUES NEXT DAY INSTEAD OF FUCKING V-REBOUNDING FUCK

>> No.18357951

If i wanna get some longs on oil before tomorrow, what's the play? A specific company or and index? Stay away from shale or no?

>> No.18357959

>>18357913
C’mon everyone has always known that there a different rules for different people

>> No.18357960

>>18357897
i want this fake and gay market to burn. not for money, just for the sake of it. tired of this horse shit.

>> No.18357961
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>>18357724

What the fuck is this moon

>> No.18357963

For me SNSS is not just another stock. Some people just go "hey if I make money great, if I don't oh well" Which is fine and to be honest that's the right way to go about it. But for me, losing money on the deal was never an option cause I need all the money I can get. Long story short; I'm 37, didn't save as much as I should've during my 20's/early 30s. So now my retirement plan is kinda lacking. SNSS is a way to correct that mistake and give my retirement plan a big kick in the ass. Sure I've got a pension and a 401 and now a brokerage,etc. Both the pension and 401 are doing rather well, but still. It don't mater how good the investments are doing if your still behind as it were. All the retirement people tell you this; "by age 40 your on track for a nice retirement if you have double your salary in the bank (or invested)" Thanks to SNSS I'll hit that mark about 4 years sooner.

>> No.18357965

>>18357877
Holdin since 18 ese

>> No.18357970

>>18357918
what does 2 off the strike mean?

>> No.18357977
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18357977

tfw XOM purchaser @ $31-32

>> No.18357980

>>18357877
I’ve got a 35 dollar call on it for June 19th. How do you think this stock is going to perform anon?

>> No.18357983

>>18357919
Doesn't matter everything will be pumped anyway other than oil itself which will continue pump-and-dumping because that's what shitcoins do.

>> No.18357987

>>18357842
Open tomorrow closed Friday

>> No.18357989

>>18357913
Only trade you win is the trade you make.

>> No.18357990

>>18357951
invent a time machine and buy in three weeks ago
seriously I don't think oil has that much more upside, and when this many anons are talking about it you know you missed the bus

>> No.18357992

>>18357823
You must have one of the most redpilled portfolios of anyone here. Hats off to you, sir.

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>>18357818
It's just a glitch bro 4 sure check this out.

>> No.18357999

>>18357897
It will dump after the opec meeting from ~2800

>> No.18358005

>>18357931
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
money is moving out of circulation? sure, but i don't get what this has to do with the infinite QE. we're not spending fuck all, shit's closed.

>> No.18358007
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18358007

This market is easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32EsgmRzT0E

>> No.18358008
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>>18357960
>tired of this horse shit.
everyone is

>> No.18358009
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18358009

Makin bacon, again

>> No.18358011

>>18357899
>Nope
real convincing. velocity is slowing down. debt is getting destroyed faster than it's being taken on. credit is evaporating faster than base money is rising. welcome to economics 102.

>> No.18358014

Raytheon is still a good buy at this price. Sub-10 P/E on a juggernaut like RTX is literally free money.

>> No.18358018

>>18357698
Delta Airlines Q1 earnings tomorrow. Get your puts ready. Even Buffett dumped their stock.

>> No.18358019

>>18357987
What about Monday?
I hate how everything is closed for the next 4 days barring saturday

>> No.18358021
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18358021

Anybody else getting rich of gas stocks?
I hold most of these...
Absolutely fire.
Made this thread a little over a month ago...
>>/biz/thread/S17463815#p17463815

>> No.18358023

>>18357951
honest answer though, if you have no idea just buy XLE

>> No.18358026
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18358026

>>18357977
>bought at 42
>Need to wait to 44 to even make money

>> No.18358032

>>18357919
I have no clue. If i did i would be holding an oil long right now.

>> No.18358035

>>18357862
Blackrock is the fed now, and they're buying everything.

>> No.18358036

>>18357862
based
but
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
I don't understand what you mean by money is being destroyed. I understand that the deflationary shock is hitting hard, and that the flight to cash and quality is driving up the dollar, but what do you mean by "destroyed"

>>18357897
ah shit
I didn't realize
I really am on the wrong side of the trade if people like this are the bears. I really did sell the bottom.

>>18358005
>we're not spending fuck all
which is DEflationary (or disinflationary)

>> No.18358038

>>18357940
you cant short on margin in retail accounts you dumb nigger that's the point i was trying to make but you're too stupid to read between the lines so let me spell it out for you.

also i am superior to you. have a nice day :)

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>>18357977
nice
I got in at 34

>> No.18358054

>>18358021
Are you telling me not to sell my CHK stocks?

>> No.18358056

>>18357977
$37 reporting in. Stop set at $40. Bring it on Bobo.

>> No.18358057

>>18357990
You convinced me. I'll bet on the meeting going to shit by keeping my money, and waiting to pick up cheapies in the aftermath

>> No.18358063

>>18357878
Buy coal stocks with low debt and strong earnings multiples.

>> No.18358071
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18358071

BBOOOOEEEINNNNGGGG

>> No.18358072

Sold all the stocks that were giving me profit so far. I might get fucked, but I think it's a dead cat bounce

>> No.18358074

>>18358009
what's your PT for FunNuggets?

>> No.18358079
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18358079

Russia isn't going to agree to any deal unless the US takes production cuts as well.

Tomorrow could potentially be a shit show and tank the oil market again

>> No.18358082

>>18357853
fuck off

>> No.18358086

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>> No.18358093

>>18357977
38 so meh but im still happy

>> No.18358094

>>18358035
>they're buying everything.
no, they are not buying stocks. it's not just just because you want it to be true.

>>18358036
>I don't understand what you mean by money is being destroyed
credit trades like money. it is basically identical to money. when you pay your debts, credit is destroyed. debt is both an asset and a liability, and when they meet they cancel each other out (destruction).

>> No.18358097

>Selling $1trillion in 50 year 1.5% US treasuries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIV1JSfPvos

Who the fuck buys these?

>> No.18358098

ZOOM TUMBLING

>> No.18358101

>>18358071
Sell way otm puts. Better work that cash son.

>> No.18358102
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18358102

WHAT THE FUCK

I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO PUT ALL MY MONEY IN AT THE BOTTOM, WITH MARGINS AND EVERYTHING

AND I DIDN’T

WHY AM I CURSED

FUCK MY LIFE

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.18358104

>more terrible unemployment numbers set to come out tomorrow
Looks like another green day incoming

>> No.18358106

>>18358018
where do you see that its tomorrow? my td says 4/28 and finviz says 4/8....

>> No.18358112
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18358112

I love holding REFR

thanks shorts, short fish fucking FRY

FRYYYYYYYY

>> No.18358123

will XOM ever go bankrupt?

>> No.18358122

>>18358071
same shit every day
someones making bookoo bucks off daytrading ba

>> No.18358124

Raytheon literally contract for cia in pine gap. Those who invest won't be forgiven. I know who U are I know what U r.

>> No.18358127

>>18358097
>Who the fuck buys these?
the fed

>> No.18358132

>>18358057
If you are so sure it will fall through then bet against it before the meeting and make money.

>>18358079
It's seriously a 50%+ swing either way if you bet correctly.
Exciting times.
I think a deal will be reached, but it won't pump as hard as people think it will and whatever cuts they agree to will not be sufficient.

>> No.18358135

>>18357867
Sad weeb

>> No.18358139

>>18358123
No

>> No.18358144

>>18357977
checked, 36 here

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18358146

>Why yes I am financially ruined, how could you tell?

>> No.18358147

>>18358104
fucking clowniada

>> No.18358148

>>18358112
>I love locking away hundreds of my dollars on a shitstock instead of buying the big boys and making gains over couple days
Okay retard.

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18358154

>ZM craters after I decide to not buy puts and used my capital on other plays.
haha

>> No.18358165

>>18358097
Ultra boomers

>> No.18358170

>>18358106
https://markets.businessinsider.com/earnings-calendar#date=04/09/2020&name=&countries=&eventtypes=103,99&tab=ALL

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>>18358146

>> No.18358179

Crab bros, get ready. We're going to bomb our way back down to +1%.

>> No.18358187

>>18357818
USO was halted so options were not allowed to trade. RH marks options that cannot trade as $0.01

>> No.18358189

>>18358072
same. if it dips buying some before bell in case it repeats what it did the past two days.

>> No.18358190
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18358190

My NEET ways will come to an end next week. As I will no longer have time to monitor the markets, I must choose an investing strategy now.

Do I #yolo blue chips and risk making the wrong bets?
Do I cuck out and pay fees for average results i.e. ETFs?

If I'm forced to become a 401k boomer I ideally want cash flow out of it.

>> No.18358192

>>18358054
yeah i hold that one as well.
Seems to be one of the few dead cats.
Chesapeake, Gulfport, Apache got smacked pretty hard and may not recover.
Antero is struggling to keep up with the bests.
I posted the ones that seem to get decent market response.
It is clear the market is sifting through which ones it thinks may go bankrupt.

Gulfport Highly likely
CHK likely
Apache likely
Antero Somewhat likely
Ovintiv Somewhat likely
Range resources Somewhat likely
Southwestern, CNX, CRK, Montage, EQT not likely

Id say hold CHK for now but try to diversify in those other not likely to go bankrupt gas producers.

>> No.18358197

>>18358173
It was weird in that scene how he announced to the public "someone just got their arm ripped off," you'd think he'd keep that quiet in a park where people play with tigers.

>> No.18358198

>>18358165
Why would boomers buy bonds they literally won't live to see mature? Boomers are selfish by nature.
It's the fed buying these bonds.

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18358199

>>18358074
TSN: 63 and save some for all time high
SAFM: basically here
SYY: all time high
Hormel: never went down in the first place
Pilgrims: unsure

>> No.18358201

>>18358005
>money is moving out of circulation?
no, credit is, which trades exactly like money. it gets replaced when people take on new debts, which they are not doing because of the virus.

>but i don't get what this has to do with the infinite QE
infinite QE exists as an inflationary pressure to offset the deflationary pressure of credit destruction. even this amount of QE is not enough because our entire economy is so absurdly debt ridden. regardless, the money the fed prints does not go directly into stocks.

>> No.18358208

>>18358104
Tomorrow will probably be red at least towards the end just because everyone is too scared to hold into the 3 day weekend

>> No.18358213

>>18358190
VTSAX, .004% fee, basically free.

>> No.18358214

>>18357818
get a real broker

>> No.18358215
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18358215

>>18357698
im about to double down and spend my remaining 5k on SQQQ please help

>> No.18358218

>>18358123
XOM is John Rockefeller’s legacy and a part of America’s industrial aristocracy with JP Morgan, GE, F, and X. None of those companies will be allowed to go under by Uncle Sam.

>> No.18358219
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18358219

>>18358189
You comfort me, anon

>> No.18358223

>>18358132
Im not that sure kek I'll go with the lowest risk lowest (immediate) reward play

>> No.18358226

I want off this wild ride

>> No.18358228

>>18358201
>regardless, the money the fed prints does not go directly into stocks.
It goes into company stock buybacks. The reason why we have infinite QE is because the Fed thinks that inflation can be absorbed entirely in the stock market.
The money from the previous QE went into stocks and has been going into stocks since Greenspan.

>> No.18358234
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18358234

So I've adopted a new strategy, it's called "just buy some shit fuck it."

>> No.18358232

>>18358208
>3 day weekend
Is there a three day weekend? I'm a NEET, I barely know what day it is in the first place.

>> No.18358235

>>18358208
green

>> No.18358242

>>18358170
hhmmmm... weird..

>> No.18358244

>>18358208
I don't believe that. It jumped up 5% between last Friday and this monday.

>> No.18358245

Haha, Nothing can stop SNSS now! Profit shall rain down like mad for ten years starting Monday!. Nothing can keep the stock price down anymore either. By this time next year the current stock price will seem "cheap", that is unless the Holy Buyout happens, which for all we know may happen before Pentecost. P.S My T-babies just Hiked that Fat Divvy some more. So double the good news for me, haha.

Some thought me mad as hell, others thought me "retarded" but who's the last one laughing now. The dude who's sitting on a gold mine thanks to SNSS or the dude who dismissed my claims as madness? Haha, fuck the haters and all that shit here's to me finally getting a nice Fat Wad of Green in the bank as well as kick starting my long range plan of a comfy retirement when I'm age 50 and age 65. I took a big ass gamble but oh hey look at that it's paid off for me in the end. Let that be a lesson to all; I always win in the end.


It would not be a surprise if Big Pharma knocks very loud on SNSS's door over the weekend/all next week. With a very nice deal in place before Pentecost. They know the time to buy SNSS is before they can get the ball rolling. Cause the longer SNSS goes it alone the higher that stock price will climb and thus the more Green Bags Big Pharma would have to fork out.

>> No.18358246

>>18358215
Do it bitch take profits when qqq is a little under 170 and put it all into shorting Walmart.

>> No.18358248
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18358248

N.Y. Reports Record 779 Daily Deaths (1:36 p.m. NY)

I'm still hopeful that no one will want to hold over extended weekend.

>> No.18358249

>>18358234
EMHpilled

>> No.18358251

>>18358234
that's a really low energy USO call

>> No.18358252

>>18358215
i really wouldn't.

>> No.18358255

>>18357823
Absolutely based

>> No.18358258

>>18358234
oh fuck it works

>> No.18358264

>>18358252
Because you are a fool

>> No.18358265

>>18358245
>SNSS bagholding
I can't even tell if this is ironic.

>> No.18358268
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18358268

>>18358232
GMI

>> No.18358269

>>18358248
Does this include the deaths at home?

>> No.18358272

>>18358234
Based and yolo pulled.

>> No.18358274

>MTDR

That is all

>> No.18358275
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18358275

>>18358148

>The virgin quick gains cuck
>vs. The Alpha long term capital gains chad

I mean it went to 30 in 2000 with no products so, your call

I will be laughing when it reaches AMD prices cause they hold all the patents on there shit. Do your research

>> No.18358276
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18358276

>sold on Monday to rebuy the dip
I-It'll go down right bobos?

>> No.18358281

>>18358228
>It goes into company stock buybacks
wrong

>The money from the previous QE went into stocks
yes, it eventually finds its way into stocks, if people have faith that the price of stocks will go up. these retards are acting like the fed is directly manipulating the stock market. stock market action has always been driven by supply and demand. this entire rally is fueled by nothing more than retail investor hopium and FOMO and is about to collapse in glorious fashion.

>> No.18358286
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18358286

>absolute state of bears

>> No.18358287

I'm retarded, someone explain wash sale rules to me.

I sold out of SDOW for a big loss last month, and just bought back in this week in anticipation of a move down. I panicked when I saw my huge cost basis today, but looking into it further my broker flagged it as a wash sale. I was intending to cut my losses on a bad investment decision.

>> No.18358290

>>18358248
Same

>> No.18358294

>>18358242
Doesn't really matter. It's going to tank regardless. Q2 is going to look even worse. But UAL is skyrocketing for some fucking reason.

>> No.18358295

>>18358274
>pink sheets
bruh

>> No.18358300
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18358300

We're really about to be back ATH by the end of this mount at the rate we're going

>> No.18358301

I can't wait for this gnarly eod pump

>> No.18358302
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18358302

OPEC gonna crash the market tomorrow

>> No.18358306

>>18358248
>he isn’t looking at the demographics of those deaths

That’s bullish af m8

>> No.18358308

YOU GUYS DIDN"T REALLY THINK OL' JP WAS GONNA LET US CRAB DID YOU?

>> No.18358309

>>18358234
This is the scientifically correct strategy. The efficient market hypothesis says that all available information is priced into every stock at all times, and therefore stocks are fairly priced at all times, which means that buying any one stock is just as good as buying any other stock.

>> No.18358316

>>18358248
is that bad?

>> No.18358318

>>18358302
Or save it.

>> No.18358319

Got to help mom and dad pay their bills bros, can't fucking buy the dip, feels bad missing all the action.

>> No.18358320

>>18358302
If by crash you mean save then yes I agree.

>> No.18358321

>>18358300
That's not a bad thing

>> No.18358323

>>18358213
Bruh, I'm not asking for tickers. I need to form an investing strategy because my trading days are over. You seem to be in the index fund camp but gave no justification.

>> No.18358325
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18358325

OH NO NO NO BARRONS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> No.18358328

it's literally over for america

>> No.18358332

>>18358294
>But UAL is skyrocketing for some fucking reason.
bears letting it breath to get a better jumping off point for their shorts

>> No.18358335
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18358335

B O R I N G G A M E

>> No.18358341

Do I sell my 46 amd put for -37% and Yolo on oil, or wait and see if it'll drop? Expired 4/17

>> No.18358344

>>18358127
this orange faggot is going to pump the markets until he's reelected and dump a month after his inauguration. this is legitimately retarded, and all the people yelling priced in better strap in once the clacking ends.

>> No.18358346

>Already back to 2019 levels despite a global recession
I refuse to trade this retarded market.

>> No.18358348

>>18358199
Nice. Qt pic

>> No.18358349

ACCUMULATE SSL

HODL TO 32.77

>screencap this he said

>> No.18358352

>>18358302
>OPEC decides not to cut
>Oil only goes down 10% and keeps 20% of the price it gained on the rumor while being buoyed by a rising S&P which was buoyed by the oil rumor.

>> No.18358354

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE AMRN SHILLS!?!?!?! COME BACK!!!!

>> No.18358355

>>18358295
Number go up

>> No.18358358

>>18358341
don't fucking touch oil this god damn shit is rigged

>> No.18358360

>tfw all I had to do was hold my calls two days longer and I would have 6x'd my profits

REEEEEEEE

>> No.18358364

>>18358323
No one can give you a strategy. You know the plays, just pick whatever fits your psychology and goals.

>> No.18358366 [DELETED] 

>>18358346
You know the annoying variable is in economics AND the stock market? People
Remove people so we can moon in peace

>> No.18358368
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18358368

stonks really do only go up don't they

>> No.18358370

>>18358135
never understood why 4channers so desperately want to go to japan to become their niggers.

>> No.18358371

I guess i'll buy oil stocks and watch them go down tomorrow on real news

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18358376

>>18358335
GAAAYYYYY

>> No.18358379
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18358379

yesssss.

>> No.18358380

>>18358302
And the meeting is before market opens.
Oil stocks are going to open way under people's stop losses.

>> No.18358381

>>18358352
this desu

>> No.18358385

>>18358323
Take the dividend stock/option writers pill and set up weekly plays for income.

>> No.18358386

LETTER TO SAUDI CROWN PRINCE FROM U.S.LAWMAKERS SAYS FAILURE TO REVERSE OIL CRISIS MEANS THEY WILL ENCOURAGE ANY RECIPROCAL RESPONSES BY U.S. GOVERNMENT
3:34 PM

>> No.18358388

>>18358094
>when a positron meets an electron...
Aha! I see! Maybe
Now I have to figure out the difference between liquidity crunches. Cash vs credit crunch.

>> No.18358390
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18358390

Bobo are you OK?

>> No.18358392

This pump actually seems off, and seem this way for everyone. Which is why I think it will go even higher. Everyone is retarded by default, money managers (and I mean guys who actually manage money with at least several billions AUM) are always going to reverse the herd. I think we will be accumulating till the virus goes and then money managers will dump all they've made onto retail heads who will surge to the markets on positive news thinking it's safe to buy now.
Refute me.

>> No.18358393

>>18358380
When is the meeting?

>> No.18358394

>The senior Saudi prince who is governor of Riyadh is in intensive care with the coronavirus. Several dozen other members of the royal family have been sickened as well. And doctors at the elite hospital that treats Al-Saud clan members are preparing as many as 500 beds for an expected influx of other royals and those closest to them, according to an internal “high alert” sent out by hospital officials.

>> No.18358404
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18358404

Time to switch to bear

>> No.18358408
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18358408

I'm going to fucking kill myself
ARE YOU HAPPY JEROME
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY

>> No.18358409

Good time to buy?

>> No.18358411

>>18358386
>US Lawmakers
Will be ignored
Saudi's got to bankroll 9/11 and all of their neighbors paid for it. They aren't doing shit unless it helps themselves.

>> No.18358416

>>18358036
go bull. do it. the /biz/ way.

>> No.18358417

>>18358302
I bought:
300 shares of UCO @ 2.04
10x Calls on UCO for strike 2
5x Calls on UCO for strike 3
current price is 2.30 - My calls will either moon my acc or I lose 100 dollars. Either way my UCO shares have already netted me like $80 so I'm not really risking anything for a possible profit of like 1k. So its basically retarded not to bet on oil right now

>> No.18358419

>>18358393
Before market hours.
I'm selling some oil right now.
Might hold XOM and MRO, idk.

>> No.18358425

>>18358218
like the Lehman Brothers?

>> No.18358428

>>18358379
I love my YUM. 100 per share easy

>> No.18358429

>>18358349
I bought in at 1.60 you're late to the party

>> No.18358430

Saudi coronavirus troubles are unironically good for the chances of the oil deal succeeding. The highest royalty is hiding on an island to avoid the 150 royals already infected.

>>18358408
Stop fighting the market.

Also crab bros, here we go.

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18358432

>>18358386
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18358436

>>18358408
i WISH my losses were 160 lol

>> No.18358438

>>18358287
It's for tax reporting, it doesn't matter unless you're trying to use losses to write off taxes

>> No.18358446

>>18358409
YES
BUY then wait for price to go up
IF goes down BUY MORE
DO NOT SELL until
PROFIT TARGET MET
Always have a profit target
Always sell at target

>> No.18358455

nice drop

>> No.18358456

>>18358386
>MEANS THEY WILL ENCOURAGE ANY RECIPROCAL RESPONSES BY U.S. GOVERNMENT
Such as? US is already producing at capacity.

>> No.18358457

>>18358425
Lehman were too Jewish and was never part of the good ol’ boys club that made up the founding fathers of US industry.

>> No.18358458

Got 1k to invest tomorrow, should I top up my Games Workshop shares or my Unilever shares?

>> No.18358459
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18358459

>tfw unironically went all in on RTX

>> No.18358461

>Mark Cuban: only 50% of small businesses will survive
is this bullish

>> No.18358463

>>18358456
Ye olde' Tariffs

>> No.18358466

>>18358429
I BOUGHT AT 1.50
I TIPPED YOU OFF
YOU ARE WECOME

>> No.18358467

>>18358036
right, so now there's M2 money secured by the 2T stimulus + money going to businesses. The deflationary environment will end soon enough, because that money will slap back.
>everything back to normal
>but also +cash
hmmmmm

>> No.18358471

>>18357793
Rdsb
Xom
Mur
Clr
Uso
Pbf
Will hold at least one year.
Got into the oil train now looking for the next cheapies sales.

>> No.18358472

>>18358430
I WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING IT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHEN THEY'RE DOING PUMPS

>> No.18358475

>>18358459
They're bound to at least 2x if you're willing to wait until the next war kicks off lol.

>> No.18358477

>>18358459
I actually wish I listened to my gut feeling for once and bought it just a bit before the merger. Jesus christ.

>> No.18358478

oh gee could have ever predicted a dump before close? this rally is based on sound fundamentals and not FOMO and hopium after all

>> No.18358481

>>18358287
To avoid that situation in the future, you can buy a similar ETF instead of the same one that you sold. In your case, if you wanted to buy back into SDOW, you could buy another index bear ETF like SQQQ or SPXS instead, which should result in roughly similar returns, but wouldn't create a wash sale.

>> No.18358482

>>18358386
Extremely bullish.

>> No.18358486

Reminder that tomorrow is going to be battle of the machines

>> No.18358487

>>18358461
Bullish for mid-cap companies I'd say. That's what I'm putting most of my income into anyway.

>> No.18358491

>>18358197
I hear this show is peak reality degeneracy.

>> No.18358492

>>18358477
Friday was the best opportunity, not before the merger. It went down -10% at one point.

>> No.18358495

>>18358478
I know some one who knows some one who's tested positive for the Covid-19. It's fucking over. Just sell everything.

>> No.18358497

PUMP TO 7% KILL ThE BEARS

>> No.18358499

>>18358466
You didn't tip me off, they were the biggest downward mover on the xchange that day. You an employee or sonething?

>> No.18358500

I just increased some of my positions so the market is gonna dump tomorrow fo sure

>> No.18358505

>>18358446
>always sell at target
You mean always be selling calls at target.

>> No.18358508

>>18358475
War with Venezuela soon, right, anon?

>> No.18358509

that random ass brent oil massive green dildo lost me 35k
i don't even know anymore

>> No.18358514

>>18358486
Red as a chinese military parade?

>> No.18358515

>>18358392
I think you're right trump is going to ruin the markets for decades only to secure his reelection. all the fucking promises he's made to wall street, what semi intelligent leader would say to the markets that he's going to pump them infinitely? why would you promise to bail out corporations for their bad decisions? at the same time spending hundreds of billions on UBI. he might do the same to the american economy that he has done to his father's company. and I was neutral on trump up to this point.

>> No.18358517

>>18358411
Neighbors paid in blood you mean.

I’m amazed 24 got to blackpill the US on the Vice President willingly allowing terror attacks on the US. During the bush/Cheney presidency kek

>> No.18358522

>>18358509
shit's rigged

>> No.18358525

>>18358477
Up to 22 atm, 11 of those were from merger.

>> No.18358527

>>18358349
Hand sanitizers?

>> No.18358528

>>18358509
>random
Nigger you have bunch of idiots riding on optimism for thursday.

>> No.18358529

>>18357742
I tend to agree but who the fuck knows anymore.

>> No.18358530

Fuck I just don't know what to think about oil right now.
Sold HAL, sold OXY, holding XOM and MRO
If the OPEC+ parties do not already have an agreement in place, they would have just called off the meeting, right?
Holy fucking shit I HATE google captchas.

>> No.18358531

>>18358495
We've passed the bottom, you're insane if you're not buying/holding now.

>> No.18358533

Tomorrow jobless claims, what shall the market do anons? I sold my bags yesterday and missed 30% gains kill me

>> No.18358537

>>18358491
It's extremely compelling. Tigers, sex cults, murder, it's got something for everyone. Some people are too weird to live.

>> No.18358539
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18358539

USO 2x by weekend

>> No.18358541

>>18358430
>Ruslel up almost 5%
God damn it I’m going to kill myself
I’m so sick of fighting the trend and the fed. I lost so much on what started out as a small hedge.

>> No.18358542
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18358542

>>18358495
my sister has seen some people with it... a nursing home by me has like over 70 infections and like 7 deaths or some shit like that.. can't go anywhere without a mask starting yesterday

>> No.18358543

4 minutes until big dildo time

>> No.18358548

CTVA will blow past 30 in a few days
PLANTING SEASON
Food is BULLISH
Onions price up SEP
Corn price down SEP (ethanol)

>> No.18358550

>>18358533
priced in

>> No.18358552

>>18358190
if your company matches 401k contributions, contribute enough to get the match. otherwise, you are better off investing the money yourself if you know what you are doing.

>> No.18358553

>>18358508
Probably sabre rattling missile strikes followed by the usual cianig coup.

>> No.18358556

This doesn’t look like a relief rally to me bros.... this looks bad.

>> No.18358558

>>18358348
akira is the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out, she the only girl on my mind 24/7. I love her, I need her, but she doesnt even acknowledged my existence

>> No.18358559

>>18358528
that doesn't mean creating a sudden massive dildo out of nowhere
this looks more like some retard hit the wrong number and triggered a bunch of algos

>> No.18358561

>>18358533
Jobless claims could be triple expected and do nothing. If they are lower than expectations things are going to explode.

>> No.18358560

>>18358530
No one knows what to think of anything these days. Who says otherwise is lying

>> No.18358566
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18358566

>>18358543
What color dildo we using today?

>> No.18358568

>>18358461
Priced in never bet against a trillion dollars a day free money
t. Bobo

>> No.18358571

>>18358537
That does sound fun

>> No.18358573
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18358573

Potential drone strike targets this month:
Venezuela
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Iran
China
North Korea
Belgium
Canada

Am I missing anything?

>> No.18358574

>>18358533
Everyone knows the clams will be bad and everyone knows they aren't really jobless just on government funded vacation.
There is no number that won't underwhelm the market.

>> No.18358576

>>18358509
Shit, anon. That's easily $100 a month in passive income you've flushed down the toilet. Stop gambling with CFD.

>> No.18358577

>>18358215
why not go to the casino, desu. that sounds more fun.

>> No.18358580

>>18358354
Unironically bullish. Up 15% today. Once the appeal is won we will gap up to $30. $50 EOY. Imagine thinking one gook judge can stop the World's Greatest Biotech.

>> No.18358581

>>18358499
expert in field of transnational basic industry dynamics. Watching it for months, waited for bottom.

>> No.18358584

>>18358533
Every single jobless claims/unemployment day has doubled/tripled estimates and the market has rallied. It seems they don't matter for now.

>> No.18358591

looking to spread out my oil div payment schedule a bit any high div % oil guys that pay out in june or july?

>> No.18358597

Which oil stocks?

>> No.18358601

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18358602

OH SHIEET

>> No.18358605

>>18358584
The stock market doesn't reflect the state of the economy, beartard.

>> No.18358607

>>18358416
>the /biz/ way
so... buy high sell low?

>> No.18358608

>>18358558
god I hate you pedo weebs so much

>> No.18358609

>everyone waits for pump/dump
>it just crabs
played again

>> No.18358614

Fuck jerome

>> No.18358618

UP UP UP

>> No.18358619

>>18357820
was planning to get GEO this week but i fomo'd and spent this weeks cash on RTX, not the worst thing ive done

>> No.18358620
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18358620

what the fuck was that?!?! fucking bullshit as shit.. fucking machines trading SPY

>> No.18358621
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18358621

YES

YEEESSS

>> No.18358622

Jesus Christ

>> No.18358624

eod pump? holy shit jerome, the bears are already dead.

>> No.18358625

>>18358607
you got it

>> No.18358626

bears will be smacking their tranny girlfriends around tonight

>> No.18358627
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18358627

>bares

>> No.18358628

>>18358573
London
https://youtu.be/9jwx2tKC-yU?t=53

>> No.18358629

Same thing as yesterday, 3:50pm futures mismatch and sharp adjustment. This just isn't worth it anymore.

>> No.18358633

THAT'S A BIG GREEN CANDLE

>> No.18358634

>>18358609
look at this retard
massive green dildo right as you posted this

>> No.18358643
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18358643

AMAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

HOW

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

THE

SOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND

THAAAAAAAAAAT SAAAAAAAAAAAVED


AAAAAAAAAAA WREEEEEEEEEEETCH

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>18358608
Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you

>> No.18358645

BUULLLSSHHIITTT!!!

this market is fake and gay!!!

>> No.18358648

>>18358609
it didn't crab dipshit.

>> No.18358649

this isn't a clown market
this is an imaginary market
i wouldn't be surprised if the entire thing isn't programmed at this point and nothing is actually tied to market activity at all

>> No.18358650

That was actually a weak pump. But the next pump should push it to full.

>> No.18358652

XOM Bulls report

>> No.18358655

>>18358215
i shouldve exited my leveraged inverses when i had the chance

>> No.18358660

Oil and energy bros, do you know what is going to happen to natural gas if the OPEC deal falls through? It seems like natgas trades in sympathy with Oil and I am debating whether or not taking some money on my OKE positions.

Also RTX gang where we at?

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>>18358608

>> No.18358667
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18358667

I put 50 dollars into the stock market today on Robinhood. Just started trading. I’m up by 6 bucks!

>> No.18358668

BASED JEROME

HE GIVES AND GIVES

>> No.18358670

>>18358652
only have 30 shares but I do have some long term calls as well

>> No.18358672
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18358672

>Toss a call to your chairman
>O market of plenty
>O market of plenty ooooh bobo
>Toss a call to your chairman
>O market of plentyyyyy

>At the end of the day
>fight the mighty bear
>that sells and shorts shares
>and makes you feel scared

>He ran through their stops
>prevented the drops
>He's a friend of the markets
>so give him some props

>And that's my epic tale
>A printer prevailed
>Defeated the bears
>Now on our yachts we will sail

>Toss a call to your chairman
>O market of plenty
>O market of plenty ooooh bobo
>Toss a call to your chairman
>O market of plentyyyyy

>> No.18358676

>>18358634
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

>> No.18358677

>>18358660
Natural gas is legitimately the most schizophrenic thing you can trade. Worse than trading crypto with leverage. Boomers used to call it "The Widowmaker"

>> No.18358678

>>18358467
>everything back to normal
uhhh what?
even so,
>raise rates
>market and economy suffer, inflation halts and reverses
bing bang boom
inflation is still safer than deflation, and we've been undershooting inflation targets for years

>> No.18358683

Jesus returns

>> No.18358687

>>18358660
RAYTHEONCHADS ASSEMBLE

>> No.18358688

>>18358652
bought 20 minutes ago and i'm GUSHING. Can't wait for it to drill a dip hole tomorrow

>> No.18358689

>>18358660
>Also RTX gang where we at?

Reporting in.

>> No.18358694

>>18358677
Eron did a pretty good job

>> No.18358695

>>18358628
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.18358697

>>18358558
do you import japanese cigarettes and light them as incense to be encapsulated in her essence?

>>18358661
kekd

>> No.18358700

Either way, I'm getting the fuck out tomorrow.
Fuck a 3 day break, the stress won't be worth it.

>> No.18358702

OH NO NO NO

WE GOT TO COCKY BEAR BROS

>> No.18358703
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18358703

>>18358652
I GOT IN AT 36.14

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18358710

Fuck bears

>> No.18358716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5EMAdnQafc

>> No.18358717
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18358717

EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG

MY EXISTENCE IS A KOMEDY

>> No.18358719

>>18358700
Bull run starts Monday after virus numbers drop sharply over weekend anon

>> No.18358721

Everyone keeps talking about a three day weekend, what's the holiday?

>> No.18358729

TARIFF MAN better be ready in case opec fails.

>> No.18358730

>>18358717
w-what is this from?

>> No.18358732

>>18358721
The day the jews murdered jesus

>> No.18358738

>>18358719
Virus deaths in the US got revised to 60,000 total

>> No.18358740

>>18358730
they all have dicks just fyi

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>>18358687
>>18358689
>>18358677

>Natural gas is legitimately the most schizophrenic thing you can trade

Well shit am I boned with this company?

RTX Chads show me your war face.

I ask you, are you ready for totaler krieg against Venezuela and for us to moon. Are you ready for a typhoon of Tomahawks to land upon the Chavistas in the name of our Freedom and oil.

>> No.18358742

>>18358667
Keep buying friend. Once you have 100 shares is when the fun begins.

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>>18358667
Hey guys! Here are my stocks:

EQM
JBLU
SNSS (it was cheap so whatever, memes or not)
ACB
TRX
ETRN
MRO

How’d I do?

>> No.18358744

>>18358721
We're celebrating our hatred for Jews who literally killed the incarnation of God.

>> No.18358747

I have $45 to blow. Give me your best cheapies. Quick!

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OH NO NONO NO NOOOO ITS OVER FOR /biz/bros!

>> No.18358749

My gold stocks go up no matter what's happening to the economy. Imma smart bear

>> No.18358750

>>18358721
pass over or some shit

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18358751

How's that SQQQ?

>> No.18358754

>>18358732
based

>> No.18358756

>>18358643
H O S A N N A
O
S
A
N
N
A

>> No.18358758

>>18358721
Jewish Christmas or something
someone important died around this time, i think it was a rastafari king
also harvest festival

>> No.18358760

So I bought the dip...now what? Once everything has gone back to the moon and I've made my profit how do I keep making more?

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>>18358740
answer me

>> No.18358768

>>18358749
doesn't that make you a gold bull though?

>> No.18358773

Where the hell was the 2nd pump? JEROME THE PUMP DID NOTHING

>> No.18358775

>>18358541
>he shorted the bottom

>> No.18358778

this was lame

>> No.18358779

>>18358738
Priced in and bullish

>> No.18358783

>>18358732
>>18358744
>>18358750
>>18358758
But Easter is on Sunday, what's the third day everyone's taking off?

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>>18358740
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18358782

>>18358760
Write options

>> No.18358787

>>18358760
sell low buy high

>> No.18358792

Friendy reminder that US death count under 500k is bullish.

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18358796

Today was based.

>> No.18358799

>>18358768
Bullish on Gold, Bearish on everything else except for Amazon, Microsoft, CIEN.

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>>18358783
The day the Jews murdered Jesus

>> No.18358807

>>18358783
I told you loser. JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS ON GOOD FRIDAY BECAUSE SOME KIKES GOT MAD THAT HE FLIPPED THEIR SHEKEL TABLES AT THE TEMPLE

>> No.18358809

alright lads, went all in MRO

>> No.18358810

>>18358783
fat tuesday

>> No.18358811

>crab market

>> No.18358816

DING DING DING how did everyone do?

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I BOUGHT MRNA
LOAD UP YOUR PUTS

>> No.18358827

>>18358678
>raise rates
for who? the money is already gone.
>undershooting inflation targets
on what basis, the CPI? Inflation and deflation can be sector specific.

>> No.18358834

Stocks RED or GREEN tomorrow?

>> No.18358835

>>18358809
how much is all in?

>> No.18358838

>>18358809
based. You'll be in good company tomorrow when it tanks.

>> No.18358839

>>18358816
+14% new ATH

>> No.18358858

>>18358816
This >>18358072
(+10-15%, not sure)

>> No.18358862

what a time to be alive

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>>18358816

>> No.18358865

>>18358835
$6.2m

>> No.18358866

>>18358834
green

>> No.18358870

>>18358803
I don't know any companies that take Good Friday off

>> No.18358876

>>18358782
How do I into options? Explain to a brainlet how those work

>> No.18358877

>>18358816
+7% overall

>>18358072
I sold some too, not sold on this recovery

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>>18358816
OK, but i'm still waiting for thousands of dollars to be made available for investment so it's kind of annoying to see these mad gains i'm missing

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>>18358816

>> No.18358891
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>>18358803
kek based jews murdering a schizo

>>18358783
Ash Friday

>>18358766
think the studio is called tinklebell
you know about reverse image search? And that it's built into 4chan?

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>>18358865

>> No.18358896

Jerome should should stop qe and raise fed rate now that we are back to bull market.

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>>18358816
+6% and prepared for USO to moon tomorrow, bought a put as an insurance policy in case the
OPEC deal falls through

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WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT IT TO DO?????!!!!!!!!!??????????

FUCK THIS QUARANTINE BULLSHIT!!!

>> No.18358907

>>18358461
he said that 50% with no fed assistance retard

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18358912

Loaded up on puts at 3:59pm. The bloodbath begins tomorrow

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>Sell stock
>Goes up nearly a dollar
Just as planned huh Mr Bog

>> No.18358915

>>18358888
what was your initial investment and what are your go-tos?

>> No.18358916

>>18358897
should we sell before the meeting tomorrow?

>> No.18358943

Reminder to never bet against america

>> No.18358952

>>18358461
I don't invest in small businesses. Why do i care otherwise?

>> No.18358965

>>18358870
>Boss, I wan't to take Good Friday off, it's very important to my religious beliefs
>Get the fuck out of here nobody gets that day off
>Oh i'm sorry, did I say Good Friday? Passover! I meant Passover! My Jewish mother would kill me if I missed the Seder. Surely I won't have to go to HR about this?

>> No.18358973

>>18358943
Not even tonight?

>> No.18358980

>>18358943
extremely based

>> No.18358981

>>18358952
Because most of the middle class is employed by SMEs, so a lot of people won't be going back to work and thus won't be consooming product.

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>>18358766
Rondo Duo (visual novel)

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>>18358897
+2%, call on RDS for tomorrow and hedged into SCO. Also picked up EQM and some REITs.

>> No.18359019

>>18358677
there is a pandemic, 10 million unemployed muricans, more profitable to be fired than to work, saudi russian oil war, china has quarantined 750 million of their people for 20 days stopping 90% of production, corona kicking into higher gear in america, MARKETS GO UP. not sure how bad natural gas is, can't be worse than what we're experiencing now. not even sure if dismal quarterly reports are going to make this bubble of a market go down at this point.

>> No.18359021

>>18358730
Rondon duo

>> No.18359022

>>18358916
Again my maximum possible loss is only $75 due to that put I bought so I will not. If USO is at like $7-8 by the 17th then I'm up $500 or so.

>> No.18359046

its bear COPING HOURS.

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>>18358660
Getting sex with RTX

>> No.18359073

>>18358741
change the name of the jpg to persian roulette.

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18359080

Holy shit all my easy gains become easy losses and FUCK I HATE THIS IT USED TO BE FUN

>>18358907
thanks for the clarification, but the real point is: why would I listen to Mark Cuban? Just because they put him on TV

>> No.18359120

>>18358863
this market is a fucking joke, how can DAVE and MOTHERFUCKING BUSTERS be going up? aren't texans quarantined? are there no rules against gatherings? what the fuck is going on.

>> No.18359143

>>18358900
stop mocking me tripfag you know I'm right

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Whats a good Defense/armament portfolio for the upcoming war against Venezuela and China.

I want to be as wealthy as the former merchant of death Basil Zaharoff. (The only greek man who knew to balance the right books).

>> No.18359204

I'm fucking ruined. My VXX calls are going to expire below 0 tomorrow and I'm going to be bankrupted because these faggots thought it would be a good idea to pump the fuckin' markets.

>> No.18359248

>>18359204
oy vey! buy calls goy!

>> No.18359279

>>18359204
you'll make it bagholder

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>>18359204
Post balance.

>> No.18359437

>>18358281
Everything you posted actually makes sense. How do I achieve your level of wisdom?

>> No.18359502

>>18358281
>and is about to collapse in glorious fashion
hahaha no we return to ATH better buy in fast bearcuck

>> No.18359529

>>18358281
lmao the stock market can go down in 'real' terms (say priced in gold) and still be nominally up because it's being pumped with freshly minted USD, what don't you get retard?

>> No.18359551

>>18359529
Truth, see Venezuela

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>>18358687
>>18358660

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18359691

JEROME IT'S ENOUGH
PLEASE TURN THE PRINTER OFF
LET ME BREATHE PLEASE JEROME!
MY PUTS JEROME!!!
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18359746

it seems no more bears left in this market, everybody is bullish, except me

>> No.18359796

>>18358248
Already priced in!

>> No.18359822

>>18359746
bullish overconfidence is already priced in bear rally confirmed