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>> No.18353979
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WHERE IS THAT BEAR FAGGOT NOW

NEVER ARGUE WITH ME OR LARRY WILLIAMS EVER AGAIN

>> No.18353994
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>>18353822
jesus fucking christ. see, the fucked up thing is that i have no problem at all with gay people. it's a brain defect that they have no control over and no way to cure, but they're still adults who can consent in the privacy of their own homes and as long as they aren't hurting anyone else i think it's fine.

when you get to the point of fucking with your body chemistry and mutilating your genitalia, that's where i draw the line of "no, you're just fucking crazy". transgender people are sick and should be treated as such instead of encouraged, it's disgusting. a gay guy isn't fucking with his hormones or cutting his dick off

>> No.18353996
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18353996

bernie b-bros...

>> No.18353997

Bearbros... once again... I don't feel so good....

>> No.18354004

Why the fuck is real estate doing so good now

>> No.18354007

All tiddies matter

>> No.18354008

>>18353931
>not enjoying and profiting from the volatility

>>18353964
Learn to pick shit yourself.

>> No.18354012
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* clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *

>> No.18354013

>>18353996
NO REFUNDS

>> No.18354015
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18354015

all green bois

>> No.18354016

>>18354004
clown world. clown market.

>> No.18354019

>>18353931
real talk why the fuck don't you have a stop loss?

>> No.18354027

LATER ANTI WEALTH SCUM!!!

>> No.18354029

reminder this is just a short squeeze things arent going to recover until a vaccine is made

>> No.18354030

If you have more than 10% of your stack in the market right now, you’re a fucking retard.

>> No.18354033

tfw you didn't miss the bottom

>> No.18354034

>>18353994
You do realize it´s a meme?

>> No.18354037

>>18353996
who here unironically berniebros

FUCK rethuglicans and FUCK the democraps

>> No.18354041

>>18353996
The markets are going to like this.

>> No.18354042

>Cases per day peaking
>Volatility index decreasing
>Stocks slowly drifting up
All the happeningfags, and doomer crossboard migrants who never had more than 4 figures invested and lost everything covering after an IV crush, you can all fuck off now.

>> No.18354043
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>>18353996

>even Democrats hate socialism so much that they'd rather nominate a literally senile lame duck

>> No.18354045
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>tfw entire portfolio is up between 0.5% and 5% today

>> No.18354046
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>>18354012

>> No.18354047

I should have just taken the two Goodfaiths yesterday
Went from 1.4k to 300 dollars. Thankfully I got out before Bernie would have made it 0. Time to build my portfolio back up 10% at a time.

>> No.18354048

>>18354034
in what sense? trannies are real, anon. they can in fact hurt you.

>> No.18354052

>>18354037
yang > bernie
we're getting bernie policies anyway. medicaid/care expanding is like half of his platform.

>> No.18354056
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18354056

>Blocks your path
Bears btfo

>> No.18354061

>>18354037
I am neutral with Bernie but I just don't want Biden win

>> No.18354062
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18354062

>he bought the top

>> No.18354063
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18354063

Nothing pisses me off more in my life right now than looking at this chart

>> No.18354064
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18354064

For every bro that's lost money in the market, at least you didn't max out on your student loans to donate to Bernie Sanders. NO REFUNDS.

>> No.18354066

>>18353994
>not encouraging the retards to transition and have them join the 40%

>> No.18354069

>>18354037
he's getting cucked again and won't be the nominee, so enjoy :^) whether you like him or not, at least with Trump you get to fuck over the status quo, that's who you vote for in 2020 berniebros.

>> No.18354070

>>18354030
I got $10k in LK.

>> No.18354074

>>18354047
Good faith violations don’t do anything, I’ve done like 10 this week

>> No.18354075

Who /Trump/ here?

Fuck these bernouts itt

>> No.18354076
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18354076

Goooood vibes today lads.

Printer was down for maintenance yesterday, all good now.

>> No.18354077
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>>18354007
based

>> No.18354078

trump 2020 a lock then?

>> No.18354081
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18354081

pls don't clack me

>> No.18354083

>>18354037
>rethuglicans
lol the Rs are useless cucks. Thugs is the opposite of what they are.

>> No.18354086

>>18354063
>he didn't trust this closed up restaurant chain's earnings
lmao

>> No.18354089

You guys now that we haven’t found the actual bottom yet right? All this bullposting is satire, right?

>> No.18354091

>>18354066
checked.

>> No.18354094
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>>18353996
NO REFUNDS
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT GOY

>> No.18354097
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>>18354030
>>18354089
>missing out from swings
Easiest money of my life.

>> No.18354101
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18354101

can't wait until ATH

>> No.18354102

>>18354075
Reporting. 2020 win confirmed

>> No.18354105
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>>18354089

>this fucking cope

>> No.18354107

>>18354007
nah, only the ones that are Too Big to Fail.

>> No.18354108

>>18354078
no biden 2020, get the fuck out trumpniggers this is a RIDIN WITH BIDEN board

>> No.18354109

>>18354077
disgusting fake tits

>> No.18354110

>>18354089
markets up 3% atm, i think we are getting owned bobro

>> No.18354111
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18354112

>>18353994
Faggots don't keep it in the house. They are pedo, disease vectors. They breed through molestation. kikes got then removed from being considered mentally ill which that fit considering the increase risks they show.

>> No.18354113
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18354113

> old comie jew out of the race
> stocks fly up

>> No.18354114

>>18354037
If I wanted Sanders to win for acceleration towards ancap federalism, does that make me an ironic Berniebro, or an unironic one?

>> No.18354115

>>18354042
and we will
this is the memiest "bear" market ever

>> No.18354119

>>18354089
Cope.

>> No.18354120

>>18354078
Nope, most likely scenario right now is Biden croaks and it's blamed on the Covid-19, then the democrats just push the nomination on Cuomo.

>> No.18354122

>>18354078

Assuming we don't actually hit a crisis-tier depression later this year. Right now the trend is good for him, he's staying active and enjoying wartime President consolidation in approval. But if we can't get our economy back in gear this summer it could be trouble for him. Regardless, Biden is going to sound like the stupidest person in debate history so he's got that noose tied around his neck.

>> No.18354123

>>18353994
trannies are gross and i will never call them the right pronoun

but i am a libertarian so I have no problem with them doing their shit, even though i find it personally appalling the only problem i have with it is when they try to brain wash children into it, if you put a child on HRT it should be a televised execution

tranny tiddies posting is fine tho as long as they crop out there face

>> No.18354125

>>18354074
I've found that Schwab takes them seriously but Etrade doesn't. In unrelated news, I'm in the middle of liquidating my Schwab account, kek.

>> No.18354129

>>18353968
Bearfags on suicide watch.

>> No.18354131

>>18354089
i think it's unironic and i think we're getting ready for a dump of epic proportions, however it looks like there's a vague momentum to this. might just be getting ready to return to a downtrend. really hard to tell. still voting SPY 230 before SPY 280.

>> No.18354133
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18354133

Will reddit fall for the Bernie scheme again in 2024?

>> No.18354134

>>18354089
>>18354097
I’m personally a bear until summer but it’s dumb to not make money on calls in the meantime

>> No.18354135

>>18354125
Yeah thats why I was scared to take GFVs, I went from Schwab to TDA

>> No.18354139
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>>18354113
This is the power of socialism, huh?

>> No.18354143
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>>18354109
cringe

>> No.18354146

>>18354083
that's why we voted for The Don. the party needs a restructuring. need someone who has the cajones to tell the politically correct stasi to suck a dick.

>> No.18354148

BOBO RETARDS WYA????

>> No.18354160

should i sell my calls now for 50% gain or wait for theta to cuck me?

>> No.18354159

>>18354148
waiting to break yesterday's highs and 280/285

>> No.18354163

>>18354004
I bought a bunch of O when I got an email notice about my home value spiking. It paid off.

>> No.18354164
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>Gold crabbing

>> No.18354165

If you want to make bank, just buy Boeing. It's literally that fucking easy, faggot.

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>>18354165

>> No.18354177

>>18354125
I’m on webull, the only thing they do is not let you buy again until your funds settle or the next trade day

If you go green on the trade you can still trade with your profits though for some reason

>> No.18354178

ok jerome fucking relax jesus god

>> No.18354180

>>18354112
you can be gay and also not do those bad things. they're different subjects.

>> No.18354190
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>> No.18354195

>>18354164
is gold ever not crabbing

stop putting money into speculative meme metals, at least buy copper or something since it's actually useful

>> No.18354198
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>>18354173
fag

>> No.18354200

>>18354178
not jerome retard, is bernie dropping out

>> No.18354204
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BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>> No.18354212

stocks mooning cause bernie quit? kek

>> No.18354220
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>>18354204
n-no

>> No.18354221

>>18353996
So that's why we're rallying.

>> No.18354225
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>>18354198
It's gonna dip at right about now.

>> No.18354226

>>18354200
Trump 4 more years and everyone knows it now

>> No.18354230
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So did people think I was joking when I said TSLA +20% today? I saw some of ADHD zoomer cucks try to scalp it this morning and lose 10%.
People that want instant gratification are doomed to become poor. That's why niggers are poor. That's why 3rd world countries are poor. That's why payday loans and credit card are multi-trillion dollar industry.
The kikes figured it out. They just collect interest on everyone below the 90th percentile.
You will never ever make money on the stock market. Remember that fucking loser niggerfaggots.

>> No.18354231

>>18354212
good call, ur right

>> No.18354237

How does biz feel about calls on T?

>> No.18354239

A LOT of bull cope in here kek

>> No.18354241

>>18354225
what platform is that? looks very clean

>> No.18354244

>>18354165
LK

>> No.18354245

>>18354237
no

>> No.18354250
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>>18354143
no thanks.

>> No.18354253
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>>18353968
>europoor
>made a grand today
>the index was down almost a percent
Feels good. I'm up almost 4 grand in US dollars this week. Banks should hire my neet ass.

>> No.18354255

topkek bulls u gonna burn in 5...4...

>> No.18354256

Nasdaq is right at its 200 day ma

>> No.18354258

>>18354195
>is gold ever not crabbing
No.
>stop putting money into speculative meme metals, at least buy copper or something since it's actually useful
I trade paper. I never hold positions longer than a week.

>> No.18354261

man bernie is fucking worthless. should have the conviction to follow through even if you don't think you'll win. why did he bother running a second time

>> No.18354265

Collecting premium and dividends is maximum comfy. Buy more of my puts goy.

>> No.18354269

>>18354241
saxo bank

>> No.18354270

>>18354160
buy a little, sell a little
take a little, leave a little
some might halve, some might double
but at the very least you'll stay out of trouble
if only you can do
the DCA shuffle

>> No.18354271
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>>18354198
Take your profit anon.

>> No.18354273

>>18354241
tradingview

>> No.18354275

What time is the dump?

>> No.18354276
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18354276

Hmmm. Nope. Don't like the playing field here. I'm going back to bed.

>> No.18354277

>>18354230
i made another 3% day trading today and it isn't even noon yet, so i guess i just got the big brain.

>> No.18354286

>>18354239
COPE

>> No.18354288

>>18354239
>bull cope
>up 2.5% on the day
Sounds more like bear seethe

>> No.18354290

>>18354255
keep counting i want to know when im going to burn

>> No.18354293
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>>18354225
I am not seeing it m8, the buy candle look healthy af and the divergence line is robust

>> No.18354297

>>18354133
He may not be alive by then. Didn't he have a heart attack earlier in the election season?

>> No.18354301

>>18354261
>why did he bother running a second time
Last time he got an Audi R8 and a new vacation house. Papa needs a Ferrari.

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>>18354265

>> No.18354303

whats bernie gonna do with all those leftover student loan donations

>> No.18354306

>>18354077

Pedestal worshiping SIMP.

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>>18354293
By the time you see it, you're late.

>> No.18354319
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18354319

You gotta be joking with this Bernie dude.
Two 2! failed campaigns and zero campaign donation returns.
LMAO socialists want socialism since they are too retarded for capitalism

>> No.18354322

>>18354293
last wick looks long? but indicator looks ok

>> No.18354324

>>18354271
i don't like HA because you can't see the actual price action with it, but at least you can spot a proper MA crossing. also is that the RSI on the bottom and if it is why the fuck do you bother using that trash?

>> No.18354331

>>18354275
Between 3:30 and close when all the bots dump on the bulls.

>> No.18354333
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>saudi's send 14 million gallons of oil to U.S. ahead of meeting
>oil price tanks to shit
>somehow Shell is up
*honk honk*

>> No.18354334
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My heart is pounding and I am dying inside. My gains have been erased and I am eating deep into my principle at this point. 3 days, 3 fucking days of this bullshit. Every market in the world is down. Not US though. There is nothing good happening save for Bernie quitting the race which everyone knew he had no chance winning anyways. Oil supply is far larger than anyone expected, oil flies up. All shit stocks rallying HARD over literal nothing, good stocks at a stand still. God fucking damn the government for PDT regulations or I wouldn't have this bullshit market prediction problem and could just ride the crab waves, I hope every last one of those mother fuckers gets corona and dies. When is this market going down bobo's, when? I can't eat these losses and have them keep growing worse on me forever.

>> No.18354349

Boeing is surging right now. Should I wait it out or cash in right now and go all in on RTX?

>> No.18354352

>>18354334
time to sit out for 2 weeks and reassess. eat the losses if you have to, it'll be a good lesson.

>> No.18354353
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>>18354324
That's not MA and RSI.

>> No.18354358

>>18354334
>Every market in the world is down.
TSX is up too.

>> No.18354360

>>18354074
>>18354047
I'm doing my trading in my IRA now so these are more relevant to me now.
https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/trading-investing/trading/avoiding-cash-trading-violations

Say you do want to cover another purchase with the proceeds from selling another stock. In general, can you avoid "good faith" violations if you always sell the first stock before buying the second one?

>> No.18354361

>>18354334

Calm down. Latest to break even is Monday close.

>> No.18354363
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18354363

Why would you ever be a bear?
Stocks can go up infinitely, but stocks can't go below 0.

>> No.18354364

>>18354334
>he's not swinging over days or weeks
>he's speculating on psychology wihtout anticipating hitting and even breaking 50% retrace of the initial drop
>he's lost hope when it looks like this shit has lost its steam with a long weekend coming
be a man

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18354366

Reposting OC for >>18354252

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>>18354250
what a busted face

>> No.18354372

which marijuana dispensaries are you betting on? they're gonna come back good. not great, being that they're not everywhere. but pretty good, right?

>> No.18354375

>>18354334
Dow will probably retest 20k in the next two weeks. Then I'm switching to long term calls.

But I'm just some retard on the internet.

>> No.18354381

>>18354334
Apparently Elizabeth Warren is responsible for the PDT rule.

>> No.18354384

>>18354366
those are horses

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>>18354363

Given a long enough timeline all stocks go to zero.

>> No.18354390

>>18354334
i fucking love when you anime faggots lose money, plz keep blog posting about it

>> No.18354393

>>18354334
keep crying faggot bear, all time highs broken by year end

>> No.18354398

>>18354334
>I hope every last one of those mother fuckers gets corona and dies.
Found the problem. You fell for the fake virus meme.

>> No.18354399

>>18354364
>anticipating hitting and even breaking 50% retrace
I don't think anyone expected the ride back up would be this strong.

>> No.18354401
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its over bearbros
do you think bernie bought calls before dropping out?

>> No.18354403

>>18354165
TRX, BA and TSLA are hot rn

>> No.18354409

>>18354360
Buying isn't the problem, its that you shouldn't sell the stock that you bought the second stock with before the money from the first stock settles

For normal stocks its T+2)
(basically 2 days after the stock sold, Option trades its T+1 (the next day)

>> No.18354410

>>18354334
The fact that you’re getting rekt is proof enough that the PDT rule needs to be there.

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>>18354334

>> No.18354412

Is it going to be holiday on Friday and Monday?

>> No.18354413

>>18354390
>is that a japanese cartoon? on a japanese cartoon forum? heh, time to take this nerd down a notch
the absolute state of wsb rapefugees

>> No.18354414
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>>18354306
seems like a hasty assumption on your part

>> No.18354416

NOOOOOOO THE VIRUS LITERALLY KILLS .000001% OF PEOPLE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD WHY IS THE MARKET EVEN STILL OPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18354418

>>18354390
Slap my ass

>> No.18354425

>>18354370
Do you think that thing looks good? Twenty pounds of makeup, fake eyes, botox lips, fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake tan, fake tits?

>> No.18354430

>>18354349
Cash out before RTX moons. Buy back in when BA inevitably sinks under 120 again.

>> No.18354431

>>18354401
>JANE IM GETTING READY TO DROP OUT LOAD UP ON TQQQ

>> No.18354432

>>18354135
>Yeah thats why I was scared to take GFVs, I went from Schwab to TDA
Schwab bought TDA. in a year from now there won't be TDA.

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>>18354401
hope this fucking commie drowns in his own immune system from corona

>> No.18354443

>>18354413
>muh chink cartoon website
the normalfags are here, assimilate or die

>> No.18354444

>>18354437
based

>> No.18354449

>>18354425
Bimbos are the wealthy patrician fetish. I wanna get some poor girl from Thailand and dump like $30k into her to turn her into a freaky living sex toy.

>> No.18354457

>>18354372
Sure, I'm long on Canopy because they're the most resilient cash wise and are most likely to survive. I figure I'll get a nice gain on it by the end of the year.

>> No.18354462

>>18354432
I know. I was limited on Schwab because of a few GFVs so I switched to TDA to escape the settled cash restriction since they'll merge soon regardless, that way in the end I'l just have it all on one platform.

>> No.18354467

>>18354449
>I want to have a doll to masturbate myself with
I guess?

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>>18354399
I didn't think it would be so fast. we might even hit 62%. i could care less about the timeframes because i avoid options and 3x leverage. Unless volume really builds up, we're probably dropping. I'll stick with my gut on this. I want to see those defaults. I want to see those earnings. LET ME BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT BECOMING A COMPLETE SLAVE YOU BANKING AND BOOMER SCUM.

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>>18354416

>> No.18354477

>>18354457
>Canopy
Waiting until legalization in the US looks like a sure shot.

>> No.18354484
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So... what's stopping me from pretending to be socialist, run a campaign, use internet autism to spread hype and collect millions just to then suspend the campaign and endorse someone else?

>> No.18354485
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>>18354352
Good lesson? This happened with the last 3 day rally. I broke and cashed out after it and the market turned around right after, not only would it of pared my loses but I would of had gains. The lesson this time was literally to not break, yet now that we are into day 3 can't help but wonder if we will have day 4. I repaired all my loses and had strong gains after a rest, now I am getting fucked just as hard as then.

>>18354361
I pray because this is bad. I didn't even short the bottom, I shorted after a 1.2k rally.

>>18354364
>account for 50% retrace
As in, half of all loses going back to the market? That is insanity. Also no, days or weeks rather than 1-2 days in this market is far more unpredictable.

>>18354375
If it does retest lows I would be long term too, already planned on it. However no sign right now of that.

Kek at anime haters on this weebsite though.

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>>18354276
Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up

>> No.18354490

Who bought Bernie puts?

>> No.18354493
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>>18354414
This is a 2d board. Stop posting 3d plastic whores.

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>>18354449
heavily based

>> No.18354495

>>18354484
lack of charisma

>> No.18354500

>>18353979
he he he there is no virus it just ordinary tax money garbing hoax happens before every collection, check it out

>> No.18354503
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>>18354293
Last chance anon.

>> No.18354507

Surely Bernie not being nominated has been priced in already.

He was at like 2% in betting markets

>> No.18354511

Made 1.1k of gains today

oooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.18354512

>>18353996

NOOO BERNIE BROS I ALREADY DONATED MY STIMULUS CHECK TO HIM

>> No.18354513

>>18354364
based

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>>18354089
S&P rose above the 200W MA, might actually be a good indication for the BVLL's. Regardless boys enjoy your profits but keep your stop losses high.

>> No.18354525

>>18354495
OOOOFFF
>OOOFF
OOFFF
>OOOOOOOFFFFF

>> No.18354531

>>18354046
it was neat how they used cg in this scene to shrink his eyes. it's the only cg other than in the intro. made me feel weird.

>> No.18354533

NO NO NO STOP DUMPING

>> No.18354535

>>18354507
priced in only applies if it's favorable to mumus. in this case, bernie dropping out has not been priced in, even though it's been forecast for weeks now

>> No.18354534

>>18354507
Coronavirus deaths: priced in
New York mass graves: priced in
OPEC oil deal: priced in
OPEC no deal: also priced in
Airlines failing: priced in
12 month slow economic recovery: priced in
Small businesses collapsing: priced in
No one paying rent: priced in
Bernie dropping out: not priced in, markets rally

>> No.18354538

Bernie out pls the general sentiment in the us of why the fuck must we bothered by this nothing burger of a flu = markets are fine. Trump will be the hero yet again, and get revoted. Massive green markets all over the place. Everyone's happy. Except gamblers.

>> No.18354539

>>18354015
Green is selling sign and red is shopping right?
you don't need brain for that

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>> No.18354554

>>18354353
what is it then? looks like a hull MA to me or something similar

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>>18354544
Bullish.

>> No.18354568

>>18354544
we natsoc now

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>>18354485
I really think we jumped the gun with this retrace. It is too fast and too high given the conditions we are in and the volume. For that reason, I'm shorting. I could be wrong and we get a big V but I highly doubt it. If you bought puts that don't expire soon I would recommend keeping them, but yet again I'm an internet retard.

>> No.18354577

>>18354290
That was it you zoomer retard bull, gonna move towards red now. byebye gains.

>> No.18354579

>>18354544
GOAT levels of Trolling

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>>18354493
perhaps we can compromise

>> No.18354586

>>18354544
Beyond based.

>> No.18354588

>>18354544
oh baby lets goo we are gonna nationalize the stock market

>> No.18354593

>>18354544
kek, fuck this guy is good

>> No.18354594

>>18354544
You were saved this time mumu's

>> No.18354595

>tfw took profits on 4/17c 270 spy calls at 260 expecting a crab market

>> No.18354598
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I'm going to nap and hopefully not end up 100 bux in the red. How the fuck do you even earn money in crab markets?

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>>18354225
fuck how did you know? What indicator do you use

>> No.18354600

>>18354585
Cosplay thots only highlight the superiority of 2D.

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>>18354485

>> No.18354608

>>18354599
Technical analysis. I predicted the end of day dip yesterday by finding a crab pattern

>> No.18354612

BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT BERNOUT

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told you about the camel

>> No.18354618

>>18354544
Oh come on Trump... it's beyond obvious that Bernie is just a democratic shill that rallies young voters for the democratic party, we all know this already

>> No.18354619

Today I learned that selling at market price will absolutely fuck you—I’m glad I learned this sooner rather than later.

>> No.18354621

>>18354225
What indicator is that?

>> No.18354625

>>18354595
>tfw down 70% on 265 puts because you thought it'd drop after gaining ten fucking percent a day

>> No.18354631

Remember Berniecucks, Free Healthcare and College is for African Americans only.

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>>18354544
The best part of Trump's presidency is watching him develop from a "hurr merely pretending" troll to a shitposting mastermind.

>> No.18354639

>>18354544
Iperbull rally is coming.

>> No.18354645

>>18354619
Never use market orders. I learned this the hard way too on one of my first trades, when I placed a buy order that was filled at 10% above actual market.

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>>18354554
Warm. It's a variant for MA but not hull.

>>18354599
Ez, I used the 1m timeframe.

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>>18354603
why can't people understand this simple shit? it's not hard. higher highs and higher lows = uptrend, lower highs lower lows = downtrend, equal highs/lows = range. it's really simple.

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>> No.18354672

its gonna dump

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>>18354625
When did you place that order? I can't see a single sane point to have done that since early March. If you put it in EOD yesterday then you we're asking to get justed with all the bullshit pumps on this clown market.

>> No.18354688

>>18354662
I assume majority of people here are using their phone apps with simplified line charts.

>> No.18354691

>>18354493
3d azns are also acceptable, newfriend.

>> No.18354693

>OPEC meeting scheduled for this thursday
I really hope you are stock up on oil stocks and ETFs, anons. That shit is gonna moon past $40.

>> No.18354694

>>18354612
Well it's official, four more years

>> No.18354695

>>18354662
Because you can only tell in hindsight.

>> No.18354701

Would there be many democrat voters left if there were no 'minorities' in America? Only women?

>> No.18354702

>bernie drops out
>markets rally and go up 2%

>trump tweets
>everything dumps

well fuck you too orange man

>> No.18354707

>>18354652
jurik MA?

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/smg/ thoughts of alibaba? i’ve made like 130% on it so far i bought back in like 2015 but i don’t know if there is any more potential for rally. should i sell and go into usa stocks?

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>>18354599
If you took your profit earlier, you could have reentered right... about... now.

>> No.18354715

>>18354672
what is it? I just doubled down on my VXX calls, and I'm still fucking bleeding.

>> No.18354721

>>18354695
that's not true at all, and only a person who has zero understanding of TA would say that which makes your opinion now worthless.

>> No.18354722

>>18354701
no its women voters that introduced all this cancer that we have today

>> No.18354723

>>18354544
isnt this him admitting that bernie was the strongest candidate?

>> No.18354724

>>18354674
Bought yesterday at the high around noon, saw futures dropping, all markets red, no way it isn't going down, right? I guess we're almost done with this virus next week according to fauci? Because it'll just go away on its own with no vaccine or cure with 400k infected running around coughing

>> No.18354727

>>18354052
Nah were getting shit watered down versions that don't actually help people

>> No.18354728

Wait American stock market will open on Easter Monday????

>> No.18354733

>>18354662
It's really simple how you chartist voodoo autists get just as crushed as everyone else

>> No.18354734

>>18354670
NO
R
E
F
U
N
D
S

>> No.18354737

>>18354598
been solid green this whole week and simply holding.

>> No.18354741

>>18354652
I can't look at the 1m chart all day anon, I have work to do lmao. Better glance at this every 15min and check for divergence/convergence line, this fits my style better

>> No.18354742

>>18354670
do people seriously not understand the meaning of the word "donation"?

>> No.18354746

>>18354723

If Biden wasn't senile he would have been the toughest contender for Trump.

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11,400, that's my portfolio investment wad. I plan to dump more into my SWPPX & SWTSX funds soon as the stimulus check comes in. I've got a pension and a 401k plus a bit of green in the bank. Why should I give a damn about anything other than making loads of green while I wait for my "retirement" to kick in.

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>>18354708
>giving chinks money

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>>18354715
>those faggots telling this guy to take off the trip when he's bought crazy shit like VXX
uhuhuhuhu laugh with me at his agony

>> No.18354763

Fuck this crab market

>> No.18354765

>>18354728
The only god we celebrate is GREEN and his sacrament is MONEY
We gather each day at the market to remember his name, THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR

>> No.18354768

>>18354722
Which is what I was saying or asking...

>> No.18354770

>>18354748
get a Roth IRA

>> No.18354775

>>18354618
His tweet is just trying to provoke thos Bernie dupporters and to make them not vote for Biden in election day, which is everything that matters

>> No.18354776

>>18354728
It seems so. EU, Canada and Oceania will be closed for the day, but no news from Wall Street.

>> No.18354779

>>18354765
nice

>> No.18354780

>>18354708
LK while it's low

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>>18354741
Understandable, nothing wrong with that. At least you aren't going blind in like most of the retards here.

>>18354707
Just stick to your setup anon.

>> No.18354786

>>18354701
Without minorities, republicans would get a super majority all over the place

>> No.18354787

>>18354721
It is true, even if you don't want to admit it. The only way to know where the highs and lows are is for the market to move in the opposite direction.

>> No.18354791

>>18354755
>not investing into the superpower of the 21st century because of ideological reasons
enjoy being left behind

>> No.18354792

>>18354733
Prove it.

>> No.18354793

>>18354727
what part? bernie literally states that a progressive extension of medicare/medicaid to all people what how he would do medicare for all. we won't get the changes in tax because we're not competitive with the rest of the world. corps can't be retained with increased taxes. the wall street tax won't happen however.

>> No.18354796

>>18354670
>Goes to Biden
A fair analysis. Bernie was campaigning merely to false flag fundraise for Biden, since the DNC knows Biden couldn't possibly capture zoomer cash. That's good business.

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>> No.18354799

>>18354695
You get enough hindsight to tell when you're still in the early part of the trend unless it's an abnormally brief trend. It's not perfect but it works most of the time and that's all you need it to do if you don't get greedy.

>> No.18354801

>>18354765
But America will still close the market for the Good Friday

>> No.18354804

>>18354791
>superpower of the 21st century
It's 2020 already. That's clearly India.

>> No.18354807

>>18354045
i was at 30% yesterday. after selling a lot of what i had i was down to 5%. didn't buy anything.
i'm at 32% today again.
i don't know what the fuck to think of this market.

note 1: i don't have a lot of money, so don't think 30% is that big of a deal.
note 2: i'm investing in brazilian markets

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>>18354722

Friendly reminder. We could have a prosperous spartan society where divorce rape and welfare babies didn't exist.

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>> No.18354813

>>18354804
2030 actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

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>>18354401
>stongest opponent is a demented child sniffer
>drops out anyway not even half way through the race

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18354815

Buy geo and core civic . Criminals have to be locked up somewhere and you can make money from it

>> No.18354820

>>18354797
It's suburban moms he needs to worry about, not the AOC gang.

>> No.18354823

>>18354746
Is there some basis in rumor for biden ACTUALLY being senile or is it just because of his retarded gaffs in public?
Because he's been saying random retarded shit in public since Obama, so much so that he's sort of insulated against it the way Trump is insulated against everything he says and does due to a lifetime of being a literal meme (like in the quantized piece of information packaged into a minute symiologically significant signifier)

>> No.18354828

>>18354809
If a basic bitch follows accounts like 'just girl stuff' just roundhouse kick her fucking jaw

>> No.18354829

FTAI november calls?

>> No.18354833

>>18354765
absolutely heretical

>> No.18354836

SOMEONE, GIVE ME ONE (1(UNO(OДИH))) EXAMPLE OF NOT PRICED IN NEWS.
YOU CANT.

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>>18354791
enjoy being forcibly placed into a "re-education" camp

>> No.18354844

Oh no no no no bears

Oh no no no no no Bobo oh no no no no no no

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>>18354807
Well I'm playing with $2000, which is like 3 monthly wages here. Can't justify any more volume tbqh. But I am looking at numbers move and getting a high. Like betting my lunch money on football matches.

>> No.18354849

>>18354230
why is TSLA up? I understand they're pumped before the crush because nothing really scares the market and no bad news. But why pump NOW?????

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18354850

>he missed the bottom

>> No.18354852

>>18354467
>masterbate
No, to fuck and have them suck me off with big fake lips. Ass implants, vulva implants. It’s hot.

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>>18354534

>> No.18354858

>>18354823

Not really. I can remember him being lucid in 2012, you can watch the debate with Paul Ryan yourself. His mental state has fallen off a cliff. I was a little flabbergasted at first in his recent debates. Trump may be a rambler at times but Biden is quite literally gone in the head.

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>>18354791
Only reason to touch Chinese markets are to short them.

>> No.18354862

BURNOUT IS A SIGN FOR BULLRUN?

>> No.18354867

Alright this bernie news is just cementing this bull run. Really might go ahead and take the loss on SDOW but still feel like another downturn is coming before the big rebound.

>> No.18354869
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I BOUGHT THE top

>> No.18354872

>>18354845
The Yank fears the Confederate.

>> No.18354874

>>18354748
So far I've been a smart dude. I've kept the debt monkey off my back. Cost of living is low as hell with really my only debt is the house payment I fork out each month. I live 8 miles from work with most of my driving confined to the city. (hell it's even less now thanks to the virus).

>> No.18354879

my guess is that the market is pumping because people, many new, are buying like crazy and not because of anything to do with covid19

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18354880

Why are Facebook and Uber suddenly up? They dindu nuffin.

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>all these TA dissers
I just showed you nignogs how ez it is to swing trade purely by TA when the market opened. TA is a tool, if you're having a hard time pounding a nail with a screwdriver, why don't you shove it up your asses.

>> No.18354884

>>18354858
this
made Paul Ryan look like a scientist

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>>18354850
>he missed the first bottom

>> No.18354892

>>18354867
>news
He has been practically out of the race for months. This is LITERALLY priced in.

>> No.18354893
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>>18353968
Last chance to buy oil before its up 200% tomorrow bros

>> No.18354894

>>18354860
>made 10k off buying chinky stocks

>> No.18354895

>>18354069
>at least with Trump you get to fuck over the status quo
he's been president for like 3 years now, desu.

>> No.18354896

>>18354792
Ronin Capital

>that's just ONE example!
That's the only one I know off the top of my head and google is being a nigger about showing me every other money-from-nothing paper shuffling cabal to fail this year, it keeps wanting to tell me about defunct entities from 2012

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>talks not happening until Sat
WHAT IN THE FUCK, I DON'T WANT TO HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND, GOD FUCK SHIT

>> No.18354907

>>18354823
>Is there some basis in rumor for biden ACTUALLY being senile
He has been significantly more confused lately, in particular with names and locations. Those are both warning signs of senility.

>> No.18354914

>>18354437
Yeah fuck that nigger for wanting America, the richest country in the world, to have the same basic rights and services as almost every other country in the world.

>> No.18354917

>>18354905
Markets will be green from here on out

>> No.18354919

>>18354895

And has been constantly attacked, probed, and obstructed lol

>> No.18354922
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18354922

crude is about to boom or bust

>> No.18354931

>>18354892
It's literally not, it's literally moving the market up before your eyes doublenigger.

>> No.18354932

>>18354869
I bought the dip and sold it because I thought it'd fall more

>> No.18354937

>>18354905

source?

>> No.18354941

Poor /leftypol/...

>> No.18354943

>>18354879
>people, many new, are buying like crazy
There is some truth to this. A lot of new streamers have cropped up during the stay home orders, with tons of viewers picking up "trading" as a hobby. The feedback loop of pumps has been bringing even more in.

>> No.18354946

>>18354723
>isnt this him admitting that bernie was the strongest candidate?
He's just trying to affect dem voter mentality

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>>18354922
Short it.

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>>18354922
hot takes right here

>> No.18354955

>>18354922
I was thinking about a 1day straddle into the OPEC meeting. It's super cheap relative to the range oil has traded the past week.

>> No.18354959

>>18354922
Im all in on XOP

>> No.18354961

>>18354917
if you cancel the news, no one will ever sell

>> No.18354962

>>18354893
never invested in oil before. Which stock would you recommend?

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18354964

>happy yesterday because my puts finally went green
>despair today because my puts went back red
At least all my puts are a month or more out. I'm just tired of seeing red.

>> No.18354967

>>18354962
PSX

>> No.18354975

>>18354962
GUSH

>> No.18354976

>>18354896
it looks like the got liquidated because of the coronavirus crash, how is that proof? and this isn't even getting into the difference between making a percentage off of the orders of magnitude difference in capital between a retail and institutional investor and how liquidity works.

>> No.18354978

>>18354893
what do you recommend?

>> No.18354979

>>18354943
Got my normie GF into this as she got paid a lot and doesn't have anything to spend it on. Even she has made almost 10% gains.

>> No.18354980

>>18354962
SCO

>> No.18354984

>>18354858
>>18354907
I hear what you're saying, and personally supported The Bern, but he just seems like he's making the same goofy gaffs as ever.
Now admittedly that's not good, you can imagine him saying "I want those terrorist assholes in Liberia bombed back to the stoneage!"
'Sir, do you mean Libiya?'
"JACK I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR GUNS FROM YOU!"
'Uh sir I'm the secretary of Defense and also my name is Tom. We'll commence bombing Liberia straight away.'
"BLAST THE WHOLE CONTINENT!"
>market soars as Africa annihilated

>> No.18354985

>>18354599
In his chart it was obvious from the rsi. From your chart it could be called from the volume spike and momentum.

>> No.18354988

>>18354893
it's gonna be $5 a barrel after the deal falls through

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>>18354964
then sell

>> No.18354989

>>18354962
USO

>> No.18355004

>>18354976
So you're saying your voodoo only works with tiny amounts of money?

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18355009

WTF IS THIS SHIT!!! IT'S FLATLINING HARDER THAN AN AIDS RIDDEN NIGGER ON A VENTILATOR WITH THE CORONA!!!

>> No.18355014

>>18354893
Actually...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNdFMROBx8M

>> No.18355020

>>18354914
This, but unironically

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18355022

should i load up on tqqq? i think that oil and tech will pull us out once the opec meeting happens and earnings aren’t bad as expected

>> No.18355037

>>18354893
Crude or pipelines? I think storage/pipelines/transport are much safer and will see massive gains regardless or what happens. Crude will shoot higher if a sufficiently good deal is struck, in all other cases it will fall. If crude goes up, logistics should be sold around sept/oct as they will correct down, but otherwise they're a great pick for at least a year.

>> No.18355041

>>18354988
I'm predicting a drop to 22. The real show is the G-20 on Friday. Russia/Saudi need to convince countries with free economies to strong arm their companies into cutting oil production.

>> No.18355042

>>18355022
>earnings aren’t bad as expected
The fuck are you smoking?

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>>18355042
bullcock

>> No.18355055

>>18355009
Baggie I seriously think you should write down the thing you're planning to do, like write out all your reasoning all your sources all your logic, and then do the opposite

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>>18354887
V shaped recovery is imminent retard

>> No.18355065

>>18355051
Dumb, but based.

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18355071

h-here we go

>> No.18355072

>>18354571
Exactly my thoughts, but I feel really uncomfortable shorting more as I am quickly approaching my value in cash and longs with my shorts if it were to rally super hard for another day.

>> No.18355076

Be honest, you bitches are going to cry if Trump loses the reelection.

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>>18354985
>RSI
I wasn't using RSI.

>>18355009
Has been on a down trend since 2 days ago, what the fuck are you doing.

>> No.18355087

>>18355056
Why, when nothing about the situation is changed? When people realize these lockdowns are going to be around for the rest of the year it's going snap the markets out of their return to "normal" phase

>> No.18355088

>>18355071
Watch it plummet

>> No.18355092

The people who will really earn now, are the ones who invested in oil tankers for the long run. Bam!

>> No.18355094

>>18355004
do you understand what liquidity and slippage are? these are extremely basic principles about markets that you're asking me here.

>> No.18355095

the market doesn't care about the faggy virus, unemployment numbers, or fundamentals. It just wants to go up.

>> No.18355097

>>18355076
Jerome money printing is responsible for all of my gains. JeromePrinter2020

>> No.18355119

WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT
MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.18355128

>>18355077
>trip is bagholder
what do you think he's doing.

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>>18355056
>no supply
>no demand
>recovery
LMAO

>> No.18355134

>>18355076
Not really. Biden and the dem elite won't push for higher taxes or more regulations.. he will just be the typical president that doesn't do anything while the market casually goes up slow and steady, I still prefer the money printer but ay.. at least it's not Bernie

>> No.18355140

>>18355119
me and all other ZOOMERCHADS buying the dip

>> No.18355154

>>18355119
>NOOOOO stop making money you're ruining my puts

>> No.18355158

>>18355042
tell me im gas.

>> No.18355160

Oil oh no

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i told you. i told you about oil bro

>> No.18355165

yes

+300%+ ytd

>> No.18355166

Will SP500 hit ATH by May or not until September?

>> No.18355167

>>18355119
Adding more to my long holds.

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there's a lot of permabull/bear retard cope in this thread lmao. just play the opportunities that are presented to you. we all know the market is going long term, make hay while the sun shines tho

>> No.18355176

>>18355166
September 2025

>> No.18355179

>>18355163
Glad I took profit this morning.

>> No.18355181

>>18355166
by dec

earlier than that is iffy.

>> No.18355184

>>18355165
dude how

>> No.18355185

>>18355166
The money printer would overheat if it hit ATH in May. Gotta wait a bit until September.

>> No.18355188

NEW
>>18352283
>>18352283
>>18352283
>>18352283

>> No.18355195

I said thi slast night

2% today
4% thurs
6% monday

Get ready for the magic to happen boys.

>> No.18355197

>>18355077
>I wasn't using RSI.
Whatever you're using generated the same signal. I don't give a shit laddie, you're now officially part of the RSI gang.

>> No.18355200

>>18355188
please someone make a real thread

>> No.18355201

>>18355174
are there any permabears left now? If yes, lets exhibit them in a zoo soon

>> No.18355203

>>18355188
fuck off cuck

>> No.18355206

>>18355185
>>18355181
OK, thanks.

>> No.18355208

>>18355188
nigger

>> No.18355210

>>18354962
MRO's chart looks very tasting for a mooning. XOM if you want a boomer stock.

>> No.18355211

>>18355204
>>18355204
new
>>18355204
>>18355204

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>>18355087
>>18355132
>Trump opens economy end of April
>Trump-bux arrive at same
>Quarantine weary consumers unleash a massive flood of pent up demand
>US economy kicks into overdrive
>New stock market ATH week after week
>Trump re-elected in November
>Markets go parabolic

lol stay poor fags

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>>18355188

A.

FUCKING.

LEAF.

>> No.18355219

>>18355188
KYS

>> No.18355235

>>18354828
no, anyone with the glowy computer is a psychopath and should be imprisoned within vr

>> No.18355258

>>18354836
"priced in" ctfu were you not here for the crash? it only stopped when QEternity was launched, as long as the spigots on full blast we're news immune save boris dying or some equivalent tier escalation

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>>18355201
Dear visitors, here we have a prime example of the permabear. He is allergic to the color green. Please respect him. And do not feed the animals. Thank you.

>> No.18355328

>>18355215
peak delusion

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just bought 8 shares of google

>> No.18355372

>>18355343
Ahem, I believe you mean ALPHABET

>> No.18355409

>>18355087
>When people realize these lockdowns are going to be around for the rest of the year
never happening. take your hydroxciquqlin and get back to work

>> No.18355580

>>18355119
sorry the AT&T autist got to me and I bought some

>> No.18355761

>>18355087
>these lockdowns are going to be around for the rest of the year
mmmmmm, pure uncut permabear cope.

>> No.18356029

>>18354409
Yeah, thanks. I see how that works now. I think what I was describing was a cash liquidation violation situation.

>> No.18356072

>>18354962
TRGP. They took a MASSIVE hit from the oil prices and could easily climb back up over $20 a share. I bought some last friday.

>> No.18356296

>>18354962
Always do the opposite of what SNSStard says.

>> No.18356427

>>18354413
I've been on 4chan over 10 years, hated weebs since day one. Fucking pedophile sissies

>> No.18356491

>>18356427
>over 10 years
post-2007 newfags need not apply