I can control the stock market with only 2 ETF's

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I can control the stock market with only 2 ETF's Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:12:47 2020 No.18349826 [Reply] [Original]

I can control the entire stock market with only 2 ETF's.

TQQQ and SQQQ. You might be wondering, how?

Well it's simple. Every time I purchase TQQQ, the stock market immediately declines. Everytime I purchase SQQQ, the market inclines.

It has become evident that I alone, can mitigate a stock market crash by purchasing at least 1 SQQQ a day. Unfortunately, I'll need some funding if I want to do that.

No, don't ask me to do any favors for you. Just remember, when the mountain peaks or the valley bows, I have purchased a share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:18:43 2020 No.18349870 >>18349826 >I'm here to laugh at you because i'm a faggot with inflated ego Sure

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