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[Anonymous No.18343321]

does anyone here pass as a normie?
i mean with gf, friends, carrier?

[Anonymous No.18343328]

I am simply too BASED to "pass as a normie"

[Anonymous No.18343334]

>>18343321
(you) here

[Anonymous No.18343346]

>>18343321
I pass as a normie with carrier.

[Anonymous No.18343347]

>>18343321
No,

[Anonymous No.18343354]

>>18343321
I used to have a gf but she cheated on me

[Anonymous No.18343357]

>>18343321
right here

im so normal i just spent $1000 i dont have on fucking TATA shares that i have zero knowledge about.

[Anonymous No.18343361]

>>18343321
I have a wife and haven't had a real job in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.18343399]

>>18343321
I have friends and a decent wagecuck job. No gf, but I am fairly sexually experienced. Managed to hook up with a drunk Argentinean qt on New Year's but haven't even kissed a girl since then

[Anonymous No.18343422]

>>18343321
> does anyone here pass as a normie?
no

[Anonymous No.18343456]

>>18343321
I do, but my parents stop putting me in the carrier when i was like 2.

>I can never go back

[Anonymous No.18343470]

>>18343361
same for 6

[Anonymous No.18343495]

>>18343321
Sure I am not so weird that I can't blend in
Takes effort though. I thought this was what going to work was honestly.

[Anonymous No.18343517]

>>18343321
i have an e gf, 2-3 buddies i go out with every two weeks or so and work at daddy's company
what do i classify as

[Anonymous No.18343518]

Honestly, I used to try to blend, but now that I have a wife, cold, business, and house I can be as eccentric as I want. So liberating. Play their game for a few years, then you get to be a male Luna Lovegood like me, and people actually love it.

[Anonymous No.18343543]

>married
>friends
>currently finishing my last semester and waiting to hear back on a few job offers but employed in retail

If you can bathe and string a sentence together with saying nigger; life isn't that difficult.

[Anonymous No.18343590]

>>18343347
>he doesn't have a carrier
not gonna make it, anon

[Anonymous No.18343640]

>>18343321
carrier here, I sometimes pass as a Kenmore

[Anonymous No.18343659]

>>18343456
lel

[OP No.18343769]

>>18343321
I'm a professional photographer, I just bought a house in a residential neighborhood, I have a 5y relationship with a beautiful smart girl. I'm happy and everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.18343782]

I have a very hot gf and have fucked nearly 200 girls, no job these days because I'm lazy and have crypto and property.

I drink, smoke, do drugs, go on nights out and be loud and obnoxious.

People think I'm a natural chad but I was a total pussy until my late 20s when I basically transformed myself.

[Anonymous No.18343789]

>>18343321
>>18343321

I did maybe when I was a teenager. The problem I have with blending in is that I don't like what passes as popular clothing so I tend to dress a little eccentrically or completely sloppy. Also, I can't take much pressure from people. If my bosses tell me to do something that doesn't make sense, I challenge them on it and get yelled at. If people who work under me refuse to do what they're supposed to do and I tell them to do something they want to argue with me over it. I had a female friend tell me that I lacked self-confidence though I feel very self-confident just not in social situations where I have little to no control over like work. At parties where I know everyone, I'm very confident and love to make jokes and have a good time.

I ironically don't have a problem pulling women, just I'm not attracted to them so it's usually a FWB or casual fling. I'm hoping to become crypto rich so I don't have to work and I can be as socially confident and carefree as I am at social gatherings with friends on a day to day basis. Also, no one fucking cares if I dress like Mr. X from Resident Evil 2 because I'm a rich eccentric and people may admire the eccentricity then.

[Anonymous No.18343799]

I tried being a normie for 2 years and it hurt my soul. Y’all would probably say I’m a normie but /r9k/ standards have had plenty of sex, 2 diff LTR’s Adan went to college worked in IT for a little but now I’m a NEET and my god is it liberating.

[Anonymous No.18343812]

>>18343789
> Mr. X
> Not nemesis

[Anonymous No.18343858]

>>18343321
>carrier

[Anonymous No.18343903]

>>18343321
im on a d1 sports team and have lots of friends, but I've never spoken to a girl and all my friends think im autistic

[Anonymous No.18343935]

>>18343782
Sounds like me but early 20's. i just lose the motivation to pick up girls because of school and trying to make it. At the end of the day im to tired to try and get into dome thots pants. Any tips fren

[Anonymous No.18343986]

>>18343321
I have a wife and three kids, house in the burbs, good job. It's a good life. I really want to go on a thru hike but I can't because I'm on the clock 20+ hours a day.

[Anonymous No.18344005]

>>18343328
FPBP BASED

[Anonymous No.18344076]

>>18343321
No friends. No gf. And until recently was a NEET FOR 8 years

[Anonymous No.18344356]

>>18343321
No. I'm in training for tanker driving right now and a couple of the trainers were having fun bullying me today because I have anxiety issues. I'm starting to handle it a little better and maybe they'll have less fun with it. Just like middle school again, just didn't expect it at what should be a professional organization

[Anonymous No.18344405]

I have a wife, two kids and a full time job. I still yolo my savings on meme stonks. Am I a normie?

[Anonymous No.18344419]

>>18343456
Kek

[Anonymous No.18344432]

>>18343986
Do you not get vacation? I do fuck all and add no value to my company and they give me 5 weeks a year for some reason.

[Anonymous No.18344517]

>>18343321
no. i am a legitimate autistic loser with no friends in my 20s.

[Anonymous No.18344627]

26 year old virgin. Pretty handsome so nobody suspects it. I had oneitis with a German exchange student from high school, we messaged monthly for like 7 years, until I admitted I was becoming a white nationalist, I’m now ghosted. I had a college gf for one month and I broke it off because I didn’t feel a connection beyond physical attraction (not sure if wise or naïve). Sucked her tits, but no more, drunkenly made out with a Chinese student in Chile while studying abroad. I quit my finance job out of college after one month because I hated it (call center work). I joined the navy as an enlisted submariner nuke because I longed for struggle and adventure, but I realize it is a large drop in pay/status at least while I’m in. It’s kinda cool, but is very miserable, can’t wait to get out. I spend most of my free time between biz/vidya/exercise. I masturbate daily and have a nasty porn addiction (with increasingly perverted fetishes, now including scat play). Had over 200 eth before the 2018 bull run, and blew it with margin trades on kraken. Now holding 130k RLC. Pretty unhappy with life over all, I want to move to Europe and/or join a political movement. I’m not a normie.

[Anonymous No.18344653]

>>18344627
Also me to some extent

[Anonymous No.18344654]

>>18344405
yes

[Anonymous No.18344668]

>>18344627
kek

[Anonymous No.18344672]

>>18343321
>normie

Reddit is that way

[Anonymous No.18344679]

Carrier

[Anonymous No.18344683]

>>18343935
It does start to feel like a chore and if you treat it that way you will get results but it is something you gotta force your self to do because its so easy to do the things you rather do than what it takes to get some puss

[Anonymous No.18344721]

>>18343321
I used to think that I did. Now I've accepted that I don't and I don't try anymore.

[Anonymous No.18344745]

>>18343640
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOL-HOL-HOLY SHIT

HOLD UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


SOOOOO FUNNNYYYYY, DOOOOODE, LMAOOOO

I LITERALLY CANNOT HOLD IT AND STABBED ALL MY DOGS AND GIRLFRIEND AND AM RUNNING DOWN THE STREET NAKED HOLY SIHT SOOOOO FUNNY

[Anonymous No.18344782]

>>18343321
4chan isn't as 'off limits' and 'unknown' as it used to be. There's quite a few normies here now. I guess most of them came during 2016?

Just as a side note, I hadn't been to /b/ for ages and I had a look recently. WTF happened to /b/????? It's just all porn threads now! /b/ is dead! Where did all the shit posters migrate to?

[Anonymous No.18344883]

>>18344405
We bros

[Anonymous No.18345144]

>>18343321
I am able to blend in and become well liked by the normalfags when I please. Despite being a retarded faggot, I am very good at manipulating people into liking me. Most autists are bad at social cues, and they obsess about things they are interested in. I made learning social cues my autistic obsession, and I spent all of high school studying and mastering them. As a freshman I was an antisocial faggot that nobody noticed, but Jr. and Sr. year I was one of the most well liked people at the school, and probably the most well liked at my job (bag boy at Publix).

The secret to being accepted by normalfags is this: be entertaining and different, but don't shit on them for not being different. Most normalfags are extremely boring, copy paste versions of everybody else. They have almost no personality and they bore each other to death and they put up with each other so that they have a good reputation and people like them. If you are actually funny and you use a lot of self deprivation humor, they will love it. You must respect the rules of the pack (ie, don't insult them, don't make them feel dumb, don't take political stances they don't agree with, etc), other than that you should go wild.

One of my favorite jokes was showing people videos of ballbusting porn. I would show random people I didn't know videos on pornhub of guys getting kicked in the dick repeatedly. It was the funniest shit ever, and everybody knew me for it. One time I was recognized at work by a group of kids at my school as "that one guy with those videos!" The trick to becoming liked by normalfags is embracing your autism and not taking yourself too seriously.

Eventually I found this shithole and I accepted how much I hate normalfags, so I have since become a recluse. I can still act confident and make people like me really easily, but I usually don't bother because I don't care about what people think of me anymore. Normalfag life is overrated, you faggots are better off here anyways.

[Anonymous No.18345503]

>>18345144

> They have almost no personality and they bore each other to death and they put up with each other so that they have a good reputation and people like them. If you are actually funny and you use a lot of self deprivation humor, they will love it. You must respect the rules of the pack (ie, don't insult them, don't make them feel dumb, don't take political stances they don't agree with, etc), other than that you should go wild.

> One time I was recognized at work by a group of kids at my school as "that one guy with those videos!" The trick to becoming liked by normalfags is embracing your autism and not taking yourself too seriously.

You sound like what I imagine a Medieval Jester would say if asked for advice on how to be well liked by society at large. Good stuff and spot on. Everyone likes the fool because they don't feel threatened by him as he points out the absurdities. Really eye opening stuff.

[Anonymous No.18345744]

>>18344782
>Where did all the shit posters migrate to?
Lately?

[Anonymous No.18345839]

>>18345144
>don't insult them, don't make them feel dumb, don't take political stances they don't agree with, etc

This is "common" sense, but it doesn't just apply to interaction with normies.

[Anonymous No.18345963]

>>18345839
Me and my Mexican coworkers do not follow these rules. I found out they have been lying to me for 2 weeks now

[Anonymous No.18346580]

>>18343357
Headquarters: Mumbai, Maharashtra
...bro

[Anonymous No.18346678]

>>18345144
>The secret to being accepted by normalfags is this: be entertaining and different, but don't shit on them for not being different. Most normalfags are extremely boring, copy paste versions of everybody else. They have almost no personality and they bore each other to death and they put up with each other so that they have a good reputation and people like them. If you are actually funny and you use a lot of self deprivation humor, they will love it. You must respect the rules of the pack (ie, don't insult them, don't make them feel dumb, don't take political stances they don't agree with, etc), other than that you should go wild.
This is very very very true. I think many anons here struggle to be "different" though because a sizable amount of them are just NPCs but with edgy political views or poor sex lives.

[Anonymous No.18346703]

>>18343782
Give me some tips anon

[Anonymous No.18346744]

>>18343321
no

[Anonymous No.18346761]

Kind of. To non close friends I do. I have a great career, tall, handsome, muscular, have gotten a lot more charismatic. But I've been on this site for 10 years and will never regain bluepilldom, and I wouldn't want it any other way. 4chan is truth.

[Anonymous No.18346782]

>>18343543
>If you can bathe and string a sentence together without saying nigger
>this is literally all a 7/10 plus has to do

It's like you're trying to piss people off. It sounds like you're living life on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.18346803]

>>18343769
"everything is fine."
last digit "69"
>nice

[Anonymous No.18346851]

>>18344745
>cringe

[Anonymous No.18346865]

>>18346678
if you think any of that is true, I really don't know what to tell you

[Anonymous No.18346876]

>>18343321
Nope. Just a career I guess. I’m a CPA.

[Anonymous No.18346900]

>>18346865
I said that's the formula for an autist to be accepted by normies, never said it's a worthwhile pursuit faggot

[Anonymous No.18346907]

>>18344782
r9k
video games
graves
prison
making millions off the darkweb
actually making it and leaving this website behind

[Anonymous No.18346930]

>>18344782

The /b/ generation migrated off to the various boards as they realized random spammy threads, gore, YLYL are annoying. It's a lot more fun with a focus. Every other board is just "X subject with a hint of /b/."

[Anonymous No.18346941]

>>18344782
normies have been here since summer of 08 desu

[Anonymous No.18347049]

>>18346900
You seem to be taking this criticism very personally. You have a lot of growing up to do. I'm sure your next 2 years of high school will brighten up

[Anonymous No.18347081]

>>18347049
Okay Karen

[Anonymous No.18347133]

>>18343361
>>18343470
How does she feel about that?

[Anonymous No.18347184]

>>18344782
It died in early 2017 when they banned me for posting in the marathon thread.
In what world do you ban spiderman you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.18347242]

i have a bf i fuck every 2-3 days, other than that i'm complete social outcast

[Anonymous No.18347255]

Yup got a gf that fuck every other day. Its worth having consistant pussy you dont get distracted the trick is to make them think not getting attn is normal n givevless n less over time without them getting pissed the fuck off

[Anonymous No.18347274]

>>18343321
Tons of people have told me I’m “quirky” but I’m pretty sure that’s just how they perceive an autist who’s very attractive.

>inb4 “LARP”

[Anonymous No.18347401]

>>18347081
Twitter jokes. Misused even. Wow. You REALLY are trying too hard to fit in with normies. It's painful to watch

[Anonymous No.18347460]

Normie? No. I pass for a normie until people get to know me. I would say my first impression to others is not good. People find me to be an asshole until they get to know me. After that, they quickly realize I'm a nice and cool guy (not bragging most people love me). I was a complete loser with equally loser friend until I learned to lit and looksmax. That allowed me to attract women. Some anons have touted their skill, but I assure you that I am better (although I don't have the balls to have casual sex with those I don't love). It is the reason why my girlfriend is the love of my life, and we will be together forever. We lost our virginity to each other. My career is pathetic at the moment. I graduated with a meme art degree because my parents insisted that I went to college. I have $60k in debt now. I found my gf there, so it wasn't a complete regret. Bezos paid billions for his wife. Mine will never leave me. I work two shit part-time jobs (not now because corona) and make $13/hr. I make enough to pay my debt and live with my parents with my gf. I focus on my writing but have no idea if that will ever pan out. Looking for a career that will net a livable wage and has time for my hobbies of lifting, writing, and cooking. I feel in limbo at this current moment. These past few months have felt like I only have kids to look forward to in life, and I had a feeling life wasn't going to continue months ago. Corona sort of came by surprise and falls in line with those life ending thoughts. I don't know if we recover or it end soon, but I wish you anons the best in life. Live authentically. Many people like me because I'm always myself. This cliche advice will be the most important thing for anyone to grasp. Life is full of moments of compromising on personal values for conformity. Ride against it at all cost. You will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.18347483]

>>18343321
Yeah
>gf
8 months
>friends
Clearly good enough at hiding my autism that I got a bid at a fraternity, so that helps
>career?
Still in college, but have a solid internship this summer and will go from there.

I have to go to this or another board(usually /fit/) at least once a day to blow off my autistic steam. If I don't, I can't and won't interact with everyone around me without sounding like a freak.

[Anonymous No.18347552]

>>18343782
bro you give motivation. I'm a total pussy 19 year old who gets nervous even talking to attractive girls. Hopefully I can straighten myself up by 21.

[Anonymous No.18347566]

>>18343903
Don't you get invited to parties? Just go and start chatting. If it's cause you're nervous I get it but you gotta expose yourself if you want to improve.

[Anonymous No.18347572]

>>18343321
>Be me
>Wife
>Children
>Mortgage and comfy 3 bedroom house in burbs

Is that normie enough for you faggot

[Anonymous No.18347587]

>>18347572
fuck off back to r/cryptocurrency, boomer

[Anonymous No.18347596]

>>18343321
i've passed as a normie for short periods in my life but now i don't care enough to even bother trying. my life is much better not giving a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18347616]

>>18344627
>Reveals power level
>Ends up Robot 4 life
Pottery

[Anonymous No.18347618]

>>18344627
bruh wtf that's me. Like 6 of those.

[Anonymous No.18347637]

>>18343517

basically a neet

[Anonymous No.18347641]

I’m pretty autistic but I’ve always managed to have plenty of friends. Had 1 gf and hooked up with 1 other girl. I’ve had chances to bang at least 10 girls but I’m a huge pussy. Decent job but I want my own business one day

[Anonymous No.18347651]

>>18345503
Thanks Anon, you've just completely validated my perception of myself. I was thinking the exact same thing about me being similar to a medical jester. The clown pill is real. Take it. It is the only way to cope with the absurdity of life.

>>18346678
You're probably right. Most people, even here, don't have much of a personality. I think /pol/ is probably the best example of this. Everybody needs a group of similar people to identify with, that is what keeps them from seeing that most groups are more similar than not. It's just tribalism, basic human nature, and they're all too stupid to see it lmao. Honk honk.

[Anonymous No.18347663]

>>18347587
>Boomer
Nigger I'm a millineal
I was just raised not to be an autistic faggot.

[Anonymous No.18347666]

>>18343321
Arent you guys here to make it not tfw no gf?

[Anonymous No.18347674]

>>18347663
>doesn't even realise
fuck off, boomer

[Anonymous No.18347762]

>>18347483
Could you go into more detail on how you hide your autism?

[Anonymous No.18347882]

>>18343321

I have a job as data scientist, have some normie friends, and I have a gf I live with her and her son. But I belong to here

[Anonymous No.18347910]

>>18347460
>blog

[Anonymous No.18347972]

>>18343361
How do I get a mommywife who will take care of me?

[Anonymous No.18347976]

>>18346580
Based India will make it and be up and running again unlike muttmerica

[Anonymous No.18348136]

>>18347762
I just have to force myself to talk about things people are actually interested in. Sports(which I enjoy myself, I played football in high school and rugby when u was living overseas even), I grew up in South Africa so girls always love how exotic that sounds so I bring that up a lot, and plenty of other topics.

Obviously, I would never tell anyone nor would I ever entertain the idea that I use 4chan on a daily basis. I mean holy shit, that’s social suicide. The fact that I’m 6’4” and that /fit/ is my main board probably help too.

Aside from that, you just kind of have to force yourselves into social situations and figure it out as you go. I’m still shit at it, but less shit than I was before.

That’s actually one of the reasons I rushed - I wanted to force myself to be social. If I didn’t, I would probably still be a virgin.

[Anonymous No.18348341]

>>18343321
it's career, not carrier.

yes im normal. i just tell the npcs what to think so i circumvent the subroutines ppl like you get fucked over by.

hint: do what you want and have clear boundaries. then just tell npcs what to think. it works. they will thank you for it. tell them.

[Anonymous No.18348368]

>>18348341
>it's career, not carrier
he's from US, they need carriers, m8, not a career

[Anonymous No.18348579]

>>18343517
A faggot.

[Anonymous No.18348608]

>>18343517
>an e gf,
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18348654]

>>18348136
6'3" South African non-autist here, hello brother. Coronavirus lockdown in SA is pretty shit, but at least our numbers of murders and rapes have massively decreased.

[Anonymous No.18348671]

>>18343354
She belongs to the streets

[Anonymous No.18348677]

>>18343321
>carrier
A what?

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.18348686]

me

I wish I was a bitcoin millionaire like you guys.

[Anonymous No.18348753]

>>18344627
Nigger you need to get the monkey off your back. Just read Heartiste, get Tinder/Bumble/whateverthefuck, learn to put on the mask, and fuck a girl below your standards. Then you will be able to fuck increasingly hot girls. Youre in the military, so you say you have lower status, but for the purpose of fucking girls, that is not the case, assuming you learn to play your cards right (you need to cultivate the air of violence/mystery about you, doesnt matter that youre a submariner and have probably never shot a rifle outside of boot, maybe not even then).
Thats what I did in a similar situation to you, and it worked.
Then you can go back to being vaguely depressed, but about other things, not the fact that your a virgin.

[Anonymous No.18348792]

>>18347566
I always used to go off rails and start exposing the jews.. Did not go well until I found like minded people to shit on the jews with together. We still do it 12 years later.

[Anonymous No.18348801]

>>18343354
Your girlfriend betrays you, BECAUSE SHE BELONGS TO ME

[Anonymous No.18348949]

>>18343357
based retard

[Anonymous No.18349274]

>>18343354
TU TU
i spit on her TU

[Anonymous No.18349288]

not even close

[Anonymous No.18349292]

i sleep on top of a pile of money with lots of beautiful women.

i also own shares in all the top companies and have recently started my own life insurance company with the proceeds of a few shares i got inherited with from a little company known as Apple.

[Anonymous No.18349318]

>>18343321
carrier pigeon, ow desu.

normies don't hold ARPA. why would you ever want to relate.

[Anonymous No.18349319]

>>18343321
I pass as a normie conservative to my boss, but all my friends, girlfriend, and direct family know I’m a ns.

[Anonymous No.18349331]

>>18343321
Nah, live in a wood house and Trailer with my dogs in the country side, power via solar, Hygiene in a frech water spring on my property, ted style. I own link,ubt,ftm lit suter and eth, patrician landlord of the future

[Anonymous No.18349373]

i havent had sex since 2017
incidentally, thats also the same time I started posting on /biz/ and buying crypto

[Anonymous No.18349398]

>>18343321
I'm a big time normie now