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>> No.18340318
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18340318

i hate it

>> No.18340320

this is fucking retarded. what has it been like this the past few markets. rally at the last 30 mintues

>> No.18340323

Niggers

>> No.18340324

Should I buy SQQQ before close?

>> No.18340325
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18340325

Fuck!

>> No.18340326

WE WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN

>> No.18340327
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18340327

nth for RTX chads

"ten cents for every dead gook or durka" – raytheon, probably

>> No.18340328

>>18340298
JEROME IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN, IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN"T ACCOMPLISH?

>> No.18340331
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18340331

These bulls are out of control.

>> No.18340333
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18340333

BOBOworld is NOW

>> No.18340335

Why is it pumping up

>> No.18340337

RMCF megabull

>> No.18340343
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18340343

All 3D Women are whores

>> No.18340344
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18340344

You're gonna get it mumu.

>> No.18340348
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18340348

>buy the drip bro!
>cheapies
>this is the bottom!

>> No.18340350
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18340350

Long rainbow wigs,clown shoes, clown noses and facepaints

>> No.18340351

30 seconds. Prepare your anuses. Then another 5 after is round 2.

>> No.18340354

bought my first options today
shit's real now

>> No.18340358
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18340358

>>18340318
R U NOT HAVING FUN? THIS IS FUN. WE'RE ALL HAVING A FUN TIME HERE.

>> No.18340360

First for Dr. Fauci's March 26th submission to the New England Journal of Medicine stating it's basically just a flu
>On the basis of a case definition requiring a diagnosis of pneumonia, the currently reported case fatality rate is approximately 2%.4 In another article in the Journal, Guan et al.5 report mortality of 1.4% among 1099 patients with laboratory-confirmed Covid-19; these patients had a wide spectrum of disease severity. If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases, the case fatality rate may be considerably less than 1%. This suggests that the overall clinical consequences of Covid-19 may ultimately be more akin to those of a severe seasonal influenza (which has a case fatality rate of approximately 0.1%) or a pandemic influenza (similar to those in 1957 and 1968) rather than a disease similar to SARS or MERS, which have had case fatality rates of 9 to 10% and 36%, respectively.2
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
March 26, 2020
N Engl J Med 2020; 382:1268-1269
DOI: 10.1056/NEJMe2002387

>> No.18340362
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>>18340298
I can't handle this crab market anymore, bros.

>> No.18340369
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>>18340298
WHAT WAS THAT DUMP

>> No.18340375
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18340375

>> No.18340377

>>18340343
VERY based.

>> No.18340379
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18340379

>the stock market literally trades like a shitcoin
these are truly the end times

>> No.18340378
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>>18340343
Hello, based department?

>> No.18340380
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18340380

>> No.18340381
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18340381

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.18340382

>>18340360
oh wow it was just a flu all along, who would have guess

>> No.18340385
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18340385

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.18340386

wtf

>> No.18340387

I WARNED YOU BROS THE DUMP IS HERE
BULL TRAP HAS BEEN REVEALED

>> No.18340389
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18340389

WTF WAS THAT

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18340390

that was one big red dildo

>> No.18340392
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18340392

what was THAT?

>> No.18340393

SOMEONE PUT THE PRINTER ON REVERSE PRINT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.18340396

THE PUMP FAILED WE CLOSING RED

>> No.18340397

WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME

>> No.18340399

Holy shit that dump.

>> No.18340400

>>18340362
Just go long and forget about it.
>inb4 what if you were an investor in japan in the 1980s that one time
Don’t care. Going long, fuck this market.

>> No.18340401

JESUS FUCK THAT RED DILDO

>> No.18340404
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18340404

WHAT IN THE FUCK THAT FUCKING CANDLE

>> No.18340407

Did you load up on SSL when I tipped anons back at 1.50? It's up big big big to +4.50 and will hit 20 by May

>> No.18340408
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18340408

WTF Jerome!!??

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>> No.18340411

>>18340298
Wa La

>> No.18340416
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18340416

Jerome shredder go zzzzzzr

>> No.18340415
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18340415

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

>> No.18340417
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>>18340298
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18340418
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>>18340393

ITS SUCKING UP ALL THE MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18340420
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>>18340314
>da clittties
nah her face isn't real and she's probably got botox+benzos

>>18340206
kek probably exactly correct

>>18340355
you want to let your MMOloli develop child bearing hips before you knock her up! Otherwise she might die in childbirth, no fun!

>> No.18340423
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18340423

I want an anjou gf

>> No.18340421
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18340421

WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

>> No.18340424
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18340424

CRABBED.com

>> No.18340425

That's just round one. Prepare your anus for the next round in 3 minutes.

>> No.18340431
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18340431

>>18340369

>> No.18340433

SQQQ gonna hit 19 tomorrow.

>> No.18340435
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18340435

THE SHREDDER GOES BRRRRRR

>> No.18340438

someone fatfingered the whole s&p

>> No.18340443
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18340443

based hedge funds educating the morons that it was never jerome all along you insufferable retards

>> No.18340444
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18340444

Did anyone see that bullish 30+ point drop in the S&P right there?

>> No.18340447
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18340447

JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROME
*ring ring*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.18340448

>>18340333
>green is boboworld
how pathetic can bearfags be

>> No.18340449

F for Bojo

>> No.18340450
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18340450

BOBO's gonna pay

>> No.18340451
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18340451

Bobos assemble for RED DAY!!!

>> No.18340454
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18340454

WHY WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18340456
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18340456

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

>> No.18340459

anyone else going in on the financial sector?

>> No.18340460

>>18340407
why is it up

>> No.18340461

https://youtu.be/QHRuTYtSbJQ?t=48

>> No.18340463
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18340463

Why the fuck did I go all in on Boeing this morning?

>> No.18340466

Apparently, this was THAT
>FANNIE, FREDDIE UNLIKELY TO AID MORTGAGE COMPANIES AS PAYMENTS DRY UP, FHFA CHIEF SAYS

>> No.18340467

>he bought?
>dump eet.

>> No.18340468

Oil bros are we gonna make it? Will Thursday save us?

>> No.18340470
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>> No.18340472
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>>18340448
byebye mumu. I will enjoy you medium rare

>> No.18340475

MY CALL WENT -90% IN A SECOND YE YEAR SALAYRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18340476
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18340476

>>18340451
REPORTING

>> No.18340477
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18340477

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DUMP BROS I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18340478
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18340478

Heh, I knew it would dump EOD the whole time

>> No.18340481
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18340481

>>18340450
>>18340463
>>18340468

>> No.18340483

>>18340327
Damn it, I'm down 7% on this bullshit, what a shit company.

>> No.18340484
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18340484

Tell me NASDAQ is going to close green, bros

>> No.18340486

>>18340447
>TRUMP SHOULD APPOINT HIMSELF AS THE HEAD OF THE FED AND MOVE THE MAGIC BUTTON TO HIS OFFICE
no more need for that nigger gerome

>> No.18340492

>>18340451
Every day is RED so BUY
Every day is GREEN so SELL
BUY RED, SELL GREEN

>> No.18340497

OOOoooOOOOOO

>> No.18340496
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18340496

>>18340484
It's going to close green.

>> No.18340498
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18340498

i sure am glad im heavily invested in FCEL

i make no money, i lose no money

>> No.18340501
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18340501

GET ME OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER

>> No.18340502
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18340502

Remember Bobos can stay redpilled longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.18340505

holy fuck this war going on

>> No.18340508
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>>18340451
based

>> No.18340512
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18340512

I'M GONNA

I'M GONNNAAAAA


PUUUUKKEEEEE

>> No.18340514

What fucking index are you people watching

>> No.18340520

Got shorts since starting of the dump, should i hold over night?

>> No.18340521

Holy fuck this is a roller coaster

>> No.18340522

>>18340514
All of them.

>> No.18340524

be white
>a nigger named Gerome control your stock gain
>a nigger named Arthur control your BTC gain

where did it all go wrong

>> No.18340525
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18340525

>>18340468
why of course...

>> No.18340529

>>18340514

the dow? cmon man

>> No.18340532

>>18340514
I only watch Dave and Buster's

>> No.18340534

>>18340514
I'm watching essinpee

>> No.18340536

>>18340514
spy, spx or dow
all the same

>> No.18340541

>>18340514
The shit and piss 500

>> No.18340540

who the fuck is buying all of this volume

>> No.18340542
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18340542

I BOUGHT 10K IN CALLS BECAUSE EVERY... FYCKING... DAY.. WE PUMP IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18340543

>>18340468
Buy KOS

>> No.18340544
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18340544

JEROME YOU WORTHLESS WANNABE KIKE THE POOMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, STOP FUCKING CRYING IN THE CORNER LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

THAT'S IT, YOURE FIRED, JARED CUT HIM OFF, CUT HIM OFF, MOVE THAT PRINTER BUTTON INTO MY OVAL OFFICE.

>> No.18340547

DOW CHEMICAL BVLLS REPORT

>> No.18340548

>>18340470
Someone put the euphoria chart over this, even has the bear trap in it kek

>> No.18340549

23500 was the absolute top of this dead cat exit pump see you back at 16000

>> No.18340552
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18340552

>>18340514
For me, its the NDX 1 min chart. That fucking candle lmao.

>> No.18340558

>>18340514
The S in Pee 5 hunjrid

>> No.18340559

EOD pump soon?

>> No.18340560

>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
WE'RE CLOSING DOWN

>> No.18340562

>>18340514
I'm watching Murenase Gakuen.

>> No.18340565

>>18340559
That's not happening, sweetie.

>> No.18340564

Now for the bad oil news, and I CLEAN UP on RDS.B at $20 on thursday

>> No.18340569
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18340569

Literally the moment I canceled my TQQQ stop loss to replace it with a market sell, it drops like a stone

>> No.18340582
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18340582

Monday is going to be fucking LEGENDARY green
>super green monday
>crab tuesday
>crab wednesday
>thursday pump to close shorts for the long weekend
>massive unholy surge of buying on Monday due to good news over the weekend

>> No.18340583

>>18340343
*Ring ring*

>> No.18340581

>>18340544
sorry boss printer is jammed

>> No.18340586

>>18340559
EOD pump priced in.

>> No.18340589

What's gonna happen with LK?

>> No.18340591

It's going to end literally at 0%, a perfect crab

>> No.18340596
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18340596

dump dump dump

>> No.18340598

SNIB SNAB
NO ONE MAKES MONEY
EXCEPT THE CRAB

>> No.18340600

GAP FILL TO 2460 CONFIRMED. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.18340601

>>18340514
PLAY

>> No.18340602

Fucking Snibs owned the day today.

>> No.18340603

HOLY SHIT THE LAST MINUTE VOLUME

>> No.18340604

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18340605

>>18340589
i think it's frozen til may so calls and puts all expire worthless

>> No.18340608

0% boys. We did it. The crab wins.

>> No.18340612
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18340612

aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

>> No.18340613

BEARS WIN AGAIN

>> No.18340616

>TSLA still up 6%

Peak clown world

>> No.18340618

WHAT A DAY!

>> No.18340620

>>18340598
Fuck you I made good money on TVIX

>> No.18340625

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD

>> No.18340627

>>18340582
CONCUR BULL RUN>>18340602

>> No.18340629
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>> No.18340631
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>>18340608
ALL HAIL THE SNAB

>> No.18340634

>>18340582
Even if there is no good new. Trump will make something up or say something retarded and people believe it's good news. I don't doubt your prediction at all

>> No.18340635

KEK FAGGOT BULLS GET DABBED ON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18340636

new to the market. does after hour market mean anything?

>> No.18340637

Absolutely based red close, we get a second chance at cheapies boys

>> No.18340639
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18340639

>>18340612
Too easy, I had no doubt this would happen. Damn I love free money

>> No.18340640

It looks like the markets are realizing that their oil hopes are not coming to fruition.

>> No.18340641
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18340641

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .35%, some bearish fuggin selling into close there jeez louise. Took profits off C at open tho kekkies, I'm still feeling good. No idea where we're headed 2morrow

>> No.18340642

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DIDN'T GET FILLED BEFORE THE BELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18340643

GET FUCKED BULLS

>> No.18340649
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18340649

AAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.18340651
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>>18340613
>-0.1%
>bears win

>> No.18340652

>that 15 second mega dump
JEROME THATS THE WRONG BUTTON I SAID POOMP NOT DOOMP

>> No.18340653
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18340653

DJI RED CLOSE

>> No.18340656

HOLY SHIT I WAS DOWN TO 300 DOLLARS AT ONE POINT NOW IHAVE 9 260p and 261p CONTRACTS EXPIRING TOMORROW AT 1.3K TOTAL THAT I COULDNT SELL WITHOUT INCURRING GOOD FAITH VIOLATIONS
AHHHHHH

>> No.18340657
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>>18340639
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYDtKMs_blA

Trump sounds congested, does he have the chinavirus?

>> No.18340658
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18340658

>>18340631
GOLDEN CRAB SCUTTLEEEEE YAYAYA

>> No.18340659

pre-market and open up over 800 points. finish red anyway. nice little golden bull run you have there

>> No.18340660

>>18340641
i havent made money in weeks

>> No.18340661
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18340661

couldn't even fucking close the trade before the rape because muh 'pattern day trading'

>> No.18340662

>>18340636
use google you little worthless retard

>> No.18340665
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>>18340589
I just want my money back.

>> No.18340666
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18340666

>monday +8%
>tuesday -0.00001%
>BULLS BTFO

>> No.18340668

made 30% in the last hour on a good short, wasnt much sadly

>> No.18340673
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Aww fiddlesticks. I was a ways off on the prediction from last. >>18340075

>> No.18340675

>>18340651
>+0.00001%
>GOLDEN BULL RUN HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18340676

>>18340641
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND CHILIS? REEEEEEEEE

>> No.18340678

>>18340629
-0.18%
All over. Pack up and go home.

>> No.18340679

bobos be careful, gonna be another -$5 "dump" and then back to the scheduled fake and gay +10$ pumps

>> No.18340681

>>18340651
it's been going down all day you fucking fag

>> No.18340680

>>18340641
I killed it SSL up 57% today alone.
MY SIDES
BOBOS WEEP!

>> No.18340684

>>18340641
+0.08%
kek

>> No.18340685

Just realized my StreetSmart Edge client is almost 10 min delayed. Never saw that happen before.

>> No.18340686

>>18340636
It allows the the jews to play with your profits/loses while you can do anything but watch

>> No.18340687

What the fuck is a crab rave

>> No.18340688
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>>18340641
was down 10% at HOD but now back to nice +/- 0%

>> No.18340689

>>18340641
Down 1.51% on my SOXL today. Fucking worthless Jerome shit the bed

>> No.18340690
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>>18340298
Still going down in the 15minute futures.

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>-0.12%

>> No.18340693

>>18340589
Options chain all at 0.01??? The fuck

>> No.18340694
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>>18340651
Shut the fuck up nerd this is a bobo thread now

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>>18340620

>> No.18340696

REEEEEEEE WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON CHK REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18340699

>>18340603
Yeah no kidding. 1.34 million traded in the last five minutes on SPY.

>> No.18340701
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18340701

Well pretty uneventful day. My bags were heavy earlier, but I'm iron sides.

I did get to buy a putt on peleton like ten minutes to close. It was just about at cost. The option basically cost me like 13 cents.

>> No.18340705

>>18340641
+.05%
Time to reward myself by buying Dark Souls Remastered on Steam

>> No.18340707

>>18340463
Make sure you sell at the bottom!

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>>18340641
Up 0.92% ($214). Dumped my GUSH today at $22. Not hod, but good enough.

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>>18340641
+3%, good day, Jack in Da Box hit my target. Dunno where to put the cash next

>> No.18340713

I'm bought shorts last 5 minutes. See you when I'm in the green tomorrow lads

>> No.18340714

AND IT KEEPS ON GOING

>> No.18340715

>aftermarket SPY keeps dumping
BEAR BROS!
I'M CRYING!

>> No.18340718

If they can manipulate price like that on a single candle across so many instruments simultaneously, they can manipulate price whenever they want on anything. U.S. markets are fake. Every trade you make long isn't long on the market, but long on the Fed and their capacity to manipulate prices to the upside in the long run in perpetuity. You aren't trading the companies on the S&P500, Dow, or Russell, you're trading components of the FED.

>> No.18340719

>>18340641
>fuggin
>jeez louise
>kekkies
>2morrow
Can you please make a trip so i can filter you?

>> No.18340723

>>18340641
Up 14%. Not as good as yesterdays 21% but as long as im green.

>> No.18340724
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>>18340641
I am up about .15%
not great not terrible

>> No.18340725

>>18340696
because you're a dumb retard?

I sold my BPY today at the high and boy am I glad I did that

>> No.18340727

>SPY went from green to red
Fuck this gay earth

>> No.18340728
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>>18340447
this cracks me up every time

>> No.18340729

FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18340732
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I CAN'T BELIEVE ((THEY)) SOLD ME THE TOP AGAIN

>> No.18340733

up 11% at open, up 0.01% at market close. easily the worst rts ive ever played

>> No.18340736
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18340736

>oil price goes up
>stock markets go up after it
>oil price goes down
>stock markets go down after it

>> No.18340739

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?

>> No.18340741
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18340741

AYE I STOPPED THE WHOLE FED PUMPIN
YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CAUSE MY PUT GON LOVE IT
WATCH A YOUNG NIGGA SHORT THE DAQ OUT IN PUBLIC

>> No.18340742

>>18340719
that fag has been posting for years, just filter "ding ding ding" like I did months ago.

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>>18340641
+3% and sold. I took half profit on S&P at 2710. Stopped out on the remainder at 2670. All cash monies again.

>> No.18340745

If you bought SQQQ under $18
Welcome to the chad club

>> No.18340748

>>18340705
me was gonna buy that alienware UWS monitor but they all sold out -_-;

>> No.18340749

>>18340718
us stocks is the biggest pump and dump shitcoin on /biz/

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>>18340660
it'll be okay soon I promis
>>18340676
learn the lore b4 posting
>>18340688
yaya!
>>18340712
ratty all the bollies are satisfied I'm scared where we go next

>> No.18340755

>>18340641
Closed out my 265 SPY Call 65% since shit was trending down. 23% up in all today

>> No.18340758
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NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

>> No.18340759

IM REALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT GETTING BURNED TODAY! MIGHT JUST SAY IT

N

>> No.18340762

Why the fuck was the volume so incredibly high. during '08 and '09, you'd think there would be more algos and retail and more of everything now.

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>>18340718
that candle was algo bullshit

>> No.18340764

>>18340745
What if I bought it 25?

>> No.18340765

>>18340727
>bought 265 puts at daily high
Yolo 420 blaze it

>> No.18340766

>>18340641
20% gain at 10am vanquished by close. at least I'm still not a bearfag

>> No.18340769

>>18340759
I

>> No.18340770

It's just a BEAR TRAP noobies.

Relax...

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whats he gonna do next

>> No.18340774

>>18340641
Made like 3k on INO

>> No.18340777

>>18340736
IV been riding this wave sell everytime it goes 2 bucks up and buy when it dumps

>> No.18340780

SQQQ ROCKETING UP AFTER HOURS

>> No.18340781

>>18340641
+101%(in btc future market) but i am not a stock faggot, i just come here for the lol, and because btc following Dow like a whore follow it's pimp

>> No.18340784

>>18340759
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!

>> No.18340789

>>18340742
that would only get the market close posts, not everything else

>> No.18340790

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc&list=RDMM4NMEGzwtbVc&index=10

Closing theme

>> No.18340798

>>18340770
It may be. Gap up open in to low of day close is always dicey though. I wouldn't want to be holding over night.

>> No.18340802

GET
FUCKED
BULLNIGGERS
AHAHAHAHA

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>>18340696
Dude. Their decline has nothing to do with the virus. They're a dead company. You should cut your loses

>> No.18340805

>>18340498
based small cap speculator

>> No.18340808

Holding 20k shares of CHK at average of $7 a share. AMA why I haven’t killed myself yet

>> No.18340818

>>18340789
>>18340742
What's the problem? It's a cool little thing, who cares if he talks like a fag

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>>18340754
they are satisfied so I think the best thing to do is slowly buy meat stocks

>> No.18340826

>>18340808
why did you do that?

>> No.18340832

>>18340808
why would you all in literally any company in the world unless you're insider trading?

>> No.18340834

>>18340802
Thats life

>> No.18340839

>>18340808
why did you think this was a good idea

>> No.18340840
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At one point my shorts were down close to $3000.

Why didn't you bulls sell?

>> No.18340841

future +0.03%
>bullbros we're back

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AHHHHHHHH JEROME JUSTED MY HAIRLINE

>> No.18340848

Hope you guys bought the end of day dip. Another 3% up we go tomorrow

>> No.18340850

>>18340696
Dogshit stock, get out while you still can before bankruptcy or delisting

>> No.18340855

>>18340773
Push zet xideways

>> No.18340857

I DID MY BEST
BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH
https://youtu.be/v7ALlx8lpvY

>> No.18340858

>>18340832
if I didn't have to deal with gay canadian tax law and even gayer wealthsimple I would have sold everything to all in raytheon at $50, because $50 was a stupidly low price

>> No.18340859

>>18340808
holy shit. i had 30 shares at about 3 dollars and let go of the piece of shit after holding for a year with no sign of improvement.

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18340862

it's such a loooong waaaay doooooownnnnnnnn

>> No.18340864

I mean, yeah, the market might be retarded, but why fight it?

>> No.18340866

>>18340745
I just bought three shares thank you! What do I win?

>> No.18340868

>>18340841
Futures aren't open retard

>> No.18340869

>0.12%! The market is crashing! Bulls BTFO!
Fucking bobo retards

>> No.18340875

>>18340764
Still bro tier

>> No.18340877

>>18340848
>-0.12%
>"dip"
come on now

>> No.18340880

>>18340826
>>18340839
>>18340832
Read an article on it and yolo’d, seemed like they had a huge amount of assets good CF compared to their low share price

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>>18340641
I uhhhh I could be doing better, all I know is I'm not playing this market well AT ALL. It got real difficult real fast.

>> No.18340883

>made 95% in two days yoloing options
>cant even explain how they work
Some kinda money doubler I guess?

>> No.18340886

>>18340857
bro FUCK that movie

>> No.18340887

>>18340808
That was almost four years ago it was worth $7. Dude just take the loss.

>> No.18340892
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>>18340866
don’t forget to diversify your portfolio with SPXS and SDOW

>> No.18340895

>>18340808
was this a small part of a well diversified portfolio anon?
...
ANON?
...
OMG he’s dead!

>> No.18340901
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>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

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>>18340864
maybe the market is rational and we are all retarded

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BUY THE BOTTOM AND SELL AT THE TOP

I GUARANTEE YOU LADS, YOU'LL MAKE MONEY THIS WAY

>> No.18340913

fomc meeting info leaked this afternoon causing the drop, just wait until tomorrow until the general public finds out.

>> No.18340914

>>18340883
buying puts means you think market go down
buying calls means you think market go up
selling options mean you either know what you're doing or are about to get margin called if you don't

>> No.18340915

>>18340883
flash1: DOUBLING MONEY - NO SCAM

>> No.18340917
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>>18340718
there was extremely bearish pattern today (middle of white circle)
which basically shows almost all alpha algos were turned off and just only market makers were still operating.

>> No.18340920

>>18340862
https://youtu.be/KIgIgo9mcZY

>> No.18340922

>>18340886
Funniest movie of all time

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>>18340901
i was tempted but i didn't.
however, i never buy or short ever.

>> No.18340926

>>18340808
Hard yikes, my dude.

>> No.18340929

>>18340883
i made -$2000

>> No.18340930

>>18340895
About half of it at the time

>> No.18340932
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Which one of you idiots was this?

>> No.18340938

>>18340917
Leave

>> No.18340947
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18340947

KEK
Look at the 10yr yield right now. We’re going back to 200.

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>>18340881
Lol

>> No.18340962

>>18340808
You best be jesting

>> No.18340966

>>18340912
I'm going to try to remember to try this. I think you might be onto something.

>> No.18340968

>>18340917
Do you think it'll be a self fulfilling prophecy that MMs think we'll peak at 270, so they started selling at 270, so we peak at 270?

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holy fuck look at that chart

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>>18340883
>lost 80% in 2 weeks

>> No.18340974

>>18340917
>muh doji
Get fucked retard bear

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>>18340932

>> No.18340989

>>18340914
I get the gist, but not the actual. How the fuck does a put actually make money?

>> No.18340992

>>18340932
That's darkpool you fucking idiot. I never post here but. Yo I'm obviously don't know what dark pool is so stop trying meme people into losing money you fucking faghot

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>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
I called this earlier today btw, thanks for the money dum-dum permabulls. :)

>> No.18340995
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HOLY SHIT CRAMER DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS THIS MORNING ON SQUAWK

>you know I think we had some hedge fund managers coming on with crocodile tears, but
>you know some hedgefund managers went to their islands that we don't know about--that actually happened, don't laugh
>they've got islands
>Faber: with their own medical staff and ventilators too
>Cramer: and don't forget, the AR-15's. Don't forget, that's what they have, you see--
>Faber: they got a lot of those, there's A LOT OF EM, a lot of preparation

jesus fuck.

>> No.18340996

>>18340974
he woulda just said it was a doji if he was a bone reader. if you wanna bone read, the daily inverted hammer looks brutal.

>> No.18340999

>>18340971
me too brother...

have like 400 bucks left over

>> No.18341005

>>18340864
>tfw the market has retard strength you can't defeat

>> No.18341006

BOUGHT SHORTS BEFORE CLOSE DONT GIVE A FUCK SEE YOU TOMORROW WHEN SMALLCAP AND SPY ARE DOWN 5% NERDS.

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>>18340641
Down 1.5% from yesterday's +10%. Which is amazing since I shorted everything at the close yesterday. Managed to sell my hedging longs at the height of today's rally, so what should be an ugly 5-10% loss was covered almost completely if not for my slight losses on my hedges made for tomorrow. Feels good surviving a 900 point day as a bobo.

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18341010

>>18340971
not so cocky anymore bull-chan?

>> No.18341016

>>18340932
That's a darkpool candle you fucking idiot. Stop posting here you obviously are a fucking noob and just going meme somebody into losing money you fucking bitch faggot

>> No.18341018

>>18340930
Holy shit. Okay, please don’t kill yourself but learn from your mistake. As boomer as it sounds you need to diversify your assets anon in case some saudi towel head decides to fuck shit up

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18341025

Good lord look at TAL, another Chinese company caught doing shady stuff

>> No.18341027

>>18340883
Based and casinopilled.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18341029

>>18341016
proud of you, you typed it correctly this time

>> No.18341035

>>18340989
if you buy puts and calls but never actually exercise them, you might not realize this, but you're just trading contracts for the rights to buy of sell a stock at a certain price

for the seller they make money on the premium, selling options is basically like limit buys/sells that print free money for setting them

>> No.18341037

>>18340298
SELL

SELL

SELL

SELL

>> No.18341039

>>18340883
I lost 1k doing seemingly smart plays.
I've made 700 in 3 hours just yoloing a put expiring tomorrow

>> No.18341049
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>HE BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP
LMAO

>> No.18341054

>>18340932
I’ve only been trading since February and even I know what that is kek

>> No.18341055

>>18341018
Haha I’ve made up for it , thanks anon

>> No.18341056

somebody tell me what's going to happen with SCO tomorrow and i will believe you

>> No.18341058

>>18340989
I'll pay you $5 to borrow your $100 stock and ill sell it for $90, so I gain $5.

>> No.18341071

Get fucked bulls

>> No.18341072
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>>18340971
>lost 95% in 3 weeks
as long as we have a biblical drop and a rise in vix i can probably get 20% back heh heh

>> No.18341074

>>18341064
>>18341064
>>18341064

suddenly

>>18341064
>>18341064
>>18341064

>>18341064
>>18341064
>>18341064

a new thread

>>18341064
>>18341064
>>18341064

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>>18341010
>not so cocky anymore after being bull-ied
h-he-he-he

>> No.18341079

Cambodian or Afghan women might be the cheapest but they are not quite good looking

>> No.18341083

>>18341056
up .88%

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>tomorrow everyone is short and we go green

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>>18341049
>the six trillion unemployed mean nothing!
kek
remember the 6 gorillion

>> No.18341128

>>18341049
>But Dimon added that "this scenario is quite severe and, we hope, unlikely."

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>>18341087
it only need a small jump of energy prices and we are OK again

>> No.18341145

>.>
<.<

o.o
niggers

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>>18340993
uh. wow congrats you did a thing right.
Ok?
Some of us have been adding shorts while holding our longs and getting BTFO on those inverst etfs. there are no real permabulls, just excellent memers.

>>18340719
>>18340742
you guys got shit taste

>>18341016
I preferred the "faghot" version
You really think that's what it is? I thought it was end of day reporting from other exchanges or some weird fuckery. So it's darkpools shorting to add liquidity or unwinding their shorts? I wonder if theres a way to take that into consideration along with DIX to get a more accurate reading.

>> No.18341158

>>18341035
I just need to go do some reading. Or keep this retard luck going

But I still dont get it. Calls make sense, but puts? I bought spy puts at 265 today. After the contract exercises, someone gets shares of spy at 265. The lower it drops, the more money I make. Who in the fuck would buy spy for 265 when the stock price dropped more than that, say, to 240?

>> No.18341169

>>18341025
> investing in chink scam ever

>> No.18341208

>>18341158
The call is a contract that says they have to buy it at the strike price regardless of what its at now, thats why you paid them the premium.

>> No.18341216

>>18341158
you sell them at current price and you get the money from difference between strike and current price

>> No.18341233

>>18341208
put sorry

>> No.18341252

>>18341145
Hello, based department ?

>> No.18341336

>>18340641
Up 2.5% today, sold US Foods to bolster up NLY a little bit, as well as T. Finally just caved and sold ON THE to do the same. Meme stocks, not even once!

>> No.18341359

>>18341233
see >>18341216
i a current stock price is 240, and you buy 230p, and imagine the stock goes to 220, you sell it at 220, the guy who sold you the get the money from 220 sell and gives you the gains you made in this case (10*100)

>> No.18341542

>>18340915
based and osrs pilled. wave:Free armor trimming.