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18337796 No.18337796 [Reply] [Original]

>get rich at 25 years old by sucking a few dicks
>get handed millions from asset invested by seething incels
>seething incels call you a whore and sell
>investment immediately pumps causing mass incel suicide

>> No.18337825

How to be successful in life:

Step 1.) Be attractive.
Step 2.) Repeat above.

>> No.18337838

>>18337825
>be attractive
>sell yourself

That's it.

>> No.18337856

She probably doesnt actually manage anything. Just the face to convince crypto simps to let her shitty firm manage their crypto. Maybe fucks them too if needed.

>> No.18337857

>>18337825
Literally this.

>> No.18337886

I'm happy for her success. Maybe the lazy autists on this site can learn a thing or two from her example.

>> No.18337888

How to be successful in life:
Step 1: hone the art of sucking sick.
Step 2: be sure to impressively suck the correct dicks.
It's unironically that simple.

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>>18337825
>How to be successful in life:
>Step 1.) BUY CHAINLINK
>Step 2.) Repeat above.

>> No.18337924

>>18337796
Nice try, Jessica. Stay mad and riddled with herpes

>> No.18337936
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>>18337924
Cope

>> No.18337980

>>18337888
>Step 1: hone the art of sucking sick.

I'm proud to say I support local artists.
Giving back to the atistic community.

>> No.18337982

>>18337796
>helping build the back office
kek

>> No.18338171

>>18337982
Nah but really though, what does that even mean?

>> No.18338199

>>18338171
It means Nuke is nuking that pussy in exchange for a fancy job title

>> No.18338260
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>>18337796
I pulled off my stack from their platform. How could I have fall for their kikery? A bunch of Jews loaning out my coins to other people and charging them interest while they give me pennies. Fuck these users. Usury deserves death.

>> No.18338275

sold all my link because i refuse to support the clownworld that enabled this whore
fuck link and fuck WHORES

>> No.18338284

that is a man

>> No.18338291
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>>18338171
Surfing google all day setting up dates with rich kikes so they will give you money in exchange for sexual favors.

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>>18337888
MERCURY DIME BLOWJOBS

>> No.18338302

I cannot believe I share a board with people that just figured out all women use their pussy to make money.

>> No.18338328

>>18337838
If I suck you microdick can you do me a favour and up these order books a little sweety?

>> No.18338355

>>18338302
Not my waifu. She stays up till 1am every night grinding on her work to bring in over 100k

>> No.18338373

>>18337888
this doesn't work without also being attractive, believe me I am more than ready to throat powerful cocks until I pass the fuck out, but you need to be at least like an attractive trap.
Guys/trannies give the best head btw, because they know exactly what feels good.
I'm very familiar with cocksucking. That's a man, and I also hold Chainlink.

>> No.18338402

watched her video yesterday, was not too impressed

>> No.18338461

>>18338402
Most porn stars phone it in. There's plenty of men and women who go to porn shoots high as a kite on weed, meth, coke just to dissociate themselves.
Judging from testaments from other girls who were on GDP, they were offered copious amounts of weed and alcohol, so little Ms. Celsius was probably under the influence.

>> No.18338474

>>18338402
link?

>> No.18338485

>>18338355
100k pesos

she makes reusable grocery bags

>> No.18338509

>>18337936
simp.

>> No.18338537

>>18338461
sounds cool but they'll never beat Bakky.
jap porn studio that regularly raped and tortured women. There's a shoot where they shove a garden hose into a girl's throat and pump her lungs full of water until she passes out. Then they pump her lungs and revive her. Then do it again.

Unfortunately she survived with brain damage. But for a moment you really do get to watch the life leave her eyes (:

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>>18337825
<-- The only redpill that women ever swallow.

>> No.18338618

>>18338461
idk man she sounds pretty sober.

>>18338474
https://hqporner.com/hdporn/83198-interview_and_fuck_with_20_years_old_Jessica.html

at the beginning her moaning sounds pretty genuine, kinda horny, later she tries too hard to copy that fake pornstar moaning

>> No.18338676

she is on forbes 30 under 30. She is definitely a pro at sucking the right dicks

>> No.18338703

>>18338618
Shits boring.
if she's not suffering and in terror I'm not turned on.

>> No.18338764

>>18338537
That sounds dumb as fuck, and morbid as fuck.
And like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>18338618
If she's cognizant, she's still probably phoning it in

>> No.18338829

>>18337906
That really is her isn't.

>> No.18338859

>>18338537
Holy fuck thats funny.

>> No.18338875

>>18337796
>chainlink soibois now simping for a whore
I would say you guys have reached rock bottom, but I'll wait until it dumps back down under $2 this month

>> No.18338876

>>18337838
kek

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>>18338537
>>18338703
Wow guys I think we just found the edgiest edgelord in this thread

>> No.18338925

>>18337886
buy knee pads?

>> No.18339013

>>18337796
ever thought that the porn thing was some kike conspiracy to get you to sell low before it moons?

>> No.18339047

>>18337825
she's not that attractive, I've banged a ton of hotter broke bitches

>> No.18339234

>>18339047
i agree, also her titjob looks fucking awful. Imagine how bad they looked before. She has poop tier genes

>> No.18339306

she has no technique or personality, just like a sack of potatoes on video.

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>>18338676
>OMG SHE IS ON FORBES THAT MEANS SHE MUST BE GOOD
Yeah, ok buddy

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>>18338485
Lol

>> No.18340103

>>18339640
He's still right. She sucked dick better than the other women who were offered to be featured.

>> No.18341247

>>18338829
Yes she’s named explicitly in the lawsuit so it’s 100%. Anon archived a copy of the paperwork somewhere.

>> No.18341749

lol pathetic incel and simpe infested thread

>> No.18341751

>>18337856
Dont post things that make sense here faggot.

Just be a loser and larp