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How do I become a crypto influencer?

>> No.18335559

>>18335512
make 4-5 really high quality videos or tutorials, and then just host streams and daily wrap ups that type of thing. channel should take off within 8-12 months if you're consistent

>> No.18335578

>>18335512
suck Charles Hoskinson's dick

>> No.18335618

>>18335512
1. Acquire "authority", if you got a job in finance (even a janitor is fine as long as it's in a big bank), or a github (just fork some popular projects so it looks legit, retards can't tell anyway), or maybe pretend you got TA skills, make a tweet every day that BTC goes UP, another tweet that it goes DOWN, then delete the one that was false, repeat a few and then pretend you're a prophet
2. Steal strong opinions from another influencer, nobody likes a fence sitter
3. Communicate (publicly & privately) with other influencers to increase your reach
4. reap the rewards

>> No.18335649

just have tits bro

>> No.18335664
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>>18335512

>> No.18335676

That... is a man

>> No.18335682

>>18335512
That's a man.
Be a man that looks like a woman, become a crypto thot. Worked for that pornstar.

>> No.18335707

>>18335664

that is a man

>> No.18335720

>>18335512
thats a man

>> No.18335772
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>>18335707
Incels continue to call these crypto thots who have gotten rich and live lavish lifestyles off your money men.

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>>18335707

>> No.18335952

>>18335877
Nice virgin hand hover

>> No.18336094

>>18335877

thats a man

>> No.18336177

>>18335512
Easy. You need no clue, no brains, a camera, and a lot of time. You then act like the monkey that by chance outperformed professional traders by pushing random buttons. Done.

>> No.18336197

>>18335512
Write fake parnership tweets.

>> No.18336264

>>18335512
I want to grope her tits

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>>18335512
You'll need (((assistance)))

>> No.18336382

>>18335877
LMFAO! Tone Vays is literally a manlet. dudes like 5'3" at most. I'm a shitcoin dev and he tried to strike up a discussion with me after a seminar I put on at consensys. He followed me around for 5 minutes after I blew him off trying to ask me questions. I told him that I don't talk to midgets, I toss them.

Why do you cocksuckers give these retard "influencers" so much credibility? Everyone of them is a fucking joke talking out of their asses

>> No.18336622

>>18335512
look more like iCarly

>> No.18337231

>>18335559
It's pointless though because fame is a fools idea of success.

>> No.18337280

>>18335877
What a fucking loser. For all you newfags, Tone Vays SOLD the fucking bottom in 2015! He's always been a worthless schmuck

>> No.18338557
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>>18335877
Cute gay couple.

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>>18336264

>> No.18340107

>>18335772
theyre demon possessed trannys ya doofus

>> No.18341335

>>18335512
tits