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>> No.18320029
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18320029

just tell me what to buy before market close bros

>> No.18320036

>'eez the PM of britain??
>domp eet

>> No.18320042
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18320042

You did buy at the bottom, right?

>> No.18320044

>>18320029
spy calls

>> No.18320043
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>>18320017
>>18320000
How do I buy puts on England?

>> No.18320047

>>18320029
LMT, the answer is always LMT.

or RTX

>> No.18320052

>>18320029
the exact opposite of what everyone tells you to buy. 2 ez

>> No.18320054
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18320054

The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
ALERT THE TOP HAS BEEN REACHED. CLOSE ALL LONG POSITIONS IMMEDIATELY.

>> No.18320059

>>18320044
no options im poor

>> No.18320060

>>18320010
Are my 4/17 puts fucked beyond repair?

>> No.18320064
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18320064

OH NO BOJOS OUR HERD GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18320066

HOLY SHIT THAT PUMP.

>> No.18320069

>>18320054
oh my god, what have you done?

>> No.18320070
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18320070

>yfw you're not a bear

>> No.18320072
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>>18320010
Yeah I'm thinking suicide right about now

>> No.18320074

>>18320037
now is the time i go balls deep in sqqq

>> No.18320075

what the FUCK BOGGED

>> No.18320076

nuoh my god

>> No.18320077
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>>18320029
>>18320047
seconding RTX

>> No.18320079
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18320079

No, not my shorts.

We got too cocky bearbros!

Time to prostitute off the girlfriend.

>> No.18320080
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320081

>>18320059
soxl

>> No.18320085

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18320088
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>> No.18320089

WHAT IS GOING ON

>> No.18320093
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>>18320054
stahp!
jeez I don't want to coom today I need my edge!

>> No.18320094
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320095

IT'S NOT STOPPING THE PUMP IS GOING TO 270

>> No.18320099

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>> No.18320100
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>>18320029
>buying high

>> No.18320102
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18320102

WHY DID I HAVE A LIMIT SELL ON MY HSU

THERE'S NO CONTAINING IT

>> No.18320103
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18320103

FIB LEVEL BROKEN

FIB LEVEL BROKEN

FIB LEVEL BROKEN

>> No.18320104

OOOOIIILL

>> No.18320106

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRABBROS!

>> No.18320107
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320109

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PUMP?

>> No.18320110

>>18320072
what the fuck did you buy

>> No.18320112

What the fuck???

>> No.18320114

fuck a random uk prime minister or whatever their bullshit title is over there.

weak ass country.

>> No.18320121

>>18320010
WTF WAS THAT?!?

>> No.18320130
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18320130

>S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
>S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET

>> No.18320131
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320132
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>> No.18320138

NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
they got the laserjet working bobobros its over

>> No.18320141

Did someone just pump and dump the entire S&P?

>> No.18320142

SDOW
SHOULD I BUY IT

>> No.18320147

2 minutes until the REAL pump. GET READY JEROME IS GOING IN HOT.

>> No.18320148

>>18320142
get in there bud 90% of bears have dumped their sack

>> No.18320149

>>18320079
she cute

>> No.18320153

yeah. that looks about right.
taking suggestions on how to kms.

>> No.18320157

>this kills the bear

>> No.18320158
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18320158

This pump is the most bearish sign possible.

>> No.18320159
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18320159

I sold all SPXS this morning to buy longs

I've already more than made up the loss I sold at

>> No.18320161

>>18320148
WELL I JUST DUMPED EARLIER TODAY
DCA IN YES OR NO?

>> No.18320163

PUMP CAME RIGHT ON FUCKING TIME 10MINS BEFORE CLOSE WTF

>> No.18320168
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>>18320141
maybe if they forgot the part where they dump it

>> No.18320174
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>>18320054
I see no indication of that. Also the supreme & powerful just plowed through resistance at 2630.

>> No.18320177
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18320177

Time to buy boys. Never seen a more bullish statement.

>> No.18320179
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18320179

idgaf anymore

>> No.18320181
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18320181

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
IT'S POOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.18320182
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18320182

>7%
GET FUCKED, BEAR-KEKS

>> No.18320184

This is ridiculous.

>> No.18320185

wtf lol i didnt check ticker the whole day because i already got knocked out in the morning, holy cow

would be 140% down lmao

>> No.18320187
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18320187

PAHMP EEET!

>> No.18320188

>>18320072
Its ok anon, that money would have been spent on drugs or hookers anyway so it's not really like you lost anything. Just make more sensible investments from now on.

>> No.18320189

>>18320010
this fucking move. jesus christ

>> No.18320193
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18320193

Accumulate REFR

>> No.18320197
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18320197

17%
>17%
17%
>17%
17%
>17%
17%
>17%

>> No.18320198

>>18320149
>she

>> No.18320202
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18320202

>British priminister about to die
>+2% pump
Corbyns at it again

>> No.18320204
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18320204

THE BEARS

JUST GOT ANALLY FUCKED

ITS OVER

CAPITULATION

COVERING

SQUEEZE

GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG

>> No.18320208

HOUSTON WE HAVE REACHED ESCAPE VELOCITY. WE ARE LEAVING LEO

>> No.18320210

LMT is the greatest stock on the market, when you invest in LMT what you are really investing in the American Ideal.
LMT is not allowed to fail, when you invest LMT you are investing in the United States Air Force, the single greatest military group in existence.
When we start bombing muslims from space with kinetic bombardment, what company do you think will be buildling it? Thats right. LMT.
LMT has been the United States most trusted military contractor for such a long time, Fun Fact: LMT was the company allowed to reverse engineer technology off of crashed flying saucers!

LMT is a rock in this market, and its future is bright, the only reason not to buy LMT is if you are a poorfag and cant afford it. LMT is the past, the present, and the future.

>> No.18320213

NO CIRCUIT BREAKER IN THE LAST HOUR

>> No.18320219

This is obscene

>> No.18320221

FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON

>> No.18320224

>>18320010
How shameless can they get with these pumps.

>> No.18320226

holy fuck. my life is fucking ruined

>> No.18320228

is it time to buy in now

>> No.18320230
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18320230

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Interesting. my prediction of DOW 27K by end of April isn't exactly impossible anymore. Although I really don't see it happening. More like remaining at these levels for the next month.

>> No.18320231

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320232

FUCK THIS GAYASS PUMP

>> No.18320233

Yov better worship my altar years from now. Bvll.

Bvll.

BVLL.

SVRGE.

BVVVVVVVVVVLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BVVVVVVVVLLLLLLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

>> No.18320234

GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS RIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18320236

>8% green on the day the british PM dies
this is disrespectful

>> No.18320237
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18320237

>>18320054
SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>> No.18320239

>>18319865
Nah, Apple ain't buying DIS. They had a shot when Jobs was still alive (He was on DIS board of directors & a big shareholder) but they didn't take it. Also the stock price was way cheaper at that time to boot.

>> No.18320240

>>18320182
>7%
Dude you're behind on the times. A minute passed, we're at 8% now.

>> No.18320243

I'm actually disgusted.

AMZN about to hit 2000

>> No.18320244
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>>18320204
haha good thing my puts already lost all their value...

>> No.18320245

Jeesus this is a bit too much.

>> No.18320246
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18320246

>just sold everything in my Roth and traditional IRAs
Still hodling in my non-tax advantaged accounts. I believe we're going to retest the March 23rd low.

>> No.18320247
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18320247

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18320248

anyone going short

>> No.18320249
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18320249

>missed the bottom
>thats ok, I'll just dump that money into Alibaba & set myself up with a shit-ton of eBay inventory
You guys did have a plan B in case you missed the bottom, right?

>> No.18320250

I TOLD YOU ALL TO BUY CALLS FRIDAY

>> No.18320251

>>18320236
SAY IT WITH ME!
PRICED.
IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

>> No.18320254
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18320254

MOOOOONING
SP500 ATH EOW

>> No.18320255

SEC really needs to look into whats going on here. This is ridiculous

>> No.18320258

SDOW YES IR NO
GIMME AN ANSWER BIZ

>> No.18320264

>>18320258
i bought. so no.

>> No.18320265

RELOADING, ONE LAST PUMP INCOMING

>> No.18320268
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>> No.18320269

>>18320258
all in

>> No.18320270
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18320270

>bought XOM at $40.01
>say "fuck It I'm going long haul"
>XOM proceeds to piddle around $40 for the rest of the day
>"well whatever, I'm going long"
>lay down
>XOM Pops in the last 5 minutes
>$40.70

I'm not going to act like I know what the fuck is going on

>> No.18320272
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18320272

JEROME DONT
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>> No.18320275

>>18320258
you know this shit isnt over anon

>> No.18320273
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18320273

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320274

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>+8%
>1700
>NEW
>RECORD
>HIGH

Just knocked vp some prime bear pvssies, so tight, so svccvlent. Proper bvll breeding bitches, yovr lineage erased. Bvllcocksvrge.

>> No.18320276

all last week i told people to buy more SQQQ hheheheh, they are going to miss the biggest bounce in the history of capitalism

>> No.18320277

There are gonna be breakers tomorrow right haha

>> No.18320278

>>18320248
Yeah on the ES

>> No.18320282

Corona is officially a nothingburger. fuck you dumbass shorts

>> No.18320286

we really need bizzonaci back

>> No.18320293
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18320293

I hope you boys bought the morning and sold the EOD pump. +15% realized for the day is comfy.

>> No.18320296
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18320296

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320297

>>18320188
I'm going to commit suicide on my birthday anyways (July 26), I just wanted to throw money in for the memes honestly lol

>> No.18320298
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>> No.18320299

>>18320264
>>18320269
>>18320275
okay i went all in (1 share)

>> No.18320300

>The inevitable sell off this week will be delicious

Buy some puts bobros

>> No.18320303

>>18320168
You were saying?

>> No.18320305
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

THE.
BULL.
IS.
BACK.

>> No.18320306

Incoming dump to wipe out the whole week's gain.

>> No.18320308

>>18320293
over 60% for the day

>> No.18320311
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>>18320010
Reminder, bad earnings are priced in.

>> No.18320312

>>18320306
this lmao

>> No.18320316

REEEEEE I SOLD MSFT TOO EARLY REEEEEEE

>> No.18320317
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>>18320240
>Dude you're behind on the times. A minute passed, we're at 8% now.
>8%
So I just made like $1,000 in 5 minutes.
Let's all just take this final minute to laugh at the bears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>> No.18320319

>>18320109
Resistance broke. That triggers a lot of stop buy orders for cautious longs and stop outs for shorts.

>> No.18320323

>>18296339
>>18296364
Nevr listen.., stupid shitheads.

>> No.18320325

>>18320297
dont do it anon
all pussies are warm and tight and it heaven coming deep in wombs

>> No.18320326

I AM FINANCIALLY SECURED

GOD BLESS THE BRRINTING PRESS

AND GOD BLESS THE GOLDEN BULL

>> No.18320329

>>18320308
Fucking nice. What did you do, yolo calls?

>> No.18320332

apology for poor english

when were you when bojo dies?

i was sat at home eating cheese and pickle sandwich when the phone ring

‘bojo is kill’

‘no’

>> No.18320333

>Coronavirus about to kill the UK prime minister
>1600 point gain

>> No.18320334

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS AT THE END

>> No.18320335

>>18320297
no you are not. Life isnt that bad

>> No.18320338

>>18320319
please god be a head fake.

>> No.18320341

BVLL!

BVLL!

BVLL!

>> No.18320344

Hope you guys sold out after that pump. Massive pump.

>> No.18320346

>>18320329
I bought calls friday

>> No.18320349
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WTF i sold my calls 10 minutes before that spikes. Jerome give me some warning here man.

>> No.18320352

you can already see the selloff happening. hope you took profits bulls :)

>> No.18320353

>>18320297
Don’t do it bro... we love you

>> No.18320355
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18320355

bojo...

>> No.18320357

its over bobo bros, moment of silence for our fallen comrades.

>> No.18320358
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18320358

>that sell off volume at the end

>> No.18320359
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18320359

Eh, could have been better, just glad I'm not down 600 dollars like I was this morning lol

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>> No.18320366

Went into the day a bull and took gains, going into tomorrow a bobo at least short term. Nice day. Got some very nice SQQQ over the last hour.

>> No.18320367
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18320367

You shall address me as RAT KING

>> No.18320369

>>18320270
Oil stocks aren't going to really recover for another year at least.

>> No.18320370

already up 20% on my sqqq calls, easy 100% tomorrow morning

>> No.18320371

>>18320246
I'm nervous, someone reassure me please.

>> No.18320372

>>18320333
Honestly nobody cares about Fag Island.

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>>18320333
Clown market bro. Stocks only go up.

>> No.18320376

Bulls you sold right? You didnt get too... greedy right?

>> No.18320377
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18320377

I AM STIL LALIVE GUYS. MY STOP LOSS AT 22.940 WASNT HIT.
FUCK YOU JEROME, EAT SHIT

>> No.18320378

>>18320054
unironically this

>> No.18320379

>>18320334
So you can open cheaper shorts for tonights news and tomorrows open

>> No.18320381

MAMON IS SATISFIED
....FOR NOW

>> No.18320382

>drop 1% in the final minute
what did spy mean by this

>> No.18320386

https://www.ccn.com/the-dow-is-surging-thats-terrible-news-for-stock-market-bulls/

CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.18320389

>>18320010
https://youtu.be/4OO4hL8Ux2M
soundtrack of the moment

>> No.18320390
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18320390

>he bet against the new world

>> No.18320394

>>18319746
the fucking legend he actually did it

>> No.18320395
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18320395

The next week:
>Boomers hear on the news virus is leveling off
>stock market soaring
>they all FOMO in and drive it higher
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320402
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18320402

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 4.86%, good type of feel. C swing went swimmingly, didn't sell it all as it has not cleared price target of 43 US dollars. Hard green across the board. Volume still strange but smol caps leading the ess and pee is encouraging. Fun Monday, got a big case of white monsters I've been sipping on, maybe gonna smoak hookah tabac with my frend tonight or make oven chips

>> No.18320403

>>18320382
it means tomorrow opens red noob

>> No.18320406

>>18320346
I'm terrified of doing that with single tweets mooning or destroying the market. I don't like holding options at all between days right now.
Good job anon. I'm happy you made out.

>>18320338
We'll probably drop a ton during after hours.

>> No.18320407

>>18320369
I don't need it to recover entirely.
XOM @45 is were I would be happy
XOM @50 is where I would be tap dancing in the streets

>> No.18320411

This wont last. The only reason it is up is talks of oil negotiations its all speculation. The entire country is still not working most businesses going banko. When we get further numbers its gonna taaaaank

>> No.18320412

>>18320386
Josiah's SQQQ bags confirmed heavy.

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>>18320395
>go back to work
>Second wave of Coronavirus hits

>> No.18320420

>>18320386
>literally any analyst being right ever

>>18320367
BUY, RATS.

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>>18320402
Only up +6.06%
I am a disappointment to my family, a disappointment to my Headmistress, but most importantly, a disappointment to myself

>> No.18320422
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Jesus lol someone fucked up

>> No.18320423

Any good CNBC livestreams?

>> No.18320424
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18320424

How did your day go BullBros?

Not a bad showing over here

>> No.18320425
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18320425

>bought Dave & Busters at $5
Do adult Chuck E Cheeses have any future?

>> No.18320426
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>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52157824?at_medium=custom7&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom4=BA498FAE-7791-11EA-8A08-21E04744363C&at_custom2=twitter&at_custom3=%40BBCWorld&at_campaign=64
>Coronavirus: Pastor who decried 'hysteria' dies after attending Mardi Gras
>Pastor Landon Spradlin wasn't worried about coronavirus when he went to New Orleans to preach during Mardi Gras. A month later he was dead.
>"He loved to laugh. He loved to play guitar. He played guitar even when he wasn't supposed to," says Jesse Spradlin of her father, Landon.

is this bullish or bearish i can't tell guys help me out

>> No.18320427
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What's this pattern called?

>> No.18320429

>>18320411
Nah. My oil stocks didn't even hit their daytime high at close.
Whatever drove that insane pump, it sure wasn't oil.

>> No.18320430

>>18320402
LARP

>> No.18320433

honestly with how choppy the market has been, people holding anything overnight must have balls of steel

>> No.18320434

>>18320042
Too little, but it's ok.
>>18320072
I'd buy you a drink, but I'm not much better. My only real saving grace is that I'm too stubborn to fear sell.

>> No.18320435
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>>18320402
Opened down 30%. closed every short and went long. Ended up 20%.

>> No.18320436

>>18320402
up over 6 percent today. bless kek

>> No.18320438

>>18320386
>article written by an obvious retard
If he were any good at financial analysis he wouldn't be writing for CNN lmao

>> No.18320439
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>Developed coronavirus symptoms 14 days ago
>mild symptoms for 14 days
>no improvement
>day 15
>symptoms worsen

39.2 fever

>> No.18320441

>>18320426
EVERYTHING is fucking bullish how do you not understand this yet

>> No.18320442

>>18320427
taking profits after massive rally.

>> No.18320445

thanks for fattening up so much today bull boys

>> No.18320446

>>18320402
+11.69%, based and redpilled day

>> No.18320449

>>18320421
what happen to all your levvies :o
>>18320430
why come you mad every day

>> No.18320450

>>18320427
profit taking at end of day/overbought RSI

>> No.18320451
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18320451

Almost $4000 in realized gains. Good day.

>> No.18320453

>>18320427
Short Squeeze, if it's not spoopy.

>> No.18320457

>>18320402
Investments are still a shitshow but day traded a nice 2% gain.

>> No.18320461

>>18320325
Lmao if you think I care about pussy man
>>18320335
Maybe your life isn't bad, but mine is
>>18320353
Thanks man

>> No.18320462

>>18320439
praying for you x

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>>18320411
>be large corporation
>get bailout
>be small company
>get operation costs loan you dont have to pay back
>most businesses going banko

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>tfw puts on the intraday top

>> No.18320468

>>18320427
A short squeeze.

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>>18320451

>> No.18320475

We will see about THAT

>> No.18320477

>>18320197
Used to work for them, fucking sucked ass looool

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post ur gains today lads

>> No.18320485

>>18320451
Based IBKR user.

>> No.18320487

>>18320402
like -$10 overall, hedged my long term holds with some puts when it was mooning
cringe boomer day overall

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>41 bux of pure profit off AMD today
>going to be 210 soon

>> No.18320490

>>18320438
Real Talk: what is the best source for financial analysis and news?

>> No.18320491

Why bearbros why? Why is this happening?

>> No.18320492
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18320492

me short no do too good today :_;

>> No.18320493

>>18320174
I see local top on ttm squeeze/momentum 5m, but 1h isn't at top yet (upcoming) and 1d is saying this is about to moon.

>> No.18320494

-15k today, that sets my life back like a year

>> No.18320500
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18320500

>PM of one of worlds most important economies on deaths door
>markets up
I can't wait for you bulls to get caught in the largest trap ever

>> No.18320501

>>18320461
Naw, fuck those guys, you know the real answer is that we want the copyrights to the vid and your bitcoin passcode.
Aim for a limo.

>> No.18320503

>>18320072
Luckin coffee? More like fuckin coffee
Ha right?

>> No.18320504

coronavirus confirmed nothingburger

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>>18320451
Nice, today was indeed a good day for gainz

>> No.18320512

>>18320461
Just get out in the sun man, vitamin D is good for depresso. Also, Jesus loves you unironically and Hell is a real place that's far worse than anything you've experienced on earth, and it's for eternity.

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>>18320449
I deleveraged for regular DIA and Banks. Idk why Im not up more though my fast foods are all up double digits

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>>18320491
You got too cocky.

>> No.18320517

>>18320491
>thinking they'll let an economic meltdown happen right now
We're getting a shit recession anyways and no amount of Bull cope is going to change that

>> No.18320518

>>18320492
Where you short? At like 263 or where pls tell @_@

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>>18320422
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>> No.18320525

>>18320461
Idk if you are just fucking around but look at people who failed at killing themselves. Most are glad they didn’t succeed.

>> No.18320527
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18320527

>>18320416
C-C-C-CATCH THE WAVE!

>> No.18320528
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>>18320490
gutting a chicken and divining the future from the orientation of its entrails
>>18320491
boomers called their boomer broker and said to go all in on their 401k

>> No.18320529
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>>18320503
No, more like fuckin coughy

>> No.18320530
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18320530

I'm gonna go coom until I'm numb. I can't handle this.

>> No.18320531

>>18320332
i've screencapped your post for my personal archive.
what sort of cheese?

>> No.18320534

>>18320490
Actual analysts working for financial institutions, not some faggot business journalist that writes articles for Yahoo.com.

>> No.18320537

>>18320518
sold lots @ 2642
dunno where that exactly on SPY

>> No.18320538

>>18320491
because corona is a nothing burger. nobody cares that some brainlet minimum wage workers are laid off

>> No.18320542
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18320542

IT NEVER ENDS

>> No.18320545

>>18320177
According to most information, it looks like the overwhelming majority of investors are super-bullish right now. Plus a major spike in noobs trying to buy right this moment. There has not been any observed capitulation yet. Overall I don't think it's the best time to buy, but buying now is not a bad move - simply not the best move either.

>> No.18320546

>>18320377
go bobo go! godspeed you magnificent faggot

>> No.18320547

>>18320520
Good reminder, as soon as COVID is done, the 20 year olds will be fucking like bunnies and theme parks are gonna profit.

>> No.18320557

>>18320500
how do i convert more people to the ways of the day trader? this is the worst fucking time in recent history to hold overnight, wtf is wrong with people?

>> No.18320558

>>18320297
Please don't

>> No.18320560

but like how does Boeing report bad news and then shoot up 20% the next day

>> No.18320561
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18320561

Bought SPXS EOD, and sold some SPY calls.
Fuck MM, fuck kikes, and fuck the feds.

>> No.18320563

>>18320545
No observed capitulation... what do you think the 40% drop in March was?

>> No.18320564

>>18320072
what plays? can i inverse you?

>> No.18320567

>>18320010
BOBOS

BTFO

YOU

FUCKING

MISSED

THE

BOTTOM

>> No.18320570

>>18320545
Market is being way too optimistic about future expectations. This happened in October '08 before the market went down another 30% when all the retail investors and talking heads "bought the dip".

>> No.18320571

>>18320531
Wensleydale with branston pickle.

>> No.18320575

>>18320560
shorts getting stopped out am real thing
probably what happened EoD today

>> No.18320576

>that tiny shortsqueeze right at the end
>last bear getting shit on
fucking amazing finish lmao just perfect

>> No.18320577

>>18320529
Imagine her stimming like crazy as you bust deep in her pussy while licking those pink nips

>> No.18320578

>>18320367
i'm glad you're up 20% or something, but why would you have much more room up?

>> No.18320581
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>>18320485
Yeah I like the broker. Great app. Only a few things that would really help. I like trading more on my iPhone than my pc. I wish I could chart better.

For example I wanted to compare Disney to VOO chart. Couldn't figure it out. Or you can't.

>> No.18320582

Is Boris still in the hospital?

>> No.18320584
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>>18320537
jesse chris why in the last 15 minutes? That's the silly time
>>18320515
The banks still have room to go up tho... right o_o

>> No.18320586

Guys what the actual FUCK is gonna happen tomorrow

>> No.18320587
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>>18320376
No i didn't sell. TA flipped from soft buy to hard throbbing buy on today's price action. Resistance passed, bulls in control of volume. None of the things that would show fakeout potential are saying fakeout here.

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>> No.18320590
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>>18320567
the first bottom, yes

>> No.18320591

>>18320570
Your mother was way too optimistic about that third drink.

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>>18320452
killing 25% of the world was "good enough".

spanish flu came from china btw

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>>18320586
line go up

>> No.18320602

>>18320582
nope he's released now, he's recovering already

>> No.18320604

>>18320591
You seem upset buddy

>> No.18320606

>>18320438
>https://www.ccn.com/the-dow-is-surging-thats-terrible-news-for-stock-market-bulls/
CCN retard

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>>18320576
Now that all the tissue paper hand bears are shaken out the real bull run can begin.

>> No.18320616

>>18320416
Yeah, but this shit isn't happening for another month or two. I'm waiting until then to short. Until then, we are bull.

>> No.18320617

>>18320582
He's closer to the morgue than he is to the recovery ward.

>> No.18320621

>>18320501
I have no idea what you're talking about?
>>18320512
I am a Christian bro. My health isn't a problem, it's my shitty ass life situations I always get placed in despite working my ass off. All my efforts bear no fruits and I'm just done fighting against the current. Also, suicide =/= hell.
>>18320525
I'm not gonna Fail, I can guarantee you that.

>> No.18320622

>>18320402
Awesome day. Up 13% and now 5% in the green from last week's slightly early entry.

>> No.18320624

>>18320617
he's already released you retard

>> No.18320625

>>18320606
Oh so it's even worse kek

>> No.18320627

BEARS CAPITULATING BACK TO THE TRAILER PARK LMAO

>> No.18320628

>>18320586
Boris Johnson dies.
Then the biggest rally to date.

>> No.18320630

>>18320491
To give the faggotbulls hope.

>> No.18320632

>>18320571
excellent, i'm looking forward to seeing more from you in the future.

>> No.18320633

>>18320576
A merciless twist of the knife for sure. Tomorrow will probably be a bloodbath now that all of the shorts have covered kek

>> No.18320636

>>18320616
Yeah it'll be Bulls on Parade til the economic and 2nd virus shock sets in

>> No.18320638

>>18320558
It's set in stone anon, sorry bro

>> No.18320642

>>18320563
Go back to redd!t from whence you came.
>>18320570
That's what I expect to happen. Historically, it's almost always been like that. However the pandemic changes things a little bit.

>> No.18320643

>>18320584
probably but B.B.B is satisfied for Dow and a hair for XLF its good enough for me

>> No.18320644

Real talk: does anyone else feel like we just went through this mass delusion or like the Simulation got a order to add some kind of "problem" just because everyone watching us got bored?

At this point I wouldn't be shocked if the economy was back to normal soon. Its ...not quite a flash crash but almost? I swore there would be a 220 test AT LEAST holy fuck are we just gonna chill and make mad gains until November?

Is Trump and Powell the GOAT? All signs to me sucking that orange dick.

>> No.18320645

>>18320402
>got a big case of white monsters I've been sipping on

holy frickin based. I'm on my 3rd or 4th cup of coffee. It's been fun

>> No.18320648

All time high by the end of the month, screenshot this

>> No.18320649

>>18320582
yeah. he's high risk now. if he ain't got it, well he's in hospital surrounded by those who do. Only a mater of time before he stuffs it. But hell if he does stuff it, the queen can just appoint someone else. Since it's an emergency situation and all.

>> No.18320650

>>18320624
he was literally just transferred to an ICU

>> No.18320651
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18320651

>Another 7% gain
>Something that doesn't happen in a healthy bull market
Big guys going bear hunting. Don't worry though, bull season soon.

>> No.18320653

https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1247224000402657280

>> No.18320655

>>18320628
this whole thing was just to undo brexit

>> No.18320662
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18320662

>>18320584
had placed short this morning and forgot about it until notification dinged ;_;

>> No.18320670

>>18320648
you don't make the cut with your boring post

>> No.18320676

>>18320602
>>18320624
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604
>5 minutes ago
>he doesn't know

>> No.18320681

>>18320624
From his mortal coil maybe.

>> No.18320683

>>18320662
ugh now market stalled exactly where placed order -_-;

me shorted most normie place short apparently ugh should just close thing

>> No.18320684

>>18320142
>buying something that consistently loses money

>> No.18320685

>>18320297
Stream it

>> No.18320691

>>18320681
did you just name drop a warcraft spell

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18320695

>>18320676
>Dead head of state
>TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18320697

>>18320653
priced in

>> No.18320698

>yez, zi last beer have zold
>dump et.

>> No.18320703

>>18320402
over 60% today

ashamed of my risk management but it is what it is

>> No.18320712

>>18320367
based rat king

>> No.18320716

>>18320695
the queen is fine m8

>> No.18320721

>>18320662
>_<
Thinkyswim shows where you have your limmies on the chart even with monke bars tho right?
>>18320643
not satisfied for C, most of the other banks look the be touching it huh?

>> No.18320727

>>18320402
Up 5% today, how much of that is a dead cat bounce or legitimate signs of health: don't know, don't care! Picked up some US Foods first thing this morning and wasn't disappointed, even that NRZ trash didn't totally fuck me over today. Still waiting on the magic number for ONTX so I can finally be out from underneath that garbage

>> No.18320728
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18320728

this price action is real and straight, totally not fake and gay at all

>> No.18320730

>>18320653
YO CAN THE FED BUY DEEZ NUTS TOO?

>> No.18320739

>>18320638
No it's not faggot. You have every right to live longer and nothing can tell you different.

>> No.18320747

>>18320728
Fuck off to r/wsb you retarded nigger.

>> No.18320748

>>18320736
>>18320736
>>18320736

>>18320736
>>18320736
>>18320736

>>18320736
>>18320736
>>18320736

noo
nu
new

>> No.18320751

Is it frozen?

>> No.18320753

>>18320402
AAAAAAAAAA
I BLEW IT BIGTIME

SVXY gains making up for the dumb shit I did with bearish bets, but then that means I’m just redoing svxy losses or something.

IM FUCKING IT UP

bought more Campbell’s soups

>> No.18320754

>>18320721
>monke bars tho right?
yes but not on DOM which is what normally watch
well it actually do on dom but took them out >_>

>> No.18320755

>>18320653
this is absurd lol

>> No.18320763

>>18320728
kill yourself faggot I'll rape your mother

>> No.18320766

>>18320728
gtfo

>> No.18320771

>>18320402
I don't know what I'm doing so I'm parked in index ETFs with a side of EDV and a smidgen of GLDM. Up 4.8% today.

>> No.18320780

>>18320402
Up 8.5, modest but that's mostly because of the airline longs I have

>> No.18320808

>>18320739
Ive tried for the past 3 years to fight against it, I'm done bro.

>> No.18320816

>>18320168
what show is this?

>> No.18320895

>>18320500
Wasn’t this supposed to happen last week, kek

>> No.18320933

>>18320596
Meant the spanisu flu wave 2

>> No.18320937

>>18320538
>b-b-but muh 30-40% unemployment

Wealth inequality in 2020 just does not give a shit

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18321013

>>18320808
fighting what for 3 years? my whole life has been shit so far

>> No.18321048

>>18320249
nope
you want to share your plan c with me?