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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18319879

>>18319812
Why did you do this with yourself, anon?

>> No.18319959

>>18319879
Bad tip from a friend, figured the market would only fall. Turns out I'm retarded. At least I can write it off on taxes

>> No.18319975

>>18319959
About to sell and just cut my losses, but i just know if I do then the market will shit out again

>> No.18320729

>>18319975
I'll buy the shorts if you sell today, lmaooo

>> No.18320799

>>18319812
>not buying worldclass companies at 50% discount
>trying to time market
Anon, do you even want money?

>> No.18320857

>>18320799
theyre not world class anymore

interested in opening a new starbucks franchise, anon?

>> No.18321039

>>18320857
This is why retards like you don't make money. You can't even think ahead for like 1 year

>> No.18321249

>>18321039

alright ill help you out with your critical thinking skills

one year from now. we just finished counting the bodies. your obese father is dead, the funeral cost you ten thousand.

you work at the ritz cracker factory and your boss tells you that promotion and raise will have to be postponed, you're one of the lucky ones. Sales of ritz and other junk food has tanked as part of a new fitness wave (get fit or die, they call it). No one is going to restaurants, a breeding ground for the virus.

Your sister moves in with you because she had to quit her job as nurse, shes pregnant and concerned for the babies health.

The Dow jones has sunk to 12,000. Starbucks has already closed half of its stores nationwide and theres talk of more on the horizon.

Meanwhile you are holding a thousand shares of starbucks that you bought at $67 today (babbies first bear market). It's a year later and it's dropped to $32.

Do I even need to go on?

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>>18319812
Holy shit imagine being a fucking bear LMAO

>> No.18321686

lads, we are on the 200ma on the weekly, this is just the beginning of the downplay, those who bought puts today will be rich

>> No.18321923

>>18321686
u think this will go down with all the FED pumps ? lol