/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.18299751]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg TV stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/double-penetration/

>Free charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Have we bottomed?
Yes

Previous
>>18295443

[Anonymous No.18299761]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OIL FUTURES ARE WAY DOWN!!!

TOLD YA

[Anonymous No.18299789]

>>18299761
Trump btfoing algos once again and giving qualitative traders an easy profit

[Anonymous No.18299794]

What indicators do you use, if any? I pretty much just use a moving average and stochastics.

[Anonymous No.18299809]

i got 1k, should i diversify or go all in on one stock ?

[Anonymous No.18299808]

>>18299761
Makes sense, i changed my puts for calls last week.

[Anonymous No.18299810]

>>18299761
link? Where I see they aren't open

[Anonymous No.18299813]

>>18299794
astrology atleast for the big trade days the 15th we recover saturn and the moon are going at it

[Anonymous No.18299825]

>>18299809
diversify, you probably won't make much money with 1k, just use it as a template to DCA more money into.

[Anonymous No.18299829]

listening to gov cummo.. kek, he is so slimy making sure to bring up that other states will be hit just as hard (they wont be)

[Anonymous No.18299839]

>>18299761
priced in
monday is going to be a 12% up day.

[Anonymous No.18299849]

>>18299809
Try to get 100 shares of a single stock first.

[Anonymous No.18299868]

>>18299809
with 1k you can do anything you want, you aren't losing your life savings.

What companies do you like and want to own a portion of for a long time?

[Anonymous No.18299871]

>>18299809
Diversify but don't don't go overboard, select like 4-5 companies you think will grow in a given timeframe.

[Anonymous No.18299882]

>>18299809
You don't want to spend too much on transaction fees.

[??????? No.18299896]

>warren buffet worth 50 billion
>90% of it is tied to stocks

>bill gates worth 100 billion
>90% of it is tied to stocks

they probably has a couple million in cash and assets

[Anonymous No.18299899]

>>18299868
some companies with high risk and high reward if you gon any on mind.
>>18299871
thanks, and will also DCA when putting more money

[Anonymous No.18299905]

>>18299896
musk is similar

he's on margin owning stocks

[Anonymous No.18299914]

smg is the only good thread in biz. Why can't we have a crypto shilling pajeet general to contain the latest crypto retards?

[Anonymous No.18299915]

>>18299761
bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18299917]

>>18299899
at $1000 you want to invest in a way that will motivate you to save more money and invest more.

Pick a company you like personally. It's less about returns with $1000 and more about getting into a positive psychology to invest mo

[Anonymous No.18299918]

>>18299751
What do pro options traders think of this trade?

[Anonymous No.18299929]

>>18299808

[Anonymous No.18299939]

>>18299896
Bezos officially earns 80k in his ceo position. He lives off of Amazon's security expenses of roughly 1 million per year. Everything he owns is stocks.

[Anonymous No.18299944]

>>18299914
Because people who are into crypto and FOREX are get rich quick low IQ retards.

[Anonymous No.18299953]

>>18299929
Nice wsb repost

[Anonymous No.18299958]

Anyone here do gamma scalping?

[Anonymous No.18299972]

>>18299958
FINALLY someone talking about gamma scalping. Do you do it with straddles?

[Anonymous No.18299980]

Hey mods, do something good for once in your shit lives and expand the reply count of smg. You're out patrolling for racism in a sea of crypto shit. Once you finish dilating, put a cap on some of those piss bottles and expand the goddamn thread so it doesn't fill every 10 minutes. You're going to make biz "SWF" are you fucking retarded? What kind of retard open 4chins in public? We are a stones throw away from literally a nazi recruitment center and the worlds largest collection of "trap cuck porn" the internet has ever seen.

[Anonymous No.18299990]

I got paid 35 usd (converted from euro) for working in the fields at some farmer.
They paid immediately.
We sowed green beans.
I feel good about this. I can use the extra bucks to invest once we hit the bottom

[Anonymous No.18299991]

>>18299972
Straddles are just as prone to IV Crush as anything

[Anonymous No.18299994]

How can I trade var swaps?

[Anonymous No.18299996]

>>18299990
>35 USD
For an 8 hour shift? That's fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.18300001]

>>18299761
Do futures even matter? There were days were futures were entirely red and we should have seen circuit breakers but nothing happened and it even went green.

[Anonymous No.18300007]

>>18299991
How do you go about your gamma scalps? What do you look for. what do you trade

[Anonymous No.18300014]

>>18299990
>once we hit the bottom
you do realize that you'll only know where the bottom is in hindsight, right?

[Anonymous No.18300038]

Watch PRGO moon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18300039]

>>18300001
get missed, futures must not matter

[Anonymous No.18300051]

Who here looks at the fundamental ratios before truly investing? I've been using time off to read up on Benjamin Graham and Buffett's valuations, ROE, Debt to Equity, etc. Not glamorous but I'm in it for the long haul.

Surely there's somebody in /smg/ that doesn't just gamble on meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.18300054]

So we have a decrease in deaths in NY and Italy. It seems it's time to buy. The market will be up before the pandemic is over, markets always tend to anticipate good events. I will be probably selling when pandemic ends.

[Anonymous No.18300055]

>>18299999
>>18300000
What a fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.18300056]

Do you eventually become numb to the numbers? I'm getting panic attacks just thinking about buying $20,000 worth of one stock.

[Anonymous No.18300057]

>>18299761
Where can i see them?

[Anonymous No.18300062]

>>18299996
I work a 8-5 job that pays 5 times that.
This is exclusively for the weekend.
>>18300014
Yes. I have a strong consideration for May-June-July. I don't see April being the end for the china virus.

[Anonymous No.18300063]

>>18300038
Why?

[Anonymous No.18300079]

>>18299917
ty i'll go into coca cola

[Anonymous No.18300086]

>>18300007
When overall volatility is this high it's honestly better to write options. Maybe do a spread. Utilize inverse ETFs if you are bearish. Sure you won't make the same gains, but you won't be blown out of a position even if you are right like win options

[Anonymous No.18300087]

>>18300062
Oh I see. Hustle on then bro, hopefully one day you won't have to work any job at all.

[Anonymous No.18300096]

>>18300001
>Do futures even matter?
Doesnt seem to be any correlation lately. Swings all over by open and swings all over again during trading hours.

[Anonymous No.18300102]

>>18300079
>mfw even during a recession normies need to drink their brown sugar water

[Anonymous No.18300109]

>>18300079
good

the lesson to learn isn't how much you can make $1000, it's that investing in general is how you make money, whether in a start up you own the shares of or in public companies. Saving money is making money.

[Anonymous No.18300112]

if you guys are interested in the coronavirus, you're gonna love this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4iO0GpgnlQ

try to get through the whole thing i fucking dare you. you can't. i was only able to manage an hour.

[Anonymous No.18300125]

>>18299882
lmao imagine having transaction fees in the year of our lord 2020, fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.18300126]

>>18299990
Thats low pay but I find it more relaxing than an office job or so I think.

t. Unemployed.

[Anonymous No.18300130]

>>18300112
I skipped to 50 minutes and immediately closed out, why is he wearing a ghillie suit and a dust mask?

[Anonymous No.18300131]

>>18300086
The reason i want to gamma scalp is because I like delta neutral strategies. I don't want to predict direction...

[Anonymous No.18300144]

>>18300125
Not all of us are fortunate enough to live in Burgerland. At least I don't have a fucking $25K minimum limit for day trading lmao

[Anonymous No.18300154]

>>18300131
Best of luck lad. I'm just playing devils advocate

[Anonymous No.18300158]

discharges > admissions in NY now

[Anonymous No.18300176]

>>18300109
thanks for the kind advice

[Anonymous No.18300196]

>>18300144
>day trading with transaction fees with less than 25k
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18300200]

>>18300158
>Immediate drop off of 50%

Be careful on trusting single data points to imply a curve

[Anonymous No.18300203]

>>18300063
Ivermectin. They make it and there’s news that came out on the weekend about it being able to kill covid. I’m excited to watch what happens on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18300217]

Okay so if I were to do a leap strangle and just sell each option whenever the market is up/down from the current position is there any reasonable way for me to even lose money? I guess IV crush, but I'm not planning on holding anything for longer than a day or two. I'm looking at Jan 2021 SPY options and the daily fluctuations would be very easy to exploit, if we crab all day I can sell both options within a session, if we shoot up or down in one direction then one of the options will fucking print and offset the loss on the other anyway. In volatile times like this I can't think of any other strategy.

[Anonymous No.18300223]

>>18300158
It fits with the Apr. 6 Federal Funding timeline, and in turn, the April timeline.

[Anonymous No.18300248]

>>18300158

[Anonymous No.18300252]

>>18300126
The lady managing the farm likes to stress because her workers are on the generally lower end of society, sadly. People who work to have cigarettes and booze etc. To me it's actually a chance to have both world. Those corperate people in my job really are assholes. Their laziness has turned them inefficient.They want to cut costs one every end, fight for literally no reason and really are trapped in the mouse race.
>>18300087
I am really looking into the ways of self sustainable living. None of the big city inflated property costs, debts, cars, luxury and fake dreams. I really want to reach a level where I continuously work on a passive income that can cover about 30% of my necessary expenses to decrease my need for a job to a minimum
Current situation - I pay 80 EUR in rent, it adds up to ~250-(max 300) eur a month if you count the big yearly one time expenses.
So with 1 single wage I cover about 3 months.
I see so many people crying because of the virus. I could be laid off from work and wouldn't feel anything. I could even sustain myself without getting unemployment benefit. I love it.

[Anonymous No.18300254]

>>18300217
The only reason I wouldn't do a monthly strangle is because if we do end up shooting off in one direction I want to be able to actually hold for a while so one of the options is deep enough ITM to actually cover the loss on the other.

[Anonymous No.18300275]

>>18300223
take your meds and stop posting your botched graphs

[Anonymous No.18300279]

>>18300254
You can do the exact same thing with ETFs without the same level of risk. Just trade TQQQ and SQQQ if you want to scalp volatility like that

[Anonymous No.18300283]

>>18300248
deaths and new cases trending down too

[Anonymous No.18300293]

>>18300158
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.18300294]

>>18300275
kek

USA is facing less death by a huge amount

[Anonymous No.18300303]

>>18300252
Your post got me thinking, is too much in an emergency fund too much? Rule of thumb is 3-6 months but I have at least a year and a half in a savings account. Is it worth putting 50% of that in SPY or VOO?

[Anonymous No.18300306]

is this bullish and priced in?

[Anonymous No.18300309]

>>18300303
Put most of it in

[Anonymous No.18300314]

>>18300279
That's not a market neutral strategy though I would have to actually lean bearish or bullish to make any profit doing that whereas I could drop 5K on a near the money put and call and make money whether the market goes up or down, which it certainly will considering how volatile everything is.

[Anonymous No.18300316]

>>18300223

[Anonymous No.18300326]

>>18300314
Not if you get IV crushed which is my point

[Anonymous No.18300329]

Redpill me on boeing.
Is this a good buy?

[Anonymous No.18300330]

>>18300303
brah, its so easy to find value stonks when they get hammered. why buy an index you fuckin retard? do you not know how to read a 10-k?

you are literally buying companies that will be ch13

[Anonymous No.18300333]

>>18300316
>(((projected)))
Guess we'll see. Seems like another nothing burger to me.

[Anonymous No.18300337]

>>18300329

[Anonymous No.18300345]

>>18300316
NY already peaked and that was supposed to be 2 weeks from now

[Anonymous No.18300348]

>>18300303
Similar situation.
I have several k's in cash, most cash in my bank and am planning to transfer about 3k into my investment portfolio.
Have you read the 4 pillars of investing? I finished it yesterday. I would really recommend it. It blows all the myths about investing (more like day trading) away.

[Anonymous No.18300349]

>>18300329

[Anonymous No.18300350]

>>18300333
i removed the projected, it's still something

>>18300345
new infections peak before deaths peak

[Anonymous No.18300358]

>>18300348
Nope but am reading The Intelligent Investor. Four pillars is next.

[Anonymous No.18300369]

>>18300350
treatment impacts, slightly lower mortality rate over time

[Anonymous No.18300371]

>>18300316
Thank you for bringing your sanity, senpai.

[Anonymous No.18300374]

>>18300350
>>18300316
Source

[Anonymous No.18300380]

>>18300051
If I intend to actually hodl a stock I make sure all the numbers on finviz are happy and if I'm feeling particularly autistic I might even go through their investor material and forms and such

[Anonymous No.18300390]

>>18300303
>SPY or VOO
C'mon boomer. If you have 100k, use it to gamma scalp. You can easily make double digits returns scalping commodity or bond futures.

[Anonymous No.18300391]

>>18300051
>fundamental ratios
I got a degree in finance and a red portfolio. The brrt meme real, fundamental analysis has gone out the window

[Anonymous No.18300392]

>>18300350
But as-is, it's a little worse than the 17-18 flu.
Pneumonia is being lumping into covid deaths, putting fuel on the fear fire.

[Anonymous No.18300411]

>>18300392
>Pneumonia is being lumping into covid deaths, putting fuel on the fear fire.

Source your claims

[Anonymous No.18300423]

>>18300374
Pneumonia and Flu Data: https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/weeklyarchives2019-2020/data/NCHSData13.csv

COVID 19 Data: https://covid19.healthdata.org

my excel workbook: https://u.teknik.io/icjoY.xlsx

>>18300392
yeah but people are still dying.

[Anonymous No.18300432]

>>18299849
Yeah take this advice. Do not diversify 1000 dollars. People don’t even know what diversified portfolio even means.

[Anonymous No.18300434]

lets say

hydroxy early + il6 inhibs late reduces death rate by 30% overall

This will push the death peak more in line with other peaks. Thing is hydroxy is only used about a quarter of time and probably not that early yet.

Either way intervention is heavily skewed to be more likely to reduce deaths and to get better with time. Even if it's slow.

[Anonymous No.18300436]

>>18300294
bearish?

[Anonymous No.18300440]

>>18300330
I want to know why you recommend an amateur investor like him and me to search up value stocks ourselves when it's practically impossible to diversify enough to have a safe composition.
You know how much costs it incurs to open and close these many positions (which will never match the diversity of the index anyway)?

[Anonymous No.18300442]

>>18300392
COVID deaths are recorded only if confirmed prior to death or a few days after when tested (hence why there are death tallies that are added a few days later). That chart includes all pneumonia deaths, including from flu/other/COVID. And the spike this year is really only explained by COVID, plus the fact that flu deaths have been declining greatly because of the vaccine and lockdowns.

[Anonymous No.18300455]

>>18300326
In that case I might just do May options because they have a third of the vega of Jan 2021

[Anonymous No.18300466]

>>18300345
NY didnt peak lol.

Their positive to tests ratio is probably the biggest in the world, implying serious lack of testing. Their latest figure was something like 40% which is double Italy. It has skyrocketed for 2-3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18300471]

>>18300434
yeah this thing is going to be manageable in the future, no doubt. it's the unexpected first wave that was going to be the problem.

[Anonymous No.18300477]

>>18300466
They gave up on testing. If you have any respiratory symptoms they treat it as covid, the test takes 3 days. No time to wait.

[Anonymous No.18300480]

>>18300411
see >>18300223
>>18300423
>yeah but people are still dying.
13 people a year die from getting crushed from vending machines. Do we need to outlaw those?

[Anonymous No.18300491]

Thinking about eventually finding a weekend job to cover daily expenses and trade full time. That's my dream. Wagecucking 40 hours a week is killing my soul. Being someone's bitch for 2 days/week rather than 5 seems like a dream, and halfway to complete freedom. I don't plan on doing it until I have at least $200k in net worth and no debt.

[Anonymous No.18300495]

>>18300471
>Destroy the economy for people who's brain are already half gone and have already lived twice the average life expectancy for all humans in the history of ever

Based.

[Anonymous No.18300505]

WATCH ALL OF THIS.
Ad you will know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDB9e_cO4k&list=PLECECA66C0CE68B1E&index=1

[Anonymous No.18300523]

give me your bets on what happens tomorrow
red? green? MASSIVE red? maybe a massive pump? or yellow crabbies?

[Anonymous No.18300524]

>>18300466
positive % of tests is decreasing in NY

[Anonymous No.18300536]

Weekend wall street jumped way up so something happened. What was it, I can't even tell if it was good but it must have been something?

[Anonymous No.18300541]

>>18300523
hopefully massive red so I can unload my SPXS and buy SPXL and then as soon as I do it, massive green pump

but I am gay and retarded so it's probably going to be exactly the opposite

[Anonymous No.18300543]

>>18300523
Big green or doji inside candle.

[Anonymous No.18300548]

which stock should I day trade tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18300555]

>>18300536
Stop wasting your time watching that gambling site and take a break from the market when you have the chance on Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.18300558]

THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO YOU WATCH IN THE LAST DECADE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHe0bXAIuk0
>Its going to get much worse before it gets better

[Anonymous No.18300559]

>>18300548
Ford

[Anonymous No.18300566]

>>18300523
green based on hope, still need more time to see where the numbers land. one promising thing that i noticed is that in NY, the models being used to predict respirator/bed needs were way too pessimistic

[Anonymous No.18300581]

>>18300555
I know it doesn't predict shit but news are still news.

[Anonymous No.18300582]

>>18300559
I've seriously considered them.

Why are they falling so fucking hard compared to the other big stocks? I'm worried they'll just dump even more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18300583]

>>18300548
SPY

[Anonymous No.18300587]

>>18300536
CORONAVIRUS - FRANCE REPORTS DEATH TOLL IN HOSPITALS RISES TO 5,889 FROM 5,532 ON SATURDAY

significantly down

[Anonymous No.18300595]

>>18300583
99% of the time, this is the only answer

[Anonymous No.18300602]

>>18300543
this Bulls are gonna trample on bears tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18300603]

Europe pretty much peaked and is seeing a downward trajectory in everything.

New York peaked along with many US states.

The battle with Set is coming.

[Anonymous No.18300610]

>>18300582
Ford just sucks frankly, but they're cheap and highly liquid right now, good day trading stock.

[Anonymous No.18300611]

As I said friday. The peak is coming much earlier than predicted.

[Anonymous No.18300614]

>>18300491
this, not sure why more ppl don't find a PT 2 day job with full health coverage etc and you are set.

[Anonymous No.18300621]

>>18300614
where do you find a 2 day pt job with full healthcare?

[Anonymous No.18300629]

Will this fuck tax companies hard? You now dont have to file until July.

[Anonymous No.18300630]

[Anonymous No.18300635]

>>18300630
The 3 discharged to every 1 hospitalized is pretty big

[Anonymous No.18300642]

you bought calls friday right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.18300655]

>New York has peaked everyone!!!!
Literally every country other than China had several days on an upward trend that had especially low amounts of infections.

[Anonymous No.18300670]

>>18300587
>flattening!!
Such a stupid fucking meme

[Anonymous No.18300671]

>>18300587
Administrative issue. Reminder that they didn't even count care facility deaths until a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.18300675]

[Anonymous No.18300676]

>>18300655
habeeb whatever you want

https://twitter.com/NYCMayorsOffice/status/1228095506368344066

[Anonymous No.18300681]

>>18300587
>>18300603
>>18300611
>>18300621
This is prime bullcuck cope

[Anonymous No.18300690]

>>18300480
>food analogy

[Anonymous No.18300695]

>>18300681
The data is coming in

[Anonymous No.18300709]

>>18300635
Big difference between hospitalized and in ICU bed

[Anonymous No.18300731]

You dumb fucking permabulls are going to get REKT. I hope you kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.18300738]

>>18300695
>schizo
Peak is still a at least a week away. Numbers are under reported on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.18300745]

>>18300709
true, the vent usage is a bit lagging, but not rising much, might be because of long-term usage by some % of the patients. Most are dead or off quickly.

[Anonymous No.18300749]

You guys see this shit over at WSB where some retard is spazzing on Questtrade? Look at this fucking email lol. Questtrade read the WSB board and called the police on the guy because they don't understand message boards or memes. Not sure who is the bigger autist there.

[Anonymous No.18300750]

>>18300690
I'm going to cook my bull tendies on those flames.

[Anonymous No.18300756]

>>18300749
I’ve never been to r*ddit. You should stay there fag.

[Anonymous No.18300760]

>>18300738
last sunday was nearly double hospitalizations in NY

[Anonymous No.18300764]

>>18300731
>t. seething, coping, crying bitchbear with puts expiring monday

[Anonymous No.18300789]

>>18300749
go back and stay there

[Anonymous No.18300793]

https://www.oaktreecapital.com/docs/default-source/memos/which-way-now.pdf

Bullish

[Anonymous No.18300799]

why do people buy distributing ETFs when there are accumulating alternatives?
do they enjoy losing their money to taxes and not being able to immediately reinvest their dividends?

[Anonymous No.18300812]

Any thoughts on this post lads?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fvde7p/let_me_try_this_again_with_more_info_i_apologize/

[Anonymous No.18300813]

>>18300799
Non-shitty brokers allow DRIP

[Anonymous No.18300816]

>>18300749
Good. Seems like the nigger faggot can't take responsibility.
It's not humor. It's being an irresponsible faggot who falls and cries to mommy.
Now go back.

[Anonymous No.18300819]

>>18300789
>>18300756
Fuck both of you stupid poor faggot brainlets. If you are doing any amount of DD you will not ignore a potential data source. When someone tells me Questrade called the police on a client because of a contract that went sideways I'm gonna fucking open the link and look at it.

[Anonymous No.18300826]

>Be Italy
>Shut down public life and economy for weeks
>Peak right now only reached because nobody can leave the house anymore

>Be USA
>Do literally nothing to contain virus
>People happily doing whatever they like
>Prancing around the country like its nothing
>"We should peak in a few days."

Are people here legitimately retarded? The US has done nada to contain the virus.
What the fuck do you expect to happen?

[Anonymous No.18300831]

>>18300819
>t. Newfag
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.18300833]

>>18300813
they still get taxed with DRIP though, right?
you're reinvesting 70% of the dividend instead of 100%

[Anonymous No.18300834]

>do a SPY straddle
>literally can not lose money if I sell in the same session
Am I reading this right? My maximum loss is literally $2

[Anonymous No.18300859]

>>18300834
you're assuming this market prediction is correct
which is a very very very doubtful assumption

[Anonymous No.18300866]

>>18300819
So you're going to go back then?

[Anonymous No.18300870]

>>18300793
Guess who oaktree capital is owned by??
Brookfield Asset Management
Buy BAM

[Anonymous No.18300877]

>>18300826
Most individual states have done quite a bit actually. And started a month ago now.

[Anonymous No.18300878]

>>18300812
sounds like a retard wrote it

[Anonymous No.18300892]

>>18300859
There is no prediction here. If it goes up, I get money, if it goes down, I get money, if it stays where it is, I break even (aside from $20 commission).

[Anonymous No.18300906]

>>18300826
we had a national prayer day

[Anonymous No.18300918]

>>18300866
> So you're going to go back then?
Maybe if I feel like looking into this lead I have about two month old whale accounts posting intentionally fake DD on WSB. I'm kinda curious to see these reddit retards get fucked out of their money by a few savvy traders lying to them. We might see a SEC investigation into WSB soon.

[Anonymous No.18300924]

>>18300812
>Market is going down
If anyone actually believed this bull trap, they are fucking stupid. Of course the market is headed into the trash.
>50% unemployment
>Massive debt
>Bankrupt companies
>Defaulting on loans
>Government panic
>Indefinite lock down
>Thousands dead
Any retard can see the direction is DOWN.

[Anonymous No.18300925]

>>18300819
>Questrade called the police
your pic>>18300749
did not state that police were called.

[Anonymous No.18300932]

>>18300819
>I'm gonna fucking open the link
yeah because you're a buzzwording redditor
go back

[Anonymous No.18300937]

>>18300925
I've had enough of you faggots giving me shit for trying to bring information here. Go fucking dredge through the shit hole that is WSB yourself the track the source fucker.

[Anonymous No.18300938]

>>18300826
>6 million unemployed due to lockdown
>what lockdown?

[Anonymous No.18300952]

>>18300812
nice thumbnail and reddit link
I guess summer has already begun with schools being closed

[Anonymous No.18300960]

>>18300924
>the economy/stock market literally just had the biggest three day gain since the 1930s
>any retard can see the direction is DOWN

[Anonymous No.18300964]

>>18300826

[Anonymous No.18300971]

>>18300611
>"It's peaking!" the bullcuck cries for the 10th week in a row
Currently at ~6k deaths/d fyi

[Anonymous No.18300977]

>>18300051
I read Intelligent Investor. One thing to bare in mind is that value investing is not a secret sauce. There will be alogos and bots stripping company info at all times, so you are much less likley to find something 'undervalued' nowadays, vs when everything was paper.

That said, fundamental analysis is another tool to your belt to combin with TA/ riding the meme wave.

[Anonymous No.18300982]

Priced in

[Anonymous No.18300983]

>>18300819
>If you are doing any amount of DD you will not ignore a potential data source.
lmao. Most of the niggers itt don't even have stocks or are long hodlers. /smg/ is unironically the least competent stock community after r/pennystocks.

[Anonymous No.18300993]

>>18300938
Are you allowed to leave the house and meet other people?
If yes, then its not a lockdown but a forced business holiday.

Trump expects 100-200k deaths and his numbers are probably cut in half to not cause a panic.
>>18300964
Based Chinese bat eaters

[Anonymous No.18300995]

>>18300964
Based

[Anonymous No.18300999]

>>18300964
Wtf I love the chinese now

[Anonymous No.18301005]

>>18300982
So uh, when we hit ATH in february over and over

was that these same analysts?

Why should I listen or care what they think when I was buying puts then?

[Anonymous No.18301013]

>>18300960
Are you implying it can go UP? Literally why the fuck wold it go UP? Its not my money you are losing so do whatever you like retard.

[Anonymous No.18301017]

>>18300964
bullish

[Anonymous No.18301048]

>>18300964
what convenience store do I long

[Anonymous No.18301064]

I just put in $1000 worth of buy orders in DAL, GE, and XOM
How much money am I going to lose?

[Anonymous No.18301065]

Who needs oil news when NYC has hit the peak? VERY BVLLISH green Monday, just like the last 4! You'll be stupid not to make money off this. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

[Anonymous No.18301076]

>>18300611
Lfmao,
>NYS positivity rate increased from 13 to ~ 40% during the past 2.5 weeks
>peaking

You are basically having serious lack of tests and testing people with very apparent symptoms at that point. You need to test flu like symptoms and contacts to get the epidemy under control. Positive per test ratio is ~2-8% in countries that do it properly and have it under control.

[Anonymous No.18301080]

>>18301048
just short malt liquor and swishers

[Anonymous No.18301083]

>>18301064
depending the buy orders for DAL and XOM probably not a lot. They have to get better eventually.
GE is a retarded buy though. There is no future for them, IBM 2.0

[Anonymous No.18301089]

>>18301064
XOM is ok, just look at the charts for the other two retard. Just buy VTSAX, you aren't cut out for this

[Anonymous No.18301103]

how do i short hubris posters?

[Anonymous No.18301109]

>>18300558
this is a fantastic video but not super relevant to the current problem, which is completely outside normal financial cycles

[Anonymous No.18301116]

>>18301076
NYC gonna have herd immunity kek

[Anonymous No.18301118]

can someone explain why these two SP500 ETFs are following the exact same curve and are trading at the exact same prices even though one of them is accumulating and the other distributing?

[Anonymous No.18301120]

>>18301064
>DAL
>Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.18301134]

>>18300982
>tfw the guy who bought call options for 2k in late march
Gonna make a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.18301142]

>>18300892
if it stays where it is your options are worthless at expiry..

[Anonymous No.18301144]

>>18301120
You dont think sub 20 is the bottom, anon? Mondays projected to go green, I plan on shoorting

[Anonymous No.18301150]

>>18301118
>accumulating
>distributing
what

[Anonymous No.18301151]

>>18300964
Based corona-chan

[Anonymous No.18301158]

>>18301120
>those after hours
holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.18301159]

>>18301103
>hubris posters
Hubris is a noun.
>how do i short the hubris of posters?
But it doesn't matter. You're fucking retarded. Go back.

[Anonymous No.18301161]

>>18301150
what are you asking about?
do you not know what the difference between accumulation and distribution is?

[Anonymous No.18301171]

>>18301161
how does an etf accumulate? are they buying back their own shares?

[Anonymous No.18301175]

>>18301144
Apparently the markets on Friday didn't think so.
I don't know, anon.

[Anonymous No.18301186]

>>18300960
Most of the biggest short-term pumps happened during bear markets

[Anonymous No.18301192]

>>18301171
>Those that pay dividends periodically to investors are known as distributing ETFs. Others can elect to retain the income from the assets they hold, and use it to invest in more of those assets automatically within the ETF itself. These are known as accumulating ETFs.
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Comparison_of_accumulating_ETFs_and_distributing_ETFs
https://www.justetf.com/uk/news/etf/distributing-or-accumulating-etfs-how-to-handle-investment-income.html

they shouldn't be following the same graph and yet they are

[Anonymous No.18301194]

>>18301142
I'm only going to hold them for a single session, so I'm only looking at the one-day spread.

[Anonymous No.18301201]

>>18301109
The main point to understand is that there is a lot of debt and not enough money to pay for it. We are guaranteed to go down more over a long period of time.

[Anonymous No.18301205]

>>18301159
how do I short grammar autism

[Anonymous No.18301210]

>>18299751
Anyone feel like this is a generational oil event going on now? Even if there is a production, deal which is unlikely, there isnt enough demand. Even before the virus demand wasnt anywhere near the supply production. We are going to get to the point where oil companies will shut down production entirely and the physical storage capabilities will be exceeded by excess oil.

How do we get out of this outside of a war? And ive considered a war with Venezuela as a actual possible thing in the next few years.

[Anonymous No.18301221]

Which path do you choose anons?

[Anonymous No.18301226]

Wtf weekend futures are green.

Red futures have meant up lately. Thus, greens must mean down. Bulls got too cocky.

[Anonymous No.18301228]

>>18301192
>so yes theyre buying back their own shares
but they still track the same underlying the only difference is the outstanding shares so they SHOULD be following the same graph with only slight differences (as noted by their prices)

and you probably see that difference on distribution day

[Anonymous No.18301232]

>>18301192
Divies are a fraction of the s&p500 and most of the movement is from non-divies (AAPL etc), follows that the difference wouldn't be much

[Anonymous No.18301234]

>>18300964
fake news black bulls are immune.

[Anonymous No.18301248]

>>18301205
By not capitalizing the start of a sentence or using punctuation at the end, especially in the form of a question mark, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18301265]

>>18300937
>go find it yourself, i swear the police were called!
You could of just provided a link, instead of sperging out.

[Anonymous No.18301266]

>>18299794
Moving averages I get, they are the best indicator available for determining trend, but why are so many people so crazy over stochastics? I mean I guess I understand, it's a range indicator, telling you where the current closing price is compared to the highs and lows of a period. Googling it a bit, it seems like it's very similar to another indicator I use, the Williams %R.

[Anonymous No.18301272]

>>18301232
over a decade or two there should be a noticeable difference and yet there isn't any
>>18301228
>with only slight differences
the differences are way too slight in their graphs

[Anonymous No.18301275]

>>18301248
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.18301280]

>>18300793
interesting read, thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.18301281]

DCAing every month into VTI is boring AS FUCK but its the best bet when you only get 1 life to invest with?

guaranteed to make it 30 years later...

[Anonymous No.18301288]

>>18301210
Oil is a dead end

the big money is out of it for reasons other than ethics

[Anonymous No.18301304]

>>18301226
>weekend futures

is this that weekend wallstreet meme shit again? futures don't open until 6PM EST Sunday.

[Anonymous No.18301316]

>>18301288
I want to add, this doesn't mean it can't go up from here. I just mean you are dealing with something depreciating in the long run.

[Anonymous No.18301325]

/g/biz/ here

Any good directions to go for a half-decent candles chart api? Looking to make a personal research tool and would like to know if anyone has looked into this before.

[Anonymous No.18301326]

I need to make money what should I do in the stock market tomorrow I have 20 bucks on Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.18301337]

>>18301221
Everything goes back to "normal" PLUS
>hundreds of billions of liquidity, potential future investments are gone down the drain
>supply chains completely fucked
>export skydiving because all countries are taking a hit
>it takes years to create new business to replace old
>Air travel will take years to return back to normal
>insurance premiums ten folded
>major industrial companies have either defaulted or in debt
>fuckton of people are in permanent debt
>Debt markets completely fucked
>ect

>>18301304
Yeah but they've been extremely good in predicting big changes lately.

[Anonymous No.18301339]

>>18301326
quality pair of soft kneepads and lipstick

[Anonymous No.18301386]

what do i invest my $260/week neetbux into, /smg/? 50% of my weekly paycheck ain't bad, when are we getting trumpbux from the stimulus btw? that should bring me up to 100% of my original weekly paycheck for sitting on my ass, i can't wait.

also, post 'em if you got 'em. surely some of you must have filed for unemployment insurance, statistically speaking. the cool thing is i still technically have my old job. whenever this is over i get to go back like nothing ever happened lmao what a clown world we live in today.

[Anonymous No.18301388]

>>18301337
>Debt markets completely fucked
source

[Anonymous No.18301399]

>>18301339
I just want a solid play bros.

[Anonymous No.18301410]

>>18301326
SPY 200 PUTS MAY 15 is what I'm thinking

[Anonymous No.18301414]

>>18299829
Actually they probably will, but only because faggot New Yorkers all scampered off the sinking ship that is New York City so they could go infect all their loved ones at home.

Seriously they all left like rats fleeing a sinking ship. I know a bunch of New Yorkers and THEY ALL WENT HOME, I'm talking flew back to various different States all over the country, and then fucking LARPed about self-quarantining themselves. Fuck New York, FUCK "New Yorkers" (pathetic selfish cowards infecting out entire country) and fuck Cuomo.

[Anonymous No.18301415]

>>18301337
forgot

>streaming entertainment grows / increased cable cutting
>online ads even bigger (no sports ads)
>video games grow
>work from home and tele-health grows
>youtube growth (all production of shows shut off, but small productions like youtube are still going)


The NEETconomy grows.

goog, nvda, amd, intc, netflix etc

[Anonymous No.18301423]

>>18301326
buy one kratos stock and a cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.18301431]

>>18301415
also amazon of course..

like all the stuff that was growth and killing bricks is just better now..

Who is watching anything on TV with no sports or buying ADS?

[Anonymous No.18301433]

>>18301410
BASED play bro but I already bought 150 Spy Puts for April 13th and they are down 33.33% so far. What did I do wrong? IV is 99%.

[Anonymous No.18301442]

https://www.oaktreecapital.com/docs/default-source/memos/this-time-its-different.pdf?sfvrsn=10

Another great one by Marks

>>18301399
KTOS and BPY

[Anonymous No.18301446]

>>18300826
But science don’t lie. NY has reached the peak and did a whole lot. Federal has sent the test kits. Even poor ppl can get a test. now everyone is literally neeting and collecting God Trump bux. (hence the unemployment rate). I say several states did way better than Europeans because they’re all lazy slow react cunts

[Anonymous No.18301449]

>>18301386
I was a student before corona so I get jack fucking diddly shit, thank Trudeau

As far as investing, DCA into RTX, RTX is sitting on billions in cash and $70B in backorder government contracts that aren't going anywhere

[Anonymous No.18301455]

>>18301433
Too out of the money
IV crush
Sorry bro, happened to me too last week.

[Anonymous No.18301460]

>>18301433
You would need THE largest economic crash in history to happen in the next weeks to make money on that

[Anonymous No.18301465]

>>18301414
>I know a bunch of New Yorkers and THEY ALL WENT HOME, I'm talking flew back to various different States
If their home is outside the state then how are they New Yorkers? Anyway its quietly been confirmed the major outbreak in NYC started at a jewish community area and spread to NJ and Florida via Jews who live in and have properties in both.

[Anonymous No.18301475]

also how much money do people spend on eating out, coffees, bars, clubs, concerts, travel etc

Not all that money will go elsewhere, but even in a recovery the way people spend money is going to be different for a while..

Lots of people will have extra money after this and their normal way of losing money buying overpriced service ammenities won't be there to suck up the cash.

[Anonymous No.18301481]

>>18301449
kek please not RTX right now, airlines are fucked, and 2/3 of their business is airline related through the UTX merger.

[Anonymous No.18301487]

>>18300505
seems like common sense guide for retarded kiddies

[Anonymous No.18301490]

>>18300877
>individual states
i think this is going to cause problems. some places will start doing better than others, and it'll either draw people in or push them away. states are going to want strict border control, whether that's legal or not

[Anonymous No.18301496]

>>18301475
aka I'm not surprised Switches are sold out. Lots of things will see increased sales even through summer.

[Anonymous No.18301500]

>>18301475
They don't have jobs though. they need to pay bills

[Anonymous No.18301525]

>>18301500
Sure thing.

I mean trend wise.

Whatever % of money was spent on various things will change. The pie will shrink too, but there will be big relative winners and losers.

[Anonymous No.18301532]

cant wait for the green open :)

[Anonymous No.18301537]

>>18301465
>If their home is outside the state then how are they New Yorkers?

I'm younger and lots of kids move to New York from all over the country after College. You can call them whatever you want but these are the people that live in New York. I bet 50% of the people living in NYC fled the city the second Cuomo said "hey everybody stay put, we're going on lockdown *wink wink*" like the fucking diseased rats they are.

[Anonymous No.18301538]

>>18301481
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT
Right now you're paying for Raytheon's cash and backorders, Pratt and Collins are just deadweight. But in at most two years, Pratt and Collins will be back to their normal money printing selves. So you're basically buying into the best defense contractor in America and getting Pratt and Collins for FREE. It's not a short term trade but it's a long term money machine. RTX $200 2022

[Anonymous No.18301545]

>>18301272
>over a decade or two there should be a noticeable difference and yet there isn't any
Should there be? Hasn't almost all of the S&P500 growth in the last ten years been non-divvy stock?

[Anonymous No.18301551]

>https://edition.cnn.com/webview/world/live-news/coronavirus-pandemic-04-05-20/h_78fde1a3578109cbc36c7d35a6ff9a30
>Pope tells young people not to be afraid of helping others, as he leads mass in an empty church
>During a Palm Sunday mass held in a deserted church, Pope Francis has told young people on Sunday not to be afraid to put their lives on the line for others during the coronavirus pandemic.
>Normally celebrated outdoors in front of thousands of tourists, the Pope instead spoke in the presence only of a small handful of priests and nuns and a reduced choir, who all maintained a safe distance from one another.
>"Look at the real heroes who come to light in these days: they are not famous, rich and successful people; rather they are those who are giving themselves in order to serve others," he said.
>"Feel called yourselves to put your lives on the line," the Pope added. "Do not be afraid to devote your life to God and to others, it pays!"

[Anonymous No.18301562]

>>18301446
>cases go down for one day
>that means it peaked
bro.....

[Anonymous No.18301566]

>>18300964
That's actually bullish.

[Anonymous No.18301575]

>>18301525
Like the % of money spent on concerts, trips, sporting events, clubbing, will not recover as fast as other sectors.

Also even after recovery % shifts will change after this.

I think nintendo switch is the best example of this. If anything you would expect more parents to buy their children one over the summer than prior to the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.18301578]

>>18301532
You're licking bath salts if you think we're going to see any green within the first half hour of opening.

[Anonymous No.18301584]

what do I read next

[Anonymous No.18301588]

>>18301538
Tell me more about RTX. Its been one ive been eyeing for a while. They got like 2 $1billion contracts from the new Space Force and i feel like theyre going to end up a massive group in the USSF like boeing and lockheed is in the air force.

[Anonymous No.18301589]

>>18301538
Yeah but airlines coming out of this will be more debt-ridden than before, and they will be operating in a market SIGNIFICANTLY worse than 9/11. They will be in no position to be buying planes for a while (new planes take 5-10 years to roll off the line), not to mention the debt RTX will have to incur to keep employees and factories

[Anonymous No.18301590]

>>18301120
The airlines will recover though, it might take a couple of years but they should survive and rebound. The projections for the airline industry over the next couple of decades indicate massive growth.

[Anonymous No.18301594]

>>18301584
Malazan series

[Anonymous No.18301599]

>>18301584
Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.18301604]

>>18301089
VTSAX vs VOO, which is better for a burgeoning boomer investor? Also what about VSUX as an additional side investment?

[Anonymous No.18301611]

>>18301584
unironically.

[Anonymous No.18301618]

I hope you guys are ready for tomorrow.

"Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is your own." - Baron Rothschild

[Anonymous No.18301637]

>>18301590
It took AAL share price 6(!!!!) years to recover after 9/11, how long do you think it will take after a global pandemic with potentially shut down domestic travel and long standing consumer doubt surrounding the safety of travel, combined with the MAX issues and a recession. It's gonna be painful for airlines, I expect bankruptcies

[Anonymous No.18301643]

>>18301618
what's the white thing in the middle?

[Anonymous No.18301648]

>>18301637
I like things that have "fast" rebounds for this reason.. not the things down the most.

All those close contact businesses are going to have to give massive incentives to get people on or in the door until the fear subsides.

[Anonymous No.18301653]

>>18301618
i never really understood this shit. i've always been a buy high sell higher kind of guy. i want to respond with a saying like "sometimes blood in the streets means that someone died", or find a way to say that sort of thing better.

sometimes a stock/company tanking isn't a temporary setback, sometimes it leads to bankruptcy or at least permanent penny stock status.

[Anonymous No.18301655]

>>18301643
Condom

[Anonymous No.18301673]

>>18301415
what video game stock do i invest in? i feel like that shit should moon during this coronavirus shit. nintendo maybe? sony?

[Anonymous No.18301679]

>~66% of investors expect stocks to be back up to normal levels by years end
>Source: https://www.goldmansachs.com/insights/podcasts/episodes/04-03-2020-anne-marie-darling.html

Lfmao, this explains why the market is so irrational. 66% of investors are actually so retarded that they think
1. Pre-crisis levels were "normal" and not hugely inflated due to a long bull run.
2. They think a fuckton of working capital, functionality and other resources is not lost when the economy is shut down for several months
3. They export will return to same levels as before just about every single country dived into the debt trap and crippled their ability to invest

[Anonymous No.18301683]

>>18301604
I don't think much of a difference. VOO is good though, don't worry about VSUX. International markets aren't as good as america. Just look at europe for some sad charts

[Anonymous No.18301691]

>>18301316
What about natural gas companies? Also what about the fact that oil companies like BP and Shell are basically buying a crap ton of alternative energy tech does that make them a viable investment for the future oilless world?
> Asking as a man planning on going all in on an oil portfolio.

[Anonymous No.18301693]

>>18300675
Market going up on open guaranteed, while oil tanks.

[Anonymous No.18301700]

>>18301637
Buy cheap now and see your invest 10x in less then a decade?
Just making me feel more BULLISH
>>18301618
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.18301701]

>>18301673
It's already too late probably, it's basically flat overall.

The alternate way inside is AMD/NVDA/INTC, but the software companies are mostly untouched and bought back up to good valuations now.

[Anonymous No.18301706]

>>18301679
stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.18301718]

>>18301691
>future oilless world?
That is a long ways off.

[Anonymous No.18301736]

>>18301700
AAL was already down 50% before this virus hit(because of MAX woes iirc). Now it is down 83% from ATH. You will get fucked. Just an FYI. Or you could just buy BAM NEE and TDY

[Anonymous No.18301738]

>>18300749
Questrade is in the right because this has turned into slander (libel? I never know the difference) and it's very easy to demonstrate the kind of damage this can cause them (some redditards even claimed to leave questrade as a direct result of that poster's posts). However they're supposedly attacking him on the ground that he said in anger he'd burn down their office, which is very lawyery but also autistic.

[Anonymous No.18301739]

do you think this crisis will lead to the biggest bubble ever seen in a few years?
almost every normie I know is now constantly talking about stocks and has recently opened a brokerage account

[Anonymous No.18301740]

>>18301618
Hell yeah buddy. Got my picks all ready going all in while its red.

[Anonymous No.18301743]

>>18301718
So basically go balls deep into an oil portfolio for the post corona rebound?

[Anonymous No.18301745]

>>18301701
probably more on the AMD/NVDA side of that too if you want long-term gaming exposure.

ESPO for instance is only down 10% off highs.

[Anonymous No.18301747]

>>18301691
No, the best renewables plays are NEE and BER.

[Anonymous No.18301748]

>>18301618
Yeah tomorrow will be bloody as hell. But keep buying the dip

[v No.18301761]

I've got a $15k to invest plus an income. I don't know much about stocks and don't want to take the time to research individual stocks and I want something relatively safe. My plan is to invest $1,000 in VOO every Monday until I run out of money to take advantage of the novel coronavirus - covid 19 - the infectious disease caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2. Is this a solid plan? Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.18301769]

>>18301637
people can see a plane fly into a building. They can see an Arab person. They can't see a virus. People are still crowding in on the subway everyday in New York. Everything is going to bounce back rather quickly.

[Anonymous No.18301777]

>>18301736
Why NEE if i may ask?
And yes when i comes to tech you're better of doing NVDA and MSFT

[Anonymous No.18301793]

>>18301761
Why is it when the stock market is crashing everyone suddenly wants to throw their life savings at it?

[Anonymous No.18301795]

>>18301777
NEE owns FPL, Florida power and light. One of the largest government backed utility monopolies, they use it the revenue to fund renewables. Very nice business model as they don't take on debt like other renewables.

[Anonymous No.18301800]

>>18301288

Oil aint going anywhere. As long as we need one refined product from crude oil, we are gonna get all the others on the side. And im sure refineries aint just gonna pour these side products to the ground.

[Anonymous No.18301802]

>>18301793
Buy the dip goy

[Anonymous No.18301804]

>>18301769
Exactly and that makes it even scarier. No TSA to screen them. You really think people are gonna be traveling to china italy and iran anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.18301806]

>>18301793
Trying to time the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18301807]

>>18301761
Yes, but I would DCA in higher at the beginning if you have NOTHING in the stock market right now.

So like 5k to begin and scale down each week.

You are getting a decent discount if not the bottom and you want to be in the market.

[Anonymous No.18301838]

>>18301118
Read Modigliani-Miller and turn your brain on

[Anonymous No.18301866]

>>18301793
pssshhh

[Anonymous No.18301871]

I need some funding advise for this upcoming week. I'm in a state on lock-down, and I have a stack of cash I want to wire transfer to my brokerage fast. My bank has shut the lobbies, and its a clusterfuck trying to get an appointment.

So I was thinking of using a third party. Has anyone used Moneygram or Western Union to wire funds to a major brokerage? (TD Ameri, E-trade, ect)
Can you send it directly, or do I need a brokerage bank account?

[Anonymous No.18301874]

>>18301210
>How do we get out of this outside of a war?
worry not son, this is AMERICA

[Anonymous No.18301876]

>>18301807
buffett indicator is still pretty high. Granted this might not be reliable given the looming specter of stagflation.
https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php

[Anonymous No.18301879]

>>18301838
>Modigliani-Miller
astrology just like all TA
dividend policies absolutely do impact company's value

[Anonymous No.18301896]

I have €100 to gamble away in stocks
Any EU brokers i can gamble and market I may get a €20 win on the €100?

[Anonymous No.18301907]

>>18301876
we are entering a NEW PARADIGM

[Anonymous No.18301918]

>>18301896
Buy 15x leveraged certificates, can give you a very nice profit.

[Anonymous No.18301920]

>>18301896
Degiro.
Use this link, we'll both get a free 20 euro.
https://www.degiro.nl/start-met-beleggen.html?id=50E57D08&referral_name=M%20Ibrahim&utm_source=mgm

[Anonymous No.18301921]

>>18301691
Shell makes a loss on their renewables. It's a smocescreen investment of only $1b per year to placate environmentalists.

[Anonymous No.18301929]

>>18301876
>biggest drop in prices in a century
>The Stock Market is Modestly Overvalued
lmao

[Anonymous No.18301932]

>>18301653
>i never really understood this shit.
When the Rothschilds started trading it was when stock market crashes usually involved a coup, invasion, or civil revolt, actual dead bodies in the street. They famously sold their position just before hearing napoleon lost at waterloo to avoid the dump.

[Anonymous No.18301938]

>>18301683
What about Chink markets? I would imagine those have a good future.

[Anonymous No.18301948]

So we'll have deflation or inflation?

[Anonymous No.18301951]

PELOSI TELLS HOUSE MEMBERS IN LETTER 'WE MUST DOUBLE DOWN ON THE DOWN-PAYMENT' BY INTRODUCING CARES 2 STIMULUS PLAN
Pelosi announced the formation of a bipartisan House select committee on the coronavirus crisis this week. In his coronavirus briefing on Thursday, President Donald Trump decried the panel, saying, "I want to remind everyone here in our nation's capital, especially in Congress, that this is not the time for politics, endless partisan investigations."

But in the letter to House members on Saturday, Pelosi said it had been formed because Americans expect Congress to ensure the money from the $2 trillion stimulus package is "spent wisely and effectively."

Pelosi added that the acceleration of the pandemic means "we must double down on the down-payment we made in the CARES Act by passing a CARES 2 package."

[Anonymous No.18301952]

>>18301871
Lmfao is forgot that the US is a third world country when it comes to financial transactions.

Wire transactions are same day, free over EU country borders. Inside the country, transactions are basically instant in developed countries.

[Anonymous No.18301971]

>>18301740
Would you mind sharing? My picks right now are XOM, VOO. I was thinking maybe buying Apple or Microsoft too if they see enough of a price drop. I don't have too much money to spend, only about 800 for this coming week.

[Anonymous No.18301979]

>>18301951
>congress is jealous of FED money printing
You can't beat INFINITE QE

[Anonymous No.18301981]

>>18301736
TDY bro, nice

[Anonymous No.18301985]

>>18301951
So we getting even more gibs?

[Anonymous No.18301988]

>>18301971
Don't diversify if you have that little money. VOO or nothing.

[Anonymous No.18301990]

>>18301871
There is a reason it takes 1-3 days to settle into a brokerage account

[Anonymous No.18301992]

>>18301951
No doubt this Pelosi proposal includes race quotas for board members and snoop rules on airline emissions.

[Anonymous No.18302006]

>>18300749
Imagine being r/wsb and thinking you are a tough badass trader and whining over not getting your money back. How many crypto exchanges went poof overnight and coins went -99%. Gotta get over it.

[Anonymous No.18302021]

>>18301804
>People have short memories, once this recession is over boomers are gonna be lining up for overseas excursions.

[Anonymous No.18302023]

>>18301761
>I don't know much about stocks
>don't want to take the time to research
>I want something relatively safe.

why do people do this? trading is inherently risky and even the highest probability setup can fail, nothing is "safe". it's why they say that shit in that disclaimer they always put in shows like mad money.

that said? yeah, DCA'ing into a good index fund of some sort is usually a good idea. the 2 ways you make money in the stock market are by either taking a lot of high probability setups with a preset risk and scale out amount based on the ATR, or you put your money in little by little over time with DCA and are willing to wait literally years, a.k.a. you have a reaaaaally long time horizon.

[Anonymous No.18302035]

>>18301951
hopefully the next round of payments will include marginalized communities like the undocumented immigrants contributing to our society. for instance the somalis are taking a big hit with corona and virtually nobody is supporting them rn

[Anonymous No.18302037]

>>18301988
What if I just autistically like oil and want to buy XOM too?

[Anonymous No.18302060]

>>18301920
>Ibrahim

[Anonymous No.18302073]

>>18302037
I infested a little into each of the big names in oil. Made sure to not go all in and grabbed some other blue chips as well.

[v No.18302074]

>>18302023
>I want something relatively safe.
>relatively

[Anonymous No.18302080]

>>18301804
all I know is at least half the people in this thing have a completely bullheaded attitude towards it. "It's just a flu bro" is still pretty prevalent.

[Anonymous No.18302088]

>>18302060
Based ibrahim

[Anonymous No.18302089]

>>18302073
That's why I was thinking of buying some Apple or Microsoft stock as well. But since I don't have a whole lot of money to invest at one time I think I might just put 80% to VOO and the rest to XOM.

[Anonymous No.18302108]

BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
>BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
>BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
>BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

[Anonymous No.18302123]

>>18302108
Unironically bullish

[Anonymous No.18302126]

>>18302108
bullish

[Anonymous No.18302128]

>>18301918
This, or x20 if possible. Only problem is that you might be +300% one day and -99% the next, so dont forget to sell.

[Anonymous No.18302130]

>>18302074
any time before the crash and it would be easy to tell you. now though? with the world on lockdown and the economy in the shitter with no end in sight? relatively safe literally doesn't exist anymore.

honestly if anything you should learn technical analysis and day trading, it's the perfect time for it. pick any given historically "relatively safe" stock or index fund to start DCA'ing into AFTER we get a vaccine or strong antiviral treatment, not before. you want to be fashionably late to the party, you don't want to try to catch a falling knife.

[Anonymous No.18302135]

>>18302108
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18302137]

why is XOM shilled so hard here?

[Anonymous No.18302152]

>>18302108
no , not Boris, goddamn it NOT BORIS, at least i have puts on SPY and Brent

[Anonymous No.18302158]

>>18302037
Some anon here said Chevron has a better balance sheet than Exxon and has a comparative divy.

[Anonymous No.18302189]

>>18301992
Don't forget amnesty for illegals.

[Anonymous No.18302193]

>>18301929
It's not wrong. It just means stocks were incredibly overvalued before the drop.

[Anonymous No.18302210]

>>18301948
Both

[Anonymous No.18302214]

>>18302108
>UK stocks fucking SOAR TO NEW FUCKING HEIGHTS

[Anonymous No.18302219]

The sheer amount of retards on this planet continues to shock and disgust me.

[Anonymous No.18302225]

>>18302219
you must look in the mirror a lot lol

[Anonymous No.18302240]

>>18302108
Ay a proper Wexit lad that is.

[Anonymous No.18302242]

VTSAX, or double VTSAX?

[Anonymous No.18302244]

>>18302225
haha, very good.

[Anonymous No.18302248]

>>18302108
Who?

[Anonymous No.18302256]

>>18302248
Boris Johnson

[Anonymous No.18302258]

>>18302158
Yea I was thinking about buying Chevron too. But from what I understand both companies are decent investments.

[Anonymous No.18302265]

>>18302248
Just some British coomer

[Anonymous No.18302264]

>>18302108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.18302269]

>>18302219
unironically how young are you? i think i stopped being shocked and disgusted some time in high school. it just becomes the norm.

>>18302256
Who?

[Anonymous No.18302284]

>>18302128
True, experienced this myself.

[Anonymous No.18302300]

Holy fuck this guy is based, this is why you DCA into VTSAX folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TAdDu5L6U

[Anonymous No.18302313]

>>18302264
i actually want to see some major world leaders die from covid, at least one. best way to make it "real" to everyone and also scare the elites enough to get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.18302330]

>>18302313
Why couldn't it have been XI, Trudeau, Jacinda Arden, or Lushenko.

[Anonymous No.18302343]

Bojo better get to harvesting

[Anonymous No.18302371]

>>18302269
The guy who did those comedy shows where he runs from the police in a funny way.

[Anonymous No.18302375]

>>18302264
>for tests

kinda sensational news out of nothing

[Anonymous No.18302397]

>>18302210
Are you fuckin saying we'll have deflation followed by very high inflation? Well i agree.

[Anonymous No.18302403]

>>18302371
Ah. Sad to see a funny man die from covid then, I guess. Oh well, everyone has to go sometime, right? I don't think comedy shows have any effect on the stock market though, like robin williams dying.

[Anonymous No.18302410]

>>18302269
It is the norm but I can't ever seem to get over it.

90% of human beings are utterly incapable of understanding what's going on around them while their gross arrogance blinds them from seeing the truth. Talk sense to a fool and they'll call you a fool. The truth is obviously that we're just dumb animals and we're not made to be smart but rather some of us are forced to by our environment.

...but yeah, I can't get over it, I think it's trauma from childhood (I should be dead).

[Anonymous No.18302427]

>>18301929
stocks were the most overvalued they've ever been. just because they dropped suddenly doesn't mean they are currently "cheapies". But again with stagflation looming its unclear how reliable this index is. But as a cautionary tale for the future: Nikkei never came back.

[Anonymous No.18302430]

>>18302410
>(I should be dead).
There is always time to rectify your mistakes.

[Anonymous No.18302440]

>>18302343
>British urgently want the blood of Irish people
>NHS says it is "for no particular reason, we just fucking hate those dirty bog-jumpers"

[Anonymous No.18302446]

>>18302440
Not content with drinking aryan blood the eternal anglo has his eyes set on a new target...

[Anonymous No.18302456]

>>18302430
>your mistakes.
Not my mistake.

I'm glad to be alive and you sound salty.

[Anonymous No.18302468]

>>18302410
you might enjoy watching this if you want an explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf0_nMaQ6tA

and just to stay ahead of the curve, yeah i know Eric (((((Weinstein)))))

[Anonymous No.18302486]

>>18302446
i just love headlines like that. we need to find more headlines taken out of context as this covid situation continues to unfold. but we make up our own subtitle.

[Anonymous No.18302487]

>>18302456
What happened?

[Anonymous No.18302491]

>>18302430
Also what a piece of shit you must be, you misunderstood what I typed, but to say that to the person you thought you were replying to, is something some one with value lower than dog piss would do.

[Anonymous No.18302502]

>>18302108
>BOJO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
>it's fucking true

[Anonymous No.18302505]

>>18302456
Failure to address an issue is always a personal problem. Chop chop (your head)!

[Anonymous No.18302532]

>>18302108

[Anonymous No.18302533]

>>18302330
Soon.

holy shit i know we could never be that lucky, but can you fucking imagine what would happen if Xi got it and died from it? can you fucking imagine what would happen to china and the world?

[Anonymous No.18302538]

>>18302487
Abuse and neglect
>which I've since overcome

>>18302468
Thank man, I'll check it out

>>18302505
So children should feed themselves?
>ok retard

[Anonymous No.18302546]

>>18302502
is it surprising? didn't he purposefully go out and shake the hands of a bunch of covid infected people or something like that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3NAx3tsy-k

[Anonymous No.18302567]

>>18302546
it's not surprising at all, it's just fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.18302619]

>>18302567
it was a rhetorical question but yeah. play stupid games, win stupid prizes. this covid shit is gonna wake the world up, im excited. our whole world has been asleep for decades, it's really not surprising that these world leaders continue to try to play politics.

i have nothing against boris personally but it would be useful if he died from it, just to make it real to the rest of the world leaders that they aren't immune, that they could easily be next.

[Anonymous No.18302681]

>>18299774
>>18299774
>>18299774