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>> No.18265701
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hey bull, price this in

>> No.18265710
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>>18265701
not so fast

>> No.18265714

>WHO Reports Record Increase in Coronavirus Cases
>The World Health Organization reported 72,839 new cases in its most recent situation report, the biggest daily number reported to date. Johns Hopkins Coronavirus Resource Center now reports more than 1,026,000 Covid-19 cases, up about 86,000 over the past day. New York City and its surrounding counties remain the epicenter of the American outbreak with more than 97,000 cases, up about 10,000 cases over the past day.
https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3863bd09-1ce7-3de3-85e8-0d86a967eff7/who-reports-record-increase.html

>> No.18265721
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>>18265710

>> No.18265723

>>18265714
bullish

>> No.18265724

lol it's 10 minutes to market open and none of the stonk websites has updated RTN/UTX to RTX

>> No.18265725

For people trading options today—how? What are you guessing? I don’t see any obvious moves aside from oil going down over the next few weeks

>> No.18265726

>>18265701
keep coping dumb bear. today will be bright green baby

>> No.18265728
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>mfw oil

>> No.18265729

lets all admit that starting the day off right means thigh socks, short skirts, and anime feet

>> No.18265735

>>18265695
Who else is down on SCO?

>> No.18265740

I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass, bros.

>> No.18265741

>>18265695
kys anime nigger

>> No.18265747
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>>18265702
this
ULTRAKEK

>> No.18265748
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get fucked rentcucks

>> No.18265749

>>18265725
depends on the OPEC+ meeting on monday, oil is totally random now, but one thing is for sure... a lot of new bagholders are born.

>> No.18265750

im ready to lose more money fellas

>> No.18265755

>>18265729
this is literally the most entry level shit possible, go to /d/ and come back with an actually interesting fetish

>> No.18265756

>>18265740
Buy calls right now, thank me later.

>> No.18265757

>>18265729
are you wearing thigh high socks and a short skirt

>> No.18265759

>>18265740
Get a bucket.

>> No.18265760

I have some oil ETF in Asian market and I can't sell them because the market is closed until Monday why must market be closed over weekend reeeeee

>> No.18265763
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>>18265729

>> No.18265765
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>>18265729
This is correct. Short skirts for short positions.

>> No.18265767

>>18265757
yes, of course

>> No.18265769

>>18265741
and this, fuck off

>> No.18265770
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>>18265693
You should. My favourite places are Georgia, Iran and Macedonia probably.
Also Greece, Romania and Ukraine.
>>18265727
Thanks
>>18265701
Snib Snab, Bobo

>> No.18265772

>>18265735
OIL GANG 5LYFE Y'ALL DONE FUCKED UP SMDH TBQH FAMALAM

>> No.18265774

>>18265767
based

>> No.18265775

So was the high price of oil that we were seeing the last 15 years a result of manufactured scarcity?

>> No.18265785

>>18265735
Fucking end me

>> No.18265787

>>18265765
Transrights are human rights tbqh mi famiglia.

>> No.18265793

So now what guys?

>> No.18265795

OIL IS GONNA MOON TODAY

>> No.18265796
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>> No.18265801
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Is there anything more brainlet-tier than expecting markets to follow news?

>> No.18265805

>>18265772
Oil is going to drop. Even if Russia and the Saudis cut as much as Trump's tweet, supply still far outstrips demand. All it'll do is drop slower.

>> No.18265810
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>>18265755
>lots of people like it, so its bad automatically

>> No.18265812

>>18265755
Suffocation and amputation?

>> No.18265813

>>18265793
We wait and see.
Im not buying anything in this environment.

>> No.18265814
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>>18265747
I have learned from this crisis that bad news is always bullish and absolutely priced in.

>> No.18265815

>>18265775
Yes, OPEC is an oil cartel that exists to limit to expand oil production in a stable manner so that all oil producers can benefit without being totally undercut by the cheapest producer.

>> No.18265822

>>18265801
Yes. Expecting it to follow tweets...
Oh wait.

>> No.18265824

bear memes >crab memes >>> bullcuck memes

>> No.18265825
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>>18265787
Get the fuck out of here now and back to your hugbox tranny faggot. We dont want you here. You'll never be a woman

>> No.18265826

>today is going to be green or crab off oil hopes
Shouldn't doubt the orange man, even his lies can somehow become true.

>> No.18265827

>>18265795
Yup

>> No.18265830

>>18265795
oil mooned yesterday and overnight and has a big ass candle in the past hour
i got out 20 minutes ago once i smelled uncertainty to lock in gains
i'll get back in if it makes a solid move back north

>> No.18265831
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>>18265805
The only thing dropping today are your mother's panties when she gets this BULL SHLONG

>> No.18265833
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>>18265695
/smg/ has the best anime tiddies.

>> No.18265834

>>18265825
you go back to your containment board >>>/pol/

>> No.18265835

Lads. 3M is no longer exporting to Canada. How fucked are we?

>> No.18265837

2 MINUTES UNTIL HELL

>> No.18265839

>>18265805
If (big if) corona flu is a distant memory in 2 months, I suspect oil will be back to normal come the Fall.

>> No.18265840

>>18265813
>not buying the bottom.

>> No.18265841

>>18265801
TA guys who think news will follow markets
>ah yes we have a dunce cap patterns so coronavirus cases will go down

>> No.18265843
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>>18265814
i don't remember 2007/2008 being this autistic tho. bad news, shit went down.
some new hope, short rally then down again.
but this..

>> No.18265844
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>>18265824

>> No.18265846

Fucking RTN went to $13 when it went to RTX. FUCK

>> No.18265849

>>18265834
>only radicalized right wing neets hate trannies
y i k e s

>> No.18265850
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>>18265695
OP on fire lately with these images, kek.

>> No.18265851
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>>18265834
kys tranny

>> No.18265853

DING DING DING

>> No.18265855
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I can smell it boys

>> No.18265856

>>18265825
Based

>> No.18265857

>>18265749
>Saudis want everyone producing less ojl
>America won't listen saudi

Ya bro. The Saudis aren't in it for the long run to cripple the shale industry. Everything will be back to normal.

Delusional.jpeg

>> No.18265858
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Obviously I have full confidence in the US government and the FED to contain a pandemic and its economic impact. Hypothetically, though, I was wondering if /smg/ could suggest US companies that are well placed to engage in capital flight? That might be in a position to collect stimulus money and then swiftly relocate? Asking for a friend.

>> No.18265859
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18265860

>>18265834
no, go back to YOUR containment board >>>/lgbt/

>> No.18265862

AAAAND ACTION

>> No.18265865

>>18265853
>>18265855
GO STRAIGHT TO HELL S&P AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18265866

DING DING DING DING

>> No.18265872
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>>18265834
Don't even browse pol tranny faggot. Nobody sees you as a female. You're disgusting desu. Stop now, it's not too late to turn your life around

>> No.18265873

Over for bears.

>> No.18265874

Did Tradingview just crash?

>> No.18265875

Open to being shilled on medical disposable products and general PPE equipment.

Stryker comes to find although a lot of their work is in less prioritized surgeries for hospitals right now.

I'm interested in PPE equipment for warehouse workers etc.

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>>18265719
/biz/ unironically

>> No.18265881
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>>18265796

>> No.18265882

>>18265770
I've found Turkey to be pretty comfy. I wanna go to Trabzon once this global house arrest shit is over. Have you ever been there?

>> No.18265884

>>18265843
It wasn't like this, things made sense. Companies went bust. This is some brave new world shit, God help the zoomers graduating high school into this market lmao.
>>18265834
6/10 bait

>> No.18265885

>>18265849
>>18265851
>>18265860
>>18265872
have sex

>> No.18265895

>tradingview crashes
right on schedule

>> No.18265902

>>18265885
unironically dilate

>> No.18265903

>>18265795
Two days in a row? C'mon. Gonna needs some tweets about exaggerated and fake phone calls

>> No.18265904

poomp eet

>> No.18265906
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rate my shitlist

>> No.18265909

>>18265885
No one will have sex with your rotting fronthole.

>> No.18265912
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>>18265895
they always win

>> No.18265915

>>18265909
what about my boypussy?

>> No.18265917

>>18265815
and as a result, we all get punished by having to buy oil at exorbitant prices. Stupid fucking system.

>> No.18265918

Looks like it's another crab day. The rumors are too strong, even after the worst jobs report.

>> No.18265919

>>18265834
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.18265920

WHY IS TRADINGVIEW NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18265921
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This is just a preview of the rest of the day. I don't know why I even bother trading in this crab world kek.

>> No.18265925
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Did you all remember to pray to the Bog shrine?

>> No.18265924

>>18265906
>Carnival

Brave boy. What do you have? A 1% stoploss?

>> No.18265926

DING DING

>> No.18265927

>>18265735
me goddamit

>> No.18265928

>>18265884
yeah
although fed was in it like a motherfucker back then as well.. guess not as much.

>> No.18265929

whats the best cost vs return oil stock right now, regardless of risk? USO isnt mooning for me i want something thats going up 30% plus by end of day

>> No.18265930

Just sold my SCO holdings, what should I buy now? It's go down guaranteed

>> No.18265931

7% up, tradingview crashed

>> No.18265934
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If XOM drops to 37 again I'm buying a TON more for safekeeping

>> No.18265936
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>tradingview shits itself

>> No.18265948

>TRADINGVIEW CRASHED
TRADINGVIEW CRASHED
>TRADINGVIEW CRASHED
TRADINGVIEW CRASHED

>> No.18265949
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why is my RTN still RTN

>> No.18265951
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MASSIVE
INSTITUTIONAL
VOLUME

THIS IS THE GOLDEN BULL BOYOS

>> No.18265956

>>18265936
At least it's down on a shitty crab day

>> No.18265957
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Down 95%

>> No.18265958
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GREEN SOON

>> No.18265960

>>18265951
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

>> No.18265962

Get your shit together, TV

>>18265882
No. Ive been to Ankara, Nikosia, Istanbul and Iraqi Kurdistan but never visited this area.
I always liked Georgia so much that I never really wanted to cross over to Trabzon

>> No.18265964
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>>18265834
Gtfo faggot

>> No.18265965

>>18265948
bullish

>> No.18265967

>>18265929
Online casinos

>> No.18265968
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Sell one and pray for a moon mission?

>> No.18265969
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Post your shopping list for the next bull market.
>RTX (Raytheon Tech)
>RDS.B
>CVX
>AAPL
>FB

>> No.18265970

bros...

>> No.18265971

>Longs tanking
>Shorts Mooning

Another morning

>> No.18265973

>>18265814
why is there an arm on the floor?

>> No.18265975
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>>18265964

>> No.18265977

>>18265958
Then red again. Then green again. Then red again. Then within the last ten minutes of close green.

>> No.18265983

>waking up early for a crab day
im going back to bed

>> No.18265986

another athersys moon mission after yesterdays shellacking?

>> No.18265988
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Anyone else masturbate after a very consistent backtest?

>> No.18265989

>>18265969
>V
>MA
>AAPL
>GOOGL

>> No.18265991
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TELL ME WHY i SHOULDNT DUMP MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO AAL RIGHT NOW

>> No.18265993

>>18265975
bottom middle is absolutely adorable would cuddle

>> No.18265996

>>18265695
Is there something that those inside know that causing oil to rise still? It can't be just the tweet still. Was a deal actually reached?

>> No.18265997

>>18265921
>>18265951
Nobody is touching this shit today. We are on the edge of a real redovery or a real bottom reversal. Volume is epic low and oil makes this shit show even more ridicolous

>> No.18265998

>>18265991
the pain has only begun.

>> No.18265999

"We have to get the science guys involved... 18 months is too long for this country."

High IQ takes from Cramer today

>> No.18266007

>>18265969
>RDS.B
Mi afrodescendiente

>> No.18266008

Stocks pumping so hard we can't see the chart

>> No.18266012

Crabs!

>> No.18266014
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>>18265729
I get the first two, but how do you put on anime feet when you get dressed ?

>> No.18266015
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>>18265986
aaand blastoff

>> No.18266020

>>18265991
This isn't bottom for them, at least wait til Q1 earnings

>> No.18266023

>>18265969
>MFA
>OGI
>KOS

>> No.18266026

WHY IS SPY GOING UP WTF

>> No.18266029

considering taking my gains on most oils stocks except RDS.B since it's down today

>> No.18266032

>SCO crash landing with no survivors.
Diamond hands anons, What time is the OPEC meeting?

>> No.18266033
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>>18265969
VGT
VTI
VEA
VYM

>> No.18266036

>>18266026
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18266038

>>18265999
"Buy Bear Sterns, this stock is gonna be around, and it's never going to be this cheap again"

"This new electric car company Tesla, just had its IPO and I keep getting question. Listen, this is a sell sell sell, you don't want to put your money in this."

Do I have to go on?

>> No.18266039

is rtx a buy?

>> No.18266040

>>18266015
a filename is not enough meme magic to kill the crab

>> No.18266042

>>18265997
This absolutely is not the bottom. The market cannot price in an unprecedented global economic slowdown. Get help.

>> No.18266043

>>18266026
Clown market.

>> No.18266044
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very insightful article on why markets aren't dropping yet...

>http://charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/2020/04/when-bulls-are-over-anxious-to-catch.html

>> No.18266047

This fucking pump is criminal

>> No.18266049

there is no way that was the bottom.

>> No.18266053

>>18265973
2nd amendment is being rewritten. Right to bare arms, and bare legs.

>> No.18266058

KEK

>> No.18266059
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>>18266012
CRAB CHADS UNITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE

>> No.18266064

WHAT FUCKING ARTICLE DO THEY WRITE ABOUT THIS ONE
FUCKING HOW DO YOU SPIN THIS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18266065
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from yesterday, half of us are getting absolutely fucked, by today the prophecy shall be written. downward yellow is the resistance since the start of the crash, slightly up mostly horizontal yellow is the support since 2008

>> No.18266067

>>18266039
Im thinking of getting some but i cant find the last traded price so hard for me to judge.

>> No.18266069

>>18266026
You just got priced in kiddo

>> No.18266070

>>18266047
Yeah this is why I hedge now. If it wants to fake pump i'm going to take advantage of it, but i'm gonna take my gains before it dumps

>> No.18266072

Kramer is losing his shit at Pelosi holy fuck

>> No.18266074

>>18265949
Mine is RTX now

>> No.18266075

>>18266053
right to bare ass

>> No.18266076

>mooning
How do we stop the crab?

>> No.18266079

>>18266026
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS SHIT

>> No.18266078

>MARKETS green

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE OK BOBO

>> No.18266081

>>18266044
ive been saying the BRRR posting is overselling what the fed is doing, most of this irrationality is boomers stuck in their house playing the markets and still seething over missing the 2008 bottom

>> No.18266082
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18266082

>poomp ze market
>end do eet
>blind him?
>oui, DDOS ze trazingvioo

>> No.18266085

>>18266038
Wild to me that some of these people are actually taking Cramer seriously.

>> No.18266089

>>18266042
Don't waste your time trying to rationalise with complete delusion

>> No.18266091

How are my ivr puts for 1 dollar worth literally nothing when this shit is tanking day after day?

>> No.18266092

>>18266038
>3M is not patriotic for selling to Canada
Fuck you Jim. Were just trying to survive too

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>>18266047
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAVE THE ECONOMY I NEED MY CHEAPERINOS

>> No.18266094

>>18265740
Every time I make a profit I lose it the next day but the opposite is true as well. I always end up even at the end of the week.

>> No.18266095

>>18266072
Did someone clip that

>> No.18266100

LOL he didn't buy calls.

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Fucking what actual stocks are worth buying now and forgetting about for 3 months while this shit blows over

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>>18266082
>trazingvioo

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Anon, stop trading for a minute. I have something to tell you. Something magical has happened...

>> No.18266109

>>18266042
it will pick up again in 2 weeks, you are foolish if you believe the world's big economies are gonna commit sudoku

>> No.18266110

>>18266044
>An abundance of Bulls over-anxious to "buy the dip" to catch the rocketship higher is not evidence of a bottom, it's evidence of a top.
True desu

>> No.18266111

>>18266102
GOOG

>> No.18266112

>>18266044
bulls btfo

>> No.18266113

Just retire already pelosi jesus

>> No.18266115

>>18266093
Them pumping money into the stock market is not saving the economy

>> No.18266116

>>18266042
>Unlimited money

bottom confirmed.

>> No.18266117

>>18265724
everyone had BAM down 30% yesterday too

>> No.18266120

Nancy Pelosi looks, sounds and acts like a reanimated corpse.

>> No.18266121

when the fuck are casino stocks going to collapse

>> No.18266123

Finally wrapped up all my options. Now 30% of my money in blue chip tech, 10% potential oil moon mission, 60% cash.

Who else /comfy/ just watching

>> No.18266125

OIL ANON WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT DEAD CAT IS BOUNCING

>> No.18266127

>>18266109
you are foolish if you think economies can simply decide not to die

>> No.18266128

>>18266081
tbqh i don't see the average boomer gambling daily in the stockmarket, just holding forever, but i might be wrong

>> No.18266131

brainlet question:
Why on tradingview when I click the "1D" for today's results it doesn't show me today only, it shows me yesterdays meshed in with today. I have manually slide the graph.

I want EZ mode like other charts , where you click the "today" button and it only shows me today.

>> No.18266130

>>18266093
>The economy

It aint the economy being saved bro, but you know that. You know it's a criminal conspiracy you just want to take advantage o fit

>> No.18266133
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18266133

I don't even know what to do today. Maybe I'll sell puts.

>> No.18266135

>>18266049
It was. You missed it.

>> No.18266140
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18266140

>>18266107
Im very happy for you and your boyfriend, Anne. Finding love is possible in our Jewish relaxation retreat after all. Lets just hope the Americans dont bomb us.

>> No.18266142

>>18265872
>pol
Best way to tell someone doesn't belong here. Do you browse any board here or did you hear about 4chan from CNN?

>> No.18266144

>>18266093
it will destroy the economy for future generations, but that isnt jerome's problem

>> No.18266146

>>18266107
hot

>> No.18266149

>>18266113
What's she going on about now?

>> No.18266151

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OIL CANT JUST RISE
>THE ECONOMY IS ABOUT TO CRASHERINO

>> No.18266152

I HAVE $500 OF VERY VALUABLE TENDIES MONEY INTO SPXS SINCE YESTERDAY AND ITS KILLING ME WTF THE MARKET WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH

>> No.18266153
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18266153

Cramer is destroying Pelosis career

>> No.18266164

>>18266135
D e l u s i o n a l

How old are you?

>> No.18266166

>>18266128
2008 crash was a middle class slaughter because it took so long to bottom out, boomers kept catching the knife and then going upside down on their mortgages meaning they had no cash to spend at the actual bottom. a fast crash like this before they get fucked by their credit is like catnip for people who lost their ass and missed the bottom last time. they cant help themselves, plus, boomers are inherently permabulls since the worst thing that happened in their entire generation from their perspective was a meme war in south east asia and being scared of soviet nukes that one time.

>> No.18266167

>SCO creeeeeeeeeeeping up

It's coming

>> No.18266170

>>18266153
EXPLAIN. STREAM WILL NOT LOAD

>> No.18266173

SPY just failed to break a meme line I drew so now we go down

>> No.18266174

>>18266130
and you think you're michael burry for buying 4 sqqq

>> No.18266180
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18266180

>>18266044
so the market is basically this pic right now

>> No.18266181

>>18266107
I was in that tight little ass though, I even got a hershey kiss to confirm it.

>> No.18266183

>stock drops below your stop loss price for .9 seconds and triggers a sell
>immediately jumps up 8% above your average price

Rigged

>> No.18266185
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>>18266153
Where can I watch this? This sounds kino

>> No.18266188

>>18265969
450 TSLA

>> No.18266193

>>18266152
>shaking and crying after we've been riding this train since march 23rd
ngmi

>> No.18266194

>Women and minority owned businesses
Fuck off Pelosi

>> No.18266195

>>18265969
On etrade my RTX says it's down 57% for the day and trading at $51. Nothing is fucking working for me this morning so I guess it's a bug.

>> No.18266198
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18266198

THE MARKET ISNT EVEN VOLATILE WHY IS TRADINGVIEW NOT WORKING

>> No.18266199

Bulltards constantly buying in to buy the bottom
Protip: this isn't the bottom

>> No.18266202
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18266202

>>18266153
she has the coof, doesnt she?

>> No.18266205

>>18266185
>>18266170

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.18266209
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18266209

>>18266183
Same bro

>> No.18266210
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18266210

I coom from the future

>> No.18266211
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18266211

>>18266135

>> No.18266214

>>18266152
LOL

>> No.18266215

>>18266131
1D candles fucking zoomer

>> No.18266218
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18266218

>$2,000,000,000,000,000 is not enough money. Give me more.
Things only a politician would say.

>> No.18266219

>>18266198
We have entered the quantum bullrun. The number is rising so fast that we cannot perceive it on from this physical plane.

>> No.18266223

>>18266210
Sounds about right

>> No.18266225

>>18266210
>smelliot waves

>> No.18266228

>>18266195
That might be its new price but it thinks its a drop from raytheons old price of 114. I think that is the new price of the merged company but the % hasnt adjusted yet.

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18266237

>VIX below 50
just

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18266241

>>18266225

>> No.18266245
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>>18266218
Who cares about small businesses, the big businesses need to be saved.

>> No.18266250

>>18266218
it's $2,000,000,000,000

>> No.18266252

>>18266237
time to load up on calls goy

>> No.18266254
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18266254

>>18266153
She has done that herself

>> No.18266256

>>18266237
its over.

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18266257

>mfw betting against these degenerate FOMO put gamblers shorting VIX

>> No.18266258

>nothing but crab for weeks


Feels good to have bought the bottom, this scraping off the bottom is getting old though, DOW 30k by end of may.

>> No.18266263

remember that EOD dump on wednesday? wait until 10:50am EST today. it will be crimson. screencap

>> No.18266266
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18266266

snibbity snab
its time for crab

>> No.18266268

>>18266195
WealthSimple hasn't even updated my RTN to RTX, I'll give them a call if it doesn't fix itself in an hour

>> No.18266270
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18266270

>free market

>> No.18266273

what are some non-oil stocks that I can hold for a month

>> No.18266280

>>18266263
>predicting friday EOD dump in volatile market
woah is the sun gonna come up tomorrow too

>> No.18266282
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18266282

ANOTHER GREEN DAY BOUS

>> No.18266283
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18266283

>>18266237
the vix at aroudn 50 is still really high. It was normally between 10-15 during non corona-chan times.

>> No.18266284

>>18266263
what's happening at 10:50am?

>> No.18266288

>>18266195
Don't worry, it split the value into more shares.

>> No.18266290

>>18266263
That's the plan anon, no one is going to want to hold this over the weekend :)

>> No.18266294
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18266294

>hey pelosi why dont military help
>durr our military is cool

>> No.18266301

>>18266252
yes you would be jewish trying to tell people to buy calls after a 20% bounce in a recession

>> No.18266302

Holy fuck Pelosi is a master manipulator, shes practically didn't answer a single one of his questions

>> No.18266304
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18266304

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18266305

WHY ARE CRUISE STOCKS AND OTHER SHIT IS PUMPING?????????????

>> No.18266306
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>>18266205
Good god, she sounds horrible.

>> No.18266314

Pls did someone clip Cramer losing his shit at the beginning of the interview, that was kino af i need that

>> No.18266324
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18266324

imagine being a REITard while the economy is frozen

>> No.18266326

>>18266270
IT'S PAIN!
WHACK 'IM!

>> No.18266327

>>18266306
you really want to be disgusted watch the video

>> No.18266328

Quintessential crab market

>> No.18266332

>>18266304
BEARISH
BEARISH DEAR GOD THAT'S BEARISH

>> No.18266333

>>18266270
max pain is based, I use it to write options sometimes

>> No.18266335
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18266335

Anyone noticed how a lot of people in the trading community are real jerks?

>> No.18266340

>>18266324

Isn't just the people with no jobs unable to buy homes, basically everybody is paralyzed right now and unwilling to make any big purchases or investments. Going to be a really rough year for housing.

>> No.18266343
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18266343

ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4
>ITALY SERVICES PMI 17.4

>> No.18266344

>>18266305
>he doesn't know

>> No.18266345
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18266345

>Its another shitcoin economy day
We are fucked after these 40 trillions destroy the us dollar

>> No.18266346

>zero volume

>> No.18266347
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18266347

>>18266133
I see you too are an anon of taste.
Thanks for the free money, bobros

>> No.18266348

>>18266304
that is the shittest beer on the planet stfu. it tastes like carbonated water

>> No.18266350

>>18266306
Her reptile skin was peeling off after going into dodge questions overdrive

>> No.18266349
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18266349

>>18266282
WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY JOKE BOZOS?
A REAL SLAPPER?
A REAL FUNNYBONE TICKLER?
A REAL LAUGH?
OKAY GET READY
HERE IT COMES
"FREE MARKET"

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>> No.18266351

>>18266218
>doesn't even know what a trillion is
Not surprising to say the least though.

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18266357

the fuck?

>> No.18266358

>>18266343
priced in retard

>> No.18266360

>>18266302
Cramer is to stupid to realize this

>> No.18266361

>>18266218
>more direct payments

based.

>> No.18266365

>>18266348
Not even close.

>> No.18266366

>>18266304
Finally, we’re officially in the golden bull market

>> No.18266367

>>18266304
Pack it up boys, quarantine is over

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18266370

>>18266357
'e bought?

>> No.18266373

>>18266349
i dont really understand this take
actual ideological libertarians have known this is a fake and gay market especially since nixon but long before as well
did you just start reading about libertarianism? seriously I don't get your take, who told you this was a "free market"?

>> No.18266375

>>18266348
Nah it tastes worse than carbonated water.

>> No.18266377

>>18266347
>selling options on a 3x leveraged ETF
the balls on this man

>> No.18266385

>>18266302
The line between master manipulator and senility is thin apparently.

>> No.18266387

>>18266348
you've never had Milwaukee's Best, Natural Ice, or PBR

>> No.18266390
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18266390

buyers are so obviously fatigued. this is the most pathetic morning rally we've had in a while, and with pathetic volume too. we will unironically crash on monday. greedy bulls are going to get burned thinking you can just recover "back to normal" in a fucking pandemic-induced recession.

>> No.18266393

>>18266385
he probably thinks hillary was a political mastermind for saying i dont recall for 9 hours

>> No.18266394

>>18266257
fucking what the fuck this shit is not suppsoed to be green just because of meme oil rumors why the fuck is the rest of stocks going up how does that make sense? if oil goes up WALMART SHOULD GO DOWN because of higher costs same as any other retail company WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING PUMPING DOES NOBODY REALIE EVERYONE IS UNEMPLOYED AND ROYALLY FUCKED ESPECIALLY RENTS AND MORTGAGE LENDERS

>> No.18266399

>>18266358
are the second and third order effects like defaults, foreclosures, etc. priced in, retard?

>> No.18266406
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I'm nervous frens

>> No.18266407
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18266407

>>18266302
That's a career politician at work. Hopefully this crisis will wake some people up to the gossamer threads that hold this country together and the general incompetence of our government since about 1812.

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18266409

>>18266390
I would agree but another 10% drop and they will literally restrict selling.

>> No.18266410

>>18266399
no, nothing is priced in. nothing is calculated into this shit.

>> No.18266412

>>18266394
Nothing in your post means anything. The market does what it pleases. People who understand this will make money. Trying to connect dots like a schizophrenic will make you homeless.

>> No.18266417
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18266417

>>18266390
The backbone of the economy is strong. Everyone who has a real job is still working.

>> No.18266418
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18266418

I'm an options execution virgin.

How long do these take to execute?

>> No.18266420

i, for one, welcome our crab overlords

>> No.18266422

>>18266399
to be fair, if schlubs like you and me can see it coming, the big boys were all over it a couple months ago right?

>> No.18266423

>>18266387
Ever heard of Hamm's or Kirkland?

>> No.18266435
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18266435

Wuhan is fine btw

>> No.18266437

>>18266422

Yes, the big boys were drop #1. Drop #2 are the delusional tards buying the "dip" or clinging to their shares on low volume right now.

>> No.18266440

FED pump waiting room.

>> No.18266443

>>18266434
>>18266434
>>18266434
new

>> No.18266446

>>18266422
my personal adviser was. Institutions publicly were not.

>> No.18266448

>>18266423
I actually removed Hamm's from my post right before I sent it. It's mediocre but not bottom tier. Haven't had Kirkland I don't go to Costco though I should

>> No.18266449

>>18266417
I work at a large architectural firm, my company fired 26 architects and 4 design staff. They also reduced everybody’s salary by 10%. Projects are being put on hold or cancelled, the CEO described these measures as rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

It’s bad out there.

>> No.18266450

>>18266347
>85
That's a risky one senpai.

>> No.18266456

>>18266417
>The Backfischroman (teenage girl novel) is a German literature genre. It denotes a particular type of novel primarily aiming at adolescent girls as an audience.
>The Backfischroman is usually told from a first person perspective with the main character being an adolescent girl of middle or higher class upbringing. She tends to be an open and friendly person, who pursues her own interests independently of society's norms and later after a learning process makes her own "free" decision to accept the stereotypical role for a woman as wife and mother.
>"free"
Wikipedia seething

>> No.18266457

>>18265701
Based

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18266464

>>18265969
>VOO
>VT
>SOXL
>maybe some WM

>> No.18266465

>>18266377
Fun times, sir

>> No.18266473

>>18266153
Give me a qrd

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>> No.18266485

>>18265787
Gas all tranners

>> No.18266501

>>18266450
Yeah hopefully it goes my way. Break even is around 75 and theta is ticking away so hopefully I'll be okay

>> No.18266528

>>18266479
Wtf am I looking at?

>> No.18266531

>>18266456
not anymore lmao

>> No.18266541
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18266541

>>18266528
disney not having a good time.

>> No.18266546

>>18266528
Disney is down 10% for the past 5 years.
A true happening

>> No.18266553
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18266553

STAY DOWN

>> No.18266554

>>18266456
I can see "stereotypical role" as cooking and cleaning but how the fuck is being a wife and mother a stereotype for women? That's like saying being male is a stereotype for a man. It's not a stereotype if it's literally what you are.

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>>18266456
Pretty sure using scare quotes is against wikipedia's objectivity standards. That article should be rewritten

>> No.18266578

>>18265724
Is this the reason i can’t buy RTN stocks atm?

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18266586

>>18266531
Based

>> No.18266605

>>18266094
Makes you wonder whats the point of going through this anxious trading hobby. Other than the dopamine boost during profits

>> No.18266633

>>18266605
Even when it's green I'm anxious. All I can think about is how my gains could have bigger if I went in more

>> No.18266644

>>18266456
kek

>> No.18267188

>>18265740
Buy puts right now, thank me later.