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What are you gonna do with your $8000?

>> No.18258955
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18258955

My fucking job laid off 90% of the office but kept me, so since I haven't been fired I'm not eligible for fucking anything. Everyone is getting a fucking vacation but me.

>> No.18258986

>>18258800
based fellow LEAF

>>18258955
kek look at this faggot

>> No.18259014

blow it

>> No.18259077

>>18258800
asking my employer to lay off me off to get those trudeau bucks

>> No.18259289

>>18258800
acquire another 0.67 bitcoin

>> No.18259298

>>18258955
everyone is getting the 8000 dumbass

>> No.18259347

>>18259298
Source?

>> No.18259393

>>18259347
no. you have to apply for it by friday. if you dont pay attention to the news you dont deserve it

>> No.18259394

>>18258800
All in UND before main net

>> No.18259419

>>18259298
Only poorfags get it.

>> No.18259429

>>18259393
are you burger or leaf? for leafs you get $8K guaranteed for 4 months

burgers aren't so lucky

>> No.18259541

>>18259419
i make 100k and already got my first cheque

>>18259429
leaf obv

>> No.18259672

>>18259541
then wtf are you talking about
registration opens on the 6th

>> No.18259742

>>18259672
lol enjoy missing the friday deadline

>> No.18259764

>>18258800
Be a neet for the next 6 months while working build an online income for myself and never wageslave again.

>> No.18259769

>>18258800
i have a recession proof job. i will not be gifted $8000 like all of my friends, but I will still have income by the end of the year unlike all of my friends

>> No.18259800

>>18258800
Honestly try to find people to live for free with in exchange for basic housekeeping so that when the full gibs are accumulated, I can get transport, six months rent, and food anywhere I want. For those of us that are paying attention, this is the great transfer of wealth millennials always needed to finally get to one from zero.

No bootstrappers need reply, this is 4chan. You’re either an imposter like the rest of us or in poor company. Genuine kudos to those who did manage to get to one without gibs though.

>> No.18259809

>>18259742
faggot or mega faggot? not sure

https://www.canada.ca/en/services/benefits/ei/cerb-application.html

>> No.18259818

>>18258800
Nothing because my employer laid me off before the CERB and now I make less on EI than on the new benefit.

>> No.18259837

>>18259818
your shits transferring directly to cerb you retard

>> No.18259840

>>18259077
Was thinking about this but afraid they'll just fire me. Would be criminal to do that in this climate right?

>> No.18259853

>>18259393
Wait actually? But I thought applications start Monday

>> No.18259863

>>18259837
Not if you already started received bring EI benefits.

>> No.18259887

>>18259863
you're actually ahead of the cerb (yea). Those on EI now that are getting less than 500/week are going to circumvent any formal program and go straight onto the cerb. they just updated it today. So congrats, you actually win more than me

>> No.18259923

>>18259887
Well today's a good day then. Thanks for the heads up my dude. Hoping you get some winnings your way soon too.

>> No.18260412

>>18259923
Nevermind. Looking at the news. It's for anyone that became eligible for EI post March 15. I became eligible March 13. RIP