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Dear autistic friends,
Hope you are all doing okay and not masturbating to much in these times of despair.

ANYWAY.
MY DEAR ANONS.
What stonks are you shorting RN?
And what stonks you actually putting money into?

Personally I started to short the fuck out of Tesla.
I was thinking of shorting airlines too but they are already fucked to the ground.

Also what you all think of shorting Amazon? One of the not many stock that are actually holding for now.

>> No.18250912

>>18250868
Amazon business is exploding right now because of isolation measures. They have so many orders that even their gigantic-ass distribution system has to triage everything non-essential just to keep up.

>> No.18252841

>Ready to have some sex?

How is this not the most explicit expression of freely willing to get money from sex?

>> No.18253509

>>18250868
Who is this girl and why do I keep seeing her posted on here?

>> No.18253536

>shorting Amazon
You either have some of the biggest balls I’ve ever seen, or are a legit retard rookie. Either way, Godspeed.

>> No.18253851

>>18250868
what kind of mutt is this?

>> No.18254168

>>18250868
listen closely fren.
Shorting amazon is good, easy money, same with walmart, both are about to be hit hard. I would buy them by the end of this week. Use a lot of leverage, easy money

>> No.18254171

>>18253851
>>18253509
your linkie fund manager

>> No.18254196

Why didn't you short when TSLA was $900? Why wait until it halved in value?

>> No.18254780

>>18254171
Not a real answer
Why is she a meme?

>> No.18254885

>>18254780

He's serious, she was hired by Link

>> No.18254988

fuck that whore and those scam shit tokens.

I'm literally a stock noob. Is it a good idea to buy CCL?

or am I just retarded?

>> No.18255429

>>18254780
because she did porn at 20.
and by 23 she handles like $300,000,000 in crypto ass ets.

she is an "expert"

23 years old...

financial "expert"

just kidding.
she sucks her jew boss' dick.

>> No.18255855

>>18250868
>short the fuck out of Tesla
Holy shit this didn't age well

>> No.18255877

>>18254988
Fuck, that’s what I’m wondering to.

That and if we are scraping the bottom.

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>>18253509
Girl who came from a rich family still finds the need to fuck and suck on camera for cash. Now she manages 300 million dollars as the head of institutional lending at Celsius Network. She was only hired 2 years ago as a marketing assistant, and before that she did design for a shoe company. Truly a competent, level-headed professional that totally did not suck cock for her job.