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* clack * * clack * * clack * edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>xyz edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18246868

>> No.18247855

Thanks for the delete and title!

>> No.18247868
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-3% EOD

>> No.18247869
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How the fuck are we still crabbing around SPY 250? Drop you stupid cunt, the oil deal was a lie, DROP BACK DOWN.

>> No.18247871

Why is oil crabbing when the tweet was proven to be fake? Fake tweet=bullish?

>> No.18247879
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They will save America!

>> No.18247880

>>18247842
Is XOM going down or not? I thought it poomped because of Trump's tweet. Now that its wrong it should go down, right?

>> No.18247882

STOP CRABBING AND FUCKING TANK ALREADY I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

>> No.18247883

guys i figured out how to beat the bog cycle
when you want to buy something type in the number of shares you want
then set a timer for five minutes before buying
it saved me already like five times today
the cure for FOMO is in

>> No.18247884

>>18247772
Every major country is going to be debt heavy because of the china flu. Japan, Korea, etc already announced stimulus packages similar in scope/scale to America's. It's all relative.

>> No.18247888

>>18247869
Market is literally living on hopes and dreams at this point.
>i-it'll go back to normal!
>Trump will fix it!
>All the unemployed will be straight back to work in May!

>> No.18247889
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Does anyone even believe that the market is organic and not poomped these days?
Half of my shorts are in DAX because they're not going to poomp is without pissing off everyone in the EU.

>> No.18247891

>>18247871
It's cope

>> No.18247893

wait, so literally the only reason we like SA is because they're not Iran?

>> No.18247896

CLACK FASTER GODDAMN IT WE SHOULD BE 240

>> No.18247898

Trump wants a short squeeze.

>> No.18247903
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18247903

claims multiply by ABSURD numbers, bodybags with thousands of deaths in the streets in US

stockmarket: GREEN POINT GO UP

yes i understand fed is buying, but........

>> No.18247905

so did they release the unemployment numbers?
why is it up again?

>> No.18247906

>>18247871
Probably because it was already massively oversold and everyone is expecting a deal at some point in the near future anyway.

>> No.18247908

>>18247871
Trump is an idiot but he doesn't lie. He just spoke on a subject the other countries weren't ready to announce.

>> No.18247910

>>18247880
Grow some balls and short XOM and CVX.

>> No.18247911

>>18247880
Allegedly Saudi Arabia is calling for an OPEC+ meeting so something might be happening

>> No.18247912

>>18247893
Also they're supporters of Israel

>> No.18247916
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18247916

It's all priced in.

>> No.18247918
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>>18247905
>why is it up again?

>> No.18247923

>>18247889
>thinking the EZB will not pump the DAX
nig pls

>> No.18247927

>>18247903
volume is way low

>> No.18247932

>>18247893
Have you never heard "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

>> No.18247933

>>18247871

>>18244444

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>>18247585
>If Trump does not know how big the cut will be, lemme tell you a secret: THERE IS NO DEAL
even better. bubble will shrink again and ill stock up even more. trump HAS to pump the price because >pic related

>> No.18247936

savanon, when are your picks going to pay off

>> No.18247937

>>18247906
>zero oil demand for the next few months
>oil being massively, massively overproduced in an effort to intentionally bankrupt US oil companies (and it's working)
>"oversold"
We are in a literal worst case scenario here, oil is hardly "oversold".

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>>18247908
Correct. Let them deny, the bull is returning.

>> No.18247950

>>18247937
If one tweet caused these stocks to moon 15-20%, get ready for when the deal comes in.

>> No.18247951

Anyone else sweaty?

>> No.18247952
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>>18247888
but its unironically true
doomers really think society will collapse if everyone takes a 2 month vacation from their wagie cage

>> No.18247953

>>18247923
>without pissing off everyone in the EU
Is the key sentence.
Can they pump? Yes.
Can they do it without consequence? No.

>> No.18247960

2k people died of coronavirus in the US in the past 2 days
the growth is still exponential and currently there are 226k confirmed cases

>> No.18247965

>>18247923
>thinking the EZB will not pump the DAX
>nig pls
they cant do. because the companies listed in DAX depend on the EU-market. if EU economy is ded, so will be DAX. only way to pump DAX is pumping EU. and that would cost a bit more than 750bn eur.

>> No.18247967

>>18247903
we are down 25% from feb 19th bro

>> No.18247968 [DELETED] 
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LOOK AT ME
I'm in Control now.

>> No.18247970

>>18247951
I need to shave my armpits

>> No.18247971
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>>18247951

>> No.18247972

>>18247950
>when the deal comes in
What deal? There is no fucking deal even remotely in the works.

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18247974

oooh yeah baby

>> No.18247976
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18247976

LOL it's going back up again

>> No.18247978

>>18247952
>I don't understand economics: the post
Glad to see Pepe posters are the dumbest fucks on 4chan

>> No.18247979
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>>18247927
well, if nobody ever sells, boomers keep holding, and the fed pumps non-stop, in theory, the SPX can go to infinity

>> No.18247980
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>>18247879

>> No.18247982

Who are the big players in medical technology? Not drugs and pharma, I mean AI surgeons and stuff.

>> No.18247988

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-futures-bounce-after-ugly-start-to-2nd-quarter-crude-oil-rebounds-2020-04-02?mod=ticker_news_feed
so trump owns stock market now

>> No.18247996

>>18247903
I think more people are just throwing the towel in. Really low volume and it's downright obviois the Fed is pumping it.

>shorters
Mad because it should go lower for more profit
>retail investors who want to buy low
Mad because they want it cheaper but fed is pumping it up

>> No.18248000

Buy LK? Seems like a short term opportunity, or lose all money idk

>> No.18248002

>>18247952
Society won't collapse. I'm not a dipshit. But thousands of small to medium businesses (and some large businesses/corporations) will take a large hit from lack of spending due to so many people being unemployed for several months. Trump bux can't make up the difference of that long of an unemployment period.
There will be various longer term effects of lockdown as well that will take some time to show. People not going out or doing anything for several months could, for an example, mean that sales of cars, car leases/renting, and mechanic work are way down. Basically anything related to people moving around will take a big hit this quarter.

>> No.18248003

>>18247967
i doubt that reflects what will happen in the real economy

>> No.18248004

>>18247982
UTHR
TMDX
CERN
BAX
PFE
AZN
MCK

>> No.18248007

>>18247968
I wish for either death or for bitcoin to go back to $3k

>> No.18248016

I bought into XOM at 37 and not sure what to do, I can’t close today because I bought with unsettled funds and don’t want a violation, guess I go long and dca if it drops too much

>> No.18248018
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18248018

Isn't it funny how the first reply to EVERY trump tweet is some god damn crytpo scam?

>> No.18248019

What are the odds MBS is an atheist? He seems like a ruthless realpolitik man trying to figure out how to get his country off decades of retarded Islamic dogma and into something that isn't all about fucking oil.

>> No.18248020

where is that dipshit poster that said today was going to be a red bloodbath

>> No.18248026

>>18247982
Intuitive Surgical

>> No.18248029
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>>18247996
yeah, it do be that way guess.

>> No.18248035

>>18248019
He acts more of an inbred when failing hilariously at it like everything else he's tried

>> No.18248040
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18248040

Rate my portfolio today.

>> No.18248044

>>18247988
>U.S. jobless claims soar to 6.6 mln in latest week
bullish

>> No.18248046

>>18248000
I bought at &4 and sold at $9, quick and easy profit, but I wouldn’t go long because I don’t trust chinks

>> No.18248047
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>out of cash to DCA into an oil short
I'm literally contemplating selling my SPY puts.

>> No.18248054
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18248054

THEORY:

>market dried out
>volumes down to very low levels
>even little movements equal huge differences in price
>volume of oil future trades havent even been that huge
>price exploded

opinions?

>> No.18248055

>>18248019
Secular Muslim to Agnostic. Doubt he is an atheist.

>> No.18248057

>>18248019
Probably super high, consider he had extremely progressive policies compared to what SA is used to
>Women can drive
is probably the equivalent of socialized healthcare here.

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>>18248020
where is that dipshit poster that said today was going to be a 7% green dildo.

>> No.18248061

Who else missed the oil dump to get cheap puts/dump calls?

>> No.18248062
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18248062

Went short on the dow jones again. Fuck the fed, going to bet against the house

>> No.18248066

>>18247982
Stryker

>> No.18248073

Oil up 25% kek

>> No.18248074

>>18248003
yea the fastest drop in stock market history never happened last month lmao

>> No.18248082

Oil is fucking pumping still after a fake tweet. What is the point. Try and make a smart move and buy SCO but no, everyone needs oil all of a sudden.

>> No.18248085

>>18248035
Half the time he doesn't need to try very hard. He had Khashoggi killed in broad daylight, blatantly lied about it, and then just shrugged his shoulders when found out, because he knew all the liberal democracies that want his oil so bad would give him nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

>> No.18248088

>>18248018
Its usually EugeneGu
A doctor that never seems to be working.
Before that it was the Krassenstein brothers.
Twitter is a cesspit, just look at what it's founder and CEO is obsessed with.

>> No.18248090

>>18248061
I made 5k on the pop. Thanks Donnie

>> No.18248103

>>18248062
You will win.
But we will probably have a giant deluded pump into close on some strange fabricated fake news that bulls will ride.
Followed by a huge gap down on the open tomorrow with a big red day.

>> No.18248108

>>18248066
i know stryker from their stretchers. they cant do too many billions from that segment. pharmacy and everything in med with software attached will have way bigger margins.

>> No.18248110

>>18247842
I work 9 to 5 and I'm falling fast...

>> No.18248112

>>18248090
how?

>> No.18248115

>>18248082

The selling pressure is exhausted and it's a fact that Trump is actively engaged in that situation now, speculators sense that it's going to be caught before it stays below $10 a barrel.

>> No.18248117

Today the 1 million corona cases will be reached, which is probably going to cause big NEGATIVE headlines in the media.

>> No.18248118
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>>18248088
picrelated too large for /biz/?

>> No.18248124

>>18248054
I'm starting to think downward movement has been stretched to its capacity here.

If a fucking twitter rumour can spike a commodity up 25% I think we're at the bottom. I'm still confident we'll contract back to yesterday's low soon but I can't imagine it going much farther.

>> No.18248125

>>18248074
i know. it's still not enough. you'll see

>> No.18248126

>>18248117
NEGATIVE = BULLISH

>> No.18248130

>>18248085
>muh Khashoggi
Won't somebody please think of the irrelevant glowfaggot!?

>> No.18248132

>>18248117
doesnt matter, line only goes up

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>>18248088
>eugene gu

>> No.18248138

Car sales down 30-50% for many manufacturers in March year over year.

>> No.18248142

>>18248108
They make a lot of surgical equipment too, its strangely unpopular in my system though

>> No.18248144

>>18247932
Corollary: the enemy of my enemy is my other enemy.
Also the USA's beef with Iran is solely because Iran keeps vowing to exterminate Israel, which I personally could not care less about.

>> No.18248150

>>18248085
>because he knew all the liberal democracies that want his oil so bad would give him nothing more than a slap on the wrist.
Well that aint working out for him right now when your economy is entirely reliant on oil and you failed at diversifying it lol

>> No.18248154

>>18248134
Didn't he get his MD revoked after diddling a kid or something lmao

>> No.18248160

>>18248073
percentages dont mean a lot after a drop like this..

>> No.18248167

>>18248134
This guy is a clown

>> No.18248168

>>18247951
You got the virus.

>> No.18248172

>>18248138
bullish

>> No.18248181
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>oil is actually still pumping
Honestly if there isn't a dump by EOD tomorrow I'm liquidating everything and going long.

>> No.18248184

Why is oil going back up for no reason? Literally there is not a single reason for it to be going up right now. FAKE AND GAY MARKET, PURE FED

>> No.18248185

>>18248062
The day of the Bear will come. Don't worry. It will be big.

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>>18248142
>Revenue US$12.444 billion (2017)
>Operating income US$2.063 billion (2017)

>> No.18248194

God damn this is some powerful oil hopium how the fuck is it still up 20%

>> No.18248196
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>More and more bad news for oil and the Markets
>It just keeps rising
Whatever knowledge I thought I accumulated over the years was thrown out today. What the fuck is even happening?

>> No.18248197

>>18247952
>but its unironically true
the worst part is that when this is all over and you end up being dead wrong you will rationalize about how your opinion is still somehow valuable

>> No.18248199

This blatant market manipulation should be illegal. But i guess it's okay when it's da gubbimints

>> No.18248200

>>18248000
they can halt it, only short term

>> No.18248202

>>18248184
sure, oversold market / hope for a deal = worth the risk

>> No.18248207
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>>18248181

>> No.18248209

Ok my options account is -2,314.19 and I have 1200 bucks.

Give me a play.

>> No.18248211
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>>18248196
Just remember

Bog is waiting. Every moment he is waiting. Never FOMO.

>> No.18248212

>>18248184
do you trade without any insight at all? how retarded are you?

>> No.18248214

>>18248194
because the saudi's are willing to cut

>> No.18248218

>>18248150
I'm not even talking about the logistics, whether his Vision 2030 plan will come to fruition or not, I'm talking about his ambition, he just seems like the sort of guy who looks at his country and wishes it weren't full of camel humpers.

>> No.18248220

>>18248209
Suicide

>> No.18248232

>>18248209
Dropshipping Juiceros.

>> No.18248236

>>18248154
He beat his wife senseless

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HEY HEY HEY
OILCONEEEEEEEEECT

>> No.18248241

>>18248118
My favourite Jack fact is Azealia Banks gave him a charm bracelet to ward off ISIS

>> No.18248245

>>18248202
>oversold
Again, this word.

Do you know what West Canada Select is selling for? Fucking $1/barrel. How do you "oversell" something so fucking grim? There is nothing but bankruptcies in the oil industry's near future. Oil should be pure fucking poison to investors right now.

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Is this why oil is exploding?

>> No.18248262

>>18248245
meanwhile Suncor +40% this week

>> No.18248263

>>18247842
214 SPY PUT 4/15, am I reasonable?

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18248267

buy luckin coffee ($LK)

p-preeeze

>> No.18248269

>>18248202
Putin literally said it's not happening.

>>18248212
What's your insight? Ta memes? Oil has been pretty steady near its bottom and just rocketed up based on speculation from Trump. Except it was a lie. Yet oil is still pumping. On a deal that doesn't exist.

>> No.18248270

Lmao you panicky retards are falling for a hoax. Corona voris isn't real nor are those unemplocent claims. If they were real who wouldn't the market be lower?

>> No.18248278

>>18248117

Unironically of all the retarded shit people say is priced in, this is something that's ACTUALLY priced in. Everyone's been watching the graphs for weeks now and noting that 1 million is near. 1 million in the US is also near.

However, the fact that it looks like it should actually be priced in makes me think it's the only genuinely bearish thing to happen for weeks, and will actually make the line go red for some reason

>> No.18248281

>>18248209
buy long otm calls glpg

>> No.18248282

>>18248082
this is why i only bought 300$ of the stuff lol.

>> No.18248297

Are Democrats going to win this November?

>> No.18248309

>>18248270
because the market is made up of mostly retards like you

>> No.18248308

>>18248270
>If they were real who wouldn't the market be lower?
the market knew the jobs numbers would be bad, just like you knew. you retarded tourists are funny to watch

>> No.18248310

is Boeing a good buy right now ?

>> No.18248311

>>18248218
There's that, and there's also being mindnumbingly stupid due to being pampered with Wahhabi delusions. So yeah.

>> No.18248313

>>18248297
>Are Democrats going to win this November?
depends
>>18247935

>> No.18248316

>>18248263
EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THIS GUY
NO
YOURE FUCKED

>> No.18248318

>>18248297
as long as the stock market continues to slump and trump keeps bogging investors, I'd say there is a chance

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>>18248257
Be honest. You all knew that this was the case.

>> No.18248322

>>18248118
to be fair pon de replay slaps

>> No.18248330

>>18248245
Nice try kike. Oil will hit 100 EOY

>> No.18248331

>>18248245
>Do you know what this cherry picked fringe company is selling for?
No and I don't care.

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18248332

>>18248257
I hope...lol

>>18247910
Look at my balls! Giant!

>> No.18248333

>>18248124
Lol you cant see the forest for the trees

>> No.18248335

>>18248310
>is Boeing a good buy right now ?
second this question. what is the alternative in it going back up in a few months?

>> No.18248338
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>open smg
>reply “priced in”, “bullish”, or “3 circuit breakers tomorrow” to a random post
>close browser

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>>18248297
i hate the drumpf but biden is too weak to beat him
he'll literally forget his own name in the first debate and alzheimers his way down to loss

>> No.18248348

>>18248338
This post is priced in

>> No.18248352
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18248352

So. Um. Trump literally lied about oil right now. Why haven't oil prices and stocks fallen back down yet? Should of crashed when people found out he lied. I am worried for my shorts I took out on this stuff.

>> No.18248357

>>18248310
yes and no

>> No.18248359

>>18247908
>Trump is an idiot but he doesn't lie
Really? Trump doesn't lie?

>> No.18248360

>Democrats postpone presidential convention
What are the odds we actually see postponed elections in the states?

>> No.18248361

>>18248082
Algos trading toward the short term moving average derivatives thinking there is actual change in the market plus retards buying the green candle

>> No.18248363

>>18248209
>using margin

>> No.18248367

oh yes pls keep rising, we are currently at 2018 SPX levels
2020 + corona = 2018 :)

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>>18248338
>You got a pending call

>> No.18248370

>>18248352
There are people in this thread who deny the reality of Clown World. It's incredible.

>> No.18248379

>>18248331
>cherry picked fringe company
>literally the entire Canadian oil industry

>> No.18248382

>>18248360
If the Virus comes back in Autumn, it's doneski unless Trump and the Dems are seriously retarded and demand people to vote like its your American duty while dodging coofs

>> No.18248383

>>18248352
Trump lying is priced in and bullish

>> No.18248385

>>18248338
Incredibly based.

>> No.18248388

>>18248363
I'm not using margarine

>> No.18248391
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>>18248267
I dumped mine at $46

>> No.18248394

>>18248359
>democrats take trump literally but not seriously
>republicans take trump seriously but not literally
republican take on trump has tracked reality better for 5 years, are you waking up yet?

>> No.18248396

Guys, are tanker stocks about to get even more fucked

>> No.18248399
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18248399

Look at how manipulated spy is right now, perfect staircase up with no volume.

>> No.18248406

>>18248308
>next week is 12 million jobless
>market knows it will be bad so we pump to s&p 2600
>week after that is 24 million jobless
>but knows it will be bad so we pump up to 2&p 2800
>as long as you know something will be bad then stocks never go down
makes perfect sense

>> No.18248408

>>18248338
>Open SMG
>Shitpost about how Corona is a nothing burger and bears are cucks
>Next thread
>Shitpost about how Corona is going to cause economic collapse and bulls are cucks
>Dramatize every red and green candle

OH NO NO ____ BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18248410

>>18248019
Their population is low iq, the country is hot and barren and all they have going for them is oil plus being the center of sunni islam (which is also why they hate iran so much for challenging their islamic leadership). They can't ditch oil or islam, it doesn't matter what the royals think in private.

>> No.18248413

>>18248239
underrated

>> No.18248415

>hold puts
>get destroyed by a week long bull trap
>try to play some calls on dips
>iv crushed because just ever so slightly OTM (1-5$)
>anticipate yesterday's drop by buying puts a few days ago at their peak
>barely make 10%
>expect the market to start trending downwards after some TA on the SPY
>moon mission the next day, down another 20% on puts

I'll just stop then.

>> No.18248426

>>18248408
crustacean emotional terrorism

>> No.18248427

>>18248360
>don't contain virus
>election postponed indefinitely
>be president forever
Is he playing 8D chess again?

>> No.18248428

>>18248311
Let's be honest, the delusions are partly justified just because of how obscenely fucking rich they are and will be for decades off their oil. In fact that's why it surprised me when he started locking up all his extended family and making splashes all over. He didn't need to do any of it, he could have just sat on his ass and enjoyed his crazy wealth.

>> No.18248432

>>18248408
this, it's just gambling

just please everyone stfu and get off my board

>> No.18248434
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18248434

>tfw making so much money off the LK dip

>> No.18248437

>>18248316
lol why?

>> No.18248439

>>18248297
Fuck, I hope not. I'm still stuck here.

>> No.18248440

>>18248415
just take a loan and buy the dip faggot

>> No.18248445
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18248445

>have 1.7k bear shorts on Tesla with 8x leverage
>broker closes in 40 minutes
>Tesla keeps swinging
>Q1 tomorrow
Should I sell or get greedy?

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>>18248415
>He gave up? Doomp eet.

>> No.18248455

>>18248415
oy vey just buy more puts goy

>> No.18248459

>>18248124
>If a fucking twitter rumour can spike a commodity up 25%
That's only oil which is in a unique situation. btw even if they push price up, demand is still low as fuck. Boomers are just desperate.

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>>18248434
tfw making no money at all in this enviroment and being a retarded loser

>> No.18248463

>sold my FANG a few days ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18248467

>>18248415
Join the theta gang.

>> No.18248468

>>18248338
So based I wont even put my filthy ID on your post

>> No.18248475

>>18248445
when u are in profit, yes. never hold fucking leverage shit over the night with an unknown Q1 outcome

>> No.18248476

>>18247982
BIEI

>> No.18248479

>The zombie cat rocketing to a V shaped recovery

>> No.18248482

>>18248394
This post is bullish and priced in (this is now the new based and redpilled)

>> No.18248485

>>18248445
go big or go home bitch

>> No.18248491

>>18248338
based

>> No.18248493

>>18248445
Its not an insignificant part of my networth but I do believe Tesla will drop soon. Id hate if it rallies and kills my portfolio though.

>> No.18248501

>>18248181
all my low ball orders were filled except OIL.
FUCK. They're gonna take off without me aren't they?

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>>18248445
You must be one very wealthy man to do that without being in grave fear for your life. If you aren't, I have no sympathy for you. Hold those life savings and ride it in a do-or-die, make it big or go broke forever to become rich. If you are wealthy, take that fucking profit you insane bastard.

>> No.18248504

>>18248445
Sell 1200 of them, Keep the other 500

>> No.18248510

>>18248406
that's not how it works. the market already discounted the economic reality when it crashed 30%. it's like asking why the market is down 30% when the jobs numbers from the week prior were good.

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>>18248379
>all of Canada combined
>bigger than fringe

>> No.18248515

>>18248493
Umm sweaty Tesla can't drop it's literally run by Elon Musk who was The Inspiration For Iron Man

>> No.18248516

>>18248434
What phenotype is this

>> No.18248520

>>18247982
MDT

>> No.18248527

>>18248467
im considering it. i remember reading a bunch of shit about theta plays like 2 months ago.

>> No.18248530

I've missed on a 25k profit today. Had all the tight positions but closed them at the worst moment. I had 1:20 leveraged long contract for Oil...
How do I kys?

>> No.18248532
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18248532

>Priced in!
>and wallah!
>Bullish
>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BEARBROS
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18248534

>>18248434
>>18248516
normies fear the P1G man

>> No.18248542

>>18248510
Delusional bullfag cope
I hope you went all in

>> No.18248545

>>18248516
Boboid

>> No.18248546

>>18248527
Send link

>> No.18248554
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>>18248181
I tried to tell you.
At least some anons listened.

>> No.18248555
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18248555

Fifth coffee of the day lads

Feels good man

>> No.18248556

>>18248532
>enjoying yourself is reddit
imagine being this much of a miserable fuck
4chan has always been the white man's dionysean spirit run amok

>> No.18248558

>>18248502
I wish I was that wealthy, its a shitty certificate.

>> No.18248562

>>18248501
Be patient, oil will be 30 EOM. It may drop again if the talks never happen between MBS and Putin

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>>18248542
>I hope you went all in
not yet, but I'm ready if we go lower.

>> No.18248565

>>18248467
I don’t want to buy and I don’t want to sell naked calls tho

>> No.18248567

>>18248263
You might just get it.

>> No.18248572

>>18248445
why would tesla ever go up? nobody has bought cars this last quarter and their factories have been closed. i gues its jsut a matter of how overbought do you think it is right now. either way it should drop a bit after report comes out

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>>18248555
Checked and cofeepilled.

>> No.18248579

>>18248558
Oh look it dropped 2% already.

>> No.18248584

>>18248467
how do i invest in theta decay?

>> No.18248587

Assuming someone like Gates actually has a cure for coronavirus, how stupid is the logic that everyone knows about Moderna and articles keep coming out pumping it up, that it might not actually be "the one" and instead some dark horse of which the Gates Foundation has a direct stake in will actually make the "breakthrough"

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>>18248546
>Send link
Oh boy!

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18248596

>> No.18248600

>>18248565
Credit spreads

>> No.18248603

>Hopes of oil war ending are revealed to be lies
>people still keep buying oil
>as the first oil company bankruptcies become imminent
I really don't get it. Are investors literally living in another universe? Do they have their secretaries photoshop the news feeds they browse all day?

>> No.18248604

>>18248382
Fuck that would trigger the left lol there would be even more salt to mine than the election day if he stayed in office due to postponed elections

>> No.18248605

>oil is pumping
>/biz/ sees this and thinks "oh nice I should short"
>oil continues pumping
>hurr durr just have to hodl my dude
>continues pumping
>AAAAAAAAHHH FUCK THIS MARKET
maybe don't be such a retard next time bois.

>> No.18248606

What's is going to take to get some damn volume?
Is it just a matter of news headlines or are we really just going to continue like this?

>> No.18248607

>>18248510
>the market already discounted the economic reality
this is blatantly false as the numbers exceeded even the most pessimistic estimates. you are literally spewing a meme and basing your trades on it and you are going to get burned for it. you should count yourself lucky and get out now.

>> No.18248609

>>18248584
Write options

>> No.18248611

>>18248239
LMAO

>> No.18248613

Are uso calls retarded?

>> No.18248617
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18248617

When will it fall again?

>> No.18248619
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18248619

time to go all in on waking up early and lawnmowers lads

>> No.18248620

>>18248572
Look at oil right now and tell me what you think. Clown market.

>> No.18248622

>>18248257
wait
hol up
you be sayin
that
Trump
LIED??

>> No.18248623

tomorrow is buy day
you will never see prices as low as tomorrow again

>> No.18248624

>>18248555
>>18248574
These niggas drinking beans

>> No.18248627

Hehehe BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18248629

>>18248584
Credit spreads and covered calls/puts

>> No.18248632

>>18248019
Didn't he say what the chinese were doing against the uighur muslims was ok or some shit? The saudi government is also responsible for demolishing plenty of centuries old houses their literal prophet mohammed built near the mekka just to build a Hillary hotel lmao, they literally dont give a shit about their religion

>> No.18248640

Bull all week riding on the lack of panic. Made everything back from yesterday's loss and then some. The uptrend is too strong compared to yesterday's slide. Even the technicals show that the algos will take us down now more than -3 +2,5 until the oil thing is solved.

>> No.18248641

>>18248142
I work in an OR and everything we use is Stryker. From the endoscopy equipment and beds to the suction machines and ortho implants.

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>>18248382
virus is bullish for republican wins

>> No.18248643

>>18248622
no
putin is saying it

>> No.18248645

>>18248605
Haven't touched oil myself because it will go to zero most likely, but nobody can know that Trump pulls out the illegal trap card - JUST LIE FOR THE SAKE OF THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.18248651

>>18248603
>as the first oil company bankruptcies become imminent
that is bullish for oil

>> No.18248658

>>18248605
>pumps on a rumour that is proven false 30 minutes later
>doesn't dump back down
Yeah, I should have known that this completely illogical thing would happen.

>> No.18248661

>>18248619
Based and MNSTpilled.

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>>18248554
if only i had listened to the anime fetish poster on biz. I would have been rich!

>> No.18248667
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>>18248624

>> No.18248670

>>18248603
"markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent"

>> No.18248671

>>18248607
i dont trade. see >>18248564
also i dont sling nickels like you retard plebs trading with your allowance money

>> No.18248682

>>18247979
Nobody left wants to sell because they're all in passive index funds. The 2008 crash recovered to all time highs in just five years so that is what everyone expects to happen. Imagine a retired 63 year old who just lost 25%. They won't sell unless their homes are at risk, though in the long-term they are all planning to sell continuously to fund their living expenses. I thin there will be a second housing bubble crash where sooner boomers will be forced to sell to keep their investment properties, but I don't think there are really that many owning multiple homes.
But what do we expect to happen when the boomers slowly sell off everything they have in the next two decades and the younger generation only has a fraction of the money needed to buy in? The market might never go up, boy until every last boomer is dead

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18248684

How do I make sure Jewhood exercises this option? I want 10 $9 shares of T-Mobile
Or is it just wrong

>> No.18248685

>>18248632
m8 have you ever seen or been to saudi arabia? they have filipino and paki slaves, but call them workers because they cost $100 a month to rent

>> No.18248687

>>18248613
I sold mine when Trump tweeted and hope to buy back in tomorrow

>> No.18248692

>>18248623
NO, we're not even anywhere near peak death rate yet.

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DROP FOR FUCKSAKE. none of this makes any sense

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>>18248554
makin bacon

>> No.18248699
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>>18248663
there is always next time, just wait for a plague and an oil price war to happen simultaneously again

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>>18248609
>>18248629
thanks

>> No.18248703
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18248703

uhh guys? whats the play today

>> No.18248706

WSJ published this an hour ago, no mention of the deal being a lie. Various western news orgs are trying to keep oil high?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/oil-leaps-on-hopes-for-u-s-action-end-to-saudi-russia-spat-11585821756

>> No.18248709

>>18248620
oil makes sense becasue its at an all time low and people are FOMOing into buying now just in case something happens soon that makes it moon. you cant lose buying oil right now, it doesnt have anywhere lower to go

>> No.18248721

>>18248658
>>18248651
>>18248645
>>18248605
Didn't rhe Saudis say they are gonna hold an OPEC+ meeting? So a deal may be in the works?

>> No.18248722

>>18248332
I dont get it. Why are you balls giant? You have a large cash position but no noney invested. Idk if im reading that screensbot right tho.

>> No.18248723

>>18248692
bullshit
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM
by the end of next week just about every single country will be firmly on the downtrend

>> No.18248724

>>18248692
so?
the cause of the stock downfall is economic freeze, not coronavirus itself
even 5k deaths a day is utterly nothing compared to forcefully shutting down the entire country

>> No.18248726

>>18248703
Short oil. short. it. and wait.

>> No.18248729

>>18248706
Welcome to fake media

>> No.18248735

>>18248694
it'll only go up from here bobo

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18248737

>ONTX .28
final warning to not miss out on a legit 10bagger

>> No.18248742

>>18248459
>When you realise you could use the collective autism of this place to bump any fucking stock you so desire just but getting a fucking hashtag trending.
>Twitter was a mistake

>> No.18248744
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18248744

kek

>> No.18248747

>>18248692
>NO, we're not even anywhere near peak death rate yet.
That doesn't really matter. we know about 100k to 200k will die and we have everything under control.

If you wait for guarantees you'll miss the rocket launch to the moon.

>> No.18248751

>>18248703
cash gang

>> No.18248754

>>18248617
oh sweaty dont you know? its priced in by jerome
its never going back down stocks only go up :)

>> No.18248760

>>18248737
what do you know

>> No.18248765

>>18248703
I stuck my dick in a toaster.
It's sore now.

>> No.18248769

>>18248658
Seriously!? It pumped on fake news but didn't dump. Is this gonna be another one of those slow bleeds where fake news pumps it and reality sets in but doesn't dump it anywhere near as hard?

>> No.18248771

>>18248723
Anon those are cases not deaths, cases are very different because there are plenty that haven't been diagnosed. Deaths are more accurate and they show this carrying on for quite some time.

>> No.18248773

>>18248698
$25 a barrel over just a rumor of the price war ending, imagine how green your portfolio will look if they declare it completely over.

>> No.18248774

>>18248744
>sometimes we just have to smile for photos, even if the pain inside is actually very deep

>> No.18248784
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>>18248706
They made a mistake. Also on top of that, they want oil to go up because it hurts the consumer. They also hope talks go well with oil companies and Trump caves in. Outside of this market world, the average normie HATES oil companies, oil going up, etc. This war has been great news to average joe. If talks go well and Trump caves, he could very well lose the election if oil recovers because all normies will hate him for raising oil prices. It is in the media's best interest to hope things go smooth and push that narrative instead of shouting Trump is a liar because the net negative impact would be higher on Trump if things "work out."

>> No.18248786

>Republican house leader McCarthy opposed to phase 4 stimulus.....
SELL SELL SELL

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>>18248744
bullish for TSX

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18248790

thoughts on my TA on the dow?

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18248794

>bought a 2.50 put on NIO on Monday
COME ON, BABY! DIP THAT LITTLE BIT FURTHER! I WANT MY BRUCE WAYNE BILLIONS

>> No.18248798

Why is oil going up again

>> No.18248799
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18248799

How do any of you deal with holding any positions right now?
This shit is nervewrecking. Its literally reality vs clown world in all major sectors and we have no idea how it will play out/what Trump tweets next

>> No.18248803

>>18248729
literally the only places ive seen claims that it was a lie were tweets from nobodies. not saying i know whether it was true or not

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>>18248699
so this upcoming fall then. I'll mark my calendar.

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18248813

finna bouta max these then disappear

>> No.18248817

>>18248737
kek, i have $50 on it from a week ago lets see what happens. i dont anticipate anything from it until fall or winter though. im sure all their summer trials and presentation deadlines got pushed back from coronavirus

>> No.18248824

>>18248799
i unironically miss the 1-3 day swings of 5-8% gains and losses.

>> No.18248826

How the fuck is the market up? This doesn't make any fucking sense.

>> No.18248827

this guy on CNBC right now sounds like a pretty smart bro

>> No.18248828

>roughly 10 milion newly unemployed americans
>trump tweets about a hypothetical scenario, that's not confirmed, used the phrase EXPECT and HOPE. giving him plausible deniability when shit hits the fan.
>STOCK MARKET GOES UP
can someone explain this with anything other than a FED pump?

>> No.18248832

>>18248773
You know this shit is so upside down and clownpilled that it would probably tank

>> No.18248833

>>18248808
Yeah nah, crude will be $35-40 by then.

>> No.18248835

>>18248754
are riots priced in?
https://youtu.be/NsNWbfatRwg

>> No.18248836

>>18248605
>>hurr durr just have to hodl my dude

>take my trade at a place of value
>set my 1:1 risk:reward odds
>it doesn't go my way and pops my stop loss
>"oh well, on to the next one"

it's not that hard.

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18248837

>>18248703
hold the cheapies you bought yesterday

>> No.18248838

stop trying to time the market
just buy now, leave your investments for 5 years and you'll gain a lot
if you ever use options you're a retard who's literally gambling and not investing

>> No.18248839

Luckin coffee down to 7 due to fraud claim!

>> No.18248843

>>18248399
Everyone is watching what oil does. Trump needed to pump because if today was a down day, I'd be the start of Wave C which would take the S&P to 1400, possibly to 700. Chief Whitehouse CMT is earning his paycheck.

>> No.18248844

VIX is plummeting. I guess this really is going to be V recovery after all

>> No.18248845

>>18248826
Alleged Russia Saudi truce

>> No.18248849
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>>18248408

>> No.18248852

>>18248784
>it hurts the consumer.
You mean it hurts big oil companies and investors.

>> No.18248857

>>18248706
Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said in a text message that:

Russian President Vladimir Putin has not spoken to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman and hasn’t agreed to cut oil production to boost prices,

“No. There was no conversation,” Peskov said when asked about tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump saying that Russian, Saudi leaders had agreed to cut oil output to boost prices.

Nothing else to add. There is no fucking deal.

>> No.18248861

>>18248799
I never sell and I only buy high quality dividend stocks in consumer staple companies. Equity value of the portfolio at any given time is pretty irrelevant to me, I care more about cash flow from dividends and selling covered options.

>> No.18248867

>>18248799
I just cashed out for now desu. I'm planning on just doing shortterm trades but only if the FTSE and Nikkei crashed or rallied the day before.

Market is literally pure rng right now.

>> No.18248868

>>18248828
https://youtu.be/aTCP1IIWcew

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>>18248852
Which therefore hurts the consumer

>> No.18248879

>>18248773
With no direct rejection from the Saudis then it will stay pumped. The are the ones oversaturating the market, nobody cares about Putin this is a Saudi problem. Now I understand you questioning how it's possible pumping oil pumps stocks but oil dumping doesn't dump them, but that Jerome stuff.

>> No.18248880

>>18248803
Russian and OPEC both debunked the tweet. Google it

>> No.18248881

>>18248721
Do you know how long a fucking OPEC+ deals take? Not even close to done at all

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>>18248737
always trust a frog tip

>> No.18248887

Is it worth stocking up on oil puts since Russia's denying Trump's claim? The market has to realize right?

>> No.18248892

>>18248839
Slowpoke bro, you could have doubled your money if you bought the dip at 4.

>> No.18248896

>>18248843
>s&p to 1400, possibly 700
bro it's a plague not a nuke war lol

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anyone still holding boeing?

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>>18248799
1. buy the dip
2. sell half on the rally and stack the rest
3. repeat step 1

>> No.18248906

>>18248828
Stop looking at daily if market was going up we would already be at 3000

>> No.18248907

>>18248887
a deal has to come at SOME point

>> No.18248910

>>18248887
Welcome to the clown market

>> No.18248918

>>18248682
> I thin there will be a second housing bubble crash
this is pretty much what I think, i see it as:
we see one more huge drop in the market within the next few weeks where we actually hit a bottom, slow rise up until august/september, volatility during elections, lots of up and downs after trump wins elections due to faith in trump to bring back economy, but in general a trend heading down for a few years, since people can't afford things/won't want to buy things as much, housing bubble pops because housing overpriced af and people are poor

>> No.18248923

>>18248907
Yeah, after they've strangled American shale industry to death. You really think they're gonna turn off the pump before then?

>> No.18248925

>>18248869
Which actually means low prices for gas for anyone that doesnt care about investing in oil.

>> No.18248928
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18248928

What are the actual long plays if I don't give a shit about the virus and trying to cash in on cheap shit right now?

>> No.18248932

>>18248813
How do I into disappearing

>> No.18248939
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18248939

FANG 20p 4/17 how fucked am i

>> No.18248941

>>18248903
1. Buy the dip
2. Dip keeps dipping
3. Short the top
4. Trump declares that company a national treasure on one level with the movie Titanic
5. Shits fucked

>> No.18248944

>>18248887
In this fucking clown market who knows. I thought it was a good deal and now I'm down -2% in SCO. So who knows.

>> No.18248946

>>18248907
Could be months from now. And even if there is a deal

>Airlines bogged
>International shipping bogged
>Road transit bogged

>> No.18248949

Why the FUCK are you not buying American Express calls right now? They will definitely fair better than regular banks as they cater to premium customers not some poor dirtbag at risk of defaulting on his payments.

>> No.18248955

>>18248835
already priced in
seeth bobro 8)

>> No.18248958

It's insane. SP is up 2% and Tesla tanked 2% before Q1

>> No.18248960

>>18248928
Probably oil tomorrow.
Entertainment and casinos too in a bit

>> No.18248966

>>18248949

rich people aren't buying

>> No.18248967

>>18247976
I have 50 shares easy 5X in 10 weeks

>> No.18248968
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>>18248887
>The market has to realize right?
Y-Yeah

>> No.18248970

>>18248949
i would've if you weren't a brainlet L2engrish

>> No.18248976

>>18248900
At this point i pretty much have to wait for it to recover. Even if it takes 3 years, I'm not taking these losses

>> No.18248979

>>18248944
IT IS A NO DEAL. Every single counter party denied it already.

>> No.18248985
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>>18248852
Cheaper oil makes other businesses dependent on using oil to run and for normies with actual bills and gas costs to thrive. Average joe is ecstatic over oil prices and companies dying. When oil prices go up, it hurts both consumers paying for oil through gas and bills and hurts the consumer by adding additional cost to businesses which are passed onto the consumer. If oil rises, prices and costs rise to average joe and they will forever hate Trump for it. That is my point. We live in a different world where if they fall more we and big oil is happy as we get more profit through the inevitable rise and smaller companies dying, and we are also happy if prices go up and we invests in it and we make money + big oil recovers.

Pandering to oil is directly against the interest of the average voter, increasing supply is always in interest to them instead. Trump is in a catch-22 where on one hand he hopes the market can recover from pandering to oil which nets votes, but on the other if he panders he will definitively lose the election and look like a rich businessman out to make profits for his friends rather than help average joe.

>> No.18248989

>>18248352
>So. Um. Trump literally lied about oil right now. Why haven't oil prices and stocks fallen back down yet
He didn't lie. He's publicly shifting blame to SA. It lays the groundwork for retaliation, if it is eventually needed. Basically it's a threat and the market has properly priced in SA government being "overthrown" by "US-backed" "democratic" "freedom fighters"

>> No.18248993

>>18248836
well congrats retard I wasn't talking about the people on here who actually manage risk. Scroll up and you'll see lots of people complaining

>> No.18248994

>>18248949
Actually, thanks for reminding me

>> No.18248995

>>18248960
why tomorrow? is a correction coming or will it just keep rising like the DOW has even though all relevant numbers say it should be going down?

>> No.18248996

>>18248949
That's not true I have an American Express and I'm poorish.

>> No.18249009

So my x15 inverse leverage certs are +-0% atm, should i just sell them or close the computer and come back tomorrow hoping for the best?

>> No.18249014

>>18248939
super fucked

>> No.18249020

Bros will we see oil and oil related industries go back down when people realize that the deal isn't going to happen at least not yet? I'm scarred because i liquidated my oil portfolio for profit and don't want to be chasing it again because i intended to go long.

>> No.18249021

>>18248955
Prices going up are already priced in.

Stocks will not go up a penny or down a penny. Stagnate until the collapse of the usa.

>> No.18249026

>>18248996
If they let you get an Amex then think of all the retards the regular banks are giving credit cards on.

>> No.18249028

>>18249009
>imagine closing the computer with x15 certs
Another trump tweet could liquidate your ass lmao

>> No.18249035

>>18248202
>>18248245
>>18248257
buy the rumor sell the news
hope you fags don't kill your RH accounts with your 3rd grade level understanding of trades

>> No.18249037

>>18248985
>Pandering to oil is directly against the interest of the average voter

Did you miss the part where oil became a giant domestic industry accounting for 5.6% of total employment?

>> No.18249039

>>18248995
Trump has a meeting with US oil and shale firms. Depending on what happens in the meeting US shale most likely will be BTFO by Exxon and Chevron who want companies like OXY to go under by denying a tariff against saudi oil.

>> No.18249047

>>18248896
Wave A was 1200 points. Wave C is almost always as large as Wave A and often as large as the 1.618 fib point.

>> No.18249052

>>18248892
Oh youre right. Sleeping in today has fucked me over.

>> No.18249053

What if I told you this oil news was already priced in and that after this bump oil will continue to decline?

>> No.18249060

>>18249026
Oh god then we're all fucked.

>> No.18249074

>>18249020
wait for the dip, after the rumor today a lot of people bought, it will dip again until news of a deal

>> No.18249086

Make a new thread idiots

>> No.18249088

>>18249009
how the fuck did you get x15 certs?

>> No.18249094
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18249094

Wtf...

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>BGFV investors

>> No.18249104

>>18249094
sorry bro i bought the top and bogged us all

>> No.18249105

>>18249028
I know. But it's just couple hundred dollars 4 teh lulz so no biggie if it goes tits up.

Ofc it would be better if i could make some money but this is my rollercoaster-stash.

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>>18248995
This is an action --> reaction market pattern.
All the things that went green today will get hammered tomorrow, and the opposite will be true for the sectors taking a haircut today. Watch and see if it doesn't (mostly) play out like this tomorrow.

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>>18248989
He will lose the election if he does that as well. Nobody wants involvement in the middle east or cares about oil war ending. That proves he is in the war racket same as other presidents and alienates all of his base. If he does that then he is smart for getting what he wants, but an absolute fucking moron who will be forever shunned by the america. Nobody. Wants. It. To. End. Only big names do.

>>18249037
Wow, you secured 5% of the vote by pissing off the other 95%. So smart. Do you really think that statistic matters when everyone is becoming unemployed right now regardless of sector? The problem is a lot more comprehensive than oil.

>> No.18249111

>>18249074
Do you think that the dip will be small or larger? for example I sold all of my HAL position at 7.45 when I got it a 6.25?

>> No.18249113

>>18249053
nah its going up cause Trump will fix it

MAGA

>> No.18249117

>>18248985
Tldr you are just heavily invested in. Reality most people like cheap gas.

>> No.18249122

>>18249094
Literally all low share price biotechs are pump and dumps

>> No.18249130

>>18249088
Europe has some funny certs. Up to x20 i believe.

>> No.18249137

>>18249035
>Literally caught lying just some minutes after
>DUDE RUMOURS LEGIT
Wow it's like Trump is desperate to keep the market afloat since he'd choose to lie for the first time in his life.

>> No.18249138

>>18249086
We're only on page 4.

>> No.18249139

>>18249094
>buying bioshit stock

Just go to Vegas lol

>> No.18249142

>>18248985
You know what else voters don't like? The entire domestic shale industry collapsing with no survivors

>> No.18249148

>>18249117
This, thanks for the tldr so brainlets can understand why the media is alright pushing prices going up due to Trump.

>> No.18249161

>>18249142
>The entire domestic shale industry collapsing with no survivors
Now thats something I'll vote for Trump

>> No.18249170

>>18249107
>>18249039
so both the shale and oil stocks are going down tomorrow?

>> No.18249172

>>18248995
I'm only speculating they'll trend down after today's Trump Pump

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I NEED NIO TO CRASH MORE

>> No.18249187

>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new
>>18249182
new

>> No.18249194

>>18249117
people like cheap gas, but it's usually a sign that our economy is weak. while people like it, it usually is bad news.

>> No.18249200

>>18248513
Idk why but that made me laugh

>> No.18249203

>>18248844
im losing money on this vix drop fuck thsi shit

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>>18248790
Use the extremes. That 212 line is questionable even if you move it, but you could use it as a bullish/bearish guide. For the upper 2 lines, I would probably only have the upper one. The lines around 210 are not clear, pick the one that fits your trading.

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>that LK crash

Wow. Glad I sold at $30. The anons who bought at $4 must be pleased though. Cheapies indeed.

>> No.18249234

>>18248882
it was up to like $.65 over summer

>> No.18249241

>>18249137
>Literally caught lying just some minutes after
Does CNN have Putin on speed dial?

>> No.18249262

>>18249241
Not needed, when Putin's Office themselves decide to call the rumour pure shit.
>inb4 no it's Putin who's lying!

>> No.18249319

>>18248989
He already said hes not going back to ME. There is no support. You schizos are so retarded

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>>18249094
im really hoping this was a temporary drop from the gold rush speculators cashing out their overnight gains. the underlying news is still very bullish

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/edited-transcript-athx-earnings-conference-151016325.html

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>>18249108
>>18249319
>He already said hes not going back to ME
Educate yourself fucking retards

>> No.18249507

>>18249009
I got some of those on the dow jones, got fucked today.

>> No.18249529

>>18249209
Actually the 212 line looks ok if you go back to the day before's prices, but it's already chopped around it and lost a lot of its relevance.

>> No.18249564

>>18249357
its because of the short sellers article on seekingalpha

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4335664-dont-believe-athersys-hype-in-ards

Trading also halted temporarily. But this just gives a good oppty to load up on some more stock if you are bullish - yes it’s high risk but I do see the trial reading out later this year and think previous data isnt as bad as the article suggests. In fact we highly suspect China was very successful with this treatment.

>> No.18249686

My pension is invested mostly my in equities. Obviously taken a massive hit but I'm 30 so don't care.

Should I switch all into higher risk and increase contributions. Buy that dip.