/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18245323]

Crashed edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>>18244594

[Anonymous No.18245335]

CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN

[Anonymous No.18245337]

5 minutes to go im scared frens

[Anonymous No.18245341]

[Anonymous No.18245343]

>>18245323
10 million unemployment next week?

[Anonymous No.18245344]

5000 points up today

[Anonymous No.18245345]

guys tell me aapl wont go under 235 tomorrw

[Anonymous No.18245346]

>>18245323
* clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *

[Anonymous No.18245347]

i hate this market but i need se money

[Anonymous No.18245354]

will be up 15% on my RDS might sell at open and rebuy once the saudi's give trump the middle finger and pump more

[Anonymous No.18245357]

BOBOS TODAY IS THE DAY. My puts are expiring tomorrow let’s fucking FREEFALL

[Anonymous No.18245359]

>>18245335
spy would have to shed like 15 points for that to happen, doubt we're going that low

[Anonymous No.18245362]

Is 3k enough for shorting? Im neet with no income and I only have like 5k in cash

Should I risk more?

[Anonymous No.18245364]

probably only -2% today

good day for bulls

[Anonymous No.18245366]

god i hate BA

[Anonymous No.18245368]

all in on
>oil bull x3
or
>sp500 bear x3?

[Anonymous No.18245370]

I'm only happy when things get worse now

[Anonymous No.18245374]

How the fuck was the jobless claim not priced in? We unironically knew it'd be over 6m.

[Anonymous No.18245375]

The weak should fear the brrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18245378]

>>18245346
based

[Anonymous No.18245379]

>>18245345
Are you the guy who was bragging about selling puts to bobos?

[Anonymous No.18245381]

>tfw you buy LK

[Anonymous No.18245383]

>>18245346
No please
I want off the ride

[Anonymous No.18245384]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

[Anonymous No.18245385]

>>18245323
Pls save us Jerome and Trump

[Anonymous No.18245386]

I wonder what other chinese statistic could possibly be fabricated

[Anonymous No.18245387]

Imagine losing that much money in literally 3 minutes.
This is literally suicide material

[Anonymous No.18245389]

Priced in

[Anonymous No.18245390]

ha ha back to work wagie

[Anonymous No.18245395]

>>18245346
based clackposter

[Anonymous No.18245396]

>>18245374
Consensus was 4Mil

[Anonymous No.18245397]

>>18245346
based clack poster

[Anonymous No.18245399]

>>18245385
Yes, please let the market do what it should and let us younger folks get some cheapies for once.

[Anonymous No.18245400]

>>18245374
It is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18245401]

Buy Lucking Coffee laowai

[Anonymous No.18245402]

>>18245323
WITNESS ME

[Anonymous No.18245409]

SHES DOING IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18245411]

Just keep buying.

[Anonymous No.18245414]

>>18245387
What the fuck, this is more degenerate and uninformed than russians betting on live ping-pong.

[Anonymous No.18245417]

>>18245354
I'm wondering if big oil wont do a drone strike on mbs.

[Anonymous No.18245418]

>>18245346
AHHHHHHHHH noooooooooo.

[Anonymous No.18245419]

>>18245387
>rakingmoney

[Anonymous No.18245420]

>>18245346
CLACKBRO! love ya man, good morning!

[Anonymous No.18245421]

>>18245387
anybody backing a chinese company should get fucked

[Anonymous No.18245422]

>>18245387

HOLEE FUCK

Invested in LIES

[Anonymous No.18245423]

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/s11Lynql/
BRACE FOR IMPACT

[Anonymous No.18245424]

>>18245387
250 shares at ~27 is 6750. embarrassing and stupid but unfortunately probably not boomer suicide material
>>18245390
why does that dude look like an 80s movie villain?

[Anonymous No.18245426]

>>18245374

10 million is unironically bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18245428]

>>18245346
>all that clackposting is actually paying off

absolutely based. a true visionary entrepeneur of our time.

[Anonymous No.18245427]

>>18245387
>about a $6000 investment dropping to $70

this is shitcoin level financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18245429]

>>18245396
'Consensus' is bait numbers they put out for plebs

[Anonymous No.18245431]

>>18245374

The market is looking at something else in the future, earnings. Not your Fox Business headline of the morning.

[Anonymous No.18245433]

>“Minorities are being disproportionately affected in the displacement,” Novoselsky said. “So a lot of the positive wage differential that we’d seen shrinking over the past 10 years both from females and African Americans, we’re going to see some of it going away.”
god coronachan is based

[Anonymous No.18245434]

Weren't they only expecting 3.3 mil?

[Anonymous No.18245437]

>>18245411
Went all in on Friday
Don’t regret it. We’re at the bottom now

[Anonymous No.18245438]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

[Anonymous No.18245441]

>>18245390
I hope that faggots heart explodes again.

[Anonymous No.18245444]

DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.18245445]

LET'S DANCE BOYS

[Anonymous No.18245446]

>>18245424
he's just a WASP wall street bro

dindu nuffin

[Anonymous No.18245447]

xth for rickdplumr1

[Anonymous No.18245448]

>>18245422
>>18245424
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha holy fuck i was looking at an old chart

[Anonymous No.18245449]

SOMEONE PLUG ME WITH NEW COMMENTS FROM BOOMERS ABOUT LK

[Anonymous No.18245450]

JEROME THE MARKET IS OPEN AND ITS RED!!!

WHERE ARE YOU???

ITS 9:30AM ARE YOU AWAKE YET???

JEROME PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.18245452]

This market is such a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.18245453]

>>18245387
can I get the story behind this

[Anonymous No.18245454]

WHAT THE FUCK


AHHH UHH

[Anonymous No.18245455]

>>18245424
Some retard had 10k shares. This is a lot like peak shitcoin season in 2018

[Anonymous No.18245456]

Who else is holding DFFN stock?

[Anonymous No.18245457]

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18245458]

>>18245362
That's plenty if you have only $5k to play with. There's still a lot of volatility, don't put yourself in the position of losing all your money in case something unexpected happens.

[Anonymous No.18245459]

>>18245422
>buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18245460]

When almost everybody is losing billions/trillions in a stock market crash how can anybody still be buying? shouldn't they yknow, be going fucking BANKRUPT?

[Anonymous No.18245463]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMXgfmtkfc8&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.18245466]

>>18245434
Apparently it was not priced in, although I don't know how since every website was saying it was only a window into how bad it was. This market is completely irrational. Apparently, 3.3 million was priced in but double that a week later is not.

[Anonymous No.18245468]

*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*

[Anonymous No.18245473]

>>18245460
hint: no one is buying

[Anonymous No.18245476]

>>18245424
>>18245427
Stocktwits people are mentally ill people who already have 1500 shares when they announce to buy another 200

>>18245453
Just heard about this 5 minutes ago but apparently a Chinese SBUX rip off cooked their books and now they get sued.

[Anonymous No.18245478]

I'm getting fucked on my CEMI holdings. Fug me.

[Anonymous No.18245481]

>>18245433

>Non-essential

[Anonymous No.18245482]

>>18245343
Easily, Trump nor the states have hardly done anything. You're gonna need Europe styled lockdowns to decrease the spreading rate of the virus. And you know what lockdowns do to your unemployment rates...? It's a chose between death rates and the economy.

[Anonymous No.18245486]

Boys, what are some good cheap stocks now?
Boeing?

Also, redpill me about Bonds. Why do people buy Bonds or Bond ETFs? I dont understand this.

[Anonymous No.18245485]

6mil unemployed was clearly already priced in you retarded bearish zoomers

[Anonymous No.18245487]

>>18245433
THEY ATILL CANT ATIO TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. ITS A FUCKING NATIONAL CRISIS AND THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.18245488]

>>18245460
Fed do not go broke

[Anonymous No.18245489]

JEROMEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.18245493]

Guh

This is...

[Anonymous No.18245494]

Looks like a green day

[Anonymous No.18245496]

>>18245481
>>18245433

[Anonymous No.18245497]

>>18245362
no, don't risk more. skip options and snag some SPDN, PSQ, DOG. Allegedly too nutty atm for options noobs. if a day looks particularly bad, grab some of the 3x leverage ones. DXD, QID, SSO are probalby better since you can't day trade. leave some of your 3k thats positioned bearish in cash, you can catch some big dips in these inverse ETFs if you have it.

[Anonymous No.18245500]

>>18245482

The happy medium is a quarantine but not a full lockdown. You don't want to shoot your economy in the chest just for this thing to return again next winter. This is just nature dude, we're so removed from it now that we forget that this is part of life.

[Anonymous No.18245502]

>>18245493
lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.18245503]

>>18245493
Im still lafin
This is just too retarded

[Anonymous No.18245509]

i knew why i go long - FED is never disappointing me.

[Anonymous No.18245511]

>Jerome pumped it out of the gate
Bold

[Anonymous No.18245512]

CRISIS OVER!

BUY THIS DIP OR BE LEFT BEHIND

[Anonymous No.18245514]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PUMP IT UP JEROME
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

[Anonymous No.18245515]

CRAB CRAB CRAB

[Anonymous No.18245516]

>got shaken out at PM low
FUCKKKKKKKKKE EVERY TIME

[Anonymous No.18245517]

>>18245486
maybe you shouldn't invest money in things you don't understand
if by "investing" you mean degenerate gambling then who gives a shit just put it on whatever and hope line go green instead of line go red

[Anonymous No.18245519]

>>18245433
Even if it's nothingburger or a hoax created to control us more, I can't deny that it's been very comfy.

[Anonymous No.18245520]

YES JEROME PUMP IT UNF UNF PUMP IT FUCK YEAH

[Anonymous No.18245521]

RED LINE TURNING GREEN

[Anonymous No.18245523]

It's going to be a boring day by the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.18245526]

>pumping it 1% in 5 minutes
fucking hate you

[Anonymous No.18245528]

I just love the 'free' market

[Anonymous No.18245529]

>>18245493
Oh lol

[Anonymous No.18245530]

Jesus fucking christ this pump, they have no shame do they

[Anonymous No.18245531]

CMON SAUDI's give me some fucking FUD i'm sitting on $15000 in cash I wanna buy some cheap oil stocks

[Anonymous No.18245532]

>>18245486
Yoi biy bonds because it is a different asset class than stocks. The idea is they behave differently so holding them reduces your overall volatility at the cost of overall returns. High IQ investors hold a good chunk of long term treasuries (EDV, TLT, TMF)

[Anonymous No.18245537]

>>18245526
>>18245528
stupid bears haha

[Anonymous No.18245542]

someone post the jerome graph

[Anonymous No.18245543]

>6.6 gorillion unemployed
>green

priced in

[Anonymous No.18245545]

>>18245323
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO C-

[Anonymous No.18245547]

>>18245346
BASED AND CLACKPILLED

[Anonymous No.18245550]

Fed just erased 5k of my profit :/

[Anonymous No.18245551]

>>18245323
anyone else grabbing ATHX and SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.18245552]

when is car sale report ?

[Anonymous No.18245553]

Why UP AND DOWN
IT SHOULD BE GOING DOWN ARGHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18245557]

Volume is tiny.

[Anonymous No.18245558]

Buy the dip, laowai

[Anonymouse No.18245559]

>>18245521
Free masons Jewish fraternity they lie for a living

[Anonymous No.18245560]

>>18245543
Next: 10 million unemployed, 5000 people die every day
>dow pumps another 5%

[Anonymous No.18245562]

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY ZM PUTS FINALLY PRINTING HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.18245563]

>>18245493
>x1000
these people reside on this board
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18245566]

I hope you didn't think to forget about lil ol' me
The moos and the growls are for tomorrow. TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE SNIB SNAB

[Anonymous No.18245569]

>>18245543
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18245570]

Markets wtf are you doing? You're drunk!

[Anonymous No.18245571]

>>18245552
Already came, 14m

[Anonymous No.18245572]

>>18245530
Because of these retarded institutions buying whenever we have a -5% day and selling a few days later, and the fed putting as much money into this garbage market as possible, we are gonna see a slow crab walk down to DOW 15k and an even slower recovery.

I'm still playing SQQQ but I'll be making less profit by the time this is all done.

[Anonymous No.18245574]

Accumulate REFR cheapies

[Anonymous No.18245576]

>short something
it goes up
>buy puts
it goes up
>long something
it goes down
>buy calls
it goes down

should I DCA index funds?

[Anonymous No.18245582]

The infinite wisdom of the Market has everything priced in.
Every single molecule in every universe is all part of the plan.
Trust the Market.
Amen.

[Anonymous No.18245584]

Wendy's just announced that they're going to start serving crab, time to buy.

[Anonymous No.18245586]

>>18245537
GET FUCKED ALGOS. WE'RE DROPPING YOU FUCKING BOTS.

[Anonymous No.18245587]

>DWHY IS DAY TO DAY MOVEMENT IRRATIONAL

Every fucking day

[Anonymous No.18245588]

>>18245576
You should come up with an objective strategy instead of trading with emotions

[Anonymous No.18245589]

>>18245576
you should report them to the IRS

[Anonymous No.18245591]

>imagine missing the second bottom bear trap

[Anonymous No.18245593]

>My short AND my hedges nosedive
So fucking bogged

[Anonymous No.18245595]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH PRINTING PRESS

[Anonymous No.18245596]

>U.S. Initial Jobless Claims Leap to Record 6.65 Million
>Record

New record, definitely bullish

[Anonymous No.18245597]

>>18245374
the credit default was not priced in. everyone thought the congress stimulus and unemployment would save us but now its a shitshow because people arent getting their Trumpbux for at least another 3-6 weeks. lmao creditors are literally going to have to go 2 months without collecting payments which means they are overextended to the max

[Anonymous No.18245598]

>>18245582
this post was priced in

[Anonymous No.18245601]

>>18245595
I AM NOT OKAY

[Anonymous No.18245602]

C R A B

[Anonymous No.18245604]

>>18245323
Why are the markets up?

[Anonymous No.18245605]

>>18245576
Just do the opposite of what you were doing before lmao

[Anonymous No.18245608]

Damn I'm getting fucked on my bear certificate, had 30% gain 10min ago, I hate this.

[Anonymous No.18245614]

>>18245576
Just tell us what you trade anon so we can bet against you

[Anonymous No.18245616]

>>18245422
Wtf happened here

[Anonymous No.18245615]

>>18245423
you know you're the only one who can see that right

[Anonymous No.18245618]

>>18245604
Its crabbin

[Anonymous No.18245621]

>>18245390

>fair value: green
>trust us go back to work!
>rest of world: fuck you
>change: red

[Anonymous No.18245622]

>>18245604
they just announced 6.6 million unemployed

[Anonymous No.18245623]

YAAAY I'm a big boy now!

[Anonymous No.18245625]

>>18245604
60 million unemployed is priced in

[Anonymous No.18245626]

>>18245605
Then the opposite will happen

[Anonymous No.18245627]

I am financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18245628]

>7 mil unemployed
>IVR, a mortgage company, up 7%

[Anonymous No.18245630]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.18245631]

>entire watch list <2% in both directions
I can’t believe I woke up for this crab shit

[Anonymous No.18245634]

>>18245608
tell me about it, those things fucking raped me with a big black schlong these past two weeks, better just fucking stick to etfs

[Anonymous No.18245639]

>jobless claims above 6 million
Very bullish.

[Anonymous No.18245640]

>>18245627
How

[Anonymous No.18245642]

Going red again...

[Anonymous No.18245644]

>>18245409
better grab some moer before it pumps

[Anonymous No.18245646]

>>18245622
Wow, can you believe there are more people unemployed than Jews who died in the holocaust?

[Anonymous No.18245647]

>>18245616
Based chinks dabbing on American investors again. Some things never change even after 2008

[Anonymous No.18245648]

is buttsex priced in

[Anonymous No.18245650]

>>18245604
We expected 3 million but we got 6. Which means less people working and more people having time to buy stocks. In anticipation of this stocks go up.
Easy

[Anonymous No.18245651]

Literally anything happens, no matter how out of the blue or surprising:
PRICED
IN

[Anonymous No.18245652]

>6.6 million unemployed
>higher than even the bearest predictions
>market opens in the green
why does this happen? I never understand why the market moves up on badnews before cratering? Who's buying? Who?

[Anonymous No.18245653]

>>18245576

Domp eeet

[Anonymous No.18245654]

>>18245625
Companies save money on less overhead = Bullish

[Anonymous No.18245655]

the market priced in the possibility of 100 percent unemployment at the beginning of march

[Anonymous No.18245656]

>>18245487
Every single news article has been about black people? Impressive.

[Anonymous No.18245660]

MW is short $LK. We received unattributed 89-page report alleging $LK is a fraud: "number of items per store per day was inflated by at least 69% in 2019 3Q and 88% in 2019 4Q, supported by 11,260 hours of store traffic video" We view the work as credible.

HOW CAN THGEY ALWAYS DO IT?

[Anonymous No.18245661]

>>18245639
Fuck you Levi

[Anonymous No.18245662]

How do I short simps?

[Anonymous No.18245664]

>>18245571
nice

[Anonymous No.18245666]

>The line isn't moving one way or the other

GUYS?

[Anonymous No.18245669]

here comes the drop! buckle up hope you bought your first 10 minute puts!

[Anonymous No.18245670]

>>18245652
it cratered first. the bounce happened a couple minutes before open and just overlapped by about 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.18245672]

going down please god keep going

[Anonymous No.18245674]

>>18245595
Why yes i am perfectly OK

[Anonymous No.18245676]

>>18245652
Soccer mom retail investors haven’t heard about it yet and their husbands haven’t told them it’s a problem yet

[Anonymous No.18245677]

Dumping

[Anonymous No.18245680]

>>18245597
no problemo. banks just credit printed money from mnuchinbux machine and voila instant V shaped recovery no one loses any money no one loses a job everyone gets ice cream and chocolate cake plus incels get bikinibabe bitcoin ceos as girlfriends

[Anonymous No.18245681]

WTF HAPPENED WHY IS THE LIVE STREAM BLACK

[Anonymous No.18245683]

Pretty sure those trade data mining operations like RH all found the same: do exactly the opposite what our users are doing

[Anonymous No.18245686]

Unironically, the LK dump is going to make it great for day trading if you can stomach the risks

[Anonymous No.18245690]

>>18245676

The only thing soccer moms invest in is overpriced Starbucks and Lululemon

[Anonymous No.18245692]

>>18245681
They are kill

[Anonymous No.18245693]

https://youtu.be/49WGBX-ovO4

Pu pu pu pu pump it uuuup

[Anonymous No.18245694]

>>18245584
Wendys is a stock I was looking to buy, hope it goes down some more. I really need to research more stocks though.

[Anonymous No.18245695]

>>18245652
its to motogate NFP tomorrow
heads will roll tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18245696]

>>18245650
Sounds sustainable

[Anonymous No.18245698]

>>18245681
It is the end times. Terror and blood gods rule the darkness that is left.
The SP500 rallyes

[Anonymous No.18245701]

I’m so fucking sick of this Jerome faggot eating my lunch btw

[Anonymous No.18245705]

BULL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.18245707]

PLEASE FUCKING CRASH RICHT NOW IM NOT JOKING MY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
TRUMP STOP PRINTINGGGGG

[Anonymous No.18245710]

My portfolio is taking it up the ass dry right now.

[Anonymous No.18245713]

>>18245686
It's going to be halted for sure.

[Anonymous No.18245719]

US jobless claims are in. What is this pattern called?

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1245692760704856064

[Anonymous No.18245723]

>>18245686
its dead mate, its like you wanna trade FUN

[Anonymous No.18245724]

a quick short squeeze. dump soon.

[Anonymous No.18245732]

That was the fakest and gayest pump i ever saw

[Anonymous No.18245734]

>>18245707
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18245735]

>>18245680
i unironically think this is going to trigger a worldwide chain reaction of bank failures. we should come out on top though as people all flee their shithole country currencies and change to $USD. so if you think about our printer, its not really such a dumb idea since there will be way more USD demand and usage anyway.

[Anonymous No.18245736]

>>18245623
>use that to buy a coke
>stock price goes up

the system is truly rigged. us white folks just can't lose.

[Anonymous No.18245738]

>>18245719
priced in

[Anonymous No.18245740]

>>18245719
Temporary.

[Anonymous No.18245743]

>>18245723
You seem to think I'm investing. I just pick volatile stocks and find opportunities to bet in either direction

[Anonymous No.18245745]

Can someone please put the JUST haircut on the luckin deer?

[Anonymous No.18245750]

>>18245732
it was the shorts and PUT cheapie loading pump that market manipulators use. i still cant believe people havent figured this out yet. there is always a slight pump or drop for the big boys to scoop up the cheap opposite play then the actual market plays out

[Anonymous No.18245752]

>>18245719
the "56% (unemployed)"

[Anonymous No.18245754]

anyone who shorted LK? Why did you not do it?

[Anonymous No.18245760]

>>18245323
If were not making tendies on this LK moon, you lost out.

[Anonymous No.18245762]

>>18245707
uhm hellooo my knockout calls are more important than your fuckin puts

[Anonymous No.18245764]

>>18245735
Why the fuck would anyone want to come to the US when our dollar is shit as well?

[Anonymous No.18245765]

ANNOUNCEMENT: THESE ARE PRICED IN
(ALL EVENTS SIMULTANEOUS)
- Global thermonuclear war, all major capitals destroyed
- Global biowar pandemics (at least 3 strains)
- Asteroid impact extinction level event
- Yellowstone caldera loss of containment eruption
- Big Island of Hawaii volcano slump mega tsnami (Pacific)
- Canary Islands volcano slump mega tsunami
(Atlantic)
- Cascadia Fault full rupture
- All California volcanos erupt
- San Andreas Fault full rupture
- Japanese Anime Studios: 10-day closure

[Anonymous No.18245766]

ok, where is this cocksuker jerome ? AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.18245767]

>someone dumped 1m GE stocks
Shit I missed a put opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18245776]

>>18245752
US labor force right now is 160 million, so 6 million is around 7%

[Anonymous No.18245777]

>>18245701
I can't wait to buy cheapies for fridays biggest and baddest poomp

[Anonymous No.18245779]

>>18245760
Why the fuck is it mooning right now?

[Anonymous No.18245781]

>market opens
>up 15%
Feels pretty good man.

[Anonymous No.18245783]

>>18245676
will americans adopt based japanese tradition of hanging out at the playground instead of telling their wives they lost their jobs?

[Anonymous No.18245784]

Surely lukin will recover right?

[Anonymous No.18245785]

>>18245766
seriously someone call him right now he has fallen asleep at the pump again

[Anonymous No.18245786]

>>18245735
all you got to do is print money slower than everyone else and voila le reserve currency blocks your path

[Anonymous No.18245788]

>>18245765
Damn i knew it.
All in.

[Anonymous No.18245794]

Will you guys fucking relax? The sell off was hard. Like 3 years of gains were wiped in 2 weeks. were a bit over-extended and now the weak hands are out, its time for the iron hands to start having their 401ks and pensions destroyed. Then the big money gets out and thats when there are boomer riots.

fuck boomers and fuck real estate.

[Anonymous No.18245795]

>>18245779
Because you can't beat the Chinese. They pumped their market through recession. You think fake numbers can stop them?

[Anonymous No.18245798]

>>18245783
>hanging out at the playground
yeah probably

[Anonymous No.18245801]

>>18245734
What’s happening is it crashing???? PLEASE JEROME BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS AND DIE AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18245805]

So how long do you guys hold stuff like sqqq for? I heard it's best not to hold it for more than a couple days

[Anonymous No.18245811]

>>18245805
sqqq is a retirement plan at this point

[Anonymous No.18245814]

Will it go up or down today?

Stock Market: Yes

[Anonymous No.18245817]

>>18245754
didn't have insider information sir

[Anonymous No.18245819]

>>18245805
I’ve been holding for weeks now just CRASH THE SHIP

[Anonymous No.18245820]

>>18245805
I hold until I can make a profit on it.

[Anonymous No.18245823]

any leaf bros having troubles with wealthsimple today??

[Anonymous No.18245824]

>>18245784
Even if they recover it's long term, think after coronavirus, and unless they can get deals with workplaces to provide their lunches, not really. Their coffee sucks but I do prefer their perishables and snacks to that of Starbucks. I live in Beijing.

[Anonymous No.18245826]

>>18245814
hahah i upvoted that reference ;P

[Anonymous No.18245827]

>>18245754
Anyone who did made a pile of tendies

[Anonymous No.18245831]

Any big brain fellas here that shorted Zoom this week?

[Anonymous No.18245832]

>>18245745
>>18245745
>>18245745
imagine ever thinking ANY chinese food/drink company would succeed. who the fuck do you know that would trust consuming chinkshit into their body? all chinks ever do is replace food with cheap chemicals to save a buck

[Anonymous No.18245834]

>>18245817
Why did it drop so crazy like that?

[Anonymous No.18245840]

>>18245820
Like how much of a profit? 1%? 5%? 10%?

[Anonymous No.18245841]

>3 million more jobless
>highest jobless claims in history
>market goes up
this shit is rigged

[Anonymous No.18245843]

will we get through 20500 today? if yes, where is the next hard resistance?

[Anonymous No.18245845]

>he bought during the bubble

[Anonymous No.18245847]

>>18245817
there is a report on first of february from muddy waters with all the info

[Anonymous No.18245848]

Sold the last of my puts.

What do?

[Anonymous No.18245849]

>>18245765
asteroids have precious metals, getting hit by a big asteroid is a bull signal, lots of free gold and platinum

[Anonymous No.18245850]

>>18245805
One day at most. I have a clear price target in mind for when I'm going to sell/what I'm willing to lose on it and set a profit exit and stop loss.

[Anonymous No.18245851]

Bulltrap confirmed. We goin down bois. Dow is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18245852]

> bloomberg goes offline
> calls the fed "pump it"
> comes back online

Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.18245853]

>>18245841
At last, you truly see.

[Anonymous No.18245854]

>>18245831
why would you do that

[Anonymous No.18245857]

Time to brush off these hats, boys

[Anonymous No.18245858]

>>18245848
buy more puts

[Anonymous No.18245865]

Why are BTI and MO heading the opposite directions?!?

[Anonymous No.18245866]

>>18245841
Anon, this is 6 million NEW jobless claims in the last week.

[Anonymous No.18245867]

>>18245811
lol

[Anonymous No.18245870]

>>18245814
kys redditor

[Anonymous No.18245872]

TODAY WE HITTIN 15K

[Anonymous No.18245876]

>Oil pumping

NOOOOO I want cheapies

[Anonymous No.18245879]

>>18245854
there's been talk about security issues and some big brained people banning it for use at their companies

[Anonymous No.18245880]

>>18245854
Because I'm up 25% on my shorts retard?

*puff*

[Anonymous No.18245881]

>>18245872
we turning green boys

[Anonymous No.18245883]

>crab day

WHY WON'T RED LINE GO DOWN? GRUG BORED

[Anonymous No.18245884]

>>18245857
Based

[Anonymous No.18245885]

>>18245823
Yeah its giving me some trouble

[Anonymous No.18245887]

>>18245832
Pepsi bought Baicaowei.

[Anonymous No.18245888]

>>18245857
based

[Anonymous No.18245890]

>>18245843
20000 obviously.

[Anonymous No.18245891]

>>18245841
Free market goy

[Anonymous No.18245892]

>>18245883

[Anonymous No.18245895]

>>18245876
it's a fools rally unless you're watching XOM and RDS. money is fleeing smaller companies.

[Anonymous No.18245899]

Markets will finish up 3.5 percent today.
Just picked up some cheap spy. Don't miss the boat.

[Anonymous No.18245900]

My money is all in the market. I have a measly 30 dollerinos left. What company do I buy so the little guy ain't left out?

[Anonymous No.18245901]

>>18245840
Depends on how much I want to buy something else.

[Anonymous No.18245902]

>>18245876
no worries, i bought GUSH so it'll dump more

[Anonymous No.18245905]

>>18245899
If it's going to finish up 3.5%, why would you buy now?

[Anonymous No.18245906]

>>18245841
Imagine not being able to tell the difference between continuous claims and NEW claims

[Anonymous No.18245910]

>>18245900
ONTX

[Anonymous No.18245912]

>>18245900
>putting all your money in the market in the middle of a pandemic and potential world wide unrest
are you suicidal or what?

[Anonymous No.18245914]

$ZM short easiest money so far

[Anonymous No.18245919]

whats this one called TA bros

[Anonymous No.18245921]

>>18245905
>buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.18245925]

>>18245914
we green now, fuck the bobos, you lost... go home.

[Anonymous No.18245927]

>>18245823
ye, though it's usually a little shitty at the start of the day

[Anonymous No.18245928]

>>18245831 dude I wonder if ZM has AI analyzing videos for ad targeting. started using it for work and all of a sudden got ads for prescription medicine for a strange skin condition, scalp psoriasis. I have never heard of that, spoke about it, searched it, etc. But on video I know I touched my head a few times one day while recording a video (with camera setting OFF, so it was only audio I was narrating a presentation), putting some disinfectant on a small scalp cut. Call me paranoid but hey that's just not beyond the realm of possibility, that they mine the video for ad targeting.

[Anonymous No.18245929]

Lol why there is a red fucking big banner ad for the job claims on Yahoo finance. They want it to crash?

I'm a bear but this disturbs me.

[Anonymous No.18245930]

>>18245900
athx

[Anonymous No.18245931]

>>18245912
Today is going to be green.

[Anonymous No.18245932]

Just shorted RDS-B for a glorious 15 bucks of profit. Gonna buy again later when it crashes for dividends and whores

[Anonymous No.18245933]

>>18245919
I like to call it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgpelu0vY

[Anonymous No.18245934]

>>18245919

[Anonymous No.18245935]

>>18245901
Alright I bought in at 21$ so I'll hold a bit, worst case l lose like 700 bucks and then I just try again when I get the stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18245938]

>>18245323
When are we getting the $1200 Trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.18245941]

>>18245827
Nah bro they're only 1 cent a piece

[Anonymous No.18245942]

>>18245929
well something did EXPLODE

[Anonymous No.18245944]

>>18245902
direxion just sent out a notice yesterday to all shareholders that they are decreasing the leverage from 3x to 2x on a ton of their instruments including $GUSH

[Anonymous No.18245948]

>>18245919
day traders cashing out of the large spike from yesterday while everyone rushing to buy cheapies to get in before the moon

[Anonymous No.18245954]

>>18245929
When doesn't breaking news have a big red banner?

[Anonymous No.18245957]

>>18245765
We've got a nice collection of guns, great outdoors, and deep fried corn.

[Anonymous No.18245959]

EWW GREEN

[Anonymous No.18245960]

>>18245928
It's almost a given at this point. Same with Bytedance. They're a data science company not a social media company

[Anonymous No.18245962]

>>18245929
>Why does the largest surge in unemployment claims in the history of the US have a banner?
Gee anon I dunno

[Anonymous No.18245963]

AAAAAND we GREEN again.

[Anonymous No.18245966]

>>18245941
its halted retard

[Anonymous No.18245970]

>>18245963
my fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.18245973]

SQUEEZE

[Anonymous No.18245976]

>>18245963
Just copy and paste this and bobo posts and repeat all day. Worst kind of environment to lurk these threads

[Anonymous No.18245978]

>>18245938
Expecting $1200 to last 3~4 months is unironically bullish

[Anonymous No.18245979]

>>18245323
Genuine question for more informed market investors on /biz/:

Isn't the market over due for a systemic crash, as well? We saw treasury yields invert in early 2019 and it was looking like after Trump go re-elected there would be a recession similar to 2008. Now the markets are handing out even more debt, but I thought we were doing quantative tightening to bring the economy back in???

This was the reason for quantative tightening, right? But now we our doing the polar opposite and handing out more cheap variable debt to companies?

Is the market going to fucking crash again? The Corona virus is probably going to errupt again in fall of 2020 to. The Fed can only hand out money for so long until they pull the rug out right?

[Anonymous No.18245980]

Volume is incredibly low today. Little spooky, a lot of traders on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.18245981]

>>18245970
Sorry bud he's right

[Anonymous No.18245985]

RUSSIA IN QUARANTINE STAY AT HOME TILL 30 OF APRIL BUSINESS IS FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.18245987]

>>18245963
what the fuck even is this clown market anymore.

[Anonymous No.18245988]

Uh oh bear bros we were too cocky.

[Anonymous No.18245993]

>>18245941
This pos chink shitshow being bought back to 20 would piss me off more than seeing green on the market tbqh lol

[Anonymous No.18245995]

I lost my dad’s 600k WTF DO I DO IT WAS SUPPOSDD GO CRASH WHO IS RESPONSIBLE

[Anonymous No.18245996]

Can the person who the Bogs are spying on tell us the next time they're buying a position so we can reverse it?

[Anonymous No.18245997]

Bears betrayed by jobs numbers AGAIN. I hope you've learned your lesson.

[Anonymous No.18246005]

FUCKING CRAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUMP OR DUMP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18246010]

>>18245963
BOBO patrol on duty sir, this is a bobozone. all bulls are KOS. we're closing red today

[Anonymous No.18246011]

AAAAAAAAAND we REEEEEED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18246014]

Wallah!

[Anonymous No.18246016]

>>18245996
They're spying on all of us. It seems incredible, but they've somehow got it set up so it always fucks everyone, all the time.

[Anonymous No.18246020]

>>18245997
I learned today that everything is in fact PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18246024]

>>18245981
i just went all in on inverses. I had about 30% in cash, but I can't believe this will be green. We'll see how it goes. I've been having sub 1% fluctuations lately.

[Anonymous No.18246025]

>>18245980
thats usually an indicator that everyone expects the big drop hasnt come yet

[Anonymous No.18246032]

Wealthsimple is the new RH. Isn't working at all during opening and I just missed out on a disgusting 12% gain... Fuck

[Anonymous No.18246033]

>brace for deepest recession
>stonks go up
fuck the fed

[Anonymous No.18246034]

>>18246016
>ee did anything?
>inverse eet

[Anonymous No.18246035]

NEW
>>18246028
>>18246028
>>18246028

[Anonymous No.18246040]

on a purely technical basis, could we jump to 270 before going down again?

[Anonymous No.18246042]

NEW NUMBERS OUT 66 MILLION UNEMPLYED BOOG INCOMING BLOODBATH TODAY SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18246045]

iron condor anyone? on spy

[Anonymous No.18246048]

>>18246020
What you need to learn is that the decline will continue, but it will not be because of any specific news. It will just dump out of nowhere, for no reason. The elites picked a day at random.

[Anonymous No.18246069]

GDIT ELON COULD YOU REALLY NOT RELEASE THE DELIVERY NUMBERS TODAY THIS MARKET WOULD BE PERFECT FUCK...

[Anonymous No.18246079]

>>18246014
>Buy semi luxury coffee brand during dip
>Warran buffet isn't just the hyper-demigod-boomer who take advantage of American being squeezed dry

[Anonymous No.18246091]

>>18245985
Russia got +30% jump in total infected today. Most are in Moscow. They're gonna be like any other hard-hit European countries later this month

[Anonymous No.18246104]

>>18246091
good fuck russia

[Anonymous No.18246119]

>>18246079
It's not a luxury brand at all. They sell the coffees for dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.18246158]

>>18245576
I know that feel

>>18245605
Ive reversed my trades. Ends up that my initial thought was correct instead of the reverse. Idk about how that anon has fared.

[Anonymous No.18246215]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.18246231]

>>18246215
v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.18246270]

>>18246014
I have fucking hated this stock for as long as I can remember. It is what I can only describe as a bait stock, so it's no surprise it did that shit. It has to be one of those stocks that comes up on my screener all the time. I always used to put it on my watch list because it seemed to hit the right notes on everything. Then when the market would open and it would start to trade more heavily I would always look at it and be like "wtf???" The spreads were absolutely goofy, giving shit like NVDA and TSLA a run for its money (in which case I'd just fucking trade NVDA or TSLA). The actual price action was this weird "off and on" whippy style garbage which you could never adequately define risk on. Everything about this stock was the opposite of what I look for in a stock to trade. I never figured how anyone traded it reliably, but I bet it ended up on a whole lot more watch lists than just mine. I don't think there is any other stock that comes to mind that behaved like that. MAYBE CGC or TLRY to some extent, but nothing comes to mind exactly like LK.

[Anonymous No.18246278]

>>18246215
Bog

[Anonymous No.18246306]

>>18246045
Iron condor is a good practice for days like this.

[Anonymous No.18246307]

How do you go properly long on oil?
Not only american oil and preferably non decaying stuff (so no GUSH)

[Anonymous No.18246340]

>>18246307
buy a call on fuckin brent and enjoy contango premium fucking you over

[Anonymous No.18246357]

>>18246307
To be honest if I want to make an oil play, I'll usually just trade XLE. If you really insist on trading the commodity and you don't want to do futures (which you should if you insist on trading a commodity due to tax benefits and better markets overall), then I've always liked to use USO.

[Anonymous No.18246368]

>>18246306
currently considering a bearish vertical position instead,

[Anonymous No.18246394]

>>18246215
Head and shoulder.

[Anonymous No.18246398]

>>18246357
I don't properly understand futures yet, so wanted to stay away from those preferably. So, USO it is?

[Anonymous No.18246416]

>>18245906
Hello government statistician
what magical nonsense will you come up with tomorrow to show (((real))) NFP and not "real Nfp

[Anonymous No.18246458]

>>18245460
There is actually a lot of money on the sidelines. That’s why it will gap up at some point

[Anonymous No.18246561]

holy fuck we are mooning

[Anonymous No.18246632]

>>18246398
As with anything pertaining to the markets take what I've said as a suggestion and do your own research to confirm you like it. I have used USO strictly because years ago it was the oil commodity stand in stock that I just happened to settle on. At this point I'll just trade XLE anyway if I want to get involved with oil because most of those companies will move in lockstep with oil, but if I was going to trade it directly, I'd personally use USO unless there was something else that fit my criteria/needs for that day better.

[Anonymous No.18246697]

Sell a put that expire tomorrow with a strike of 4.50?

[Anonymous No.18246794]

UH BOBROS?

[Anonymous No.18246903]

longed XOM literally on the pump, still in the green

[Anonymous No.18246976]

>>18246794
We're getting past the head, second shoulder soon.

[Anonymous No.18247041]

I wish I knew about cash covered puts and calls before, why did no one tell me that someone will give me money to basically do that same thing as setting a buy in price, and at worst, not be right about the bottom? I buy things and then they drop anyways and nobody gives me a free hundred dollars.

[Anonymous No.18247135]

>>18247041
Explain for small mind

[Anonymous No.18247473]

>>18245387
These are clearly bots and shills. Do you retards think only /biz/ have them?

[Anonymous No.18247509]

>>18247041
its not that easy. Youre right more often but your profit margins are lower.

[Anonymous No.18247573]

Please lord in heaven let these saudi's and russians pump the market into the weekend. Idgaf after