/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18244594]

Forbidden financial magic edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>>18243277

[Anonymous No.18244608]

Should I go all in on DFFN?

[Anonymous No.18244609]

You get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.18244615]

BULLISH
AND
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18244621]

Lets all take a second to fucking laugh at these dumb ass delusional bulls.

[Anonymous No.18244622]

Should I buy KSA?

[Anonymous No.18244631]

Will we finally win today

[Anonymous No.18244633]

Need a screener that sorts by TSX. Everything seems to be NYSE obsessed.
What am I missing?
Save a leaf.

[Anonymous No.18244635]

>SIX GORILLION JOBLESS
>futures green

[Anonymous No.18244636]

>>18244594
> WE ARE DRILLING
Welcome aboard gentlemen, strap to your seats.

[Anonymous No.18244639]

>>18244608
It’s literally gambling at this point.

[Anonymous No.18244640]

My position bounced, I’m saved

[Anonymous No.18244642]

>FUTURES BACK GREEN
OOOO NOOO NOO NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18244643]

>6.6 million jobless claims
great, its going to moon today

[Anonymous No.18244645]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18244646]

futures body lay lifeless. the last remaining electrical impulses in the brain randomly firing in a desperate attempt to hold on to life at any cost. futures children step out of the room to discuss planning the funeral

[Anonymous No.18244647]

>>18244633
Honestly only the NYSE is worth anything. Everything else just follows it.

[Anonymous No.18244650]

>Terrible news
>Market goes down
Wait. We inversed again?

[Anonymous No.18244651]

Its priced in bears. EOD +3%.

[Anonymous No.18244655]

Looool PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18244656]

The US labor force is 164.6 million
6.6 million is a 4% increase in unemployment
After a 2% increase in unemployment in the previous week
Both numbers exceeded the worst expectations by about 10%
It took nearly an entire year for us to hit numbers this high back in 2008

Jesus FUCKING Christ

[Anonymous No.18244657]

>>18244621
I can’t wait for all the cocky posts in reaction to a green 1m candle lel

[Anonymous No.18244658]

When does the real red start

[Anonymous No.18244660]

Not the SIX MILLION

[Anonymous No.18244661]

>>18244594
More importantly I'm gonna need a sauce on that demon loli

[Anonymous No.18244662]

>>18244635
oy vey goy thats antisemitism,

what are the chances for a green opening ? remember market is disconnected.

[Anonymous No.18244663]

>Expected: 3 million
>Actual: 6.64 million
>Futures still positive

[Anonymous No.18244669]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18244672]

>>18244662
>what are the chances for a green opening
99.99%

[Anonymous No.18244675]

Protip again: All the interesting stuff will be at open and close. Everything else is noise. The higher the VIX the more extreme this will get.

[Anonymous No.18244679]

>>18244658
two weeks

[Anonymous No.18244680]

>>18244594
That 2% drop just priced in jobless claims.
We are ready for the moonshot.

[Anonymous No.18244683]

anyone know why XOM pumped pre market?

[Anonymous No.18244685]

>>18244658
It was in March you missed it.

[Anonymous No.18244688]

>>18244657
You are retarded as fuck anon if you think this market isnt going to be 3k lower on the dow in a week. Just wake up from your delusion zoomer. Recessions happen.

[Anonymous No.18244689]

YOU IDIOTS MADE ME VOTE FOR THE ORANGE
YOU
IDIOTS
PIECES
OF
SHIT!
MY MONEY IM LOSING MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Anonymous No.18244692]

>>18244683
to deprive me of my chepaies

[Anonymous No.18244694]

>doctors being terminated for wearing masks at work
lmao

[Anonymous No.18244695]

>>18244683
Because trump said they’d make a deal

[Anonymous No.18244699]

>>18244663
The expected was 37 million. This is bullish.

[Anonymous No.18244703]

>>18244683
because OIL is 10% up

[Anonymous No.18244707]

Literally nothing can collapse this economy
Never bet against America

[Anonymous No.18244708]

>>18244683
orange man go phone go green

[Anonymous No.18244712]

>>18244689
Trump caused the virus?

[Anonymous No.18244713]

>>18244694
This crisis proves once and for all that a wagie is a wagie. Doesn't matter if you're a doctor or flipping burgers. Your life matters less than money.

[Anonymous No.18244716]

>>18244656
But they're jobs that literally don't matter--restaurant workers, bartenders, retailfags. Life goes on.

[Anonymous No.18244718]

>6.6 million
>Futures green

>>18244683
People clinging to some rumors that oil will go up/some war/whatever
Bankruptcy season has not even started yet

[Anonymous No.18244720]

>>18244594
Jerome is a succubus slowly draining the value of the USD? Hot

[Anonymous No.18244722]

>>18244707
dios mio...

[Anonymous No.18244723]

This is actually bullish if you think about it carefully. The whole number of unemployed was dumped by cyclical businesses: restaraunts, bars, small shops, and other similiar shit that's easy to open for everyone. The economy needed to contract a bit for a long-long time, and now it's happened. When this virus scam goes away, you and I will be able to open a shit ton of new businesses that had closed due to virus. The businesses that closed are NOT irreplaceable, people are going to start noticing new opportunities, and small businesses will flourish anew thus expanding the economy and starting a new business cycle.
I honestly can't see how this is bad. This is rejuvenating for the economy as a whole. Surely, some people will go bust, but a whole new range of opportunities will be created in their stead.

[Anonymous No.18244724]

WHO GIVES A SHIT THEY'RE JUST GOING TO PUMP ANYWAYS!

[Anonymous No.18244725]

Umh, what was that drop?
Did i miss something?

[Anonymous No.18244728]

>>18244707
You really want to invest in a country who is losing its white majority? No way it can be anywhere close to as productive or innovative.

[Anonymous No.18244731]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18244733]

>>18244679
Based

[Anonymous No.18244736]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.18244737]

>>18244725
Yes

[Anonymous No.18244742]

>>18244694
Im sorry, but what kind of dystopia is America?
What kind of twat can come to the conclusion that this is fine?

[Anonymous No.18244744]

>>18244731
6.6 GORILLION!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18244745]

>>18244728
short souf africa in the short term
short USA in the long term

[Anonymous No.18244747]

>>18244731

[Anonymous No.18244749]

futures body finally goes completely limp. decay has already begun in the internal organs. a nurse stands in the hallway and waits several minutes out of respect for the wailing wife who is desperately clutching futures to experience the last bit of warmth that will ever be there. no more prayers are said for all hope is finally, mercifully lost

[Anonymous No.18244752]

>>18244707
Id race mix with those tits so hard

[Anonymous No.18244755]

>>18244728
you're probably replying to a spic anyway

[Anonymous No.18244756]

>>18244723
>The businesses that closed are NOT irreplaceable, people are going to start noticing new opportunities, and small businesses will flourish anew thus expanding the economy and starting a new business cycle.
Not if all of the dead weight is given GIBS
Jesus, Boeing is like the posterchild for this. The only thing that could save that company is death but it won't happen. And that will extend to smaller businesses too.

[Anonymous No.18244757]

>>18244723
Yeah all those empty storefronts that were empty in my town will, now, be filled!

Small businesses were already dying, this is just the final nail in the coughin

[Anonymous No.18244760]

>>18244646
6month calls should not be dead & twitching. If so, it's an oversight by the market

[Anonymous No.18244761]

>>18244736
They are investigating something with their reporting, stop investing in lying chinks

[Anonymous No.18244762]

>employment numbers are bad
oh who could have seen this one coming?

[Anonymous No.18244767]

Whats your guys take on the oil pump by trump I am up on some positions and debating pulling out of them and watching oil hit the floor again when the saudis and russians fail to come to an agreement.

[Anonymous No.18244769]

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[Anonymous No.18244770]

>>18244762
we all did it was priced in

[Anonymous No.18244773]

>>18244736
chinese companies are literally shitcoins lmao

[Anonymous No.18244775]

This isn’t even remotely close to the full unemployment figures for this period. There is still a huge backlog of unprocessed claims that haven’t even been registered, some states have barely begun reporting.

Next report will be 10M+

[Anonymous No.18244776]

>>18244609

[Anonymous No.18244777]

>>18244762
they literally doubled. this is even worse than anticipated in such a short time span.

[Anonymous No.18244778]

Is USO going up cause China is thinking of buying oil?

[Anonymous No.18244781]

>>18244723
My architectural firm fired 30 people across 3 offices and gave everyone a 10% haircut on their salary. It’s not just replaceable dropouts.

[Anonymous No.18244783]

>+6 million unemployed.
>Real economy melting down in front of our eyes like never before.
>More and more people dying.
>Small businesses getting wiped out.
>Futures green.

It's safe to say that the market has completely decoupled from anything related to this plane of existence.

[Anonymous No.18244784]

dow up 0.5%. THANK YOU JEROME!

[Anonymous No.18244785]

>https://streamable.com/596b3y

Is this priced in?

[Anonymous No.18244789]

yeah we opening with red,

[Anonymous No.18244795]

>RIKERS ISLAND PRISONERS ARE BEING OFFERED PPE AND $6 AN HOUR TO DIG MASS GRAVES

[Anonymous No.18244799]

>>18244656
Yeah that’ll happen when democrat governors say no one is allowed to do business

[Anonymous No.18244803]

>>18244783
not green anymore in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.18244806]

>>18244785

do you have to ask?

[Anonymous No.18244812]

Some napkin math:
3.3m last week, 6.6mil this week, let's make than an even 10mil. Around 60% of the population is eligible to work (no kids, no retirees), and the population is 330 million, so about 200 million. Ignoring previous unemployment numbers, that's 10/200 or 5% of all workers losing their jobs in a 2-week period.

[Anonymous No.18244815]

>>18244785
>https://streamable.com/596b3y
speaking spanish in america. RIP

[Anonymous No.18244817]

>>18244781
It's careers this will destroy gig shit will survive.

[Anonymous No.18244818]

>>18244689
>meteor hits earth
>wtf DRUMPF ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.18244823]

SEND ME YOUR WINNING FACES

[Anonymous No.18244827]

JEROME?? ARE YOU AWAKE YET???

[Anonymous No.18244828]

>>18244769
We tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.18244831]

How is Trump going to cope with this? What will he tweet next?

[Anonymous No.18244833]

>>18244812
>5% of all workers losing their jobs in a 2-week period.

But they are workers for industry that literally don't matter. The economy can literally survive without them.

[Anonymouse No.18244834]

>>18244723 Yes, I agree with that.
swindle is created in order to grab tax money with excuse to solve nothing happen problem.
Big owners take risk and get profit and loses usually written down as too big to fail, there for bail out by tax payers money .
Profit is private and losses are social - that is a risk the big owner have to take.

[Anonymous No.18244840]

>>18244823

[Anonymous No.18244841]

>>18244817
aka slavery
brb got to go deliver food for $5

[Anonymous No.18244842]

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.18244845]

>>18244723
>here’s how bernie can still win

[Anonymous No.18244849]

>>18244818
He's the president right now and the economy is doing poorly right now. That's how this works, nobody made this retard couple himself to the DOW like he did.

[Anonymous No.18244850]

>>18244831
By tweeting this

[Anonymous No.18244852]

>>18244669

[Anonymous No.18244854]

Which military stocks should I go all in on?

[A̴ǹoń̛͠ymoús No.18244855]

>>18244845
This meme sucks ass

[Anonymous No.18244858]

>>18244785
>market probably going to shoot up anyways until (((they))) got out of their bags

[Anonymous No.18244859]

Goodbye Germany.

[Anonymouse No.18244862]

>>18244724
Yes we can only get together and start our own with out usury and lie other ways, they will do you as they pleased.

[Anonymous No.18244865]

>>18244831
i coof on you.

[Anonymous No.18244868]

Well done Drumpf

[Anonymous No.18244875]

>JBLU is literally my only go long hold
>currently the most in the pit
>honestly thinking about more shares
Iron hands. I like the airline but they are just as likely to not survive from this as any of the others. Maybe moreso as a more regional focused airline.

[Anonymous No.18244878]

>>18244845
>tfw noam will never see the glorious national socialist uprising

[Anonymous No.18244881]

>>18244868
This is only the tip of the iceberg

[Anonymous No.18244887]

>>18244859
They were never really alive to begin with.

[Anonymous No.18244886]

>>18244795
IT'S GRAVES IN MASSACHUSETTS NOT MASS GRAVES
FUD FUD FUD

[Anonymous No.18244893]

>>18244859
I'm flyin over you

[Anonymous No.18244894]

>>18244850
lol

[Anonymous No.18244903]

REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION, GOY BULLS!

[Anonymous No.18244904]

>>18244881
it's the base of the iceberg if you're looking at the future picture

[Anonymous No.18244906]

>>18244868
USA #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>18244881
>ice(((berg)))

[Anonymous No.18244907]

>>18244859
they were barely hanging in, that drop is just tracing the US index

[Anonymous No.18244911]

When will Cramer be live?

t. Yuropoor

[Anonymous No.18244913]

OK, call me insane - i will long now.

[Anonymous No.18244918]

>>18244716
You say they don't matter but they still make up a huge chunk of U.S. economy lmfao

[Anonymous No.18244919]

>>18244859
Germoney has way higher readiness for this and will be hit less hard

[Anonymous No.18244920]

>>18244833
While true, that's also only in two weeks. Extrapolating out, if the trend continues that's 10% in a month. Losing 10% of your workforce for a month is a devastating blow to any country, and that's not including the employees taking paycuts, part time, furloughs, already unemployed or underemployed, etc.

[Anonymous No.18244922]

>>18244913
you long on friday at 3:55pm

[Anonymous No.18244923]

>>18244833
2/3 of economic activity is personal consumption. You need people out spending money to keep the train moving.

[Anonymous No.18244926]

>>18244736
Who knew? You can always buy -80% discounted latte there with 0.01 cent new phone number

[Anonymous No.18244927]

What do I buy after the real dip? All in on SPY? Diversify internationally?

[Anonymous No.18244928]

Holy shit RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE BOBOS HOLD ON

[Anonymous No.18244930]

>>18244911
Hes on right now.

[Anonymous No.18244932]

Somebody's filled with calls
His faith is all about a certain
Too busy thinkin' bout the bear
To bother checkin' why US is hurtin'

So come on makin' it drop dead
Gotta outdo the Fed
Doesn't matter what you lost
When you averagein' that cost

This is the world we live in
(Honk)
And these are the puts we're given
(Honk)
Use them and let's start tryin'
(Honk)
To make it a market worth buyin' in
(Honk)


This is the world we live in
(Honk)
And these are the puts we're given
(Honk)
Use them and let's start tryin'
(Honk)
To make it a market worth buyin' in
(Honk)

[Anonymous No.18244936]

>>18244849
His approval has gone up since the market took a dive, his popularity has always been decoupled from the market. You thinking America only loves him because of their 401k was a Rachel Maddow tier cope and even now you can’t wake up to the obviousness of how wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.18244937]

>>18244679
Looks like it's about time to buy real estate in NYC over the phone

[Anonymous No.18244938]

[Anonymous No.18244941]

>>18244742
Only approved items are allowed in the wagie cage, if you bring in contraband to preserve your life you will be terminated, you will die in your cage and like it.

[Anonymous No.18244943]

>>18244656
Priced in :)

[Anonymous No.18244944]

>>18244742
Privatized healthcare is basically parasite corporations whose business model is extorting astronomical sums of money from the sick and injured. The doctors have been seeing the benefits of tax havens in their paychecks so far, but now they'll get to see the downside of working for vultures.

[Anonymous No.18244947]

>>18244859
germany is just following the DoW futures / market - 1:1 correlation

[Anonymous No.18244948]

>>18244736
reported earnings fraud. who'd have guessed that from a chink company?

[Anonymous No.18244951]

>>18244868
>democrat governors ban productivity for months
DRUMPF

[Anonymous No.18244955]

>>18244930
Link?

[Anonymous No.18244957]

Place your bets anons - what time is first circuit breaker (if any)?

[Anonymous No.18244961]

Green open bullbros. This was priced in, and after yesterday smart money will be buying more cheapies

[Anonymous No.18244960]

>>18244689
>Loses money under black man
BLACK MAN BAD
>Loses money under orange man
ORANGE MAN BAD
>Loses money under corpse
DEAD MAN BAD

[Anonymous No.18244962]

>>18244938
Honestly a biotech tier dump there

[Anonymous No.18244966]

me want line go down me wan line go down aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18244971]

>>18244937
Wait for mortgage defaults to skyrocket and banks to fail.

[Anonymous No.18244976]

>>18244859
What's a good entry point for this? Below 9k? 8k? Surely it will shoot back up

[Anonymous No.18244977]

>>18244938
wtf was the news that was sold here

[Anonymous No.18244978]

>>18244938
>Chinese coffee chain

Justice

[Anonymous No.18244981]

>>18244694
This happens all the fucking time.
>Doctor wears mask
>Other staff ask why that doc has a mask
>Now that staff wants a mask
>Patients automatically want a mask
>End up with mask shortage
We had visitors stealing our masks from us early march and now we are fucking short

[Anonymous No.18244982]

>>18244868
BIGGEST AND BEST
THINK OF ALL THE SAVINGS THOSE COMPANIES MUST BE GETTING

[Anonymous No.18244983]

>>18244961
Going to be red in a few min bro

[Anonymous No.18244984]

What a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.18244986]

>>18244976
>s-surely green line go up!!

[Anonymous No.18244987]

>>18244938
Holy fuck what happened? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18244989]

TOPPEST OF TOP SHELF FUCKING KEKS

MORE RETARDS GETTING BURNED HOLDING CHINESE STOCK

LUCKIN COFFEE HAS BEEN A MASSIVE FRAUD ALL ALONG AND IS DOWN OVER 80% PRE-MARKET

[Anonymous No.18244991]

Should I go all in on $OPK?

[Anonymous No.18244994]

POWELL, what happened to the 45 billion you BRRRRRRRRRT overnight to lend!? POWELL!?!? Hey Powell???

[Anonymous No.18244997]

>>18244955
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

[Anonymous No.18245006]

>>18244919
Not really. Their testing was slightly ahead of the curve but that was about it. People lauded their low death rate early on but their CFR is trending towards >2% as well.

[Anonymous No.18245007]

>>18244918
Oh no not the frozen restaurant food

[Anonymous No.18245008]

>>18244989
Is the drop real? What caused it? Anyone know yet?

[Anonymous No.18245010]

>Luckin Coffee
Never invest in Chinese companies. Lies and deceit is their modus operandi

[Anonymous No.18245016]

>>18244971
The banks won't take houses from one missed payment

If this thing lasts 3 months, then I'd start to get concerned for banks

[Anonymous No.18245018]

>>18244955
https://www.cnbc.com/live-audio/

You can try that. No visuals though. CNBC Squawk on the Street at 9AM ET is when he is on.

[Anonymous No.18245020]

IM BACK U STUPID RETARDED INBRED RETARDS LMFAO ARE YOU STILL TALKING IN HERE ABOUT BUYING THE DIPS. US BIG DICK BIG MONEY MOVERS WERE SHORT BEFORE 300'S, AND WERE STILL LAUGHING AT U DUMBFUCKS. THANKS FOR UR MONEY

[Anonymous No.18245021]

>>18244976
either when proper news outlets start confidently reporting on a vaccine or when germany start easing restrictions after enough people have been infected.
anything before that is pure guesswork.

[Anonymous No.18245022]

>>18244984
Lmao he cannot be serious, there’s videos of 60 or so dead bodies in the hallways of hospitals and he calls him “cryin’ chuck?”

[Anonymous No.18245023]

>>18244647
And would cost me 3% of currency conversion fees.
Leaf gotta buy leaf stocks right now. NYSE high growth stuff later when i know what the hell im doing

[Anonymous No.18245025]

>>18245010
What about Alibaba?

[Anonymous No.18245028]

Why are futures green? Just why?

[Anonymous No.18245030]

>>18245018
Google livenewsnow cnbc

Redirects to planetbews sometimes

Both work a majority of the time

[Anonymous No.18245037]

>>18245008
turns out chinks are great at lying about numbers and a lawsuit is now investigating if they made up their numbers (they did)

[Anonymous No.18245039]

>>18245028
clown market

[Anonymous No.18245040]

>>18245028
It dumped 2% in 30mins on super low volume

[Anonymous No.18245042]

>>18245010
very much this

[Anonymous No.18245044]

>>18245028
Not anymore

[Anonymous No.18245047]

>>18244976
>good entry point
You don't honestly believe in Germany's future, do you?

[Anonymous No.18245049]

>>18244984
Q-Boomers are the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.18245050]

>>18244936
I'm not talking about his approval rating you retard, I'm talking about blaming him for the market crash. Presidents in power get blamed for the current economic situation, presidents that link themselves to the health of the market especially get blamed for it. I know that nothing can peel sycophants like you off of his cock. I know he's winning in Nov.

[Anonymous No.18245052]

>>18245028
Its red now

[Anonymous No.18245054]

It's ogre

[Anonymous No.18245055]

>>18244986
It's Germany we're talking about, performance is part of their dna, the entire world would have to burn ten times before anything could happen to their powerhouse economy that is handled by autistic clockwork machinery engineers. If you wanna bet against them go right ahead

[Anonymous No.18245059]

>20 mins to go
i hope my sausage mcmuffin gets here in time

[Anonymous No.18245060]

>>18244987
Best part is almost every stock recommendation service was telling people to buy this shit Chinese company. Thinking about day trading the bounce for some easy profit

[Anonymous No.18245061]

>>18244594
WE ARE RED
>WE ARE RED

[Anonymous No.18245062]

a whole new meaning

[Anonymous No.18245065]

>>18244938
jesus christ what

[Anonymous No.18245066]

>only going to stay for first 10 minutes because that will be the volume and these threads are nothing but tourists shitposting about green or red lines for 6 hours
>>18245023
Fair enough. I have to imagine if you use a leaf broker that you will get screeners packaged into it.

[Anonymous No.18245067]

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/anthony-faucis-security-is-stepped-up-as-doctor-and-face-of-us-coronavirus-response-receives-threats/2020/04/01/ff861a16-744d-11ea-85cb-8670579b863d_story.html
>Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s top infectious-diseases expert and the face of the U.S. response to the novel coronavirus pandemic, is facing growing threats to his personal safety, prompting the government to step up his security, according to people familiar with the matter.
>The concerns include threats as well as unwelcome communications from fervent admirers, according to people with knowledge of deliberations inside the Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Justice.

[Anonymous No.18245068]

>>18245025
BABA, BILI and even PDD are solid buys. Being able to tell which Chinese companies are good buys separates good and bad investors

[Anonymous No.18245071]

>>18245028
They're not anymore

[Anonymous No.18245072]

>>18245040
>super low volume
I don't know what you're looking at. I see relatively high volume. almost as much as opening yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18245075]

looks familiar

[Anonymous No.18245077]

You did All-In on GUSH right?

[Anonymous No.18245087]

>>18244938
buy the dip laowai

[Anonymous No.18245090]

>>18245060
COO was engaged in fraud, you say! Well how could I pass up such a deal!

[Anonymous No.18245100]

>>18245060
Well that’s impossible, the Chinese don’t just make numbers up

[Anonymous No.18245104]

>>18245010
who actually buys these stocks besides chinks?

[Anonymous No.18245105]

>>18245055
do you get this from propaganda or what? Germany's economy was declining prior to the pandemic, similarly to Japan.

[Anonymous No.18245106]

>>18245068
Honestly how do you tell unless they are absolutely fucking enormous?
I don't know how to read numbers that can be manipulated for any number of reasons.

[Anonymous No.18245110]

>>18245008
Massive fraud

[Anonymous No.18245111]

>>18245060
oh fuck some of the chinks went broke today OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18245115]

When I
Was
A wagecuck

[Anonymous No.18245116]

>>18245065
>>18244938
They faked sales.

[Anonymous No.18245118]

>>18244987
Fraud company. China is full of them.

[Anonymous No.18245122]

>>18245060
Whoever is still holding stocks for bar and restaurant chains deserves to lose money.

[Anonymous No.18245126]

>>18244938
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18245128]

>>18245075
looks like you want to short/puts at 2500 if possible, that is where resistance is.

[Anonymous No.18245130]

Euro markets dumping HARD

[Anonymous No.18245132]

>>18244984
desu I'd cry too If my place was filling up with fresh corpses. What an absolute cunt.

[Anonymous No.18245133]

>>18244938

[Anonymous No.18245135]

>chink government lies about numbers
>chink company lies about numbers
gee really makes you wonder

[Anonymous No.18245137]

>>18245090
Their CEO was saying such bullshit like "We're not competing with just Starbucks, we want to be the next Amazon". A fucking coffee chain. Some of these Chinese companies remind me of shitcoin scams in 2018

[Anonymous No.18245139]

at what time do we start counting % points toward circuit breakers? is it from previous close or from open?

[Anonymous No.18245146]

So did anyone have puts on Luck In Coffee?

[Anonymous No.18245148]

FUTURES DUMPING

[Anonymous No.18245149]

>>18244938
>luckin coffee: buy the dips

BUT IT KEEPS DIPPING ANON IT KEEPS DIPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18245153]

>>18245060
Is there literally a single one of these Chinese ADR's that aren't fraudulent?

[Anonymous No.18245155]

>>18244594
How does it feel to base your entire presidency around soaring stock prices, only to have pretty much all the value added since the start of it wiped out in 2 months?

[Anonymous No.18245156]

>>18245139
Open

[Anonymous No.18245157]

>Buy fake Chinese identity
>Incorporate scam company in china
>Fake 5000% increase in sales
>Exit scam idiot american retail investors

[Anonymous No.18245158]

Why is the Euro losing so much to the dollar?
At this rate I might dump my US stocks and make so profit on the exchange...

[Anonymous No.18245161]

LONG STARBUCKS
>LONG STARBUCKS
LONG STARBUCKS
>LONG STARBUCKS
LONG STARBUCKS
>LONG STARBUCKS
LONG STARBUCKS
>LONG STARBUCKS
LONG STARBUCKS
>LONG STARBUCKS

[Anonymous No.18245164]

>>18245066
WealthSimple is ass but free-ish.
I would into TD but $10 leaf dollarettes is alot to pay to give other people my $$

[Anonymous No.18245163]

priced in bulls blown the everloving fuck out

[Anonymous No.18245168]

>>18245148
BOBROOOOOOOOS WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18245170]

>>18245007
You never eat at restaurants, drink at bars, shop at retail stores, go to movie theaters, etc? Even if YOU live a lonely life a lot of Americans don't. Americans need to spend money for economy to thrive. Sounds like you're a little bit jaded

[Anonymous No.18245171]

>>18245139
>>18245156
previous close

[Anonymous No.18245172]

>>18245068
>BABA, BILI and even PDD
All garbage too. BABA has tons of fake products on its site constantly. Never trust a Chinaman.

[Anonymous No.18245173]

>>18245161
Yeah i'm sure people will buy a frapuccino when they can't even go outside.

[Anonymous No.18245174]

god should i sell my stocks? i don't see a point holding for the coming month.

[Anonymous No.18245179]

>>18245158
The European Union is literally collapsing right now.

[Anonymous No.18245177]

>>18245155
nobody will blame him. nobody CAN blame him. the media won't even try. they're going to hammer on blaming trump for the virus itself. if they even dream of trying to blame him directly for the stock market even the liberal base will wat

[Anonymous No.18245180]

>>18245137
they literally just steal ideas from the west and make shittier versions of them. im starting to think chinks are worse than jews. they're more obvious and dumb about their tricks but it doesn't matter because there's a fucking billion of the fucking insects so you can't stop them all no matter how obvious the lies and cons are.

[Anonymous No.18245181]

>US30 right now

[Anonymous No.18245182]

>>18245161
Starbucks is also faking sales...lol

[Anonymous No.18245183]

>>18244886

[Anonymous No.18245184]

>>18245158
World needs dalla

[Anonymous No.18245185]

This is the best
Liuetrally laughing

[Anonymous No.18245186]

look even now you can see the bulls eyeing the buy button
b-b-but it's so cheap.... :money_mouth:
come onnn
it's only 6.6 million!!
im sure we'll recover by next week :money_mouth:

GET. FUCKED. YOU DELUSIONAL RETARDS

[Anonymous No.18245187]

>>18245174
yes you should at open, this is getting worse as we haven't peaked yet.

[Anonymous No.18245189]

WHO HERE OIL BULL?

[Anonymous No.18245191]

>>18245161
kek who the fuck is buying coffees

[Anonymous No.18245192]

>Only shorted with 30% of my networth (3k, Im poor)
Did I fuck up? I got 2k saved to buy something else and another 4k in my bank.

Should I have had risked more?

[Anonymous No.18245194]

>>18245106
Being on the ground helps

[Anonymous No.18245197]

>>18245171
ty glad to see your infection cleared up

[Anonymous No.18245199]

>>18245174
You should have sold in February.

[Anonymous No.18245200]

>>18245182
they will not have competition in China anymore, buy long term at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18245201]

>>18245189
NOT YET. WATCH OUT. XOM IS OK ENTRY, BUT YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

[Anonymous No.18245203]

>>18245186
JUST BUY THE OIL DIP BRO, ALL COMPANIES WILL GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW.

[Anonymous No.18245206]

Get in here bear bros.

[Anonymous No.18245207]

>>18245182
Shhh...don't tell them

[Anonymous No.18245209]

>>18245185
Jesus
10k shares

[Anonymous No.18245210]

>>18245055
that may have been true 30 years ago when their economy wasn't based on leeching off migrant turks and eastern europeans propping up their refugee gibs system

[Anonymous No.18245211]

>>18245172
Alibaba has literally gotten rich from facilitating IP theft and taking a cut from it. And people think Jack Ma's a visionary and it's such an incredible company. It's literally a fraud.

[Anonymous No.18245213]

>>18245161
That's dumber than buying luckin dip.

[Anonymous No.18245215]

>>18245189
Meeeee. Even though I think today's pump is BS and i'm gonna DCA this shit after it drops

[Anonymous No.18245217]

>>18245185
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.18245218]

Why the fuck was LK even so high to begin with? We even saw fucking Muddy Waters report that it's a scam. How could anybody seriously buy it?

[Anonymous No.18245219]

>>18245158
the US dollar is seen as a safe haven in times of global economic crisis. So when other countries have their economies failing they flock to the us markets. don't invest in the dollar, it'll come back down when this is over

[Anonymous No.18245221]

>>18245174
You'll soon have 50 million unemployed and 10k dead people in the USA / day
And you ask if you should sell your stocks

[Anonymous No.18245226]

>>18245174
What are you holding

[Anonymous No.18245225]

>>18244984

[Anonymous No.18245227]

>that JPow long wick
oh man they're about to pump the fuck out of it

[Anonymous No.18245228]

>>18245155
I think the Orange Man can still make it If he truly steps up in the corona crisis.

[Anonymous No.18245229]

>>18245191
Hmm...could you imagine a particular group of people often associated with the term "normalfags"?

[Anonymous No.18245230]

>>18245206
Yo what trading platform do you use?
t. Kraut living in Sweden

[Anonymous No.18245232]

>>18245016
It will. REITs die first.

[Anonymous No.18245244]

>>18245218
Look at the RSI on 1 day charts. It never reached oversold for the entirety of the stock's lifetime. Completely fake stock based on fake numbers. It's a pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18245245]

Get the drills out bearbros

[Anonymous No.18245246]

>>18245211
>Jack Ma's a visionary and it's such an incredible company. It's literally a fraud.
The obsession over Jack Ma is the most infuriating part of it. Guy is a literal brainlet wojack and cant figure out anything. That interview side by side with Musk really showed how dumb he is. Its just a state economic control branch now.

[Anonymous No.18245247]

>>18245177
True, it wasn't his fault. This was a LONG time coming. I would even argue Obama had more to do with this than he did, with the way he handled the 08 bailout.
But he is the president when the bubble finally popped, and they will probably try to blame him.

[Anonymous No.18245248]

>>18245209
>>18245185
my fucking sides. when will they learn these Chinese are laughing while running away with their money?

[Anonymous No.18245253]

>>18245192
Have you paid all of your debts? Do you have a 3 (ideally 6) month cushion if you were out of work to pay your bills?
If so then any remaining amount is fine as long as you'd be fine with it disappearing overnight. Typically you don't want to go big at first anyway and you shouldn't right now with all this volatility. Learn the ropes now and read up.

[Anonymous No.18245255]

>>18244951
>Giving your whole population a deadly disease to own the libs

[Anonymous No.18245257]

at least the futures have corrected themselves

[Anonymous No.18245258]

>>18245226
PLAY and CONN answer fast faggots i'm getting paranoid bleeding hard as we speak

[Anonymous No.18245261]

>>18245245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8

[Anonymous No.18245266]

>>18245211
Getting rich from IP theft doesn't preclude you from building on those riches through more legit ways later. BBK (owner of Oppo, Vivo, OnePlus, Realme etc.) were a company that made bootleg Sony Walkmans. Huawei made bootleg Cisco switches

[Anonymous No.18245267]

>>18245247
FDR 2.0
Only in the distant future will he be blamed
2 Scoops?
2 Terms?
How about 3.

[Anonymous No.18245270]

>>18244831
it`s priced in

[Anonymous No.18245269]

>>18245228
I think he can too, but he has to move fast.

[Anonymous No.18245273]

>>18245189
Not before the fall desu. The Saudis and Russians want to ruin the shale industry. Shit wont bull a day before everything is in ruins.

[Anonymous No.18245275]

lmao what is that candle on SPY?

[Anonymous No.18245276]

>>18245232
i sold all REITS my stuipid IRA had yesterday. get out of real estate now its totally fucked and ready for crash

[Anonymous No.18245278]

>>18245255

>America has the same population as countries that are the size of individual states

[Anonymous No.18245280]

>>18245230
Avanza/Nordnet

[Anonymous No.18245282]

>>18245247
whether it's true or not isn't what i'm talking about. i'm talking about the perception among the general populace that the stock market failure is due to the virus. you can barely find anyone who thinks/knows that the virus was just an excuse for it and you'd never be able to explain it

can somebody check my math? previous close was 20,943.51 so after 1,466 drop we should hit first breaker at 19,477.51?

[Anonymous No.18245283]

>>18245253
Im a student with no income so I think its fine. 3k is still a lot to me even though I can earn it back after graduating within 4 years

[Anonymous No.18245284]

Circuit breaker today?

[Anonymous No.18245285]

>>18244938
Pangolin Coffee

[Anonymous No.18245286]

JEROOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18245287]

>>18245185
OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.18245289]

STOP IT BOBO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOLDEN BULL RUN!!!

[Anonymous No.18245291]

>>18245248
Its just beautiful

[Anonymous No.18245292]

>>18244951
>A few dead americans is worth it for stock market aths.

[Anonymous No.18245293]

>>18245258
i bought puts on PLAY because lets be honest nobody is oging out drinking for a year

[Anonymous No.18245294]

>>18244984
are we at the point where public opinion is changing on this old faggot and finally the brain dead die hards realize his school yard bully nicknames, shitty tweets, word salad soliloquies at the podium and overall general ineptness aren't endearing? I sure hope so.

[Anonymous No.18245296]

>>18245278
>china on the chart

[Anonymous No.18245300]

What news did I miss that caused futures to crash?

[Anonymous No.18245301]

>>18245280
tack!

[Anonymous No.18245302]

>>18245291
JUST

[Anonymous No.18245303]

Is there an ERT attached to the hopes and dreams of americans?
I want to short it

[Anonymous No.18245304]

cramer just let one rip live!
who else heard that

[Anonymous No.18245305]

if apple closes below 235 tomorrow I lose 2k fml

[Anonymous No.18245307]

>>18245300
trump caught corona

hmm no, that'd be bullish

[Anonymous No.18245309]

>>18245291
250 @ $25
>rakingmoney

[Anonymous No.18245310]

>>18245300
Jerome isnt awake yet, stop worrying

[Anonymous No.18245311]

>>18245291
>I'm really "luckin" my buy so far!
---------------------------
RICK THE PLUMBER
USMC FOOD SERVICE 1968-1972
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
PROUD SUPPORT OF YOURE 45TH PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.18245312]

>>18245291
Do people just not do any research or what

[Anonymous No.18245313]

>>18245300
6 gorrilion unemployment

[Anonymous No.18245315]

All in on oil or BA?

[Anonymous No.18245317]

>>18245300
Jobless claims 6.6 milli

[Anonymous No.18245318]

>>18245258
Sell play, probably going to zero. Conn maybe.

[Anonymous No.18245319]

>>18245294
>where public opinion is changing on this old faggot
yes
>finally the brain dead die hards realize his school yard bully nicknames, shitty tweets, word salad soliloquies at the podium and overall general ineptness aren't endearing
No, opposition is growing to be fond of it slowly.
East coast faggot with midwest connections

[Anonymous No.18245320]

*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*

[Anonymous No.18245324]

>>18245294

Maybe if establishment Dems/Repubs stopped pushing patently anti-American globhomo fags we wouldn't be electing this guy. As it stands idgaf what he tweets, it's policy that counts.

[Anonymous No.18245325]

>>18245291
these are the people that come on /biz/ to say they are financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18245326]

>>18245323
>>18245323
>>18245323

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>18245323
>>18245323
>>18245323

[Anonymous No.18245328]

>>18245291
>I'm reall "Lukin" my 25 buy in

[Anonymous No.18245329]

>>18245291
Based rickdplumr1

[Anonymous No.18245331]

>>18245282
The math checks out

[Anonymous No.18245332]

>>18245293
i'm a eurofags options trading is to expensive for me and IB sons of bitches aren't helping either approving my account for 3 weeks now.

[Anonymous No.18245336]

>>18245209
>>18245185
Somebody better send them the suicide hotline number holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18245342]

>>18245296

>The Chinese data is real

[Anonymous No.18245350]

>>18245294
>are we at the point where public opinion is changing
No, he will likely win again since Biden is a zombie mouth drooler. But Trumps reaction and obsession to the stock market is pretty embarssing. Its like hes refreshing his robinhood portfolio everyday and ordering the fed to pump it up.

[Anonymous No.18245351]

>>18245291
Oh my...

[Anonymous No.18245353]

>>18245300
yellowstone

[Anonymous No.18245358]

>>18245293
nor are they going to go to a brick and mortar store for their vidya

[Anonymous No.18245363]

>>18245291
It'll be worth it to see if those accounts make future posts for a compilation. Hell, make it a banner for /biz/. Everything about this feels like a shitcoin scam.
>>18245283
Your call. Be warned that the market is crazy uncertain but everything is probably for cheap. Don't look at oil. It is a damn honeypot right now to trap idiots.

[Anonymous No.18245372]

>>18245075
Kinda looks like you've identified two head and shoulderses. They're just tilted up instead of flat bottomed.

[Anonymous No.18245377]

>>18245332
can you short at least? if not just do the next best thing and buy inverse on the whole market or sector. SPXS should do well today

[A̴ǹoń̛͠ymoús No.18245388]

>>18245291
Wait a moment.... I recognize this admiral with the gay beard...

[Anonymous No.18245403]

ATHX is down a tad, mgiht be a good time to pick up more

[Anonymous No.18245408]

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A WEEK WHERE WE HIT THE 3RD CIRCUIT BREAKER

[Anonymous No.18245416]

>>18245229

>global pandemic
>risk death from getting coofed on because you're too stupid make your own coffee

[Anonymous No.18245440]

>>18245170
They'll spend it. If not now on amazon©®™ shit, they'll eat out in droves in 1-3 months
Come November (elections)
>MOST JOBS ADDED EVER. BEST ECONOMY; BEST PRESIDENT!

[Anonymous No.18245443]

jeromeeeee paaaaamp itt

[Anonymous No.18245465]

selling puts = free money?

[Anonymous No.18245504]

OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!

[Anonymous No.18245518]

>>18245465
basically. if you ave the money to write its like being the house at a casino. you will always win. actually better odds than house, you get 75% chance pretty much, casinos usually only have a 51-60% house favor

[Anonymous No.18245536]

>>18245504
buy your cheap SPY puts on the swing up

[Anonymous No.18245539]

>>18245518
Is there a way to buy an options, with a contract less than 100 shares?

[Anonymous No.18245645]

>>18245518
Yeah unless the puts print BIG time like the last three weeks, then you get absolutely raped

[Anonymous No.18245868]

>>18244728
>for each generation with fewer whites, America grows more wealthy and powerful
You fags are holding the real murrica back with your fee fee politics anyway

[Anonymous No.18245994]

>>18245539
no

[Anonymous No.18246085]

>>18244984
Didn't he literally say it himself on Sunday about dead bodies everywhere?

[Anonymous No.18246448]

>that candle on GUSH

[Anonymous No.18246587]

>>18246448
Why are oil stocks rebounding so hard?

[Anonymous No.18246624]

>>18246587
OPEC shitshow about to end.

[Anonymous No.18246647]

>>18246624
Might as well wait out until it's done being overbought then, probably going to be safer to get in at that point

[Anonymous No.18247075]

>>18246624
Is it really though? I feel like the russians and saudis still have wiggle room and what was the purpose of this shitshow if they didn't take out the US shale industry?