/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18235018]

Patron Saints of Bears edition

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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[Anonymous No.18235057]

>>18231651
Only need to recover if you crash

[Anonymous No.18235059]

first for circuit breaker tomorrow at open

[Anonymous No.18235062]

>tfw the good times are over

[Anonymous No.18235069]

>>18235059
defense contractor calls now

[Anonymous No.18235085]

>/tag/lolicon/
dare i click?

[Anonymous No.18235091]

Tomorrow will be green. The circuit breakers aren't until Friday or Monday. Watch out for stimulus hope bump next week.

[Anonymous No.18235109]

>>18235085
Yes

[Anonymous No.18235113]

It’s just a flu bro

[Anonymous No.18235123]

I just went out to fill a prescription and fucking nobody is taking it seriously, except this one scruffy 30 something looking dude with goggles and an N95, the legend

They aren't refilling water cooler bottles either

Even the weed store had contactless weed sales

[Anonymous No.18235140]

>>18235054
Basically a tax on citizens to protect domestic shale producers that are going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18235143]

>>18235131
SAUCE

[Anonymous No.18235146]

So the USA is killing Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.18235153]

>>18235136
bullish

[Anonymous No.18235223]

I didn't pay rent today because they don't collect from their collection box until 5pm (supposedly) on the 5th of every month, and I still don't know if I'm gonna pay LOL

[Anonymous No.18235240]

>>18235157
US government has to, and will, try something. In fact they will likely do a list of cleanest to dirtiest tactics available starting with the cleanest and working down the list if the early soft stuff doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.18235245]

>>18235091
This. VIX went up today as indexes fell. Somebody's expecting another large pump.

[Anonymous No.18235247]

Trump conference live just announced huge PPE deal between US and Walmart

[Anonymous No.18235280]

is my dinner priced in

[Anonymous No.18235281]

So yeah, Italy is beginning to fall apart. Cases shot up by about 30K today with 1000 new deaths.

I guess we mad max now.

[Anonymous No.18235282]

>>18235244
>being mad at sexually explicit drawings
When will migafags learn?

[Anonymous No.18235289]

>>18235246
>what's so bad about them going bankrupt, again?
US needs partial oil independence to have any leverage in the market against the bigger oil producing countries.

>for the average citizen who isn't invested in them to begin with, i mean?
Shale employs a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.18235293]

>>18235240
what a coincidence, I was literally just looking at Ian's Chauchat video an hour ago

[Anonymous No.18235297]

>>18235071
Wouldn't bailing out US shale be cheaper than taking entirely new oilfields?

[Anonymous No.18235303]

>>18235265
That would pale in comparison to the supply and quality being grown domestically (and commercially in some states)

[Anonymous No.18235313]

>>18235281
Lmao not even close to 30k stfu

[Anonymous No.18235314]

>>18235018
TB𝅶𝅶𝅶H

[Anonymous No.18235320]

>>18235282
They're MAGAfags. They're literally too stupid to learn.
Which is why they voted Trump

[Anonymous No.18235324]

>>18235240
need a 20 page doujin of Ian taking his FAMAS apart and cleaning it

[Anonymous No.18235341]

>>18235313
It's 7k off from 30K in a day. Yesterday ended with 189K cases. Today as of the most recent update it's 213K and every new refresh gives a higher number.

[Anonymous No.18235368]

>Mass destruction weapons enectric boogaloo
>Mass destruction weapons enectric boogaloo
>Mass destruction weapons enectric boogaloo
>Mass destruction weapons enectric boogaloo

[Anonymous No.18235369]

>>18235359
setting up for the big marshal law play

[Anonymous No.18235372]

>>18235350
t. a Brainlet who doesn't understand how this shit works.

[Anonymous No.18235375]

>>18235341
My bad brother I thought you said Italy reported 30k

[Anonymous No.18235379]

>>18235361
I think he's saying that if you think there's anything wrong with jerking off to drawings of little kids, you are the problem

[Anonymous No.18235382]

>>18235359
If Venezuela is now the problem, yeah.

[Anonymous No.18235385]

>>18235246
I'm not sure if Trump can save them, but unemployment would be the biggest issue. I think there will huge consolidations in the oil industry, the Peter Singer vultures of the world are already swooping over the carcasses.

[Anonymous No.18235386]

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>>18235268
>>18235317
Gentlemen, we are through the looking glass. Nothing that makes sense is true and everything that was false is now gospel. Watch, we'll open in the green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18235387]

26. I’m guessing the average biz poster is 25-35

[Anonymous No.18235390]

>me in 10 years

Who else is buying the dips and wishes for more dips?

[Anonymous No.18235395]

>>18235375
Sorry I wasn't being specific. But yeah the U.S. is nearing 30k new cases today and an additional 1000 deaths in the last 24 hours.

On Italy related news the southern part of the country is beginning to fall into anarchy

[Anonymous No.18235400]

>>18235324
LEWD

[Anonymous No.18235402]

>>18235385
I mean Paul Singer

[Anonymous No.18235403]

>>18235390
Just waiting for the bottom :^)

[Anonymous No.18235412]

>>18235361
>wants to nuke countries because they're the origin of fetish porn which he doesn't like
>NOOOO YOU'RE THE PROBLEM
lmao

[Anonymous No.18235413]

>>18235395
>>On Italy related news the southern part of the country is beginning to fall into anarchy
got juicy webms?

[Anonymous No.18235417]

>>18235359
Wait. I'm not watching the latest Trump rally disguised as a CDC briefing. Is he seriously fucking talking about Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.18235420]

>>18235414
Proof? For all you know there is no existing election system that's not gamed.

[Anonymous No.18235425]

>>18235408
it kills young adults too, you know

[Anonymous No.18235435]

uhhh bobos
where are the red dildos for futures

[Anonymous No.18235434]

>>18235425
At close 0% rate.

[Anonymous No.18235446]

>>18235425
Only those with severe comorbidities. The media is trying hard to portray it as if it really kills the young, too, because they've gotten wind of the general plan to get rid of boomers and are getting scared.

[Anonymous No.18235460]

>>18235413
I don't have juicy webms. I'm in the middle of ohio watching it slowly become mad max like here.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-30/italy-risks-losing-grip-in-south-with-fears-of-looting-and-riots

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning

Things are starting to fall apart.

[Anonymous No.18235470]

bros why cant my guns be cute anime girls...

[Anonymous No.18235472]

>>18235455
Bullish sentiment

[Anonymous No.18235473]

>>18235435
Looks like Jerome is pumping overtime.

[Anonymous No.18235474]

>>18235396
Of course. Panic selling is pretty well concluded. Now we play games.

[Anonymous No.18235484]

Bought CCL at 8.80 a share just for a volatility play after that big of a drop I'm hoping for a bit of a bounce

[Anonymous No.18235493]

You bloodied our noses, I'll give yov that, bearcvcks. Bvt 'twas only one battle. The real Battle of the Bvll shall begin. And vs BVLLCHADS? We will win.

AVE BVLLVS! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

[Anonymous No.18235511]

Can anyone recommend some tickers for me to buy SK and China?

[Anonymous No.18235523]

>>18235389

It's a combination of both leaders and people fucking up.
Leaders didn't react in time and only care about trying to maintain the bubble economy to the very last moment.
People themselves don't give a shit about rules and regulations to minimize the spread.
Mostly because they have been living in a comfortable bubble for a decade, where the worst thing that could happen to them is getting their feelings hurt or someone being racist. There's no real self preservation instinct left.
Also it's not like people have given a fuck about educating themselves about the fucky nature of the economy.
They have just been enjoying the climb up, while cranking their personal debt to record high levels and now it's all going to collapse in an instant, which will fuck everyone over.
This is a massive failure of both the retarded people and idiot leaders on a global scale.

Only really bad thing about it is that I don't have enough money to invest into this ever worsening clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.18235546]

>>18235535
Get ready for people buying tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18235554]

How do I profit off this?

[Anonymous No.18235564]

holy shit futures ripping
i fucked up again, god damn you jerome

[Anonymous No.18235590]

If you're wondering from where is this help coming from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3mV1kSKKuI

[Anonymous No.18235596]

>>18235439
>>18235425
it's true that the deaths for young adults are extremely low. However, young adults are still susceptible to the virus and can become very ill and take up precious medial capacity. They can also potentially spread the virus to others who are more at risk, which is the primary issue.

Coronavirus doesn't have to kill, it just has to incapacitate to become a problem

[Anonymous No.18235600]

>>18235554
Buy the dips and hold for years. Buy some quality stonks at sale prices. I missed out on the 2008/2009 crash and regret it.

[Anonymous No.18235606]

Why are the futures green. How much is this pump?

[Anonymous No.18235609]

>>18235253
once you get your 1.2k trump bucks yolo it all on options

[Anonymous No.18235619]

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. COCKY BEARS FELL INTO THE PESKY TRAP. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

[Anonymous No.18235621]

>>18235605
And she's fucking hot.
>Return to tradition.
You'll still be a virgin

[Anonymous No.18235631]

Bulls getting excited over nothing

[Anonymous No.18235637]

bobos can you please get some red dildos up

[Anonymous No.18235657]

ARE YOV READY TO SWEAR RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW FOR THE BVLLCHAD?

[Anonymous No.18235674]

>Trump declares war on Venezuela
>Futures green

[Anonymous No.18235677]

>>18235653
>FOTS
Flavor Of The...Season?

[Anonymous No.18235693]

>>18235617
Compared to Pence, its not hard to make Trump look silly.

[Anonymous No.18235698]

>>18235621
too fake and plastic to be hot. have you see close up of caked on makeup faces?
I'd prefer someone who didn't wear any makeup and natural hair color so you could tell how healthy and attractive they actually are.

[Anonymous No.18235709]

>>18235678
4 MORE YEARS. SEETHE, COPE.

[Anonymous No.18235711]

>>18235686
i only have 1 jar of peanut butter left...

[Anonymous No.18235759]

>>18235684
Honestly this. We're no longer improving the human condition, we're exploiting it.
Slowing that down doesn't bother me.

[Anonymous No.18235767]

Futures will be green, and it'll be one last chance to go all in on 4/17 puts. I just wish I bought more calls but the EOD pump caught me off guard and I couldn't change my option bids in time.

[Anonymous No.18235783]

am i sick

[Anonymous No.18235785]

>>18235754
why is there no buy button

[Anonymous No.18235790]

>why would I care about the economy?
I’ve always lost at this economy, shit it down so I can be a winner in the next one!

Lmao
Bullish
Losers seething is positively bullish.

[Anonymous No.18235794]

>>18235772
>ID:onions
>That post
Yeah thats about right

[Anonymous No.18235812]

>>18235772
Because the war machine is bigger

[Anonymous No.18235828]

Oil prices are rising

[Anonymous No.18235838]

>>18235755
Wrong. They are going after Putin’s ability to prop up Assad and Iran for Yemen.

[Anonymous No.18235853]

>I think I know what to do to solve it
>can you tell us
>no
He's going to ban oil imports.

[Anonymous No.18235888]

>it's going to go up, maybe quickly
>maybe not quickly, maybe slowly
>social distancing guidelines until mid summer at least

[Anonymous No.18235921]

>>18235686
You do know that stuff causes cervical cancer in men?

[Anonymous No.18235927]

GOD I JUST WANT ANOTHER WEEK WITH MULTIPLE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.18235941]

Jerome is working for everyone now

[Anonymous No.18235944]

>>18235772
Fuck off Bernie

[Anonymous No.18235946]

>>18235888
To be honest, nobody knows.
We know as much as the "experts" do. They just have fancy models and predictions and experience.
What a wild ride. Don't panic. The uninformed public likes to believe in the experts like children do in Santa Claus.

[Anonymous No.18235951]

>>18235933
he's meeting with oil ceos and independents firms on friday.
Now what ETF or index do I buy?

[Anonymous No.18235954]

Should I buy XOM now or should I wait and see if shares drop more?

[Anonymous No.18235967]

Hey guys, I drew a random line on the SPY chart today. Did I predict the stock market?

[Anonymous No.18235976]

>>18235961
You aren't wrong

[Anonymous No.18235982]

>>18235933
fauci wins basketball games

[Anonymous No.18235996]

>>18235973
I got into USO on the cheap along with some HAL. I'm ready to hold it for that long, if we go back to regular prices I'm finna be boosted.

[Anonymous No.18236045]

>>18236020
100 shares of USO at the mid 4's
and only 25 shares of HAL at low 6's. I wanted more but that was all of my expendable cash

[Anonymous No.18236080]

>>18235943
SJB

[Anonymous No.18236091]

>>18236020
How far out are your USO options for, or are they puts?

[Anonymous No.18236096]

Boeing calls are a guaranteed profit, last chance lads

[Anonymous No.18236119]

>>18236064
Because it's funny and they don't matter.
Fuck reporters.

[Anonymous No.18236121]

>>18236064
because they try to ask ebin gotcha questions by hiding them in an eight-parter so he just cuts them off

[Anonymous No.18236151]

>>18236035
How did you spend this Lunar New New?

[Anonymous No.18236168]

>>18236064
Because they don’t get to the point quick enough.

[Anonymous No.18236179]

>>18228353
i’m green because i hold chainlink which will moon because i coom to jessica khater WHO CAN BE FOUND FOR ESCORT SERVICES :D


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[Anonymous No.18236185]

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[Anonymous No.18236274]

>>18236151
Fucked a hanbaga while a clown fairy lunarian in a one piece cheered me on.

What’d you do?

(Buy KHC. I’m gonna do a cheezbagah next year)

[Anonymous No.18236284]

>>18236267
Oil prices falling more. Fuck yes. Best president giving me even more cheapies. Almost makes up for what he did with the fed and stimulus. Almost.

[Anonymous No.18236303]

>>18236246
floof! another box inside

[Anonymous No.18236302]

>>18235934
You call it "business as usual".

[Anonymous No.18236305]

>>18236132
Lost my emoji but still immune I think

[Anonymous No.18236364]

>>18235524
oh look it's nothing

[Anonymous No.18236452]

>>18236427
i'm reading the source they cited as evidence of it occuring.
that source they cited was a study of a single patient and admits in the abstract that it's not a thing.

[Anonymous No.18236460]

>>18236382
just FYI the loans turn into grants if you use them for rent, insurance, phone, payroll, basically anything business related.

[Anonymous No.18236684]

>>18235018
why the fuck is there so much corona porn

[Anonymous No.18236742]

>>18235133
Wasted digits also the only thing I care about is coofing!

[Anonymous No.18236823]

>>18236498
Source?

>>18236684
What do you think will happen when people are shut inside all day?

[Anonymous No.18236966]

>>18236684
Were you not here for Ebola? We had actual blood sacrifices done on top of porn of her.