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18225829 No.18225829[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

can someone please explain her job to me. like she manages 300M btc and has made 2.2B loans based on them? what that?

>> No.18225852

>>18225829
she manages to clean someones penis
that is about it

>> No.18225977

>>18225852
ok, but still. how does the company have 300m deposited, but 2.2 billion lended out?
i thought they were 100% leveraged?
what if people don't pay back? do deposit protection apply to them like for regular banks? or what?

>> No.18226087

>>18225977
Jewish black magic

>> No.18226103

>>18225829
>"Hm not sure I should invest in celsius, convince me"
>*Jessica does her thing*
>"Ok I'll deposit a mil or two."

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>>18226103

>> No.18226323

>>18225977
It's fucking Ponzi scheme like bitconnect and all the others. It is fucking shocking that Sirgay "invested" in them

>> No.18226360

>>18225829
They do short term loans so that 300M gets loaned out, paid back, loaned out again, paid back, in, out, in, out, coooooooommmmmmming.
And you just add up all the times it's been loaned out and get 2.2B. It's probably higher than that, but kind of meaningless.

>> No.18227481

>>18226447
those are a nice set of fucking chompers right there lads

>> No.18227781

kek this is going to make link go parabolic, isn't it? i know for a fact there is a large portion of you who sold just because of this. incels BTFO

>> No.18227933

>>18225829
sucking a peepee

>> No.18228029

>>18225829

>sex positive woman

SO THEY ADMIT SHE DID PORN!

>> No.18228030 [DELETED] 

>>18227874
T. Asspained poorfag with zero authority or presence

>> No.18228071

You're not asking for an explanation. You're just reiterating why incels aren't able to have nice things.

>> No.18228100

>>18225829
This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud, toilet fud, JSON parser memes, fake google pnd, 700k dumps, literal dump to zero, fake partnerships (looking at you MOAB), the same slides over and over, stiff competition arriving (BAND, Tellor, UMAprotocol). I’ve endured it all, but this was the straw that broke the camels back. The Link dream is dead friends. We will go down in history as one of the most epic meme campaigns, but unfortunately reality has caught up with us. It was nice knowing you all, I wish you all good luck.

>> No.18228129

>>18225829
This is basically the new Bancor.

>> No.18228183

>>18225977
It's called fractional reserve banking and the scam on which modern banking is built

>> No.18228206

UUUGHHH GUHHHHHHHHHHH

Gimme the link to da pron guys

>> No.18228238 [DELETED] 

>>18228197
i didn't get it how will i get immune now?

>> No.18228245 [DELETED] 

how do I get infected?

>> No.18228252

>>18225829
>blog article trying to make bank on this issue
Literally worse than white supremacists.

>> No.18228332

>>18226294
So .. it makes her less of a jew ?
Someone has proof she's jewish ?

>> No.18228381

>>18225829
>please explain her job
eyecandy for a Mossad money-laundering front.
might (theoretically) also help out with customer acquisition -
>maybe you should sign up, or we send your wife and employer the photos
>go ahead, idgaf
>AND the public link to this here porn vid
>uhmm.. where do I sign?
- all in Minecraft, of course
irl, shes a hard-working shoe designer who made it to Head of Institutional Lending in RECORD TIME. clever girl

>> No.18228389 [DELETED] 

>>18222048
bless me

>> No.18228392 [DELETED] 

>>18226032
Jannies deleted many threads, they dont delete linkspam strangely

>> No.18228442

>>18226294
You clearly have no experience with Jewish princesses. They all get a nose-job for their sweet 16. It's practically a second bat mitzvah it's so standard nowadays.

>> No.18228448

>>18228183
Yeah, literally all banks are allowed to do this, they just need to hold around 2% of the actual credit they have issued.

>> No.18228449

>attractive woman has sex
seethe more, incels

>> No.18228489

>>18228448
0% now